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wahey
HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whats wrong with V and Umama?
>>569998575>giving Ryan glassesWe making umas cuter now?
>>569998575sex
Name a single likeable avatarfag or attentionwhore here.
dozo
I think cafe in casual wear is cute
hey
>>569998648>anime opening playingI was gonna roll for her but now I want her more I love that Kita alt she's so cool.
If you like any of the Naritas you are V
>>569998683Long hair is always better.
>>569999084Unironically? yes
I want to have lovey-dovey sex with Ines Fujin like in those doujinshi where the MC lives or goes back to the country side and has lovey-dovey sex with a beautiful older cousin with huge tits
Today trainer will impregnate Ardan (me)
Which uma has the best voice for ASMR?
>>569999287Cesario
>>569999287I mean doesnt Ai have actual in game asmr
>>569998886it's sick as hell just look at this g1 win animation gooooood so cute
>>569999287Oguri Cap, Jungle Pocket, Sounds of Earth, Sirius...
ikuno........groovus
>>569999287Mirako https://youtu.be/ZU7YcjRq8SU
>>569999260Today I (Trainer) will impregnate you (Ardan).
>>569999491is the order a succubus?
>>569999472retard
https://poal.me/u7eg87https://poal.me/u7eg87https://poal.me/u7eg87
I still don't even know who fucking V is. Is it a term for a boogeyman from /v/?
>>569999287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBwfYoraS2Y
Digitan LOVE
>>569999863>whispering voice>call it ASMR
>>569999967ASMR nowadays is just shit for goonersnobody actually uses it to relax
An interim CM announcementA new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (9/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569998683I'm in love....with short haired Seiun Sky.
>>570000050I ain't reading all that.
AAAIEEE SWEEPYBROS DONT LOOK AT THE FRONTPAGE OF EXH!!!
>>569998575cute
>>570000167>misao tankoubonI'm looking
>>569999859it's just a nigga that likes to shitpostschizofags made a big deal of it like we're on reddit or a discord server with mods
>>570000208
>>570000346You really need to stop talking about yourself in 3rd person, it's an issue
>>569998778thanks
be nice.
>>570000016Hey I do, I still like for a girl to shine flashlight at my screen pretending to do an eye examAlthough I found out that just smoking weed relaxes me in the same fashion just way harderI am a scientist of a sort
>Gray and strong>Went from Dirt to Turf>now heading to Japan CupOguri Cap reincarnation didn't born in Japan, but the other side of the world... Tokai Teao...
>>570000167Am I supposed to see the hews set or what?
>tfw I’ll never get random pics of Narita Taishin
>>569998761chiyoposter is funny and staygoldfag barely posts, there's just one schizo obsessed with him. v and umama actively make the threads worse however
>>570000426you're brown don't @ me
>>570000050It's already a week into the. New month. It's over bwo
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>>569999565retarderer
Yae
Reminder that all umas canonically love being disciplined with riding crop
>>570001052no
>>570001094Orfe doesn't
>>570001052Bam
>He's back to spamming
HOLY SHIT
>he didn't take his meds
Me and two former anons that converted
I like Umama though they don't like me
>>569999659I knew people hated v I didn't think people hated the staygold poster this much
>>570001172And yet she takes it anyway
>>570001094Post the bro image
>>570001367Because it's V botting that poll lol
>>570001478retard
I have no idea whats Umama
reminder: you've already lost your finals, you just have to wait six hours to see it for yourself.
>>570001525yeah im sure he doesnt bot every poll that hes mentioned in and then save them to jerk off to haha
>>570001505Biwa Cool Hayahide
Fish
>>570001602falseflag
>>570001367It's a poll anon, if the result is not in line with what you see in the thread, then someone most likely is botting it
Gathering more important data.>Which is the best fruit?https://poal.me/acuen1>Which is the SECOND best fruit?https://poal.me/f83ne
>>570000642maybe you have some tags filtered
>>570001607Big fish
Remember last year when it was actually fun to post here? This place is a fucking cesspool and you have nobody to blame but yourselves
>>570001602Imagine being this obsessed by one anon
>>570001367V's just fucking with the poal. He hates the staygoldfag because he actually plays the JP version of the game and isn't hated like he is. It's hilarious how jealous he is of someone most people don't give a shit about.
