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>mari says she feels a holy energy when you visit the cafe
what are the implications here?
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I'm the Fes student now!
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>>569749716
Sensei is Jesus Christo
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Start liking plain girls
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seia raped me
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Nun sex
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coom in Nozoom.
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Seia ate my bread
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She really is flat.
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Post Toki doujins
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>>569749802
Imagine the smell
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Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
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Toki doujins
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parole for my convict wife when?
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If you’re capped out on permits before the weekly reset do you hoard your AP or do you just use it?
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NEO avant garde has grown on me.
Might have something to do with pinching Daath to death.

>>569749937
>Her smile and optimism. Gone.
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>>569750131
Thanks, Silent Chise
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>>569749971
ARIS KNEEPIT SEXO
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Imagine having her as your loyal wife...
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>>569749937
The F in FOX stands for Flat
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>>569750257
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>>569750358
Literally too big
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>>569750206
I always make sure to get the weekly cap right on the last day, and if possible, a couple of hours before reset, then save any AP left and use it after the weekly reset
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>>569749378
You can do what GFL did and release a sequel game. There are risks of course, but also potential for new audiences if your gameplay is even slightly more reasonable. Also, power creep reset, so you can speedrun it anyway.
>>569749825
You save the world but forget everyone and everything. Also everyone who accompanied you died i think? Not a player, i got this info second-hand.
Nasu said he's done with the story, i guess he's of the "i wrote something good, you just don't know how to appreciate it" mindset, but i don't remember any oficial/presonal twitter statements on the matter.
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newfag question
Is there a way of getting the free student from an event once it's over?
I made an account a year ago and fucking lost it so I just downloaded the steam version last week
I want my Ibuki back
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>>569749945
https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/toki,-tokidoki-%7C-toki,-sometimes-english-2699814.html#1

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/toxic-love-mission-english-3113006.html#1

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/asuma-toki-no-yuuga-na-seikatsu-english-2932382.html#1

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/dokidoki-toki-meki-maid-kiss-english-2657913.html#1

https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/amaeru-mazo-no-shihatsu-ten---the-birth-of-a-spoiled-masochist-english-3248272.html#1
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>>569750484
you'll just have to wait
they will eventually make the event permanent
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sex
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>>569750484
Yes, once the events get archived you can get them anytime...but you can't farm their shards
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>>569750484
Check the immortalized events
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>>569750484
Events are eventually made permanent.
Key word 'eventually'.
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>>569750484
Can't you contact support to retrieve it? Did you not bind it to any plataform or e-mail address?
You can aquire welfare's by reading their archived event, but please do try to reactivate you account.
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The S in Seia is for Sexy
The E in sEia is for Erotic
The I in seIa is for Impregnable
The A in seiA is for Anal
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kei wife
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What do we think of Ayame?
Was her action justified?
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>>569750841
true
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>>569749945
This is the only one you need
https://exhentai.org/g/2723600/cade03842d/
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>>569750934
No. She was mean to Nagusa for nothing.
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How is a rectangle even sexy?
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https://litter.catbox.moe/mvwo07xzndqqto17.mp4
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>>569750841
>impregnable anal
Her butthole is closed or something!?
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don't click that
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>>569750650
>>569750684
>>569750723
>>569750749
So not all is lost I suppose
Thank you senseitachi I'll tray to wait patiently

>>569750775
I have no info to help
Scrounged my phone and could only find one screenshot with no helpful information and I don't even remember the students I had or anything. And of course I didn't bind anything because I'm stupid
It's okay, it was only a week of playtime and losing Ibuki is really what bothers me about it
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>>569751042
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>>569750841
The A was for Anytime
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>>569749937
Yes, that's why she's sexy
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>>569749802
Hmmm yes, 2 vaginas are better than one...
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>>569750934
Ayame respecter here: Justified, no. Understandable, yes.
Ultimately she's a young girl like everyone else, but was blessed with immense strength. She used it for everyone but failed to let others see the real her and blamed them for not having the sense to see it. She held it together for whole life until a literal ghost showed up on her doorstep to rattle her, and then the magic heirloom decided she wasn't good enough for reasons never given to her. She was WRONG to not tell anyone as she left and for lashing out at Nagusa, but her crash-out was roughly understandable.
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>>569751080
Good. Now bass boost it to hell and back and put a red overlay on the image.
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>>569751042
How are rectangles NOT sexy?
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>Nagusa is a triangle
>Seia is a square
Any student that's a pentagon?
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>>569751080
You'll never make me stop.
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zoos can't stop me because she isn't real
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>>569751042
Why would you ask that? You gay or something?
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>>569751182
>Ayame respecter here: Justified, no. Understandable, yes.
This, though really she would have saved herself a lot of trouble telling some of the people begging her for favors to pound sand.
She's a de facto police chief not a handyman.
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>>569751157
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>>569751290
this is a boy
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>>569751257
zoos
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ass thread
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Lucky Psyduck...
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>>569751290
ritsu is sexy?
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Hey /bag/, are you guys into Half Life as well? Specifically HL2. It and Blue Archive strike a lot of the same chords. No I don't want to elaborate.
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Turning this thread ass.
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student booty
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>>569751430
Yes it's one of my favorite games.
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>>569751430
>No I don't want to elaborate.
I feel like you should.
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>>569750954
I can't even eat parmesan cheese anymore because of this Toki doujin.
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What makes /bag/ so ass?
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I've got some gift stash but now I don't know which student deserve it more
>give all of my gifts to mecha Alice
>save them until Akira is released
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>>569751546
Who do you love more?
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My niggerfaggot of a neighbor decided it'd be a great day to burn leaves or some other shit in his garden. My whole room reeks like a fucking chimney right now
I hope he breaks his leg
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>>569751546
Clearly not Aris if you're even thinking of giving them to another student
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>>569751714
Mari wouldn't say this
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thoughts on this
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>>569751714
Close your damn window
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>>569751787
I just finished so my thoughts are neutral
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>>569751743
She would say that
>>569751805
I'm a europoor, if I close my window I fucking die from heat stroke
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>>569751840
uh
Will I get in trouble if I spank
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>>569751714
its me
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>>569751901
No she wouldn't
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>>569751787
erotic
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Ichikawife, happy life.
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y'all ready for WWDC?
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>>569751935
count your days nigga
>>569751939
beta Mari would 100% say that
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>>569751934
https://x.com/aazsxx2/status/2063515984498143385
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>>569751901
>I'm a europoor
Where the fuck do you live? It's like fifteen degrees and overcast in Germany and yesterday it was so cold and rainy it ruined the wedding I was invited to.
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>>569751714
The faggot across the street decided to renovate his house by himself to save money.
That was 14 months ago. Since then he has been using some variety of power tool on ALL legal hours of the day, every - single - fucking - day.
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>>569752076
is this the ibuki cosplayer that freaked /bag/ out?
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>>569749825
>>569750431
>What exactly was the ending? It was all a dream?

TLDR
Main Story Ending
>Main Villain (mage named Marisbillis) used the Holy Grail to wish for UNLIMITED MONEY to finance Sillicon Valley and invent his own version of ChatGPT to take over the multi universe
>He asked this ChatGPT "Please invent time travel" and also "Please give me a plan take over the Multiverse, add extra suffering"
>And his ChatGPT did it
>At final chapter, the Main Character gathers all the allies from the story to defeat the ChatGPT
>ChatGPT is defeated, and since it got destroyed the multiverse reset into a new timeline, so nothing in FGO actually happened

About the fate of the Main Cast
>The Main Character forgot everything and got reincarnated as a Salaryman in modern day Japan
>He has no super powers, money, fame or anything at all
>All the Playable Character Servants forgot about him
>The First Heroine of the game (Mash) forgets about him and she becomes an Astronomer
>Both again in a Train Station and they become friends
>The Second Main Heroine (Olga) died in the ending and the MC could not save her, which made the Japanese Audience VERY ANGRY because the main goal of the Story Part 2 was saving her
>The Main Villain is also reset, forgets about everything, but his morals remain dubious and he still has magic in the new reset timeline so basically he got away without any punishment


>How does Nasu feel about everyone hating the ending?

