Previous: >>569958863 >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
This one.
why
Post em'
>>569979981Principles.
>>569980059baked by a schizo
>>569979981silly hours
>>569980191it's too early to bake bwo
>>569980191Thanks for the bump
>>569980309so you're admitting to saging?
>>569980309Thanks again :)
>>569980309what options field
>>569980309what's that
My clocks keeps on rising.Swear that I was at 700 clocks last month.
V lost
>>569980414that happens when you don't play the game
>>569980414DANCHOU KICK HIM
>>569980520Cute
>>569980473>>569980492I do my daily MANT runs. That's more than an hour every day.Please...
thread ruined, bake another
>>569980583>runs>plural>dailyhmmmmmmm
>>569980590seems pretty clean to me
>>569980640You just want to slap it.
>>569980640I enjoy the appearance of this racer's hindquarters
>ojisans falling for slop
>"Women should be seen, not heard"Silencer, from DOTA 2
>>569980918>falling forDid you think we thought it was a real girl living in the screen and not just a picture or something
orenji
Symboli Kris Sex
Good Skill. Shame it's vaporware in mant. It's eventually on cards. Until then it'd be good to get a spark of it in your dober or king halo lineages or any frontrunner lineage.
>>569980950I really love Suzuka, but she would be infinitely better with short hair. Alt when?
>>569981002it's just another green skill for fronts to mutate into their parents, no?
>>569981002>Another green to grind for on RickeyMy skipping becomes more and more justified by the day.
Post uma fanworkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ff1rSL3Y9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IpfjrNvlPkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E951L_G-g1c
>>569981052She only has one alt maybe someday.... except I dont think they change the designs like that for alts
>>569981064yeah bwo train a sweep that inherits restraint and spark that with dodging danger ignited wit and groundwork
>>569981052It would also fit more with her front/view from the lead autismo. Isn't shorter hair like, more aerodynamic?
>>569981236Everyone has probably already seen this one, but it's the only one I really likehttps://youtu.be/af8OPoz1BgI?si=Rk5zvsp7PGwDr5je
>>569981303what's so hard about that lol
>>569981442post your parents
>>569981064basically yeah. Fronts love rush resistance since rushing during spot struggle is guaranteed death. There's also the 11 uniques in picrel that wiff on rush that would love to have rush resistance.
>>569981236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hfAW6eFfvU
>>569981536dahby sexo
>>569981580Fat ass umas
i woke up and there was no umamusume sitting on my face what a terrible day
>>569981536Dahby a cute and sexy
>>569981236The only thing I can really say after watching these is that we have very different tastes in music and that I want to slap Bourbon's ass.
elope with your trainee
>>569981580>>569981727More I wanna suffocate underneath sweaty uma ass
>>569981901This but with Palmer
>>569981384That's okay, It'll be new for someone>>569981553Uma-fied keiba is kinda cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwArDfyF3Pwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7Wsec68EEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA
pama is so sexy i want to fuck pama sex pama sexooo
>>569981236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIWKEZDlPU0
>>569981967
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
>>569982029no one is saying this
>>569982029one guy is saying this
>>569982029I am saying this
>>569982029I am palmer
>they pulled? turn on ze gas lights
>>569982114>>569982140>>569982239>>569982281
>4 Threads>4 FUCKING THREADSWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOUBLE RETARDS DOING?JANNY IS GOING TO KILL US (AGAIN)
>>569982324It's probably just clickbait, he recommends it in his cm guides in the carat calc
>>569982461?
good morningposting my favorite soundpost
Digitan LOVE
>>569982461Thanks janjan
>>569982585Good morning bro!
>>569982585Morning3 hours 41 minutes...
>>569982643I thought it was another cyclops uma from the thumbnail
>>569982530based janny, someone get him another hotpocket
>>569979991forgot to do this
huh
>>569982530wuv you janny
Seiun Sky's way of marking her property is cute.
>>569982752Show stamina
>>569982530>Curren thread deleted posts were restoredNO JANNY DON'T COVER UP FOR HIM
>>569980191>>569980309Did he actually got banned
>>569982825400+300 + triple 7
fuck danchou im not doing runs today
Finals status?
>>569982107>>569981727>>569981580Yes. Sitting directly on my face.
>>569982752>raise her wit promptgame just does what it wants
>>569982876bwoyour 75 carats?
>>569979991hot and ready
>>569982883I can hear the Maroon 5 in my head already
>>569982883I hope I get a lucky plat, not confident at all
>>569982883Like him>>569983010
>>569982883Doomed.
thank you jannyI will give you a raise
>>569982943>wit prompt>16thYou got rushed during spot struggle. Nothing you can do about it.
>>569979991
>do parent runs on ura since i have to grind the fuji sharts anyway>pick ryan>actually lose against mobs when i literally have 1000 speed and poweri'll stick to operao
Bread will be good for three days.
>>569982883>>569979991Phoned it in and still managed to make it, hard carried by my lucky fast learner KIta run. 0 confidence going in unless I get a giga shitter lobby. Bronze looks better anyway
>>569982943Ok what the fuck I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps jobbing to this early senior year race for some mysterious fucking reason, and Bright is always there
>>569982883If I don't get Plat for the 11th time I am going to kry.........;([/spoiler>>569983010I've gotten Third Place rewards 3/11 times and I can tell you that is NOT how I feel afterwards
>>569982104I love Rim.
>I forgot to register for the finalsDid the game just automatically select the last team I used?
