Draphs can't read ediyionThanks for joining the tournaments!VODShttps://www.youtube.com/live/FMLXv6LUSBEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/kdjviVPeG0M>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Anre, Vira, Ilsa>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>569336089
>>569472768>Thanks for joining the tournaments!but I didn't join
>>569472768Magnifique OP pic
>>569473035https://youtu.be/O0TQbRNmYus?si=dN1SrFCBkkwcWqCk
you didn't post enough big boobie zooeys for me to consider joining
>>569472901>>569472768You added the rotation.That means a lot to me.Thanks.
>>569475126sussy pussy
>>569475126dump retart
i luv sheep
>>569478527now THAT is some gud ass neutch
>shartsyep, that’s some good grubbin’.
Your season 3 cast
>>569484840>legs aren't as thick as her torsoNot my Thickoh
>>569484840Good?
i keep waking up in the middle of the night with horrible nose bleeds. my pillow is ruined.
Rising is dead.https://gbvs-cygames-cup.jp/en/
>>569488363>[coming soon]season 3 confirmed
>>569488363
>>569488363They really took their time for a competition that has already debuted
dsg deluxe
https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatake
https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatakebira on the telly
>>569489182
>>569492084>>569492151>dude whiffs DP>first reaction from opponent is to punish it with its own>same dude who's 2-0ing himthe skill level of this game is so fucking low
>>569492421are you talking about vira using lumi to cover her dp?
>>569492536no he did it earlier than that
>>569492421Vira has a setup where her DP becomes safe thanks to Chevalier blockstun.I thtink the Vira still failed there though, but it wasn't a bad idea to delay M DP for Gran. He just did it on reaction.
or right now where gran is just mashing like a retarded nigger
nothing wrong with being a mashgawd
>>569493134he lost because of ithe mashes so hard he failed two hit confirms and got killed for it
>>569492791so that's just a regular gran
>>569492421oh yeah also all the best players are in korea for a GBWT event this weekend
>>569492421he whiffed 214l and vira was already in the air as lumi was about to activate on him. what exactly should he have done there?
>>569493584jump throw???
>>569492084>>569492151Bro, what the fuck is this audio quality? Even the sounds from the game sound fucked.
>>569494037his stream has been like that since rising came out. it is so fucking bad and i can only assume every japanese viewer is too kind to say anything.
>>569492084>>569492151easy input gawds
>>569494190Shit is unwatchable
>>569494037Either he fucked up the stereo channels somehow and only kept the sounds on the far sides, or maybe he did that on purpose so he doesn't have to mix the commentary with the game audio.But yeah, it's awful.
>>569494612it was once sponsored by avermedia and had a prize of their capture card. it sounded like total dogshit the entire stream... its so bad.
>>569494772He's on PS5 so maybe it's a capture thing now that you mention it
the reason is simple, he's japanese. he has different priorities.>turned on some presets and called it good enough>spend all his tech knowledge and money on getting the overlay and gooner vtuber avatar to work instead.
>>569495265You can't even see him during the match, why is he like this...
>>569495265same anon here.since he's on playstation. he 100% has EQ turned on to bass boost because he plays the game with one of those cheap 7/11 in-ears.
>>569495265I never get using a female anime avatar and then not using any kind of voice changer.I can get wanting to be the anime girl online, but then go all the way.But he's also a commentator of sorts and probably wants to speak with his real voice, so why pretend to be an anime girl?Also, yes, fix your fucking audio.
>>569495150my retard theory is hes recording the game audio from his television through his pc microphone
>>569495941Nah. It's really a capture or mixing issue. It wouldn't sound like that otherwise. You can hear that the pan of the stereo audio is correct. It's just that everything in the middle is removed for some reason.
Buff Vira.
>>569497480mmmm nyes some more walk speed for vira
>>569497480give her a teleport and a command grab in install
Nerf Ferry.
>>569498369Nyo.
nerf every characterbuff yoolnerf 2B again for good measuredo a flip
>>569495265My hero
>>569498369lovely chest
first week of the job went greatand i got praised a lot
>>569502153Well done, anon!
>>569502065
>>569502153Not.Your.Blog.Lil.Troon.
>>569502153It's.Your.Blog.My.Ally.
>>569502349thank you
>>569502790
>>569503094thank you too
*flushes nier down the toilet*
*clogs that shit harder than a 17lb vane*
*takes a massive WilnasMegVaneIlsa66LBC*Damn I clogged and destroyed my GBVSR
*sprays yool perfume to cover it all up*ahh... what a great game. yip yip dosukooooi
>foxtard outta nowhere ruins the conversation
Tiger Tape
>struggling to land more technical combos in more technical fightersI'm thinking I might want to try out a hitbox for more precision, any of you anons use one?
>>569505272I will inject small amounts of positivity into your life whether you want it or notbitchget happiersmile a little bit sometimesenjoy your day a little more
>>569505705yip yourself off a highway overpass faggot
>>569505705Based. Fuck the negativers (that's what I call negative-havers).
>>569505705you sound like a schizo selling "happiness pills" for absolutely no purpose but keeping everyone delusional and retarded
>>569505789desu get this man a cheeseburger and two beers
>OH MY FAUCI I PLAY YOOL YIP YIP HECKIN FOX TOES!!!! YIP YIP FOX SMELL YIP YIP!!!! IM LE HECKIN QUIRKY EPIC CHUNGUS JUST LIKE MY MAIN FR FR!!!! LAUGH!!!!kill all foxredditors
>>569505789*does a flip*
ghost inside
You all talking about scat but hate the Yuel positive posts?
*gets wife raped by a pack of blacks*WOW YIP YIP SO HAPPY WOOHOO DO IT MORE YIP YIP JUST LIKE FKHR DID TO RISING!!! I LOVE YUEL!!!
Hmmmm, will I be a miserable piece of faggot-shit today?Or will I bring some brightness and fun to the world?Things are hard enough for anons... You know, it should be even worse!
I barely post anymore but I just wanted to say I LOVE Aya Hirano
someone edit yuel into that bikecuck comic
I masturbate to Aya Hirano's gravure shoot daily angrily
YIP YIP TYRONE DOOD MY WIFE AND I WATCHED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!! I JUST FUARKIN LOVE YUEL!!!!
>>569506273you don't have a wife miserytroon>>569506417slurping thos fwehs
>>569506456Even irl Aya Hirano has too much daughter energy for me to masturbate to her, seeing her in bikinis just looks weird
>>569506427Damn they really are the bikecuck>My favorite character is dogshit tier still and will receive 0 help forever>But I realized that they buffed Cag again>their happiness is much bigger than my sadness>the overall enjoyment of the game increased>so whate- ITTAI ANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *loses 0-2 every set*
You need a hug and a kissu.
oooouuuugh.... oooh desu... desu th-they took it... they took our armored combostarting DP.... we can't win anymore... oooooh desu... I think we need to kill ourselves... oooh....... they're gonna BC us desu... ooooh..... I gotta... I gotta blog about it... muh garden... muh stonks... ooohh desu... nooo.... they're calling us lame and gay again......
foxtards cant meme
Foxcucks, just stop.
posting yuel with a comically sized ass for that one anon who likes this thing
>>569507314>>569507354ah yeah damn I forgot I'm supposed to say things you actually don't say to make fun of you. whoops
>>569506273 (Me)I main Yuel btw, forgot to mention.