Well...
>Nasu did one of his usual blogposts congratulating himself for making such a great ending
>In this posts he reteiterated his hate for AI, his hate for ChatGPT, and that his artistic vision comes before anyone else, including what the players want
>Then when the JP players continued criticizing and shitposting about the Ending, he made another blogpost berating the playerbase for not getting his ending and that his involvement with FGO for now was finished
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>>569751840
Nagisa wouldn't look at me like that.
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Mika love
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>>569752130
Sucks to be a complete retard with less IQ than Momoi
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>>569752383
faster
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>>569752040
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>>569752383
>>569752294
I know what you're going to do next, mika poster.
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Wake me up when it's Tuesday /bag/
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So how are they going to be able to top Kei and Aris for the next Fes?
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>>569752383
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>>569752430
uh oh, melty incoming
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I HATE MIKA
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>>569752116
It's 20deg outside, but I live on top floor of an old building that's not insulated so the thermal inertia is crazy. It's like 24deg inside and if I close the window it'll go up by 2deg
>>569752163
What the fuck has he been doing for over a year? He turns the tools on and then leaves to jack off?
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>>569752397
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>>569752483
They're not, but Pandemonium summer should be pretty good.
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Momoi...
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>>569751104
At least you're just in time for the 100 free rolls and fes so you can reroll for a godly starting account
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>>569752430
yeah, I'm going to post more Mika
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>>569752483
more Millenniumwank
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>ChatGPT
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>>569752636
Kei's piss *slurp* *slurp*
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>>569752203
>>Both again in a Train Station and they become friends
If this type of ending happened to Blue Archive who would be the student Sensei meets again?
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Mika sheep is prime example of rapebait
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>woke up
>realized tomorrow is monday
>day ruined
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>>569752597
@_@
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>>569751901
Europoor here, I have the AC cranked to 18C constantly and my electric bill is less than a big pakeji. You should try not living in a homo country for faggots.
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>>569752586
what kind of toon would Toki be? Rushdown? Install?
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Why is she so smug
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Teaching Aris speedrun exploits
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>>569752705
He walks down the street and meets every student along the way
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>>569752483
Kei and Aris in swimsuits
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>>569751901
>>569752741
>calling yourself europoor
Guys we gotta lock in man
we CANNOT let these retard Americans think they're better than us
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>>569752719
(You)'re a prime example of rape bait.
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>>569750431
The reset ending was a fakeout. You reach the false ending, credits roll, and then the actual final chapter is timegated 2 weeks so everyone can percolate and rage about it, then the actual climax happens.
The false-ending where the MC gets to return to the normal boring salaryman life and abandon their responsibilities is a huge anime trope.

FGO has two threads, one is the actual thread and the other is the containment thread for SEAmonkeys from /jp/ who can't read japanese and get all of their information secondhand from ESL "edited" translations, mtl'd twitter and outright delusions. They just kind of make shit up and then shitpost about it because they somehow convince themselves whatever they made up is true, which is exactly what >>569752203 is doing. The containment thread grew obsessed over a made up interview where they think the creator said FGO was ending soon and they've since become essentially a doomsday cult praying every day for its downfall, contriving every new release to be evidence of the impending EoS and repeatedly pushing back their date of the apocalypse as each prediction proves false, but only becoming more obsessed each time. They took the fakeout as affirmations of all their schizoid delusions.

FGO's story isn't even over, they just released another story chapter this month. But that doesn't fit the doomsday narrative so it's unimportant.
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do not lewd your sheep daughter
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>>569752874
Mika wouldn't say this
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woogi
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>>569752905
She can't even defend herself in that goofy outfit, what is she gonna do?
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Do not the sheep
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>>569752815
Damn that would be kinda perfect.
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>>569752856
winning by doing absolutely nothing
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>>569752856
Buddy, I'm in the third worldest possible country. If I wasn't a shaman to the local chieftain I'd be a pakejilet.
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>>569752664
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No, I don't think it does
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>>569752856
>we
get him, Aomori
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It's Reisa's day so please post Reisa
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FUCK REISA
DUMB BITCH
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Numbah 1
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>deleted
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>>569752947
are you sure about that?
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>>569752892
TL;DR
FGO's story is shit, because Nasu considers herself a Sci-Fi writer and yet she cannot write Sci-Fi for shit.
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>>569753191
cath palug...
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>>569753191
Reisa would say this
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>>569753141
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nozomom
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>>569752921
That's bad Mika
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>>569752590
I fucking WISH it was 24 degrees here.
>the fuck has he been doing for over a year
He's supposedly splitting the house to put one half up for rent but he's 60+ years old so he's working glacially slow and he already fucked up a pipe installation and had to tear down a wall.
Blue Archive
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I live in a slum in Uttar Pradesh and we are currently dying due to the extreme heat. I post gookakos btw.
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No gaems to play...
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>>569753470
We need to accelerate global warming
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>>569753470
Nice try John. We all know Indians are impervious to heat damage due to the stank shell shield.
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My canon wife Fuuka...
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>>569753535
just like PS5 or Blue Archive
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>>569753550
it doesn't even matter every country in the world already agreed to let in 2 million pajeets every year
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if kei is the queen of ariake, who is queen of iwara?
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>>569753535
Bro your GregTech New Horizons?
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Who the hell is Mint Fantome? I saw an ad in game and was wondering who the fuck this is?
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>>569753719
Kei is queen of analysis
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>>569753535
It seems you need a change of hobby.
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>>569753843
indie vtuber formerly ex-evil corpo vtuber
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Who the fuck is that?
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Since Kei is a queen now does that mean she will support Sensei financially with her royal treasury
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>>569753719
From all the time (regrettably) I searched that site, it's the usual big tits one.
So Rio, Karin, Hanako, Asuna, Hasumi.
Very rarely would it be Seia, Mika, or the Shupo.
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>>569753914
>joint stream
They'll be blazin
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other than scrimmages, they should revamp the sticker book
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>>569753374
summer hate

save me, Himari
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>>569754009
If you mean add more stickers to the club chat then yes I agree
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It took me so long to realize what DRUMBARKA actually means
>DRUM
>BAReru (barrel)
>KAni (crab)
Holy shit /bag/!!!!
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Bros...
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>>569754030
Saudi anon...
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someone post bait
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>>569750256
very nice song, singing chise
do you have a source?
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>>569753374
>>569754030
After this fucking winter I'll never complain about summer. I forgot how annoying snow and temperatures below zero are
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>>569754139
Wish I had that dive grass "I want Kani" goalhorn right now
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>>569753883
>formerly ex-evil corpo vtuber
who? Also what is her controversy so I can spam it during the stream?
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>>569754030
>>569754165
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>>569753213
Correction, nasu considers himself a good writer when he actually can't write for shit at all. There's a reason all the popular fate stuff isn't written by nasu. Dude refuses to get grow at all and just gets mad whenever he's criticized at all.
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>>569754298
not really the controversy regarded other vtubers in the company and she just left normally when she saw the writing on the wall
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>>569753374
You should go ask him if he needs any help
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>>569754168
I...
Uh...
How bout that Astro Oratorio, guys. Really concerning stuff.
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>>569754369
But the most popular parts of FGO are written by Nasu
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>>569753081
Pat pat
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>>569754369
>Nasu
>himself
>he

Anon... Nasu is a woman...
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Did you know that today is 6/7?
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>>569754298
Niji
essentially they told her to get bent when she wanted to do something big so she fucked off
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>>569754474
>burger date system
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>>569754406
sexy seia
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>>569753914
>>569753883
When's the collab everyone really wants?
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https://litter.catbox.moe/kdlfkxrag8hh17oi.png
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>>569754528
AMERICA IS THE WORLD
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>>569754467
Accordin to whom?
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>>569754528
Reisa is american
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>>569753914
This is her second time on the stream.
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>>569754615
"Is Kinoko Nasu a woman?"