>>570001602retard
>>569999287Cafe
>>570001367I didn't like the Stay Gold poster because I thought he was a schizo like the NTR poster but after a bit I noticed he was a chill dude playing the game unlike the other one, he barely posts and is always on topic. No reason to hate him, it's only the NTR poster that is a confirmed blight and unless he gets rangebanned this thread is doomed to his samefagging, or if he gets mad enough, to scatposting. Sad.
>>570001727>Biwa rigging the first poal
>>570001727>no cherries
>>570001768No I dont remember because I didnt visit this general until the latter half of Aoharu after all my friends quit the game and I had no one else to talk about uma with....
>>569998575Is there any point in levelling R tier cards? I cant complete a single career at Showtime difficulty 5 and i think its because all my cards are shit
>>570001974Do people eat plain cherries? I didn't even think of that
Tachyon LOVE
>>570002006Believe it or not this general was like any other and wasn't full of crusading and tripfags
>>570001052objectively stupid creature
>>570001892>Posts rooms>He doesnt play the game!You are all insufferable fags, you post more about that guy than about the game >Inb4 you're NTR!
>>570002073how else are you eating them
>>570002023R cards wont do you any good. Post deck
>>570001779This perspective is actually quite humorous.Thanks for making one anon laugh today.
>>570001864I want to lie on Cafe’s lap while she hums a lullaby
>>570002023In terms of using them, no. But eventually once you have enough resources you should max them for the team trials score bonus they give.
>the only full-on NSFW uma that hews has done so farARRRGGHHH SWEEEEPYYYYY
>>570002023What scenario are you doing? Trackblazer is really easy if you focus solely on winning the scenario and not on producing a good veteran.
>>570001892seethe more
>>570002137Wise-ano
>>570002152Not at all.
You know, after making a pull plan for pace/ends I realized that by pulling these cards I can basically still run any style because my borrow is going to be free... things don't look so hard now, sure, it will not be optimal, but with generalist cards + some specific ones even if not for the style of an uma you cover a lot, then borrow the specialist card for the style you have and it's all set, I don't know why I though I would never be able to run lates/fronts again, it will just take a parent borrow and a card borrow, now freed thanks to having more cards to wiggle with.
>>570002125Well the only other generals I occasionally visited were either for basically dead games and /xivg/, so this is pretty much par for the course for me. Unfortunately.
>>570002330>wisesame girl with a mood down event where she punches a rock for absolutely no reason at all and hurts her finger btw
>>570002184while holding her hand
>>570002571WHO ASKED???
fget a job >only able to do 1-2 runs a day how do people live like this
>>570002640Absolutely No Reason
>>570002594As we lose more and more players the normal posters here will see the mentally insane ones that are always here and will just stop coming here all together. That’s essentially where I’m at
>>570002571I asked
>>570002717i dont have a job and i only do 1 run a day
>>570002640>no reason mentionedWOAAAAAH
>>570002717>>570002930Sweepy exists retards
>>570002847Sounds tragic. Surely the mentally insane people will also eventually quit the game and only at least somewhat normal people will remain, right...?
>>570002661>people think you were on a date with Cafe when out in public with her >has a wedding alt with subtext of love from her design and dialogue to (You)>cuddle threesome between Sunday and Cafe at the hot springs Manhattan Cafe is the cutest
>>570002571end gets really expensive after 3rd anni i recommend picking one. up until that point you can more or less get carried by CB
>>570002978nonnychacho made a statement
>>570002717A wise man once said "働いたら負け"
danchou gaped me in front of everyone
>>570002640But her Fast Learner event…https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501072523
>>570002970>>570002827I'm not gonna lie i forgot she was a thing but she is indeed very kyute.
first person to read this will lose finals due to a lucky no stopping me proc
Direct almost distracted me from shoes
new day desu
>>570003413nobody is running nsm
>>570002978thanks but im not trans so i'm not using it!
