Goth Galacta Edition>NewsMarvel Rivals Version 20260604 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20260602/41548_1302533.htmlAlchemax Headquarters Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/t8gyiobtcL4Devil Dinosaur Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/1ymnCXU6iyAEVENT! Devil's Debut: Daredevil's Shadowed start skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056751736715633119EVENT! Devil Dino Hide and Seek: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054637890378834243Season 8 Battle Pass: Project: Heroic Age Trailer: https://youtu.be/v-SnFA5v9P8Dev Vision Vol. 17: https://youtu.be/VuEkzblXrMcSeason 8: Sins of Alchemax Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/F4B0Jpr4Rw4>Storeron Man's Iron Samurai and Mantis' Mandy Celestine: The Greeter's costumes: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2061462924887990722Peni Parker's Peni Parker: The Freshman skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056766837430300911Devil Dinosaur's Chrono-Armor skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054305618639638711Hulk's Infinity Hulk skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054290518851625216 Deadpool's King of Monsters skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054275418078003554 Winter Soldier’s Starlit Gunslinger and Venom’s War of the Realms skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052063412012601587Iron Man & Loki's The Avengers and Elsa Bloodstone's Bloody Butler skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048839680230125806Gambit's Alluring Ace and Magik's Netherworld Noble skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2046242668506702272>LinksHero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Previous: >>569423790
Psylocke’s game
The Director's game
Soon
>>569574872sex
Sex with Thor
Your reaction when Moon Girl is revealed to be playable on Tuesday?
Someone post the best ingame shot of rogue's big meaty ass so I can compare with emmas
Magik was hiding all that
>>569575671this outfit would save tanking
the Blade
OUR HERO
the Massa (Dracula)
>>569574530I would love to watch
Thread is dead cause the Blade poster and anti-Blade poster are still on the previous thread
>weekend>No one is spammingZhiyong killed the game
The game is dead for me now.
>2+ minute queues in grandmaster on console on a weekend Bros...
>>569578802>keeps the mistakes in like tenacity,broken kits etc>nerf bottom tier like reed,cap and torchits unplayable, and boring
>>569578802But in doing so, he may have saved the general…
You don’t ACTUALLY think Cyclops is going to be a tank, do you /mrg/?
Another LESS than noble sacrifice...
>>569579674I don't have a problem with tenacity desu. Also fuck Cap, deserves to be at the bottom of the barrel solely for how much time he wastes both as the enemy and as your teammate doing absolutely fuck all,
>>569580636>I don't have a problem with tenacity the double nerf to tanks is wild then you throw in dino who invalidates 80% of the small tank roster
>people crying the dino is making it hard to play other tanks>meanwhile emma literally does the same and no one gives a fuck??? did retards forget she got giga buffed this last 2 seasons and is stronger than her season 2 launch???
>>569581197Nigger what Emma needs massive ramp up time for that, her shield doesn't really cover shit, she doesn't get to knock down fliers for free AND Dino's CC is literally a just way better Emma slam??
>3 rank-up games>Soft Thrower on every gameThis game needs to be nuked. Shut down the servers
>>569581197Emma is good but she's not Dino goodDino is so good because he's actually fun and does the job of a "tank" better than every other tank because he genuinely can't be ignored
>>569581647I had a nigger start throwing because our team wasn't doing damage when he was a DPS nigger who wasn't doing his job
>>569581197emma dies to pokeslop faster than the dino though, she loses to all the tanks besides strange/dino, she will never be a threat again
>>569580203of course notI have half a mind to think they'll make him a strategist though just for the meme of healing punch beams
>>569581407Emma beam does higher DPS than Dino at 0 charge even including the bleed. Her shield can spawn behind people and now only has 1 second repositioning cooldown, it only takes 6 seconds to fully recharge compared to Dino's 10, which Dino only starts after it breaks but she can take it back whenever. No flier is being hit by Dino laser unless they have downs, then they should be downed, even if they are downed what can he do with that they fly back up or mobility skill away in an instant, who gives a shit. Dino grab is only better if his team works with him, Emma grab can 100 to 0 people on her own and lasts longer, the grab is the only thing the Dino even has that has any value what-so-ever in his dog shit kit, and it's one of if not the worst grab in the game.
lol i just won a game i shouldnt have and now the matchmakign queues are like 3 minutesno way\
Suck it Blade!
>spic riderNot kino.>Johnny BlazeKino.ArcSysters need not reply.
im abusing White Fox so I don't lose many points
>reported ranked cheater>Didnt get point compensationWhat the fuck?
Managed to farm enough currency, anybody has ice phoenix, what is she like?Any regrets?
>>569581197Dino's worse. He's just disgustingly forgiving for a tank, he doesn't get displaced (Huge problem) and that combo'd with his grab is crazy.The devs have this reoccuring tendency to give characters bombastic kits but they're not giving them downsides (Daredevil, Elsa, Phoenix, Gambit, Black Cat, Dino) and so guess which characters are getting banned nonstop?Come on anon, put two and two together and stop the bullshit man.
>>569581669Dino is "good" because he's easy to play and harder to play against by comparison, he can easily be ignored as he doesn't do shit unless he uses his meat as a wall to block your bullets with as if Strange shield isn't better for that, will retards ignore him, no, they don't even ignore Iron Fist or Captain America tickles and spray infinite bullets into Venom with no chance of killing him as they walk you down over 1 year in, at least those can stall cart on defense to not be ignored but he's bigger than a cart and will die instantly as people need negative aim to hit him.>>569581814If we are looking at 100% head shot rate and not in diamond form, but she is smaller than his head alone.>>569583453He is easy, that's his only gimmick. If he did he would literally be in tenacity 24/7 or dead in every pit, the "combo" does less damage than any other tank besides Hulk can do.Dino is banned because retarded "pros" fearmongered him into being banned by retards, most of those on that list aren't even used in low ranks but it doesn't stop retards from banning them anyway.I've put them together for you, stop the bullshit.
Jesus christ this retard doesn't even understand how bleed works or stacks yet argues that DD is shite
>>569584838Please explain you retarded nigger fuck, what do you think bleed does, explain it to me.
Why the fuck are all the niggers in quickplay fucking silvers and golds? You used to be able to get games with diamonds up to celestials and now all that's left are fucking silvers
>>569585973because you're dogshit lol
>>569583095>>569579918>>569576339
>>569586017No tranny my winrate is 57% and its artificially suppressed by getting put with these silver niggers with level 13 accounts
yet you don't post your account hmmm
>epitome of Blade gameplay is holding M1 in someone's face until they die with vamp mode activated>people actually want him buffedi don't get it
>>569587006They should just make him into a brawler tank
>17 final hits>2 medals>+19they were all in my rank though wtfhow does this system even work? Sometimes I feel like it intentionally gives you shit points just to keep you grinding longer.
>>569586664But you are in bot territory so you would have an inflated win rate from the free wins you get from bot matches, it's why if I got to my previous season 7.5 quick play tracker it says bottom 23% at exactly 50% win rate, because I don't get bot matches to inflate it like the majority of trash, but keep it up at least you aren't negative with free bot wins.
>Go to AI Practice for a warm up>Go solo tank>No one ever wants to practice a healer and actually learn the play them instead of getting carried>Lose>Phoenix crashes out calling us all garbage.Fucking really? This community really is a joke. You can't take that mode seriously and then crash out when you're not the change you want to see. No I'm not hopping off tank for 4 DPS
>>569585973post your match historylets see how bad your matches are, if you're not getting svp/mvp every match then you're just in your intended hidden MMR
18v18 AI actually sucks for DPS proficiency grinding>bots know you're aiming at them so they just telepathic dodge everything>bot healers top up flying characters instantly>bots and players stealing final hits (what you actually need for DPS proficiency)i tried playing phoenix and literally i could not ult because bots just nuke phoenix's ult in less than 2 seconds. they'll never shoot at squirrel girl ult for some reason though.
>Tokon introduces four S+ lister villains that aren't flanderized by Disney and chink baby writing>immediately gains more sauce and aura than the entirety of Rivals roster (June 2026)Actually brutal.
>>569588652Green Goblin and Carnage are NOT S tier villains, come on. If they had added in Jugg and Null you'd have a point.
>>569587667>proficiency grindingYou didn't earn it, fag
>>569588782>Green Goblin and Carnage are NOT S tier villainsNTA but are you for fucking real? Spider-Man is the top Marvel IP for casuals, and people know those characters
>>569584003>he can easily be ignoredI don't agree on this, he is incredibly obnoxious specifically when you try to ignore him because he gets stronger when you let him sit there stacking bleed on everyone and getting bonus health constantly or popping his Magneto super bubble that slows everyone around him or letting him choose how to engage you at all, he's a good tank specifically because he wears a big 'kick me' sign on his ass begging you to shoot at him
>>569588938>Spider-Man is the top Marvel IP for casualsyeah and most of his fans can't even name the majority of his rogues gallery
>>569588782they're Spider-Man primary villains which immediately puts them up in S-tier for normalfags, both of them have been main antagonists in games and in at least one movie
>>569587006If blade's parry gave him stronger anti-heal or bleed on his next dash based off how much damage he absorbed with an increased conversion rate if timed correctly he could easily be one of the funnest heroes that was also balanced.
>>569588938>S Tier Hero= S Tier villainsNo! I bet you think Brainiac is an S Tier Superman villain, too.
>>569588938If it was Doc Ock and not Carnage you'd have a point.
>>569589328Isn’t he? The guy is so prolific his name is the origin of the term rather than the other way around. I guess maybe not the most recognizable but his impact is surprisingly high.
LAND HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I only got cucked like 3 times Goddamn there were so many throwers in c3
>>569589328Brainiac might not be the best example, he gets used as a general Justice League villain a bit more now but he's literally responsible for the usage of the word 'brainiac' and does get a lot of mileage, if he's not S tier then he's definitely A bare minimum
times squares is going away, we are getting a 2099 hub this year
>>569589990Times Square 2099 would be cool, the new map isn’t futuristic enough for me
>>569589250>>569589498To this day people LOVE and quote Raimi Green Goblin. The fuck kind of rock are you living under?
How the hell do I swap Blade's skills in Blood Hunt? The default set up has me claw handing my controller yet when I see other's pov whenever I die their set up is the way I want it.
>>569590208Nigga did I mention green goblin?
>>569590375Ah, misread. My mistake. Still I think Carnage still tracks. He's edgier Venom, and more likely to be named than say Shocker or Scorpion
>>569590239What do you mean?