That should be obvious if we look at the facts
>roots in written fanfic and doujin novels, a traditionally extremely female-dominated subculture
>first published work is a story about a female character who serves as a blatant self-insert accompanied by a guy that's obviously based on Takeuchi
>overuse of rape as a character background
>recurring themes of isolation, child sexual abuse and shame over the female body/sex drive consistent across all of their works, always tied to the same gloomy loner girl archetype who then powertrips to get revenge (read: obvious self-insert power fantasy).
>gratuitous sex scenes written like somebody neither understands what's attractive about the female body (Tsukihime's mollusk allegories) nor how the male body works
>frequent surface-level allusions to Jung picked up from 80's and 90's mahou shoujo.
>first draft of Fate was planned as an Otome game
There's tonnes of little things here and there through all the stories Nasu's written in their career. Like, Fate beginning in Rin's perspective, because it's obviously a comfort zone thing to begin narrating from a female PoV. The fact that everything in KnK reads like a teenager's self-insert fantasy. The fact that the sexiest character in Fate is Kirei. The entirety of HF couldn't have come from a male writer, and neither could have any of the sex scenes across the franchise--they're terrible in a way that could only come from somebody that doesn't watch/read porn and never thought of their body as anything other than ugly and inconvenient until a certain artist decided he wanted to put his dick in it. Akiha and Azaka's relationships with their brothers; Mana and Rin's relationships with their fathers; BB's emotional relationships with their own bodies. All of these have a distinctly personal and confessional aspect to them, which is why they keep coming back.

Part 1 of 6
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>>569754474
today is 7/6 bro
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>>569754615
The endless amount of woman moments she has.
Case and point, the absolute state of FGO.
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>>569754649
That explains a lot
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Need Nozowifemommy
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I don't need life to be perfect but it would be nice if it was at least good
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>>569754210
I can count the amount of times I've seen snow on one hand so I can't really relate but surely it can't be worse than running in a field in 40°C.
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>Part 1 of 6
Classic.
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>>569754806
Hiyori would say this
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student for this feel?
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I don't need life
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>>569754710
"Is Kinoko Nasu a woman?"

Not to mention the first male protagonist and perspective character that Nasu ever wrote was just an existing female character but genderbent, and the most principle change in their personality that accompanied this genderbending was a frequent uncontrollable desire to indiscriminately rape those around him--which isn't just a "I don't know how men work" thing. That men are uncontrollable animals that can't stop themselves is something young japanese women, especially in traditional rural communities, are taught as a way to scare them away from spending time alone with guys behind closed doors. This trope gets referenced a lot in all sorts of media, including porn. From the male perspective it's "it can't be helped, putting yourself in this situation was obviously meant to be intentionally provocative so I'll respond in kind", which is obviously culturally incompatible with our perspective but it is what it is--the agency of the male in question is preserved, they're making a conscious choice and acting on it in response to a perceived invitation coded in a breach of dated norms of social propriety. From the female perspective instead it's an unironic belief in the literal truth of the trope; eg. that a normal, sane man will just lose his mind and become a mindless rape animal. Shiki in Tsukihime is written very explicitly as the latter.

I can't really overstate this one. Tsukihime is written with the belief that an old wives tale about men having literally uncontrollable rape urges as a normal part of puberty, a tale told to young girls to scare them away from being flirty with teenage boys, is 100% true. It's easy to dismiss this as just bad writing because the cultural context is lost in translation, but Nasu clearly actually believed it, which isn't something that's possible if they were actually a man.
The reluctancy to appear in interviews and take a male identity is a common trait on female authors.

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>>569754853
Himari
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Which xbox announcements are we excited for?
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>>569754103
this sticker book
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>>569754406
Why is she the one that can't see instead of the one with the mouth covered?
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>>569754869
"Is Kinoko Nasu a woman?"

Finally Arcueid was explicitly written and designed based on an actual french model that Takeuchi had some kind of crush on. It's pretty common in the fandom community to create 'gift' content in which you deliberately pander to a specific friend or colleague, which is exactly what Arcueid is, and exactly why her romance with Tohno Shiki is written as a ditzy foreigner girl being a tourist in Japan and having a fling with a local. Also why despite being written like Ryougi Shiki genderbent, Tohno Shiki is designed to look like Mikiya, who in turn is made to resemble Takeuchi. That their love-at-first-sight moment is Shiki cutting Arc into 30-some pieces was obviously meant to troll Takeuchi. I would assume that by this point they had been together long enough that this sort of thing would pass for couples humour rather than anything threatening.
Saber is a little different. While there are obviously aspects of both her character and her romance with Shirou that are borrowed from Arc (the date), Shirou and Saber both seem to be mostly original characters. Considering that Fate had to be rewritten explicitly with marketability and mass-appeal in mind, Saber is probably made to be more or less a marketable heroine rather than an object of personal gratification for either creator(and if you've read the Fate route, her lack of character development really stands out), and Shirou's role as a protagonist becomes abundantly clear when you've read through all 3 routes. He's less of a personal engagement and more or less Nasu's answer to the problem of the generic protagonist. That Shirou isn't supposed to be an appealing subject of selfinsert fantasy is something that's frequently lost on readers

>then why Nasu favours characters like Medb and Kiara?
Both characters symbolize everything that Nasu wants to be, but she isn't
Sexually liberated, confident, dominant women, with control over men and over their own life.

Part 3 of 6
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>>569754967
Ein is cute. Not sexy.
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>>569752945
from the thumbnail I thought we were groping the creature's breasts
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I'm not reading all that, is some fag doing an hero?
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Oh jesus christ I don't care, this is schizo guessing.
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>>569754932
Based
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>>569755096
I blame gookakos
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nigga nobody cares about your off-topic garbage, kill yourself NOW
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>>569755050
Blue archive?
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Literally nobody is reading that bro.
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>>569754956
I'd much rather have new club chat stickers.
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>>569755096
I can give you the main points
Nasu is a woman because she gave her main character a micro penis and no man would do that.
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>>569754787
do not repost!
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>I blame goo-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>569755181
I NEED to communicate how much I NEED a nozowifemommy
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I blame gookako.
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>>569755264
many are saying this
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as expected of can*dians
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>>569754916

Speaking of which, what the fuck is this?

Is that her boob? Why is it so low and weirdly shaped? Is she supposed to be flat?
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>>569752892
Yean nigga, totally a good move to write out salarymen ending even if it's fake. Lmao.
All they did is basically enhancing the idea that they're retconning the ending just not to lose their players.
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>>569755264
Multiple are saying this.
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I like crab
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Who has the best pantyhose L2D? I don't want to spoil myself so I don't check in advance but I already have Rio, gTsubaki and gPina
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someone likes crab
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>yurizono seia
>yuri
explain this /bag/
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>>569755179
Who the fuck is Nasu and why the fuck anyone would put that amount of verbiage about a potential man, is the monkey littering in text form now?
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>>569755342
She has small, flaccid, saggy tits.
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>>569755369
Say it in Japanese. Out loud.
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>>569755427
He directed the hit anime, emiya chi no gohan
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>>569755342
retard
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>>569755427
Pikaman's favorite female writer
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>>569755413
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>>569755148

What BA characters weirdly show off skin? The most I can think that would fit that are Mutsuki's belly holes.
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Blue Archive x Godzilla
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>>569755448
me encanta kani
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>>569755556
Eimi.
That's like her whole shtick.
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>>569755342
brother, that's her arm
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>>569755342
You cant be serious
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>>569755556
Eimi came to mind first.
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Okay that's it. I'm just gonna watch Michael Bay movie than reading fateshit
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>>569755448
CUNNY DIE SUCKY!!
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>>569755556
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>>569755427
>>569755096
>Who the fuck is Nasu

Female japanese author.
Main author behind the gacha franchise Fate Grand Order.

