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reminder that Nami is soft
>>569964518About how soft?
Finally an ass designed for bwc...No more getting blocked by massive buttcheeks and being unable to reach anus...
we get it stop saying this every thread
Love Gweb
>wake up>yordle culo is still sexo
>>569965062>>569960048
is this the ai sloppa thread
>>569965401yes!
remember to send hate to swain when they eventually enter thread
>>569965401Well is it?
>>569965550but I think swain is neat
Are feet in your mouth good for you?
theres a nigger somewhere eating off of foodstamps that my tax dollars funded...https://streamable.com/oen15ganyway i forgor how this was fun from time to time super based of me 2nd part of clip is most important
Sweaty!
>>569965401THis is the league of legends on topic thread
>>569965842>>569965842>>569965842Real thread that isn't just the fatposter samefagging
my wrist hurst after 4 hours of league am I unc now?
>>569965782mutant your toes are on backwards
>>569966016Shh... they fell asleep.
>>569965401give artstyle prompt pls
Is there any updates on what lockes moveset will be?He seems like a kinda cool champ. Reminds me hellsing and a bit of devil may cry from the clipWill definitly play while popping some mountain dew and monster energy
Seraphine is so lucky
can we go back to when we had the thread ops be the magma collab those were cute
>>569966398no
>t. Veigar is targeting you with his R
>>569966212at LEAST 1 dashmaybe 2probably 3
>>5699663982 Threads ago there was a guy that made a legit OP, but the discorders spammed 30 posts to get their thresh thread first and then spammreported the legitimate thread, so the guy said he will never make a thread again.
ban this cock sucker
jax just doesnt counter trynd until 1 item + steelcaps and can still die if trynd has both summs, huh?
the briar-chad fears the ranged-top faggot.
i guess this is the soft one
Hag Annie.
need more ai slop
here you go
>>569966476dang
computer generate fat akali
She forgot...
>>569966556lolg will puts more effort into spiting each other than actually staying on topic its crazy
>>569967105I dont really understand the logic here>lets coordinatedly spammreport the guy that made a legit OP>crys about why theres no legit OP>>569966521Looking at the clip its propably an ability thats lets him dash 3 times like ahri or dashresets like lucian, but definitly dashes and maybee dualweild like samira
Yone!
Uhmmm akali this is my gaming desk
i guess i'll just play seraphine................................................
Communication is important.
>>569965401https://files.catbox.moe/t8kwkm.pngGet it out early
Hello /lolg/ im a new player from dota. Are there any cool deliquent champions like yusuke from yuyu hakusho live action?
uuuggggggghhhhhhh
Shyvana!
Is toplane good for you?
>>569967883why do her nipples look like that, what happened?
>>569968050No, its not. If you play toplane to much you become mentally disabled.T. mentally disabled toplaner
>>569968050nice high-tech monitor, gwen. i have those on my ship
>>569968259>Not an inverted nipplechadngmi
Look what came in the mail today. Isn't he cute?
Pool party Vex doko
>21 minutes of waiting for this slop game</3
when is we getting Locke PBE
>>569964672Inside or on the outside?
>>569968587Tommorow next patch comes live so a new patch comes to the pbe i think?So maybe tommorow
>>569968324Forgot webm. This is what toplane does to your brain
Wow Ezreal... So that's why you kept rejecting Zoe.
FUCK Ezreal
Enormibus!
>>569969087plot twist thats her balls
>>569969087lulu is a size queen
This is would a kid of annie x ksante would look like.Whats /lolg/s favourite romantic ship (no need for canon, league lore is made by trogs to begin with)
>>569969495make a Kog'Sai
>>569968468You know who destroys Shen? Yone.
thirsty bitches
>>569969495Ksante x Akali
>>569969467Hot
Post your weirdest league image
Take a chillpill bro
why do people play singed? i just faced one, and he rarely ever interacted with me and just proxied all game. all my lanes including my jungle won their lanes, so i won the coinflip. just imagine if he picked a real champ and stomped me, he could easily get his team back in the game if so.
Reworked Shyvana my wife
>>569971029Your husband*
>>569966556i was the guy who made the thresh thread and i am not in any discord, the only reason that thread got bumped was because it was the first one posted in the thread that did not have something weird/fetishy, no only that but i also did not report any of the thread and just chilled in the thread, you need to stop making up bad assumptions
>>569971029More like Shyvan
>>569970351
Yordlebro didnt drop ahri butt yet did he
>>569969638Maybe in lane. But lore wise they'd cooperate with one another.
>>569970971fetish champ, autists only play him so they can self insert as someone farting while having the hot female champs sniff them
Soraka my cute wife!
Kaisa's biosuit's insides smell like Singed QShe sweats and farts and pisses and shits in it, y'know?
>>569971397>fetish champYo, what the fuck
>>569971293I dont know, the 3 seconds instadeletion came a little fast. THat only happens when something gets mass reported
>>569971638
>>569971663that also happens when the janny is online and iirc that thread and some before (and current ones i guess) have been messy so it'd make sense they requested those, however i have nothing to do with that shit and used to make multiple threads daily for years for this general simply to avoid thread dramas since bad actors keep the thread op to prevent jannies from banning them while making the thread quality shit because they're untouchable for that duration, absolutely nothing in that scenario proved anything aside from 1. a thread was made, 2. the others were deleted, there is nothing to say x caused y aside from being a few seconds late atleast from my perspective.
>>569972078hehbest girl
Some guy asked me to swap and I just drop 16 kills first timing Camille sup?While laning with a tear start Twitch?I literally was full build before the end and couldn't spend my goldIs this role real? It's so fucking easy man
>>569972625>normals game
>>569972760i was still playing against people roughly my elo tho!
>>569972760>playing league in the league of legends general is bad
>>569972625I mean camille supp just oneshots everything with barely counterplay.I asume bard wasnt really that helpfull in preventing you from dashing on caitlyn (not like he could do anything)
>>569972843i spent like 5 minutes bot because we couldnt lanecait bard just fucked us early because of tear start twitch and me not getting an angle to e innot to mention it's cait bard and they both outdamage and outrange uswe both nearly died at level 1, i had to base, came back, nearly killed themthen it was a stalemate until both me and bard stopped laning at minute 4 or something for different reasonstwitch was doing well into cait anyway
>>569972843so basically he was good in lane yes but he wasnt that effective at peeling outside of it
>find out my piece of shit inting duo is a vtuberyunara sexo
Imagine being Lulu's pussy eating slave.
https://magma.com/d/HlOkPq7ivdHave you joined a Drawpile yet?
Back when Syndra could grab 3 balls with W, some vayne ganked me midlane. She played really well mechanically, dodged 2 Q's, W and E, and tried to dive me to finish me off. I pressed R and she melted to the R damage + 1 tower shot. I never felt so satisfied in a play where I missed every single skillshot, and I still remember this match fondly.
>>569965401only if you teach everyone how to do the ai slop, everyone plays as one girl, and you have a self made mega harem of slutty girls which would make it fun
friendly message of the day
>>569974290Can you prove him wrong?
>>569973976I wish I could grab 3 balls with my mouth
>>569974290Next time you get a message like that tell them you're a doctor and you saved the life of hundreds of children.
The most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut
>>569975686>fairtrue>well designednot even close, walk away and this champion does not exist and cant do anything about it, ugly, not memorable>high skill capalso false, kit is garen level, best combo is r flash
lane evelynn is funher passive seems way more useful outside of jungle honestly
The best part of having multiple accounts is leaving a game that is doomed and feeling no stress over it.