>>569589139Stronger how, if you are ignoring him, then it doesn't matter how much bonus health he has, it has a limit, it's not like he's going to end up at 9999 health and 1 vs 6 you. You cannot "stack" bleed, it's a mere 3% HP per second DoT, it cannot inflict more than that and the limit is 4 seconds from a melee bite/grab, the laser adds barely any to the current timer up to 4 seconds, it's like 2 or 3 seconds for 1 second of lasering. The shield is a 15% slow, the laser is also a 15% slow, and as far as a I can see they don't stack, he is definitely able to spam a 15% slow with the laser, that's uhh a minor inconvenience when Bucky can keep 35% up across the map and there's no character in this game besides Dino that you can really kite. Yeah but you aren't forced to hit tanks, hitting the people not tanks behind them is usually a better choice, his shield is the best thing he has for preventing him from being ignored, but Groot walls do that far better.
WHERE IS SHE!?
>>569591692he's an enormous hitbox that you have to go out of your way to avoid hitting when he stands in front of his team or in your frontline and you get less ult charge for hitting him, bleed 'stacking' is just him putting it on multiple people and benefitting from the constant bonus hp generation, you can't just let him sit there and do his 75 damage bites constantly, especially because he can just F whenever and do a big burst of damage because of the bleed, and even if the other kidnaps/grabs in the game are better his is insanely easy to spam off cd and just yank someone back towards his team at any given time with zero regard for positioning aside from being able to actually hit someone, that and his ult is just a massive self-buff that amps everything he was already doing and does constant CC, he also has full movement whenever he's doing any of his abilities except for the grab and can't be displaced so to keep him from doing literally anything you have to either kill him on the spot with lockdown CC or poke him down before he ever gets close to youI'm not going to pretend he's some solo dive god that dunks on the entire team alone though, he's team-dependent, but I refuse to believe he's "ignorable" and letting him just drop his ass in your team doing damage like he doesn't do anything will just lose you the game
https://youtu.be/GZNd5e304ZY?si=iVT_Hi3WFenDFeCE
>569574262Yeah how about you bake me a sandwich, WOMAN? lmao. Bake my dick in your vaginal oven lol. FEMALE. Hahaha!>>569575414Not going to happen obviously. Moon girl fans will keep losing and make due with a stage NPC in a forgotten game mode.
>>569593573Like you realize he's not that wide right, he's long and tall, so unless he's standing sideways or directly in line with someone he's not really going to block hits for his team any good. Yeah and those bleeds give him less sustain than other melee tanks, giving it to a 650 tank is only 29.25 HPS, 275 12.375 HPS, Angela gets 100 HPS and 50 to allies, Thing gets 71 HPS punching any tank, Thor gets 43.3 HPS ignoring awakening canceling, Hulk can practically spam 200 HP shields at this point and 100 HP to his team that block and overflow, with infinite mobility, even if you get a whole team of 650x2 275x4 bleeding it's only 108 HPS, and for that to realistically happen they need to all be within melee range of him because the laser has barely any usage bar and barely gives bleed. Why can't you let him do 75 damage bites, his DPS is lower than other tanks, F is not big burst, it's almost a damage loss against squishies and against tanks it does less damage than any other tank can do to even squishies besides Hulk, when Strange does 460 damage in 1.8 seconds just left melee left melee left melee explode who gives a shit about him doing 333 including the bleed over a 2 second interruptible melee channel, like he's doing 172.5 to 275, 86.25 DPS + 8.25 bleed, that is literally the average tank DPS, the only good part of the skill is it gives bonus health equal to the damage up to a cap of 200 max. Like you say zero regard for positioning but he has to be within melee range of someone in the first place, he has no mobility, and if he uses it from afar he sends them further into the enemy team instead. How is this different than Hulk ultimate again? Hulk actually does damage in his ultimate though, the only thing good about Dino ultimate is the 70% speed boost to attempt to kidnap the backline and solo them, the ability to use his F more is not even useful, as I said it's not even a DPS boost, it's not a bad ultimate but it's not as good as any CC ultimate.
>>569588652That's cool and all but being a fighting game means it's doomed to drop off to sub 1000 players in six months.
Where is the Dinosaur porn that was promised to me 3 seasons ago?
Luna mains wish they looked like this
>>569595617I look like that... but hairy
>>569595617If my tummy was flatter I could pull it off.
>>569595617I mean she probably plays Luna and does look like that so
love dinosaurs
>>569595540
>>569595617My mom looks like that
>>569595540https://static1.e621.net/data/21/fb/21fb1a1b2327c72cd850f9f3cbf2f3a3.gif
They honestly need to bring back frost or gamma squidi know its going to make namor ban worthy but someone needs to do something about these uncontested op divers (black cat, dd)and ive always assumed they removed gamma because it would have shit on daredevil, and its just suspicious that they have no problem with hela/namors teamup despite it being in the game for like 5 seasons now.
>>569589643So C2 is basically OAA?Because all the Celestial players are still fucking around in GM
soon
it's crazy how much more fun the game would be if they just actually nerfed the 6 absurdly broken characters
>>569597520They have a meta they want to maintain, and you're gonna fucking like it. Kneel to your new gods.DDino, DDevil, Black Cat, Gambit, Phoenix, and Elsa
>>569597919>he wants to play a season 0 dps like namor, bucky, iron fist, spider-man, psylocke? Buff Phoenix.
>>569591112His reap skill is mapped to L2. And his Exorcism bullet is mapped to Circle. I can't aim and press Circle at the same time and Reap just auto targets so it doesn't need to be aimed. Yet somehow the skills just aren't where they need to be and there's no controller settings for the blood hunt mode itself.
>>569592950right here
first non-c*rol op in ages, did xheir tantrum finally wind down?
phoenix or hela?
>>569599819Hela
>>569599819If you have taste, Hela. If you just wanna 'win', Phoenix.
don't forget to farm chrono tokens before it's too late! this mission is 1700 tokens per run
>>569599819the queen of paizuri
>go to qp>realize I was playing ranked when the game ends and I lose pointsHuh
>Made it to Diamond today on back-to-back MVP games with EmmaPriceless! She's feeling so much better this season.
>>569601381the falloff after 4s is HUGE
>>569574431Based
>>569600602>not even 1B damage on Thortrash
nothing makes you realize how deep in shitter rank you are until you force widow to grief and end up MVP
>>569601682based retard
>play supportpool for the first time>shoot my dino and do the spinning sword thing>don't do the most healing, get the most kills and only get two final hits >MVPIt's that easy, huh.
I'm just glad I'm not a kid or teenager trying to play this game. I don't know how I'd explain there being constant jiggly ass cheeks on the screen all the time.
>>569602381your single mom dont care anyways
>>569596295
>>569603208kek u niggas wildin
Why does Navi smurf in tournament play?
>>569602381my siblings sometimes looks at my screen when i play the game and i have the fem loki skin in iti just quickly change the menu or do smt else so they dont notice
>>569602381yeah your parents would think youre straight
Gooning to Venom
>>569605885very relatable
sorry, wanted to post this one
teaser for an event tomorrow and .5 next day
>>569606917It's just going to be showing off the Ultron portion of their dogshit Avengers mode.
Cat wife
two of my games flopped at summer games already and something tells me netease will fuck something up about cyclopsits time to sell my pc and find real hobby
Slow thread, game is dead, pack it up, it's over.
its the ESL hours, most of the traffic is asleep rn
just fumbled a match FML
>>569599662No, xhe was just busy slopping it up somewhere else and couldn’t be bothered >>569601638Wrong one>>569607592I almost forgot that was a thing way to kill the curiosity kek
What's the best way to enjoy the amplifier? Star Lord’s ult? Punisher’s ult? Or something else?
any hope for this skin coming back soon? i only just started using Peni and the skin looks cool
>>569609927dont worry, it's not the last
>That broken character that in your hands is actually the worst character in the gamewho is it?
>>569603415They were based after all…>>569608917Rare poignant and hard hitting ESL post.
>>569575414Would be funny in a fucked up way>>569597253Surprised we don’t already have this with how they’ve been going
>>569611093every single one
SIIIIIIGH
why is wolv drawn like a gay stripper?
>>569595183point being he's still not "ignorable", it's not a statement as to whether he's actually a good character it's to whether you have to worry about him and devote focus fire to him while the only skill he has to remotely have is being able to get in in the first place when he's otherwise braindead easyif you asked whether someone would rather be dealing with a Cap or Hulk dinking away at you in a fight or a Dino people would choose Cap or Hulk
>>569599819personal tastePhoenix is stronger outright though
love that that one faggot BC otp that's stuck in diamond i reported got banned for 7 daysvery cool netease
CUNNY POLICE!
>>569574987>>569605885Severe lack of fat guys in Rivals.
hulk is pretty cool now that i kinda get how he playsbut he's really bad into a team with emma rogue and wolv i guess
>>569617532this isnt a game run by western HR hags
I don't understand why people say that Loki is good against dive. If they go in hard, you can use the runes, but they are on a long cooldown. Using swap to reposition is almost meaningless, because the divers are so mobile that they can close the gap in a second or two. Moreover, if you go far away you isolate yourself from your own team, making it even easier to kill you. Swapping and then going invisible to hide puts you out of combat, so your team doesn’t get healed, which is effectively as good as you being dead. The reality is that if you don’t have runes, you are smoked if your team doesn’t peel.
How do you maximize your steppies during dino ult? I feel like I do nothing but trigger tenacity for the whole enemy team every time I press Q on him
ALL women belong to Franklin.
I don’t speak mexcrement. What did he say? Is elgayboian here to translate?
>>569617979Thats why it won't have the staying power of Overwatch.
>>569621703you pulled that out of your ass
>>569618214Loki has been complete and utter trash since his giga nerfs. I genuinely never see him anymore and if I do he’s on the losing team and the one getting flak for throwing. He needs three clones up to match the damage of his allies. He can’t heal fliers or high mobility characters because his splash damage only works on the ground. He’s got no mobility. His two forms of self healing require him to either stop healing his team or burn through his only real defence for dive. His clowns feed moonknight, black cat, rogue, Emma, Wolverine, mr f, and bucky. He can barely counter ult because he need prep. Flank Loki is dead because of daredevil and black cat. He just sucks. He’s only good for copying gambit ult. I said this back when he was giga nerfed and a bunch of shitters who couldn’t figure out how to counter him kept saying I was wrong and look at him now. People pick Adam more than him.
why are retards in diamond so allergic to counterpicking after dying?
>>569621814Rivals has a massive recency bias yet barely pulls ahead.
>>569621918Also I forgot to mention that his ruins are on a fucking 30 second cooldown and take two seconds to shoot down. 30 seconds to use an ability and after that all the guy can do is point and click. There’s a reason he used to shit out damage at launch and it was because his flaws were all blatantly obvious to anyone with a brain.