>>569507515thank you
be nice to the foxes
>>569507546? But Yuel players say that.>>569507658>>569506273
personally think yuel would be the rapist not the rapee but maybe thats just me
Tigers are basically foxes, right?
>>569507938when is it my turn to be engulfed in yool tail fluff
>having a shitty day at work>check /gbvsg/>yuelcucks getting blown up left and right>that one random pedo spamming his pedoanimals into the void>smileThank you /gbvsg/ for brightening up my day
>>569508071
>>569507515thanks anon
>>569508749nu-uh
for real though cheer up a little goddamnyou have the best modern fighting game with a fun community lobby and a mostly-good thread
>Wake up naturally, no need for alarm on my king size bed.>Do 10 minutes of meditation, sometimes I feel like I'm levitating.>The two girls are still sleeping.>My dog gets out of his Desu themed kennel I built for him and greets me.>My Evoker coat I ordered is on the coathanger.>Turn 20k pc on, boots in under 10 seconds because of the latest SSD.>Nier as desktop background on 60 inch monitor.>Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEtjbjPinaQ on loop.>Girls wake up with a smile to the thundering sound of my industrial speakers.>Open my internet home, /gbvsg/ Threads.>Nierposters dominating, as it is the custom.>Crack a smile, showing my pearly white teeth.>Don't need to click captchas because 20$ is literally nothing to me.
>>569508102That's a lot of piss
>>569509000THE KING OF /GBVSG/
>>569509000you could have invested that $20....
>look up that stale pasta on /a/>first time posted in 2019interesting
>>569509218Your contumacious and transient stupidity and noisome babbling wears upon the ears of your good master, pet. Return to your kennel posthaste; therein you will find others of your brethren, residing in shameful perpetuity in everlasting reminder of their grievous sins as all good and obedient pets must. Reflect upon your noxious and egregious transgressions, dog, and know despair. Await your master's command, and toil until such time is visited upon you with nary a complaint or remonstration. Heretofore has your master turned a blind eye to your tomfoolery, but no longer. Further disobedience will be met thusly with swift and terrible wrath. Hear mine words, dog. Obey and mayhap one day shall you earn your master's pardon. Until such time, be silent as the grave, and obedient as all hounds must. Your master commands you.
These breasts are too big
>>569509000Stay based king
>>569509282I don't know if I should feel sad for you or impressed that you managed to actually spend all those years in that god forsaken place.
>>569509292no they're fine
here is someones hero
Will Luci get dedicated shitposters once his plush comes out?
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>win the first game vs. another grandmaster>"whew i'm raking in the gemmies">he starts trying>lose a fuckton of gemmiesbeing gm sucks actually
>harvins
>>569509665I can moonlight as his shitposter.
>>569509486Shy girl smiling...Good...
and here is yuel
>>569509946ape brain is mildly pleased by +100 gemmies, but absolutely devastated by -100 gemmies. It's quite stressful
>>569510081sochie's usually smilingbut yes
>>569510178ew
>>569509946thats why 10th/9th/8th place don't mean much, it's literally just who can keep those positions the mosthigher positions are already thousands of crystals ahead and they earned GM
>>569510178cute
>>569510178smoochable
>>569510269okay fine here is cagliostro... now excuse me i am going to play on a highway.
>>569510316in other words i'm shit unless i'm top 2 for my charcter in the entire world
>>569510491sex
>>569510515nyes
>>569510178>>569510491pretty
booba
indiacoded replies
>>569511075small booba
>>569511075foxes are so pretty
>>569512183Damn, those are some yaoi hands
>>569512096Granblue artists are based innit.
I just hit A rank and now im getting anally devastated by everyone I fight. The second they put me in a corner I just get combo'd to death.
>Hessencrash tomorrow>reached Master rank on my current character yesterday, can freely spend time in the lobby>bruise daily later, I can feel itLet this be a nice weekend.
>>569513031welcome to granblue fantasy versus rising. use the dash macro and brave counter.
>>569513031Multiple things can go wrong for you in the corner. Without watching any of your gameplay: just block. Just downback block for a while. There is not much most opponents can do here. Some chip damage, maybe you'll eat a throw. Not the end of the world.Just block, observe their habits, there will be a gap. Doing something risky often has far worse consequences compared to getting thrown or chip damage.Or yeah, use your BC
>>569513031yup that's granblue risingdefense doesn't exist outside of BCgames in A rank are no different than games in GM rank by the way, so get comfy
>>569513151what application does the dash macro even have
>>569513551Lets you 66L a tiny bit faster
>>569505632refer to the last thread
I drop my combos in this game about as often as I drop them in blazblue
Who asked?
>>569515047You by being here.
>>569514506Asked, noticed, cared, cherished.
I asked. I care.
>>569515161>>569515171thhank you for being supportive :)
>>569515161>>569515171>>569515729Troon, Tran, Tranny Trio
we love Marippe here
*puts massive dildo in his ass* MARIPPE
I only love marippe's body and chibi feet
headless mari mod...
I want to fuck Mari and make Meg watch
Yuel is not bad, just another /gbvsg/ dogshit take like "Djeeta is... le bad..."What's next? Vira is bad? huh?! Niggers
>>569495939>I can get wanting to be the anime girl online, but then go all the way.>But he's also a commentator of sorts and probably wants to speak with his real voice, so why pretend to be an anime girl?it's not about pretending to be an anime girl or wanting to be one. He likely just thinks anime girls are cute and likes looking at them, so his vtuber model is one. it's really not that deep.do you play Galleon because you want to be Galleon? do you post Nier images because you want to be nier? if his vtuber model was a cat, I doubt you'd be asking why he isn't meowing and just speaking normally
>>569495939>and then not using any kind of voice changer.>I can get wanting to be the anime girl online, but then go all the way.Bait or retard. Say it.
>>569506151WOOO GHOST BLOWJOB
>>569519964>do you post Nier images because you want to be nier?
You EUs better be playing tonight.
>>569520690>You EUs better be playing
>>569520690playing what? where?
>>569520690I'll do my daily season of ranking but that's it.