>dude COMBOS
>>569975851reported
hand over your neegos
>>569976135Here you go
>>569975851>be in memelow on an alt>team starts flaming at the smallest misplay that doesn't matter in the context of the game>/deafen + increase music volumelove it my team lets me play singleplayer, I used to hate the fact deafen also muted pings, now I welcome it
>>569976135Breeding Neeko's mouth!Knocking up her throat!
why dont they want frozen heart to be good
>>569975881what is the term for hitting multiple buttons together if that one triggers you?
Aram mayhem this season was just DID YOUR ADC OR AP ROLL 2+ SET FIRECRACKER? IF NOT THEN YOUR TEAM LOSES. I'm glad they're changing this shit
>>569976362auto attackers run this game tankchud
>>569976362how to tell someone hasn't played against frozen heart in ages
overlord looks good on paper but when am i supposed to build it and why is the recipe 2 tunnelers
>>569975851Legit. I dont mind people that blatantly leave games instead of just permaflaming and sprinting.
>Bad mental but winThat's not how that's supposed to work...
GA should have a shorter cooldown
>>569976681Adc items are not allowed to be as strong as mage items
GA should scale the heal with crit chance
Locke won.
ZzzZzzZzz~
>>569976906shut up
>>569976906keep talking
>go to drututts stream to call him a retard>follow him for that exact purpose since you need to do so to chat>forget to unfollow>randomly check twitch a month later>got gifted a sub
>>569977423>>569977435
>>569977545This happened to me with blooms
>>569977367>first pick>lock locke>go supportits just that simple
>>569976602Exactly. I left before the 15 minute mark, and the game was already doomed. I saved all of my teammates the time and stress of that game, and they early surrendered.
>>569976362it is good just nichenot just for being "anti-auto" but for needing the haste and mana vs just going randuins
just cut my finger i guess im not playing league for a few days
>>569977746based sissy taking one for the team
>>569977762No idea what that is this was over 6 years ago to watch retard arguments by " british " lolgs in the chat
>>569978023Oh, nvm then. Sorry
do you think studying psychological warfare books will increase my ranked win rate?
>>569978979
>>569978809No but it will help with manipulating others outside of the game
I just noticed I've only seen two (2) Namis this entire patch. I hate disloyal meta slaves !
>>569975821demon shade is useful for letting you go from pick to pick without basing from the damage you tookbut yes, you are right, because camps already heal youit's still pretty good later though
it's always 5-year silvers talking shit in non-rankeds. what gives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ60hYefPhkWhy does Nemesis have a real editor who puts in 10x the amount of effort than anyone else in the scene for videos with 20k views?
>>569979380they are in your game doe you gold 3 warrior
hand over your ahris
>>569979492I was diamond back when I played before they padded out the rankings though, you trashcan.
>>569980127>2023>before they padded out the rankings
>>569980224yeah, back when diamond was top 2-3%
>>569979681https://files.catbox.moe/p9g626.png
diamond is just blue gemerald
>>569980407The rightful fate of kemonomimi subhumans
>>569978979>>569979060Too much sovl for this god forsaken place
>>569980407literally me
>sun's up>birds chirping>dd offline, swordman offlineyup. it just might be safe to play ranked at the bottom on NA again. for now
>>569965979>>569966556SVUL>>569978979>>569979060ABYSMAL DOGSHIT
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
this nigga's straight out of the demacia vice city skinline
>>569981732ezreal if he high t
Okay is it just me or has normals matchmaking gotten really, REALLY fuckin' bad.Like I know normals wasn't always the most balanced gamemode and all but fuck me at least 80% of players used to be in the same bracket unless you were diamond+ and went into it. Now it feels like it'll lane fresh installs against emerald players all the time.
>>569982237Less players so they mix up everything possible to reduce queue times
>>569982237isnt normals where people go once they get temp banned from ranked and have to do penalty games
>>569982237it's not just you. Last time this year, I was getting some really low quality matches compared to the months before. This year follows the same pattern, but it feels worse for two reasons:1. The elo inflation from January 2026 to May 2026 put a lot of people 1 to 2 tiers above their actual asspull mmr, hence silver+bronze being the new iron, for example2. The Master+ ladder reset afterward sunk a lot of floating turds that are now sinking and rolling new accounts to escape their fate. I've had two Diamonds purposefully shit up silver lobbies this week alone. On either team.Problem from #1 is still intact - very much so. I still can't believe the best Thresh I've had all year is literally Iron I compared to all the other Threshes I have had all year, for example. Iron may as well not exist as a real elo considering how aggressive Riot has been with putting people into Bronze, Silver, etc.
>>569980724Unlike gaymerald, in dia you lose cause the enemy is simply better, not cause of autistic teammates crying, screeching and trolling all game
>>569982662what did this iron 1 thresh do
>>569982783>in dia you lose cause the enemy is simply better, not cause of autistic teammates crying, screeching and trolling all gameLOL
>>569982783>Unlike gaymerald, in dia you lose cause the enemy is simply better, not cause of autistic teammates crying, screeching and trolling all gamedamn... you just outed yourself as never been in Diamond or above by posting this...
>>569982815Glad you asked. While his hooks weren't always on-point, he tried - a lot. Him pressing his buttons and trying his actual combo with Flay is impressive enough to meet my standard for the average random Thresh. What really sold me, however, was that he actually used lanterns correctly. Random Threshes don't ever EVER do this for me ever.
>>569982783Dunno, i get the idea behind your post, but having played in all elos except masters+ and ocassionally playing clash against masters+comps i have to say that nothing terrifies me more than a full emerald comp.Like you see the dia master lobby and think yourself, ez free winYou see the emerald and know its gonna be fucking hard
>>569979681you can't handle my ahri's traveller, they are too strong for you
Why does lolg fear emeraldBVLLS
>>569983520because they are Legion
>>569983426*gets charmed and dies*
it's gonna be so funny when League Classic drops, and all the rose-tinted glasses people get btfo'd. they will realize how annoying old LoL was.
>>569984264Not going to happen. I play twisted treeline and have a good timeI will buy zz rot and banner and actually play the game instead of brainlessly pushing top for 30 minutes and i will like it
>>569984264theres 2 optionsriot doesnt update it and it becomes a solved gameriot does update it and adds their modern riot balance to it
Breaking news: Hextech portals will be added on bottlane starting from patch classic 1.2
Someone make a tier list of all the champs (male + female) of what noise they would make then they orgasm.Would they scream and yell?Grunt like an animal?Whimper?Gasp?Sigh?Not react at all?
After watching Viper's stream for like a solid 20 seconds, I now understand why really high elo people tend to smurf. He is in a 35 minute queue right now.
always reset when queue time goes past estimated.-not me but I parrot itor are queue resets a total placebo?
>>569985570Briar would start babbling incoherently
Tuesday blues?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeepooooooostgm lolg im leveling my kat acc today
>>569987810escaping to mid today are we?
>>569987810I don't know if it's cute or just eye cancer
>>569987945Literally me as a support
>>569987945we need a support sissy intervention there's too many here
real ones know adcs are the real sissies
>>569988027dont play support, then. okay?and dont queue ranked today. please>>569988069what would you suggest?
>>569986771i got the blues everyday, brotherhttps://youtu.be/oVI2PkK2K1o?si=rXepAR3SLGINRNz2
>>569988198Sexo with vexo
>>569987945im rly curious what rank ill be on something so different from my main playstyle. what do you think itll be, nona?
