Mini-Game EditionWhat is /crpgg/?A community dedicated to all past, current, and upcoming Computer Role Playing Games Such as:Arcanum, ATOM RPG, Avernum, Baldur's Gate, Black Geyser, Colony Ship, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Drova, Encased, Expeditions, Fallout, Gene Forge, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might and Magic, Necromancer's Tale, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, SKALD, Solasta, Sovereign Syndicate, The Elder Scrolls, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vagrus - The Riven Realms, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.Newly Released: Esoteric Ebb, Banquet for Fools, Stellar Tactics, Zero ParadesIn Development: Altheia, Avaria, Legends of Awen, Rakshasa, Solasta II,Underrail 2>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.png>Computer Role Playing Games Resources:https://pastebin.com/NEvHHATehttps://monkposter.github.io/community.html>Thread QuestionMini-games Y/N? Previous Role-play:>>569690021
First for disco dancing with Discordance
nobody's going to discuss underrail because you made it an OP froggybitch
>lolcow now hates under raillmao
Underrail is a fantastic game you negroidal subhuman and it has seen plenty of discussion here before. You don’t even deserve a (you)
>>569748016you learned that buzzword from codex, boy?
Hypatia will break this general.
When is Owlcat going to give us an asian waifu
>>569748394Touma, bro. Touma is right there.
>>569748147froggy coded post
>>569748394Jae is Asian thoughbeit
>>569748476What part of "waifu" do you not understand>ask about women>some retard comes in and mentions a man
>>569748586All Asians are effeminate. There are no Asian “men”
The romances are>Discordance >Ra'akhti >Aspyce and>Laarthyr >ToumaThe others are supporting characters
Mommy
>>569748394Sorry you can only play as an asian waifu.
>>569748394It's illegal, if there's an asian female there has to be a catch (elf, foxgirl, non-romanceable etc)
>>569748515there is no Asia in Thedas
>>569748689They dropped the tech priest romance?
>>569748765Bait or retarded, call it
>>569748786No romances have even been confirmed, some anons have just decided that Hypatia isn't a romance because she's the least developed companion in the Beta
>>569748724She's no Jenny Kingmaker that's for sure.
>>569748786Looks that way. The three females I listed have a lot of content and personality, and the techpriest almost doesn't exist. I think 4 females is too much so it'll just be those three.
>>569748917Owlcat talked about the tech priest romance in that interview tho
>>569748394>posts a literal childI know what you are
>>569748928I always loved the Kingmaker backgrounds. Beautiful nature, steppes and mountains. It really makes me want to live in the Stolen Lands as this desolate fantasy frontier
What's with troons being utterly obsessed with having lesbian romances?
>>569749137>omg omg omg please care about what this redditor has to sayneck yourself
>>569749002Maybe, but the evidence in the beta is that they've shifted focus. They never mentioned anything about the blank or the bird in that interview, but both have had a ton of work put into them.They're both also a more interesting character idea than a techpriestess
>>569749137Redditors being utter faggots (derogatory). Nothing is new under the sun.
>>569749025I know what I am too. And I love it.
>>569749002I know. I personally think it's just shitposting/bait from some anons, since assuming so much from the Beta being unfinished seems like a great leap of reason
Nobody will be romanceable
>>569749201This is true. Man, how embarrassing for Owlcat after saying this to the interviewer only to be shut down behind the scenes by GW.
>>569749201>They're both also a more interesting character idea than a techpriestessAh there it is, that's why you're shitposting
>>569749304not a crpg
>>569749313Isn’t it kinda odd though? The tech priest was first indirectly revealed in that interview and it’s been a little while. To have so little done compared to all other companions for a companion Owlcat was apparently excited for…i don’t know.
>fat old tech priest>probably dogmatic>is an officerlmao what were they thinking with this companion?
>>569750014Officers just let me finish turns faster. Good. Now there’s even less of a reason to let Jae live.
>>569749701I don't know, all of this "Look bwos, GW raped Starrok over the railing and forced them to remove Hypatia's romance!!" feels like shitposting and baitIf Hypatia isn't a romance, then she isn't one, and if she is, she is. We won't know for sure until Owlcat tells us, and just repeating that she isn't won't change that. In the end one side will be right, and if I'm proven wrong and she isn't a romance like you anons say, then I'll be wrong.
>>569750014>>is an officerYou say this like if it was a bad thing, nobody uses Jae and Cassia spends the majority of the game focusing on her navigator stuff
>>569749374sawyer strikes again
I use Jae.
>>569750286I use Jae too (as fertilizer)
>>569750286No you don't
I think anons are overestimating how much GW cares. They okay'd Cassia's romance even though Navigators are literally never seen as waifu material. Also it's not like Admech chicks are unfuckable, Ciaphas Cain fucks one. The only thing they'll never sign off on is an Aeldari chick being classic romance hence you get whatever the fuck Yrilet's "romance" was since that's consistent with their MO of hating Aeldari waifufags.
>>569748893for some reason my brain read Isabela lol
All I want is a Discordance and Ra’akthi romance and I’m happy.
>>569750580>Navigators are literally never seen as waifu material... yes, that's the point, nobody cares about navigators that's why they didn't care either
>>569750616Well good news because everything points to that. Not least of all Ra'akhti's sex bomb voice acting.
>>569750616This. I genuinely don't care about Aspyce.
>>569750731Lovely
>>569750580>Navigators are literally never seen as waifu materialOne of the characters in the Night Lords trilogy get a navigator pregnant. It's a big part of the storyBut yeah, I don't think GW cares in most cases. Just shitposting and/or bait
>>569750760Yeah she’s pretty boring compared to the alternatives. Maybe if Owlcat had gone for her concept art portrait there would be some interest, but no, so meh.
How's the Gothic Remake?
>>569750915>the attractive woman is boringDon't worry, she'll be batshit insane and a cunt just how you like it
>>569750965Her concept art was attractive but her beta portrait art is not attractive at all. I’ll stick with the xenos and blank if this keeps up.
Kind of disappointed with the art style of the upcoming Expeditions game. Even the weird Vikings portraits had charm. I get that this studio is an offshoot of the original studio and they probably have even less budget but this legit looks like a mobile game.
all you people care about are the dollies you don't even like crpgs
This guy is really complaining about Chorda not being attractive while he wants to fuck this bird thing that sweats shit
>>569750928Not a crpg. But I'm having fun. Only issue is performance.
>>569751181Yes?
>>569751108The portraits in Viking weren't all that weirdAgreed otherwise though, the style doesn't look good at all
What will be the best female romance in DH for my 18 year old straight white male Amalathian twink?
>>569751329Sylvester Stallone
>>569750014I'd be fine with him if he didn't had that jumpscare of a normal human head.
>>569751108I will smooch Ishiko
>>569751181Someone at Owlcat has patrician tastes.
>>569751534you know that's a boy right?
>>569751108>Raina>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raina_(surname)It's ogre
>>569751181If you'd played the beta, you would get it.Ra'akhti is somehow genuinely attractive Aspyce is annoying and would only appeal to Jaefags.
>>569751817She will appeal to stinkfags
>>569751862That’s me.
>>569751854We'll see once the game is out.
>>569751854>Ra'akhti is somehow genuinely attractiveonly her voice. she's still a bird alien and not even an attractive looking one like Turians.
>>569749025>See young women>Call it a childI have hagfags fatigue..
>>569751987"young woman"
>oh acolyte I'm EVER so bored>such a charming boy>teehee don't you enjoy entertaining meThis bitch is a lolcow
>>569751987>I have hagfags fatigue..you and the troons fight it out, don't bring us into this
>>569749201>>569749450I can see it going both ways:1. GW initially shut them down, and Owlcat wrote her as a regular companion. But then they got their clanker fuckers permit and had to scramble to rewrite her.2. Owlcat were so confident they'd win that they wrote her as a love interest, only for GW to tell them, "for the last time, no."The first option requires both sides to be retarded; the second is Owlcat being excessively cocky and retarded.There's also the third, secret route: she was never meant to be a romance and was written like a normal companion, but Owlcat simply fucked up some Deep Lore (like with Marzi's heretic romance ending), and the GW overseers told them to redo it.
>>569751987>looks 12>"young women"pedoshit
>>569751108The game apparently is an early acess. People were clowning about the art style, so I want to hope that they will fix it eventually
>>569752152Owlcat wanted to expand their fetishes and add mpreg to Hypatia's romance but GW got spooked out by their excitement and cancelled it.
Pigliet
>>569752118Kek no one complains more about young women than roasties
>>569752378The more Yrliet looked for Elantach, the more Elantach wasn't there
The real DH waifus will be in DLCs
Honestly Cassia is very 18 year old coded so romancing her feels ick especially since your RT is canonically established in their previous field with at least over a decade of experience.
prime fresh and young fish pussy
Fish can't consent
>>569752281He even referred to the "young woman" by 'it', lmfao.
>>569751817If they were going to include a token brown character, they could have atleast made him a monk that's far more realistic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhisenabut they decided to make another generic brown pirate slut like isabela and jae
>>569752353This is likely. Why else would it be «the craziest romance».
