The Unbathed Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>569747538>Thread QuestionWhy does she wear the mask?
I need to disco dance with discordance
>>569813805Do you think they'll keep Chorda as evil as she was in the tabletop?
>>569813986Knowing Owlcat they'll make her worse. And more of a slut, too.
in my time femcels simped for alistair and made cringey romance vids on youtube
we love touma
>>569813869They should make him able to self target with Officer abilities If anyone hasn't taken the survey yet, you should ask them to do this.
Owlcat is going to make her have a long history of sexual partners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR1TTxaAPos
>>569814069They still do that for Solavellan
>>569814058>Implying this wasn't a gigastacy slut anyways
bioware pioneered cuck romance
Sex with birds
so I've never played an owlcat game but I've picked up from this general that you fags regularly cheat or bypass mechanics by using this "toybox" mod? and this is considered fine and expected? what the fuck is wrong with this fanbase?
>>569813805The chain and the padlock - is that just a fashion statement?
>>569814423>what the fuck is wrong with this fanbase?Not the fanbase, with Owlcat. Their games are so shit that a mod is not just recommended but outright necessary. They're the Bethesda of CRPGs
>>569814148I mean... one partner a year would still be one hell of a body count for her and there's no way this BPD slut was loyal to one man for a year.
>>569813986I hope so and make her unfixable
>>569814069Not me. Alistair was cringe. Zevran all the way.
>>569814534out of all the fashion quirks in the setting, this is what puzzles you
>>569814581turnips
>>569814423You actually don't need such things on Core and lower. The heavy reliance on 15 minutes of buffing every single map is extreme exaggeration. It's also sometimes cope from retard babies who can't bump the difficulty slider down to the level which matches their skills and abilities.
>>569814586This is all slander btw
>>569814767Yes. Everything else is normal
>>569814535With the rate Owlcat is making these games, and their resulting quality, I think Bethesda of CRPGs is an apt title.
>>569814423owlcat games are notorious for being broken messes, you need toybox to fix their games. the devs even tell you to get it
>>569814789I jsut love buffing even when it's not needed. I love watching numbers go up
Do you know why Camellia failed in her character concept?She's too mean before the reveal. She's a companion that needed an alternative voicelines for her pre-reveal personality. She also should have been better at hiding her psychopathic side.Finally, instead of an amulet of "hide alignment" it should have been one of misdirection which would have flagged her as "CN" based first on Anevia but later on her father Horgus Gwerm's alignments. This way, her "can't be good classes, can't be lawful classes" gimmick would have been explained, she's only "CN" she's actually rather charming, oh we're flirting how nice.THEN they drop the murder-fucking heart-eating reveal. It would have hit so much harder.
>>569814423>so I've never played an owlcat game but (very very shitty bait)Get a job or something nigga
>>569814534They emphasize her utmost purity, her virginity is still intact and literally locked away
Tell me, which alignment will you choose for your Acolyte?
>>569814586Winterscale fucked Aspyce for sure.
>>569815041no you don't get it the twist is that there is no twist and it's SUPPOSED to be obviouswhy you can't do anything about it until the game arbitrarily decides to let you in act 3? shut up
>>569815101Amalathian but I'll let myself slip into more heretical practices as the game goes on. Basically the Eisenhorn approach.
>>569815101Xenos hybris because xenotech is cool
>>569815101I will be choose whatever options seem the best at the time regardless of alignment
>>569815041I don't think Owlcat wanted it to be a big reveal. They just wanted you to be like yep she's as crazy as you thought!I am more bothered that none of the companions save for like Daeran realize she's psychotic. >Arue telling her she has a pure heart lol
>>569815309Xenos Hybris just for making Xeno-weapons taking 1 less action point already sounds really OP. Called shots are two action points, being able to do it for one willbe amazing for officers where action points are at a premium.
>>569815101whatever alignment gives me love and peace
>>569815101Radical but not touching chaos
>>569815557Monodominant.
>Without turning, Fara Devanon slinked through the door and out into the corridor, hips rolling like the flanks of a sleek black panther>Varlan towered over Asset 16. She was a living expression of good genetics, of beauty, health and great physical aptitude.>We will not kill you, Shianna Varlan. Your cells boast too fine a poetry. Instead, you shall make a splendid mother to the next generation of kindred. Yes, and what strong children you will have.>It was here, in this foul place, this alien den of soul-swallowing horror, that Shianna Varlan’s slow descent into madness and destruction would begin. It was here that her children would be born.>She was pregnant like the others, her belly stretched taut with early signs of the chitinous armour which the creature within was already forming>I had thought to receive only the infant, but the survival of the mother is a tremendous bonus. We must keep her alive after the birth. Once she is stabilized and properly conditioned to our needs, it will be fascinating to see how her offspring responds to her in a Geller-shielded environment.oh nohow horrifyingthis could've happened to argenta
>>569815681Hahahaha no
>>569815641Did you rip up all the scrolls (without reading them) in the personal study of the inquisitor?
I consider 40K to be low brow, too low brow for me. The equivalent of marvelslop but for the improperly fascist, lumpenprole, a teenager's idea of a world. Action figures that would be better used if they stuck them up their ass. Fat, obese. Almost all fantasy is like that, children toys. Fantasy was solved when Tolkien finished his writing, everything from there has been jerking off and ripping off.
>>569815846>he thinks I have played the betaRelease a torrent and I will
>>569815557Xenos Hybris, maybe your true love isn't human.
>>569815772The only peace is the Emperor's Peace, which you will freely gift to all. The only love is the Emperor's love which will be let lose from Boltgun and flamer.
>>569815915Can you believe some fag actually tried to convince us that a woman wrote this post, and some anons fell for it?
>>569815934Why should I give you the torrent if you're too dumb to find it yourself?
>>569815101luv da Empraluv me 'umans'ate xenos'ate chaosSimple as.
>>569816194>find it yourself?How do you find something that doesn't exist?
Anevia was a tranny this whole time
>>569816173Yea, what kind of woman say "lowbrow"?
>>569816225why are there 4 alignmentswhy are they shaped like constellationswhy are they stupid tryhard nameswhy are all xenos lumped together
>>569816278Be the change you want to see.
>>569816173>still giving it attention
>>569815101Xanthite with Disco as my waifu to keep me safe from the consequences of my actions
>>569816328Is this meant to be a revelation for us or for you?
>>569816173I support bloggers who don't start to rant about idpol out of nowhere
>>569816565>Why are you holding my hand, screwup?>Because if I let go the warp will ta- >I mean it's because I love you so much!
>>569816502>why are they stupid tryhard namesDon't you worry, soon we will be putting CHAD and KEK and BROS and GODS between the gaps, and they will become more familiar to our aberrant tongue.
Will Discordance be romanceable? Is she mean?
Help me out I'm stuck on the Canoness' murder investigationI got access into the courtyard and found the dead servant who I'm reasonably convinced is connected to the 'secret' death cult preacher. i got access to the governor's study and found the robot head, I gave the one guard a ciggy and the other told me that the general called them off and then disappeared. I don't know where else to go from here
>>569814581I don't think he's funny. He comes across as a bully that hides behind jokes and stories.
>>569817095>Will Discordance be romanceable? Maybe!>Is she mean?Not really, more of a dork.
>>569817226The Priest, Governor, and General are all heretics deserving of a purge but the sisters of battle killed themselves through incompetence..
>>569814581I liked how his quest is just him getting cucked and that's the end of the quest
>>569814423Eh. I do agree that Toybox is a very useful, probably neccessary tool early in each game's life because there's going to be five million bugs and due to how they're set up missing a dialogue flag or something can softlock the fuck out of you and unlike Bethesda games or such Unity lacks an easily accesible and well documented console so you can save your run when that happens.Gameplay-wise Toybox is mostly unnecessary unless you really care about min-maxxing but also don't care about actually putting in the work. You can get away with not using it for all current Owlcat games though, save for DH which isn't actually out yet.
>>569815395>Arue telling her she has a pure heartPure evil, that is
>>569817095Yeah she seems romanceableI don't think she's mean, this is about the worst she gives you right after you meet her.
>>569818074lmao
>>569816502>why are all xenos lumped togetherBecause they are all xenos scum
>>569817095leaning no only because a psyker acolyte would complicate things.
>>569818327Even the xeno babies? In their xeno cradles? Would you have killed baby Yrliet?
>>569817737many such cases
>>569818352>origin-locked romancesThis should be encouragedCassia wouldn't fuck a lowborn crime lord
>>569818138having sex with her will feel so good after that exchange
>>569818541yes
>>569818541N...no
>>569818756>Cassia wouldn't fuck a lowborn crime lordlol
who else is high af right now? ive never done a hammer build before does this seem right?
>>569818756but what happens if you take the psychic awakening feat while in the middle of romancing her
>>569818756>Cassia wouldn't fuck a lowborn crime lordof all the romance/origin combinations to be allowed, this is the one that would be allowed the most
>>569818138Same energy.
>>569813805Is she really, physically, stinky, or is it a metaphor for her pariah aura?
He's my type. All things I love. White hair. Vampire. Elf. Rogue. I was sold when he tackled my tav. I fell in love when he got vulnerable about his trauma, and I connected with him on a deeper level. Astarion helped me leave an abusive marriage, and he saved me, while I worked to save him. Now we're both free living our best lives.
>>569819627Kek
>>569819774did you take this from reddit
>>569819906what gave it away?
>>569819671She seems to be aware that she stinks, judging from her talk with Cogg
>>569820048>He's my type.>I was sold >vulnerable about his trauma>I connected >helped me leave>saved me>living our best lives.
>>569819074Nothing.This is owlcat.
>>569819774>Astarion helped me leave an abusive marriagesome nigga got cucked by pixels
>>569820364To be fair, even if you don't play psyker the game highly implies you are at the very least a low level psyker or unawakened psyker.
>>569818756>Cassia wouldn't fuck a lowborn crime lordCassia is fucking desperate for sex, nigga
>>569820390>heh, nothing personnel
So how the hell is Hypatia supposed to compete with Cogg being a 4x4 square of moveable cover?>>569820576>Have sex with Cassia>Ulfar sees my scars, starts asking what deathworld beast I've been wrestling
My impression so far is that everyone was trying to assassinate the Canonness, but the sisters actually ended up killing themselves through their own stupidity
>>569820657Imagine getting cucked by a flaming faggot....that isn't even real?
>>569820196>comrades in stink
They're my type. All things I love. Tentacles. Illithid. Psionic. Hates Githyanki. I was sold when they quipped about me reading their mind. I fell in love when they got vulnerable about their past, and I connected with them on a deeper, psychic level. The Emperor helped me improved my internet debating skills and helped me escape toacdel posting. They saved me from my primitive existence and made me exquisite. Now we're both free living our best lives running the Knights of The Shield
What kind of voice will Discordance have?As common as muck, I expect.