>>569983143Just do it in MANT
>>569983298yes
>>569983298yeah
>>569983298It does that, yeah
>>569983298yeppers, that's why sandbagging is a bad idea
>>569983298Seiun Sky looks so dumb
>>569979991Group B as in based. They will probably still get 3rd.
>>569983394Weird way to spell sexy
>>569979991I believe.
all of the mirako posts are still thereturns out you guys are fucking retardsmind controlled into attacking your own dacchis by a single schizo/uma/ has fallen
>>569983454retarded faggot, he didn't get banned the janny just deleted the threads you do know how 4chan works. right?
>>569983432Getting 3rd in A Finals ruins my whole weekIn B Finals...That would be...
>>569983454Bro, they just deleted your schizo bread. You didnt get banned.
>>569983454No more brother wars.Not after what happened...
>>569983492instantly proving my point
>>569983454Dumbass, he got nuked again but the janny undid it. See the post count at >>569982530 and compare it to the last thread's post count now.
can someone post the bronze looks better anyway jpg? i need to cope early
>>569983454Cry more bitchboy.
>>569983587
>>569983545neck yourself
>>569983639I do not understand this imag. What pose is she making? Is this a reference to something?
>>569983525>>569983616ok but for reference i'm not your scapegoat you're obsessed with you're being mind controlled and it's sad to see >>569983547looks the same to me>>569983656i accept your concession
(Ogurim occupied 12 places)
>>569983757seethe harder
>>569983639I kinda like it. Feels like when my brother talked me into getting Pokemon Silver while he got Gold because we needed both versions for all Pokemon and silver clearly looked better, so he was being nice by letting me have it.
GODDDDDDD FUCK OFFFFFFF
>>569983639thanks bwi, hope you get an easy lobby and get a finals podium tomorrow
>>569981236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v166WfdX0g
>>569983757stop ban evading
Holy shit yayoi is even more uoooooh than sweep!?
i don't know why, but everytime train Rudolf my dick goes super hard.How can she do it?
>>569983543He's dead, you gotta let go...
That Spe power event card from a while back had Head On? Did no one ever rate it being worth anything?
Digitan's bloodline is increasing in numbers
>>569983816Oh it's the same guy who made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53q_LD8ls-Y
>>569983921She has that expression where you genuinely cant say if she is calm or pent up to the max ready to rape you any moment
>>569983989>5rb>agemasen head onnah
Finished my Fuji event. Guess it's back to MANT runs....
>>569983989Bro it's an AGEMASEN sr power card for Head-On. Not worth it.
>>569983921You could say she's giving you a hard time, hahaha get it?
>>569984117seriouslyi forgot SRs could even have agemasenfuck this game sometimes
>>569983995digisex
>>569983989I'm using in my parent runs and its shit i believe it's not even 50/50 it does nothing most of the time
>>569983989I like it for parent runs because it gives 20 power and 20 stam
>>569984178yes
There's so many umas targeting only women: Sirius, Shakur, Seiun, Fuji, Fenomeno, Curren, Ardan etc.Is there any uma that targets only men?
I saw a sexy image of Sweepy.
>>569979991I went outside to look for uma merchs then went to eat sushi and forgot to lock inGood thing my last used team is the real one. Sorry Tamtam, I'll just bring you next CM
Youtube really is just recommending the most random videos at this point
dozo
>>569984270does it penalty inbreeding
>>569984359insanely based lineup, good luck anon
>>569984359Based team set up. Good luck!
>>569984327Yes you posted her
how do I stop Flash from sending me to Deutschland?
>>569984482Dont be fooled by her innocent appearance. She will drug and kidnap you
>>569984397There is a number on the breeding screen that ranges from 0 to 7 where 0 is no chance of an inbred child and 7 being a very very high risk of an inbred childMost of the pairings in that image are 0 on that scale, with some being a 1 or 2 usually due to the presence of Mr. Prospector or Danzing
>>569981236https://youtu.be/xlxk7imnLs8 and picrel>>569984428>>569984453Thanks! You too bwos good luck!
>>569984482Flash is so cuuuute
>>569984543>Time for your German quiz, Toreena>If you do well, I might loosen another one of your restraints.
I was so close to Symboli Rudolf Expert but MANT has broken my will to play. Should I just get it in URA?
I am no longer asking for the MANT run
>>569984646Unfortunately, Flash never taught her trainer how to say no....
>>569984372finally, symboli piss s
>>569984681I am OUT of TP I can't do any MANT runs!
>>569984681Bakushin wouldn't say this because she's unoptimal for MANT runs.
it should be illegal for there to not be a frontrunner in a race in year 1it should be illegal for it to rain in year 1
sorry not to run honsefun dacchis, i was at the derby as saidgoing to post some pictures from saturdayit was pissing it down1/x
>>569984826DID YOU BET? DID YOU WIN?
d'aww, sweep does the urara victory pose.
>>569984482>>569984620>>569984646Sorry guys Flash only likes Daiwa's pussy and is purely platonic with her trainer
>>569984871yes i bet £5 on the derby winner Christmas Daygot it at 12/1 so i won £60
>>569984923Very CUTE very SEX
>>569984482Tell her that you hate sausages and beer and dirndls
the only cygames branding was in the parade ring, and only one
What colour panties does Sweepy wear?
>>569984954>i bet £5>got it at 12/1 so i won £60Zamn nice I kneel
Super Moth-er Creek
>>569985058The grandstand was decently busy but fuck me that roof kept about 0% of the rain off >>569985114yeah made up for the pelting 6hrs of rain lol
>>569984997I was lucky she arrived just in time for my birthday... she can have all the cake she wants
>>569985229She's gonna eat all your cake bro...