>>569750616>Ra'akthi and Discordance are now in a romance, with each othercongrats
imagine if DH only 2 romancable women due to GW mandate firbiding blank, tech priest and kroot romance. Meanwhile all men apart from Cogg are romancable
>>569753193: / no….. : / / / / /
>>569752629she is literally 19 and the only one in your retinue with an actual ageyour RT could be anywhere between mid-to late 20s (depending on backstory) and somewhere in their sixties or older
>>569753258We went from Tech Priest, Blank and Kroot to token nigress and boring white female being the only romances while women get to feast on Larry and Touma. I can see it happening.
>>569753096>Why else would it be «the craziest romance».They also called Kibellah's romance that.
>>569749137uh oh.. discordance bros, we're about to get owlcucked!
>>569753494Source?
>>569753494They did not, actually.
Do you think RT DLC 4 will have a good waifu? What do you expect her to be?
>>569753571Having an abuse victim from childhood with trauma be an exclusively lesbian romance would be way too realistic and dark. It’s like if this was a dude and he was exclusively gay, too. We all known the implications of such sexual deviancy.
I honestly like her yandere ending over her "gives you a baby" ending.
>>569753580Pff, I'm not searching through two years of discord brainrot to find the exact description. I remembered that they hyped her romance pre-release as being "something we've never done before" levels of "crazy". That apparently translated to subservient waifu that kisses the ground you walk on, kek.
>>569753641The likely choices
>>569753879>no proofYeah I think that they didn't do that at all and you're just making shit up to get mad at, like always.
>>569753964You can think whatever you want, anon.
>>569753879>That apparently translated to subservient waifu that kisses the ground you walk on, kek.what's wrong with this?
>>569753875Let me guess. A pasqals troonster meme?
>>569748586Same shit, same mental illness. Having female waifu doesn't make you not gay
>>569754053It makes his axe wound flare up
So who else is skipping DLC 3?And what needs to be in DLC 4 to make you buy/pirate the pass and do another replay?
>>569753879If it’s not in the press then there’s no source.
>>569754180I couldn't care less about the new companion but I do want the augments.
>>569754180>And what needs to be in DLC 4 to make you buy/pirate the pass and do another replay?Another basic dogmatard human for me please!
>>569754180I like the augmetics and the fat admech lets me skip out on Jae so I’m getting it.
I want to relax on a paradise planet
>>569754180DLC 4 needs to have either a cool xeno or an amazingly hot romancable waifu if they're doing more humans. But preferably both. Even if it's an Eldar woman. Otherwise I don't care to play the game a third time.
>>569754180I am skippimg not because I am mad at DLC 3 or want waifus, but wanna wait till full season pass 2 is out for my 4th playthrough. I like DLC 3 as a comcept, I love Admech and the augments seem cool. What I really hope for is by the time last DLC is out, we get that Brutal mode which is supposed to cap some of the retarded number scaling and nerf heroics. Or we get some balance patches that make the game slightly harder at the least.
What if they’re saving all the xenos companions for the DH dlc?
>>569754180When DLC 4 releases I will do a third run with dlc 3 and 4The only reason I'm skipping 3 is that I don't want to replay the game for a single DLC, I always wait out at least 2 dlcsI also skipped void shadows until lex was out, which was painful but was worth it in the end as I played all of it without burning out
Willpower or constitution check to lick Ra’akthi’s skin please
>>569755184This is the equivalent of licking an asshole that has never been cleaned
>>569755272
>>569755272False. Kroot practice hygiene.
>>569753801Touma will be gay now, thanks.
>>569755272If that’s the case Caiphas Cain touched shit when he shook the Kroots hand in one of the books. And we all know that isn’t the case. You’re just shitposting. If Caiphas Cain could get along with Kroot so can I.
imagine playing rogue trader more than twice
>>569755703Touma was raped in the hot sweltering summer of M41 993. By none other than his mentor.
>>569754053Nothing, but that hardly translates into "craziest romance"
>>569755903I have 500+ hours in the game and started countless runs but I’ve only completed it fully once
>>569754180Not me, I'm not a sperg
>>569755903Yeah... Imagine
Are there any "isekai" themed crpgs?
>>569747538I had a hacking skill to do this shit for me. I shouldn't need actual irl scripting knowledge to rp "my guy hacks the terminal"
Why are astartes bolters so shit? 3 bullet burst? My diarrhea has a better burst than this. No wonder Argenta mogs despite having worse stat spread
Jae would have (You)r kid no doubt
>>569755903there's three paths thoughever
>>569758286Yeah, like Bonnie Blue.
>Abelard flashes back to his wife struggle with giving birth in the warp>Develops dementia and hallucinates her if you take him to Commoragh
>>569758379Two are identical and one is retarded. Game worth playing twice - once with the inquisition endings, once with the retard ending if you can stomach that
>>569758476Dementia is against the navy handbook. You WILL announce me where ever I choose to go, Abelard.
>>569758476>immediately forgets all about it and begins breeding black womenall's well
>>569758476Did she consider not giving birth in the warp? Maybe she wouldn't have struggled then
>>569758698oh my gosh it's an unironic calzone throaterthought you had all died out
>>569758729that's only because he asked to retire and RT said 'No' and now he's stuck for YEARS on the ship and can't see his family
>>569758852>being this mad
Who do we even replace Abelard with? Janris? I imagine Janris would make for a decent Seneschal
>>569758729Where does this thing with Abelard and Jocasta come from? Is it in an ending slide?
>>569759017who's mad nigga
>>569758286Yours among many others
>>569759276yes"There were whispers among the crew that one of Mistress Sauerback's children had Werserian blood in him. Something of the noble features particular to that family could be discerned in the young man's genteel face. Whether it was true — whether Jocasta's resolute, uncompromising nature could have, and had, attracted the venerable Seneschal — remained a mystery."
>>569758852there's plenty of them on reddit and they all cross post here
>>569759443Thought this was a meme but now I don't know how to feel about it.
>>569758476Just don't take him with you. The dynasty needs someone competent in charge while you visit rape-a-palooza.
>>569759443abelard likes getting pegged...
>>569759878But then I can't hit him with the imperial handbook line, which is a banger
I use toybox to put everyone in my party before I go to cumragIf I have to suffer everyone else has to too
>>569754180What would the DLC 4 companion even be?I assume it's a woman since Techbro was male.Will they give us a xeno or another human
>Use toybox to enable multiple romances>Still manage to fail every single romance at some point or anotherYou simply cannot reach my level of truecel.I'm too advanced for any of you to even comprehend it.
People who have never been to cumrag and will never go: Cassia, Jae, Kebab. Not because I pitty them, but because I think they're boring
>>569760205just sit down and enjoy your fourth dogmafag dear
>>569760343>they are boring so I will never do the thing to give them character developmentyou take ARGENTAshut up
>>569760205>What would the DLC 4 companion even be?No one hopefully. I don't need another companion
>>569760918They don't get character development in cumrag, xister. Yes, I will take Argenta because it's funny just how weak sauce her torture is compared to some others and because I generally find her interjections funner then the other three's
>>569760918Don't reply to the Yrlikek
>>569761140>how weak sauce her torture is compared to some othersThe Emperor protects
>>569760343I always make sure to take Jimmy (so he can seethe at Achilleas), Pasqal (I like him) and Argenta (she has fun in there) and never take Abelard (so he doesn't get dementia). The rest is whoever unlucky enough.
>>569761269More like GW protects, they can't let the woman faction suffer. At most you can make them act like idiots, but no pain, setbacks, or suffering allowed to the SoB
>>569761232>no argument>QUICK BRING OUT THE YDS!I'll have you know I only brought her once, but once is already more than zero, in case you have trouble with basic math
>YDSToo obvious
>>569761398GW is the Emperor in the meta sense, so it fits
>>569761398it's quite alright, they consent to being butchered.
>>569761540True
>>569749002Yes, and they specifically said they were going to "push hard" to make her a romance. Does it really surprise you that GW didn't care how hard they pushed and just said no? It's not Owlcats IP, they don't get the final say.
>>569760205I don't think it will be a "dogmatic human"It will either be a xeno (My bet Eldar harlequin or corsair since an Eldar gate is needed to enter the location and it says 'shaped by this place' a normal human would not really survive there) or if it is a human it would be heavily altered by the warp to survive there some kind of corrupted psyker since again it says 'shaped by this place' it won't be a normal human
>>569761862it will almost certainly be a member of wrath umboldt's crew
>>569751078It is amazing how the concept art was so much better, and then they gave her a manjaw and broad shoulders since it is verboten to make a feminine looking character, especially if they're a romance.
>>569759878I don't. It's just I did the first time, and I felt like shit afterward.
>yrliet invites you to the ambush>at this point achilleas is alrady dead>he's still standing in the main hall with JimmyThey really didn't think this whole thing through
>>569761953Do you ever tire of pretending to be persecuted?
>>569761482>defending yids
>>569761398They're so retarded in DH that an entire squad of them, along with their Canoness, killed themselves via their sheer stupidity. From what I've seen, their fans were pretty butthurt about it.
>>569761829>owlkeks>push hardI doubt it. They are too dependant on IP rights holders for their existance to push for anything.