>>569802115>Commercialization of female bodies and sexuality. You're basically being asked or ordered to be a lesbian to the cater to the tranny self insert gaze and the moid gaze.Lets not do any media with lesbians because trannies and het moids are icky. Who cares what irl homo women want, right?
>>569815101The one that makes women like this subject me to rape correction
He's my type. All things I love. White hair. Gnome. Rogue. I was sold when he showed me his flasher master bruiser mates. I fell in love when he got vulnerable about turnips, and I connected with him on a deeper level. Jan helped me bring up being a pussyfree cuck in my marriage, and he saved me, while I worked to save him. Now we're both free living our best lives.
forced meme alert
huh ive never played a high con melee build it feels weird to just walk up to things and kill them on dominating
>>569820536Now I will buy your game Owlcat!
>>569821063Monodominant gets to tell her Sibellius was a fucking heretic.
>>569821064make it about regill then we're
>>569818541
>>569820963You had me at tentacles
>>569821482I thought about doing that, but decided it would upset her too muchBut I did tell her that all the details would be in my report, so maybe she'll read it later.
>>569820817to be fair i could see myself dumping a really annoying bitch to spend more time with my crpg wives
I drew this Cassia
>>569816225
>>569822052why did you crop out the nipples
I like this psycho, I love this psycho. Far more deranged than the tribunal mercs
>>569822052She looks nothing like her and that's good.
>every single one of your little brain pals is some flavor of retardedI liked DE's personalities but this game gets sillier with it
AAAAAAAAAHHH!Well why become a spy if you cant enjoy some bond girls huh
>>569822052nice doodle, how veiny those boobs?
>>569822827please stop posting DE clones we've had enough of that slop
Do they really need to clone DE right down to the voices in your head?
>>569822827please continue posting, I like the art a lot and it seems like a fun game.
>>569817469How do I progress the investigation though
>>569823771Not your personal general nigga
this is my first time actually persuading him (well actually i intimidated him)is he related to the rathoundking since he can control rats and calls them his children?
>>569823905Try "accepting" hypotheses in the investigation journal. That should give you new links and further possibilitiesYou can unaccept them if you don't like them or if you discover contradictions
>>569823978de and its slop derivatives aren't crpgs
>>569824076Not your personal general nigga
CASCADE ON THE SCENE. this is how i feel rn
>>569823905You need to actually start making choices inside your investigation journal, this will open up new clues that you can possibly link together.secret walls which will let you find the hidden door in the room with the Noble Merchant and the guard you gave ciggys to.
>>569824076incorrect opinion
This is the end. I am so nervous.I think all my stats are ready, I hope I can make it all go well, perfect. Just like the tribunal with kim, it has to work out.
do we ever learn anything about the guy who runs the protectorate? when i did there questline im pretty sure they give you no info about him. the way he was so strong and cunning he was able to raise a army and take control of an entire sector of underail by himself you would think we would hear more info about him.
>>569824629>>569824063I made quite a few going through but I'll make some more, thanks
>>569825096My team isnt optimistic. I got bad news before, theres an extraction plan but only for me. None of them know. I don't know if they will make it.
The game I really want to play right now is JA4. I enjoyed JA3. I played JA2 a lot when I was young, and I think that 3 was an overall good game that went in the right direction for the tone and spirit of the series. I would really enjoy seeing them fix up some of the weaker parts of 3 and continue in the direction of the stronger points.Unfortunately I doubt it will ever be made. Or it'll be some bullshit 1st person shooter thing because of course why wouldn't it be.
BasedThis hag isn't so bad after all
>>569825187I'll be honest I remember almost nothing about underrail's story
>>569825539>aspyce after spending five seconds in discordance's presence
>>569825613Dont worry underrail 2 will give us actual lore besides "it was aliens"
Ok this is better
new crpg, Mayli quest
i'm having trouble at the first mines in arcanum. i forgot about the difficulty spike fighting those golems, and i'm playing as a dumb ogre named Nogr. i think i'm gonna head back and recruit dog>>569825468do you play with 1.13?
>>569821647>filenamekek but not lore accurate, it would be demons not qlippoths
The thing in the governor's office is definitely a Votann artifact btw
>>569826058We can go bigger
I'm starting to think the sisters really did accidentally poison themselves
>>569826058Is this what I think it is
>>569814586So is Rogue Trader actually Warhammer 41k?
>>569826813Yes. On New Year's Eve 40,999, Abbadon finally succeeded in blowing up Cadia and splitting the Imperium in half with the Great RiftWe are now in the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium
OH GOD THIS MISSION FUCK....I feel outmatched here, this is no job for a spy. I dont even know if to use the red disk...i dont wanna risk my allies herenaturally spoilers, im not posting the other dialogue heavy just updating
>>569823978>>569824365You have to be 18+ to browse this site, champ
>>569818756>dangerous criminal bad boy but he was also secretly the heir of an ancient and noble bloodline and now he's inherited the Warrant of Trade but he still swaggers like a gangsterYeahCan't imagine a girl being into THAT
Does owlcat actually implement feedback from surveys?
>>56982718350/50
>>569827183lollmao
>bang jae until she gives me a tiger>throw her in the airlockthis could've been avoided if I just had access to her tiger cataloguesif I had to bang miranda to be able to buy fish for the aquarium in mass effect I'd riot
>VTMB game announced in last thread>already memoryholedwas the trailer THAT bad?
>>569828028the future of crpgs is grim
>>569827183Larian levels of reworking whole character arcs because people got the "ick", no.
>>569828028No combatNo buySimple as
>>569828306so we can agree to remove Disco Elysium from the list of crpgs?
>>569826410I don't know what that is, a mod? I'd be willing to replay JA3, exclusively using mercs I didn't the first time (plus a restart when the map event fucked me in the ass) through.I set it to pretty difficult, had more expensive mercs, generally challenging but not the very top difficulty. It was the right amount of challenge but I'd probably consider some mods going through again.
>>569827183A dance of masks and RT's DLCs only exist after a DLC poll where people made it clear that they didn't want more side campaigns
>>569828028They didn't confirm Rudi will be in it, so why be excited at all
>>569828028actually I typed up a meme but backspaced it. I just don’t care that much about VTM
>>569828445it has combatonce
>>569828453You don't know about the well known 1.13 mod for JA2? I haven't played it but it's supposed to add lots of stuff into JA2. I stuck with stracc
This robot skull actually seems important to the plotI wonder if archeotech AI will be the twist enemy in the end
>>569828028We talked about it in the last thread man what more do you want
>>569828638Oh, I left JA2 behind in my childhood. I also began playing it some years ago and found myself annoyed by certain aspects which I can't remember now, so I decided to not continue to safeguard the good nostalgia feelings.I suppose I might consider replaying it, but really I want more along the lines of 3.
>>569828028If I reposted the vid you would call me a shill
>>569828494Can you at least learn a second reference?
>>569828028what is there to say? it looks like a crpg and quacks like a crpg but there's nothing else to be gleaned from it. not even a hint of what bloodlines will be available to choose from, if the choice is there at all.
>>569828771Maybe that's the "ancient civilization" buried deep under ScintillaA pre-imperial human settlement
>>569828771>BZZT blahblahblahblahblahblah. Blahblahblah. Blahblah, blahblahblah. BZZTi hate admech characters so much it’s actually unreal
>>569829336This guy is actually well acted He has a pretty interesting personality
>>569828921no I wouldn't wtf
trying to decide what role to playExpeditions: Rome, Shadowrun: Dragonfall, or Wasteland 2I have played WL3, SR: HK, and none of the Expeditions games.
I wanna smooch her.
>>569829503good because if he’s pasqal I’m killing him and then myself
This game gets a lot more political than DE and I can see how some people here would get pissed off when "the green one" (INT called WIS this) starts talking about how women are more empathetic and better leaders, but I like how STR actually BTFOs him and the whole talk ends up really open-endedGood writing without a clear correct dialog guy
FUCK THIS IS ALL SO WRONG IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
i love heinrix
Castlevania CRPG when
no
*smiles dangerously*
*sneeds chuckly*
uh heavy spoilers againthis is worse than the tribunal, this is so much more scary, i should have done things differently
*walks penguinely*
>>569832826you can'tsomeone always dies
Chat I need you to pick for meThe feat about feminine love or the feat about masculine love?
>>569833223no idea what this means but masculine love, I have a feeling it will hit harder either emotionally statwise or both
My mission was rated X.W, X, Y, Z.I blew it. I aced my first run of Disco. I am going to play again and do it right this time.>>569833108Really?
I hope they don't nerf Operative in DH. It's actually fun to play unlike RT.
*sticks both thumbs into belt loops*
*loves heinrix bigly*
I love these games, I am going on a new run now. Going to play as a more effective spy now I know and get the edgelord team going. Shame you cant have the cool operator and the schoolgirl at the same time. I could never ever get Cuno as it meant injuring Kim.
>>569833432are you going to apologize for your 40k rant and calling yourself a true fascist
*apologizes profusely*
>>569834159i was shitposting in all of that, i dont like 40k but ive got nothing against people that like it. at least i got people talking so i said the right thingsyeah sorry i guess
>>569833432>Really?YeahI got X anywaygetting Z is really specific and you have to be a dick
>>569834159You know who I really really hate? People that greentext on sites that are not imageboards
True fascist hereWe are stronger together which means we need immediate expulsion of all radical and subversive elements including but not limited to posters from /dag/, /bgg/, /tg/, and especially reddit. Any discussion of non-crpgs must be purged immediately and on sight to preserve a healthy and constructive posting environmentDeath to all who would oppose us. Long Live /crpgg/
>>569833760>I could never ever get Cuno as it meant injuring Kim.SameCunoesse is fuckable
It's time to accept that she's not a bad character
um
lmao I just died
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
why are Jaefags like this?
OWLCAT, HIRE THIS ANON!
MY EYESJESUS CHRIST MY EYES
>>569836269At least you had the decency to spoiler it.
can't believe nvidia prices skyrocketed so dipshits like him could generate sloppy ai porn
Way too white
what is it about 40gay that attracts the lowest value, worst kind of manchildren?
Curious how no one fixes her busted ass face
*gulp* begging your pardon miss, but um... nice rack
Edits won't matter as long as she sounds the way she sounds and is written the way she's written. At least she isn't as bad as Idira.