>20 points more to C2>Give me the most retarded most toxic team
>>569622296expected the expected
If OW can survive three actual years of no content, a sequel so bad they had to turn it back into the first game, the billion false promises like story mode, and the fact that Blizzard itself is a literal Isreali rape company, I'm pretty sure *MARVEL* Rivals can live through a red dinosaur and shit.
>>569622419Blizzdrones are not like Marveldrones. They are genuine sheep.
>>569622694which one is the "they"
>>569600602>1700 tokens per run huh?
>>569623057not the token itself but the exp (1740/2000) which is pretty much 1 token per run after the first complete
I did it. I finally achieved diamond 2. And it’s all thanks to Dino making me never want to touch QP again.
>>569623742now you're stuck here with me
>>569623742Keep climbing.
>avoid egirl that only plays no aim characters>win every game against hermany such cases!
>>569617532I wish I had fun with OW just so I could stare at and hear Roadhog again. I doubt Rivals will ever get fat bf material like Roadhog..
Worth the 1600?
>>569626072nah, summer skin mogs and the emote is trash (we just got a free one that is 1000% better)
ok, won 4 in a row, guess it's time to lose 6 in a row now
>>569626224I thought the emote is decent enough. What's the free one?
>>569626382space hoe dance
the bar is very low for my teammatesthey just have to be humans
am i bad if i have more SVPs than MVPs?
>>569616213He is ignorable, just not to retards, as I said being easy is his only positive, he's Rocket but retards notice the big Dino on the frontline and not the easy Rocket keeping the team alive a mile back. Captain America and Hulk do more damage than Dino with more burst damage and you cannot just walk away from them, so only retards would choose them, and hey I even have similar match count on Captain America and Dino.
>>569626072cowboy looks better and its free
>>569588652you niggas are gassing up Doom's team but it really isn't *that* cool. if it had been Magneto, Venom, Doom, and Thanos you might be onto something. Green Goblin and Carnage is just Spider-Wank.
>>569628940Venom is Spider-Man wank too and in what world is Thanos cooler than Goblin? Get a grip. Plus getting carnage over venom for once is actually sick.
>>569629367>in what world is Thanos cooler than Goblin?this one. the one we're living in. and Venom is *the* Spider-Wank character other than Peter.
>>569585973I stopped playing QP so I could always ban Dino. I think other people are doing the same. He had a huge ban rate. Probably the largest in the game’s history.
>>569628049no way you have more than 300 games in less than a month
>>569622694ThisBlizzdrones are more like addicts than gamers. Blizzard can give them the most shit updates known to man, treat them like shit as customers and neglect them for years at a time and they will loyally keep playing BNet games every dayIt is baffling how these people refuse to ditch Blizzard games for better alternatives
>>569600602Why lie?
>>569629639Is that supposed to be a lot? It's quick play, that's like less than 3 hours a day to get that much.
2 1 3 mogs 1 2 3 so hard. If people actually played this game properly, forming comps that synergise well, we’d have had role queue within the first week just to force people to play duellist more often.
>>569630897Duelist was set up to succeed thanks to them hogging half the roster.
>>569630550extreme, dumbdumb
>>569630550how do we know you didnt already have 100 to claim before you started that game?
i bought the new beni skin bros... i tried saving my coins but it was difficult to resist pleated skirt penis charm...
>>569632687it's ok, she won this season's best shop skin+emote
>>569632687good cuck!
>>569631419So you make 1720 in 10 minutes or 625 in 2.. Tough call.
>>569632875>10 minute8min* and you need to think about the accumulated end screens+restarting mission time (hero select screen takes +20s every time)
>>569632687It's the best purchase.It has the only emote that makes Peni show up in game.
>>569633612sit emote shows her
When I play as tank everything feels so slow like in a recent match I was playing Thor and each time I got to low health I rushed into cover and waited for my supports to heal me. In the moment it felt like those supports took like 10+ seconds to heal me which was just downtime for my gameplay and I was really unhappy with their performance so I went into the replay viewer to look at what they were doing and when watching it from their perspective they actually healed me to full in 1-2 seconds each timeWhat causes this time dilation when playing tank?
>>569634273you didnt have subway surfers on the bottom half of your screen
>>569632687I like that color scheme. Reminds me of Asuka.
now it's time to go back to D2
Licking Mantis' face clean
>>569636305After I just came on it
luna snow(bunny)
>>569636701Yes
Rouge buffs i need:>stealing from Reed gives the wall>stealing from Angela gives the slam zone>stealing from Deadpool gives DIYA and his passiveRouge buffs i want:>stolen moves no longer are on a timer>stolen moves are a separate move from the steal>stealing a move while having a stolen move ready replaces it with a team up ability when applicable
>>569636305Lick her feet too when I'm done
Can we do a /mrg/ goon session at some point?
>>569637565You missed it.
>>569632862were you insulting me or was that a lucky guess?
It would be so funny if the hela/namor and the cap/bucky team ups aren’t going to be retired next season. Obviously the devs have allocated their staff who were supposed to make em, into working on the PvE. Especially obvious when looking at the luna/white fox team up
>>569635423adult brat needs facial correction
>>569638229lucky guess but high chance itt
>>569638757How about we bring back bunker team up along with infinite ammo one? Rocket + Peni + Punisher + Bucky. This would shoot up Rocket to perma ban tier.
>>569639342Add in the fact rocket gets ult stupid fast now, it could be real meta shake up. I love the infinite ammo team up, some of my most fun games were with it
>>569637565You can join me and venom gooner
CYCLOPS IS COMING OUT SOON YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>569640609Any trailer/leaks?
>>569640693He's fucking your dad right now!
Peni is being played in Marvel Rivals Ignite right now and they had a full hold on Central Park
>>569640693Tuesday I believe
my dogshit internet wont let me play rivals again , baka
>>569640693No, idiot>>569637006Now this is a weird image>>569626072The best part about it is probably the thighs so meh
>>569637548Only if you cum on them first.
which rivalsfus are made for NTR?
>>569640841In a dino game or not. Very important information
>>569641513All of them.
>>569640841>enemy team chooses Peni as well and gets a better full hold LMAO
>>569641513i thought you'd be asleep by now, Akshit
>>569621385Objective truth which flattened the resident jeet
>>569622694Marveldrones are pretty intense though. Maybe not as numerous as they once were since there seems to have been some widespread disillusion (naturally) but you still have redditoid creatures that will lap up anything Yidsney puts out these days
>>569640693The fact that there were no leaks about Cyclops tells that nobody gives a shit about this game.
>>569640609He's getting Blade'd. He needs next season to recover after being rescued and will be here in time for season 9! Enjoy your moon girl support.
>>569637565My goons are for Rocket only.And a mountain of other husbandos but they're not in Rivals.
>Already completed my weeklies>Chrono Rush is a slog>Three more days until the trailerFug
>>569642965>He's getting Blade'd.damn, first the waifus and now the husbandos...
i know it will never happen because the fucking chinks made her their fucking marketing fleshlight waifu, but god damn i want luna to just get fucking deleted theres no down side or bad game to ever pick her and she just gets fucking everything
>>569643097just go into a coma for 3 days duh
>>569642993you jerk it to banjo kazooie? or bubsy 3d?
>>569643223i agree, she's really annoying. she needs to have to let anons ITT use her face and mouth to work out their frustrations.
>>569643573for now we can use you
>>569643884o-okay, if you say so anon...
>>569643353I have fapped to Banjo many times and Bubsy at least more than once. Why?
>>569644157just wondering. you seemed like the kind of guy who would jerk off to those characters. probably spanked it a lot to sonic too huh?
>>569644310Just Big and Vector and a few lesser knowns. Sonic is a stick figure, not my type.
>>569617532>>569625381Back to your Overtranny general, you fat blob pieces of shit.
>>569644504But you said it yourself, the Overtranny general is only for pretending youre a girl.
Wanda mains owe me sex!
>>569644593See ya losers, I'm going to where I belong.
>pro play dps players are just playing luna and mantis and still doing more damage then other dps while also shitting out perma heals
>tfw no clown character
>>569644912deadpoolnamor
>>569644912Black Widow
>>569644782lmao
post peni feet pls
post venom feet pls
>>569644971>deadpoolIronically, Wade is one of the very few sane characters in marvel. He’s aware of what he is and what’s going on, so, of course, he fucks around. The absolute majority of the other characters are hopeless narcissists.
>>569644912captain amerikkka
>>569645783Sue suck on those toes nightly, btw.
>>569617532Would be funny if we have Blob before Wasp
>>569621385Griever would be cool as season villain
Jubilee the SEX
Who's the Genji of MR?
>>569647048Soon… very soon…
>>569645783Made for Venom and Thor
>>569644912Sorry, anon. Marvel fears DC too much to have clowns. Like, I think it's literally just Slapstick.
>>569644396>Big and VectorMan after my own heart, include Storm in there too. I'm too autistic and have too much of a connection to characters like Sonic himself to find him sexually attractive
>>569647108iron fist
>>569648174Smalls the Cat is good too although only one artist actually draws lewds of him, to the point I originally thought Smalls was an OC.
>>569648725To be fair, you could consider him an OC as iirc he's from the Archie Comics which are pretty much noncanon, IDW are the ones that are considered canon.
>>569642993>no shirtless toned short king rocket skinit's like chinks don't even want my money...
>page 8wtf /mrg/roes??
>>569626072>spatsso close
>>569651265should have been nopan
>>569651229sorry I tried a new game today and it's kinda fun even if there aren't enough players to fill the matchmaking
>>569651229We're gooning.
Kill Magik (by ripping her iframes out)
>>569651937HER SPINE?
>>569651937yes please her i-frames should ONLY cover the teleport animation, nothing more
>>569651427shouldve been padded
Nerf healing numbers to be similar to mantis and ultron.Nerf dmg to be 30% more effective than healing.Get out of combat healing into the game.Nerf ults another 50%.
>>569652107some other old nigga post the toblerone pic. i ain't got it.
Start treating Thing and Healpool players like Wanda OTPs
>>569651905what's the game, anon?>>569651910>We're gooning.based
>>569652908i do and i also treat bp players like that.
>match one>my teammates are at each other’s throats the entire game, Dino gets folded to MK, sups get folded by Cap and DD, rinse and repeat>Jokingly type “eomm have mercy on me next game” after we lose>Next match is Midtown convoy>We push the enemy so far back on the second point that we run out of space and wind up at the end of the map pushing backwards>Enemy team complains at the end of the round so I know they aren’t botsSometimes prayer DOES work!