>>569985229happy birthday nonny
>>569985229HAPPY BIRTHDAY BWO
here is christmas day on the cameras
https://youtu.be/m_5Dcp0AGfE
>>569985229Fuck, I should've baited her with cake too.
>>569984620Love this German horse
>>569985253Actually part of the plan!>>569985256>>569985267Thanks bwos
>>569985229Happy birthday!
>>569985295what's this event, nhk mile?
>>569985323Her other bday message is a bit more... tricky, in fact>>569985371Thanks!!
>>569985450She's going to kiss me
>>569985396it was the DAABI, the epsom derby on saturday12 million yen incident with the favourite lel
Man, I know mood drops are equal across all characters and any time one seems moodier than others is just RNG, but damn is it fitting that my first run with sweep has had 4 mood down events in the first year. What a moody cunt.
>>569985518I can't breathe
>>569985326Same
>>569985518Heavy...is the crown.
>>569985518>trainers just want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>569985518I dont want to breathe oxygen, I want pure uma pheromones in my lungs
>>569985636the RAPPED
>>569985518Fat tits are so gross
>>569985687>the RAPPED
>>569985532Oguri and Rice Shower are mood down fiestas every time for me. Oguri especially likes to spam mood down events at the tail end of a particularly good run. Digitan I'd say also feels like she has more of them but that's because she's the one I run the most.
>>569985518
>>569985663Heavy is the... tiara, Trainer-kun.
>>569985857w...tf her bra is showing.......
>>569985881
>>569985857>>569985518I want to die inside saggy uma milkers
>>569985746Groß tits, you say?
>>569985910Uhhh what's happening here?
i want to join the satono family
>>569986020Triple Crown busines
so many Flash posts, just as planned
God I wish I was Maruzensky
>>569985947>>569986059AAAAAAAAAAAA HELP I'M BEING TAKEN TO GERMANY
>>569986059
Stop trying to make me fap so early in the day
Deutschland is quite nice at this time of year....
https://youtu.be/iebqqtNeZ9E
>>569986034
>>569986263Wait...this German maiden looks suspiciously diamond shaped...
I'll get back to doing MANT runs tomorrow danchou. Today I can only afford one Bakushin run for Fuji.
When I take Sweepy's first time.
>>569986237hell yeah
>>569986087Any particular reason for that, or..?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr ealy really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>569986571God I wish I was inside Maruzensky
>>569986247giwtwm
I love Palmer and Palmer loves me
I want to headpat this granny.
>>569986703paamanko
>>569986753oyakodon with all of them
https://x.com/i/status/2064012297958482308me and who
Post them
>>569985450yep, that's a kiss
>>569986703pathetic
>>569986753i want gold ship to hug mewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>569986896
>>569986949I want to hug Stego like that.We can't all get what we want, unfortunately.
>>569986896Gotta do some more Bourbon runs so El doesn't overtake...
>>569986817I bet this would feel great in real life...
>>569986987mares
>>569986987I guess the one who can make me cum first is the best haha.
>>569987237Cafe au lait...
HELP
>>569987292holy xoguri metaCHAD
>>569987464Fuku and Ogurin are my favorites...
>>569987428This is why you need a trainee. To deter other Uma from wanting to rape you>She IS my traineeThen you're just doing your job as her trainee.
Me and who..https://files.catbox.moe/1sqx5k.jpg
>>569986896for me, it's taishin
>>569987428just call the guards
>>569987117Wonder Acute hairy umanko
>>569987538>call the guards
>>569987517As her trainer*
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>569987517>jobI am Satono property. Furniture even.
Danchou keeps trying to touch me inappropriately
I haven't gotten a whistle in like 3 runs, this one is going well too...
>>569987428seems like someone got him before Dia
>>569986896>>569987084>>569987292>>569987350>>569987526Based>>569986984Botting faggot.>>569987281Go back to your thread faggot.
I don't really train frontscan nimble nav save me if angling doesn't proc?
>>569986896DIGITAN LOVE>>569986984*coughs blood* I kneel... Digichad...
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (4/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
WHO will /uma/ choose?1. The most flexible pussy on the block2. Tickle squirter3. Lazy fuck4. Shy pervert5. Sleep deprived hot stuff6. POLAND MENTIONED7. Lazy fuck 28. Well trained girl9. Glass cannon10. Ace Combat LARPer
Sex with Fusaichi Pandora
>>569988125Using up leftovers doesn't make you lazy, you fucking retard.
>>569988020>Botting faggot.Does doing 4-5 runs a day really seem that impossible?
>>569988118forgot to update the pasta aieeee We at ExcelUma are 8/30 yes
>>569987519me
>>569988118>4/30NOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED?!
>>569988125Jordan or City
>>569988125wife ticket
I'm on the toilet right now in the "restroom" FUUUUUUUYCK IRS HURTS /UMA/IT KEEPS COMINF OUTTTMY RUMPAAAAAAHIT HURTTTTSKEEPSCOMINGOUTWYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIITELLNMY UMASI LOVE THEM
>>569988125Turbo, she's fast as fuck boi
>>569988206It literally does, you’re too lazy to go to groceries, so you open fridge time after time, lowering your standard what you would eat each time until its empty
>>569988061Sometimes. The only viable time I see nimble/NSM works on fronts is thru Daiwa Rocket strat
>>569988216oh okay whew
>>569983221I'm in the same boat kind of. I get a lot of Graded B final golds but when I get Graded A anything that can go wrong does go wrong.I didn't start going graded til post Virgo but I'll now have silver from every cup.This game thinks im Meisho Doto
>>569988341It's not lowering standards especially if you can make something new with the leftovers instead of just reheating them up you monkey
>>569988061>can nimble nav save me if angling doesn't proc?I think NN is used to overtake your own dying oonige so you proc A&S right after. I don't have a Suzucute but that's how I think it works.I wouldn't randomly grab NN for the same reasons I wouldn't recommend Second Wind, if you're not 1st you're most probably losing anyway.I did lose to a Second Wind Bourbon this CM though
>>569988341Okay jew.
when I first saw that secret, I thought it was a joke about how nature is a fat fuck who will eat all the leftovers...