>>569837467
>>569837620AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569837620SHAMONE
there are not enough words in the English lexicon to describe my hate for the AI slopperworst poster by far
>>569837128Its star wars for even bigger and edgier retards
>>569837813There's more than one of us though I'm not the one that posts nsfw in the thread.
I admire the anons who pretend to dislike Jae. They're very committed to the bit.
if jae wasn't some unwashed, 60s "free love" wastoid, she'd be top tier. roguish women are sexy without having to be gaped whores
>>569838479>unwashed, 60s "free love" wastoidLiteral headcanon that emerged entirely from your deranged mind
>>569838290They're so committed she ranked at the bottom of popularity in that Owlcat survey!
>>569838550Imagine going to all that trouble just for a joke
>>569838541>jae has regular orgies with officers on the flagshipyeah, uh huh
>>569838479>unwashed, 60s "free love" wastoidGenuinely what the fuck are you talking about
>>569838479j*e somehow getting more content than argenta or abelard is disgusting
yeah maybe Jae is a loose slut who has orgies with your crew, asks you for help with her ex she's still not over, is a disgusting smuggler, is unfunny and has shitty accent, is a discount Isabela, and is all around an unappealing skank, but outside of that you have to admit she's much better than your waifu
>>569838479>roguish women Male archetype for a reason
>>569838479Name one sexy rogue who isn't a whore
>>569838983What's wrong with smuggling
>>569839056i liked neeshka, imoen, mission and julia
>>569839049lmao
>thread derailed by the worst romance ever written by Owlcatnoticing
>>569839086Atton Rand
>>569838983>asks you for help with her ex she's still not overIsn't he trying to kill her
>someone reportedwow no fun allowed
Putting the pieces together, there was once a Votann or even DAoT human settlement way at the bottom of the Scintilla hiveThat's what Laarthyr was sensing during his quest, and where the robot head comes from.Maybe we'll have to reactivate a Dark Age AI to defeat the Tyrant Star once and for all.
>>569839409she clearly hints she's not over him which is gross
No racism in these halls
>>569839409Not exactly. She's afraid she'll be overwhelmed by his aura and start uncontrollably sucking his cock. So she wants you there to keep an eye on her.Fun fact: he's the one who taught her the term of endearment "shereen"
I don't like Ekundayo, Seelah, Sosiel, Trever, Idira, Jae, Solomorne or Epione
>>569839679>he will try to dominate me againstrange choice of words Jae..
>>569839679kek what the fuck is this
>>569839679I think it's time we forgive Valerie
>Soldier allows two weapon fighting specialization>Criminal allows Precision Shot specialization>Two weapon fighting allows two attacks per turn>Criminal allows free attack if expendable target is killed>Soldier max morale is a free shot that can't miss>Precision shot specialization give morale for called shots>Xenos weapons have precision weapons>Xenos Hybris players make xenos weapons cost 1 less AP to shoot>Xenos precision pistols will cost 1 AP to make called shots with.Called shots...>Leg shots manipulate turn order>Arm shots break concentration>Head/Eye/Neck shots deal bonus damage and bleeding/blindness>Contextual shots (brain chip, flamer fuel) can inflict mass burning or instant staggerExplain to me why this gunslinger desperado concept wouldn't work. I can shoot into melee with pistols, I get bonus evade from dual wielding, I get bonus attacks, I get massive to hit bonuses, I can ignore the keystone abilities for no loss (shockwave shots still giga buffs grenades) and I can manipulate turn order so my team is always going first while dangerous enemies never take turns. I can even use my sigil on the two xenos to giga buff my stats in whatever I don't specialize in.
>>569839679bro what the fuck. I thought you guys were joking about shit like this. you can just say he was your ex bf you don't have to say he was your soul mate
>>569839679It's incredible how currently RT has two normal options and two straight up humiliation rituals in Jae and Yrliet
>>569839970Yrliet never humiliates anyone, incel
>>569839970Who're the two others, Cassia and Kibbela? Doesn't Cassia leave you?
The Karsite Weave
>>569839679>Valerie caused 8 years (and counting) of seethe because she mentioned her ex in passing>Meanwhile this is the first time I'm hearing about this
Idk why they always make the gypsy queen a disgusting old hoe when it’s so easy to get right >young woman that turned to trading and performance art after her merchant father died>has an exotic pet with an uncanny intelligence >local asshole noble is obsessed with her but she turned down all of his advances>innocent but intelligentThen give her a French accent and you’re golden
>>569839219>imoen, missionLiteral innocent child/girl next door type characters. They're sister literal or figurative characters.
>>569839970At least Yrliet didn't tell you about how she can barely resist sucking Marazhai's dickShe had the decency to keep that information to herself
>>569840128I thought valerie caused seething because the ending where she gets FARMER'd has her rear more kids than the ending where she ends up with you
>>569839704I don't play 40slop, so all I can say is all the PF companions you listed are either utterly forgettable, or grating
>>569840082Only in some endings, and she has a perfectly normal romance, she is just bound to duty to her house.Not really a humiliation ritual>>569840217No, instead she is fucking repulsed by the RT, which Jae compensates by actually having sex with the RT
>>569840128>>Meanwhile this is the first time I'm hearing about thisnobody is romancing discount Isabela
>>569840082And she rejects all the navigators that try to fuck her remaining loyal to you, yes.
>>569840128At release, every single KM player romanced ValerieNot a single person romanced JaeThat's it, that's the reason.
The Farmer ending, but the farmer is you irl and her ex bf is your player character
The crown
>>569839679This would have been completely fine if devs actually added a harem ending.
>>569840128>no one does undesirable thing>don't get details about it as a resultpretty straightforward
I LOVE SAVE SCUMMING
>>569840082>Doesn't Cassia leave youOnly if you fail her romance, you basically need to fall for the bait fail states (love here and now, or political marriage).You get two true love endings, the good one and the bad end one.In the bad end one she cuts ties with her family to be with you but eventually dies from all the mutations being a navigator inflicts on her. In the Good ending she takes over her house and stays with you forever, refusing to ever enter a marriage with anyone else. So basically you become her permanent lover though you never marry.
The orb
imagine being some gangly ass navigator and having your arranged marriage dismissed because the girl fell in love with a normalcel and instead of spending a couple centuries chilling in a palace with your wife you get stuck on non-stop flights between systems while you wait for him to live out his full lifespan
can we make Jaeposting a bannable offenseI really don't want to hear another word about that brown whore
>>569840648How is political marriage a bad endingHow
>>569840830How is the love of my life leaving me to marry some other man a bad ending How
APOLOGIZE
>>569840128Everyone expects Jae to be a hoe, they don't expect Valerie the prudish lawfag that makes you jump through hoops to romance to have fucked around (even once).The farmer ending (barefoot and pregnant) while she won't have kids with the MC is the insult to injury or the Pièce de résistance depending on how you look at it.Also Valerie had a funny glitch where she could get the farmer ending even if you were in an active romance with her. Kingmaker was broken at launch.
>>569840763I honestly think she is fun to have around and romance until act 5. Just pump and dump her.
Bro I just learned kotor is getting a remake. I'm so fucking hyped
>>569840901She marries YOU, moronthat's the political marriage
>>569840830If you enter a political marriage with her, you both fall out of love with one another but continue to respect one another. So presumably (You) see marriage as the ultimate love proof, I'm telling you it's actually the fail state for staying in love with her. You're both just having a business transaction at that point.So her good ending is being her permanent lover, you're basically married, just nothing official behind it.
>>569841096I think he meant the one where she marries the other navigator
gale dekarios...
>>569841096And you explicitly tell her that your feelings are a liability which is why you marry for purely political reasons, which is why it's a bad ending
>>569841205>>569840528>>569840654>>569840110yeah im here you summoned me what
>>569841096Because anon >>569841198You and her fall out of love. It's a political alliance ending not a lovers ending.I assume that's not what you want if you romanced her.>>569841230I don't think he'll get it, he just sees>marriageand assume it mean "I wuv her uwu~" instead of what you actually tell her to get that ending.>>569841203I did not.
>>569841342its time, go nuclear.
>>569841342i love you
>>569840239That just came as a result of the utter butthurt that her not being a virgin caused
Cassia's romance is the most basic sheltered noble girl shit imaginable and it's amazing how people continue to not get it
>>569839679if you're going to write shit like this you better at least have her actually getting plapped by the fucker
>>569841436Gale wasn't even a big explosion.Explain to me again why I couldn't just kill him, get the resurrection scroll, raise dead him, make him kill the illithids, then use his own scroll to resurrect him.Feels like you could solve the entire story easy enough.
>>569841602It would be very bigoted to do this
>>569841602because mystra would claim his soul and without you to love on him he would rather be in heaven than on earth
>>569841576I mean she gives you an instruction manual and people still fuck up her romance.
>>569841198How does that make any sense?Couldn't be much of an attraction there if you can fall out of love
>>569841602If you actually start to analyze bg3 story you will hate it. dnd is such a shit setting where anything can happen so conflicts and problems have very easy solutions.
>>569841576Get what?
>>569841602>Gale wasn't even a big explosion.ThisThe plot treats it like some apocalyptic event to be avoided at all costs but it's like, not even enough to level an entire city. At best it can destroy a big castle.
>>569841753Are you a 10 year old girl
>>569841753Because you have mental retardation anon and don't understand the context of the dialogue that gets you this ending.But in summary, feelings die when you mix them with business.
>>569841602this doesn't take care of the infected and you have mind flayers popping all over the place
>>569841753Because time passes you retard, go look up what the ending actually says
games with the most smoochable dollies?
>>569842068But it does because you can use Gale to get the good ending where no one goes Ilithid during the finale of BG3. You skip the boss fight and all the ilithids lose their minds and die.
>>569842173>good endingi'll kill you
>>569842068A relative problem. The netherbrain is a world ending problem, while what you are describing is just a mild increase in monsters for the adventurer guilds to deal with
>>569842173I thought you were talking about the act 2 game over>why can't I just do the thing I can already doI'm not sure what you're asking at this point
>>569841753I haven’t played RT but if I’m understanding what he’s saying and knowing the themes of 40k it seems like if she marries you, she is shirking her duties to her house and putting her emotions before her responsibilities which ofc means doom because grim darkness or something. But if she instead takes political control of her house and doesn’t marry you, she’s behaving shrewdly and protecting her status which means longevity and the good ending. You’re each other’s sidepiece but you love each other and your union can’t produce kids anyway so it’s a balance of logic and feeling
See, every Owlcat romance gives a long discussion. BioWare romances before Mass Effect were satisfying.
>>569842092>time passesYeah noThis is an even worse humiliation ritual than Yrliet
>>569842170ME trilogy. Its basically a dating simulator.