>>570002827This is an american Uma btw
>V >Actively plays and talks about the game >Gave advice when needed >Made one mistake with the doxing some shithead calling his favorite a basic blonde bitch >Everyone against him >Chiyonofaggot >Doesn't play the game >Erps >Talks about random shit and sometimes politics >No one says shit about him >Staygoldfaggot >Doesn't even play global>Spams images constantly of someone who isn't even on topic >Posts gameplay no one understands because no one plays JP since this is a GLOBAL THREAD >Is completely unhelpful and doesn't say shit about gameplay or help people do better >No one says shit about him.
>>570003252i can't fucking believe i somehow forgot about this one actually. god she's so fucking autistic. she deserves the world.
>>570003107>people think you were on a date with Cafe when out in public with herThat got redacted by our beloved localization team.
Damn Teio wit is not that tuff especially since you need max friendship on all your cards to unlock her TE
sweepyKaiNi is not so bad
nintendo... has done it again
>>570003728have they hired that man
>>570003654>not mentioning Umommynyooticing
>>570003059The JP thread doesn't really have this issue since it's a small community now. Unironically the /vm thread is also fairly tame
>>570003654facts
>>570000581I heard about that. Pretty impressive that a Chilean horse got an invite to the Japan Cup. I wonder if a South American horse has ever raced there.
>>570003810V and Umama are an actual couple
>>570003059most threads on /vg/ end up as either slow but comfy or fast but schizo
>>570003728Eat shit snoysI can't even imagine Nintendo losing
>>570003728>half the direct was "you've played this before, just not on the switch, but you can play it on the switch now!!!"The direct sucked man. I'm glad Muramasa is out of Vita hell, but they really could've done better.
>>570003667>spoilerLocalization might have fucked it up but I know the truth
>>570003728When are we getting an Uma version of this?
>>570003774Yes, actually.
>>570003918One of the tweets I read there was a strong Dirt horse from latam back in 2001, raced in Japan Cup Dirt in 2001 but mogged so hard by Kurofune
>>570003116End only really needs wit mr cb and then wit taishin, you can borrow dream journey speed or admire vega power
>>570003728new xenoblade is finedeltarune chapter 5 goodnew rhythm heaven is goodremastered oot looks like "nintendo hire this man" meme
>>570002378you should try them they're pretty good. you can even do the anime thing where they tie a knot with the stem!
>>570004049Equinox reveal on 6th Anni trust
>>570003728It was SHIT
>>569967368Only 15%, but if I got Mile S it would definitely be a bit higher. Definitely more of a meme oshi strat than anything serious, but finding that she has real synergy with S!Maru was a great experience
Chubby boy umas = ultimate SEXO
getting teased by mayasweepy gets jealous so she roundhouse kicks megetting nursed by flower
Someone please post that image of pregnant cafe and admire vega
>>570004419I would kiss her fat tummy tenderly and then vigorously once she feels comfortable
>>570000581>Tony Bi(anca)n and Pay Your Butler (Obey Your Master) raced in Japan Cup>bought by the nips right after>Teao gets invitation to race in Japan Cup>...I take it as a sign that Shadai want to buy him regardless his result in Japan Cup. JRA is so slick. Especially because Teao is not owned by big names like Coolmore or Aga Khan etc.
>>570004634She is NOT a vampire
>>570004156Idk, in my pace-only plan i barely have enough for everything so i cant imagine slotting taishin in there. Are you skipping some scenario banners?
Sometimes I wish I had the time to be the local schozo.
>>570004419what even classifies an uma as a boy uma.. cheval barely looks tomboyish at ALL and her personality is anything but that.
she'll finally be mine when m*nt ends....
>>570003654
babu yanko
>>570004634Marking is a top tier fetish. Is there a tag for this?
>>570004960WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER TITSWHERE ARE THEY
>>570003673>comparing her to Ramonu and after wit cardsYeah no shit the whole thing is that she's good compared to the dogshit wit cards we've seen so far. She's better than Curren and NN, but can't compete with the powercreep starting with GM, which is why she isnt worth rolling for
>>570003918Japs are desperate for foreign raiders and the fact that he has a decent ifha rating means it will benefit Japan if he places well in the JC. Even the JPfags here really only know of him because of this.