>>569653303WTF Waifu Tactical ForceIt's going through a pre-alpha open playtest right now and the gameplay is pretty good already. It's essentially Titanfall 2 but anime, there are no titans in the game yet but you already got the fast-paced run and gun gameplay with wallclimbs and a good selection of weaponsIt's not well known enough for how good it is so a lot of matches end up being 3v2 or something like that I wish it was more popular so I can play full matches of totally-not-Titanfall again
>>569653732that looks pretty cool desu. i bet it picks up when it gets closer to release. i'd play it for sure.
>>569653303>penisAnon no please...don't call her that...
Who needs his waifu fucked?
>>569654540Mine!
>>569652871Unc ahh post
>>569653732Wow that sounds like garbage
>>569647835Very true>>569645743He’s not sane, but he is self aware.
Which characters are perfect for slow uncs like me?
>>569641846There haven’t been leaks in forever pretty sure >>569642965Imagine…
>>569654490why not? it's her name.
>>569655318built for big unc cock
>>569655197Rogue, Thing, Wanda, Doreen, Peni, Moon Man
>>569651229Absolute Edward breedmeat
>>569655464you're not an unc, back off
>>569655464*Peter B. Parker's Jewish cock
>>569655318ive had multiple dreams now about Peni being my big sister and raping me
more peni!
>>569657752suck it anon
>>569646812That would be the only real reason to add those two. Would be even funnier if they released together.>>569647004With a kino Franklin cock conclusion.
>>569656939i remember you posting about that the other day. why the big sister thing? imagine if she was an exhibitionist older sister...
>>569652908This, I hate it when thing players use thing against a poke comp
>>569652908Healpool is good for early pushes though, he gets his ult extremely quickly and you can take point from it.
>>569635269>Playing one game at a time Do millennials really?
>>569642965We already got the Cyclops nameplate. That means he is next. Moon girl will remain a stage NPC.
>>569660692why do you think peni is a popular hero?
We need a horse character next for the MLP big bucks.
>>569663098yjk the unicorn gaped him after
>>569663201he died
>>569663201>>569663298More like drained the humie's balls with his tight unicorn anus (they can control how tight it can get, btw).
>>569663481I remember hearing this fun fact in the 4th grade. Is that you Bryce?
>>569663481the humie is impaled on cock
can we talk about something other than horse anus?
Elsa is a very lazily done british, I've seen much better from no name studious.
>>569664160Raj is feeling frisky for equines since he passed a farm on his way to the call center this morning. Just bare with it.
>>569664510What does that mean
>>569664510All bongs are lazily done (by God and their parents), that's why they're bri'ish
>>569663481i thought the horn was going to go in the man's ass
>>569664694Compare this to how Elsa sounds in game.https://youtu.be/uCDPsA9wrCc?t=121
>>569664510Blimey! Never taken down anything near that big. But a girl can dream… Don't get back up. Who wants to be number six?
>>569664784turd world coded post
>>569665942that would be you m8, you got fucked up teeth and your country is overrun by brown, you're done mate, mate.
What is Felicia saying before her loss?
>>569665376Elsa sounds better, she'd be unplayable if she sounded this retarded
how do you respond without sounding like a mad manlet?
>makes your skin ten times better
>>569666738keep the daisy dukes remove the shoulder pads. the shoulder pads completely ruin this skin
>>569666067im not British ESLtard thanks for further proving the point
>>569667178ur mad as fuck mate, you are so fucking mad, smile for us broken teeth buck boy
>>569575671
>>569666605tbf, what kind of "cure" could he be talking about for Canadians?
Why are all of the new emotes completely silent?
>>569666738>>569667281Best part of this skin, is the removal of the blocky gloves she tends to wear. They make her look so clunky, especially within her jump animation and melee cycle. Just something about that irks me, to the extent of being unplayable
>>569666738go back, troon
>>569667235>keeps digging his brown hole deeperthat bootyhole is sore I know I hit a nerve
>>569666258>"I'll fucking suck your dick!">"You want to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV"
>>569667281Honestly the hair part on the original is really lacking and the sole reason why I didn't get it
>>569667281Love it <3
>>569667506A rake>>569667547The new Rogue skin is one of the loudest
Why are all the "e-girls" who stream so fucking ugly?
>>569670120How dare you!
Less than ONE week until Jubilee and Hood get announced
>>569670585Auntie looking kinda fried.
>grandmasters is top 4% now
>>569670725I'm fine with the hood but Jubilie is so fucking overrated
Season 10!
>>569670725>JubileeMeds>>569670585Soulless
>space-themed season>Annihilus as the season villain >Nova gets added alongside maybe Gamora or Silver Surferdunno if this could still happen with Cosmic Invasion around, but it'd be cool especially if Silver Surfer has unique lines with Galacta like Deadpool
>>569670819>ranked is collapsingWill you rank only nigs finally muster the courage to fight people in quickplay, or will you go into a corner and cry to guang guang?
>>569670792yeah, too much makeup kills the glow overtime
>>569670856Yeah let's go captain marvel!>>569671452Nova is a never ever Marvel doesn't care about the cosmic side right now, all space related comics were cancelled less than 12 issues in.My poor Nova could only get a single volume out
>>569671721>Nova is a never everHow did he get fucked that hard anyways>Liked character>Has a massive and successful run that is THE cosmic Mahvel series at this point>All the movies and shows act like he literally doesn't exist>All future comics act like he is some dude from the 70's who never even had a run of his own>The only thing with him other than the Cosmic Invasion was the GotG game teasing him for a sequel in two tiny posters
>No Green Goblin>No Ghost Rider>No She Hulk>No Carol>No NightCrawler>No Juggernaut
>>569672328you goblin and riding dicks
>>569672328>No She Hulk>No CarolAnd other good news to share >>569671482You already know it’s going to be the latter
>>569671482Post your game history, QP warrior. I want to see who you go up against and if you're actually winning.
>>569672936gay
>>569671482QP sucks unless you're griefing. I only queue it to do shit like force widow and torture silvers
>>569656939Are you also the cuck Peni player from earlier ITT? Everyone on 4chan I've ever met with a sister fetish has also been a cuckold.
This game is so fucking unfun garbageI come tired from work to try and have fun playing FUCKING DPS, THE ONLY ROLE THAT'S ACTUALLY FUN, but noooo every single match i have to fucking auto fill as healer or tank because NOBODY wants to play those roles.3 fucking healers, 2 dps, i have to go fucking tank and my team is SO GARBAGE they don't do shit and i have to solo kill enemy team with my ultimate, constatnly solo kill the enemy healers and do EVERYTHING MYSELF. Only to end up losing anyway, and at last minute the useless healer doing nothing switches to Tank, yet the other healer disconnects so we lost an entire round.Fuck. This. Game. Fuck you all. I don't play videogames to be forced to play shit i don't wanna. Tank sucks. I hope you all die. And the devs are ugly chinks why asian men look so ugly and have tiny dicks?
>>569674465You should really avoid playing on SA servers if you don't want the game quality to be garbage, anon.
Mantis season!
>>569674465>qpJust force it, if you’re not having fun what’s the point
>>569674318no i just like incest and i want peni to sit on my face
Season 8.5 will save the game, trust the plan
>>569666738This skin has an actual problem where after absorbing Emma's diamond form the entire outfit is diamond texture instead of just rouge's skin and hair.
>Namor who can't even handle a single shitty spidey with no proper spacingHow the fuck do I get niggers like this in my games
>>569575795She wasn't hiding anything. Just look at her retro outfit.
>>569579267Is that you Elboygian?
>>569674465Why don't you just force it you dumb nigger, I have never played a match with a role I didn't want to play, I have never played a single match of strategist in 3542 matches, 2739 was as DPS, the tank matches are from periods when I mained a tank, flexcucks are so retarded thinking they are forced to do be cucks when they sit in the chair themselves.
>>569676124BECAUSE IF I DON'T GO TANK OR HEALER THEN WE FUCKING LOSE AND IT'S NOT FUN LOSING EVEYR SINGLE MATCH YOU STUPID BITCH
>>569676502This but unironicallyAt least I'm good at and enjoy Emma, shame about the lack of actually good skins
>>569675823Did she get a bbl or were the tight shorts nerfing her?
>>569676124>retards like this exist>lose their mind and wonder why people want role queues>NOOOOOO BUT THEN MY QUEUE WILL BE LONGER NOOOOOOOOOOYou're such a cancer.
>>569676502I have 51.7% overall win rate and haven't had bot matches since season 1, it's rare to even have 1 match a season where I don't get 2 strategists and 1 tanks when I instalock DPS, even if no one switches, who the fuck cares if you win or lose, if you care get back in the chair cuck.
how is that chrono token farm going? I already claimed 500 units... I think I'll stop at 1000 and wait for the season challenges refresh to finish
>>569587591Nah dps and supports get mvp way too easily. It doesn't mean shit. White Fox is a perfect example of how easy it is for supports to get mvp.
the only thing that can save this game is more women.
>>569676785If you play QP then yes you have had bot matches since season 1. That just means you're somehow dumb enough to not notice when you're against bots.This is the same energy as when you're playing an online game and the servers start lagging and multiple people complain in the public chat and then some retard comes along going "actually i'm not lagging at all, works fine for me". Yes, you are lagging. The server itself is lagging. You are in the same zone as everyone else in the chat. You are on the same server. You are experiencing the same lag as everyone else. You are not some cool awesome dude who is somehow above the laws of nature and physics. You're not that guy. That's not how it works.If you play QP and you don't have a 100% win rate then you have played bot games. That is a fact. You are not above the system.
>>569676771>retards like this exist>lose their mind and wonder why they can't click DPS>BUT ROLE QUEUE WILL SAVE MEEEEEEEEYou're such a cuck.
i just want good looking woman characters, anything that's not green, red, or blue
>>569677624Lmao retard, good job exposing you suck and aren't out of quick play bot MMR, you don't get bot matches when you get in the region of GM+ levels every match, it doesn't matter if I get 8 losses in a row I don't get bot matches, you only get them again when you fall out.
>>569677956See how he's inventing mental gymnastics to pretend he's actually that cool and awesome of a guy that he "climbed above the system". This is the level of IQ and maturity of these people.
Rogue say she take everything, but mon chere don't know she my everything
>>569677956It's not MMR that decides bot matches it's purely winrate. If you got 8 losses in a row but didn't go below 49 W/L you're in the clear. If you did, your 9th match was a bot match and you didn't know.
>>569678150I'm not pretending retard, you don't get bot matches when your quick play MMR reaches a certain height.