>>569842324I'm asking why the Gale ending in Act 3 arbitrarily works when the Gale ending in Act 2 says the Ilithid infected are still a problem.Keep in mind, Gale Blowing himself up explicitly cures your party members before they turn.
>>569842398>Sadly, their countless concerns and responsibilities prevented the spouses from seeing much of one other, keeping them apart for months and sometimes years at a time
>>569842336>your union can’t produce kids anywayDropped
>>569842398haha actual retard here.^^^
>>569842528That is functionally exactly the same as Yrliet running all over the sector collecting spirit stones which is her job as an outcast
humiliation ritual is a meaningless incel buzzword
>>569842728No, it's not, because this is explicitly a bad ending you have to go out of your way to get with an specific dialogue option, not her good ending. Did the Jae shitposting make you mad so you're trying with this bait?
>have sex with me or i'll blow us all upgale was kino
Gale is such a shit fucking idea for a companion>So I was already a level 20 wizard >Also I fucked a goddess>Also I have a bomb that can end the game at any time in my chest>Also you need to give me your loot so I can fucking devour it>Oh look, Elminister is here for me specifically lol, I'm the MC>Anyway I showed you a magic trick, can I suck your cock now?Like what the fuck. What were they thinking
can we please be nice to gale i dealt with this enough in /bgg/
>>569842858It's Larian, they weren't
>>569842543It’s fine though because in that ending, it implies you both can pursue political marriages in keeping with your duties as heads of your respective dynastic houses while still finding time for each other with the caveat that Cassia won’t seek a marriage partner until you die. So in effect this is the strongest headcanon because you could theoretically create your own wife and have a family with her will still finding time for Cassia>>569842761Humiliation rituals are real however and the term predates “incel” by quite some time
>>569842336>it seems like if she marries you, she is shirking her duties to her house and putting her emotions before her responsibilitiesNo, in the political marriage ending she dedicates herself to her duties full time in fact. And putting her feelings over her responsibilities is exactly what she does in her good ending where she rejects all her suitors to remain with you. >your union can’t produce kids anywayYes it can, navigators and humans can have children just fine. Look up Septimus and Octavia.
>>569842858The goddess of magic tends to fuck little boys, sometimes in the corpse of their lovers, sometimes she genderbends them and makes people fuck them instead.She tends to make her lovers into level 20 wizards too.Also the MC is the literal shard of a god of murder and was likely level 16 to 20 like the other Dead Three Champions.
>>569842858>What were they thinkingsomeone who was at the top and is depowered all the way to a level 1 peasant is not something Larian invented
Impressive how people still don't know what the endings are after the game's been out for three years and all the endings are compiled on the wiki (complete with the requirements to obtain them)
>>569843016this. if you've wronged a woman enough (and that could mean just offending her slightly but she took it personally), specially your girlfriend or wife? you're gonna go through a humiliation ritual
>>569842858Choosing wizard for your Tav is a humiliation ritual. Gale mogs and cucks you to irrelevance.
>>569843178You do realize that the most common tactic online is to pretend ignorance to force someone to explain common knowledge as a way to irritate the other person?..are you doing it right now?
>tavcouldn't be me when durge is right there
>>569843047>Octaviadamn, she really is a whore
>>569843237that's why you pick sorceror and mog him with your natural talent>i've been studying magic all my life>cool i was born with it
>>569843237Every problem has a solution anon, and the solution is usually violence
>>569843016>Humiliation rituals are real however and the term predates “incel” by quite some timejust like "based" or "kino" predates its modern slang meaning, doesn't mean it's now not associated with 4chan/incel culture
>>569843237Tav is the name of the cuckold that canonically dies in the "Murder in Baldur's Gate" tie in leading up to the release of Baldur's Gate III.Durge is canonically a Sorcerer (and possible Paladin multicalss) who explicitly gets dialogue to clown on Gale the entire time he shows you how to do magic the Wizard way, because you can just do magic intuitively.
>>569842858The Karsite weave ate his powers. The orb turned him into a bomb. The crown will give him the god-like power and independence he craved. He's honestly better than all of these literal who Owlslop companions.>>569843237The actual humiliation ritual of BG3 is playing as a Githyanki and having Lae'Zel overshadow you utterly.
>>569843380Tav can't murder Gale. Only Durge-GODS can.Durge players also don't have to deal with being the Wizard cuckold to Gale, because they're a demigod on top of being a Wizard, so it all balances out.
Touma, you fucking SCREWUP
>>569843141Yeah if only that wasn't a trick they played with every fucking companion maybe>I was the hero of the coast, I stopped Tiamat thanks to Mizora!>I was Zariel's personal fucking warrior!>I was Shar's number 1 nigga, nigga. I'm Viconia's number 1 nigga, she's scared of meGale wins by being the most offensively mary sueish one, and because of the unsolicited dick pics
>>569843591>a demigodThey're an ex-chosen. Bhaalspawn in Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 were mostly literal whos that died before they amounted to anything.
I'm a man. I need to be the most important character in the room at any given moment. It is unacceptable for a companion to be better than me at anything. I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER.
>>569843462>muh tie inhas no relevance to my game. My bard Tav is the single most powerful being in the setting. Also being a brainless rapemeat creation of one third of the most retarded """god""" is the biggest humiliation ritual anyone can experience.Tav >>>>> d*rge
>>569843591Durge is the son of a god but not really a demigodHowever the netherbrain confirms pre dementia durge was a scheming mastermind and the only thing keeping the brain in check, so that's still pretty cool
The best part of any babygirl durge playthrough is making your gurl betray bhaal and then end up as a mindbroken murderslut that pisses herself.
>>569843519I think I'll...>Play a non-selunite Cleric when Shadowheart exists>Play a Githyanki when Laezel exists>Play a Warlock when Wyll exists>Play a Tiefling when Karlach Exists>Play Tav the Bard/Rogue when Astarian the Vampire rogue exists>Play a druid when we have way too many already>Play Ranger when Minsc is right thereNope, if you don't want to feel overshadowed by your party, you play Dark Urge and go>Sorcerer>Sword Wizard>Bard>Monk
when will crpgs finally accept that rape is an important part of world building?
why do you randomly Capitalize Words like that
>>569843047Ok I get itHowever if you can have children, I assume they would not be navigators knowing about the instance on navigator+navigator matches which would leave any potential children to your discretion. So in that case, you can also headcanon that your children with Cassia become part of your dynasty give or take a political wife>>569843407I’ve only seen it used here and it’s usually in reference to a character or romance that “humiliates” the player in some way and in my opinion, many cases hold true, taking this for example: >>569839679 I can see why someone would describe that as “humiliating” to the player. But beyond this thread I have never seen “humiliation ritual” used in serious or casual conversation and I wouldn’t be able to describe “incel culture” if I tried save for maybe a few slang terms or tendencies
>>569843767>Also being a brainless rapemeat creation of one third of the most retarded """god""" is the biggest humiliation ritual anyone can experience.You can literally tell dad to fuck off, even as evil, with the narrator acknowledging it "Now your sins will finally be truly yours"Durge is Tav+, there is literally no reason to play tav unless you specifically want Alfira to live. Which doesn't mean you have to give a shit about what's canon, but it really feels like the "intended" run, it simply has more content with no downsides.
>>569843767>My bard Tav is the single most powerful being in the setting.> single most powerful>Caps at level 12lol no
>>569843961>>Play a non-selunite Cleric when Shadowheart exists>>Play a Tiefling when Karlach Exists>>Play Tav the Bard/Rogue when Astarian the Vampire rogue exists>>Play Ranger when Minsc is right therenon of these make sense, especially the cleric one.
>>569843961>Play a Warlock when Wyll existsWyll barely reacts to anything>Play a Tiefling when Karlach ExistsYou get lots of unique dialogue, and letting Wyll murder Karl Ack is the proper choice >Play Tav the Bard/Rogue There are plenty of rogue and bard subclasses and Astarion in lore is only renowned for luring men and kidnapping children to Cazador
>>569844039>“humiliation ritual”It's a /pol/ phrase. It refers to when jews make the white man sit through something excruciating, like a "Land Acknowledgement"
>>569843786Gortash and Netherbrain basically confirm Durge as a gigachad mastermind. Since the entire plot of the game was literally yours and his scheme and you both teamed up to beat up Balduran and take out his shadow government while making him your slave to get control of the Artifact and the original Netherbrain.Honestly, an animated movie following the (canonical Male White Dragonborn) Durge and Gortash in their rise to power would be a pretty fun series if media wasn't so gay right now.
>>569844012This. We've been arguing about shitty and cuck romances left and right, when all the genre really needs is a simple feature.
>>569844054>Durge is Tav+, there is literally no reason to play tav unless you specifically want Alfira to livewhat if you like to imagine your character's backstory instead of that being decided for you
>>569844154>Wyll barely reacts to anythingNta but he gets an actual patron, that's the number 1 reason to play warlock from a storytelling perspective. He gets the one thing that sets warlock apart, and tav and durge do not.
are we done being mean to gale
>>569823905I'm at the same point as you and there's nothing left but to confront the governor about his robot head (which I stole)So I'm gonna try that
>>569844054>You can literally tell dad to fuck off, even as evil, with the narrator acknowledging it "Now your sins will finally be truly yours"You are still the>cursed rapemeat creation of one third of the most retarded """god""" There is no escaping that. you WILL eventually get mad, your offspring WILL get the curse as well and go mad. d*rge is Tav+, where + means aids.
>>569844289Then feel free to do that, nothing stops you, Durge had a life before he gave in to the urges. Notice how no one complained about this when Charname was forced to be a 20 years old that lived all his life on Candlekeep under the watch of Gorion btw
>>569844307I'd never be mean to Gale, his creamy homemade Hundur sauce is to die for.
>>569844307only moids who hate not being the most super special snowflake ever are mean to Gale
Computer roleplaying games general more like can't read or play games
>>569844346>There is no escaping that. you WILL eventually get madDidn't play durge awardThat ending only happens if you DON'T tell dad to fuck off until the netherbrain decisionIf you confront Bhaal in the temple you become completely free of his control, his evil purified from your body. >>569844289Alright, I was exaggerating, of course if you want a specific backstory you don't play durge
>>569844113Shar cares far more about Shadowheart than (You)r god cares about you or Mystra cares about Gale.You're basically setting yourself up for the divine equivalent of cuckoldry or dick size humiliation.Karlach will be a far cooler tiefling than you ever will. She can eat souls, she fought in the blood war, she rapes devils and demons. Meanwhile you're basically just another refugee as Tav, no one could give less of a shit.Astarian is about as normal as the companions get but he can become a cool super-vampire so he's basically Rogue/Bard plus while you're just some dude.Minsc is THE Ranger super popular character and gigachad hero from the original BG games, you're tav, the hobo in the woods. Do the math.