>>570005036Not really though.
>>570004984THE RAPED
>>570005062I don't think so
>>570003673So wit teio is bad?
>>570004879have fun with your plain ole vanilla tasting ahh boring bland protagonist-chan
>>570003673it releases in banners with bad timing so its a skip anyway
>>570005071Rulership? With tits? Surely you're mistaken. She never had 'em, sorry.
>>570003918>>570004136two brazilian horses were invited too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandpit_(horse) (1994-1995)https://www.racingandsports.co.uk/thoroughbred/horse/cagney/450166 (2001)
>>570005072She's not even as strong as Fine Motion and CB son
>>570005339GIVE THEM BACK
>>570005530who cut those bangs bro lmao she needs to sue her hairdresser
>>570005204*surprises you with her cuteness*
finals status?
>>570004214At first I don't get the chart but I get it now. Those whose box is colored means the owner already have an horse in Uma, which means theyre almost guaranteed to come. Mostly Northern Farm related clubs. But idk why Do Deuce is colored too though.
>>570005123seethe
>>570005530ok ok FINE.
day1 gawds
>>570005530Imagine the smell of a Rulership legend race trophy
>>570005784how the fuck would I know I have to wait 7 hours and I have to sleep but if I sleep I'll miss it this sucks why does it takes so long for finals rigging
>>570005834is there a reason she looks like cheval
>>570005791no, the colored boxes are for horses that won more than one domestic G1
>>570005834>>570005530>>570005339>>570004419Cheval Grand and Rulership owe me sex
>>570005494Her stat output is comparable to FM
Boys umas are made for anal correction
>>570005784Ready and waiting
>>570005784Forgot to change team, final team is random goofballs I was running for jokes.
>>570003201just go back to being a neet.
>>570005736>spe>cute
>>570006112
>>570005901same reason why Yaeno and Bamboo look nearly the exact same way. because why not?
>>570006015She takes half the career to get her max TE
Suzu will bring it home this time for sure.
>woke up at 6:00 AM today>have work at 4:00 PMI fucking hate normalfag schedule. I want to go back to sleeping at 6 AM and waking up at 2.
There are umas that naturally exude so much lewdness you can't help but want to fuck them.
>>570005893retard
>>570006112Yes
>>570004186>new xenoblade is fineI dislike how much the concept has changed compared to the original 3 games... Compared to them, this feels much more FE or Tales esque, which isn't necessarily a bad thing (I like those series), but it isn't "Xenoblade"I suppose this is a new beginning for the franchise but I feel like this is a very drastic change...I saw someone call this "Xenoblade: Fire Emblem edition" and it exactly describes what I thought seeing thisI guess I can just pretend this is an FE game because the actual FE series has fallen : )Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>570006367There are
>>570002168picrel>>570002247It is trackblazer. I barely manage in the standard mode but with showtime they all start to falter by late junior year
>>570006416>>570006173Stop responding to me.
Dunno why the thread stopped refreshing for 20 minutes and I almost posted dead thread dead fad
>>570006315stop taking the closing shift
>>570006112beautiful, too
>redditshower
>>570006459>no pantsu peeking out from under the line of her bloomers0/10
>>570006367
>>570003654Truth nuke, I'm afraid.
>>570006085My whole life would fall apart if I did that.
>>570004186>remastered oot looks like "nintendo hire this man" memeKek
>>570006509Opening shift is worse. Less money, more side work.
>>570006496So cute!
>>570004186Focus, Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
>>570006569>Curren>pantsu
>>570006454it'll be fine I have faith of it being good they can't milk rex forever
I'm training xoguri and she had 3 fatty events pre debut; I'm gonna massage her stuffed tummy as a reward
Why yall niggas so gay
>>570006943
>>570003728Was kinda dogshit for me honestly, seeing KH4 is still alive is nice but no release date so it's coming out in 20 years probablyOoT did not need another remake, with the nintendo hire this man style on top of itThe new 2.5 FF game looks interesting at leastDidn't really care much about anything else sadlyumamusumeprettyderby
>>570006850I (cautiously) am having faith as wellThis is my favorite series of all time & Takahashi has never let me down>they can't milk Rex forever But what if I want them to......