>and why the fuck

This anon >>569754615 asked for proof of Nasu being a woman.
Then proof was posted in several posts, since the huge quantity of evidence needed several posts to be exposed.
Now you also know why Nasu is a woman.
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what the fuck was that did you guys see that Reisa?
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>>569755656
You sure? I hear it has canon futa.
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Wait, where's her ass??????
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>>569755715
Shut the fuck up already, fatefag. Go waffle about your goddamn author in shart rails or somewhere else holy shit.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/vhmd7bi5ccb9n3gr.mp4
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>>569755448
ANON-SAN
HAI
NANI GA SUKI?
TARABAGANI, yori mo A NA TA
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>>569755786
It's in the picture and it's perfect
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Erika is a rental girl...
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>>569755838
Oji-sans love renting....
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>>569755838
what a slut
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Why is it that everyone who types like this...
is a weird ERPing fag...
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>>569755996
but you just typed like that
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>>569755427
I have little love for type moon but, how the fuck could you be in the weebspace and not know who Nasu is?
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>>569755996
That's not true...
I use it for comedic effect...
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>>569755838

If you could back in time and show this image to people in /bag/ 6 months ago, what type of character would people think Erika is?
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>>569755838
rent a girlfriend reference?
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>>569756029
no...
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>>569755838
You are getting paid for it you monster
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>>569755786
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>>569755996
found the erping fag...
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>>569755810
Why the meltdown?

Someone asked for proof.

Then proof was provided.

That's all.

If someone asked.

>post about how MX Blade was stolen

or

>post about how Asuna saved Blue Archive back in 2020

Then the replies would been about that

This is your responsibility for asking about a topic you didn't liked
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>>569756098
still a slut
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>>569755996
/bag/ is 30% ERP 60% fanart 10% avatarfagging
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>>569755996
Anon,I...
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>>569755838
>Erika
>dHaruka
How much money do you spend on a a gacha? Be honest.
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>>569755838
Rental Kanojo...
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>>569756152
>you didn't liked
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>>569756132
I can't see it
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who the fuck even avatarfags here stop lying
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>r*ddit spacing
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>>569756239
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>>569755050
I read all that
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>>569756152
Eimi wouldn't say this
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>>569756267
I blame gookako
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>>569755402
Rio is probably the best.
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>>569754552
wtf that's not bananazoos
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>>569754552
sauce plox
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>>569756364
You read half of it.
It's still part 3 of 6.
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Heheheh
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>>569756447
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Is she gonna be bratty or motherly? Whoever came up with this is a goddamn genius.
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>>569755430
>small, flaccid, saggy tits
ewwww
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>>569756447
Why would you post this?
Why?
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>>569756550
>Is she gonna be bratty or motherly?
yes
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how long will part 2 Ex be?
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>>569756616
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If BA was made by the japanese the schools would be like this
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>>569756550
whatever the case, i want her to ride me until i'm shooting blanks
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>>569756169
>30% ERP
There is like 5% max AGP and ERP or being bi for students related topics. IT's usually very subtle, like at the end of a thread.
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>>569756616
The BIG chunk of story comes after Malkuth
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>>569756550
Her momos and the Highlander event already stablished she is bratty but dilligent, so do your math
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>>569756616
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>>569756665
clippity clop
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>>569756556
Someone had to get us back on topic
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Mama forgotten....
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>>569756665
full on monster girls are shite
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>>569756665
>centaur gf
need
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child pussy
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>>569756757
I ordered sushi 30 minutes ago. What's taking so long?
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>>569756665
>centaur gf
need
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>>569756834
Shes still licking her fingers give her few more minutes
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>>569756774
>>569756836
freaks
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>>569756768
>>569756771
>>569756665
>>569756836
>>569756907
For reference there IS a gacha game with Centaur Waifus
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why am I always blamed for every shitpost
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>>569756985
>book of zog
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>>569756757
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>>569756985
but we're not in that gacha game with certain centaur waifus
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>>569756725

This. Do artists even play the game? It's like they are feeling creative whiplash when it was clear she had this side to her all along.

I attended a Touhou Reitaisai once and I was excited to talk to all different artists about their favorite games of the series, 1ccs and etc, only to find out the majority never fucking played them. I wonder what's the ratio of that for BA.
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>>569757019
Ako blames Sensei for everything
Senseis blame Gookako for everything
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>>569757019
Because you can take it. You're the jester we neither need nor deserve.
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>>569756985
that's honestly gross looking
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>>569757019
Mr.CPU you're behind this post >>569756774
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>>569756985
it looks like someone shoved another girl up her rear end
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>>569757019
unironically (you)r fault
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>>569757070
Yikes this is the dude going around purity testing people at events
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Hime is so pretty...
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>>569757070
Rena would say this
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>>569757070
post your reitaisai stash
>>
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>>569756757
She needs more milk to be mama
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let me fight Malkuth already john nexon
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>>569757185
>>569757228
It doesn't look THAT bad.
At least she looks better than the waifu FOUR breasts.
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It's Mr.CP, get it right
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>>569757214
>>569757459
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I prefer normal waifu, tyvm.
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>>569757459
Mr.CPu is lowkey chill, I borrowed lots of students from him during this event
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Don't lump me with those gookako I just want peace and grope Ako's tits, Rio's tits and Hasumi's tits
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>>569757587
I don't know anyone normal that watches anime at 300x speed
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Is your student talented enough to do it?
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>>569757408

Sure?

https://files.catbox.moe/liu9wk.jpg

I don't have pics of the CDs I bought, most of my money went there.
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how tall is a gookako? 50cm? 1m?
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>>569757787
Zoomers are the new normal now, chud.
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>>569757765
This but Hina's tits, Hoshino's tits and Kisaki's tits
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>>569757857
how the FUCK is she doing all those things?
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I like iced coffee
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>>569757917
I still don't know why this was in the anime, it's literally impossible even for a mystic
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>>569757910
hmmmm...>>569757765
now you're just hiding your real tastes
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>>569757863
Ryuujou sex
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>>569756985
So does she have a cunt between each pair of legs or just the back pair or what?
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>>569757863
>satori
damned lolicon
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>>569757765
Why not Erika tits.
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>>569758104
post the rest
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>>569757587
>>569757891
Crazy how this was the tame design for Shimiko, shame they'll never release the concept art for the others
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I'm starting to get a gosling feeling
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>Nozomi stocks through the room
>Hikari and Aoba stocks remain stagnant
The world works strangely sometimes.
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>>569758153
I'm sure a baggot can somehow sneak into Nexon HQ and release the Shimiko files
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>>569758153
I got you, bruv
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Does anyone have the Mr.CPu thread in handy? I haven't laughed as hard since that day.
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Imagine not having Miku or the Raildex girls.
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>>569757587
Nothing normal about a student with feather HAIR
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>>569758205
Nigga I'm bankrupt then
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>>569758293
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>>569758295

Thank god I don't get some literally whos invading my cafe.
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>>569757457
which blue archive student should have 4 breasts?
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>>569758283
>no hat
BOOOO
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>>569756985
does she have two stomachs
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>>569758418
>be suou
>appear once in the story
>gets beaten up and takes off her jacket
>never appears again
Suoufags have been eating shit since her debut.
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>>569758283
>D
EROTIC
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>>569758341
Nigga shut up you have no hair.
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>>569758527
She takes off her jacket first, then gets beaten up
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>>569758293
our suffering is NOT your entertainment
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>>569758283
>they actually thought of giving her a womb tattoo
fffffFFFFFFFUUUUUCCKKK
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>>569756665
Good thing they didn't.
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>>569758293
John bag the other day had me rolling too
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>>569756526
it's a copypasta. There is actually only 3 parts.
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>>569758418
Our day may never come, but the small possibility that it might makes it all worth trudging through.
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>>569758829
Suoufans are strugglers
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Enter
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>>569758205
>through the room
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She will defeat Kaiser and become it's president
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>>569756757
Unironically want to start a family with her.
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>>569758871
the jobber squad...
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>>569757857
I unironically think Nonomi would never pull it off.
You need to train from very young age and high class wealthy ladies like Nonomi would never have their parents expose them to thot stuff like acrobatic dancing or ballet etc.
>>569755838
Day 1 player or a good gsovl that keeps the game alive?
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>>569755715
Assuming that was genuine and not off topic shit posting, you gotta summarize that or post a link.
>>569756030
Actually enjoyed some of the fate stuff, but if anything I knew different fate stories were written by different people, I do know urobitcher wrote zero.
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Today's gonna be great, did some momotalks (my count just got bigger somehow though.), my eggs were cooked perfectly and my favorite manga just got an anime adaptation leaked. I'm on a roll, I'm gonna draw sumire making fuuka work out while yuzu watches in fear from a locker since they were in my lessons screen together earlier, and it's gonna come out great.
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>>569759040
I don't see Hoshino
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>>569757587
>see S&M Shimiko
>get a boner
>think how sexy her clothes look and how good it would fit on (You)
stop posting her please
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>>569759275
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>>569755838
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>>569759125
Ballet is generally an upper class thing thoughbeit
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>>569758283
>evil cosplay=horns
This is anti-gehenna propaganda being sold by the tea party to propagate more disdain against Gehenna students
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remember:
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>>569757863
>Futo
a patrician
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>>569759375
give her some gogurt
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>>569759310
what manga
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>>569759375
"Hiniature"
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>>569759282
Blufes alt when?
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>>569759698
She needs a burger
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>>569759698
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>sameface syndrome
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I am genuinely trying to understand the sheer audacity of some people. You know you live on the fourth floor. You know there is no elevator. You know water is incredibly heavy. Yet, you order six full cases of it, pile on bags of groceries, boxes, and heavy detergent, and still expect someone to lug it all up to your door for a grand total of a $0.00 tip?
Absolutely not. I am a delivery driver, not a pack mule, and I am certainly not your free personal mover. I dropped the entire haul right at the bottom of the stairs, snapped the photo, and kept it moving.
If you want door-to-door service on the fourth floor with no elevator, you need to tip like you actually respect the physical labor involved. Enjoy the workout, champ.
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>>569759868
she wouldn't say this unless the customer was Miyako
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>>569759868
ayo this guy's a delivery wagie on a fucking Sunday
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>>569759519
Would this have saved Mashiro?
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>Yuuka has a limited alt
>Hasumi has a limited alt
>Suzumi has a limited alt
Chinatsu needs to up her game
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>>569759519
>remember
remember