>>569844346>There is no escaping that. you WILL eventually get madNo? When you die and get resurrected then Bhaal's hold of you is gone, you're just a normal person. Dude sorry if you fell for it, but Tav is a meme, Durge is the protagonist of BG3.
Just dont play bg3 as a wizard or warlock. And as a gith not because Laezel but because it literally has no content and doesnt make any sense. Cleric is fine especially as a Selunite.
>>569844527Shar is an impotent, petty god that's supposed to undo creation but wastes her time zapping Shart's cursed wound. That's not impressive. It actually makes Shar seem small and wretched
>>569844157It's a /pol/ term derived from a Marxist term a "struggle session" which is basically where you debase yourself in front of others as part of reeducation into the party.
>>569843462>possiblethe official art makes it feel canonical, especially since they have at least two npcs mention him wiping out his own order upon his awakening
>>569842858>ME ME ME!!! GALE IS HECCIN EMASCULATING ME!!! HELP ME NIGGERMAN!God shut up
>>569844307People hyper focus on Gale when literally everyone (Including Durge) except Tav is special.The events of BG3 is Tav's chance to be special, but if you don't take it then he's just riding along Shadowheart and Gale's story.Tav is literally just some guy in the wrong place at the right time.
>Karlach will be a far cooler tiefling than you ever willI don't even know where to start with this. Just off the top of my head, if your Durge is a tiefling you're cooler. and can become the slayer or you defy a god and tell him to fuck off. Meanwhile Karl is an afterthought that not even Mizora cares about
>>569844521>>569844546nice cope lmao
>>569844430Yea, kind of comical how many people fucked up Cassia's romance because they can't read. No wonder Owlcat is shoveling out money to make it all voiced for the retards.
>>569844829Withers (Jergal) completely supersedes Bhaal's authority and Bhaal has to take it.
>>569844829The netherbrain remembers durge (you would know this if you played durge) from before he became free, dumbass.Fucking Jergal makes it clear you are free from Bhaal, I think we can take his word on it
Fartssia is just kinda boring teebeeaich, nothing worth not fucking up there
>>569844829Really? That's your argument? The fucking wiki, which provided an alternate explanation on your own screenshot? You would imagine that if Durge was going to go mad or whatever the game would mention it or make a big deal about it, instead of making it very clear that you're free of Bhaal's influence.
>>569844157I know of humiliation ritual as an academic term in reference to the military, fraternities, cults, and other groups that use humiliation to “break” someone “down” I’m not familiar but I’m supposing you mean a work of mass media that was created by a “Jew” and then shown to a “white” public audience which includes something intended to be humiliating like acknowledging the existence of a country or group the public would find distasteful?>>569843767Durge can be as dumb or as intelligent as you want him/her. I can only see Durge as a highly charismatic genius sorcerer, either high elf or human depending on if you’re using bg3’s homebrewed racial heights or the default
>>569844315>>569823905I just overheard these two guards gossiping about "secret passages" which has given me a new lead. They're just outside the big doors leading to the arboretumToo many of these leads require overhearing something, which requires a skill check.
>>569844527>Shar cares far more about Shadowheart than (You)r god cares about you or Mystra cares about Gale.You cant pick shar as your goddess so who cares? Selunite route makes complete sense especially if you romance Shart and convert her.rest is shit bait be better
>>569844710Durge is portrayed in Official Art as both a Sorcerer and a Paladin of Vengeance. His default Class is a storm Sorcerer (representing his inherent magical power from daddy Bhaal) and the black and gold robes fit his "Royal Prince" and Cult Leader vibes after giving in to the Durge. Sorcerer/Paladin is actually a pretty effective Multiclass and Sorcerer/Oathbreaker Paladin fits Durge to a T.So yea, I'd say it's as canon as it can get.
>>569840924>Everyone expectsThat doesn't explain the meltdowns provoked by the succubus not being a virgin
Speaking of companionsDid ANYONE like Halsin?
>>569844998>intended to be humiliating like acknowledging the existence of a country or group the public would find distasteful?No I meant "land acknowledgement" as in how before a big event like a football game, they get some abbos to come on and do an abbo dance and "welcome you to country" like you're a guest instead of someone who was born hereOr how big corps now always say "we acknowledge the custodiationship of traditional guardians"
>>569845141He has no content, so no?
>>569844772Being Durge supercedee the entire discussion anon, because the original discussion was about Tav being a nobody loser while Gale Shadowheart and the others are all super special badasses (or like Astarian have a chance to claim true power and freedom).
>Shar cares about...Isn't her whole bit that she's supposed to not care?
Owlcat doing full VA will just get us voiced cuckoldry
The absolute fucking STATE of Tavfags that got tricked into playing an irrelevant side character in "their" game instead of the actual main character.I blame Sven and his retarded false publicity of Durge, tricking people into thinking they would murder every npc they come across when you're only forced to murder someone one (1) time.
>>569845269No, her whole thing is that she hates reality and wants to make it as miserable as possible or best case scenario make it stop
>>569845141Shadowheart did >>569845259Karlach's involvement with the story is getting infernal iron for Dammon and being an illithid candidate
>>569845052You're really not intended to find everything unless you really work for it. In fact in this one you're explicitly encouraged to lie in your final report.
>>569845336>into thinking they would murder every npc they come acrossI did thatSpared Minthara though, she sucked my cock and I appreciate that.
>>569845336>MOOOOOM MOOOOOOMMY HEEEEELP THE CHARACTER IS LE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME HEEEEEELPWhy are you like this
>>569844829I’ve played the game like 2 trillion times and only once as Tav so I can explain this commentThe brain says that as it is talking about you, it says “you were murder incarnate” in the past tense as it describes how it willingly chose to follow you on the basis of your ruthlessness and intelligence, and then it claims you were ruined by “your sister” and so the events of the game and its plot unfolded. Earlier when you were restored it’s discussed by not explained in any detail what happened to you, and withers implies he used some of his divine power to restore the part of you that only bhaal could give, essentially rebirthing you fully free of bhaal’s influence. because you were literally created from a part of Bhaal’s divine essence, it seems that withers used some of his own to restore you
>>569845336Here is your main character bro.
>>569845139You're posting on a Mongolian basket weaving board for sexless autists.I hope that explains the>meltdowns provoked by the succubus not being a virginBut if you're still struggling to come to an answer. The answer is that Arueshalae is attractive and Jae is not.
Reminder that Tav was originally going to be a Bhaalspawn "Dark Urge" didn't exist, it was a separation Larian had to create because they know normalfags would get pissy over their character having murderous tendencies, so they had to make Durge as the actual main character while Tav became the generic blank state with no story ties whatsoever (just like DOS2)
>>569845405Gale's involvement in the story is Raping the MC and being an ilithid candidate.See? I can be reductive too!
>>569845660ok
>>569845530>Pick Durge>Tav doesn't even show upWhy? Because Durge killed them months ago in the tie in lol!>>569845660The game feels so bad when you aren't playing as an origin character or Durge, like you just arbitrarily cut out content for no reason.
>>569845675I'm sorry that Larian didn't write more content for your fave. But the fact is that Karl's quest is to go to Dammon once an act after you find a lump of metal.
>>569845826>The game feels so bad when you aren't playing as an origin character or DurgeLet's not exaggerate hereWhile I do agree that Durge is the best way to play the game, the game doesn't feel "bad" as Tav. Sure, it feels a bit less cool.An underrated thing about Durge is the connection it gives you to the villains. Ketheric doesn't like you but doesn't like Orin either, Gortash is in love with you, and Orin has a blood vendetta against you because your butler was cooler or something.It makes them feel a bit less flat.
Karlach lovingly fucking your ass (her sex scene is so bad)
My favorite is Minthara's companion quest. That was a good one.
>tie in
>>569845675He's right, Karlach doesn't really have much of a story. This was one of the biggest complaints when the game came out and we learned that they cut the upper city off, don't be contrarian
>>569845981But my fav is Durge because I'm not a Tav-cuck?
>>569845178I’ve never heard of anything like that, it seems like it would be an issue in Anglo countries like New Zealand and Australia but I have no connection to or knowledge about either. My country has natives but they do there own thing and there is no tension either way >>569845660I played Tav as a female Drow and there was enough reactivity for me to visualize and embrace my character, but I can see how empty it would feel if you played a human. Since humiliation rituals were brought up I remembered this moment in the prison inside Moonrise with the warden, she will describe an elf or human male as “boring” in a clear shot at the player and there is functionally no dialogue for either race. Aside from that, there is one in the Druid camp where you can turn away in disgust from the slop they’re serving there but that is functionally all you will experience all game
>>569846207>don't be contrarianBig ask anon, but I'll do it for you.
why is bgg here
>>569846539To rape you
>>569844381>Notice how no one complained about this when Charname was forced to be a 20 years old that lived all his life on Candlekeep under the watch of Gorion btwThe situations are not comparable. CHARNAME is a narrative blank slate, down to their young age and inexperience. CHARNAME can be pretty much anything the player wants, without straining plausibility. The Dark Urge's backstory is much more fixed - it's hard to imagine them as a cleric of any deity not named Bhaal, for example. CHARNAME's dark heritage slowly manifests due to special circumstances. CHARNAME isn't special, just one of thousands of Bhaalspawn. The Dark Urge's dark heritage brought them into existence. The Dark Urge is special, chosen by Bhaal. You are comparing an orphan raised by a loving adoptive father with a fucked-up divine experiment raised in a murder cult. CHARNAME and the Dark Urge are only superficially similar narratively.
>>569846085ALL of the sex scenes were bad. There's never been a good (non-porn game) sex scene in vidya and I only phrase it that way because some fucker will say>but muh porn ga-or>he thinks porn game have goo-Fuck off, you get my point. Devs have to play it safe so all you get is hilarious barbies slapping against each other shit.
>>569846539Every single /crpgg/ user has played bg3, we might stop pretending to be above it any time soon.
>>569845660I guess that's a problem Larian inflicted upon themselves. Because the Bhaalspawn in BG1 and 2 didn't have any murderous tendencies that fuck over your gameplay, just weird dreams.
>>569844157you literally worship the god of jews
>>569831201
>>569846601>it's hard to imagine them as a cleric of any deity not named BhaalPlay a paladin dark urge
>>569846612Minthara's act 1 scene is pretty great.