>>570006191You arent doing any optional races in GL, you are training. You get maxed bonds much earlier. Again I dont think she's worth rolling for but she might be the third or fourth best wit card in the game when she drops.
I can't stop thinking about Aston Machan, I've been saving since January just for herI have around 40k carats and i will pull until the last one in order to get her.There's something about Aston Machan that just scratches my brain, i can't stop thinking about her whenever i slightly remember her. Is like a parasite inside my brain. I need Aston Machan banner to come faster.
>>570007015ANGRY BRATTY RAMONU IS SO HOT TOT WEARING TIGHT CLOTHES UNFIT FOR HER ADVANCED AGEMUST CORRECT
>>570007267
Cygames will show Contrail on 5.5 AnniHow do I know this? It came to me in a dream
>>570007267Calm down, remember shes an old hag
>>570007417>war record
>>570006943notice how both Maru and Ramonu get called hags but the real granny uma doesn't get slandered. Curious.
>>570007548Everything is fair in Love, War and on the Race Track
>>570007581Hags are sexy, grannys are not
>>570007581Wonder Acute looks like she'd break something while having lovey dovey but very vigorous sex with her trainer
>>570000581He actually went from turf to dirt after failing to get his first win a few times and back to turf after great results.When the first leg of the chile triple crown was taking place (2400m turf), he was still running on dirt g1s. He then placed 3rd and 1st on the 2nd (2200m dirt) and 3rd leg (2400m turf) respectively
>>570006467would sharing my highest lvl cards also help?
>>570007581I think everyone at tracen just thinks she's retarded since she doesn't actually look old
>>570008192Your high limit break gold cards would help, yeah. I can already tell you it's looking rough though
>>570004763I basically switched out 2 umas I wanted to add taishin wit, I'm also counting on not needing 200 pulls for all umas I want and managing to get lb1 of scenario tax cards within 200 pulls counting free pulls since we average 100 free pulls per tax banner... I will also buy some tickets here and there so I think with discipline its doable
this is a boy
>>570006467>>570008192showtime do it in ura or unity, NPCs get harder by scenario so URA > Unity > TB in terms of how easy it is to playyour cards look dogshit though, you should post your full deck of SR and SSR
Bros dont forget your legend races
>>570005784my oguri will do the thing I'm sure of it!
looking to build a PC for next CM, which inherits are good for it?
>>570007841>>570008056Ok that's cool and all but I don't wanna fuck her. I want to paint with her and have to walk her through how to set up an email or something when she's inevitably unable to do something online.
>>570008559Budding blossom is a must (I think)
>>570008415Stop liking boys.
>>570008661So we agree then that she's not sexy, thus not a hag
It's been almost a year now
After 60 Seiun parent runs, most of which were useless, time for math. >chance of 2*+ power: 20%*50% = 10%>chance of distance pink: 60%>chance of any medium pink: 20%>chance of any GW spark: 20%>chance of prudent positioning spark: 20% no wonder this is so soul-crushing and looping is a thing. But I simply don't believe blues are irrelevant because I always see buhis running magic parents that have everything. Goddamn luckfags............
>>570008397living on the edge huhi've been raped by multiple banners before so i like to keep it safe. on the topic of end cards, DJ is actually fine at 1LB if you're on a budget
>>570008415Yeah she is. And I'm gay as fuck. Gonna make her look like she was in an instant loss 2koma by the time I'm done with her.
>>570008339>>570008475IDK how to see all my cards at onceI can do more unity cup runs ig. I thought each new senario was just better than the previouys ones?
>>570008984>>chance of prudent positioning spark: 20%Should have used KP for center stage which increases the odds of getting prudent positioning>Doesn't count frontrunner pinkngmi
>>569998683rimuru tempest
>>570009079Yes in terms of ceiling, but Trackblazer needs very specific cards with race bonus to actually be able to benefit enough from the constant racing and you dont really have any of those.What umas are you training and whats your goal?