>>569675117>magikfag complaining about anything
>>569676502>IT'S NOT FUN LOSING EVEYR SINGLE MATCH YOU STUPID BITCHYou will get other fillcucks playing the roles after a few games. And losing on spider-man is more fun than winning on invisible woman
>>569674465Meanwhile I have a positive winrate with Rogue punching the shit out of everyone cause I just get Gambit team-up and another tank every game. It sucked they just went all the hyper meta dps in that game though
>>569678150You should have figured that after he claimed to be the edgy kid that don't fill in a team game because is for losers.
>>569678402What does win rate have to do with it, there's plenty of trash with positive win rates getting bot matches, it's why the average is so low, with exactly 50% last season I'm in the bottom 23%, because bot matches give the majority above 50% win rate. >>569587294See there retard.Meanwhile my current is 53.6 and that is still bottom 49%.
>>569678671I know, it's just fun to point out in detail how people like this think and operate and then be proven right by example.
They should legit just stop releasing DPS till they release like 5 tanks and 5 healers
>>569678591buenos dias, carol!
>>569678671>>569679096Never gonna flex, never gonna swap, deal with it cucks. I'll be enjoying my botless high level quick play.
>>569674465I didn't play for a week,so the rivals EOMM system gifted me 5 stomp wins in a row, then it immediately shifted me over to fighting coordinated stacks.While my team 4dps strat kept leading everyone to quitting, maybe they need to lift the penalty for leaving QP, its not doing anything but hurting people who want to learn.
Is it normal to have low damage but high kill confirms on Black Cat?
>>569680064yes shes the only dps who mvps with sub 10k
>>569670819So this is why I'm stuck in D3. No one is playing ranked
>>569680064It's ideal. Means you dont give healers time to heal and charge their ult. Get kills with the least amount of dmg possible
>>569679754>AIposter has shit opinionsHmmm
>>569680064True for all melee dps dives, don’t worry
>>569670819This was last season. Wtf happened
>>569680419It even penalizes you for quitting the bot match in QP.Plenty of games let you quit qp because it doesn't matter.
>>569603993why? it's just female loki nothin' lewd like psylocke formula r skin where she is showing her underwear
>>569612985what
>>569681150this year hellfire gala and all the fits are stupid
>>569678694Hey I found an 8 loss streak only a month ago even, where is my free bot win, you trash get them every loss or two.
>>569641004how
>>569645014i'd rather see a otk black widow than a otp squirrel girl or scarlet witch.
>>569681683Oh damn 10 losses and finally it gives me bots leaving the match.
>>569674465This game is in dire need of a real tutorial. The role everybody wants to play most casuals have little idea hoe to play.
>>569680761Right? I can understand getting dinged for quitting Ranked, now your whole team will, depending on when you quit, lose either 5-30 points depending on whether the compensation clause hits.But QP has subsitutions. Plus, it's not like QP Warriors care about something like win rate. Why am I getting a 15 minute time out for leaving against bots or when my team says>Fuck it, all duelistsI'm about to get a rubber band and stick it to my analog stick so my character walks into a corner somewhere and I can browse porn until the match ends.
>has femboy in his name>plays lunachecks out
>>569682804You can leave quick play all you want, you only get a warning and then increasing penalty, but the penalty and even warning disappears after like less than 10 matches of not quitting per stage, it counts it as a full loss even if your team wins after.
>>569672205Marvell was notoriously bad at following up on their space epic. Guardians movie unironically screwed things up too since they wanted to match themselves to the movies in the name of synergy. Also, since Nova died, Marvel decided to push a new young Nova (who was the one adapted into the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon)Annihilators never.
>>569682804This is the real reason the game is dying who is going to keep losing non stop without quitting?
>>569682804It feels like they are getting insulted their forced 50% winrate is getting manipulated.
are mods safe in comp still?
>>569671721Yeah!
>>569676502I do this>>569684015>>569672205>>569671721Yeah I’d be very surprised if they ever gave him the time of day at this point the only way I could see it is they considered him enough a literally who since they still want to include those but even it’s going to be a long while
>>569675823
God I wish Gambit's ult was tuned down so he wasn't a permaban, I love my stupid cajun
So other than the Thing, which tanks are good against melee divefaggots?
>>569686379regardless of comp just pick dino
Big if true
>>569686379Peni
>>569686913His ult better be him tearing his clothes, screaming, and dropping to his knees.
>>569686379i feel like hulk is pretty good
DC Rivals soon...
>playerbase is so dogshit that people actually think theres bots in the gameive honestly never seen this level of schizophrenia in a playerbase before. peoples brains are seriously rotting i think.
>>569688212In quickplay, when you’re fighting in a bot lobby, everyone on the enemy team’s profiles are inaccessible
>>569688212Usually people just use that as an insult. Unless it's an actual bot game in QP, like the other anon said.
>>569688212QP does put bots randomly, especially after a 2 loss streak. Admittesly if your account is level 100 you no longer get bots
>>569688212they all have the names in "BotPlayer" format and you always get to spawn camp them
>>569688398>he still gets bot games
>>569688694I don’t play qp
Only game ive ever played that explicitly had bots was world of tanks blitz. Most of the lobby would be bots and each team had a few real players. Game was still fun though.
>>569688739>he’s so shit he has to get carried by ranked sweats
>>569688212Not sure if you're trolling or not but there literally are bots in QP and the arcade modes. It's no a matter of debate it's factual.>>569688581I can't even use bot as an insult anymore cause the bots unironically play better than the lobotomites i often get on my teams.
>>569689138>ranked sweatsIm playing on console, im having so much fun on this mickey mouse platform
alright cool, so this is the #2 team in- OH MY GOODNESS
>>569691246Pick your hero, I am going filipino he-man
>>569691246>valentina
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i want new content NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569691246>that third thing to the leftwtf it's him
>>569691862here
scott's ult leaked!
>>569691246they look REALLY unhealthy
>>569692328What no sunlight does to a person.
>>569691246how do i avoid looking like this
>>569691246Huh, so that's what the avatarfagging Lunatrannies here look like
>>569688604False. I still get bots.
>>569691246>troon wearing a mop as wigkek!
>>569692405just do what humans in nature would do, eat nutrient rich food like animal products and get outside more
>>569692328People who spend all day playing vidya are rarely taking care of themselves. Reminds me of Dota esports, the chads like Jimmy were all low tier.
>>569692405Get a good haircut, and if you use glasses, get some that suits you. Fourth guy on the swamp team looks totally fine for example. First guy and fifth guy just looks unkempt, although could be decent if they actually cared
https://files.catbox.moe/wnok5e.jpg
>>569686913We knew this>>569685795They’re literally me>>569692405Stay away from competitive gaming, for one
>>569692507>anya 'gik
>>569691940Thank you for reminding me of this dumpster fire but also fuck you
> Bust my ass tryharding with the toughest character in the game and play perfectly> The fat bitch that takes ZERO skill and just spams AOE BOMBS gets mvpLife is not fair.
>>569694105your life would be way more chill if you realized that you're not entitled to anything
>>569694352Injustice is very difficult to accept.
>>569694105>toughest character in the gamethat ain't reed or blade
>>569694352Punisher owes me sex.
>>569694105I mean, to be fair, they have twice your damage and three times your finals. That's just a stomp match rather than impressive outplays desu.
>>569691246why do some asians have african tier baboon lips?
> 2026> Scarlet still not nerfedmmm
Seeing controller icons in pro matches upsets me on a deeply autistic level
>>569694105Widow isn't even hard, she's only bad because she's out classed by other hitscan, not that her kit is bad, no it's overtuned even, the amount of bullshit in her kit is insane just to keep her hitscan from being broken.
>>569694942????
>>569694497truth>>569694839jungle asian admixture it seems
I am entitled to MVP.Suck my dick.
>>569696971>names on the enemy teamAnon, I…
>>569696971go to match history and check if the enemy team has their profiles hidden. if all them do, then it was probably bots.
>>569696971You sure showed those bots, buddy! You can thank Galacta for that free dopamine hit!
>>569697659>>569697393>>569697138FUCK YOU
>>569663098Gross. Wheres part 2?
>>569695685Her fire rate is shit, so lining up two shots is just too slow to be good. Even sacrificing some damage to buff her firerate would make her so much stronger. But yes her stun is one of the dumbest abilities in the game, that’s not arguable
So making it to GM means I'm good at the game, right?
>>569676502Dumbass.The EOMM will categorize you as "filler" if you always fill, and pair you up with insta-dps lock players.If you keep forcing dps, the EOMM system will categorize you as dps, and you will see tanks & healers insta-pick more in your game.Just trust me on this.Force dps for like 5 games.
>>569677456I'm so tired of femoids. How do you trannies like them so much?
>>569656094>JewishShameik Moore thinks that Peter Parker is white.
>>569698742Baseless schizophrenia
>>569698487Anybody can just grind to GM if they are not retarded.
>>569699625I don't think that's been true for nearly a year at this point.
>>569698487>BronzeYou are a toddler pressing buttons with no concept of what the game is meant to be and you will mid-match when mom calls you for dinner>SilverYou are a pre-sentient retard pressing random buttons and probably suffering from technical issues like disconnects or a ping in the 200s>GoldYou are trying to play the game but you don't understand how it works, what heroes do, where to go or what the objective is>PlatinumYou might be a sentient being. You are bad at the game but you at least have an idea of what your own hero does and you try to play for the objective>DiamondYou understand the basics of the game, you know your own hero and you know how to counterplay at least a handful of other heroes>GMYou understand concepts like teamwork and coordination even if you don't always manage to pull them off. Your mechanics still need improvement but you at least know your own hero in and out and you know your most important matchups>CelestialYou're genuinely good on at least one hero maybe more. Your hurdles in this rank are map knowledge and performing well in (and against) team compositions outside of your comfort zone>Eternity/OAAYou might be good at the game
>>569699706I've been in GM every season since S0, and I'm not even that good at the game.But I just keep grinding and always reach GM after around 100+ matches.It's really that simple. Just keep grinding.
>>569698487sub-eternal ranking is almost meaningless in this game. especially on console where eternal = PC plat
>>569699982What's your WR and role?
>>569690046ConsoleGODS always win in the end, true!
>>569700816Alright, just take this season as example.I'm currently at 56% win rate, but it doesn't matter anyway, because EOMM will force me to lose streak soon.And I'm just filling because retards insta lock dps.
>>569702226u jerk off to that racoon and dino dont u
>>569702226>celestial by playing dino and peniyou're not celestial btw. you're just abusing two broken heroes. you will drop to GM when they are nerfed.
>>569702287Nope.I always have top 3 playtime for raccoon because he's the easiest afk hero. If I'm forced to fill, I'm not gonna put in any efforts and just lazy healing.>>569702287>>569702371>DinoI insta-pick the newest hero whenever they are not banned, so they mostly get to top-3 playtime as well.>Peni>BrokenHah, no.Peni's winrate is 54%, Dino is 56%, and Rocket is a whooping 71% winrate.Rocket is the real broken character.Just afk heal in the far back, and you just win the game for free.