>>569845478>>569844750It's not that simple though.When I played DOS2 I had Fane with me, and I was completely ok with him playing an important role in the story.Gale feels uniquely offensive because of how fucking lame he is at all these things.
go back to /bgg/
>>569846539BG3 is a CRPGME and SWTOR aren't
>>569846539Because people cried when we talked about CRPGs like Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader.>>569846656Don't you literally would randomly transform into the slayer at some point in the story
>>569846706Yea, your Cleric choice is just whatever God you followed before giving into the Dark Urge. Losing most of your memories just had you default to your pre-urge state.
>>569846887>Don't you literally would randomly transform into the slayer at some point in the storyYes, but it's once, you are being warned to move your party away, and it lasts 2 seconds before you regain control.Then you can it at will.
I have shitposting urgesSometimes my vision fades, and when I'm back BAM: my hand is on the mouse, I've just clicked "post" on the most abysmal sludge of text you've ever read on this website.Maybe I'm the son of some god.
>>569846773Gale's whole thing is a complete non-factor to the story unless you want him to blow up or become a god, you're just seething because dolly le too importantYou're playing the damn game and making the choices, don't be mad about an ending you picked
>>569846793Mass Effect I get, but why is-oh wait, SWTOR is the MMO right?OR are you saying KOTOR isn't a CRPG?
I can tell its /bgg/fags because they complain about the same thing a l w a y s
>>569847081I like to make Shadowheart a Paladin, then I make my character a paladin as well but give shadowheart all the best equipment, then I cry and shit myself when she's a better Paladin than me with a goddess obsessing over her every action and giving her a unique powerful artifact for her use only. Then I romance her and watch as Halsin ucks her harder and better than I ever could.Tav-bro btw.
Eilistraee needed more presence in BG3.
>>569847234My theory is that the poster who used to screenblog and was possibly a woman made one of the local autists super mad. Every playthrough ended with a female durge kissing god gale
>>569847234I'm actually a /lcg/ bro, can you tell which posts are mine?
>>569847406Maybe anon wouldn't seethe about Gale if Gale was a woman and became a goddess and had sex with him?I think the crux of the matter is that Anon is seething that femanons get a hot rapist god husband and he only gets shadowheart or the frog.
>>569830013The Expeditions games are good, and one anon has been playing Shadowrun here recently. Don't know anything about Wasteland 2 thoughSince you've played HK already, then Dragonfall might be a good choice
>>569847598I can't get over the expedition games looking like those scam web browser games.
>>569847691you WILL be reborn in egypt
>>569839496Could be, the Ancestor Cores that Votann use might explain the "singing" Laarthyr hears, but I think there's warp involved as well, and the Kin aren't really all that warp-sensitive, so it might be something else
apparently the excuse for the new expedition portraits is so they can have dynamic expressions during conversationsLMAO
Sebille >>> Lhose
>>569847885>dynamic expressions during conversations
>>569847885but it looks shit
So asking again, why shouldn't my dual wield specialist precision shot specialist soldier criminal work?I think it could be pretty good.
>>569847885So like Tyranny?
>>569847935Looks dynamic to me
build idea: ghost rider that rides the ghost of the horse that plapped her (she nagged it to death)
>>569847927said no one ever.
>>569848030>be le soldierino>use precision shotsEnjoy basically not having an archetype?
>>569847691I don't really see it, imo Viking and Rome look pretty good>>569847885So it really is going to be like Tyranny with those PNG avatar-esque *crosses arms across chest when serious* posesFuck me, why are they doing this?
>>569848196I just said it, bitch
>>569847935his face is tired
>>569847557I agree. But hear me out, I remember this poster because the anti-Gale posting really started to ramp up around the same time. They would also mod Gale’s appearance and only went for his god ending. I have my theories.Bg3’s female romances were comparably pretty awful. Shadowheart is the only normal option and if you dislike her it’s over. But meanwhile Astarion and Gale were both designed to be pretty popular. Gale has a variety of endings and is fun as a player character too which makes Tav wizard a joke. Again, I have my theories.
>>569848214Owlcat won't let me dual wield as an Operative.But precision shots are better than shockrounds and you can still carry a burst weapon in your secondary if you want to use the other keystone power.The idea is to get 3 Precision shots per turn, you can still use dash and the cover enhancing keystone abilities.
>>569847885Anons are too autistic to read facial expressions though
i love gale dekarios
>>569848437>Gale has a variety of endings and is fun as a player character too which makes Tav wizard a jokeWhat an odd thing to say
>>569848437Know what? Let's hear all about those theories. Lay em on me.
I went with a shotgun arbites build for my rogue trader and IDK what advanced class to pick. I started as soldier, I imagine arch militant isn't worth it?
>>569848437>Bg3’s female romances were comparably pretty awful.lol fag
>>569848604Can't you dual wield a shotgun and a machine pistol? Using burst and area attacks count as alternativing attackes.
>>569848567How? You get extra content and dialogue and can speak with Mystra. You can do things like become a god, heal Karlach’s heart, and more. It’s superior to wizard Tav in many ways
why are they still going
>>569848604It's worth it because versatility is dogshit, you go arch-militant for reckless whatever so you can shoot and walk around, and for the ability that gives you an extra attackYou never have to stack versatility unless you're doing it for crit>>569848687>extraNo, you get nothing extra. You play as an established character. Again, what an odd thing to say.
>>569848604Arch militant is usually great You can get a talent such that using medpacks or the like also counts of versatility
>>569848638Let's be honest, majority of the fanbase is turned off by her appearance and initial bristly personality.Shadowheart has the more conventionally attractive appearance but becomes more aweful the more you learn about her.Karlach is a non-character.
There are 2 romances in BG3, astarion (kino) and taking jaheira's clothes off to look at her ass.
>>569848774>>569848751>>569848674Okay, so AM over bounty hunter? I guess that makes sense
>>569848751Nothing about that statement is “odd” in the slightest, you get additional content as the wizard class when playing as Gale. Tav doesn’t. If you’re interested in wizards, but not Gale, you could suffer psychic trauma as a side effect.
Does a crpg must have character creation?
this galefag/durgeautist does this same argument at /bgg/ btw
I am not fucking a frog.I am not fucking a bird.I am not a zoophile.
>>569848951Okay but I did some Durge trolling and I don't normally come to this thread. So in such a case how can we be sure it's just one Galefag and Durge autist?
>>569848935>you get additional content as theNo, again, you do not get anything additional or extra, you get to play as an established character.You don't get to "become a god" or "a pet cat" or whatever else, you get to be Gale. It's extremely odd to phrase playing as an existing character as "extra content". Things truly only born out of this generals weird mind.
>>569849016True. You’re fucking an anthropomorphic toad.
>>569848794>Let's be honest, majority of the fanbase is turned off by her appearance and initial bristly personality.majority of the normies maybe. Fanbase crowned her as best romance pretty much instantly.>Karlach is a non-character.She actually has the top 3 best VA and character development in the game but retards like you cant see past the questlog.
>>569848951Never posted in /bgg/Still a durgefagSorry not sorry
>>569849016You should have sex with bratty scum girls like Discordia then.
Kiss me on the lips, choke me on the floorDrag me around, push me right against your doorI'm your little doll, come and play with meDyeing all my hair, we could be in the sceneLights out, you don't tap outYou're so crazy, manipulate meFucking chase me, fucking break meYou're my everything, please just rape me
>>569849271I say that
>>569849124Say Karlach is great and makes playing as Tiefling Tav redundant>Anons seethe and say I shouldn't overblow her Make a snarky reply that she's lacking in character due to cut content>Anons seeth and demand I suck off her VACan't fucking win with you niggers, goddamn.
>>569848884Bounty hunter is quite good for a sniper character like Yrliet
>>569846987Except that's not how it works. You can't headcanon the Dark Urge as, say, a cleric of Ilmater before their time in the cult of Bhaal and their career as an unholy assassin. It's not as simple as bonking someone on the head hard enough that they forget their past and, when they wake up, they just pick up where they left off. Being a cleric is not like knowing how to ride a bike or how to play an instrument - it's a relationship between a devout servant and their god. Amnesia is not a reset button for your (divine) relationship. Ilmater wouldn't pick up the phone. Most classes (including Paladin) can fit, but not Cleric. I've always disliked this framing of the Dark Urge as "Tav+." It's a different origin for a different character. Not inherently better.
>>569849271This anon>>569849302 says that
/bgg/ is THAT way
>>569849271>mfw over a million views
I like playing rpgs on my computer.
>>569848884>AM over bounty hunterYeahBounty Hunter is more complicated and better suited to an Operative
>>569849334>Make a snarky reply that she's lacking in character due to cut contentAdding more quests to fix her heart doesnt add anything to her character. Her journey is all about coping with terminal illness and then accepting death. Now dont get me wrong i hate miseryporn and i wanted a dlc just to get her fixed in hell but what's in the game is a complete package.And yes everyone should be sucking off her VA she got sidelined by fag vampire and cutesy-same-tone shart.
>>569849441Gay and cuck pilled
>>569849339Guess it depends, Durge isn't a willing murderer so much as a mindbroken murder-slave of Bhaal. I guess the question is why would a god even have a Cleric that's the sockpuppet of another god.But then the answer is that Bhaal is the one actually answering your prayers while whichever god or goddess you pray too turns a blind eye. Afterwards, it's Nurgle answering your prayers.Similarly, a Warlock Durge is just tapping into the natural powers of their bloodline, same as a Sorcerer, which is why you lack the normal Pact relationship that Wyll has.
>>569849421This discussion is related to BG2 and how CHARNAME is a blank slate more flexible than the Dark Urge.
>>569849613Can'tfuckingwinwith you niggers
>>569849613>she got sidelined by fag vampireDeservedly so!
>>569849339Yeah, you'd think your patron deity would be VERY angry if their cleric is brainwashed into worshipping a different god.But then again, it's Larian, they are absolute FR lorelets.
>>569849339Normally I would be happy to clarify, but as player characters are dependent on headcanon I think the creator of the character should be the one to imagine and justify how it works
>>569849662yet I can't play as an incestuous rapist CHARNAME curious.
>>569849772>Selune did fuck all to reclaim Shadowshart>Shar just seethes for a bit pressing the ouchie button on Shadowheart if she leaves>Selune happily takes her backidk, these gods really chilled the fuck out from AD&D.
>>569849943In the bad ending for durge, Bhaal turns you into a sex slave and has you raped by monsters to breed an army of Bhaal-taint. Pun intended.
>>569850082and it was based. The only time we got some of that old AD&D WTF!????! in a modern game.
which CRPG has the best porn?
>>569850184It really was the only moment in the story when the gods went hard, so to speak. The others were so lame. I wanted more from Shar especially.
>>569850391mass effect tho most of it is futa im pretty sure
>>569850506I thought we agreed Mass Effect didn't count as a CRPG.