>>569761829We won't know if she made the cut until we know. Could be she didn't, could be they got the greenlight and are keeping her stuff secret for now. That old survey also asked about adding romances to existing companions so I wonder if DH will do that with dlcs or not. I wonder more about Disco because blank romance writes itself but she's also described as young and fragile which gives me Ember vibes.
>>569762393Why? Sosters dying in droves without achieving anything is the most canon friendly thing owltards have ever written>>569761953Here, you whiny little bitch. Fucking annoying cunt, god damn. Use further ai to add balloon tits or something if you're still feeling oppressed
I haven't been here in awhile, has anyone been discussing anything other than 40slop or the PF games?what do we call posting our playing again? blogposting? playblogging? Anyhow more of that, but not of RT or PF.
>>569762856Anon is posting zero parades. Nobody cares and it's hard to follow because he's very sporadic about it
>>569762778What's weird about their whining is that they latch onto girls that are way uglier.
Wizards get no pussy lmao
>>569763062Gale got groomed by a butterface goddess
>>569762963I'd care. I even like it when I don't like the games, like that wizardry anon from some time ago, no interest in the games at all but it was fun to follow
The CrownThe OrbMystra
>>569762393SoB fans seem really easily slighted in general.At least it's fitting, considering how the SoBs refuse to believe the Canoness and her Sisters managed to accidentally kill themselves, just seething furiously when you tell them and refusing to work with the Cabal in the future because of it
>>569763238I'm not sure how that works. Sisters are the official military arm of Ordo Hereticus and they can just say "No thanks, bro"?
>>569759816It happens exclusively if you refuse to let him retire, so he goes a little mad
>Reach the ending, Baldur's gate is saved>I'm a hero>Shadowheart wants the two of us to share the rest of our lives together>She clearly loves me now>whisper in her ear>"You'll have to do a lot more hipwork before I commit to any legwork">Kill her parents
>>569763371I assume it's less flat out refusing, and more just "We would, but we have X thing preventing us" or some other such thing that would let them not help out
>>569763238nothing can happen to muh ladywomen are totally as capable as men are if you give them power armor
>>569763525Have a treato. It'll make you feel better
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me>confront him about it later so things aren't weird. >he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me">later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen">turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear">he just stares at me smiling like he's won something>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"Why am I travelling with this literal sex offender
>>569763715Gale's thick, creamy, homemade Hundur sauce...
>>569762657Disco is specifically described as "early 20s" so she's young but not too young
>>569762083maybe with the next DLC they finally decide to update that scene>Jimmy: Hm, Achilleas is missing, wonder where he went to love how they find him in the ending in the basement after like MONTHS because apparently nobody ever checked up on the dude who went missing and nobody actually cared
>>569759231Yeah Janris would be promoted under such circumstances He even looks like a seneschal
>>569749136i agree, it WOULD be very cool to live in a desolate fantasy frontier and self defence rape female bandits to protect the innocent
how were Swordhaven and Banquet for Fools received here and generally?
>>569764476
>>569759231I hire his cousin Hubelard
Is /bgg/ dead? Why are you guys posting here?
>>569764647Generally nobody cared
>>569764697
Why Greybor suck ass?
owlcat owes me adepta sororitas rape
>>569764647I'm still waiting to try both, games always release as shit at first especially outside experienced studiosI'm planning to buy both but I'm in no rush
gachatard dismissal is the most ringing endorsement of greyCHAD you could make
https://youtu.be/iE_1opGSkmE?t=356
>>569764647Banquet for Fools seems to have been well liked all aroundOpinion on Swordhaven was/is pretty mixed, especially since the devs seem to have just abandoned it in favour of making ATOM RPG 2
>>569765202Please stay in your containment thread >>>/vg/bgg/
>>569765046Because nobody told his writer that the edgy badass manlet spot was already taken
>>569765041kek
>>569764476Leave the choir boy alone.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T TALK ABOUT A CRPG IN THE CRPG GENERAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>569765439Choir boys are best for hand holding and sex
>>569765046Aruefags still seething.Nothing wrong with Greybor.
I wish you could agree with him and just switch companions midway through
>>569765439but hes cute
Does Saro sound middle eastern?
>>569765643More like vaguely Eastern European
>>569765643he looks arab, look at his nose
>>569764647>Banquet for FoolsFrom the little I've played back when it was still in ea, I loved it. Very atmospheric with fun oldschool gameplay. Wish I had more free pc time to pick it up now that it released.
>>569766038I'm asking about the voice, not the looks. I know who looks persian
>>569766113Kinda vaguely foreign. Drifts between Spanish, Arab, and even Slavic
>Successfully gaslight a guy into thinking he's wrong and a traitor for not wanting to turn his people into a bunch of crazy cannbialsThis shit is so retarded it loops back to being funny
>>569766113he looks arab so his voice is arab bro
>>569766221Amazing writing
>>569765573>>569766221why did you pick wendog
>>569766221no, it's right, going by his retarded tribal lawtism
>>569766205no wonder he hates himself, he can't even tell which nationality he is
>>569767057He's of a cutie-patootie nathinality
>>569766205I'm slavic and I just hear a spanish accent from him.
Birb and Gaymar, Gaymar and Birb
I'm not going to marr the flesh of those made in the Emperor's image with crude metal implants, and I also don't need another tech priest when we already have Pasqal, and I also don't need another dogmatic human. So at first this dlc seems like a possible skip, or at least not enough for another playthrough on it's own and I'll wait for dlc4 to do them both together.However, the possibility exists that he's a necron specialist, or perhaps even the necron involvement will begin with this guy having mindshackle scarabs or something like that, and exploring the infinite meuseion with Trazyn probably will be fun or funny, so I think I will go ahead and at least start a new playthrough and see how it goes. I haven't played RT in several months.
>>569766548Because it's been a while since I've picked her
>>569768096Uh-oh, birbros? What part of himself is he gonna give her to consume? I predicted this. I was sure that haymar and kroot were gonna have some "you're a great hunter" schtick going on
>>569767548His full name is Saro Miguel de Espino and now we're all part of the SPANISH inquisition>please make it an actual joke
>>569768285>Saro Miguel de EspinoPleb name. Needs at least 5 more middle names, one of which is female of course. Maria or Isabella preferably
HoMM3 crpg when
>>569769036does he know?
>>569753875Based Owlcat, buckbreaking fags
>>569762778AI really is going to win in the end. Artists are done.
>>569769564saar........
>she think it will stop at artists
>>569768418Pleauthur to meet thoo, I am Saro Alejandro Luis Ithabella Maria Franthico de Ethpino
>>569769703shut the fuck up troon no one cares that you hate ai
>>569769379well, they are Russian. what do you expect?
>>569770156saar the slop just took from the concept art which an artist made. sloppa asypce doesn't even match the background
>>569770301yeah no shit retard you're not a genius obviously someone put the concept art into an ai because they hated the changes in the actual oneholy fuck troons are retarded
>>569770434smartest sloppa saar
Can you fags explain what exactly is wrong with the beta portrait?
>>569770517keep seething you disgusting faggot no one will commission you, no one will hire you, you're done
>>569770301I'm ok with hags, but why did they age her up so much? And gave her stronger features too
>>569770643Yes my patreon furbux
>>569770570She looks more like a hag and less slender. I don't like her chin guard armor plate whatever you call it. I will put them together hold on
>>569770570Personally I think that the salor moon skirt looks stupid. Other than that - nothing
Imagine letting Indians live rent free in your heads
>>569770570made her fatter, or her clothes more thicker, which makes her look less elegant and more like some scottish redhead thot doing a cosplay
>>569770658>why did they age her up so much?Probably because she's as old as Theodora
>>569770570The beta was cuter but I guess aasypce is supposed to be old
>>569771135now that i'm looking at it the concept art does just look like 18 while right has hit the wall
more like aspyce chuda
I'm writing today and not playing ME3 but I want you to see the fuckass kicks this mod put Dr. Chakwas in.
>>569771096she will groom young acolytes
>>569772019And I will let her.
>>569772167Would he fall for Theodora's wily tricks?
>>569770884>I don't like her chin guard armor plateIt seems to be there in the concept art as well. You can see a yellow rim going around her chin, though it's not as prominent
>a 350 year old mental case >a bird monster >a woman that smells like poopIt’s so fucking bad. They should have found me and asked me to apply for a concept position, I could have saved this trainwreck before it slammed into and through the stoppage barrier but no, they gave the guy who wrote Yrilet back his pencil
>>569772508>>a 350 year old mental casePerfect for me. I love waifus with an attitude>>569772439It suddenly dawned on me why femoids love the metal chin implant - it hides their second and third chin
>>569772508The guy who wrote Yrliet was a girl and she also wrote Cassia, although knowing you, you're probably going to complain about that too
>>569769379So what does that mean now that a kroot is in the game?
Yeah, I got filtered by the Gothic remake. I guess I am getting too old because my tolerance for eurojank has lowered significantly.
>>569768268He's not very receptive to her, so far anyway
>>569773560Wenduag all over again
>>569772439>it's not as prominentyeah
>>569773672Yep >"Hunter.... you are strong. I am strong. It makes sense to stay together">purred Ra'akhti, sexily She literally says this when you recruit her
>>569772870Only played 2 Owlcat games but I find it absurd when the excuse is “we like to experiment, we’re artists. *haughty laughter* when pretty much every female romance has a ‘tude. Wendaug, Camellia, Jae, Yrilet, now this field surgeon woman, Discord? Please >>569772912The guy who wrote Yrilet is a fat and I already hated Cassia by association so the joke is on you. You don’t know me
>>569772508We were promised the admech girl. What happend to her?