>>569521016soup tournament in corea is today(tomorrow)headsmusher in europe is today(tomorrow)
>>569521016playing with deez nuts nigga
>>569520690i'll hop in after my pizza arrives
Okay, It might sound like I'm coping but there's no way we don't get an Id install right? Isn't his thing to have a botched dragon transformation? Does he look cool? We might finally get a cool install after all
>>569521953yeahthat's basically his mechanic in relinkssba is him turning into bahamut
>>569521953
>>569521953unfortunately his install looks incredibly stupid
>>569520690it's game fest tonight, I'm laughing at it with my friends
>>569522284this is the expression i have one when i take a painful shit at 3 am
>>569507938damn, cute yool
>>569509868
>>569513151>>569513512do you seriously have no shame? shitposting to a new player is just low
>lancelot runs away on round start where i can't get to him>uses his gay projectile that i can't punish to take his turn>if i get hit once in the ensuing high low left right mixup i get sent to the corner>if i somehow get one hit in it's BC and back to the gay projectile blenderfuck this character
>>569524495Yes, Lancelot players are lame and gay
https://youtu.be/KwxhG28uIPw
This really isn't the best time to play games.
>>569524730>f.H. Is not even that good anymore>Spams f.H. whenever he has the chanceYou lied to me, Caggot-kun
>>569525014lmao
>>569524730everybody on the replay except that one guy
I will never be on the replay channel because my level is low and I do not subject myself to the torment nexus that is rankedthere are lowains there
>>569524730>Cag presses f.H to destroy the shield and hit Vane behind itNot carried at all by the way
>>569525014>Less people than NA or JP lobbiesAre the online queues alive or is Europe dead?
>>569524295>state facts about rising>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SHITPOSTINGmentally ill
>>569525620>-40 on whiff>on a button thats shorter than 90% of the rosterYou are fucking garbage if this normal is what you complain about
>>569525225
>>569524730So is this the part where he gets famous enough that he has to leave the nest?
lol lmao>i wyill uninstyall and never play agyian!!!
>>569526913A tale as old as time
>>569526913>spic vs spic
>>569526913I respect Shiwowamb because he really has never logged in after quitting
>>569526913200 kanme dollars is 200 kanme dollars
Does anyone want to play? (EU EX Djeeta)
>>569527637Yes. I will pick Brokenraga.
>>569527720I'll be there soon. My controller is doing something weird.
>>569527637come to the lobby if u dare
>>569527843Ok, I'm just booting up myself.
fuck shirofuck ibisfuck original vasfuck guy who waited for ilsa and didnt play heryay hatsoony-chwan
euro lobby euro lobby euro lobby
luv all me lobbyingtonseven the ones who dropped the gameeven the ones I never metthank you for being part of the /gbvsg/ ecosystemexcept nezu
we miss you nezu
what would be our fetish?
>>569529671pretty lady fetishists
>>569529671hebes and big booby girls
>>569529671scat
3/100
>>569529671Short-stacked fuckmeatshttps://litter.catbox.moe/p6pdp1z9lxl4izqr.mp4
>>569530273Mokusheep? More like MokuGOD
>>569530273
>>569529671Armpits for erune loversShortstacks for draph loversSize difference for harvin lovers.
>>569529671this general would lead you to believe it's children
>>569529671for me it's horns
>>569529671naked buff guys and twinks
Monkeyposter needs to be put on the registry
...the based people one.
>>569508024God I hope she is
>>569531582me on the bottom
>>569531321hes on my list of heroes
>>569532394Post list
>>569508024>>569531548there is no doubt that she turns into a savage beast in heat during erune estrus season
>>569532394awooganeed more embarrassed looking sandy in female clothes in awkward situations
>>569502153A Nierposter with a job is a sign of the apocalypse
>>569533748ChatGPT is your friend
That doesn't even look like Charlotta
>>569534343That's a bobblehead
>>569511075Could they make the Anji function work on a sexy fox girl?
>>569534343what the fuck is this
>>569534506How do you know it's her then?
Just bought a cheap set of 60 marker.They're really cheap so I won't be overly disappointed if there's a catch, but I hope they're nice.
>>569534830Not your blog lil troon.
>>569534614it is an abominationa perversion of the image of perfection (fediel)
>>569534830This your blog big ally.
yeah, sorry 2bigger, i haven't played him literally since he got buffed in a galleon patch a year ago and but yeah, vas is broken, no irony there, dont even know any of his new optimals or anything even though she is worse, fyuck 2b too thoughbeitget owned i gyuessggs-bgs
what's galleon's answer to FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH?
Wouldn't it be funny when they announce that 2.60 is the final patch but they'll barely touch Metera and Lowain so they'll stay top 1 and 2 forever?
>>569536317vaskotanon???????????
>>569536317was hatstroon really saltposting over vas lol
Friday is lobby night isn't it?It's night time in europe so where are all the lobbingtons?
>>569536658is friday lobby night? I can't lobb tonight...I did not know there were dedicated lobby nights I just show up when I want to grub
>>569536950i dont think he was literalbut yeah, there seems to be a mismatch when eu anons want to play so that one wubblyposter tried to schedule a lobby night for europoors
>>569536658>It's night time in europethere's your answer
>Hastroon loses to people that have not played in a year and gets mad...
>>569536658I can play, give me a couple of minutes.
>>569536950Lobby nights seem to be whenever the lobby cabal feels like having one
what the fuck is the lobby cabal now
game is officially dead in EU
>We're now pretending the lobby cabal doesn't exist
>joining the lobby
>>569537403Honestly the worst part is that anons are too kind to just tell him to fuck off and instead apologize(????) or play along with it.
>>569536658I joined the lobby, 4/100, one on the cab, two already playing.
lobby cabal? what are you, antinieretic? keep talking like that and you might find your main nerfed...
>>569537590A bunch of jobless nier and cagliostro players led by a bubs troon
>>569537992>Niers say that the accusation they control the lobby is an anti-Nieretic conspiracy theory, right before banning the accusers from the lobby
>>569538470oy vesu... it's like anuddah 1.3...
why arent you mean in the lobby
>>569538693this one I have to give it to Hatstroon,he's a cunt in the lobbyin the twitch chatin the threadhe really doesn't pretend to be anything else and I respect that
>>569538693Based Hatsoon being a coherent piece of shit both in the thread and in the lobby.
way more respectable than you fake pussies
>>569508024
>>569538967rainforest pussy
I think it's understandable to be salty about Vas. I don't blame him nor really care. It's ok.
>>569539190He does that with every character in the game, as long as you beat him effortlessly.
>>569539190no its not nigga he plays fucking 2band don't think we need your approval to hate hatsoon
>>569539378You sure about that? Check your Steam account.
>>569539601My hero on the left.Some rat on the right.
>>569538693I'm not mean in the lobby or in the thread or in twitch chat
>>569539190It's understandable to be salty about half the cast because they can BC you and then run their bullshit gameplan.But the real problem are the cunts that you can't even BC off of you and Vas is one of them
>>569539721Evil Hatsoon be like
>>569539721Vas anon telling trans to kill themselves in Twitch chat is not considered being rude.
The biggest shitposters are the ones who play the least. Therefore, the person shitting up threads every day is ________
>>569539865yeah that's fine to do that's different but I would never abuse my lobbybros
I have gotten so many ragequits in low master on vanewhat is it about this character man
>>569539972Someone who doesn't even own the game?