>>569850571Its in the op. I had to look at it and realized none of those games have good porn. BG3 porn is all futa too.
>>569850571>weThere is no "we" hereThere is only "I" and I decided ME counts, BITCH
>>569850629>BG3 porn is all futa too.really?
>>569850571>welol
Royal we and we declare ME is boomerslop that doesn’t belong in the OP or anywhere crpgs are discussed
which crpg has the best r34?
>>569850649I kneel to your absolute willpower, ME hating anon was a fag anyway.>>569850719Don't bully I'm new here.
>>569850715yea
I don't care about what games you niggers discuss long as no one chimpouts about it
>>569850814just say porn anon.
>>569850715Of course, only the women are attractive
>>5698508973d anim shit or is it at least drawn?
>>5698510263d
>>569851026mostly 3d animated. But very high quality.
>>569850814>QualityKotOR 2 (Visas Marr in particular)>Quantity (not counting AI slop)Mass Effect>Wishlist (Not wishing for AI slop unless its really good AI slop)BG2 and Planescape:Torment
>>569851026>does the 3d game have 3d porn or do people imagine the characters in 2d and draw itanooooooon
>>569851172>anon actually thought this was clever
There is no evidence that Gomez knew about the massacre of the Fire Mages
>>569851172extremely clever post anon, thank you.
That’s cool but does anyone know where I can find some 4d futa? Looking for extra stank and a big thick one, asking for a friend. Game doesn’t matter. No blacks
>>569851172Because people use Owlcat's models when making porn of their characters right?
where did the ME poster go? I miss her already
>>569851360That's very different
>>569851360pathfinder porn is all swarm and AI garbage when I checked. RT is all raztard's ugly drawings
>>569851364Xe got bored of replying to ximself.
>>569851393No it isn't, artist draw porn of characters for all IPs and games. It's a mark of an IPs quality if you have a certain threshold of 2d art because 3d shit is so easy to do, especially when you can just rip ingame models.3d Porn is barely above AI slop for this reason.
>exodus>expanse>me5who will win the dolly wars
Is this what bgg is usually like because this shit is even worse than we usually are
>>569851364mention vagrus ze and xer troon friends will have a meltdown
>>569851525>No it isn'tYes it is, bg3 has actual non-claymation models that get naked and shit, comparing it to owlcat games is nonsensical
>>569851424Correct, but it's still a "3d" game and people obviously don't use Owlcat's shitty models.But Owlcat games lack the mass appeal to attract good artists.
>>569851594Let's talk about how loose Jae is, that was intellectual discourse
>>569851707I like orks :D
>>569851587So far, Expanse is a clear winner, because Regina.
>>569851172nta but I find most of Skyrim porn to be completely ignorable because so very little of it is actually drawn by an artist. Even AI would be better than just generic render 8,190 of someone's loverslab posing mod. Same usually goes for 3d stuff of other games, and if its animated its even worse unless the animator is one of the very small handful that actually make them decently.
>>569851613Ripping models and smacking them together in SFM or Blender is the lowest tier of porn imaginable, full stop.Having actual artists (not swarmfag commissions or Raztard) is a sign of a healthy IP that is popular because artists are trying to cash in on that popularity.
>>569851824>Ripping models and smacking them together in SFM or Blender is the lowest tier of porn imaginable, full stop.objectively wrong.
>>569850814CKII
>>569851815>>569851824Reply chain wasnt about quality
>>569851903I'm objectively not. Most are just stapling the character's head on an off model body that's used for every other 3d porn.>>569851945Anon the 1st post is: >>569850391>which CRPG has the best porn?It's ENTIRELY about quality.
>>569852063See >>569851026>>569851172
>>569851824most 3d big budget games have mainly blender porn now
>>569851815Not sure what's worse, the models looking nothing like the characters or it being animated worse than a GMod YouTube Poop video.
>the """"bad guy"""" actually just wants radical freedom from dogma and the stranglehold that both sith and jedi have on knowledge of the force>Game actually lets you agree and help him and protect him, making sure he succeeds in his goalsKINO
>>569852063most being shit have no effect on extremely high quality ones. 2d drawings have obvious limitations 3d animations with quality models, sound and poses beats 2d.And bg3 has tons of quality 3d.
>>569850391Dragon Age
>>569852153I said Blender porn in that post...I included sfm porn because it's still common depending on your IP tags.
>>569852252
>>569852260>bg3>qualityPick one.
Mystra
>>569852260>And bg3 has tons of quality 3d.This is the part where you link one and we all mock your shit taste.
>>569852275You said its the lowest tier of porn, when its extremely common now. Those people make huge bucks on patreon. and porn sites have been flooded with AIsloppa so drawn porn is even rarer.
>>569852252thank you for talking about game and not 3d porn like the degens above
>>569852474you generate AI porn though
>>569852371shant be getting baited into looking up porn in work tyvm.
>>569852403Yes anon, it's the lowest tier because the barrier to entry is so low and the output is extremely high. It's difficult to tell if it will be quality or shit at a glance which makes is simpler to just filter it all out. That's what makes slop slop. I thought we were working on the assumption of not even considering AI art, but okay we've dug a layer lower, we're now in the core of the planet of shit porn.
The guy who makes disgusting futa bg3 porn makes millions from it. This is what Sawyer wanted
can we unironically just go back to shitting on Jae
>>569852547>posting on 4chan at work
>>569852658No Jaefag
>>569852661what else am i supposed to be doing?
sex with ginger elves btw
>>569852639Thinking about it anon, why aren't you making 3d porn in your free time? Clearly it's a better Career choice than engineering, law, or becoming a medical doctor.
>>569852731Pretending to work, I presume.Anyway, I really have to wonder when this all comes crashing down, when everyone is just making porn or selling their bodies online, we're not making anything and we're all passing the same dollars around in a circle jerk of influencer bullshit.
>>569852760I thought about it but I have to learn blender first
>>569852731Working?t. posting from work
rape gingers
>>569852252more games should do that. the bad guy is sensible and has a point so some players want to side with them, and the game lets them.
Wish I had a job so I could post from work as well
>>569814423>so I've never played an owlcat game but I've picked up from this general that you fags regularly cheat or bypass mechanics by using this "toybox" mod?I don't use toybox to cheat their games. I use it to bypass the myriad of owlcat's unfixed bugs and wrongly flagged code.
>I want radical freedomred flag>dogma bad loaded statement>both sides bad retard alert
Where a terrible day to be on 4chan
>>569820536This is very nice
>>569853185saar
Fuck me, that was an actual challenge with enemies capable of attacking with all their AP.Still, the moment I jacked out of the matrix (i spent my leftover karma points on decking for funsies and became four times the decker nigdget was) it was all over for them.
Van Saar is the name of a truly ancient noble family in Necromunda who have access to a working AI-powered STC and use it to produce ultra-advanced weapons for discerning clients throughout the imperium
>>569853305what is this
>>569853185ewwwwwwwwww that smelCan't you smelll that smeeellleeewwwwwww that smeellllThe smell that's arrrrouuuunnnnndd yooooou!!!!
>>569853385the bonus campaign for HKpoorly written but the fights were meant to be challenging it actually is if you enable the enemy ai to be able to hit three times a turn
>>569853357Were they the ones with the bat-like suits? Or was that some other house
>>569853357They're also lepers dying of space cancer.
they flopped by making it a smell. It should have been in the way you communicate and all of the unspoken descriptions dialogue that make any interaction with her disjointed and eerie. honestly it being a bad smell is so fucking retarded and creatively bankrupt that it kind of killed my interest in the game
They should add IDs to all boards.>>569853542Discordia just makes you have seizures when near her, smell was only referenced in a generic chat with Cogg and only implicitly.
>>569853542Whar are you talking about
>>569853661Obviously Discordia.
>>569853542It's not a smell. You can read what blanks/nulls do to people in the vicinity by reading the wikli for 5 seconds anon, which you should have already done. The smell thing is a joke. Are you going to apologize for your petulant tone and hasty assumptions because you took a meme seriously?
fuck off, you know exactly what I'm referring to, and if not, you haven't even played the game and aren't worth talking to anyway
>>569853782I get all my lore from ITEHATTSD so I can't learn anything new about the setting until GW stops being FAGGOTS and lets them continue their homosexual fanfic starring Magnus and some random Custodes.
her pronouns are it/its
nuh uh, you can't stop me
so.. what does she canonically smell like?
>>569853875Whoo what why how hum huh hey wah anon? Explain talk elaborate answer tel now?
>>569853994kys
Wendaug 2.0
someone having a melty
>>569854047KYS? Kiss your sister? Anon I don't think she'd like that. Why would you want me to do this? Are you some kind of freak? A degen? A pedo? Are you... one of those incels? Anon? Hello? Anon where are you going? Anon!? Hello!?!?
>>569854047This
discor won't be a virgin
>>569854047>>569853875Uh oh melty!
Because I will be the one to deflower her.
>>569853542It's not a smell holy shit That's just one incidental line from when she's talking to CoggHer uncanny nature manifests itself as a sense of unease whenever you're around her
>>569854168some of the people here are genuinely fucking retarded. look at this shit. human slop
Discor makes herself stink to scare away moids
>>569853979A human.More interestingly, I could tell you what Tali's sweat smells/tastes like.
how wared up are you?
>smelly Bros is Discordance INDIAN?
If Discordia doesn't really smell, why are you all posting about it
>>569854305Discordia doesn't change her underwear because the inquisition never supplied her any spares, she is a SWAMP down there.
>>569854251She smells bro. Let it go
>>569853542so this is the intellectual discourse when we're not bogged down by talking about bg3
>>569854398She's spiritually Indian.
>>569854404Shitposting hour.>>569854452Are Indians all nulls, is that why we hate them instinctively?
>>569854420vomits
>>569854420WIFE MATERIALShe better not shave, too!
Discordance smells like stale urine, human feces, and onion because this was the only way the writer could explain why nobody likes her
I can't believe the uncanny field of horror that surrounds a blank has been reduced to literally swamp assSo if you give Discordance a bath, she'll go back to normalWhy would GW do this
you guys want a stinky swamp bitch over a clean black woman I seeeee
>>569854540Acolyte do you understand now? It is a tool to be used but its uses do not extend to sexual relief.
>I see it in the change in your scentWhat did Yrliet mean by this?
>>569854601To think all you had to do to stop chaos was outlaw bathing.
If you use a rebreather mask that you can get from the hungry quartemaster, you can romance Discordance without a problem
where does Jimmi fall on the Puritain-Radical spectrum?
>>569854601She is allergic to water, you can't do that
>>569854727Rogue Trader is stinky but she'll lick it clean.