>>569702742
>>569702226This just seems like you're already good at the game and abuse the strongest characters rather than GM at a base level being easy to get to.
>>569703467>Show a general winrate from the public from every rankUh yeah, so?She's not broken for me at all.>>569703716>Abuse strongest charactersPeni & Dino is not in the top 3 of any other seasons in my history.I also have a season where one of my top 3 is Chadam. The character that everybody think is shit.Again, by "abusing" the strongest characters, it makes me to go from GM to Celestial, which is not what we are even talking about here.Getting to GM is easy as fuck as long as you juts grind.
>>569704083>>Show a general winrate from the public from every rank>Uh yeah, so?>She's not broken for me at all.how is it possible to be this retardedunless you're doing it on purpose
>>569704083>I also have a season where one of my top 3 is Chadam.Again, this just sounds like you're actually good at the game and are trying to downplay it for some reason.
>massive issue this season of healers just not healing even when standing right in front of them>even reddit is complaining about it and posting videosThis season more than ever really shows this underlying issue of healers not wanting to do the role they sign up for. They even have a derogatory term for it which is 'healbot'.>I'M NOT A HEALBOT!Yes you fucking are. If you're playing support than you literally are a healbot that is literally the job.These retards just want to play support like a dps while feeling free of the responsibility of being a dps. It's such coddled privileged baby behavior and mentality it's disgusting.
>peni>brokenjust say your whole team is bad
>>569704204It's like saying just pick peni and you can go from bronze to top 500.You're fucking retarded and please stop posting. The world will be a better place without your stupid opinion dragging everybody down. >>569704308No I'm not. I'm just not retarded.
>>569704467i just had a dagger attack a peni while i was 25% next to her, no game sense of awarenessin one game i was playing punisher and turned around every time i heard enemy diving and killed them most of the time and the supports had the audacity to selectively forget that and said i didnt peel for themidk man, they're all just shit at the game while pretending they're actually skilled enough to be out of gold
>>569704779Calm down. The anon is saying that Peni is a hero proven to have a high winrate even despite shitters in metal ranks dragging the winrate down. This means she is OP, and it means you're abusing an OP hero (along with Dino and Rocket). All three heroes require little skill as well, which adds to the statement that you are really a GM player who is being boosted by your hero pool.This isn't an argument, it's just a fact. Don't be upset.
Peni isn't that broken but she does turn games into a fucking slog all the way through.
>>569702287Who doesn't?
>>569705513And as i said, the "abuse" merely helped me to reach celestial.If you guys aren't so retarded, you would reach GM easily.And now i fully understand how retarded you guys are, there's no wonder why you guys are having so much troubles reaching GM
>>569705641normal, functioning members of society
>>569705639Stop posting my clips
>>569705709As you said, GM is just a matter of grinding. Anyone can reach GM if they play enough.Celestial requires a better understanding of the game beyond autopiloting on your main hero.You're boosted by your hero pool. Calm down and accept it.Peace.
>penis>brokenyeah, I got a handjob from Angela
What drives me nuts about Jeff players is that they have no forethought concerning how or when to spray. They just constantly hold down the trigger and hope for the best but in reality teammates usually die when they need to reload. Can't tell you how many times I've died, and then before the replay hits I see a Jeff stream right where I was
>>569706168yeah, people who play jeff do it so they can sit afk in the backline and do nothing but hold one button. idk why they don't play rocket instead, but i assume it's because they think "hurr durr i wanna play the cute lil shark :3333c". point is that they're retards
>>569706168>>569706378I just had an xbox jeff basically try to melee dps the enemy team instead of healing for most of the game i mean what the fuck is going on
>>569705728This place is filled with melanated individuals so you’ll find there’s a shortage of those here
>>569704467>Give 100% of attention to Captain America all match>Have to sit back until he greeds himself to death>Finally kill him let's hurry and get the point>STAND AROUND IN THE OPEN DOING FUCKING NOTHING
>>569705842Wait, so you agree with that guy?He's correct then. You guys are a bunch of retarded nigger.
After so many matches of filling, this might be my first Mag MVP. We would have lost if the Strange didn't switch from DPS, though, and if their Spider-Man hadn't been on a mission to target only Moon Knight and no one else.
>>569704467>>569705173>>569707226There's a universal issue of match awareness, but if we're talking healers there's a specific problem of not knowing how to apply offense, and above all understanding proper positioning for good line of sight. Not only that, but Im shocked at the number of healers that don't look out for each other. Patty cake is essential, and I can't tell you how many times I've healed another strategist with no consideration in return. Then there's dive: which can be justified and at other times just outright a skill issue. Example: If two healers can't deal with one Spider-Man, then that's a skill issue. It's a Spidey plus Panther, or fuck even tanks, then yes the duelists and tanks are fucking shit because that tells me that they have tunnel vision. A lot of times I play healer because I have no faith in the other teammates doing it right>Ultrons who won't hover close to the ground, nor drone the ally healer on standby to self-heal/keep them immortal. Not binding individual drones to buttons is another scrub issue>Daggers who dont take advantage of their attack to bully enemy healers, don't use bubbles as instant saves for themselves or a team, don't Cloak at all so they can debuff enemies or prevent team wipes>Gambits that don't baton twirl dash against enemy dive going for them, or staff slam to self heal. Also guilty of dealing way to early>Invisible Women who don't force bubble at their feat to discourage dive>Rockets that never use offense fire (though given their heal rate they're almost forced to hold down the heal trigger)>White Fox's who frontline with their melee stance instead of using it against enemies who get too close >Lokis who don't aim at ally feet if they can't aim
When is the White Fox bikini skin?
Illicit relationship with the director
Imagine Wolverine shoving his cock in his mouth so he stops screaming ha ha
>>569708462marinating in my cum
>Kill a DARKCHYLDE Magik with Rogue with a well placed grab>Tilted so hard they go Black WidowHA!
>>569708886You have some strange fantasies Jean
>>569707303Whatever helps you sleep at night bro
>still the best skin in the game
can an eommschizo explain the purpose of unlosable games to mewins that i didn't play well at all in and got turbocarried by a sentient team feel just as bad as losing in a stomp so im wondering what the point is
This game really needs to amp up the quitters, regardless of mode. I just had two rounds in a row same game where someone was AFK and got replaced RIGHT when we were doing well. The minute they leave, we lost the round. Fucking hell
>>569708886Hell imagine two cocks in his mouth
>>569711156Fucking guanguang not rerunning this skin in the store
>>569711910I'm pretty sure the first BP has already been reran before, anon.
>>569711325The system determined either you needed a win, or someone else on your team needed the win. Someone on your team could be a good player who was stuck on a forced loss streak and that was the start of his now forced win streak, or just any game in his current forced win streak.
>>569711325The magic wears off when you recognise when you're in a guaranteed win. Like you said, it doesn't even feel that good when you know that your team is just better than the enemy team and your contribution does not matter. But you gotta remember that most people who play this game (and other team-based games) are absolute goy cattle. They don't know what EOMM is and they probably wouldn't even care if you told them. They just queue up and feel good when they win; even if it's a guaranteed win, they enjoy it. So in that sense, EOMM is doing its job. But it doesn't work on people like you or I because we recognise what's happening.
>>569711156>not even the best skin in its own themeGalactic Talon mogs and even then that’s just a low A tier
>>569711325Stupid people like being patronized. Or, more accurately, they're too retarded to notice.
>>569694105Unfortunately some characters in this game are very easy to stat farm with and its usually these characters that get mvp.
>I report someone else for throwing>get told they've been restricted from Competitive>I get reported for throwing>fucking 24 hours locked out of the game completelyWhat the fuck is this two-tier justice bullshit?
it's amazing how garbage healer players are.Even with their characters having aimbot they still won't heal.
>>569709578Based
>>569712057>Galactic Talonnot even close, get some fucking taste, faggot lol
Our game
>>569713321Fuck... I NEED TO JERK OFF
So sick of luna freezing and getting a free kill. Nobody can dive her, nobody can kill her, she can freeze from across the map, has sky high speed and self heal and everything, insane
Black Cat is genuinely the most fun hero they've added to this game. I fucking love dodging shit with the i-frames and all the other dashes/abilities. There's so many things you can do with her. Plus she's hot.
can a marvelbro explain to me who black cat isis she like a villain or a hero?
>>569713992She's Cat Woman to Spider-Man's Batman. She's mostly a thief for the love of the game and has a heart of gold. Usually a villain but, not a bad guy if that makes sense.
>>569713992>>569714283Basically Marvel Catwoman but both characters are practically heroes these days now.
>>569714283like an anti-hero?
>>569713992Thief that has sex with Spider-Man. She changes between actual thief, partner to Spider-Man, steal from bad guys thief, actual criminal, just for funsies thief, and so on.Her morality depends on how much Spider-Man dick she's getting.
>>569713992Cat thief femme fatale from the Spider-Man corner of Marvel. Dad was a thief, taught her the tricks of the trade. Generally has no powers, but in one or two runs, might have "bad luck" powers that fuck over her opposition.General role is a love interest for Spider-Man. 2nd most notable behind MJ and above Gwen. She's an anti-hero at best, soft villain with morals at worst. Just likes stealing shit because it's fun and thrilling and makes life easy.
>>569714542Most of the time.
All I'm hearing is that Parker is petting that kitty every night.
>>569714604sounds like she does crime to get attention from spider-man. the less attention she gets, the more serious crime she does.
>>569714798He pets it quite often, for sure. But while they do love each other, it's never gone beyond dating. It's mostly FWBs.Part of it is editorial keeping Peter single for "heckin relatability" so he can't go beyond dating with ANYONE FOREVER, but part of it is their clashing moral compasses. Just once I'd like to see an 'What If' where Peter and Felicia got married instead.
>>569713856And dont forget a second cc when paired with white fox
midnight weekend retard QP is peak rivals
>>569718271>guys look i bullied bronze players in qpdo qp warriors really
I think we all know what Namor would do... but what about (You)?
Thread so dead no one will bitch this is donde with AI
Jews really brainwashed heteroids into finding this tranny attractive? Literally Hunter Schaifer face yet y'all thirst for her. Hilarious how easy to brainwahs you all are.
>D3 PC>Nobody shoots walls>Nobody shoots squids>Sometimes they shoot peni nestI guess I'm still in shitlow
>Lord Iron Man can't 1v1 an Angela, nor can he kill Storm>Ally Moon Knight ignoring both and just mindlessly throwing, yet gets SVPAnd here I am 2nd tank Rogue with a shit score obviously getting nothing done. Also I swear to fuck my ally Groot wasn't doing great wall placement, yet he lands more kills than me.