>>569540217"there is a shield here now, you cannot act" doesn't feel very good
>>569539378Just saying what I think. You don't need my approval for anything, indeed. >>569539807Have you, however, considered that armoring through cancer that is current BC is G-I-G-A B-A-S-E-D, though? Get giga fucked and stuff bc spammers!!
>Cagtrannies>hurrrr le shitty downplay>VasCHADS>haha get fucked niggerBased.
>>569540036>>569539865
>>569540218la creatura’s narrative just went up in flames
I have no particular strong feelings for any of the NA anons and I think they feel the same way, I just show up, play and leave
Metera-anon, still there?
>>569540217>>569540371Low rankers find it difficult/impossible to get past Energy Destruction to even interact with the shield in the first place.Vane becomes significantly less fun in Master when you can't just spam your big swing and win for free.
>>569541046good matches but ill cut it short. my controller keeps dcing even when plugged in with a dead battery so im just letting it charge nowi will now go grocery shopping for lunch meat
>>569540953that's how they get you
>>569540217it's not so much the character as much as it is getting sharked and styled on by a GM GOD
Ora~! Ora~! Ora~!
>>569541316Sorry to hear, thanks for the matches!There is a mystery player in the lobby, I don't know if I should hunt him down
>>569541675Too bad. I'm gone
>>569541164>Low rankers find it difficult/impossible to get past Energy Destruction to even interact with the shield in the first place.Haha, y-yeah... low rankers... those pesky noobs...
>>569540953that's not true, i strongly desire sexting with you in particular>>569541675it's probably that creep that takes screenshots of people from one of the higher islands
>>569541847>>569541914Yeah, it's only 3/100 now.I guess that's it for me as well.GGs, I wasn't patient enough for the zoner MU.
>>569541164>Vane becomes significantly less fun in Master when you can't just spam your big swing and win for free.I'm still doing that and it works 80% of the time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYecSeason 3 announcement not really
no, I do not know the match, and no I will not study the matchupI will fuck around until I find out and be dogshit until I do
>>569544039You have what it takes for GM.
got 5 games within 50 minutes before turning off.....i don't think i can hold on until 2.60....
ggs zoibroThe world doesn't understand how good Djeeta EX can be
>>569544126I definitely do not
>>569539190it's fine to seethe at a character but you should separate the player from the character
SEASON 3 JUST ANNOUNCED AT SGF!
>>569546252Broken ahh Bubz.
>>569546252gigakek
>>569546252what a game
HOLY SHIT THEY ANNOUNCED THE S3 GUEST CHARACTERIT'S HECKING TUPAC!!!!!
>>569547335grub would get DMX
>>569536331
>>569548543dmx is preferable to tupac tbqh (they are both fruity niggas)>>569538967h-h-h-h-h-holy
>>569536331623H on a callout is decent. charged pound too when they're respecting 623H
>>569546252NERF BUBZ
>>569549421did I miss a happening, I only know him for I don't fuck with niggas who think they broads or how you gonna explain fuckin' a man or show no love to homo thugs
Tech the throwJust tech the fucking throwYou know you want to do it
>>569549892im too lazy to look up sources for you anon but at this point way too many people have validated the "conspiracy" that every successful rapper is utterly buckbroken and zestmaxing. just look at diddy and kanye and what they did and said. this shit has been said for decades now but enough have come out of the closet at this point that i dont think its a conpsiracy anymoregranblue fantasy every puffin peter versus rising.
>>569550483that's my FROGCHANG
>>569550483I HATE my neechang
Io's panties
>>569550483nice, frog8.png
>>569550483c-cute
>>569550483And somehow anons doubt this thread is Neechang territory
I think that's the best frog so farpitch the next frog
>>569553345Any of the popular characters hereNierAnilaCharlottaGalleonFerry
>>569553345uno
I never got the appeal of these frogs.Or frogs in general.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nier>popular
>>569553652Extremely so, retard. Say you're sorry or a Nier will give you a blowjob in your sleep tonight.
>>569553345I think Vane and Bubz have good smug frog vibesIf it has to be a female then Ilsa
>>569553345Nier
All publicity is good publicity for the cabal.
>>569553798>literally dogshit tasteJesus fucking christ
>>569553651The first one was because of Beatrix's frog noises
>>569554920it has to be Nier thencroak croak
>>569554920It has to be Anila because she's a master of rimjobs with her tongue
>>569555332chat is this true?
>>569555242The Niers are my enemies... but desu does make frog noises.
>>569546252dude... what
>the dix leak was real...
>sf6 year 4 pass>no street fighter characterskind of weird but okay
it's street fightover for us
>>569539190idk what he said but this character is for faggots. this one move turns the game into a 1 player experience, the knockdown after it should not be so fucking long that he can 5U and start armored pressure just because you dared to do literally anything
>>569556760he just straight up shows you what other top tiers do to you. they don't do a cthrow but it's literally the same shit. that cthrow represents the nature of this game.oh and you picked the baby reactable version too.
>>569556760Yeah, last AWT the BR Vas kept frauding rounds by spamming it
>>569557113non-U versions are techable knockdowns and if he 5Us in your face after them you can punish him
>Tifa confirmed>game is going to break 100k players>everyone else starvesIt's never been so over...
>>569557340alright but they still feel retardedly unfair compared to the U one
You will consume dix slop and enjoy it
I don't get it, what's so great about tifa? shes no Id. can she even turn into a gay butt dragon?didn't think so. haha, fucking stupid, imagine not having a gay homo scalie in your fighting game, couldn't be us!
>>569550483you don't have to tell me to
>>569557552genuinely how do you fuck up so bad as tekken devs
>>569556760it really shouldnt be invulnerable
>>569556760its a good move
>>569557804
>>569557785Nein, I will be consuming that new Stellar Blade game
>FF now plays as dinasty warriorsWhat happened to videogames
>>569557804>I don't get it, what's so great about tifa?this but unironically. or ff7 in general. these remakes look fucking lame and gay as hell.
>>569557785I'm literally immune to shilling of any kindActually shilling has the opposite effect on me. Which is why every hopecuck post here makes me want to doompost 50 times harder
>>569557954yeah I don't think you should have any reversals either
>>569558382It's Kingdom Hearts, retard
does Id have a red popsicle penis or a cloaca
>>569556760i wouldnt mind vas throws if they didn't have forward movement.
>>569558460just make it a hitgrab then.
>>569557954What would it do instead? Wallbounce into combo?
>>569557918it’s bamco’s incompetence
>>569558837just jump it or backdash it or use your plus on block throwbait
>>569558856It could be just a regular DP?
eh, sf6 didn't win that muchit's 3 pajeet characters + tifa, it's not terribly exciting and tifa will be the last one that will come out in like 2028 but by 2028 we'll all be dead and this general won't exist anymore so I suppose they "won"
>>569558872i dont even play the game but holy fuck at getting nitro or whatever and clive instead of popular characters i just pretend 2b doesnt exist
>>569557785A ghost kicked me in the nuts and I don't care about FF7 anymore, weird how these things work.