>>569774126>We were promised the admech girlThis never happened
i love heinrix
is there supposed to be some sort of hidden secret in here or is this just random?
>>569774004Yrliet, Jae and Cassia were all written by a woman retard>I already hated CassiaOf course you do, you hate everything>NOOO I HATE WOMEN WITH AN ATTITUDE>Ok have this girl who is nothing but nice to you as long as you're nice to her>NOOOO
>>569774329>>NOOO I HATE WOMEN WITH AN ATTITUDE>>Ok have this girl who is nothing but nice to you as long as you're nice to her>>NOOOOidk why but this is really funny
>>569773560Tsundere, huh?
think about how much time you spend each day talking to internet strangers about how your virtual dollies smooch
>>569774638He's married to Epione
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI7227GHvQY
>>569772508yes you cry about every game's option, we know this
>>569774301
>>569774329All written by a fat man. Since you’re defending them(screaming) I’m sure you’re a fat man too which naturally means you like older women with a bossy ‘tude
>>569774329>as long as you're nice to herThere's always a catch
>>569774308I think you can interact with those effigies if you change form to a ghost
why does everyone ignore epione like she's not female
>>569775165>All written by a fat manWhy are you trying to force this meme? Even if it was true, literally what does it matter?
>>569775297>why does everyone ignore epione
>>569751854>Aspyce is annoying and would only appeal to Jaefags.Aspyce is nothing like Jae. She has zero of her sass, her street smarts or her roguish smile and hearty open bosom
>>569774915Not enough>>569775174There's always kebab that will eat your shit regardless of how you treat her
>bring all the evidence on rykad that the governor's defense sucks lemons>"wait you're the guy who fucked up spectacularly at [insert event]? hahahaha fuck off"no one told me RT was a humiliation ritual...
Withered old prune: *chuckles aristocratically* I would love to dig my talons into your young flesh, but… *she trails off* I have a better idea.. *smiles dangerously*The Hero: *looking into the camera* I have a turbulent relationship with my mother.
>>569775423Idira is pretty hereLike Julie Andrews
>>569775297she's black
>>569759231
>>569775502It's the funniest if your "fuck up" was being born a bastard or getting tortured. Like, bro, what the fuck do you want from me?
>>569775502Serves you right for choosing [Humiliation] as your low point.Should have chosen [Torture] so Jocasta will let you smash
>>569775770>Should have chosen [Torture] so Jocasta will let you smashEw
Made myself cry again imagining DH waifu scenarios to make myself upset
>>569775297Boring No personality Dull VA
>>569775852>anon's face when
>>569775502They should have just changed it to be "With all due respect, PC, you're not the boss of me. Winterscale is, so bugger off"
I'm going to recruit Aspyce and bench her for the entire gameLet her hang around the Bastion loading bay, or wash dishes on the guncutter if she's so "bored"
>>569776125If you could actualy assign unrecruited companions to do chores around the ship it would be a fun management game to bring out their character more. but owlkek would never be so based
>>569759231>>569764231who replaces the high-fat totem?
>>569750014If he isn't actually a Gretchen piloting a mech suit than I don't give a shit.
>>569773560Pass the ball, Haymar
I will use Touma over Asypce
>>569775297They know she's already mine
>>569777301>Look Toumar, that's you
>no green hwitch archetype
>>569775275yeah, I know, I just thought maybe if I collect all those essences some hidden secret is going to be unlocked
>>569777301Sad wet cat supremacy
>>569778207I don't understand this reference
>>569775423Image was called "retinue looks at Marazhai", notice Yrliet being the only one who seems happy
>>569775297Grocery store auntie
Touma's gimmick is that if he were to break morale, instead he goes into anime protagonist mode. But since I was playing a morale boost officer, his gimmick never happened, so he was just a below average officer with effectively no ability. Aspyce is a demoralization specialist (lol) with a specialization in humiliation (lol) and her unique ability is a humiliation ritual (not joking) so she was at all times useful.She was also just sort of flip and immature in the beta, she's here to have fun and it's all just an adventure distraction for her, I might have liked her had I not had the additional context of knowing her story and knowing she's a terrible person.
>>569778361I do
>>569774980This band seems pretty goodOr at least the songs from them you've posted have been really nice
>>569778361He just has sad wet cat energy after almost being thrown under the buss by your Inquisitor mentor.That and then some anon made a tuna joke about the way his name was pronounced.
>>569779218That is without a doubt the most idiotic thing I've ever heard
>>569779382cat memes are never idiot, silly anon
Sex with Discordance while Aspyce watches
>>569778060They give free stats use a guide and get them all.
i prefer “touma” as in tumor that had to be removed like nurse he has a touma give me the scalpel or whatever
>>569779038
>>569779769Sounds like how an Italian-American would pronounce tumor
>>569779769kek
>>569778207I will fix Touma
>>569778445>Yrliet: I'm not the most disliked person on the ship anymore!
I will rub Touma's stumps and light his cigs
>>569778445Shippers are so fucking stupid, why would the RT react like that when she's the one who brought him in?
RT dlc with augmetics will allow us to make nuggets!
I want to lick kroot armpits
>>569781106He's naked
>>569781184that one anime pic of the nugget girl in the hospital bed
No one plays Ministorum priest? If I ever play RT that'd be my first choice. I can even have a SOB bodyguard
I know it's just first impressions, but why would I ever interact with the crew of Clockwork Revolutions?Same issue with Outer Worlds games
>>569781353>girl
>>569781443Combo of it being kinda underwhelming for two years before the buffs and people using Argenta a lot anyway.
>>569781106>foids are retardedmore news at 11
>>569781213This but her featureless neither regions
>>569781106its a meme post
>>569781240Hmmm naked Marzipan
Odds - I clean my kitchen. Evens - I clean my bedroomHere's a character portrait for you in the meantime
Anyone got a good shot of Discordance’s ass yet?
>>569781534Abelard after i'm done with him
>>569782062Why are you like this
>>569782306I like ass and I like Discordance
New DH trailerhttps://youtu.be/w4TWPQ8de-k
>>569782043>the fucking codpiece
>>569782510skin color?
>>569783007Nothing interesting. More or less just a remake of trailers we had a year ago but with the current game assets.
>>569783206White, as I am Nordic.
>>569783009honestly why even be born noble if you aren't going to assert codpiece dominance?
>>569783009Protect the future of von Valancius
more like shadowwalk to be quite h
Dark Heresy is my favorite Owlcat game so far
>>569785015what if your waifu only has bad endings
>>569785015Same and I haven't even played it
>>569785134 The journey is more important than the destination.
>>569785134Her bad ending is ending up with me
>>569785134I hope she cucks me
>>569785134My waifu is not from Dark Heresy
>>569785134It can’t be as bad as camfags literally coping with a fake ending mod
>>569785546But it can be as bad as coping with OOC fanart of your waifu
>>569785134That'd be grim, and dark.
>>569785134Lies! Leave the bird alone!
>>569785680But camfags did that too. That marriage portrait.
>>569748394She looks like a child
Jagged Alliance 4 when
>>569786669This website gets all pissed when you mention this
>>569785134Then i would rally my fellow r*dditors and d*scordtrannies to force devs to add a happy ending. Just like Karlach.
Fuck....there has to be a way. Im Klaasje simping again at the expense of the mission but I have to find a way to make this work. I cant never play a bad guy
Forcing Ra’akthi to college her stink sweat in jars!
Any err pee gee announced at the xbox or pc games thing?
>>569787824Literally zero
>>569786669good
I don't care if Klaasje ripped me off last time, I'll always risk it all for pretty women. Let's fucking make this even more risky.I also haven't gotten the change to wang someone yet. I keep hoping to use my gun...but nothing.
>>569786669she's built to appeal to gamers, you wouldn't get it
SAAAAAAAAAAQR THE DLC 4 COMPANION NEEEEDS TO BE A XENO WAIFU SAAAAAAAAAAAAR I NEEED TO CUM TO ELDAR TAU BOOBA SAAAAAAR OTHERWISE I WON'T BUY SAAAAAAR
>>569787929Why do indie devs love card games and hate rpgs
>>569788504Cardslop builder is easier to make.
>>569788490I say this.
>>569788550Maybe, but my goty last year was a card game and it's a better game than many
>>569788490/crpgg/ is saying this.
Where are all my fellow tragedyfags? I love bad ends.
>>569788490wifes
>>569788954Thoughts on Maive?
>>569788954Plenty of people with low IQ love those in RT without thinking if they make sense or not
i have fantasy fatigue
>>569789038It's not really satisfying if it's just>AND THEN SHE EXPLODEDin the ending slideRT's bad ends were kinda disappointing in general.
>>569788954How tragic are we talking? I'm not opposed to them, though bittersweet is more my jam
>>569789146all the crpgs posted in the past week have been modern to sci-fi
>>569789038She should have had a good ending with really bad implications. Maybe something like>She went on to have a happy life with her husband>Had 5 kids whom were all managed to become sanctioned psykers
>>569789769According to hints her ending was mandated by GW
>>569789769Where are the bad implications?