>>569988515I mean... Kat's not the ideal choice for that but, at this stage, I'm pretty sure you like taking paths that are not well-traveled. If you really wanted to push the limits of your initial placements, you'd pick Malzahar or some other reliable elo boosting shit.I'm going to guess that Riot places you in Bronze 1 for the 1/5 and then gives you a fast-climber modifier till about Platinum assuming you can actually play Katarina.
remove fairy lights from the game
>>569988853i like them. keeps me safe from jungler-niggers.
>>569988160lmao support is currently my preferred role, people LOVE my Nautilus! I figured the image was more the support is complaining, not being complained about
>>569989186and that's the problem with many a support player.>it's about meit's not. never is. never will be.
>>569989381It's always about me when I land that hook and realize I threw it because my monkey brain activated and not because we were in a good position!
Champions for people who are members of Mensa?
>>569989642Illaoi Nilah Yasuo
i look so much like sera today
Playing gayhem as a melee character is either an unloseable snoozefest or cock and ball tortureThe only thing I could do this game was unironically to go dive bomber and clown college and suicide into the enemy team off cooldown and maybe buy time as they ran away from meAnd even then I deal more damage than every "carry" on my team besides Viktor Speaking of which - don't play a fucking carry if you are a handless freak Like I don't normally care if you are bad, but when you see 3 carries and pick one more when you are dogshit you don't deserve rights I hope they remove this awful mode so I the normal aram queues fill and I can play that again instead
>>569989807Chastity status?
>midlaners crying about riven mid like mages arent dominant in 4 of 5 roles right now We need to kill them
>>569989829They're updating it tomorrow i think. New augments and they will remove the set bonuses you get for having multiple "similar" augments. Thankfully no more billions of bouncing fireworks
>>569989642skarner>>569989578that's nice and all but your hook isn't that effective when there's nobody else around. In most cases, anyway. If you're actually trading favorably while alone, that's different, of course. I feel like that was a gimme that you gave me.
>>569989915i don't hear anyone crying about riven mid. there are so many mages that shit on her. i think assassin-sissies and yasuo-sissies are the only ones who dislike riven mid.
Why did people use to act like teemo was that bad?
>>569989993It was, lmao. On the real, I find that Nautilus trades really well in lane if you do the standard deep dive>Q, W, P(hit), E as you walk awayLots of times, depending on bot comp, they just don't have the means or don't want to try and engage in return. Leona or my absolute super favorite ***double casters*** make this much shittier, but then I just play more conservatively. I also don't try to suicide for a kill everytime I land a hook and pray my carry catches on that we're trading and not trying to all-in every time. My last ranked game I had a Senna ADC who pushed to turret over and over again and left lane 1/7 because Zac/Yasuo were roaming and very clearly a duo. I think Yas finished like 26/0 or some shit that game.
>>569990274Same as Mel Reddit memes
>>569989829there should be a limit of 3 ranged character per team.
>>569989915Noone is complaining about Riven mid. She gets bodied by most midlaners.
Briar won
someone told me illaoi has 2 ultimates
Holy shit what a way to start a new account.I feel bad for this guy.
erm why is botlane meta completely fucked?
>>569990815whats wrong with it
aurora might be too hard for metime to retreat to ahri
>>569991008mageoids are so shit at le game
>>569990274he's a placeholder or a paperweight at best and not great anywhere. a team that loses to a teemo deserved to lose.
>new champ brought to you by the same retard that designed mel
mel is not nerfed in aram
>>569989915>>569990168>riven midone of the easiest games i ever had as ahri was vs this shit>>569991524try riven?
The fact that the guy still has a job at riot after designing mel, AS A CHAMP DESIGNER, tells you all you need to know about how this company spent 10 years and 400 devs on a fighting game with 5 charactersr.
we need certainlyT more than ever
Defend your jungler!
is this horse my jungler?
>>569992776>>569993501Nunu is your jungler
Raping AsheRaping AuroraRaping KatarinaRaping LeonaRaping LuxRaping Miss FortuneRaping MorganaRaping NamiRaping OriannaRaping SeraphineRaping SonaRaping SyndraRaping TristanaRaping VexRaping ViRaping XayahRaping YunaraRaping Zyra
i just realized lolg is like the only general where you'll get shittalked and/or straight up bullied for playing with other anons
>>569993913me as all of them
this general is actually disturbing
>>569993858holy based
>>569994221not just that but also you risk losing your accountsome people here wait for you to say nono words into any chat and then they quietly start sending tickets
>>569992181source? that's so fucking funny if it's true
>>569991008APHELIOS IS A FAGGOT
>>569994221i saw that shit happen to another anon clueless of the regular lolgs and it's fucking sick you can't even do anything to stop or prevent that if not never interact with the general at all, you faggots are actual psychopaths
>>569994445i will also look at your twitch stream and get your twitch banned for nono words toodid that to a guy once or twice
>>569994445maybe dont type nono words in chat retard
remember that one time a lolg pretended to be another lolgs friend to get his house address and then posted his address on lolg and the anon who got doxxed killed himselflol
Give every adc (not twitch) akali's shroud on a 20 seconds cd.thoughts on that?
no
You wouldn't a fish.
im xp farming so hard
give illaoi armor and MR for every tentacle nearby
>>569994997>31/25 on a fresh accyea bro it's back to gold on this one as well hang it up
Amumu deal true dmg to female champs
>>569994927Sex with AkaliAkali is weak to analThat sounds horrible. Just let us reveal her w a control ward>>569994909Fake news.
You should let supports ping wards if you can because the 5 gold distribution is proportionately much larger for them
>pick my champ>gap you in lane solo no ganks>in fact go into their jungle and chase that rammus cuck 3 times>10 cs a minute>right click top until the game ends literally never move even to grubs>win in their baseChills, this is what toplane is about
>>569996168what champ?
>>569889091
>>569995516you look like this>>569996074you look like this
>>569994221ive played with a lot of anons at this point. NA. i know a bunch of EUW but havent played with as many of them. the bullies are avoidable and some even mean well because thats all they know. but if you play into their game, then you get what is coming. in my experience anyway. In other words: If you're looking for something, you might find it if you're not careful.>>569994445yeah so this happened in EUW, right? some anons were chillplaying together and then some narc asshole decided to be a fascist. Not saying it just happens there, but sounds like you're talking about recentish events.>>569994861>>569994770why
>>569995516that's a woman
it seems to be the first time riot is releasing a new non-chibi, on-model skin as TFT exclusive
i played with euw lolgs once and one of them apologised to me after the game because he apparently flamed me because i did blue while he got dove mid or w/e and i didnt even notice because my chat was off
Good morning my droogs.
Let's g
i beat gender dysphoria
>>569996734Crush it...
defend this
>>569999987serpent fang
aint the pbe supposed to be today???
>>569990168>>569990496maybe in pisslow that's trueclimb high enough to meet real riven abusers and you'll see why she's exodia real fast lol
>bruisers mid >adcs top >mages everywhere defend this
gender dysphoria beat me
lolbabs, wanna play some normals? ign: ddaavvee#EUW
>>570001771What do you mean?