>>569559013>but by 2028 we'll all be dead and this general won't exist anymoreSpeak for yourself.I'm carrying this general's legacy elsewhere.
Okay Cygames, can we get Cloud as guest?
>>569559013>it's 3 pajeet charactersare they all original or is one atleast from a handheld spin off. the trailer was genuinely depressing and i can only hope they're a bait and switch.>>569559212will cloud have whiff cancels or will he be a kick centric 2handed sword user
>>569558983complain about cast homogenity one more time
>>569559446I've never done that
>>569558458>I'm literally immune to shilling of any kind>Actually shilling has the opposite effect on mesame>Which is why every hopecuck post here makes me want to doompost 50 times harderlol you're just mentally ill not being a miserable fuck 24/7 ≠ shilling
>>569559013the 3 newcomers are insanely bad i agreelike holy fuck
>>569559338>will cloud have whiff cancels or will he be a kick centric 2handed sword userSmash bros Cloud is there for you to get an idea.
>>569559574>doomposting = miserableWrong.
at least two anons are gonna abandon us in august...
>>569558983But then it's not a command grab. It's the blue version of the command grab. It should be a grab. It wouldn't make sense if it was something else.
>>569559654i only played smash 64 and have never really watched any smash ever so i have no clue what he does. i did play ehrgeiz though.
>>569559672>anons leaving for this>anons leaving for tokon>anons leaving because 2.60 will be shitjust fucking end it dude
>>569559672Filipino character?
>>569559672I will nyever abandon you. I already signed the contract. I'm stuck here forever, suffocating in nier musk
>>569559672The world's stupidest karambit?
>>569559896https://youtu.be/nc3CY31kMJ4
>>569559672i cant wait for some ibuki/makoto/sakurafag to commit a kyoani
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgcGet the FUCK in here
>>569559672Me thinks you're forgetting what the game that's getting that character looks like.
>>569559672>her design sucks, uhh I don't know give her pink highlights I guessshe looks like what could be best described as "a woke era luke"
>>569546252>Gets hit close enough for the game to go into cutscene mode>Get hit once and don't take any damage>Clearly Beelzebub won this interaction
>>569560308im in
>>569560369Is that character supposed to look good?, I thought anon was mocking it
narmaya is lucky she has such lovely breasts or I'd punch her on the nose
>>569559672She looks very cute, but I shall not buy Dix for her alone
>previous characters could combo off of 22X after an anti-air 2H>current character does 214X instead>always do 22H insteadI never realized how much my thumb is sticking to the 2-button while anti-airing. Like I'm afraid to let go.
>>569559672This is a really weak lineup outside of Tifa and the presentation had no hype.
>>569559672shes so close
>>569560563t. the bubz player in that webm
I just can't imagine loving Game A and being excited about character from Game B that I have not played and do not care about
>>569560903Three of them I have no idea who they are, and Tifa is just ancient 30-year-old-boomer coombait.
>>569559672Ibuki but bad? Great idea capcom!
>>569561479They're brand new characters afaik
>>569561883apparently one of them is your "rival" from the single player mode? lmao.
>>569561479bosch is the guy from story mode who they literally retcon'd his death in the ingrid update by creating a new ending to it, so I don't think him becoming playable was a surprise.I think the other 2 nobodies are also WT reused assets, so I think they are just banking on tifa to sell the pass and filled it up with garbage as a funny
I shouldn't have lurked the sgf v thread I now want to jerk off to illya and chloe
lmao dropping this sack of shit if 2.6 isn't perfectgud ass dix & tifa is waiting
>>569559057fweh...
never droppin grub... never
blud finna fill all 300 gm spots by himself KRAKAPOOOOOOOOOOW
LMAOhttps://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/2063033125337264493
I will play Rising for the rest of my life.
>>569562064Jesus. Even the "failed" game SFJive still managed to put out 6 characters a season, with a decent mix of new characters to nostalgia. But this AAA entry is reusing assets and adding ANOTHER guest character on top of the 2 they already put in the game last season, while releasing 4 characters a season? And this is the game that prints money with Jappas?Fucking grim. I'm not even flinging shit, that's sincerely worrying.
>>569562806
>>569562862>dies in a year
I could not give a single shit about Mr. Peefa
eve from stellar blade 2 for s3
I think Soriz shouldn't be plus.
>>569562806BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>i-i-i don't care about mr. pee-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKK
tifa is one of the worst girls in ff7
Rising only still exists just to shill Relink. Once Relink's update drops Rising will be thrown out like the used tampon that it is. Doomgods always win baby.
>>569562862bro... you can't kill yourself just because grub 3 comes out... we have to play it together...hang in there. I'm waiting for you, in the lobby of the future
Oh right. Someone here unironically believed in GBVS3.A-hem:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>569563234She's no Yuffi.
final fantasy is fucking gay and lame
Your 2.60 gran
there is nothing gayer and more lame than a doomer
>>569563536Phenomenal take as always, my ally
>>569563972What about a a doomer that plays Sandalphon?
>>569564064I don't like the fact that my penis twitched looking at this gif
>SF6 fourth pass is 3 scrimblos and a guestlmao
>>569563234>>569563476Aerith was my favorite, but I was kind of a fag as a kid.
>>569564164alright fair you got me
>>569559672>>569560102it looks like a curved bad dragon, what the hell
>>569563915Sorry that move has to go to our new guest character Cloud
>>569564241Anon, the term scrimblo refers to old forgotten characters, not new ones.
>>569564241Still getting 100k players while this game gets 200 maybe and sharts and dies, as no one will play it or remember it. Get fucked.
>>569564456You would know about that, don't you?
>>569564646yeah i mailed someone a bad dragon onahole as joke present once. its on his coffee table and has a candle in it.
>>569564530Buster wolf 3.0 then
>>569564338you still are
>>569564646haha very funny kot, time to go to the garden
>>569559672>implying Mr. Polves had a cute brownie and no one touched that
>>569565057I play Shitty of the polves regularly
>>569565057sorry but mr preecha aint a brown cutie
>>569553345Sandal or Luci frog and make it angry
>>569565326she absolutely is
>>569565057>>569565723she's not and the "fights with spraypaint" thing is quadruple gay
>>569565428no gays
>Have a bunch of cool male characters>mmmmm wyell, if you like any of them you're gay>nyow please someone share some good futa porn for us straightGAWDS
>>569565789you're thinking of Isla who's also brown and hot
>>569563536I don't like this post.It sucks.
>futa out of nowhere
>>569563536very good post
Meet your season 3 casts
I never touched final fantasy in my life and intend to keep it that way now add that pitslut with the pink hair
they couldve made djeeta the embodiment of the various classes you get to play as in granblue but instead they made her a different flavour of gran
>>569566924she's LITERALLY a different flavor of Gran
>>569566384>a bunch of cool male charactersSuch as?