>>569988412>It's not lowering standardsThere’s a reason they’re leftowers, not the main dish
>>569988223Amazing! Please tell me your address so I can k̶i̶d̶n̶a̶p̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ arrange our marriage ceremony!
>>569988457it's not a joke how Neicha is cute and attractive
i hope frontniggers miss both their A&S and victoria por frontier proci hope endniggers swing wide and then duel no one and then fucking die
>>569988578
>>569988472You realized most fried rice is mostly made up of leftovers, correct?
>>569988578just imagine those nails scratching you back as you thrust into her
>>569988629>allat happens>allat doesn’t happen >she wins anywayThanks for participation!
>>569988637Jungle Pocket's jungle down there...
NONNYSthis is my second to last turndo I buy>1 gold + silver hammer>2 silver + wit manual>or try to highroll with 60% for the last turnthoughts?
>>569988125Kitachan!
>>569988858idk lol
>>569988895
Reminder
Should I try your horse game Will there be cute horse wives here
*rapes you*I really like the blankets they added. They're very cute>>569988963maybeyes
ryan LOVE
>>569988963There will be cute horse wives but you will also have to sit through grueling hours of the equivalent of CBT
>>569988963it has wifes in it
>>569988858I am not your nonny
>>569988938Love at first sight...
>>569988939dont care, i'm holding my load for months and i'll blow it on tachyon
>>569988963Yes! As long as you dont care about being competitive in pvp immediately it's fun. Also don't do the latest career scenario /Trackblazer) since it disables the cute horse girl stories.
I wouldn't want my penis anywhere near Taabo's gaping maw. She's a good girl, but those razor sharp teeth are a castration disaster waiting to happen
>>569989002what a cute little hor->namedamn this bitch ugly
i'm confusedi have 32k and marusex speed card is around the corner, should I go for it or wait for tachyon?
>>569988963The game? Not sure. Not right now because the current update sucks.But there is plenty of media to consume until we actually get a good scenario.
>>569988858shut up fag
>>569989095Do you train fronts? If yes pull MaruDo you train any other style (especially pace)? If yes, double spark Tach
>>569988987
porn porn sex porn
>>569989067that's what makes it hotter
Dating my Taishin wife
My first MANT run after doing the Fuji event in URA. Thank you Dia chan
>>569989067any umanko can easily amputate
Here's your grand live deck bwos
>>569989363But I didn't roll for CB.
>>569988858At this point desu there's not much you can do that really mattersI guess you can greed with hammers to squuuueeze out as much SP as possible I assume this is for CM15?Your Power&Wit are already nice>>569989145YOU shut up you tourist nigger
ONE FULL DAY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK IF WE WIN KODOMOTACHIS!
>>569988939>on a scenario that nobody likesbut well be out of M*NT when this releases
>>569989363That Teio looks pretty cool
>>569989094He heard you
>>569989423uoh
>>569989423This trainer has excellent taste.
>>569989414Nice nature or Curren Chan is fine too
>>569989363damn looks like I'll finally win some plats in gl
>>5699894233 different expression but all 3 of them say I'll rape you later
>>569989423I hope a sloptuber loses to (You)
>>569989420What is this whiteknighting
>>569989516FM and an SR is best I can do.
>>569989067Yeah, but when Engine, Full Throttle! Turbo Time!, 1000% Output!, Leader's Pride, and Runaway proc, you're in for a good time
>>569988939the line about being a card carried by xoguri really makes you realize how strong this will be, doesn't it? The strongest card for the strongest uma.
>>569988125Genki gf
>>569989621Sunday SR is fine. Or if you are running 3 speed cards then you add a Sweep and borrow a second wt ssr
>>569989420He wont fuck you, fag lord
>>569989423bludchacho called maya a kodomo oh no no no nonono shes gonna bomb the finals
hmm I wonder which one should I pick
>>569989618
>>569989591>>569989716>Anon actually discusses the game instead of which Uma is the most molestable >Neanderthals have a hissy fitNothing wrong with calling that out
>>569988926>>569989029>>569989145th-thanks...went for the second option>>569989420glad you thought the same! definitely the right choice thenone more thing: which of these should I remove for soft step? corner recovery is just a tad bit too expensive but I'm 90% sure soft step activates all the timeno recovery is still faster on average, but spurt goes from 85.4% to 93% with great moodspot struggle + rushed added
>>569989716Yes he would.You don't know that.
>>569989882Okay tranny
>>569989716It's probably that fag who sits in room match lobbies with him so they already fuck probably.
>>569989882You know as well as anyone that was not the intention behind their post.
>>569989830>borbon>calling you trainer
The trainer dormitories in Tracen Academy is the only area in Japan where the law holds no authority. Of course, unless you were studying the law, you wouldn't know of this.
>>569989708Now that, I can do.
>>569990147Keibawife...
>>569990147Race predictions, then sex with Laisu while you watch please.
>>569990151What else could possibly be the intention here?