>try Riven mid in swiftplay>get lucky and I'm against Kassadin>he's bitching about it most of the game>midlane is almost NEVER without at least one person trying to back him up>end up 4/0/4>turns out Cait is like 14/2>trying to do anything after the laning phase was over amounted to people practically intingended up like 4/5/4 because boy HOWDY>>570000886game is all over the place rn
what do we think about ziggs
>>570003017based yordle dabbing on adc mains
>>570003446boring thirst bait female gaze design
Embargo is over ignore the gay boy streamer
>>570003691this skinline is so overused and dogshit
>permanent stat increases
>>570003446Is that motha fucking vash the stampede
>>569988515bronze/silver maybe gold after 500 games
>>569988515imagine the farts
>>570003691I'm not gay
>>569996142https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/mtf180cm65kg-transyou're losing in silver
>>570003446>male champ with a shirtit can't be...
https://nitter.net/LeagueOfLegends/status/2064365773716619306#msplashs and abilities
>>570003446holy fuck this champ is literally me
oh spotlight is also uphttps://nitter.net/LeagueOfLegends/status/2064361889501728817#m
>>570003691AI generated splash
>>569999987>for 1.5 seconds
>missing health dmg on autos>dash resets >permanent stacking xd
>>570005289>>570005697Oh wow massive grey health heal on a squishy assassin. Because riot knows how much players love Rengar's W
>new champ>nobody gives a fucktruly the deadest of games
why play new champ when can play ahri?
>>570005697looks pretty decent
>>570006391love ahri
new AP Nafiri dropped this is what league needed
>>570005280what do you mean?
>>570006550look at those soulless eyes
>high noon akshanyuck
https://files.catbox.moe/cqhzet.png
>>570006956
>>570006872
>>570006825most of the men released in the last 10 years or so have been shirtless. even riot joked about it a while back.
>>570006229>weak to cc like any assassin>they show malzahar ulting himhehe, gonna carry my pocket malz R for a soft counter :^)
>>570007452>just Naut ult into Malz ult him see he is not hard to deal with
>>569997703low t
where's the next gamepass? i've got 6 accounts to grind skins with
>>570008341>GrindYuckJust buy the levels with rp dude dont torture yourself by playing this shit game
>succulent lips>fluffy head>eyes that can see my microscopic penisHoly shit, they really made the perfect champ>>570008521I'm still enjoying and exploring the Mayhem meme builds
>>570008341wrong thread blud, grinding battle passes is that way>>570003857
>demon hunter>white male>tall chad>released during pride monthyeah im thinking we are so back
>>570003446>White heterosexual male character in 2026What the fuck happened to Rito
>>570008642correct
I look like a combination between Locke and Ezreal
>>570009610post ur cocke
>>570008723>>570009102League gets some fag and a pajeet skin while the fighting game gets Pool Party Ahri and Wild Rift gets Syndra legendary. I don't think that is the back status
>>570003446>round cool color glasses>swept back hair>popped collar>white>masculine chinWelp, I know I'm interested in playing him>decide to play Diana>take Vi's red and wraiths>she takes my wraiths and i catch her at my red>she steals it>Poppy and I kill her>game is going pretty alright in general as LeBlanc gets a killing spree on Ekko >bot lane gets to 4/0>Pyke dies a few times but it's fine>he starts going really hard regardless of the fact that Ashe kept getting double kills>Samira refuses to help with any objective until I spam ping her to come to drag>"Just stun a bitch and I'll kill her" - Pyke (1/11)>constant all caps bitching in all chat about how Raka needs to stop silencing himSome games are unwinnable when you get people who think that aggression fixes being heavily behind.
please dont be a fag please dont be a fag please dont be a fag
>>570009975hiiiii
>>570009823Dropped image. I didn't do well either, but I'm not defending how I did lmao
>>570005697boring
>>570010068NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
new champ looks so fucking ugly and out of place, 99% a faggot tooleague is done
>>570010719Its like locke was made for you, isnt it
im locked
can we stop with the infinite scaling executes
>>570011096potentialman, he can potentially execute you at potentially 100% health if you potentially let the game potential time potentially go long enough
>>570010924yeah alright i used to like you dahlia but you need to kysanon was right, you are a mongrel
Sex. Sex with Locke
So Vayne x Locke will be the ship?
*lockes your cage*
>>570010327yawn you are too sophisticated for this tripe >>570005697why does locke run with duck feet
>>570011445yea she's his Keyholder
>>570011213poppers cant hear you, shes currently eating. Can you say that again in like 5 minutes?
>>570009640Sorry i don't want to do that. But it's 7 inches when hard.
locke puts girls in femchastity and then fucks their bf's ass while she watches.
>>570011540stiqqqq legs
baus hating on locke
locke should have been female
>>570011950you will never look like a duck
>>570012128That would just be Vayne 2
we need a new foid juggernaut
>>570012128he should have been a cute male yordle
>>570009610I too am a tall blonde white guy with a lithe build
>>570012535with a flat ass and a extra tight bussy for bwc
>>570012528shyvana just got vgu
>>570012657trueeeee
>>570012657i look like this
>"juggernaut">main move is a giant dash
Do you guys think Locke visits lockthecock.com for all his cocklocking needs?
>>570013852no retard obviously he would visit lockethecocke.come
im losing in iron
>>57001382335 yo boy
>>570013852holy shit thats overpricedmost of them are like 15-20 euros on amazon
>>570014239This u?
>>570014206cute yunana
>>570013823best girl
>>570013823Still waiting
>>570010924Hot gen
holy fuck locke is nafiiri tier simple how the fuck did he take so long to come out
how do i get my wife to locke my cocke?
>>570016035the kit is secondary at this point. what takes time is the market research and marketing campaigns, getting it all pushed through the bureaucracy of committees and managers. they probably put more thought into what colour to make his hair than they did his kit.
>>570014206yunara's purple pubes
are we seriously pulling a mel 2.0 here
this new champ is going to be popular as fuck I can see it now
I'm in my fucking prime I'm ripped I'm hot perfect diet but I keep dropping elo because I only think about having sex raping league females not gonna reach GM like this
>>570009102>>570003446we don't know if hes a faggot or not yet but that's pretty fucking funny to think aboutthe last non homo white male character was sylas in 2019we've had 7 years of shitskins and faggots (and some heckin monsterino champs)
>>570007171Isnt that just lucian
>>570017868viego is the straightest and whitest champion in the game
viego is a spanish dude so he is a homosexual
>>570016035Like i get that you guys are slow over here in this general but you seriously cant understand why Riot didnt want to release their only piece of content they have planned for all of 2026 early and then let players sit for a year+ with nothing?
sylas is very obviously jewcoded
>>570019008Feels like jjkslopHes like a fusion of Nanami and Gojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynG4T9yLKFsspotlight>>570018487he is canonically brown
>a fucking nail??
>>570019264>catalan man>canonically brownpost hand and flag
>>570018589:billed_cap:
>>570019385who invited jhin
spain is brown
>>570019553>catalan>spanish
you're welcome to fuck right off into "white" countries then, ahmed
>>570019553i have very bad news for you brownie
>>570019264>scaling ap assassinwe are bombing riot hq
>>570018487>straightestVery likely>whitestNo chance
>>570019898spalsh art takes priority over 2007 engine models
ZYRA ARC????
What do our femanons think of this new champ?
spain is aryanspanish people are white
>>570020329not interesting
>>570003446Boring and soulless garbage
>>570020329ick..
>>570020329MehAnother boring human manGive us more dog and horse champs not this shit noone cares about
>>570020329>catholic>white maleI hate him and gonna always ban him no matter the role I play.
>>570020329too young
>>570020804>people are le real monstershe's a protestcuck
https://youtu.be/ynG4T9yLKFs?t=130GET ME OUT OF THIS DOGSHIT GAMEI DON'T WANT MORE RESET DASHESFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
Locke will be forgotten in less than a week.
>>570019264I think they nailed it
>our femanons>5+ repliessure lolg
Lowkey I'd hit, but the kig mask stays on. League of legends, execute kennen by firing squad
>>570020985I'm 4+ years on HRT I'm honorary female.