>>569566384futagods are comfortable enough with their (straight) sexuality to play male characters
>>569567130
>>569566861Horus and Hauhet were assembled at the Sex Factory.I literally can't stress enough how hot Hauhet is. And how criminal it is that there's zero art of her.
>>569566924shoulda been bergerger djeeta
>>569566924They should've made Gran play as Berserker class and Djeeta as Glorybringer class
>>569566923>now add that pitslut with the pink hairi would like to request more information please
we losted so fvarking hards...
>>569567295-_-
The girls from FFX are better
>>569567130vaseragasorizsiegfriedeustace
>>569567475
>>569567130GRIMGAAAAAAAAAAWD
>>569567130VaseragaWilnasBeelzebubAll Dragon Knights but LanceLuciliusSoriz
>>569567809i honestly forgot lightning exists. i thought you meant vanille or someone.
>>569567973I forgot about Eustace, he's cool too
>>569562949SFV was never truly forgiven for its shit launch so Capcom had to actually try to make it better every year, and they did. Dix is the anti-SFV in more ways than I can count, and one of them is that it made an exceedingly positive first impression on casuals and retards, and Capcom has been riding that ever since. Nothing about the game will ever get better but its shit eating fanbase WILL praise it every second along the way.
it's double weird because sf6 newcomers mostly suck
>>569567779>>569567841>>569567973>Generic good guys >cool>only legitimately cool dude is a high-heel wearing sissyboi
Ilsa killed the game
nier killed the game
And next she is going to kill (You)
Chichiri can still save the game
>>569565428>>569554096>>569553798>>569553525Alright. It'll probably be Nier, Anila, Ferry or Charlotta. Those are likely to get the most mileage out of a frog. I also don't want the frogs to overstay their welcome, might be a bit before the next one comes around. I also want to try my hand at some other edits.I do love the idea of Lucifrog...
>>5695695348 (EIGHT) months of nier in a tier of her own followed by the most underwhelming "big meaty" ever has done irreparable damage to this game.
fediel would save the game
metera main looking for meg anon to fightNO ONE ELSE
The fact that the season ended and they announced jack shit afterwards and they've been radio silent for 4 months killed the game
>>569571303they gave us 20 ketsu battler titlesbelieve in ass
Ketsumaya
dsg
season 3 will be 3 ketsu battlers + a guest character
>>569571784helping my chang harness her ketsu qi
>>569573005...... Yasmine................... Arjun .......................................... Bosch
>>569573005>thinking the Horror Engine version will look ANYTHING close to thiskek
Summer outfits pack to celebrate 2.60 patch soon
>>569573874>>569573942you lost, shartingsissies
>LARPing as a Dixxer to get attentionPitiable
I want a character with taiga colorswhy doesn't anyone have taiga colors in this game or leopard print
>>569574632>>569574781yeah, just a weird angle all around anyone can go to /stg/ and see them melting down over it. rightfully so.We got one Id, they got 3.>>569557315
>>569574361I trust the plan
Soon
>>569575425Even her bikini is white bread and water damn and she's a gacha character
>>569575156she would take down Evo again...
>>569575535She only has 3 version, but she has many skins
Can't forget Neechang
https://play.sooplive.com/spiritzer0/294597871SOOP Super Tournament Day 1Warning: Korean
You absolutely can
Zzzz
Galleon's muddy shitty ass
Wakey wakey
>>569577216needrequire
>>569576052Is THAT a bikini?Does she really go to the beach, out in public, looking like that?
>>569577586Every year
>>569577216Yuel leafkini
>vas vs wilnas>vikky theme playing
>>569577743Holy...
>>569577809>in a night time stage tooKINO
Slorp
>>569576560thanks anon
>>569576570You can't The moment you try, she'll fwip inside your house through your window
>>569576560This will be the third tournament of this series that I watch and I would recommend everyone watching it. The past two editions were great.I can't open it now, is it started already? will it overlap with paragon?
>>569578706Neechang vs Vane rn
>>569576560now that i think about it this is probably the only tournament ive ever seen without some visual or audio problems
>Vane just mashing when he could block and BCthey're never nerfing this mechanic again
issat a fuckin woman?
>>569573942They didn't even show an ingame model in the reveal, just an animation. It's gonna be bad.
>>569577586Her Black Butterfly outfit's bottom is actually a panties in the gacha, they changed it to hotpants in her 3D version
>>569579415Mai in SF6 is the hottest fighting game girl ever, they can easily make Tifa look good
SOOP? More like POOP
>>569579567hotpants are sexier
sheep yume pooping on uno
>>569579575Mai is the only character in that game that doesn't look like a horrid ghoul but she doesn't even look like Mai.
>>569579778Each of their own i suppose
Galleon pooping on me
>>569579567imma be honest the slutty shorts are hotter and less dumb than panties same goes for zeta
that must have been a pixel perfect cH Holy shit
What are you even watching? it doesn't sound like Paragon, what else is going on?
>>569580412>>569576560you just missed a woman playing sheep vs uno, probably the rarest matchup of all granblue history
>>569580052And then they let Belial wears speedo. Draph oppression is real
>>569580450wewI'll tune in right now, see if I can catch something cool.
>>569580559unfortunately you tuned in just in time for zangief dweam
ggs lobby
sho-san getting shid on by ex narm wew lad
sheep yumes...
>>569582790New Vaseraga costume? Cool
Uno... mirror?
>>569583356yeah that's vaseraga under the armor
I need Cagliostro’s ass to be pressed against my face immediately
>both Uno players BC'ing their nerfed dive
do these gooks stream on YouTube
>>569583848considering this is by the streaming platform themselves? probably not.
>>569567130I think Lancelot is really cool Ice cold even
>>569577216No. I'm going back to sleep
fweh
massaging Cagliostro’s tiny breasts
GGs wobby
Circus dancer for season 3
Dircus Cancer
>>569588298She seems athletic, why is she wearing a top where her ponderous breasts could so easily slip out?
>>569588915Easy access for paizuri
I just uninstalled rising to make some space, downloading the mortal shell 2 demo after grinding some materials in relink. We're not getting the final big gay update until maybe fucking august or some retarded shit, so this is the perfect time to take a long vacation from the 66L game. See you niggers when the update drops, I'll fuck off to play other games in the meantime.
>>569590403Wait a minute...
ggs wilnas anon
We don’t GGs Wilnas players around here
>>569590403i want da sheep...
>>569591186Alright well who do we give ggs to then?
>>569591350nier gamers
>>569591350Me
JING (Top 5 EVOJ) lost in pools to a fucking Fox
>>569591350Cagliostro players
Wilnas vs jobber on the telly
>>569591350My ally
Gamewa sama....
don't fuck it up gamera pleaseyou're my goat
gamera loses these
>>569592103This post didn't age well.