the 21st of september
the love changing pretenders of their plots
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>>569759921
>Implying the rabbits can afford groceries
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>>569759868
you already get paid a salary, stop being lazy, DaQuan
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>>569759382
It teaches girls how to be a flexible young slut for daddy.
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>>569759643
Murcielago. It's tied with watamote for my favorite manga but I've given up on season 2 of watamote ever happening. It'll be interesting since the mc already has a va from appearing in a few gacha games already. Two va's actually since there was that motion comic of chapter 1 as well.
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>>569755996
no...
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>>569759868
I saw this post in twitter already
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>>569760013
Her name is Niko
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Would she be popular if she were introduced now?
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Jumby my beloved...
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>>569759310
Momos count for either 1 or 2 depending on the amount of messages a student sent before receiveing a reply. You likely read some momos where the student gave one message and the next momo had her send two at once. You could theorically have two times the amount of students you recruited as unread momotalks.
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>>569759868
this nigga getting fired lmao
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>>569760004
Or living at the fourth floor
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i swear /bag/ is a breath of fresh air, /hsrg/ and /gig/ makes me want to kill myself.
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homu
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>>569759310
I'm happy for you anon. But where is fappy time with Rio in here?
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>got bAlice to UE60
>still haven't gotten to P2 even once after an hour of resetting
Rather than non-crits and crits, it should be called duds and non-duds. Amazing fucking gameplay.
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>>569759809
Aris would have worn it and we would have the roughest, sloppiest sex ever.
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>>569760281
Nah, I'd win.
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coom in doom
rope in hope
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>>569759868
Boo fucking hoo.
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>>569760334
Tits too big
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>>569760106

Current manga Watamote and S1 Watamote might as well be different series altogether.
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>>569760359
this doesn't look like winning
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>>569760517
Didn't it turn into yurishit
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>>569759698
Reisa's mahoussy...
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>>569752437
Hon hon hon mon ami !
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>>569760648
:(
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>>569760648
I don't get it
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>>569759868
It started raining where I live, I think I'm gonna order some slop.
And no, I'm not gonna give a tip
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>>569760334
Aris is an emotionless clanker.
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>>569760774
>And no, I'm not gonna give a tip
common euro W
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>>569760774
Hope you like the hawk tuah sauce
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>>569760265
The only generals I enjoy browsing are /bag/, /trick/ and /nikg/
These 3 are relatively chill and are very lore, plot and character focused.

I'm not sure why but the every other general
>/gig/
>/hrsg/
>/zzz/
>/endfield/
>/wuwa/
>/gbfg/
>/alter/ /fgog/
There's always some kind of civil war in there, with posting factions shitposting against each other.
Most of the time is gay posters complaining because their games need more male gachas, and arguing against waifu posters.
Also endless amount of EoS posting.
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>>569759801
More like first Bride alt when
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>>569760570

People like to say that due to the usual brainrot, but the biggest difference that actually matters is that early Watamote was dark, self-deprecating humor while late Watamote is SoL, innuendo humor.

I like both but it should have been two separate series.
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>>569760306
>the hero has arrived!
kekw not only is her design bad, she is also maldy like her maid form?
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>>569760894
you forget that theres that one guy who keeps complaining about "black tier asses"
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>>569760774
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hawk tuah
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>>569760106
whats it about nigga
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>>569760997
What the fuck is "black tier asses"?
Imagine complaining about big butt.
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>>569760956
man I miss my nigga Terry
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>>569760868
we just can't stop winning
>>569760874
The paper bag it comes in is always stapled shut, if some nigger messes with it he's just gonna lose his job and I get a refund lmao
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>>569760774
>I'm not gonna give a tip
would you like some gogurt with your fries, sir?
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>>569760912
>>569759801
>>569759282
I love Ichika but I hope she never gets a FES or bride alt because that means Hasumi gets one too and that would fucking suck.
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while waiting for big shiroko i decided to grind some momotalks.. WHY DO THEY ALL HEEHEEHEE?
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>>569759868
>I am a delivery driver, not a pack mule
difference is?
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Speaking of Ichika, when does her swimnsuit alt go to the Expert Permit shop? I kind of want to invest in her but it feels like a waste burning elephs on someone who will be buyable later.
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>>569761150
what did he mean by this
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>>569761240
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Protect her smile.
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>>569761085
it's about a lesbian serial killer who fucks women and kills other killers for the government
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Should i go on a beach trip alone /bag/
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>>569761223
investing in her at all is a waste so who cares if you spend a few extra elephs, also she still has a whole ass rerun later this year where you'll be able to farm more of her and then only the next year does the event get archived and she gets added to the permit shop
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>>569761336
looks kinda chinky
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>>569761403
sounds terrible
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>>569759868

Feels good to work in upper management.
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>>569761410
Yeah, why not?
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>>569761194
mikey yakson
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>>569761468
u take that back........
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>>569761091
from what i gathered, its basically any character who has a big butt, and that guy thinks the girl is catering to black people.
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>>569761130
keep seething wagie
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>>569761096
he inspired me to become a programmer
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>>569761479
it's very stylish

I'm NTA but I found it enjoyable when it was getting translations, but I enjoy weird trashy media
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>>569761150
A sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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>>569761602
hee hee
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>>569761150
why you hatin
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>>569760997
>that one guy who keeps complaining about "black tier asses

That guy reduced his shitposting after his accidental "lore drop"
Dude posted by mistake on /zzz/ one of his personal screenshots which revealed his Discord tag and email, which self doxxed him because he used the very same email account for his Linkedin account and Twitter accounts.
As expected dude was from the Philippines.
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>>569761572
yeah, bro made his own kernel and OS on his own, he was based beyond belief. RIP
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>Place "wise type" character in lobby
>Tap
>Character giggles in a motherly tone and says something slightly provocative

Every. Fucking. Time. Can we nuke this stereotype already? It's just so overused.
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>your ideal wife
>your ideal one night stand
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>>569760997
What about Latina tier asses?
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Mutsuki
7 inches
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>>569761783
>As expected dude was from the Philippines.
the best jokes always write themselves
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>>569761783
>Linkedin account
why
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Ohr ryona
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>>569762000
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KILL YOURSELF
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>>569760997
>>569761783
guy would love Track Yuuka
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>>569760894