>>570020985u r a man??/EEIIISSHHH
>>570020985>ask retarded pussyworship question>get retarded tranny answers
>>570018794For me its sylas support
>>570020985Trans women are real womanDeal with it or fuck off to >>>/pol/
Midrange AP assassin, Q is magic damage in a line you spam multiple times, burst magic damage on AA's, R is a magic damage circle that slows and is meant to start fights by removing a % of the enemy's hp pool, W is a movement speed steroid...This is... pre-rework Evelynn?
>>570019479Its a weapon to hunt vampires, its a silver stake you fucking pleb
>>570021332No anon, believing in new age gender ideology isn't a requirement to post in the league of legends /vg/ thread. Take your meds, this isn't your private discord server.
we ALL bitches in lolg.
>>570021617yes it is
All we get are shitskins or anime self insert OCs.
Who wants to suck each others lolg femanon clitties with me
>>570021887Discord is the one where you talk to underage boys not the one with e621 as the landing page, check taskbar
>>570014206same but off and on. The game after this garbage was better since I had a team so that was fun. I hope you persevere.teemo scored 13/3/7 just like the turret hp in the other webm wtf
https://youtu.be/ynG4T9yLKFs?t=130https://youtu.be/gG09J6Vxbgo?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=110https://youtu.be/L8Za9xjMg84?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=101https://youtu.be/XHh_5aID6WE?t=84https://youtu.be/sJupa3WcN88?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=157https://youtu.be/lZC0QV4N3OU?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=126https://youtu.be/-53Hat-vM-k?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=116https://youtu.be/Yrzk-24ZnPA?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=128https://youtu.be/98CIAkqX6ZU?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=201https://youtu.be/NtUU7U9X5zk?list=PLbAFXJC0J5GaVjPNNw_i-oLNKc7bVQcFk&t=121GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT GAME
>>570023069nice autism you got there
ban all balkan subhumans from EUW, come on riot, you gave us vanguard, you can easily hardware ban these primates away from civilized society.EUW should only be for netherlands, belgium, germany, UK and nordic countries, maybe exception for poland.
im the cheese on the tex toast
n now u gotta hit the pipe if u wanna b w the team
>>570023270nice try tomazczs tomazczxhczxzceviczxs but pooland is euneeuw is for western europe
Is World of Warcraft PvP better than League?
>>570023464dare u to land a talon clip
>>570023693hell naw
>>570023693buns
euw is france italy portugal spain and germanymake another server for subhuman european twinks raped by negros
holy sex
gninight lolbabs
>>570023693Guild wars 2 pvp is better, but also about 10 times as hard
>>570020985https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7X7b9gMdon't be racist chud
>>570024194night night
>make another server for subhuman european twinks raped by negroswhile mentioning rapebabies of moroccans and turks? embarrassing
>>570024049>make another server for subhuman european twinks raped by negroswhich are?
>>570023693World of Warcraft PVP is so fucking bad that not even shit eating blizzard cock sucking WoW addicts play it. You can queue up for PVP in WoW and you won't find a game for an hour at least.
Do league players enjoy getting mad?
>>570024405some might, yes. i hope it gets tiring for others after a while.
>mdr tu et les brun!UK should have our own servers. We left the EU so we shouldn't have to speak to subhuman rats nattering in their gutter languages.
>>570024613Brazilians have their own servers separed from the rest of Latin America, so I guess that's viable.
>>570024613wait till you find out where english gets half of its words
>>570024613good morning sir
>>570014206switch to the other purple haired mage girl and cash in on free wins till gold
>>570020779
>>570023693million times better, even in shittier expansionsleague's pvp is like lowest fucking tier of all the gameslow TTK because riot is obsessed with DASH RESETS AND %HP EXECUTESWE NEED HECKIN JINXERINO GUNNING PEOPLE DOWN WITH UNCAPPED ATTACK SPEED AND 800 MOVESPEEDWE NEED THE HECKIN BROWN VIEGO BLINKING 6 TIMES IN A FIGHTkill augustbehead augustroundhouse kick august into the concretenot saying wow is like pinnacle of pvp, it's just league is so far below everything it's not even funny at this pointi thought 3v3 arena might change this but it devolved into damage stacking with no strategies anywaysthe optimal way to play the game is to dump all damage sources on 1 target because it's impossible to survive, once you are done you just blink/stealth away and go again in a few seconds (ability haste LOL)league pvp is beyond shit
hey man we get it you are 40 years old you love wow shut the fuck up bitch
League should have a consistent PvE mode.
>>570023464>restricted againwhat did you say this time
>>570024049>he wants to have a server dedicated to mostly span and francedamn, even those two countries would start emigrating enmasse, no one can tolerate them
>low ttk listed as badbrownest nigger on planet earth found in /lolg/
>>570023693only millenials who cant let go of their childhood think that.
>>570025119>the optimal way to play the game is to dump all damage sources on 1 target because it's impossible to surviveyou haven't played wow pvp if you hate league for this lmao
Welp there's a new record for worst fucking Kindred I've ever seen in my life.33 minute game0/13ONE hunt stack6K damage to champsShe's also grouped with 12 death Ekko and 14 death Lux.But she won so I guess jungle gap
HOLY fucking SEXOO
>>570020236Kino
>>570025446she's 100% trans send her my way
>>570025615horrendously overdesigned but sex lips + blindfold
>>570025758big bnuuy thighs tho
Every single post in this general feels extremely inorganic.
>>570025615Another skinline turned to boring homogeneous sludge in its 2nd wave.
>>570025895yeah its like the truman show were all actors and the whole world is laughing at you being a retarded cunt with your hand down your pants
>>570025615broken covenant is kinoooooooooooobloodborne remake never ever but this is satiating that hunger a bit
>>570025996was thinking the same thing
>>570026003You think you're so smart but you don't exist outside of this place.
>>570025420i was glad throughout multiple expansionsdon't bark to me
>farmed challenger start of season>diamond 2 now>still getting my challenger icon after end of seasonim gonna keep trolling all your games good luck
>>570026042>broken covenant is kinoooooooooooo>bloodborne remake never ever but this is satiating that hunger a bitNo way you're a day older than 16 and not paid to post here
>>570026337schizo unc tripping fr
>>570026337chill on 16 year olds
every time i open this general i feel sick to my stomach and i leave it angry
>>570025615made for facefucking
was there ever a skinline that got better in the 2nd wave
>>570026639idk
i want to share a room with a 4/10 insecure egirl and rape the shit out of her whenever i lose my games
>>570026782hi
any stacies itt?not interested in low tier trash
>>570026878wtf r u wearingLMFAO
>>570026782how often do you lose games?
>>570026878>65kgThat's borderline anorexia, don't you workout?
>>570026639sg
niggas spreadin they holes for replies
weird shit nigga
ewww
stroking
besides huntress whos the biggest ropebait itt?
>besides [namedropping myself]
>>570027606everyday i think about ropemaxxing
I wish I could kill you with my bare hands, discuckolds
New champion kit revealed today, you know what that means! Another thread of tranny rape roleplay!
>>570028080I thought we did tranny rape roleplay every thread?
general quality even worse than xivg somehow
JUNGLRESIN MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one fucking cares about lockeanother unpopular quadrant dweller forgotten after one month waiting for his reworkmel champion designer should get shot irl by someone desu
Why did all the good posters leave?
>>570003017Ziggs is the swain support murderizer. So, based.
Is TFT fun?