>>569854510>WeJust you I'm not a Racist
>>569854728This is why orks are immune to Chaos
>>569854727She can detect changes in body chemistry like a dog. Elves are so dumb in this setting. I hate them
>>569854786whichever one you put him in
>>569854768Why didn't they implement the Rebreather masks doing anything for the toxic room boss fight?Do you have any idea how many dishes I had to bring that fat fuck?
>>569854921>Do you have any idea how many dishes I had to bring that fat fuck?3>Why didn't they implement the Rebreather masks doing anything for the toxic room boss fight?Small indie studioI think those rebreathers are only for investigating the room with the dead servant. It's flooded with some kind of gas and the guard says you have to have a rebreather before he'll let you in
DH collector's edition should come with scratch and sniff stickers for every companion. To truly immerse ourselves in this crpg.
>>569854846I'm not racist, just prejudiced.
>>569854727I think it's funny how inconsistent Yrliet is written in general. Like here she claims this but then has 0 issue and 0 complains about moving through human waste sewer muck in that one Footfall questline.
Cavalierbros, we're so fucking back!I'm gonna chooooorge
>>569854997>I think those rebreathers are only for investigating the room with the dead servant. It's flooded with some kind of gas and the guard says you have to have a rebreather before he'll let you inWhat fucking room? You mean there was another hidden wall zone?
>>569855016the stench should come from the VAs tooso Discordia's VA shouldn't bathe and run on a treadmill for an hour, then wring her undies to be processed for the stickers
>>569855079>it's a horse but bony and hairless because grimdarknessthis setting is so fucking DUMB HOLY SHIT
>>569855061She's not saying you smell bad, just that you smell differentShe doesn't mind human smellsAnyway I didn't know it was even possible to take her into the sewers, since she isn't recruited till after Footfall
>>569855079lore experts: can his rebreather handle Discordia's STINK?
>>569855079I want this on my team aieeeee!!
>>569855147It also subsists entirely on meat.
>horses in gasmasksok too far
>>569855079>it's a horse but bony and hairless because grimdarknessthis setting is so fucking COOL HOLY SHIT
>>569855016I would unironically buy this in a heartbeat
>>569855016I feel like all of them would stink besides Asypce and Larry >>569855147Don't forget the horse has a gas mask on
I LOVE 40K!!! XD
Anons, let's laugh about a setting more retarded than 40k.STARFINDER!>people actually thought Owlcat would make a starfinder game.
>>569853542You’re a huge faggot. Stink is the appeal.
Starfindersisters want the rat guy and the giant gay bug
>>569855239Yea, fucking retarded am I right?
Wenduag stinks more.. just saiyan
>>569855360Have you smelled stink? Like BO or fart gas?
>>569855410yes, this is fucking retarded
>>569854593My beautiful stinky wife. She’s going to be the best romance.
>>569855416no wonder she is the best girl.
>>569855129From the Arboretum, you can find the start of some footprints at 1Follow them to 2, and you'll find a psychic trace. You'll need a psyker in the party to proceed. Saro or Laarthyr will do. There's a party changing station near the main entrance to the levelFrom 2 you proceed to 3, whereupon guards won't let you in unless you have a rebreatherOnce you get in, you'll find a servant's body at 4, with a note that provides a clue to the theft of a poisonous plant.
>>569855469Reality is retarded.
>>569855410wheres the red googles
>>569855129>You mean there was another hidden wall zone?Wait a second, what hidden wall zone?I haven't found a hidden wall and I'm going in circlesThis hidden wall zone could be the break I need to bust this case wide open
>>569855545Oh, no I went there, I already had the masks so the guards never stopped me.I thought you meant somewhere else.
>>569855448Yes.
>>569855168>She doesn't mind human smellsThat's the inconsistent part. Eldar have heightened senses overall and become prone to becoming overstimulated. In Path of the Outcast, the protagonist there has a severe reaction to being in a human ship. The mixture of human smells, the ship's artificial lights, and the convoluted human, vox and industrial noises nearly thew him in a frenzy.
i think what makes 40k so lame is how hard it draws from wwi and wwii german aesthetics but totally fails in capturing how hard they went they try to do an ss officer cresting a trench with luger drawn but the guy looks like judge dredd cosplaying a villain from the power rangers or it's literally the year 40k and they have some ghetto gasmask necrohorses
Starship, the mighty SpaceX rocket, is powered by liquid oxygen and liquid fart gas
>>569855632There's a hidden wall in this room that leads to a new area.>>569855610Only on the german horse gas mask.
>>569855717If you weren’t such a 40K tertiary the answer would be obvious to you. But you remain in the dark sputtering like a retard.
>>569855691nasty
>>569855717Well ok, but that's an inconsistency with an entirely separate bit of lore about a different character Within rogue trader, Yrliet consistently doesn't mind smells, regardless of her other flaws
>>569855717I’m crying omg
>>569855717Anon... that's because wh40k started as a parody of what you're describing. Up until recently it wasn't media to be taken seriously because it intentionally did not took itself seriously.
>>569855769>There's a hidden wall in this room that leads to a new area.Thanks
>>569855717Obiwan Cousteau
This Hax fag is a slippery one
Yrliet doesn't mind the smell because it isn't her first. She's been mon-keighing around
ghetto gasmask necrohorses my next ship name
>>569855769Thanks, that's great. I knew the next lead was the the "tech corridors" and this is them apparently
>>569855079just when you thought the setting couldn't get sillier
I want Discordance to hug me
>>569856258It would be extremely painful.
>>569856102When she talks to the corsairs over the radio and they call her a mon-keigh fucker, it's not you they're talking aboutYrliet has a sector-wide reputation from long before she met you
>>569856291>>569856291>>569856291>>569856291
>>569856291I can take it.
can you even blame the eldar for their disdain when the empire is fielding necrohorses in the year 40k
If I took Discordance's mask off would she die?
>>569817226Find the servo-skull in the column in the chapel, and challenge the Boss Techpriest about itYou should get a lead to a new location, which is behind a hidden panel to the western side of the room where you found the guardsman whom you gave a cigarette to
>>569856384what superior means of locomotion do the eldar use
>>569856458Motorcycles
>>569855079Is that horse even alive or sentient?
>>569856425It would be extremely smelly
>>569855079Finally, rogue trader is a horse game>I Don't want to shoot the horse, please don't make me shoot the horse
>>569856458Floating speeder bikes and corvettes.
>>569855410indeed it iscavalry will always be fucking retarded>oh everyone look at me look at me I'm going to jump on top of this herbivore and take it into battle with mehonestly everything past the chariot was a mistake, 1177BC was the worst thing to happen to human civilization
>>569856496Animals aren’t sentient. The only ones coming close are elephants.
Yep, more archeotech>The "A" on the pipe stands for "Archeotech"
>>569856507You know you will
>>569856570That's sapient, retard
>>569856540is that as cool as a horse though
>>569856458Exodites ride dinosaurs
>>569856665The eldar use laser shooting jousting lancers on them.Oh and Exodites ride dinosaurs
>>569856661No. Animals are not sentient.
>>569856738imagine the musk...
>elves riding dinosvery serious setting
>>569855717Kreigers are especially gay and lame. WW1 was an absolutely embarrassing time for bongs, they were managed by butchers and bunglers.And their historiography for decades had been that their soldiers were lions led by sheep. Until more recently where Bong nationalists try to pass off general like Butcher Haig as some underrated genius. Anyways, good post, you for the sloppers clutching pearls.
>>569856738YOU FUCKING NIG-
>>569856807yes very kino setting
>>569856458Dinos
>>569856807Barely. But much more than Pathfinder.
Will the next DLC finally allow us to fuck Yrliet?
>>569856879>>569856887wtf I love 40k now
which way Roman man?
>>569856819>Butcher HaigField martial Haig mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o
>>569856957Julia
I need to marinate in Discordance’s stink
>>569855016Larry: incense,haymar: something manly, maybe Axe deospray?Touma: old smokeEpione: hospitalDisco: Stinky socksRakthi: bird smellAspyce: rose perfumeSaro: ???Cogg: badI think most of my companions smell bad, with exception of aspyce, maybe Larry too if is know what's in those incense bundles
>>569856957>game lets you marry your romance option during the campaign itself>the ending slides show her and the protagonist having children and raising a familyvery wholesomewhy do so few games do this?
>>569857025never use the word marinate ever again
>>569857079Saro smells like fire
>>569857079Unwashed panties more like it.
>you have to pass increasingly difficult persuasion checks to convince Discordance to not take a shower after every quest.>she gets huge stackable buffs from that>your companions start to leave>but doesnt matter because you can beat any encounter just with her stink
>>569857262Baaaaased
>>569857262Acolyte and Disco run challenge. No other companions. No gear. No Officer build.
>>569857262
>>569856987Genius
>>569857406You better play as a psyker
A great battle ensued and 85 gorillion died. Approximately 7000 hives were burned in the initial attack and 23,000 more would fall in the following weeks. After a grueling imperial year(76 centuries), the forces of the God Emperor managed to push back the forces of the Archenemy in a decisive counterattack. Nothing changed as a result of the battle, and in fact, the details were quickly lost to history.
>>569856957Right > Mid > Left from pure appearanceWhat's their personalities like?
>>569857262That’s my stinky wife!
>>569856957Raia.I am still salty.
>>569857539>>569857539>>569857539
>>569857502Of course
>>569857608they have to make it up to the fans by having a cute shrine maiden with a lot of cats romance option in the next one
>>569857709Did Japanese even have cats?I think they had a fetish for foxes.
>>569857912they have fetishes about tentacles
>>569848196I agree with him.
>>569828028I only care for 40k
>>569857912where do you think the phrase thieving cat came from?
>>569841602The entire plot of BG3 is contrivances stacked on top of contrivances, purely so that Swen could do the "Yooo, you're infected with the mindflayer tadpole at the start, dude!" plot hook. If you think about it, us being a squad of mercs hired to stop Illithid kidnappings would've worked just fine, and you wouldn't have to come up with 50 billion bullshit hoop jumps to explain why the plot can happen at all with us infected.
>>569842858>What were they thinkingWriter getting too attached to a character they write, forgetting that the MC is the player character and not their NPC. GMs fall into this trap all the time with DMPCs.
>>569861961fucking harlequin
>>569852252My problem with SWTOR doing that is the mmo format. We cannot be the main character of a solo rpg with our own goals, so we have to follow around key npcs to leech off their plot.SWTOR would've been better as a Sith Warrior solo rpg, where we get the option to quit the religious conflict of Sith vs Jedi and achieve FREEDOM like the core of the sith code spoke of.