>anon so gay knows a tranny by namecouldn't be me
>>569719831Healers fault
>>569719141It's because she's "safe horny". No one is really attracted to her as much as they are to Luna, Black Cat, Invis, etc. You just see people online being overtly horny for Emma because she's the "dommy mommy" archetype, and emasculated men on the internet believe that it's okay to act like a degenerate coomer retard as long as its for a "dommy mommy".
>>569719979He jerks off to it, it is also why he has pictures of Emma saved. He's trying to gaslight us to make his fap more enjoyable. If we start calling Emma a man, he gets more turned on.
My queue times are longer than my gamesDead fucking game
Be honest: If you were a cop or a security guard and you caught Felicia in the middle of a heist, would you arrest her? Or would you take up her offer to look the other way in exchange for the best pussy of your life?
>>569721212
>>569721212She would knock you out the moment before any penetration or sexual happened, dumb fuck.
>>569720550Extinction level truth nuke. Thankfully more and more people are catching onto this mental retardation.
>>569721212Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality?
>>569721552very odd question to ask on the marvel rivals general
>>569721542Yeah, people are catching onto it more thankfully. It's so fucking cringe.
>>569713992she does a split and gives an ally head
I will be performatively horny for Black Cat because she makes my peepee very hard.
>be main tank>luna gives me snowflake>die 1 second later because they're not actually healing meI hate this fucking game I hate this fucking game I hate this fucking game it's either this shit or healers ulting half a second after you die or healers spam pinging "I can heal!" half a second after watching you die 3 feet away
>9tails do not have immovable!?
>>569574431>>569574530The Blade's two favorite baby factories.
When is the next skin roadmap coming?
>>569723210Tuesday or Wednesday
Gambitbros?>>569722668One of the worst support ults to rely on for survivability.
>3 minute queue in celestial IIwhat the fuck
>>569705641Hey me too.
The most honest characters
news in 2 days!!!
>>569705641>>569724263I'm thinking based.
>>569691246valentina is cute I want to kiss her!!!
>>569691246>dude clearly full of melanin>melophobiakek
Psy with Sexlocke
Cy with Sexclops
I don't know why you guys complain about supports so much. Supports I get on my games are usually at least ok. DPS on the other hand, 8 out of 10 of them are not even trying. And I mean the most basic stuff, like shooting enemy backline on a ranged character if they are open. I’m not exaggerating most of them can not even do that. I mostly play tank and it’s very obvious when your DPS do not apply pressure to the enemy team. The average supports I get are not usually as bad.
just one more game of rank and I'm done with ranked till next patch since I only want the skin...
Real talkwhy do people run games down on offmeta healers against Starlord, Psylocke, Punisher?is it spite?is it soft inting?
>>569724726This guy is a cheater
leak cy role right fucking now
>>569691246that lunatroon has a stronger jawline than me, am i cooked chat?
>>569731407he's a strategist
>>569731407He’s a tank
>>569691246is it rude to say that looking at this pic made me feel better about myseld?
>>569714606>Dad was a thief, taught her the tricks of the trade. Generally has no powers, but in one or two runs, might have "bad luck" powers that fuck over her opposition.The reason she learned to be a thief was because of her dad faking his death and it was the only way she could be close to himShe has/had powers. They're feline abilities of which she couldn't really use at full capacity and could only draw upon the bad luck and dexterity. Chameleon fucked her over and messed up her powers so she had to go to Tinkerer to get a suit laced with cybernetics to replicate her physical feats and a probability manipulator from Dr Tramma implanted in her to get her tychokinesis/bad luck back
>>569725492Venom pecjobs
Da Beast... Hank McCoy... Big, hairy unc... Big, juicy cawk...
>play against a full diver time in qp>my team would rather become a full rotatory door than anyone use a namor or a penny or anything against diveI kinda see what guanguang means, shitters literally have no answer against dive
A THEIF STOLE MY CLOTHES
>>569735451desu most of them look normal except for the michael jackson thing that thinks he's a woman
she's gonna get nerfed hard isn't she
>>569737881could never make it past those cheeks...
>>569691658Makes me laugh every time they pick the weirdest, most awful sounding "female names".
>>569737917she's into spw
>>569737917based. same. i'd be spurting before i even pull it out of my pants.
>>569737946because they are usually autistic
>>569737917relatable, reality hits hard you gotta have some sort of gigantic dick for those cheeks
>>569737881her hands are fucking huge
>>569737946lilith was taken
ughhh i just wanna play mantis but i dont wanna be screamed at for picking anybody but luna dagger invis or gambit in a 222 comp...
IM GONNA LORD DA SHIT OUTTA GREEN GOBLINOUT AM I?
give me some trannycoded nicknames i can use for my new account (seriously)
>>569741635Luna Snowbunny
Soon.
>>569741867Arjun...
>>569741867that is taken or i would
>>569721212no, she belongs to spider-man only, faggot ass nigga. why would I self insert as a pig or a lame ass security guard in a world of superheroes?
>>569741635unironically the same requestit can help throw people off guard with such a name, imagine "luna snowbunny" pulling up with a devil dinoi want a name that make people go "yeah, there is probably a woman behind that">>569741946try some variations, like replace the "o" with "0"
>>569742280why would you even self insert?that's mental illness behavior
>>569742290i only play healer, the request as i said was serious and i don't really want to add numbers to my name
>>569737591the biggest qp joke is when a spidey that can land combos shows up.My healers just ignore him as he kills them over and over again.They cant even hit magik or BC at all its really fucking retarded
>>569737881nah dino is taking all the attention because he invalidates 80% of the tank roster
I just started playing Torch recently because he's fun. He's the first flyer that I've really played.Can someone tell me why the fuck Dino's beam grounds flyers? Why does he need that? Why
>>569746298Flyers and divers killed the honeymoon peopleso they have ptsd about them being "op".
>>569746298I didn't even know that Dino could ground flyers lmfao. That character is so fucking busted man. Too much shit going on.
>>569746298Why are you in range of him you retarded nigger ape, it's only 17 meters, there's no reason to get that close on any flier, remember this is also including your height, you can be directly above him over 17 meters and he still can't hit you, even if you are downed you downs fuck, you can just go back up instantly or use a mobility skill.
>>569737591Lately I've been thinking that the best anti dive peeler specialists are divers themselves, cause all the fucking "anti-dive" kit characters outside Supports, are starting to suck outside Peni.Maybe that's just me, but all the recent divers have been fucked up swiss army knife heroes constantly shitting out overshields>Namor without the Hela team-up can just be easily baited and killed once his bubble runs out>Wanda with her shit ass fuck damage and universe shattering ult can be parried easily>Winter Soldier doesn't have his Grounded anymore>Thing's slam can be avoided with BC>Mr.Fent getting nerfed for being too oppressiveI don't know there hasn't been an Anti-Dive character I've really jived with besides White Fox
>>569752958>he finally realized itWelcome to Eternity.
>>569740980just turn off voice chat, dumb slut
>>569753026I think I realized that when I picked the certified (((((((((((Anti Dive)))))))))))) King Namor against a Black Cat in a quickplay game once and despite placing my squids in hard to reach places and off-angles, my team and I still kept getting molested cause he has shit mobility.Might as well turn off chat too cause people shit themselves if you perform terrible on a dive character but are just a-ok with me doing average with Phoenix.
>>569753370Well you can pretend to be useful on Phoenix and most monkeys don't realize you're a worse enemy support feeder than MK so there is a lot of leeway there.
two sleepshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK6f0agYuu0
>>569746796Kek>>569742290>>569741867> "yeah, there is probably a woman behind that"All this would make a person think is there’s a brown porn addict behind it
>>569742290>"yeah, there is probably a woman behind that"use princess or queen, but latter means you're also black
>>569731407enjoy your DPS>>569725720freudian slip and all
>>569723354We’ve known about this for forever she loves some Wade cock
>unlock Lord AdamYes, I have lorded every support.I'm the ultimate healsissy now
>>569753370Dude, us divers take namor as a challenge more than a threat. Psylocke is probably one of the easiest to pick up anti-dive/flankers. As long as you have reasonable aimDD took the crown of anti flank/anti dive while also being able to apply pressure.I find namor is better against fliers these days, like everything, positioning matters most, with his squids and with where you stand.
>>569757991Do you know its adams aura thats the rez?His q is just where they spawn?Have you elevated above all pther adams yet?
>>569759226>us divers take namor as a challenge more than a threat
>>569756194>All this would make a person think is there’s a brown porn addict behind iti wasnt referencing to that , that one isnt a good name>>569756338thanks for the idea but thats a bit "unoriginal" in my opinion
>>569759925>swaps to counter dive>dive has to either overcome it or sulk off in shameHow is it not a challenge? Its the first obstacle if you're going to be playing dive.
>chrono weekends but eomm is matching me up with garbage teammates and sweaty obese ugly nerds.make it make sense, how does this make me want to play the game more?
>>569763074Those sweaty obese ugly nerds? All me.
>>569752821>>569753370guh
Cyclops…?
>>569759226There’s a reason why dive players seethe seeing a good star lord.
>>569742280Got his ass>>569737852Kek
>>569764436What about him?
>>569742280yeah i guess that's why she's fucked hundreds of other people
>>569766402but after letting dozens of hung strangers creampie her, she goes home to Spidey! he's the real winner here!
>>569762137i was mocking you. dive players are a bunch of sissies.
>>569766402Source?
>>569725492Why thank you
>>569773948>hypno apps you
>>569742280She takes different dick or pussy every night
I want stats that shows how many enemy deployables you destroy. I swear I'm the shit tank and have to destroy every Namor squid, every Peni nest
I want to huff moon knight's musky cock and balls so bad I just want to tear that bodysuit open and worship his sweaty body I can hardly play the fucking game because every time i see him my heart rate skyrockets
>>569778264>wanting to fuck schizo retardsyou picked the right place to post
>569766402>569777157that's your mom, not black cat.
>>569777157Don't care. They got married.
tf is gwen doing there? going to sit on the cuck chair?
Why this general is so slow? I thought it would be more active with how popular the game is but it's the opposite
>>569780218Zhiyong killed /mrg/
>>569779767Based Peter accepting her for who she is despite how much cock she sucked and pussy she devoured
>>569778264Venom...
>>569781105It's not a dream sequence at all as it was an AU. The next issue directly states that they lived those 30yrs in entirety. This is also why Felicia(and later, MJ) was so upset with the direction in which her life was headed.