>>570009132I'm borrowing Falco, so I get it there too. So make that 50% iirc, my bad. >not counting front runner sparkno, I'm not. I don't want any fucking style spark, I'm never mutating my umas to fronts, since I'm mostly a frontfag. If I manage to make a 3* front I'll probably keep it, but I'm not hunting for one.
>>570009079You can use Daiwa wit + Marvelous wit + Fukukitaru wit + Hishi Amazon power + Mayano stamina + in the Unity CupIf you use late surgers you should use the Eishin Flash card too, borrow Riko or Kitasan Black and also use King Halo speed and Sweep Tosho speed If you have gold crystals, use them on Sweep Tosho, you need that card for the next scenarioPlaying Trackblazer sounds like pain with your deck
>>570005062Unfortunately not, like fucking a girl while watching her concer on tv, too advanced for a tag yet
>revisiting unity to spark looping>finished run in 20+ minutesI missed this
>>570009862playing unity/ura for the fuji event legit made me realize how much I dislike MANT
>>570007015god i love seeing hags wearing preschool uniforms
>>570009993brainlet
This is a cat
>fast learner run>no megaphones at all for classic summer>not even a 40% one during the whole run
>>570010336and a boy!
just lost the kikka sho with xoguri gourmand 777 operation cacao and 2 clocks, sometimes this game is just funny
>>570009432>>570009525Thanks a lot. I run whichever uma has the lowest affinity and right now that’s hauser. I'm trying to get my first A+ rank. I'll report back if I pull it off
>>570009079>>570006467>SR Pwr Hishi 10%>SR Wit Marvelous Sunday 10%>SSR Speed Air Shakur 5% at lv45>SR Wit Tachyon 8%>SR Pwr Helios 8%2 wit 2 power 2 speed(?)That's already 41% race bonus, 51% if you borrow NTR or some other 10% rb spd card. I think you should be able to make an end closer.
>>570010585Catboy?
>>570010724bwogwoyour speed cardsyou need at least 2 those were cards usable but you need speed cardsbrooo
>>570010610how much stamina anon...
>>570010724>/uma/ in charge of recommending the most dogshit deck everrun 2 speed cards bro. from what you have it's probably eishin+shakur
>>570010894I lost the tenno sho too wtf... is 300/400 stamina not enough with 1 gold????? And random whites?
>>570009009Yeah I want to believe I'm not being too optimistic, for the sake of maths I counted 200 pulls in all umas but then I put 400 pulls in each card banner I want which I heard its a 55% of MLB, hopefully I can rainbow crystal + anni ticket my way out of bad luck considering we get like 3 a year iircthanks for the dorejo info, I though it was only viable at mlb, stil I doubt I can afford it lol
>>570010724sickeningly based deck. i kneel.
>>570000050YOU CAN DO IT BWOSand I hope you do, because I want to shitpost about your club as soon as you're stable enough
>>570010724please tell me you're trolling please tell me you're jokingMambo doesn't have speed growth, you will end the career with 4-500 speed and that's being generous. You need 2 or 3 speed cards. Oh my god.
>>570000050/uma/ club has the doors open to you if you manage to fill the club and get it working for at least a month, good luck and keep posting progress
>>570011524stop killing our clubs
Gyrumas are so sexy, even when they're slop...
>>570011696She looks like a prostitute...
Fishe.
Hello friends!!
>>570011524>being a danchou is merely an internship for the big dog corp
>>570011524fuck off
>>570011794>>>570011828hi
>>570011828wahts up bro
cm15is it good enough stam for a late
>>570011828
>>570012094looks good, power is lacking thoughbeit
Thank you, WitGods.
does red shift actually work in the next cm?
Soon
how can I sabotage or fight against the upcoming oguri domination? I want to run and win with my favs, not to win with a souless meta pick
we own this placesettle down guppies
>>570012271It's delayed. It "works" in that you get some out of it but it's a tertiary skill at best.
does hog only want barcarole inherit next CM? I might double up ace runs with parent runs for my smaru
>>570012390who is we
umasumi
>>570012390>guppieswe have fish here?