>Her life was happy and her love to the protagonist pure, but she slipped on a banana peel and broke her neck, living the rest of her days in a paralyzed stateKino, cinema even.
it doesn’t matter that I have tongue fucked sluts, fucked girls raw in the public bathroom before class, stained my friend’s sheets after fucking in his bed, had my dick sucked by some random whore, ate out my ex countless times in varying positions, gotten kicked out of a club for fingerfucking some girl, or fucked girls I don’t even remember. I deserve a pure virgin(a girl with self respect)
>>569790016>give birth to only psykers>all are healhy>all manage to pass the test>from a chaos corrupted motherObvious tzeentch fuckery.
>>569790268This but she also cuckolds me
>>569779218It's perfect, i'll scratch his neck. LOVE cats! Jimmy's nothing like one though. t. has been working with cats for 10 years
>>569790308Real mary sue vibes>w-well her weakness is that she's clumsy tee-hee
>>569790268dimalchio...
>>569790526>well she's weak to anal tee-hee
>>569790709poop comes from there
>>569790709I forgive your mary sue if this is part of her bio
Looked up lorefags on leddit explaining Night Lords...so is this just a fancy way of saying murderschizos?
>>569790762Good.
>>569790762not dissimilar to the exhaust port on the death star, methinks
>>569789769thats femcel rt x jimmy's destiny
>>569790920Read the Night Lords Omnibus
>Looked up things on reddit please reply to my baitHow about no
>>569790920Basically
>>569790920>The thing to understand about the Night Lords is that they respect nobody and nothing. They are the ultimate nihilists, atheists in a universe where they know gods exist.>And so the Night Lords are free. They are the only truly free legion, in their eyes. They have cast off the shackles of restraint and authority. No one will be raised above them again, be it chapter master or legion commander or Primarch or God. They choose their own paths, moving from warband to warband, drawn to strength or opportunity as they see fit. They prey on the Imperium out of spite, out of revenge, but also out of righteous anger - these worlds were promised, these mewling humans were to be theirs. The Night Lords do as they wish, obeying only their whims and the whims of those strong enough to lead these murderous post-humans. Some will tire of this life, for it comes with constant danger and fear of death. Some will give their souls - or lose them against their will, for the warp is powerful and insidious - in an effort to gain power or succour. But true Night Lords will never allow themselves to fall in this way. They will remain pure. They will deny authority. And they will remain free.>Ave Dominus Nox.
>>569791009>only 5Weak sauce
I took Maive on my ship under the impression she would become my personal fuck slave. Only for her to just serve coffee and then become a chaos spawn in her ending.
Is the Argenta/Idira reconciliation worth getting? Does it actually change anything about how they interact or is it just some throwaway line in an ending slide?
>>569791551It's an Owlcat game, take a wild guess
>>569791246>They choose their own paths>prey on the Imperium out of spite, out of revenge, but also out of righteous angerSo they are just slaves to their infantile emotions. And for some reason always without fault "choose" to disembowel toddlers. Who writes this tripe?
>>569791551its just a shared ending
>>569791385Nothing saying she couldn't have been your bed wamer. God knows she's dimwitted enough.
>>569791794No way even Maive makes you seethe
>>569791794its funny cause the last dlc already gave them a sex slave!
I have killed the blessed Amarnat, yet I am not its murderer.
>>569791635The Night Lords are a joke. Straight up the assigned jobbers of the CSM, which is saying something. We're talking about a faction pathetic enough to actually job to the Eldar, and worse, an Eldar Phoenix Lord, who are DESIGNED to lose. Night Lords job so hard they even lost to that. They were never meant to be taken seriously to begin with.
the chaos marines in rt were lame, they can't do worse
Back here...the culmination of my noble and moral quest is tricking this monkey into giving me what i need...time to get ripped off again I am not giving him my mini skirt
>>569790920>>569791246>>569791635sometimes people try really hard to find the good guys in 40 k there are none so they reach so far up their own arse and pull out something and then they write entire paragraphs about how group [x] is actually goos because [y]>I think the Lamenters seem like the most likely good guys in the universe, but the universe of 40k hates good people so everytime they try to do something good they get instead sodomized by a rusty dildo and die from tetanus, because how dare they try to do good? not like the other races are any better: eldar had a guy who thought: 'Hey maybe the orcs seem kind of cool with existence, maybe they're the only happy race' and they called that dude a pervert, the Tau had farsight(?) who defected and they're not on speaking terms basically if you try to make the world a better place the universe decides you're public enemy Nr. 1 also see iconoclast RT
>>569791969Eh, they're different. Kebab is ltierally just a personalized brainwashed cumdump, but other than that I wouldn't say there's anything wrong with her cognitive functions. Maeve legitimately seems slightly retarded. It's probably because she looks like she's pushing 40, but acts like she's 16. I'm not sure if it's intentional, or just a case of writers and artists not communicating with each other. Probably the latter
>sneaks up on you
>>569792298Nooooo my mini skirt....how can i be a slut without a miniskirt!?
>>569791862I mean Maive is literally the personification of the kind of character that they hate, the only reason why she sort of gets away with is because she's a relatively minor NPC.
>>569791620>>569791705Alright thanks, then I won't bother taking both to the Drukhari city.
>>569792452>she's pushing 40, but acts like she's 16.no no no don't tell them that!
Is Kibellah actually late 30s early 40s?
>>569793072No? She's clearly young
>>569792572you know she's taken by another man right
>>569793072No, she's noted to be fairly young, early 20s at most another reason why she makes them mad
>>569792359>Hey maybe the orcs seem kind of cool with existence, maybe they're the only happy race' and they called that dude a pervertFriendly reminder that orcs are not the good guys, and they derive pleasure from tortutring civilians. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a redditor
>>569792540what game?
>>569793072No she's similar in age to Cassia. Characters like Abelard bring it up and Kibbles and Cassia even have a shared ending saying that they became friend due to their similar circumstances of becoming leaders at such a young age.
>>569793072shes young, abelard says shes just a girl or whatever
>>569793378Abelard also calls Marazhai a young manthe dude is most likely the oldest in your retinue by a couple centuries
>>569792359That's false though. Since all forces in 40K are hostile to the rest, you cannot gauge morality based on hostility to enemies, since it is constant and neverending. Therefore, the only way to gauge the relative morality of the 40K factions would be to examine how well they treat their own people. Based on that definition, the T'au and CW Eldar are the only actually morally sound factions in the setting. Everyone else would be Evil aligned even with that definition since they constantly victimize, war against, and destroy even their own people.
>>569793215>she makes them madhow many times do I have to tell you
Abelard says Heinrix is young and Heinrix is at the earliest in his 60s
>>569792572>anon imagines everyone hates his waifu to get upset
uh oh, meltie
met the coolest spy ever, dont want to kill him anymore next run ill work with him>>569793297zero parades
>>569793604Pasqual is older than Abelard, and Jae is near if not equal to his age as well.
>>569793604Abelard can't tell with a elf, Marz is like 500>>569793649Jimbo is still younger than him
>>569793649>Abelard says Heinrix is young and Heinrix is at the earliest in his 60s
>>569793072No, she is probably the youngest of your companions>>569793640Leave him alone, anon loves pretending that the world is against him. It's one of the few pleasures readily available to him
Abelard also thinks your RT is a child. He's just old man brained
>>569793823>and Jae is near if not equal to his age as well.Doubtful. Abelard unlike Jae has access to qulity rejuv, not that shitty drukek health ensurance jae is using
>>569793072Kibellah is a mahoushoujo
>here's that kid I was telling you about
>>569793649Jimmy uses literal fucking magic to deage himself
>>569794221young man to Abelard
>>569793649He is officially 57. Certianly doesn't act like it. Though it's hard to say how anyone would act in 40k since humans can live anywhere from 15 to 1000
>>569793823Pasqal is like 200. I took Abelard as like 400 but who knows. Jae is no way as old as them
>>569794221what a handsome young lad
>>569793856Pit-chan calls him young. I trust pit-chan more than your headcanon
>>569794152Jae is rich, though. There's no reason she wouldn't have access to the best. She's at least 150+, probably older.
VTM CRPGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni4-ELOVo5QTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>569794601Marz mentions being on the Temer planet 500 years ago. That could be young for an elf i don't know
they disco elysium: vampire: the masquerade
>>569794221
New CRPG LADShttps://youtu.be/tO5ZFT2dewg?si=oa55gSk73FRs97CtVtM
>>569794734>en espanol bro? hope its better than piece of shit vtmb2
>>569794734>>569794885Will Rudy be in it?
>>569794939I had it muted, I didn't even notice kek
>>569794734>>569794885rudibros... we're coming home...
>>569794518The average age of a Magos is 500-1000 years old. There is no way Pasqal is that young. The Amarnat incident alone happened 211 years before RT starts, so he is at LEAST 300+ years old, and again, probably way older than that since he is Magos rank, which if you add into the timeline with the Amarnat incident puts him probably around 700-800 years old.