AIEEEEEE GAMEWA TSUYOIIII
>>569591456dishonest fox
Gamera is so cool bwos....
what are we watching brosis the lobby in use
>>569592439SOOP
>>569575425need her in my life
>>569576560Is this first to 3?
>>569592925ok clearly not
>NEUCH
>Grandblue Fantasy Versus Rising
lets go dokidoki bros
>>569592925nope ft2
>2xko top 8whatewwwee
how do I watch the vod? can I?
>>569593527https://vod.sooplive.com/player/197883315
I wanna be at a setup grubbing with my bros...
>just in time for the end>lobby is empty
i'll be cheering for more sho-san resultsalso hessen crash XXIII (EU 4* event) in about 10 hoursthere should be a stream
>>569590516
>>569593714thank you
>>569593808I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIENDYOU COULD CUT TIES WITH ALL THE LIES THAT YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN
>>569593808watchparty in the womby tomorrowbe there
>>569594153Start time tomorrow?
>2XKO has a Korean dub
>>569595230league only exists to appease koreans
>>569593840hessen crash?alongside Headsmusher?
>>569595230unironically what I used because the EN VAs in that game were horribleESPECIALLY the announcer
>>569595820you mean headstomper?it's in november
>>569596206this kot lied to me... >>569521354
>>569596285hessencrashheadsmusherwhats the difference
psssh, heh, and you SCHIZOS just mindlessly lash out and call every doomer a dix shill? ok crazy man XD
bros I googled what I shouldn't and I am now on a list
>>569596749>dix slop gameWell yeah, but what are you gonna do?
>>569597093and what did you google this time kizzington?
>>569562967This has me giggling like a retard at 1:30am in the morning. Got one for Belial?
>>569597351Juvenile PornographyI swear it's not what it looks like
>>569597589yes damn the japs and their naming senses
>>569597167ngl, Chun-Li, Mai and Tifa got me shooting slop out of my penis playing dix though? nahhh lmao
>>569597589Anon is obviously a teacher and he was looking up information about the topic in order to make a presentation for his class.
>search Google images for "sexy kiss">accidentally switch the first S for a D
>>569598045this never happens with a dvorak keyboardyou also never type nig instead of big in a work email
>types "dexy kiss">gets put on the watchlist for retards who are a potential danger to themselves
>>569598141racistchang...
>>569598240everybody knows why we type larger instead of bigger
>>569598141I have typed kike instead of like so many times that I can't believe I haven't been taken out yet
>>569598397I almost typed kike on twitch chat last tournament...
>>569598397lek
>>569598397i swear the qwerty keyboard layout was designed with user sabotage in mind
>>569598224I laughed out loud and I can confirm, I am a danger to myself
>>569598540Lucifer... just WHERE exactly were you aiming that sword?
>>569598876He's trying to power her village
i watched a minute of 2xko footage after our grub stream metastasized into a 2xko top 8 and it was too much active tag is such an abhorrent mechanicto think 2xko could have been a good game but they decided it was a good idea to listen to a MvC fan
the new mechanic for 2.6 is tag assist
Narmaya's tag assist? Fwip.
I have my narmaya's tag assist set to handjob
>>569599867As expected from my neechang
>>5695997212v2 mode would 100% save the game>lowain and metera team teamsadly, it would be too much fun for it to be allowed
>>569600272
>>5696002722 CHARACTERS?
Good morning, I love brown girls.
>>569600464i have just the game for you
>>569600464do you, now?let's put that to the test
>>569600654Wow, I thought I had posted something gross in >>569600674 but you take the cake, I kneel SF6 poster
>>569600654ewjumpscare
>>569600654>”people” unironically jerk off to this
beauty is objectiveyou showed it because you know it's ugly
dios mio...
why is this negro spamming dix slop itt
cease white mutt
>>569598540According to one random video I saw some months ago, that's exactly the case because ol typewriters would jam if the user was too fast so they implemented a shitty letter layout to slow them down which is the one we're using to this day.
>>569599721*wallbreak
>>569602192sounds kike bullshit
>>569603653>yool when the 214H works
>>569603961ain't no rest for the euro...
HelloHow are you feeling today?Will you eat something nice?How have you been recently guys? I couldnt visit muchDo we know anything about 2.60 yet? I dont really see anything when googling
>>569605069
>>569605165You can have mice
Mari is the type of girl to have a “Live, Laugh, Love” poster framed in her home
>>569605256Sun is hiding, why is she sweating?
>>569605995she caught a glimpse of my massive throbbing erection
>>569605995rain >>> sun
>>569605069I hope you're doing well vasanon. Things are fine here>Do we know anything about 2.60 yet? I dont really see anything when googlingNope
I know everything about 2.6>source?I made it up, but it is everything that is possible to know about 2.6 (cygames hasn't started development on it. it is on the backlog and will be added to the sprint board and assigned to the intern 1 week before release)
>>569606730cagliostro changes?
>>569606959clitty = locked
>>569606959all her voicelines were replaced by her saying "it's MAN" and then I clapped.Also her arms and legs were removed, so shes now called potatogliostro by the announcer, and all she can do in a match is roll around and die, and every time she gets hit she makes a loud grunting uncomfortable whining noise for 10 seconds.
>>569607025>>569607123
>>569606959finally getting the buffs she deserves
>>569593387>Sho-san making it to two top 8's in a row>Tororo keeps jobbingThis sure is a weird timeline
>>569608171lowain sucked his soul out
>>569605069how's your dix run going?
>>569605069Bought a new waffle iron and made some waffles so that's nice.>Do we know anything about 2.60 yetOnly that it exists
https://x.com/yuzumikan_9886/status/2063138200210829595
>>569613646just look at the screen, you retarded autistic chink
>>569613646Sho-san is aura farming
>>569613646The absolute things you have to do to play the Zeta.
>>569613646And then he looks at the screen and starts dropping every combo
>>569614835flash banging sho-san before every set so he doesn’t drop a single combo and wins!
>strive got jazz jackit's unfair... it should have been us...
so which one of you is this
>>569615608I don't know why they chose the word destroying, kind of a mortifying way to put it, each one of them consented and they didn't get hurt, and if they did get hurt, I'm sure the pain went away after a day or so
hes so cool and stoic
>>569616910A proper germanic hero.
The lore of this series is some of the worst I've ever seen. It's quite the example of why long running series or gachas always suck.
>>569615428most devastating news i heard in months
>>569616983the lore has to be the downside of the monkey paw for having so many good characters and a good setting
>>569620308>and a good settinglol
>>569620308>good settingNo, that's ruined by the lore too.
>>569620308Forgot:good character DESIGNS, the characters themselves are also trash.