>>569990193It's what I'll be doing as well, so dont worry too much about it. 5 SSRs is already a good enough deck and the 6 SSR whales will just complain about unfinished chains anyway. So will we
I hope one URA run a day for the rest of TB is enough for danchou.
Rice needs to die
>>569988341lazy is ordering from uma eats every night retard
KIMI TO
Play Persona 6!!
>>569988125Pasa has the most erotic secret, what the fuck.
Oh V got nuked in the previous thread>>569983454retard
Why is Keiba Oji-san like this?
>>569990563oh nonononono hes gonna lose
i forgot to click level 5 unique on the calculator...
Rice needs to LIVE
>>569990538When it comes out in 5 more years sure
>>569990563>It's not the surpassing of 100 billion yen that's the record--it's the fact that he was continually chosen as the most trusted rider for races worth 100 billion yen*feels the aura*
Rice needs my love
>>569990538hell no, Persona 5 is a dogshit game."oh but the gameplay is good" No it AINT! its SMT with Busywork between each step! ass!
>>569989423HOLY BASED
>>569988939>tachyon le bad because "pace only" card>look inside>half of the hints are Medium
>>569990961You're not supposed to fact check it...
>>569988939Why would you lie on the internet?>pace onlyIts 80 priority card. KSB procs on speed 40% of the time, this one will proc 36% of the time. Career has 74 playable turns(11 make debut, 12 junior year, 24 classic and senior year each, 3 finale turns), KSB will proc on speed 29.6 turns on average, Tachyon will proc 26.6. For reference, sweep will proc 22 turns and s.maruzen will proc 18.5 turns. +1 speed +2 skill points, 40 friendship bonus and 5% TE also make her rainbow quite strong. Not to mention she throws hints at you like crazy. She is a very good generalist card.
>>569988939notice how nobody mentions the 95 specialty prio
>>5699910283 scenarios in and little bro still thinks about capping speed like its not just breathing
>>569990538I already didnt finish 5 though. 4 was better....
>>5699894237 and they will all rape you after they hand you the first place trophy
>>569988939Kitasan is a front card but you guys don't complain about that.
>>569988216YOU CAN DO IT BWOS>>569990494ISSHO GA ICHIBANSUKIYO TTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
honestly if I somehow pull a random kawakami princess between now and Light Hello Banner I might skip MLB'ing Tachyon entirelyMLB Kawakami has similar performance and I already got MLB kitasan, how many more speed cards do I need
morning wood not going away on its own this sucks
>>569990563our HERO tabaru will carry ojisan kicking and screaming to first place
so what's gonna brick it?bets
Stg cuteGentil cute
>>569989830>>569989618underaged uma sex?
>>569989423Sweepy's expression... she's the best. Usually not a fan with characters like her but her career was great.
>>569991225>similar performancein what world
>>569991227want me to take care of that~?
>>569991236true
>>569988939I'll be handed Tachyon MLB for free while trying tp pull for Light Hello
>>569991320good enough for my purposesplus free prudent
>>569991227I calmed mine down with maya porn
>>569991260ahhh I see
>>569990538I'm playing Persona 4 Revival first!
>>569988061not reallynimble or no stopping me is good for the last stretch, essentially banking on that the enemy fronts will try to block you off. Mind you there will be a shitton of fronts next cm.
>>569991172Sex with this beautiful musclehead with a soft pure maiden heart.
>>569991404This is fate
Is there really no use for All I've Got for fronts? I guess by the time you're being passed on the final straight by the pace or whoever there is no getting back into 1st
>>569991332how much is it gonna cost me?
>>569991360I believe in lemaire on a mare he still stop the kitachud clan
>>569991423Guess what you can play golden RIGHT NOW!Genuinely don't know what the point of the remake is.
>>569991285impregnation
>>569990679Does it even matter? Gametora doesn’t have any scaling whatsoever for uniques
>>569991404hmmmmm yessss I see
>>569990538I should finally play SJ redux
>>569991360All in on Mystery Way
>>569991528That's a bricked open league uma because he forgot to account for the score gained from unique levels
>>569991297this artist really makes me wish for another senko-san's situation, where the mangaka gets invested into making erotic doujins instead of his mangalike imagine how godlike uma-doujins will be in his style...
>>569991609
Rub her tummy for good luck during CM Finals.
Dont post porn...
>>569991528rating pointsmore level = more rating pointmeans harder to get into open
>>569991609I NEED UMANKO
>>569991609PLUNGING MY PENGIS SO DEEP IT HAS TO BE SURGICALLY REMOVED
>>569991090Yes the ability to cap speed with 2 cards instead of 3 and no inheritance on a 0% speed uma is very valuable
>>569991659Lucky tummy
>>569991609You can't post that
>>569991609but /uma/ said she had a giant, 80s bush. she would definitely have ass-hair too.
>>569991609i want all of /uma/ to put their penis inside that maru umanko with me
>>569991698Youre bringing 3 speed to GL no matter what uma you choose lil bud
>>569991543this is genuinely just cursednext time I'm using it in climax
>>569991609maru needs a full bush, it was the style at the time
>>569991332saliva demon
>>569991787nah on 20% speed growth umas you can def cap with Kita and Tach MLB
>>569991659made for licking it
>>569991543Prepare for:No distance S5 useless restore and 5 useless debuff hints, nothing elseStatline that would be considered shit even during URA
>>569991659Can I squeeze it for extra good luck?
>>569991870I already had S from the first inspo but ever since I used it I just got 4 mood downs and night owl
>>569991840grand live increase speed stat cap by something like 400 points
I got a very important call just now They told me you're gayCare to explain yourself?