>>569778264this but every female character
>>569704083Retard it literally says celestial and above
>when you team bans Strange but cant break through to take first point in 4 minutes
the director should direct and star in her own porno.
>>569780218There’s not much to post about, and I don’t want to spam the /mrg/
Okay, new roadmap this week for the second half of the season. You know what that likely means? NEW SUMMER SKINS. Let's predict who will get swimwear this season. My money?>Emma Frost>Captain America>Black Cat>Hela>Wolverine>Mister Fantastic
>>569785383apparently peni is getting a summer skin where her mech is invisible and she only swims naked. WF will also be getting a nude skin. they're also gonna add sex with their feet.
>>569778264Awful post and awful taste >>569779469Got em there
>>569785383speedo rocket please
>>569785627you were swinging sweet music until the jeet ‘tism at the end
>>569785383Didn't they release the first and second wave of summer skins in July and September last year?
>Blade: someone gonna kill Iron Man?>Hela and Punisher: we tried>Me: idk, someone gonna go 2nd tank>no reply, no second tank>lose game
>>569786842i'll be your second tank anon
>tales from plastic rank
>>569786842A Diamond cautionary talelike surely these dps niggers see the fucking problem, that I have to make space, peel and apparently also kill Iron Man while these useless faggots do nothing. Blade & Punisher both had 4 finals btw, compared to Hela's 11, my 4 and our healers 2-3.
>>569786842Why would a second tank help if your team is getting farmed by Iron Man?
>>569704467>>even reddit is complaining about it and posting videosSource?
>>569595183Best thing about Dino ult is disruption.
>>569788335My favorite thing is pressing Q on Dino and then the entire enemy team gets tenacity for free and nobody dies
>>569731239How do you know?
>>569788794>how do you knowWatch his replays.
>>569786216Technically I believe his Krakoa resort skin already counts as a summer outfit. Like Jeff's
>Do okay until Jeff goes AFK and gets dropped from the match round one, we lose as a result>Round two, do well until Tank Deadpool is AFK and drops out, lose again>Both duelists go positive in K/D ratio, yet an asshole teammate still blames DPS as the issueAre people for real?
>>569789607
>>569789937Yes Thing got 2
So how's Angela this patch?
>>569790073D-tier. She has too many counters, she's unplayable into any team with like 2 CC characters and most teams have that if not more.
>>569790073Piss lmao. Luna team up fucks her. Dino fucks her. Her old counters are still going to mess with her, and the game feels a little less divey
Like I just can't today. Everything is shit>one of dps goes squirrel girl against flying dps>my second tank goes Von and suicide dives 4 times in the first round>on defense the SG goes third support, Jeff, (I'm now forced to solo tank) and spends the entire second round >the venom goes wolverine (still flying dps btw)>the 3 supports have 22 k healing between the 3 of them with one of the enemy supps sitting on 18k alone>Venom/Wolverine is 9-8 and with 2 finals
>>569790073>>569790369>>569790470She really needs Venom's survivability
>>569790604It's okay to be stuck here, this is a milestone, just work on yourself. From your scores you don't seem to be someone capable of carrying at this rank and that's fine, you'll get there.
>>569790604sounds like typical diamond matches, there's a reason why those faggots are stuck there
>>569791013I feel like I did everything I could to set my dps' up for success. I'm Peni and like 1 second I'm canceling Iron Man ult, the second web is up again I cancel Rogue ult. I don't know what more to do
>>569790073same she is every patch – she's a throw pick.
>>569791460Solo tanking is a nightmare, you need a solid dps or support to duo with.
>>569780218no skins to shill anymore
>>569790604>playing on a weekendI mean, you knew what to expect.
Real question: When are we getting an official Galacta statue like Bishojou or something?
wanna make your shitty team seethe? just tell em "that was heavy, my back hurts"
>>569790604Looks like you still came out with a gain in elo - a positive day is a positive day. Also what really separates mid from high elo in this game is duo-queueing and using your mic. Both are practically required to climb consistently past GM if you don't want to spend 300 games letting statistics do its thing with a 51% win rate. Unless you're just absolutely cracked on a hard carry hero and can 1v3 every game
>>569793290you were probably in my game because i literally said this yesterday to my shitty team after we won in ot because of me. i see it affected you profoundly.
>>569780218We were plenty active before, longer than we usually are, but now we’re in our regular activity cycle, although it’s the slowest we’ve ever been, so maybe that says something especially bad about the current meta/new character >>569793109Probably very soon if they feel the money well is drying up
>>569794357>Probably very soon if they feel the money well is drying upI don't think they have any risk of that. They've expanded the McFarlane line with Strange, Thor, Luna, and Jeff. Jeff is getting a Hot Toys too. Just feels like leaving good money on the table by not marketing the game mascot
>>569793756You had the same common experience a lot of people have and you take it as this guy must have been in your game on the other side of things and is now passively aggressively posting about it because he's salty?That is an insane thought process. You are also a goon poster so it adds up i guess.
>>569793756yes, that was me!! here a pic of me to probe it
>>569794564a lot of us here come to shit post and we are generally in the same rank, i've thrown elgays games before so it wasn't out of the realm of possibility.
>>569746298Tanks in general have no answer to flyers.
Im not having fun with this game anymore.
>>569795589maybe change your name to something that doesnt sound in indian
>>569795734But its animay
>>569785383i feel like White Fox is a pretty sure hit too, since she's another dev OC. i love Hela, but i dunno if they'll do her since the Savage Lands outfit was recent and already risqué, and she's not really that much of a popular pick to begin with, especially when they can go for other girls. maybe Cyke and Jean? Cyke with his red shades feels like a no-brainer, and i doubt they'd give him one without Jean
>>569795589>qmdid someone curse you or something?
>Play tank>retarded sups>Play DPS>retarded tanks>Play sup>retarded DPSWHEN WILL IT FUCKING END
>>569797369She's not a dev OC like Luna
>>569795589Just play ranked
Guys, you told me a tank was necessary?
I genuinely dont care if SW is the worst F-tier hero in the entire game and has a single digit winrate or whatever the fuck, she is absolutely obnoxious to play against
>>569799575Every time you complain about having to solo tank we tell you to fuck it and go fourth dps. Did you think we were joking?
>>569799989I know what you mean the Strange teamup attack is extremely obnoxious to the point of being disorienting even if it isn't that strongAnd her stun bubble is fucking annoying in its own way
>>569791784unff imagine thick ropes of cum all over her face...
>>569795589i didn't know i posted my match history here
>Ranked game. Asgard, cart mission>Start on defense>Get a Lord Rocket>He might have connection issues because his pathing is weird and he disconnects once>Wakes up, weird positioning in a side room, team is wiped>Hangs behind the enemy cart to shoot them>Gets ganged up on, killed>AFK>DisconnectsFuck you
>>569800504imagine licking it clean...
>>569799989>>569800317If you know how to play SW right and rubber band between the frontline and backline, she's an absolute menace.
>>569799989it's not the hero, tier lists dont matter in practice, what matters is that the egirl playing wanda will lose you the game
>>569800740kissing galacta after a gloryhole session..
>>569777157>>569771296
>>569794691I've been paying throwers 5-10 bucks a piece to throw elboycuteian's games. I've been doing it for the better part of 6 months now. I've honestly forgotten why at this point. To be frank, I don't think I'll actually be satisfied until he has gay sex with me.
>>569802094Dress up like Squirrel Girl and you'll get your wish.
>>569793109you gonna get one and hotglue it, anon?
games are so bad that i'd probably have a better chance playing every role by myself
>>569802506I'd do anything as long as he tops me.
>>569802928They need to add a hero that plays the game from spawn like the commander role in Natural Selection 2 so you can micromanage everyone else on your team
>>569802928what if you cloned yourself 5 times
>>569803083would be a dream team
>>569737576Calm down Bishop>>569722059Good Peter post
>>569802938He would do it for money.
>>569737576canonically the sexiest x-men
They need to add a game mode where you get to kiss your waifu after a bunch of anons came on her face. no homo.
>>569802043she fucked some random bitch a few issues ago in her current run
>>569803449but enough about Logan/nate grey
>>569737576Can he be added already. I need his big beast feet
sex with rogue's feetsex with peni's feetsex with the director's feetsex with mantis' feetsex with widow's feetsex with sue's feetsex with wanda's feet
>>569802737Nah I dont do that shit. She's just cute
>>569799575Iron Man has gotten a lot of use this time around, hasn't he?
>retards be "flexing" their animated lord icons like they mean anything >they're shit at the gameno amount of playtime on a character will do you any good if you dont have game sense
>>569803916wrong
Do we have text for the end season card yet that may hint the next two characters after Cyclops?
news tomorrow!
Is the art lead at NetEase an autist?>let's make a super sexy Elsa maid skin with a short skirt and panties>umm actually I changed my mind, put fucking ugly gym short textures on her in mspaint - what, you already made the trailer? whatever, these gweilos surely won't notice the difference in-game>let's make a super sexy Psylocke skin>yeah yeah keep the pink panties, great job, now get out of my office>let's make a super sexy Rogue skin>yeah yeah keep her asscheeks out like that, mmmm niceeeee>let's make a super sexy Mantis university skin with a short skirt and panties>umm actually I changed my mind, put fucking ugly gym short textures on her in mspaint - what, you already made the trailer? whatever, these gweilos surely won't notice the difference in-game
i want cyclops now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is up with all those retards downplaying Gambit? I think they should make gambit unbannable just to punish this retarded community.
>>569805104*Tuesday>>569804046>>569803197
>>569806078wrong webm?
>>569804820Nope. Hank can get some weird furry bitches but those two get them all.
>>569804889i'm guessing it's going to be the Mephisto season >Cyntha von Doom contract brought up a few seasons ago>The Hood is prominent in the comic book>Doomsday is coming up at the end of the year so we're probably building up to something big related to Doom for it and Mephisto is probably going to be an important step along the way a Mephisto season feels like it's imminent. characters are probably going to be The Hood and Ghost Rider
>>569806904We have to circle back to the Heavenly Tournament at some point. Doom season may be closer to movie release.
>>569806904They're not going to release two more dudes next or any time soon. They have to sell to us with new goon material.
>>569806904Both of those together feel somewhat redundant and unlikely were likely getting Hood and some other yahoo with no relation but then again they did go for two animal themed ones
portal>>569809417>>569809417>>569809417
>>569673635You are yes
>>569803563>>569771296
>>569718442Looks like shit
>>569687789We can only hope>>569699048>>569656094Jewish fan fiction isn’t canon
>>569579430But its correct
>>569713992peter parker’s cum dumpthat’s all you need to know >>569719141spitting image of xhir even
>>569804082die