Just one thing I am confused about zero p...I am making allies but i think i can only really use 3...but i wanna finish every quest. i wonder if the game will close off once i have 3 or i can do everyone and pick who will help me from now onflashback btw>>569794885nice, got no high hopes for it but ill play it when its out. i just hope we get really cool and really 2000s stuff in there
>>569794614The reason is that she's a minor smuggler form the boonies. It's like saying that a gopnik from the balkans would have access to the best medical professionals as CCP member
>>569786669...out of 10.
>>569794885cool crpg domination
>>569794885Sounds like you're playing as Sabbat unfortunately
>>569794970>>569795034Here, I'll post it, someone has to
>>569794734>>569794885HOOOOOOOLY
>ayo slime, you gonna hook a sista up wif some blood?
>>569748394Everyone complaining about this character is leaving out the fact it's a beat em up not a dating sim game. There's literally nothing wrong with the character.
If it's not War Hammer: 40,000 then I'm not interested.
>>569795086I just know he mentions being around 200 years ago. He looks good I guess? for the 500-1000 age range then I think
>>569795309Quality is abyssmal
>>569795309what is with these people and vitiligo
>>569748724So are we missing an origin that will eventually give us this drip?Interrogator origin when?
>>569794885>vampire slop
>>569795496Well these are isometric dollieswe really didn't need the close up though
>>569794885hey its the disco elysium menu too
>>569795309>vitiligo racially ambiguous Shit looks outdated asf
>>569750616>Ra’akthiShe'll eat you in her romance ending. I'm not saying she'll murder you, but you will die and she will eat you.
>>569795781That’s romantic desu
>>569794885Threesome chances?
>>569795630Disco wasn't first but I'm very glad that they woke up studios to better text presentation. There's a reason people don't turn to landscape to read their texts.
>>569795990Brutal mog from right
>>569794885Montreal Sabbat game?? real shit????finally a game for ME, specifically!
What if Camellia was a vampire?
>>569796339not much would change
You now remember the leftover vampire coffin in the Drezen dungeon
dont like vampires personally, just used to fap a bit to jeannette and her cool hotter sister, yeah yeah i know theyre actually, big tits anyways
>How do I make this about Pathfinder
>>569795536>So are we missing an origin that will eventually give us this drip?It's for Schola Progenium.
I fucking LOVE vampires
>>569755785HERO OF THE IMPERIUMvsSome dickbag errand boy (not even an interrogator)
40slop is so completely dull and boring, I really don't understand how it's constantly the topic of discussion hereLike really, how do you not get sick of such a one trick pony setting? It gets me fatigued just skimming it
>>569796784>Some dickbag errand boy (not even an interrogator)Screwup
>>569797026>I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM METhere you go. Also Owlcat makes crpgs with romance so anons like them the most
>>569796339She already drinks blood
>literally playing with dolls>he calls them his "wife-oo"s
>>569797065Discordance should burp close to me
>>569797026I can say the same about WoD. Thankfully it's nowhere near as popular as warhammer, so not a lot of talking about it
>>569797354I do this but I don't tell the foid until at least the third date
>>569794885>Disco-likecool
>>569797026I don't see the issue, seems like a pretty complete setting to me>such a one trick pony settingWhat do you even mean? That's it's always grimdark?
>>569797026>>569797442what settings DO you like?
>>569797026It's a mediocre setting, but Rogue Trader is leagues better than Pathfinder.
>>569797026Still a much better setting than Pathfinder, at least.
I consider 40K to be low brow, too low brow for me. The equivalent of marvelslop but for the improperly fascist, lumpenprole, a teenager's idea of a world. Action figures that would be better used if they stuck them up their ass. Fat, obese.Almost all fantasy is like that, children toys. Fantasy was solved when Tolkien finished his writing, everything from there has been jerking off and ripping off.
>>569797935If we're talking roelplaying and boardgames thenDeadlands, Arkham Horror, wfrp, 40k.If we were to expand to vidya and books, then the list would grow exponentially
>>569798180>FascistWhat? The Imperium is a mix of a theocracy and communism.
>>569798180>I consider 40K to be low brow, too low brow for meThis is a crpg general, every single setting discussed here is inherently low brow because they serve the main purpose of facilitating virtual toys
another perfect day for playing a role or two in my favorite CRPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>>569798180based take
>>569798405I am talking about its fans. The cheap low end of the racist. The common racist. Normalfag to failed normalfag. 40k, i hate it. They're the DBZ or "science fiction">>569798496Most CRPG are indeed slop, the videogame medium has gone the wrong way and this side of it is plagued by untalented makers and a conformist public.I like Disco Elysium and Zero parades. The shadowrun games were great fun too. Another CRPG I liked...BG3 was great in gameplay but below average in narrative, graphic whores of all genders and addicts to physical or emotional masturbation liked their "characters" but it played amazing.I liked early fallout and planescape, I know...daring. I tried pathfinder and it gave me a headache 2 hours in, stupid. Same for cyberpunk.
>>569798661I wish I could play the silent autist like in the DB questline but for the entire game
>>569798180Objectively correct
Is VTM still giga-pozzed.
>>569798832You can stop posting now.
>>569798832>>569798405Make no mistake, I am not seeing this through a biased politics or people/optics first. I also despise the "progressive" """science fiction""" of these days. 40K is not science fiction, neither is star wars. They're toy adverts. I am not biased against 40K, I am being objective. That said...they do have some attractive women in there so I'll give them a pass.
>>569799019The problem with it was never that it was "pozzed", it's just that V5 is kind of stupid in a lot of small waysNewer books are better, at the very least, but that doesn't delete the bad stuff
>I like Disco ElysiumKWABr/gamingcirclejerk raid
>>569794885Not being a first person game this actually has a chance of being good.
>some shitty personality retard starts insulting people and making sweeping generalizations about them as people because they like one of the most popular spaceship laser sword gamesyeah, you get all kinds here.
>>569798661Based, for me it's a (slightly stinky) female Breton Vampire with the Atronarch stone, Light Armor, One Handed, Block and Restoration (with the Necromage perk).
Who is the guy typing like a mega fag? He’s absolutely insufferable
>>569799128the Chechnya and Rudi stuff was funny
>>569798832I agree with all of that except for not liking Pathfinder. I had a lot of fun over the course of KM and WotR and though I know it won't happen, now being at the point where I'm comfortable on Hard, I'd love to get into a new PF game, and really even the same engine and everything from WotR would be just fine. Instead it seems a bit more "maybe something in 15 years, but for now we're off to start something else completely from scratch"Did you play Wasteland 3?
>>569799139>r/gamingcirclejerk raidI am a true fascist. I have been permabanned from reddit for improper conduct and death threats against very specific posters on some irony poisoned subreddit. The site's interface is designed to be detritus to """"discourse""""A reddit user is spiritually a housewife. A gossiping unfucked housewife sitting with her fellow shrill voiced ladies talking about things they shouldnt be talking about.
>>569798832>Most CRPG are indeed slopYou are confusing the setting with slop because you fundamentally do not understand the purpose of a videogame>I like Disco Elysium Peak pseud, nothing more to add to this. You are not enlightened, it hardly works as the political commentary it attempts to make.It's an ok game, fun. That's it.
>>569799192I wish the elder scrolls got a proper isometric CRPG
>>569798832>I am talking about its fansHave you actually ever interacted with any of the fans? 'Cause I have. Not a single one of them is racist, fascist, or any other brand of 'ist' you're currently feel like screeching about (though of course it takes very little to be branded as such today). And none of them look or act like the strawman you like to cry about too.
>>569794734>>569794885>disco elysiumlikeDROPPED
peak midwit hours here now.
>>569799446Obsidian had one planned but Bethesda said no so it got retooled into Tyranny.
>>569799430>I am a true fascist.
Esoteric ebb is... le funI'm liking it, when you go load you get a brief rundown of what you've been up to, too. Cute things I've never seen done.
>the only guy playing crpgs turned out to be an obnoxious faggotWhat a blunder
Sorry, every rpg franchise will have a disco-like now.
>>569799446The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard
>>569799681Reminds me of the>Nietzschean moralityAnonMaybe its the same guy kek
>>569799763I played and finished that. It’s not a CRPG it’s an adventure game in the like of Lara Croft
Several successful businesses status?
>someone is pointing out how shit my 40slop setting and action figures are>nooooo waaaaah
Nietzse-chan KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Meet&Fuck CRPG
every anon is a larper
>>569799449I actually have interacted with a lot of its fans. I have a boomer minded person in my minds eye right now who generated metal AI music and ranted about some inane political causes just 7 months ago. So much effort into painting those figurines or whatever and not a lot to losing weight.>>569799429I dont remember why I didnt like pathfinder, I just didnt like the writing I think. I am willing to give it another try, but which one? No I havent played wasteland 3 nor any before.>>569799440I like Disco Elysium because its fun and comedic. I dont rate it in my top videogames at all, its nowhere near that. Have you ever played Aurora 4X?>>569799284>pseuds when a real autist weirdo shows up to the function >>569799725Sorry...to be fair this is just my current mood. Im less obnoxious some other days>>569799747I find this sad. People are not innovating but just ripping off. This genre is doomed by how untalented the people making it are.>>569799852I am not that guy. I am not even a guy.