>>569991609Nvm, I just got the maruzen appealHoly fuck I want to make this granny cum RIGHT NOW
>>569991859>>569991879It's a gamble. It might work well, but it might ANGER Shiraoki. Your call.
>>569991962Yeah and Grand Live also increases the stats you get from training.
>>569991967I'm gay what's there to explain?
>>569991967Nothing to explain, it's true
>>569992052Find a boyfriend and leave
>>569992007Don't worry, I got Super Lucky 7 and enough wit to activate it
>>569992052Why?
>>569991921fuck you 4chan sounds player for not looping cleanly.
>>569992007but Fuku would be happy
>>569991967how do I prove I like girls?
>>569992052I believe
>>569992007Seeing Fukukitaru's tits brings good luck.Massaging them makes you win the lottery.
>>569991967It is what it is. I fell from a bed when I was one year old and I never bought the whole "she's perfectly fine" explanation the doctor told my parents.
Which umas are for abusive power gap relationships that leaves you with bruises all over your body
>>569991962Hard cap, not soft cap? From what Ive seen from gameplay the cap is 1200 and you increase it with inheritance, no? So if you bring 18* speed than your cap will be 1600 but otherwise it is 1200
>>569992202genshinvre
>>569992202
ggs
>>569992240no, it's 1600with sparks it goes beyond 1600
>>569992202Orfe
>>569991967What if I like guys but I'm also occasionally into girls.. What would you call this new intriguing phenomena?
>>569992052I hope you find yourself the /uma/bf of your dreams bro
>>569992163>>569992007>>569991659why is her tummy so coveted (not complaining)
>>569992298Post a hakuraku replay please, I need to know if the stam statlines are good enough
>>569992240no, the hard-cap goes up to 1600 and each blue spark of a stat adds +4 to the hard-cap. the "soft-cap" is how your stat gains are diminished above 1200 and how the speed stat itself is treated in the math.
>>569992121genuinely why the fuck do we not have webm sounds just playing instead of this catbox roundabout?
>>569992452because we need more interracial porn being dumped on /gif/ instead
>
>>569992452you don't want to piss off big music
>>569992310Still In Love more like it's been an hour and she's Still under the covers
>>569992202Gentil(serious but passionate), Golshi(joking) and Kris S(serious and cold)Sirius is a larper and would be your bitch 10 minutes in
>>569992407dunno how to get it working, but it is 100% okay trust me
>>569991921use a gif instead of a webm
Imagine being miserable all the time, like getting angry at literal non-issues. There's bigger problems in the world so just chill out.
>>569992263fuck off, apple
>>569992516https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569840472/#q569854063 Oh it is him again
>>569992359gay
>>569991967It's the big 26 gloWho cares about being gay or straight or whatever sexual orientation, everyone fucks everyone nowadaysAll that matters is MY happiness and living life to the fullest
>>569992609HAHAHA THIS LOSER IS STILL CAPABLE OF FEELING HAPPINESS
>>569992674You will burn in hell
>>569992516who the fuck is V?
>>569992609You're right, we should instead be fighting over how we like our favorite Uma more than someone else likes their favorite Uma
>>569992828needs correction
>>569992761El Condor Pawgsa
>>569992845Everyone's oshi is Digitan.
>>569992790Oh nyooo (monotone)
>>569992642FUCK. FUUUUUUCK. IT'S OVER.
>>569992939@umagrok, pull up the digitan rape copypasta
>>569992919I can handle these succubus
>>569992610Well fuck you too, I wasn't even the one that said that.
>>569992828she's just like for real
>>569992919I guess I must be fucking gay because every time people post Sakura Laurel someone will reply with "succubus" but she does absolutely nothing for me. She does not stand out in the slightest. I barely even register her presence.
if you've never had a gay experience then how do you really know you're straight? you've been running away from the thought your entire life, you don't even dare entertain your imagination if it stumbles upon the subject, and you push it down into the depths of your mind over and over. isn't it kinda weird that it just springs up from time to time?if you think about it for just a second, you'd be even STRAIGHTER and MORE hetero if you experiment and come to the conclusion that "yeah, that's not me." right now? you're just guessing.
>>569992790NTA but im already in it bro, idgaf.The moment they release robo waifus with customisable appearance Im leaving the whole “having sex with humans” thing behind. The amount of effort you need to put into getting a 3dpd and then making her at least wear a cosplay wig for sex is insane.
>>569993040Rulership is such an erotic boy
>>569992359Faggot-in-denial
>>569993190wrong tab anon
>>569992790This is a Shiraoki-sama board, take your ningen gods and go elsewhere
>>569993057No...
>>569993190Sometimes I wish I was molested when ai was young so I could get my dick wet from looking at men because women are fucking awful
>>569992310
>>569992298>>569992559okay, she rapesone ace left to go I guess..
>>569993190>if you've never had a gay experience then how do you really know you're straight?I have been flirting with the chiyoposters, yet felt nothing
>>569993215I wish I could agree but she's unfortunately not flat enough to get that aesthetic right.
>>569993205Fucking a robot is fine
>>569992761El sexo pasa
>>569993432Hi Umama>>569992559Hi V
>>569989056Girls are scary when they want to get married...
>>569993350nta but I was not molested and just playing games and seeing hot anime guys eventually turned me gay irl
>>569993465wow you really are gayokay pretty boy I guess you'll have to do
>>569993190moaning men are disgusting, that's it they could wear all the cute clothes, wigs and make up, take all the estrogen until they irreversible fuck their hormones and yet your voice will still sound like an undeveloped teen, shoulders wider than hips, big boney hands and hair sprouting everywhere
wtf are the straights outnumbered here? is it even safe for us?