>>569620559explain
>>569620668>there's GODS>and there's ANGELS>and there's THIS>but THIS also HAPPENEDWorldbuilding is a massive clusterfuck of 1 billion sidestories and episodes released in a decade by different writers with barely any coherence.
only old as fuck story-less bonsaige that were designed to be sidegames were good, too bad most of them are extinct nowadays
>>569621174If the game has nothing but sidestories it works well, the issue is that GBF has a main story and 1 gazillion sidestories.Some time ago they were literally screeching because one random ass writer randomly pointed out different races can't reproduce together, cmon. They don't even know their own worldbuilding because it doesn't exist.
these niggas care about gacha lore
>>569621358that's why i said storylessin picrel every event was 3 lines of text to describe the new character and the enemies, the rest of the effort was focused on the designs, the h scenes and the gameplay (which is really fucking good btw)
>>569621526i got mad at a single dev fucking with the lore of his own personal m.u.d. with maybe 3 players max 20+ years ago.
>>569621853Troon on troon violence. You love to see it.
>>569621853yikes
>>569620851worldbuilding =/= settingi just meant the flying islands and sheit
grr I'm angry and shit
closeted homo posting hours
>dead
>slop
One hour until Hessencrash stream.
>euro tourney
>>569625741what's wrong, fattie? scared of a little bubs-on-lowain action?
>>569626047u mean vas x lowain
>>5696261302.60 looking wild
Phew! Someone open a window, it smells like Europe in here.
>>569625672Stream linkhttps://www.twitch.tv/2bcu
>>569627028>StriveCool
>>569627521strive lobby later?
>>569627607Haven't played in 2 years
>>569593138MONKEY LAIDO
>>569620851For me it's them literally just getting bored of the 6 dragons and giving their job over to angels from another dimension
>>569629180Doesn't Sandalphon rule all the elements by himself now because he's so cool and awesome and marketable
i played for two hours and it wasn't fun and it feels like part of my soul has been sucked out....
>>569627028>two normals people playing soiveAhh... maybe I treated you too harshly, Europe. Europe is aight...
>>569630214This is not a fun game
>>569630214Did you think all the dsg and nierposting was ironic?
>>569630249no trust me you just havent seen the horrors yet
>>569630249>>two normals peoplewhat does that mean
>>569630335Not transNot incelNot black/brownNot uglyNot homelessNot lameNot gayNot unloved
>>569630315Is she going to circumcize me?
wait the other guy is fucking brazilian?what the hell
>>569630296>>569630298if so what keeps people playing for 100+ hours?
>>569630413Ah, so you meant "two normal people", not "normals people". Makes sense. Your fat 300 kg fingers just accidentally pressed two keyboard keys at the same time, so that spelling mistake got me confused.
I still don't get how you guys can look at one of the most austistic video game genres in the world where 70% of the characters are hot anime women and are somehow surprised that the playerbase is full of transes
>>569630640>if so what keeps people playing for 100+ hours?Mental illness and the addicting nature of fighting games
>>569630335they were both playing Axl>>569630641retard
>>569630746retard
>>569630640Galleon, Mostly
>>569630641Oh right I forgot thatNot fat
Galleon feels like a character named specifically for the "Galleon's galleons" thing
>>569630671t. gay for sandal phone
>>569630640game's fun
>>569597589Nyo...my nyier is a chomo...
>twitch doesn't support my browser>tranny commentatorMaybe I don't need to watch pools.
>2xkoso when's grub? no, i am not looking it up.
>>569631050thank you. i just checked if they had a youtube and it has a vod of that fucking MLM marketing nonsense from the previous years tournament. good times.
>>569631143You're an adult man, watch the better game and shut up already, maybe you'll learn something
>>569605069Between Dix's new season full of slop and lack of Grub news, I've lost all hope.I'm eating some yogurt with chocolate powder in it though.
>open expecting grub>get 2xkoNYOOOOOTHIS HAS HYAPPENED TWICE MEOW
>>569631296strive just finished though
>>569631371fat
time for some good ass slop
https://www.twitch.tv/2bcu2wtf top 16 where was my pools
>>569631430And protein! Perfect meal for after my morning workout.
what teh fuck man40 year old man in a wig
>>569631749let me guess, 24 years old?
>>569630713really? i see people acting like spiritual monks saying that the journey is the destination and that you're always at fault for losing because it's a 1v1, no excuses and that makes it fun but i don't see it. so its just addiction?>>569630806i am learning art so that i can draw galleon instead of playing this game!
>>569631460
classic rising poster there is a real cutie patootie on the stream right now. she even has a satanic pentagram necklace.
bruh this bitch is that shitty vas revenant?holy fuck im so tired of seeing tranniesand i remember faggots arguing yeah at least we are not SOIVEEEsame shit
>>569631805>i see people acting like spiritual monks saying that the journey is the destination and that you're always at fault for losing because it's a 1v1, no excuses and that makes it funHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMaybe some believe it but the majority don't, you literally have a mental case here in this thread seething whenever someone dabs on his unskilled ass. Or you can just check all the ragequitters in ranked.It's just addiction and that's it. I find the game fun and a nice way to pass time but many don't
>two German tranniesI SWEAR, THEY DON'T REPRESENT MY COUNTRYAt least they aren't furries
my nigga Larry51
>>569632010>cross>spiked chain choker>pentagram what the fuck is her problem. vasanon avert your eyes.
>>569632010>even vaseraga players in PU are trannieswhat is wrong with that continent
>>569632062Furries > trannies imoFurries are worthless degenerates but at least they dont reject their body.
>>569632062Chudhander...
>>569632062the cag player seems to just be a normal looking guy. or did you mean gekiko...
>satanic tranny plays cagzhe jokes write zhemselves
Both of these players are dogwater>>569632337Larry cag is the guy
>>569632337thats the vas player bwo...
>>569632293Yeah, this match is like opposite day.Aren't Vas-players supposed to be the most normal, well-adjusted guys with jobs and families?
>>569632373>>569632408yeah, but then the joke doesn't make sense
>>569632417nobig bodies/grapplers are played by exclusively by the mentally unwell
The most nice thing I can say is that at least revenant kind of passes unlike the commentator just dude in a wig.
>>569632483that brazilian vas also looks normal
>>569632417>implying our polack vas wasn't a self-loathing troon or a furry
>>569632417>meanwhile, in Europe
>>569632598wow it's almost like I said mentally ill and last I checked the brain is on the inside of your body, but who knows maybe god pushed out a new patch, I admittedly haven't checked in a bit
that cag sequence was kinda sick though
>>569632690its current year we all know profound mental illness has visible manifestations
damn, godhander. you gotta hook me up with some of that boipuss over there.
cag had enough meter to rs after that autocomboworthless players my god
>>569632912hes probably distracted by the smell
Fuck me, that was kinda hype.
>win the set>look exhausted like you just ran a 100 km marathonlolvas amirite
>>569632991fuck no, it wasn't.
>>569632991Shut the fuck up sikhander. If we were watching this together irl I would slap your shit (gently) if you said this to me
Byaking.
>>569632991>Fuck me'HANDER NO
>tranny 40 year old man in a wig and dress downplaying meteraWhy do we live in this world
>>569633456>>569633456>>569633456
>>569626130DESU EX MACHINA