>>570025307you have to be a nigger to like>i pressed button first so i wingameplayit's the most munda boring 1dimensional way to play any gamethe only game that did low ttk right in recent years was r6siege before it got turbo pozzedhaving mid-high ttk is almost always bettercooldown management>oogabooga aperape on low ping to ensure i get to kill firstwhy do you think koreaniggers love league so much lol
>>570027963Would rape you irl and there would be nothing you could do about it lil bro
damnn nigga locke nigga from final fantasy VI without the bandana and glasses
>>570028601ok gramps we get it ur reflexes r not as they used to b
>>570023693Nah its awful
heart <3
>>570028601>mid-high ttk is almost always betterjust because your game is a slog doesn't mean the gameplay is more diverse or has depthcase in point: overwatch 2 and apex
>>570028368The kit is just uninteresting. No actual hook or interest, just a line skillshot and an AA execute. I have no clue why the hell his Q pierces targets, that's the polar opposite of having a fucking stake/nail with a blunt hammered out. It should be Ezreal Q not Naafiri Q. Then it'd feel like you're actually throwing stakes at a target and not just spamming damage waves. I mean, are you fucking serious? The entire point is "staking a demon" and they GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AND DON'T REACT AT ALL WHEN YOU HIT SOMEONE. If Vel'koz released today there's a 0% chance his Q wouldn't just cleave everything. Also his design was so clearly raped by faggots compared to the leak/teaser it's unreal, and it's cleared 1000x by Venator. >>570028479>>570028150
lf lolg for deadlock
>>570029326playing hitscan in both ow and apex is far more skilled than clicking heads in csyou literally cannot prove me wrongtracking requires more effort
Why do people say Get me out?
two dashesmissing health damagestacking slowdash cd resetaoe slow and execute ultult cd partial refundgrey health heal
>>570029560I can play it with you but i'm bad at every game I play and also I'm trans (unironically)
This place is worse than gacha generalsEven if gacha generals when a new character comes out people are discussing their kit,good teams to use them in,what runes will be good on them etc.
>>570029696they watch streamers that say it
>>570029356looks like a boring champion ill easily kill at the end of my ultimate
>>570029801>just cc him broI AM NOT PALYING SEJUANI EVERY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
i'm surprised he doesn't have a reveal in his kit.good.
>>570029356>Venator Based
>>570029823how do i add u
>>570030030Can I add you? Do you play norms with random lolgs?
>>570030030
>>570029934Why do streamers say it?
>>570029847i am taking a break from warframe atm, it's surprising how negative everyone is about new characters in leaguebut not just /lolg/, all social media is pretty much the sameriot has lost so much trust at this point by continously letting down the playerbase
>>570028778>"Trist, why are you in a school for human preteens?">"Trist, you're an adult yordle hag, now. Stop this nonsense. You can't get your youth."
>>570030301coping mechanism for being held hostage in a game that is unwinnable, they realize that they themselves cannot solo carry/comeback so they wish their team would fold and just ff or let them end
locke's W being castable when cc'd will be the first to get on the chopping block
>>570019264Man Locke is so C O O L !!!I want to play him so badly but I don't play Mid
>>570030540Thanks. Get me out of lolg.
>>570029847They never discuss anything meaningful pertaining to the game here. It's like everybody left except the spammers and bots.
Gonny go buy some ciggys, and then some arena after propably.Feeling in the mood for some runans hurricane soraka
>Boring voicelines>Cringe character design >Uninteresting kitLocke is dead on arrival
>>570030710I got 150cs at 20minutes last gane and I think that is meaningful to my game, how do you improve your last hitting ability to achieve a greater creep score in your games, fellow anon?
>>570030672stfu niggerstop lusting over a white boy
>>570030672he will junglemaybe not top
>>570019264Hes kinda what thought, some reskined samira. Seems cool though. Definitly try it out>>570030672I feel this is more a jungler, no? Like i dont really see much sustain potential for midlaneLike you can heal your dmg back, but do you even get out against a ryze or something
ok hear me out locke fucking aphelios in the ass
>>570029801>this is a midlane assassin>same designer as MelHis kit says "Broken" everywhere, more broken than Naafiri, I bet he'll be banned even more than Mel. Even betting Locke will be able to work in jungle.>>570029847>>570030329Game is in a bad state and players have low trust on Riot (except bootlickers), but the general is at its absolute worst and no one cares. Good though, maybe the general deserves to collapse.>>570030672NO HE IS NOT COOL HE IS BROKEN I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT LET ME BE IN MIDLANE LET ME BE!
>>570031327Me and who?
ok hear me outlocke getting castrated and sissyfied and turned into a cute girl
>>570031327why are fujoshits like this
>>570031454me...
Wtf, this is how the average /lolg/ chud looks like?
Locke visual rework
10 NAKED SUMMONERS
>>570031736lookin good champ
Yes, I will be playing Locke in the jungle.No, I will not be ganking.
the saddest thing about league is it's probably the only game many of us can stream, or otherwise make money on.if you have even a verifiable diamond rank, you could coach (for not very much), but it's something.but then all i want to do is get high & aram mayhem. so what do i know
>>570031736He looks better than me... likely higher rank too...
>>570029847because this is a pvp game, meaning people have to play against it too.Its the same dialogue options in other pvp games>omg this character gonna be so broken>what were the devs thinking>meta is screwedits literally the exact same responses across every game on every social media platform.
>>570032565That sounds terrible I will work doing something I enjoy and play league when I feel like it without worry about money tied to it
Would Locke have more discussion about him if he was a cute shortstack yordle girl instead of a gross human moid.
>q throws a spear>w is steroids movement speed>e is a blink>r is an aoe exectutionTHIS NIGGA IS LITERALLY PYKE HOB SUPPORT LOCKE LOCKING IN
>>570032914 hate how locke holds the nail like a magic wand or microphone
>>570031654ign?
>>570032914Nah, it would just be retarded porndumps without ny gameplay attached to it
>>570029652effort doesn't equal goodutility in cs to prevent awpers from getting angles and counters to that has 100x more depth than anything overwatch can offer
>>570032885very true. league is best enjoyed as a comedythat one views occasionally
>>570033739Sounds better than whatever is going on in the thread rn ngl.
>>570033410me and who
>>570034208me please...
>>570034330ign?
>>570033961Never mix money with what you enjoy or can withstand eventually hating, this is why i am alone without a relationship playing free to play mobas...but, follow this and you will be at peace.
Locke will be the first champ to get a genderbent skin.
>>570032565Why is it the only game many of us can stream or make money on?
you're tying too hard
useless waste of space lolgs?
>>570032565Streaming is a extreamly oversaturated market you're most likely going to be streaming to only yourself and not earning any money from it even with diamond(or above) rank
you're dicking too hard
>>570035091you start
>>570035091the nigga looking at the screen
>>570035091hweijak
>>570035228You are wrong they will be a number one league stweemer one day and then you will look silly from the chatbox
>>570035359
>>570035505lysergic jam
>>570035585You will never look like a duck, you will never be a duck. No duck champion in league ever
hello guysim locke
jerk off before you post
https://magma.com/d/HlOkPq7ivdJoin the Magma! Make them tanned!
>>570035806stfu
>>570035747
>>570035848That Raka... wow
>>570036032Needs a cockwill someone add one?
>>570035848I would like to preform sexual intercourse with that goat lady.Thank you.
>>570035848That Twitch... wow
>>570036148Fuck off weirdo
I like the Dravenworm
>>570036181Hes so daring... sigh
>>570035091nigger life, sorakafag, namijanny, kindred tranny, sona spammer, poppy diaperfag, actual any yordlefags, and annie/zoe pedos
Champ?