Moshi moshi?
>>569993773I love 2D women but I'm also not straight.
Hey
>>569993781hai?
>>569993773I refuse my straight status for protection of LGBT agenda. I am male lesbian now.
>>569993773I am the only straight /uma/non
>>569993773I just don't bother with 3D2D is much better
>>569993802they are flirting in front of everyone!!
>>569993840keep it to discord maybe
It's all the onions in the foods and the chemicals in the water that turned you all gay.
>>569993190I tried both sides gf in mid+HS, bf in college, gf currently and I can safely say that I'm straight and prefer women
>>5699937732D women are better than 3D women the same applies to men
>>569993190
>>569993781Hey V>>569993840Hey Umama
I really really love Stego.
>erps>gets called out>starts 3dpd postingThe range ban cannot come soon enough
>>569993190It's hard to find a cute boy out there, meanwhile if a girl has a bit of a tummy I'm already head over heels.
>>569993589I wish they'd scare my irl haha
>>569992530Still is a sleepyhead?
>>569993629adjkakdkads what? I mean, ok, sure, I guess. What??
>want to roll 200 S.Maru, Copano Rickey and 400 Tachyonmathfags do I have enough carots?
>>569994239first rate sex
>>569994302maybe
>do 7+ runs at difficulty4>it all goes swimmingly, quite literally went UP in clocks during that period>drop the event entirely>burning 4 clocks before classic summer
What is the appeal of posting this heavily filtered stuff.
Why is the faggot replying to itself?
>>569994398I'm not comfortable with my trainee sleeping with a plushie in my likeness
>>569994302more like she's a giving head
Personally I found out I was into guys because I REALLY liked fighting guys in highschool and eventually discovered it was because being right up against guys who are either much weaker or stronger than me gets me so hard that it becomes difficult for me to breathe.
>>569994441Both V and his lover are awake, so we're in for a ride again.
>>569994358Don't use my daughter for erp please
>>569994491That's why you just sleep with them instead
>v>Umama >Chiyonofaggot >Staygoldtranny How can we make this thread worse
>>569994302She's a vampire, they're only awake at night.
>>569994491Women use plushies to masturbate it's okay
>>569994360200 is 30k carrats you 4th grade flunkie
>>569994419Some cant accept that peak 3d will never reach the baseline 2d quality and cope this way
>>569994360How many tickets?
>>569994553Cute!
https://poal.me/6g07x5https://poal.me/6g07x5https://poal.me/6g07x5
>>569994542faggots ought to be killed
>>569994491Still is a lewd girl...
>>569994557I'm sorry brother but she's really fucking cute
>>569994797based
>>569994797Based Falco, my number 1 umadol!
>both of them spammingYou CANNOT convince me they aren't coordinating this
>>569994637Yuni is cute
>>569994762if you post here why wouldn't you be in an /uma/ clubif you're in a /vm/a club why would you post here I'd kill to go to /vm/a but I'm stuck here with my /uma/bfs
>>569994797I still like girls, sometimes. It's fine. it's chill. I'm one of the good ones or something.
>>569994980>/uma/bfs
I was about to try your horse gameBut then I heard that the cast is yuri only
>>569994968>>569994637
>>569994867Boys don't have fat tits...
>>569994968She is very cute but I'll be dead by the time she releases
>medium s>right-handed, summer runner, hanshin race course + gw + dd/pp combo>garbage stats cause there's barely any wit double rainbow despite bringing 3 wit
>>569994980who
boysex
>>569995001it doesn't matter if you think you like girlsyou're a bottom and that's how you'll be treated
>>569995150She is not that far off
Good milening!
>>569995225Can you stop? They are genuinely bad looking, even make up and filters dont save them
>>569995164>he brings 3 wit
>>569995327why is a middle schooler wearing that
I suspect my Dancho of being gay or a woman but he keeps denying it. What do I do with this information?
>>569995079There are straight umas as well.
>>569995150?Isn't this uma rape
>>569995404>wowie look at me I'm Umama I'm retarded and a whale
>>569995345This GUY has a HAREM and basically you are fucking STUPID!HOW? Click HERE to check
>>569995430>I suspect my Dancho of being gay or a woman He said he will pull Air Shakur?
>>569991659SHIRAOKI TAKE THE WHEEL
>>569995497mald more
>>569995503Cute Ayabutt
I FURAKIN LOVE MY WIFE MY SUN T M OPERA O
>>569995404It was my first time trying it... I didn't know the stars were gonna align on an experimental run
Ughhhhhhhhhh my butt still hurts /uma/ I was supposed to go to sleep like 3 hours ago it huuuuuuuuuuuurts my bummmmm
>>569994574uoh
Yae
Good morningI want my trainer to finger me with his thick fingers until I squirt a fountain to rival the one in front of the Mejiro estate and to head lock me while he pounds me from behind and can't walk right for 2 days
>>569995304Good enough for me, anyway. I just keep on winning. Ain't nobody stopping me.
>>569995747Bam
>>569995565Don't you have a shitposter to simp for?
gaming?
>>569995634I don't want to let go...
>>569995449For it to be rape, Trainer needs to have rights. They do not.
I asked my friend to do uma/trainer cosplay with me and she said yes :)
>>569995793digitan legs are sticks this is fake news
still sextillsex>569995830don't you have fries to put in the bag
>>569995641Opera a cute
>>569995797Yae
>>569995882Which torena is she cosplaying as?
>>569995861Dober acknowledges trainers have rights.Maybe she's one of those lame pick-me loser girls who simp for human guys lol!!!!