>>569799747The only "disco"-like thing about it is the vertical dialogue menu and nothing else so far. And disco wasn't even the first game to implement it. No matter, it's a good change
>>569799560I've never played DE. What makes it like DE beyond the text being on the right side of the screen?
Pathfinder is shit.
>>569800048>I actually have interacted with a lot of its fans.Maybe the problem is you then. We choose our surroundings
>>569800048>I am not even a guypost jimmy love or GTFO
No combatNo buysimple AS
>>569800083As a big DE liker, nothing. It just has the DE-style text menu. Unless looking at clues is DE-only now, which I guess it might be since only owlcrap makes these games nowadays.
>>569800048Oh, hi lilura
>>569800358Hey, I'm the jimmy love anon and I'm NOT that guy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I like Zero Parades a lot because its fun, well made, pretty and interesting. I also must mention that its a great female protagonist. I have been expecting well made fem protags. The lesbian thing is regrettable and overused by now but what can one say.>>569800314I dont know, one look at X and other sites and I kind of get the same idea about them?So tell me, what can you tell me about 40K fans?>>569800427All combat is abstraction so what range of abstraction do you find combat-enough? There was combat on DE, there is more on ZP.I know I am playing the definition game but combat being the most common element of the gameplay loop is a bit overplayed to me.
>>569800083It looks like it is more of a walk and talk + investigation RPG to me than a classic combat focused RPG
>>569800608>one look at X and other sites and I kind of get the same idea about them?>I look into the latrine and I see is shit, what gives?Woah!
>>569800048Tired of being a lolcow at rpgcodex and now you come here?
Moids love their 40K slop, call them out they're just playing edgy marvel and they lose it.>>569800742Fair point. My fault, sorry. Maybe sorry.Its a majority of the fans though, there has to be some research to this. 40K is just chud coded.>>569800828>>569800586I am not that woman, I have no interest in rpgcodex. I barely talk about my interests online.
>>569800608>I am not even a guy.>lesbian thing is regrettable and overused not a transbian?
>>569800916>I barely talk about my interests onlineYou should keep it that way.
>unironic codexniggers
>>569800916Tits or gtfo
>>569800948I am a straight woman, well...bisexual actually but I'm not pro trans as they're just nerdy men wanting to fuck women and there's a lack of straight female protagonists in not female centered games. Why? Cowardice, moids were crying at Gale? Can you imagine a game of that, just male romance options? That's why they go all cheap, they make every cool female protagonist a lesbian. What happens from that? Nerdy isolated men online think they wanna be her, they put on a dress and call themselves a woman now they wanna be lesbians. SO YOU CANT HAVE LESBIAN ONLY EVENTS OR CLUBS OR SPACES BECAUSE THERE ARE MEN EVERYWHERE CALLED LILITH OR CALLED AMBROSIA OR CALLED STUFF LIKE THAT
Holy fucking Christ just leave……
INT/WIS in this game is cool, they talk to eachother and help me not make a fool of myself
>>569798180I disagree.If Tolkien is the british fantasy literary branch then 40k is the british sci-fi literary branch. It's heavily inspired by 2000ad british comic comic book magazine (which was inspired by sci fi classics) and that already makes it a step above american capeshit for children.British post-ww2 media often has some kinda fascism reference but that's just their thing, I ain't gonna rationalize that.
40shit is trash though, they are right about that part, and how fragile certain kinds of boys get about their dollies
I think warhammer fantasy is kinda cooler than 40k because the good guys can have epic magic swords too instead of just the baddies
>>5697511082D art is much better looking, I get just reusing thr 3D models is easier but it never looks as good
>>569801371From the same line as Judge Dredd? I see the inspiration. I just find the most vocal fans obnoxious (but thats for all things) so I have avoided 40k entirely.
>>569762393SoB's aren't tech priests, them accidentally killing themselves with a failed tech-use is perfectly reasonable.
>>569801217I see.... I thought you were a typical tranny lesbian, we have several of those here. Lesbians MCs please alot of camps, straight men who goon to lesbians, trannies (well straight men) and twitterfagsI agree with your take on 40gay!!
It is evident how infested this place is with redditors.
>>569801597I think fantasy is cooler than 40k because the bad guys have firearms while the good guys only have impotent rage
Bought three upcoming CRPG today. I think I'll enjoy the Dark Heresy, Solasta2, and Expanse betas in the meantime.Feels good to support the genre.
>>569801758WhaTons of factions in fantasy have gunpowder though, what do you mean anonny
>>569801743It took you this long to realize it?
>>569801864No. It’s just worse than ever.
>>569751108>game called samurai>barely any Japs aroundAsians can't even win in western rpgs!
>>569765046I remember this /v/ thread.
>>569801758Here's a cool mini of cathaychuds (china)Dorfs have flamethrowers and helicopters
>>569801713>I see.... I thought you were a typical tranny lesbian, we have several of those here. Lesbians MCs please alot of camps, straight men who goon to lesbians, trannies (well straight men) and twitterfagsThat what they do. Think about it, I don't care that much about it because videogames are a childish medium but that's how it works. The least offensive choice is making a lesbian. I have lesbian yuri fatigue. I am not silly nor stupid to think it's a conspiracy but it's simply the path of least resistance.Think about it, the only straight woman protagonist I can remember recently was, for an action game, 2B. There's bayo I guess, and sure Lara croft was one but now they also write her as some lesbianCommercialization of female bodies and sexuality. You're basically being asked or ordered to be a lesbian to the cater to the tranny self insert gaze and the moid gaze.
Okay anons, enough about who was wrong regarding the Canonesses' completely avoidable accidental suicide.Instead, let's talk about who deserves to be blamed.I vote the Priest as the easiest to pin it on, like goddamn it's fucking poetry.
>>569801846
>>569802115Not CRPGS. Fuck off.
CrapRPGs need sexy small companions. Linzi should've been fuckable.
>>569802115I think men also have difficulty playing as a woman who likes men. I remember thats why Lightning from ff13 (shit game) wasn't allowed to have a love interest.
He's larping, stop giving him attention
That bidet discussion doesn't sounds so bad now, does it?
>>569801846does the govt know you use your neetbux to buy games
>>569802585That was the peak of this general
Enough offtopic. I look /fa/ as fuck
>>569771135Fact of the matter is that complaining about Concept Art vs ingame being better or worse is retarded. You're all wrong.The correct answer is that the original Fantasy Flight Chorda >>>>> Power gap >>>>>> Owlcat Chordas
Hmm, a zombie apocalypse.
>>569802902
>>569802901Why did Owlcat make her so ugly
There are no biofoids on /crpgg/
>>569779038The problem for me was that I played a Hive World Astra Militarum Command Squad Officer which meant my team was OP as shit as long as everyone was within 1 square of my character. Even turned the morale boost power into an AOE centered on myself, pop that and comrades in arms + reinforcement and suddenly everyone can dodge everything and get massive boosts to hit and damage.
>>569803202there's a few I believe it
>>569801846>Expansenot a CRPG
>>569803401NoThose that weren't larping were quickly turned into biofuel
>>569790920No, it means they're the good guys of 40k.
>>569803505what about the one who keeps posting pussy pics
Why does /tg/ like Jae? Took a peak at 40k general there she is the OP and replies are saying positive shit about her
>>569795917Yes. I'm just saying. She ate her beloved dying sister.If she's a romance, the culmination is your Acolyte dying and getting eaten.People should not be surprised by this ending.
>>569803910There is probably a single jaefags who spam, who fucking knows
>>569804031Mmmm I can’t wait. Not a vorefag btw. It’s just her culture.
>>569803202There are clearly some, you can tell from their posting style
>>569803910i don't go there but lol sure
>>569803910Why are you asking here instead of there? Are you retarded?
>>569796649>It's for Schola Progenium.Wonder how our Schola powers will be different from Touma's Dark Schola (tainted Schola from tabletop) powers.>>569797065>Are you okay?>....>Discordance?>Oh you were talking to me?Cute!
>>569803910Why would I care
>>569804180
>>569802387this is what made Gayder anti-dwarf romance>>569803910she's a good skill check character for higher difficulty, she also has the ability to reroll failed rolles and this can be increased with items
>>569804286the first reply to the op is I like orks :D
>>569804228What?! Is Touma actually from the Tainted Schola?!?! Are you joking or??
>>569804403can't believe orks have a defense force over on /tg/...
>>569803910/tg/ is a reddit colony full of unironic faggots.Did that answer your question?
I would pay to see an ork fuck my waifu
>>569804446It's my assumption based on his unique schola background and his coldsteele alternative form if he hits -10 morale.
>>569804657I don't think they have dicks
>>569804308>See dwarf>Think of childrenGayder... your statistical probability is showing.
If the shadowrun games game out now retards would call them a DE clone
>>569804446People think he is
>>569804895Both them and DE are awesome
>>569804228>>569804446I'm not quite sure he's from the Blighted Schola. That'd require him to be significantly older than he appears to be; that or the purge was unsuccessful and they managed to produce more pupils. That aside, he's been working for Leander for 20 years, and our late mentor appears to have had a huge dogmatic stick up his ass. While he kept Touma for "knowing when to break the protocol," I doubt he'd keep a guy from the Ultra-Evil-Purge-On-Sight institution.Regular Scholas aren't all sunshine and rainbows already, especially the ones they recruit Inquisition members from. There's a good chance he just had a shitty childhood and was a school shooter in the making before becoming an acolyte.