Some of those gatchas like the Mihoyo ones are massive, why would they be EoS shitposting?
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i think i understand why it's morally good to lust over a underage student who look like this
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'ick in 'moi
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>>569762000
Bunda
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>>569761410
If it's reasonably crowded (families) you will feel like a loser in my experience
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Ohr sex
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>>569762181
fucking kek
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>>569762361
>brazilian
she has a dick
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6 more months... an eternity.
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>>569761783
>check archive out of curiosity
>it's real
kek. embarrassing
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Miyako can do it.
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>>569761410
Yeah dude, go alone and walk the length of the beach checking out girls in swimsuits and make no effort to hide a boner.
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>>569762447
Good I'm tired of using dragon dildos
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>>569762447
I mean, I've seen some Brazilian girls with big clits. Still a girl tho.
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>>569762225
this nigger stole my posts too
can't believe I made some South American 1.2 USD (he'll be able to feed his family for 32 weeks)
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>>569761518
It's too late
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>>569761929
Ichika
Saori

Saori looks like she'd be the most insane partner in bed
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>>569762274
Someone said fake prez mightve been created by rins and/or other students idea of what the president was like, but if that were the case why wouldn't she just look 1-1 like her? Rin has a photo of arona on her even, it's not like pictures of her disappeared along with her.
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>>569762225
>Not stealing tr*itor posts
Yikes.
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>>569762660
Uhh yeah about that
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I'm tired of underage girls protecting sensei every single arc

give me a mecha armor Rio
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>>569762534
>walk the length of the beach checking out girls in swimsuits and make no effort to hide a boner
beast mode
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>>569762730
your toki?
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>>569762660
what if the blue gscp is the fake one though
im already in love with the scary underage blondet that would stab me like saori anyway
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>>569762274
Office Ladies are the peak of women sex appeal
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>>569760106
Murcielago got an anime? Well that's a choice.
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>>569760534
i would cum early because i am a quickshot
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>>569760106
Pray it doesn't get the Biscuit Hammer treatment.
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what if fake prez is Comstock?
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Ichika speaks in a ghetto slang. she shouldn't be in trinity with the other upper class girls.
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>>569761929
Saori
None because that would mean cheating on my student wife.
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>fake prez
>only thing she has in common with real prez is her flatness
this confirms that bigArona's defining character trait was her flat chest
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>>569762830
shot* but i see her more using a knife rather than a pistol
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>>569763013
>taming Saori
The white whale of helping your students
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>>569763005
>ghetto slang
she sounds like a country bumpkin
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From how she has a lot of art with the NTR smile I had the impression that Ichika was a slutty gyaru type. Is she?
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>>569763079
Already happened
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>>569763117
your mom is slutty gyaru type
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>>569763196
...that's hot
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>>569763117
maybe play the fucking game retard
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>>569763013
daughterstudentwife saori
i loved her momos having her acting like a daughter really turned me on
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>>569761194
The girls in original text all have unique laughs, Mutsuki has some sort of Kufufu laugh in the original text.
But the localizer dev team once had an ironclad mandate "DO NOT TRANSLATE UNIQUE LAUGHS, DO NOT TRANSLATE LAUGHS AS ANYTHING BUT HEEHEE"
It made the game sound extremely stilted and annoying most of the time, every single line was heeheeheeheehee about a dozen times in a row because no character ever had different laughs, so every character was doing that over and over again in the same paragraph. So we bitched at the devs until they "sorta" fixed it, not really but they didn't make it as bad. Whenever we stop bitching at them they almost entirely go back to heeheehee again though. A lot of girls in the game still lack their moe unique laughs because the localizers don't want to fix it, the heehee directive is still technically in place. It took five years for them to finally give Koyuki back her unique laugh in a recent update. The localizers have gone through so many retard moments when it came to character specific laughs; they originally tried translating Niya's laugh as BWAHAHAHAH because they didn't want to accurately translate it as "nyahaha". I think eventually they fixed that one at least, but they never fixed the translation of the original three ninja event.
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>>569763117
Sometimes I read posts that make me feel like I'm losing IQ and this might be one of such posts
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soon
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>>569762260
EoS posting isn't a coherent thought it's a desperate prayer. It's more or less a doomsday cult composed of people so hopelessly imprisoned by sunk cost and poor impulse control that EoS would be their only salvation, and part by people who have long quit the game in question but are so mentally ill that they can't bring themselves to leave the thread and instead just make posting "I hope the thing you do gets taken away" their entire lifestyle. There are whole discord servers of doomsposters that just rove generals for games they don't play posting "EoS soon" on rotation. It's accelerationism for people who got lost on their way to /pol/.
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>>569763117
She's unironically wife material, which attracts the NTR fuckers just as much, also play the fucking game
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>>569763117
In a similar vein, before I picked up the game I was under the impression that Toki was a cyborg or something.
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flat vs small?
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When real prez gets back she needs to be punished in various ways.
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>>569763434
Never post again
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>>569763434
GUH
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>>569763264
>>569763379
>play the fucking game
Okay. I would have but last time I asked if I should people told me to just stick with the porn. Is it even a good time to start? How is it for f2p or dolphins? What do daily chores and stuff look like?
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>>569763290
Sensei truly is a saint because I would have advised Saori to destroy everything at that construction site after she got Jew'd by the foreman.
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>>569763117
you mindbroke yourself by consuming too much garbage, nigga
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>>569763117
>Slutty
You can't be a slut or slutty in a series where other men literally don't exist.
>But what if I headcanon other...
That's not blue archive then, blue archive has sensei as the only man.
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>>569763415
You already know
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>>569763434
Keep posting forever
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>>569763619
You motherfuckers better not GUH to this...
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Hondo Kaede, the VA of Hifumi, was this week's host for Limited Pick-Up Radio segment of Blue Archive Radio. She was asked 10 questions about herself, one of them was if Hondo was a bit of an airhead like Hifumi, of which she answered that this one time she forgot about her car.

Later in the show, the radio staff asked Hondo to elaborate on the forgotten car story, so she gave in and tell the whole story. Apparently it's a story from back then, Hondo claimed she's not THAT careless anymore nowadays.

So one day, Hondo drove her own car to work, she parked it nearby the job location and then went to work. After she finished working, because she had no other schedule for that day, Hondo decided to go home, and so she called a taxi.

Hondo knew that sometimes she can easily forget things so she has this habit of taking pictures of her belongings that day, including taking picture together with her car (yes, not just the car but with herself lol) when she does drive to work, so she can remember where she parks. So when she looked through her phone's gallery on the way home inside the taxi, Hondo finally remembered that she went to work with her car that day. She then asked the driver to take her back to where she got in, even though they were already near her home.