>>570036387>sona spammer>poppy diaperfagsame person
>locke is a faggotrape riot gaymes
League of legends visual design for men has been entirely raped since 2019.
>>570020903>>570020903oh hey this seems like a pretty cool champ I wonder->dash resets>hp EXECUTE no matter how far you run away>disgusting full hp bar healing>can cast his bullshit even while cc'd so you can even use the "just cc him bro" excusehow is anyone supposed to keep up with modern champs these days?
>>570034146I agree actually
>>570036873do this for skarner rework too lol
>>570036873The swain effect on female gaze for "older" men knows no bounds
>>570029801there is no way riot knows how to balance this shit yet so I'm banning him on release day
>>570028302hoped they used a condom!
>>570029801why is every fucking DEI/LGBT champion so fucking broken
>>570037389>generic white man no. 4953902>dei
>>570031287>>570031316I'm kind of hoping he'll be a Jungler - buuut seeing how Emizery has been stubborn with Mel... I kind of think the idea might be dead for the first ~6 months. His kit doesn't seem too good for clearing camps. >>570031423It's time to come to bot lane ! We're safe for a little while !
>>570037629>generic GAY*
>>570032950>he even has the grey health healingholy shit we really do have 2 pykes in the game now
>>570036387im not a waste of space i posted my kindred adc builds and you should be very thankful for that
Tiny Naut
>Locke gains permanent infinite scaling damage on R for each champion it kills and he can pick it up if the target died to partially refund the cooldownSounds kinda fun
>>570036536wheres that confirmed?
>>570037891i think you are a very valuable occupier of space and it was very brave of you to do what you did earlier.
How mad will Draven sissies be when their Locke support keeps stealing all their kills and denying him his passive payout
>>570037070>>570037629>Generic white man>Gayest looking league of legends male besides Hweilol.
>>570037986The damage doesn't go up, the HP% execute threshold goes up (by 0.5% per kill apparently)
>>570023464any chance we can get an update on the psychotic lux? no? damn.
>>570038336locke doesn't look gay he just looks metrosexual
>>570038156glad you liked my hooker kindred cosplay nona.>>570038174oh so thats what kaisa likes about peaches
>>570038156what did he do, flashbang /lolg/ with his 6’1" honframe that still reads unmistakably male despite starving himself?
>>570038326wtf I main locke supp now???
>>570038517Locke doesn't look gay he just looks like how inner city homosexual men style themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVi4qLGR9a4does riot not have writers anymore? literally half of these lines are identical to something chatgpt would come up with if i asked it to "I'm designing a new league of legends champion who is a demon hunter with abilities involving attacking people's souls, that studied under Vayne. He's [insert more personality detail and background lore here]. Write some voicelines for when he encounters X champion"
>>570036453I would like to say which champ never got this treatment, it's Nocturne
>>570037642I cant really see it on midlane either Tbh, maybe im just retarded and his W is just that strong.Toplane could work out aswellIm even tempted to say he might work together with rakan as adc.Like he dashes in, you follow it up and he has another dash and you go all in.Farming just with the range daggers
>>570038831Ezreal 2.0
i'm so close to crying and giving up on this game... why the fuck can't i duo... i learned my lesson not to play with rando botted accounts... why are they STILL PUNISHING ME?????????????????
vayne locke is my new fave canon ship
hes got voicelines for pings i wish my main had voicelines for pings
>Demons get a bad rep but the real monsters are humans.Locke is based
did we like the nintendo directdraven league of legends
>>570038883Yozu is strumming Locke shenanignas right now if you want to see him play Mid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMM44n7pKJcHe said Locke has really good wave clear apparently with Q and E resets, but definitely not viable as an APC since Q doesn't do enough damage, and being melee.He also doesn't have any monster scaling - Riot said he could, but it definitely won't be his main role. Also he can E over walls kek
>>570039837wtf is a nintendo
>>570039171its not punishing you its punishing the entire elo
I actually think its actually that they added alexander anderson from hellsing. Wish thy could add alucard aswell, so i can go on the rift and hunt down pedophiles in game. Love the vampire shit.I mean we already got vladimir, but he kinda lacks the nuance if you get what i mean.Maybe a werewolf, like that one blond guy from vampire knight to hunt down pisslohs.Dante would work aswell, but only the long hair one. Like they already added kaneki from tokyo ghoul to DBD so why not dante in league of legends?
>yozuholy fuck jump out of a window and end yourselfin minecraft
>>570039482>I would fuck the shit of anything resembling a hole*gifts you a donut*
>>570040046we already have dante in league though
>Your retarded teammate feeds Locke 20 kills>He now executes you from half max hpKino
>>570040428Samira is more like cloud from ff7
>>570035848That Draven... wow
>>570040576tbf you could say that about any champ your team gave 20 kills to
>>570040921assassins fall off when everyone's at full items, so you theoretically can get your kayle top and kogmaw mid through the game just enough for them to tip the scales vs talon, akali, zedthis cunt has scaling execute so you're never doing that
This champion really was made for the pedophiles that love Kayn, Zed, Yone and Yasuo
>>570040576
>>570041347what is the gotcha
>>570041347
bro is onto nothing
was hoping locke would be just like oshino meme and while he comes pretty close, his kit itself seems like a disgusting war crime kek
bro typing kek in 2026
how do I play khazix in gold elo? what do I do?
>>570042307Have a pulse?
>>570041347what did he mean by this
>>570042919wish someone called me this oh wait they call me little lamb instead nvm
>"Demons get a bad rap, but the real monsters? People." — Lockeare they having a laugh? did chatgpt write locke's backstory? i thought 20 years of laughing at nihilistic people le bad and later hardcore association with reddit would steer people away from this slop trope with the depth of a puddle, but seems not20-fucking-26 and this is the new champ. just bring back the institution of war if you don't want to build on shit you've made already.
>>570042919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oypjVTCDg7k
>>570043058how lonely r u sis
>>570043058Still waiting
>>570043339>Make lore where primordial demons exist who just go around and endlessly rape and murder for fun or just because that's their purpose of esxistence>Actually, it's mean people who are the real monstersFire these nigger writers into the fucking sun
>>570037642>It's time to come to bot lane ! We're safe for a little while !I gave it another shot I think in the morning: Morgana support (decent synergy) makes me get fed, then roams and griefs both midlane and toplane. Now we have 23/5 Vi midlane that kills everyone on sight, enemy Zeri-Anivia botlane eventually caught up and we don't have anyone to deal with all that damage.The weirdest part of my games today is that one game is suddenly in Silver 3 lobby while I'm still Gold 1, so I sit in this game where everyone is Silver, 1 Bronze and 2 unranked with only me as Gold-Platinum. We won that. This matchmaking is crazy, even more when I see screenshots of Diamond, Master, Grandmaster and Challenger all in the same game.>>570042919I...was just about to go to sleep.
>>570043549what for
>>570041110if someone fed zed 20 kills your kogmaw isn't going to do shit lmao
>>570043339hes not wrong i mean no demon has ever done what josef fritzel has done
>>570043706Depends. If he has killed the same person 20 times hes not exactly 20/0Gold really scales down fast.
>>570043801demons have done 10000 times worse nigga. they are hyper fritzels that would rape you into endless misery for eternity. wtf do you think a demon is? just a nigga with horns?
>>570043339You niggers complain about everything. Locke looks sick. You would rather have a transexual FtM buff yordle that farts on all of the voicelines than kino Locke.