>let's do something that makes noise, requires resources like fuel and tinder, takes time, is extremely visible from all angles and long distance, and isn't actually true if you mulch their skulls
uh am i gonna do surgery here?
>>569805792
>>569805591>was a school shooter in the makingI LOVE school shooters in the making! Make them shoot rope instead
>pit fiend mentionWarms my heart. I used to love those guys. And balors (their demon equivalent)
>the city has fallen>millions must turn into zombies
get drugged and saved moron... best spy...best doctor
>>569806761
It gladdens my heart to see all this crpg playing
>>569805591Asians don't raisin and he could be older than he looks like Jimmy
Ok at first I thought STR in this game (esoteric ebb) was kind of lame because of the intro with the zombie being very "no thoughts" tier but some of it's chimes are coolA score of less than 9 shits on calligraphy while 9+ appreciates it like old warriors, it's cool
>>569804308The manlets... When will they learn?
Sorry about earlier guys, but look at this thing. I've got two guns now. I miss shadowrun, I liked the combat in that game, wish I had a shotgun here
>>569807021He's at least 36-40 if Leander picked him up straight from the Schola, but wouldn’t the Blighted one require him to be 200+?He’s not a psyker. Sure, there’s a chance he wastes his salary on rejuvenat treatments, his torn and shoddily patched clothes don’t exactly scream “well-off,” but it still seems pretty far-fetched to me.
>>569807774he's poormaxxing for the aesthetic
>>569792452>Maeve legitimately seems slightly retarded. It's probably because she looks like she's pushing 40, but acts like she's 16This lol. She just seems dumb and nice
This game's funny and the world is interesting
what's one role that you've always wanted to play in a computer game
>>569808731schnoz
>>569806761Game? I'm in the mood for a zombie crpg
Would you? I would>>569808815They are goblinos
How would Yrliet react to Saro and Larry's weird frenship?
>kingdom managementI just can't escape owlcat >>569808926Urban Strife. too early to recommend or not
>>569809153Roll her eyes with disgust and say something autistic and inappropriate
>>569809271>Urban StrifeThanks
>>569809271
>>569809271>kingdom managementWhat's it with CRPGs and these dumb fucking minigames? Why do they feel the need to add them to every game now?
>>569807749this is esoteric ebb, right?>>569808731what's this, it looks fun
>>569805868you did pick up the mold sample and analyse it right
>gangly freaksRude ass nigga!!!!>>569809552Esoteric ebb, discoelysium-like. Does it's own thing really well so far.
>>569805591Anon apparent age means nothing in 40k. Aspyce Chorda is like 200-300+ years old by this point since the tabletop takes place centuries before Guilliman's return.Touma very easily could have a couple centuries under his belt. He was an interrogator, he's not a fresh young chick like your Acolyte can/may be. Like Heinrix, he'll be much older than he appears.
Linzi should've either had more red hair, or more blonde hair.
>>569807774>but wouldn’t the Blighted one require him to be 200+?Blighted Schola can include people being on ice for centuries. There was a militarum background that was basically being left in the warp for centuries (on purpose) while in Cryo to create chaos resistant soldiers or some shit, it's been a while.
>>569809731>200-300+ years old by this pointHard sell given most augmented humans die around that age at best
>>569809731Chorda has access to the best rejuv money can buy. Heinrix is a biomancer and not that old. Touma is neither, so I doubt he'd be that old, but we'll see. Right now I'm on team "blighted schola survived somehow" though that does not jive well with the puritan inquisitor. Or it's something else completely
>>569809153Call Larry a monkeigh-fucker autistically.
Jap games always give you info like ages, heights and birthdates. I wish western rpgs did that
I want Cassia to paint me
>>569810164If you pester writers hard enough, they'll do it. See Jimboni info
>>569810164too much effort, have every character sharing the exact same model instead
>>569810208She draws post modernism garbage
>>569809731>Aspyce ChordaRogue Trader bathing in Profit Factor.>ToumaLeander’s errand runner who gets ditched the second it can save his new boytoy (You).>>569809968True. IMO there are arguments to be made for both sides.>>569810071I think Jimmy’s around 60-80, significantly less than 100 for sure. It's highly implausible for Touma to be his age with no access to biomancy or expensive surgeries. Bro’s legs, neck, jaw, and most likely his lungs got replaced with relatively simple metal bits, and his face is all scarred. No way he’s been getting beauty treatments and fillers.
>>569810003It's the objective timeline means that Chorda and Winterscale are OLD by the time these games take place, because of the several century time skip imposed by GW compared to the timeframe when the original tabletop took place.>>569810071Time dilation, cryo freezing, rejuvenat treatment, etc. There's a lot of ways to justify Touma being a Blighted Schola survivor.
>>569809542that isn't a crpg IT is just trying to gaslight people to blog garbage here again
Do we know the exact year DH is set in?
>>569810831>I think Jimmy’s around 60-80, significantly less than 100 for sure>>569794416This is official info straight from the writer's mouth
Touma go retard mode
HMMMMMMM so apparently one ally wont work with all my others...i hope the last one, the tech guy for my crew has no issue otherwise this is kinda fuckedheart guy and the pop loving spy are the best characters so far>>569809552zero parades>>569809553yep, im very very thorough
>>569811135Some time after thishttps://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Great_Riftopened up.
>touma can't get it up>moral falls to -10>kills femcel in tard rage
>>569811391nooooooooooooo I won't allow it!!!!!!
>>569809542Managing kingdoms is kino
>>569811391Haha that’s our Touma
>you must be a heretic because you're relying on bloodthirsty monsters for strengthWere they REALLY wrong though??
>>569811189Thanks, anon. I forgot this bit and didn't notice the post. Still don’t think Touma’s physically older than Jimmy. He might’ve been born earlier if we go with the cryofreeze theory or something similar, but no way the kpop boy is 57+.
Chorda was active in 785 M41, Dark Heresy (the game) takes place in M42. So minimally she is older than 215 years old.
>>569811391No voice over yet for>Hypatia>Touma>Haymar>AspyceOkay, make or break, how do you iamgine they'll sound?
Lovely artstyle
>>569811869Sorry my dyslexia acted up, she's minimally 246 + 25~40So 271~286 years old by the time of Dark Heresy. Hagfuckers rejoice.
>>569811869>>569812217200 years young
>>569811869Wasn't there some talk during the Alpha about her being a clone from a cryofreezer? If she is, that would make her slightly less of a hag (though Hypatia does say she abuses rejuvenat treatments anyway), but it'd be very weird to have two popsicle companions..
>>569811748>publically shit-talk the military's highest authority in a war of attrition that is marked by 4 consecutive failures>"wtf what did I do?"
>>569812309Even if measures were to be taken casual murder in a bar fight isn't the way to do it
>>569812119That is nice. It reminds me a bit of Banner Saga
>>569812217286 years old….just a kid.
>>569812031Hyp voice filters Touma monotone voice but he screeches when he goes tard rage mode. Haymar not poshAsypce very posh and snooty like the pragmatic fem trader voice.
>>569812272Ciaphas Cain's Inquisitor gf was implied to be 300+ years old give or take. You can really push your age depending on who you know. After all, Mechanicus characters can outlive Space Marines 10,000+ years old.
>>569812031>Hypatia Autism waifu>Aspyce Theodora
>>569810208Cassia is one of those fujoshits
>>569811869warp time travel, I don't gotta explain shit
>>569812562I hope Aspyce Chorda has an Ojou laugh
>>569812031I hope Aspyce sounds like Minagho
>>569812646I’m calling Ordo Chronos on her ass
>>569800586that's not liluralilura doesn't like BG3 and i'm sure she doesn't like DE as well. lilura is more of a gameplay fag since she likes JA2 so much
>>569812893Ordo Chronos was undone by one of it's own members seeing what a retarded idea it was and going back in time to kill everyone involved
we are playing zero company right?
>check thread>more 40slop>leave thread
>>569812217THIS GIRL WAS ONLY TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>569813025In which book? Sounds like a fun read. He better kill himself in the end
>>569813195
>>569813041
>>569812812Linzie/Minagho's voice actress would be very good for her. That kind of breathy sadism would be perfect.Also>why does everyone call Chorda CamCam 2.0asked the clueless lorelet idiots.
>>569813289NOOOO!!!!!
>>569800048What CRPGs have good writing in your opinion?
>>569813507Please don’t engage the lolcow
>>569813321>>why does everyone call Chorda CamCam 2.0Because you Camfags are like that butterfly meme but with every new female character introduced>Is this Camellia?
>>569813294Realistically, how the fuck is he going to be useful in shadow mode?He's basically a warrior with no skills in this state.
>>569813609To be fair, I was joking, she's more a Jaethal 2.0
>>569813613I think that in lower difficulties his ability sin't gonna work because everyone's morale is gonna be high. Maybe there will be some use for him on unfair or something. But right now it seems like he's a prime candidate for a rework
>>569813613Revan will find a way
>>569813805>>569813805>>569813805
>>569813321>everyone
>inb4 sub page 5 new thread>>569813825FUCK
>>569813613no idea but it sounds funny