"Is everything okay, ma'am?"
"Oh yes, I just forgot something."
"Oh, glad it's just that. What was it, by the way? Your purse or bag or something?"
"No. It was my car."
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>>569763619
>>569763530
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>>569763506
we want scary teens here we dont want expired goods
>>569763616
>let's start the shift over, i'll help
>we'll do it together this time don't worry about it
i'll never be sensei because i would throw saori at them like a rocket launcher and steal everything
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>>569763616
It wouldn't be good for her education.
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>>569763619
>>569763434
So this is the power of the nameless gods...
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>>569763708
I can see now why she's in the retard club
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>>569762496
what if they don't release her? how common has been her appearance on JP main story?
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>>569763563
It's extremely generous to new players and in 2 days there's an event with doubled odds for 3* characters so you can get a strong roster right off the bat. Dailies are pretty quick, you can skip through missions and just check in on your cafe and lessons and you're done. ~2-5 mins or so.
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>>569763563
Starting today is the absolute best time because you get 100 free pulls which are going away tomorrow. Dailies are ~8 mins, unless raid is on. With raids you can aim for gold and only clear once if you are lazy, or spend an hour a day malding.
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>>569763708
>"Oh yes, I just forgot something."
>"Oh, glad it's just that. What was it, by the way? Your purse or bag or something?"
>"No. It was my car."
she's literally me
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Is it hag students time?
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[-]
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>>569763659
Mari proves you wrong as the sluttiest slut in Kivotos.
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It's actually picrel time
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>>569763994
>>569763965
retard
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should I be hoarding AP now or will the fes event not use AP like this week?
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>armpit hair
KILL YOU'RE ARE SELVE
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>>569764191
Next week FES will just be raids again.
But the 3x will be normal and hard.
So bee yourself.
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>>569763563
there's a skip button bro just play it, no theres no ntr in this game, its all about taking responsibility as a proper adult
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>>569763781
I think it would be great for her education. It would teach her that while trying to become a productive member of society is good, letting yourself get cheated isn't, and that there needs to be consequences for bad actors in society. She can be taught about the pros and cons of vigilantism later, but she needs to be made whole first.
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>>569763847
I would be extremely upset and sad.
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>cameltoe on a fucking DRESS
nigger
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>>569764160
Every single time
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>poison your coffee with sleeping pills and diluted viagra
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>>569764258
holy fuTHERE'S ANOTHER 3X HARDS?!?!?!
HOOOOOLY
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>>569764318
wtf that's rape
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Genuinely fucking revolting, bravo
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>>569763434
>>569763619
this is disgusting
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>Newfags who keep saying they skipped the current "event"
>But also they refuse to read volume EX because a random chart told them not to read things out of order, so they don't "feel like starting it yet"
Imagine skipping volume F so you could just play the random chroma raids.
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>>569764358
Just check the schedule.
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>>569763873
>>569763850
Sounds like practically providential timing. I'm surprised. Fuck it, I'm in. How far in do I need to get today to claim everything that's about to expire? Is it all available right away or do I have to scramble to reach a certain point today?
Also what does rerolling look like? I know it's never "necessary," but is there something I should aim to do, or should I just hold on to everything and limp through with whatever I start with and blow everything on the upcoming event?
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>>569764310
never said you were samefagging I just called you a retard like the other guy attached.
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>>569764318
>I get a heart attack because I'm already doing bluechew
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>>569764428
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This guy likes making hag kokona fucking busted for some reason.
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>>569764382
we call here chewy actually
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>>569763563
if you actually want to start do it right now, there's 100 free rolls up on a limited banner that will be gone in 30 hours or something
>f2p or dolphins
easily doable, one of the best gacha for it
>dailies
5~10 minutes. More if there's a raid up that you feel like malding but that's never necessary
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Sensei dyono
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>>569763563
>How is it for f2p or dolphins?
pretty good. if you're a dolphin just get the monthly packs (including AP), maybe the one-time limited pyro packs, you don't really need more. it's also playable f2p but enjoy not being able to build your students because doing scrimms for UE materials will cost AP
>What do daily chores and stuff look like?
5 minutes of sweeping stages, scrimms, bounties, 5 pvp matches, and raids during TA/GA/JFD weeks. headpats every 3 hours. that's about it
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>>569753914
they really gotta stop giving clout to these secondary whores
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That's fucking disgusting. Even Nikke was more classy than that.
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>>569764448
>How far in do I need to get today to claim everything that's about to expire? Is it all available right away
you'll be able to use the free pulls right after you finish the tutorial, takes like 30 minutes if you read everything
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>>569763324
what the hell is with that? why do they keep doing it if they already know its an issue? thats kinda retarded
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>>569764470
There's this thing called "plural" in the English language.
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>>569764514
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>>569764318
Don't do that.
Source:523630
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>>569764358
being around all these students is getting me 3X hard myself
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>>569763324
They still refuse to give hoshino her unique laugh even though it's even mention in the fucking story of volume 1 ch 3.
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Stop being aroused by childs
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>>569764318
>nothing happens to either of us because I also spiked her drink with sleeping pills
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>>569764448
I think the tutorial is like 15 mins? The story segments are like 10 mins I think. It's been a long time. After the tutorial missions you unlock an intro banner which makes you do 10x10 rolls, but you only keep the one you decide to save. Then you unlock most of the important stuff, including rolling, though a ton of modes unlock later at higher account levels. No idea how long rerolling is nowadays. Check out the links in the OP for a ton of guides.
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>>569764839
if God didn't want me to get aroused by childs, he wouldn't have made them so sexy
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>>569763708
You paid for the limited segment?
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>>569764448
There's a guide for starter rolls and rerolling in here https://rentry.org/how2playba

In additions to that, considering the prefest free rolls are up right now, I'd recommend starting, going through the prologue, starter roll, and first 2 or 3 or whatever missions required to unlock the gacha (this takes maybe 20 minutes properly, more like 5 to 10 if you skip story) then using up the 100 free rolls on the Rio/Himari banners. If you get good results keep it, if not reroll and try again. There's a button to reset account in options.
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>>569764695
Trying to correct localizers is like trying to move a mountain, the amount of effort it takes to move it one inch is massive. There's a form on the website where we can complain to nexon about translation issues, if enough people complain stuff usually gets fixed, but the heehee issue is one of the hardest things to make them budge on.
We have had relative success at making it not as bad over the years but it is still somewhat of an issue sometimes. I'm still annoyed that they translate "ehehe" laughs as "Eeeheehee" for some stupid reason.

Blame Scott I guess
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>>569764715
I always found it funny that despite not being the club's president, Izuna is the closest things to a functional ninja out of them.
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>>569749937
>>569750358
is that the reason they ganged up on Wakamo??
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>>569755813
I missed it gookako "bro"
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>>569764763
why did she do this bros
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>>569764689
Oh okay, so these are pulls for a specific banner, so today is in fact the perfect day to start AND to reroll into a silly roster? Fantastic.
>>569764513
>>569764549
>>569764935
>>569765072
I'm all in. Installing the game right now. I'm relying on you to coach me, boys. I'm going in 100% blind and I don't want to make the same silly mistake I made in Arknights where I spent like an hour rerolling, stopped when I got two SSRs on the newbie banner, and they wound up being a couple of the worst power crept ones even at the time I started.
Reading up on rerolling now, will get started with it shortly.
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>>569765118
>if enough people complain stuff usually gets fixed
at a snail's pace, unfortunately. not sure if I was the only one to complain about that particular thing or not, but Momoi's Basic+ skill description took MONTHS to get fixed (funnily enough though, they used the exact fixed sentence I provided. surely shouldn't have taken months to just copy/paste what I sent)
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>>569765317
You can go around telling people that you worked on Blue Archive
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>>569755996
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>>569764850
>hijack each other's drink
>fall asleep on the same bed
>both wake up at the same time knowing perfectly what happened
>go on about their day like nothing happened
>will try again tomorrow and endup havings naps with fake prez everyday
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>>569765284
for the starter banner you want any of: Shun, Iori, Aru, Hibiki. preferably at least 2 of them since you can get multiple purples. it's better to get Shun on your starter rolls since she's the only one of the lot who's not farmable
>>569765413
I'll add the line "Helped fix a translation issue for my studentwife on Blue Archive" to my CV
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>>569764850
>>569765470
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>>569765284
Nice, have fun Sensei. Remember to be responsible.
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>>569765136
Izuna is the only one who fully embraces the chuuniness associated with being a ninja in modern times. She's a natural talent and has zero shame with the act, which lets her go all out as a ninja. Mitcher, in contrast, is crippled by being self-aware and more down-to-earth. She knows she's basically larping and can't put her full heart into ninja antics under most circumstances.
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Now that i'm done with this part...
Why was destroying Yesod necessary again? Couldn't they just fly around him? What would he do, get up and go after them?
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>>569765731
breaking brats toys is fun and they deserve it
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Anyone else run into this? Idk where to find it
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>>569765731
Stealing cores/territory away both powered them up for the inevitable final showdown and also slows Netzach's growth. it was win-win.
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wtf was her problem
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>>569765802
me after finishing eimi feet and ejaculating in her armpit after rutting and grunting like a ill retard
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Rabu means love!
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midori's arcade live2d IS SO FUCKINGT CUTE MY HEART
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>>569765992
her alt's L2D is great too (but more on the sexy side)
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>>569765847
you didn't do it when first part was up?
bricked.
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>>569765946
I can literally see down her shirt!
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>>569765284 (me)
What the heck, I wasn't expecting rerolling to be quite so straightforward. I figured I'd have to salt my email or make a bunch of throwaways, register a bunch of times, eventually change the email on one with a good result, etc etc. Compared to what I've had to do in the past I'd be crazy not to spend a little while fishing for a perfect result.
>>569765589
I'll be sure to livepost the story once I'm starting to work through it in earnest.
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>>569765802
Why are they in Mordor again?
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>>569766137
to kill Chokmah
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>>569766137
Himari was cold
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>>569766137
Read, for Christ's sake. READ.
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>>569766125
Just be sure to use the how2ba guide another anon linked. It has all the information you need.
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>>569765284
You can get a lot of pyrox skipping the story, but do be warned of two things:
There's a filter in Volume 3 that will require actual combat strength
The story is the best thing about the game and you're doing yourself a massive disfavour if you skip and don't look back.
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>>569765731
>Couldn't they just fly around him? What would he do, get up and go after them?
Yesod is the ENTIRE wall and can reform very quickly at any part of it