>>570041110>assassins fall off when everyone's at full itemsthe point of the assassin class is to rush closing out games before that happens
>>570043564erm people are worse because they could be better whereas a demon is just doing whats in its nature, I am a very smart sóylennial writer please give me awards
>>570044107 - goyximus, the ultimate consoomer
>>570044107>you would rather have a transsexual ftm buff yordleYes.
>>570044253unironically this thobeitever we don't arrest dogs for incest but we do arrest people for incest because we know better
>>570044679we do put down dogs for mauling kids though
>>570039976Guess i took to long to buy ciggys, the games already over
Riot will never make another yone or vayne aka champs that explicitly depict demons in a bad light. Enjoy your humans-are-even-worse moral Grey slop
>>570044976not out of punishment but out of safety and even then many people protest this act/ blame owner instead of the dog
Why did we my team keep voting no on surrender votes?Was going 0/16 for 10 more minutes that more funOr did they think this was winnable??? lol
>>570043339>A nail-slinging exorcist versed in forbidden rites, Corvin Locke is the progeny of Demacian occultists. Born into lies and hypocrisy, he learned young that demons aren’t the cause of humanity’s darkness, but the consequence. Now, Locke tears through every soul, exposing its darkness, intent on making the world a more honest place… one exorcism at a time.wait it's literally generated by chatgptlol this reads exactly like pornbots under tweetstime to wrap it up
chatgpt generate me champ
Another Day. Another Dollar.
>>570045630Who cares about lore, can i do penta?
>>570045820Probably pretty easily cuz he has a built in auto ks As long as you get a ace you get a penta
>Target Dummy has 2.5k Health and 50 Armour / MRLocke is C O O L !!!>>570043673>Jungler and Support griefing by not forcing a win through bot lane when you're aheadWhy do they think it's okay to help the losing lanes, I will never understand it... Those games definitely suck. >Silver, 1 Bronze and 2 unranked with only me as Gold-Platinum. We won Ya there's sadly no point to take Ranked serious, I think it's probably the perfect time to actually learn off roles because of it. I definitely think you should keep trying Bot though - Luggs with extra gold, and more items means you should be able to stomp more frequently, at least I think ! Especially since AP items are cheaper than AD. >>570045049Nah Locke isn't showing up outside of Practice Tool atm
>>570045197Yeah people like you are why vigilante justice exploded in the reconstruction south and will explode again if nothing changes. Your entire philosophy of justice is pure evil. Demons are more evil than humans even if they never consented to being evil.
>>570044679however this doesn't apply in this case because there are demons feeding on positive and neutral emotions in runeterra, like nilah's guy feeding on joy or fiddlesticks feeding on fearthus for locke to make sense with his>we da real evilmantra, he has to be a genocidal maniac and murder everyone to stop demons from existing.since it's a rather fun idea, a guy so obsessed with evil he has to be evil as well, it's not in the game, but we get dmcslop like samira isn't enough
>>>570046015get hit by 4 skillshots and diewhats the issue here
Yeah. It's done, californians won. Aurora has officialy no tits anymore.
>>570046361His R is a 99% slow. Please enjoy !
i'll just ban this guy until he's like 1% pickratei'm doing this will all nu champs, i can't be arsed learning how to play vs them
>>570046530this looks dumb and boring, xayah rakan mix with an equally unappealing presentation
>>570046524who the fuck gives a shit about aurorai forgot she's in the game
>new thing is... le broken!?Why are we pretending like this hasn't happened 50000 times
>Reboot pc into windows 10 play league>Accidently boot into windows 11>Have to reboot againThanks vanguard
>>570046530Cant wait to play this support just so i can steal all the kills from my adc with R without even trying automaticly
>>570046524leaves a bitemark on her exposed thigh
>>570046606>until he's like 1% pickratenever going to happen he's mel but assassin of course people will play him
>>570045160IDK about anyone else but I saw this coming after Auroras retarded voice lines towards Yone
>>570046147I think a man who harms a child is more evil than a dog who harms a child yes
>>570046524Is Riot afraid of tits or something? I think she was officially the last busty champion released. Not anymore I guess.
gambling doesnt always suck
>>570048170Things who purposely harm children should be treated the same and meet the same fate. I do not care if the thing feels bad about it, feels good about it, feels nothing about it, is delusional about it, doesn't understand it, or is non-human. The thing is a threat to children and will be dealt with the same. The rest is irrelevant feeling that should not impact the end result. Whenever those feelings begin to dictate the end result, the system has abandoned its purpose
Locke is literally Shiki
>>570035091azakana
Okay....
>>570049012the crime may be the same same but evil is about the context, hence why things are judged on a case by case basis. a man who drunkenly runs over a child is sentenced to manslaughter vs a man who purposefully runs over a child is sentenced to first degree murder and given the chair, for example. you may feel the end result of a child dying is the same, but we are talking about what defines evil here
windupnigger is a literal npcshilling a new champ he won't even play since hes a sissy support bitch just to get attention
>>570049920yap yap
I think we should cut children's heads off to teach them a lesson. God, I love being American.
>>570049920>Not wanting drunk drivers who smeaar kinds into asphalt to be hung from a lamp postWe do not execute them to satiate some lust for justice, we execute them so that kids are not ran over by drunk drivers.
>have to rewrite the core part of my League OCs lore because Locke essentially stole the fucking family of cultists shit with the mommy issues to bootI hate everything.
>>570050186This but testicles instead of heads
>>000570049975>wiNdupniGGEr is a liTeRal Npc>shILLINg a New chaMp He WoN't even PLAY SinCe HeS A SiSSy suPPoRt BITch jUST to GEt ATTeNtION>Riot says Locke is similar to Ekko>mfw I'm starting a jungle account just to climb as Ekko, and looking for similar championsI love how I'm living rent free in your head !
>>570049398no!
https://youtu.be/jBOZ8OfGOKM?t=60people already recognized the dance, it's even more jujutsu niggermemehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/05tpAXhq6BY
>>570050682this dance move has existed for decades, anon
>>570050550
>>570049983plap plap
i love the game but i don't want to play because no champ is sticking with me. I like playing support and i like scaling champions but enchanters are just insanely boring
>>570050186finally a reasonable post
>>570051525you'd be surprised how many people feel like you when it comes to leagueeither >like champ but hate roleor>like game but no champ clicksusually we play characters that are mostly fine and just don't expect something to perfectly click but when it comes to league, most of the time you are questioning why you even started playing the champit's like everything is half good and half shiti played some champs up to 700k mastery and i still hate a good portion of their weaknesses because they are so easily exploitablethe champs that are harder to exploit for the enemy are usually the ones that are the least appealing (to me atleast) because they are infinite dash,no resource cost faggots designed for monkeyniggersjust play something that is "somewhat acceptable" or just play 4fun game modes until something clickslock in random shit in arena or something
Locke OTP with 0 mastery points here ask me anything
>>570049975>>570050550>>570051194get a room already
>>570052447>>570052447>>570052447new
>>570051904it's just too opposing, like there's no champ that feels decent in every aspect, which might just be because of counterpicks. I feel like playing bard is my only option but it doesn't really fit my idea of support. I like babysitting ADCs but unless it's a jinx it feels pointless
>>570051904tldr?
>>570050281well now you are getting into what punishment people deserve rather than the amount of evil they are. locke still exorcisizes demons even if he finds humans to be a worse kind of evil
>>570052586riot is talented at making bad design decisions
>>570053072for over 10 years lmao
>>570051525syndra supportsave E for the when someone is a mongostack, scale, disengagerepeat
>>570054727tech to derank to iron