>>569995838host
>>569995793don't let me find you in that pose cutie
>>569995747yaeno musucky (on penis)
>>569995898You're a shitposter though too
>>569995404hey that's me, I need 3 wit cardsI don't know how GL is going to work when you need 3 speeds + pal for any build and also be hard locked borrowing [redacted]
>>569995449For it to be rape one party should not be willing to have sex. I don’t se how that could be a thing, umas simply cant rape me with this simple trick
79059042Takarazuka Kinen 2200 CM15
>>569995952If I hugged Dia, I wouldn't be able to resist slipping my hand down and squeezing her ass...
>>569995779Good girl
>>569995952Dia love
>>569995736pretty princess
>>569995907The things I would do to have the sun
>>569996305Lmao V is too afraid to post with avatar now
Umama is a transcutie?
>>569996392
>>569996479Not only that but he also has like 5 simps ittDunno if they're chasers or what
>>569995447Like whomst?
so this is umapyoi!
>>569996025Ok maybe you should stop acting so fucking gay because it is unfortunately getting to me at this point.
>>569996305It's over for Latebros35370574
Sweepy does papakatsu?
>>569996737>whiff angling>still win??????????
>reddit tachyon
>>569996591Does /uma/ even have a real cis-women?
>>569996737oof XOg whiffed Gourmand...
>>569996801it means my ogurin is not good enough
>>569996805Tachyon PUNISHMENT
>>569996942Yes.
>>569996997I thought we played earlier and it was good enough then I'm pretty sure...>>569996991and I whiffed angling AGAINbad seeds for everyone
>>569996737>Spe procs unique right at endTHANK YOU SPE VERY COOL17110587
>>569996805Why is toddler Daiwa already have boobs
OPEN THE CM GATES ALREADY LET ME IN THAT PODIUM IS MINE
Thread personalities killed /uma/
>>569995779Ardan wouldn't ever say thisbut she'd think it, all right
>>569997151Unfortunately they forced themselves so hard and the threads aren't fast enough anymore to drown them away
>>569996805how do you debone a fish with chop sticks
>>569997151That's what happens when you allow the staygoldtranny and his ilk to exist
>>569997271I say this
>>569996307I would 100% sniff her hair>>569996316Big love
>>569997151No they didn't, you retarded faggots acting like twitter trannies killed it. The ERP shit, avatar garbage, and randomly doxing people from clubs should have been shut down long ago.
>>569997128that's the bib, anon...
>>569997270Rickey is really sexy in an underaged sort of way
>>569996227I keep hearing conflicting reports about how GL workson the one hand, you need to bring 18* speed parents to hit the new speed cap. On the other, you'll always be running 3spd/2wit/Light Hello and getting your stamina from sparks and your power from speed trainingFor me it doesn't really matter, I'm stuck borrowing Finemo until the heat death of the universe, anyway.
>>569997124Medium S + Right Handed + Summer Runner btwSankyu to the participants it's Direct time now so byeeeeeeee
I am slightly shorter than Ines Fujin so I can still fulfill my fantasy of hugging her and burying my face in her cleavage right after she just finished running so she's still sweaty and hot, while standing up.
>>569997020Imagine how fucking bricked you have to be and how hard you have to ram to make an uma feel weak in her legs
>>569997505>Proc festive>WinIt is that easy with the XOg...Thanks for the room bwoalso watching that
>>569997505pama needs barcarole.........thanks for hostan
>>569997413But the thread personalities are the ones doing all those?>Umama constantly ERPing>V avatarfagging as NTR/Mirako>V doxxing anons in rooms
>>569997271Umas withholding sex should be illegal
>>569997497You use 3 speed cards because after 1200, speed trainings are halved, so a 100 rainbow turns into a 50 rainbow, and you have to cap speed. Speed sparks get over the 1600 cap.
>>569997647Sei wife...
1 barrel roll
lol
>>569997271I look like this and do this to my trainer sometimes.
my soft Grass wife
>>569997465True
>>569997932
>>569997642and how do you get stamina?
>wins
>>5699980567 and I rape you
>just need a 2* Power or Stam spark and GW from Kitasan Nigger>if I get a Med or Turf spark that would be cool but not necessary>it's been 20 runs now and she still hasn't given it to meI'm so sick of this dumb cunt. Only Rudolf has given me worse parents.
>>569998039Sparks except for sprint
>horsecockpenetratingkitasanblackswomb.png
>>569998039Stamina sparks, but also you can get it and should get it from the token shop.
images doko
>>569998174me on the right
>>569998194avatarfags stole them
*gets on knees and cryes*don't shay that....
>>569998118but 18* speed sparks are mandatory, according to anon
>>569998270If you run 2 speed cards
can't be bothered to bake so I'm in your care this time
>>569997621>Leaving the staygold tranny and chiyonofaggot out of avatarfagging Hmmmm
>>569998090I've done over 50 runs parent runs with Seiun Sky with those same goals, and fucking nothing. I routinely get power to 1100 too, but NO it's always 1* power, and the two times it hasn't been have been paired with 1* style pointsparent farming is ass
*ManhattanCafematchingwithhertraineronadatingappimage.jpg*
nyo...
>>569998413Because they are actually likable.
Image limit hit. Time to create 4 threads at the same time.
>>569998090now don't tell anyone but URA parents don't have much lower compatibility than mant while also taking 1/3rd of the time to make
I haven't been on this fuckass site in a million years, what even is avatarfagging again?
>>569998575>>569998575>>569998575>>569998575
>>569998542>avatarfags>likeabledid this newfag really type this?
>>569992372Thats one steamy orenji
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