We see them attempt to fly in PV6. Yesod slapped them down
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>>569765946
>>569766082
Was there ever any fanart of her putting her sock on her gun?
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>>569766350
>There's a filter in Volume 3 that will require actual combat strength
it's really not that hard nowadays depending on your starter rolls and spooks on the 100 free pulls. doable at level 30 and comfortably just a few levels above that, which takes a day or two to reach
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>>569763934
This is barf inducing
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>>569766379
I thought of him like a tower rather than the wall itself. This would make sense then.
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>>569765720
And that's why Toki can't enjoy her streams.
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>>569766350
Oh I'll be reading every word, don't you worry about that. Only time I've ever skipped story in a gacha is when I was running out of time before capping on stamina/sanity whatever dumb time-related resource, and I've always (sooner or later) gone back for it. Story and character writing are what keeps me playing these things against my better judgment.
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SOON
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>>569761849
I just like him coz he was autistic and memeable
wonder what his diet was
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>>569766379
>and can reform very quickly at any part of it
This was my assumption and the only way he can logically guard anything, but I don't think they actually confirmed this
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A website or how each character refers to every other character, nicknames, honorifics, etc

https://bluearchive.wikiru.jp/?キャラ呼称表#notefoot_1

For JP this is really important, although global translators often don't keep it consistent.
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>>569766725
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>>569766975
remember this shit sold for 200 bucks as a poster
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Can I rename at will? How disappointed/punished will I be for not coming up with the funniest possible 14-character name possible right now?
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>>569767039
Yen bucks or American dollarino bucks?
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real prez foot worship and love
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>>569767137
200 USdollarydoo equivalent yen bucks
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>>569767039
>>569767137
it wasn't a poster https://shop.yostar.co.jp/products/detail/2201
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>>569767104
> Rename
Yes.
> Redo birthday
No, so better input the correct birthday or you're shit out of luck.
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>>569766975
why hina is there
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>>569766975
Didn't you forget someone
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>>569765946
rabu means love making sex
ftfy
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the problem with the story is that it's so long you're bound to take breaks and then you come back and can't really remember some of the things that happened anymore
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Raids this, momos that. I just want to take it easy and collect my quarterly dividends.
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>>569767417
bro has the memory of a dining room table the fuck you mean you can't remember
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>>569765284
Do prologue and get to the lobby
Do starter roll (free tenner with 9 chances, newfag guide has a section on it, special restricted gacha pool)
Might have to do the first 2 missions or something to unlock the other buttons, can't remember
1) Click the goon goblin down in the bottom right, that's the gacha page
2) Find the Rio and Himari banners and bust on them
3) If you get shit luck reset account and try again, this time skipping all the story stuff

Himari is better than Rio but since you are new and won't have dHina Rio is pretty good too. You can get both in theory, if you're willing to keep resetting until you do. Try to at least get your target and a couple good spooks.
Don't spend any of your own pyro imo, just use the free rolls and retry if you get fucked. Save all pyro for the Fest banners in 2 days.
Fest banners only last a week, you'll want to get all the free newfag pyro you can to spend on them. Best source will be burning through as much of the story and missions as you can.
On the fest banners, ideally you want all 4 girls. That might not be possible, but you should be able to farm out at least 2 sparks (400 pulls). Armed Hoshino is probably the first priority for meta.
And no, the free rolls don't carry over to Fest.
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>>569767417
Asunabro...
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>>569767296
What do you mean? Maybe because she's old Hosh's best friend?
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>>569765284
The starter banner is all farmable students except Shun so don't worry about it too much. It's a good boost for the early game but you're not bricking yourself if you just pick students you like instead.
also >>569766691
>running out of time before capping on stamina/sanity
Story mode is literally just the story. No stamina cost, no tie-in to progression what so ever.
Missions and material farming stages are completely separate and once you clear them once you can just instantly claim the rewards every time afterwards. The game is extremely respectful of your time.
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>>569765282
Forced insemination
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They told me this when I tried for a normal name yet they let me name my account #1EnkouFan.
Wait what the fuck, "Shittim Chest"?
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I-It's not that small! T-T
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he's right making the story sporadic won't get traction
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>>569767104
Every 24 hours
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>>569766989
thanks.
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>>569767651
Rio made it multiple times bigger, don't worry
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>>569766975
Kino
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>>569765904
Too perfect, too good for this world
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>>569766975
Hina is Abydos?
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>>569767590
>Shittim Chest
Wait till you learn about ligma
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>>569767590
Oh yeah make sure you read the story in the correct order, there a guide in the rentry in the OP
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Shitting on Hina's flat chest
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>>569767590
your name cannot contain any of these words https://github.com/electricgoat/ba-data/blob/global/Other/blacklist.csv
note that the way it detects strings ignores spaces so shittim and shit tim are the same, same goes for the chat
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Hina should move in with me
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I feel like I've already failed to be a responsible adult.
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>>569765946
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>>569767778
Hina is Blue Archive
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>>569767803
POINTITTIES SEXO
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>>569767972
Who is Enkou?
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>>569767972
just practice enkou responsibly
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>>569767803
Too damn bad this guy lost comiket lottery
I want to see more doujins from this guy
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Love the Yuzu
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>>569767956
>loli is in blacklist
oh come on
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>>569767956
It was literally just a normal human name deliberately misspelled. Best I can figure is it was the space somehow.
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>>569767778
Hina should transfer
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>>569763659
students canonically goon using haniwa statues. robots, animals and tentacle monster exist that students can fuck there are more than enough opportunity for students to act slutty.
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>>569767972
Use your real name, or at least a nickname
It'll make you feel good
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>>569768289
we hate lesbians here at least
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>>569751138
naizuri hole
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>>569768437
BASED
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Hey
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>>569767956
>auschwitz
>alqaeda
>5phlnct3r
>4ssm4ster
>cockfag
>crackwhore
>fornicator
I'M FUCKING DYING OMFG
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>>569768437
>legion of heroes
What?
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>>569768424
>Cuck delusions
Wrong door buddy, you want the /fgog/ general. We don't want your kind here.
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was it necessary for yume to have massive honkers?
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>>569768778
>>569768778
>>569768778
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>>569768784
>>569768784
>>569768784
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>>569768437
>>569768673
Sensei's pronouns are they/them, btw. Seethe.
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>>569768794
aoba...
im sorry...
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>>569752374
Isn't she actually pretty smart? I mean, millenium is an science school, so at least on paper your grades need to be good enough to enroll there. Is not as if any random kid can go in there.
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>>569768783
>>569768794
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>>569768289
even "nexon" is in the blacklist
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>>569767956
>Vete a la verga
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>>569769007
>Flat out "nigger" on the list 3 times
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>>569767778
It's the celebratory illustration for V1C3. If you read it, you should realize why she's there.
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>>569768765
yes
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>>569769007
My chat log in any competitive game
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>>569769007
no
>Nigxon

one job
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>>569767482
not everyone playing the game has autism anon
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>>569767651
Ein is happy that it will fit
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>>569767956
List is incomplete/bag/ is on that list now
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>>569768847
Yes, she's actually really smart. She just pushes most of her really good ideas too far and cause it to backfire.
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Hi /bag/ can I finally play the rest of the story in one go or is it still time gated?
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>>569776020
Pretty sure there's no time gate. You just need to do some missions every now and then
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