>>570012438You want to grab angling as well
>>570012372B league, sadly. Not even targeted debuffs can beat a hog once they are enabled.
>>570012390Fuck off Umama jesus christ you are so annoying
>>570012372if you want your faves to win you gotta whale
im tempted...
>>570012602I will just have to build a faster uma anon, go my Rice, beat that hog
>>570012746this takes so much of your spurt no joke
>>570012746Stam is a meme. Just tell her to finish the race before getting tired.
>>570012746It’s really strong, but do NOT underestimate that stamina drain, it is genuinely huge
>>570012768This makes me question, does Rice ever become viable?I know a lot of umas are far from optimal, but you can use them properly, but Rice both base and alt feel extremely cucked by skill or growth, and the third alt does not seem any better... am I missing something here?
>>570012768don't tell Rice to beat her hog she does NOT have one
Umama... come back it's a pride month special.
Taishin eroi~
>>570012629how do you know it's him even?
>>570013156Bro who else from /uma/ club would say that.
Weeeei
>>570013146Many are saying this!
>>570012560mehguess I'll put in a vb inherit in case she becomes a viable parent then. Thanks
>>570013396This is literally just Mumei
>>570013146She's completely flat. She's got a hard body. Not erotic.
>>570012372there is one strategy that works but it's difficult. oguri only works if she's far enough up at the right time. so you could run fronts, or gamble on stronger pacers to keep her out of position. to defeat the hog you must shove her snout in the mud.
Stego cute.
>>570013462who?
>>570013146oh right, it's the end of the birthday season
>>570013494Seiun is the best Hog killer because she can get TTL and escape artist easily
Some guy in my practice rooms brought this dead mambo on his team. His ace was an SS end closer Inari One that completely smoked the rest of the room by 4 lengths, which included another team's UG2 pacer Hoguri and UG2 late surger tachyon. Am I missing something here? Is this some advanced forbidden strategy?
>>570013730No, he was just testing his Inari and wanted to fill out a slotInari is strong if she hits her duel, pretty much it
>>570013462wrong
>>570009519>I'm borrowing Falco, so I get it there too. So make that 50% iirc, my bad.it's a stat check so you're gambling on getting the gold.>no, I'm not. I don't want any fucking style spark, I'm never mutating my umas to frontsFront S is decent.>>570013462>saying that about Falco
>>570013462No thats literally my wife
sex
>>570013879This is fucking shit as hell, do these people not actually play Uma Musume or what?
>>570013879Ceci is not even close to Ikuno
RELEASE THE CYCLOPS FILES
my clubdacchis don't know that I teiopost /here/
>>570000050The fastest growing club on 4channel
>>570014390Gold City tongue in my mouth
>>570013867damn i was hoping there was some insane tech like the mcqueen/dead urara strat
>>570014390City clicking her tongue the moment she sees Tazuna approaching us
>>570014262>>570014343they probably just wanted to really force justice = canopus
why do people say that two fronts "help" each other? dueling?
im proud of my dacchis, we're on the up and up
>>570014783Fronts are constantly battling for the first position, which means they are constantly wit checking each other to overtake or keep said lead. Without another front to fight the one in first never speeds up to try and keep their lead, which means they never build proper distance from the pack.
>>570014783duelling is one thing, but it's simply to eliminate a solo front situation, because a solo front is pretty much guaranteed dead spot1st front try to gain distance from 2nd front and 2nd front try to overtake 1st front, creating a lead where they can actually win because they're slower than the backline positions. This doesn't happen in solo front
>>570010868>>570011039>>570011236>>570011441>>570010819Woah, I didnt think so many anons would reply. I misunderstood what was being recommended so I have an e+ mambo now, lol. Anyway, its Fukitarus turn! Is picrel the correct deck? for unity or trackblazer?
>>570014783https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.tn8irhl5bjhv
>>570014783it literally all comes down to the last moment to proc off anglingif you have another front you have better chances to get first because 2 of your fronts will constantly battle to get 1st
>>570015141Unity
>>570014938Autis/uma/gwo...we've been A for 3 months straight...
>>570015141Unity sounds good
>>570015458but we were in the 580s at reset, and 610s the day before. we're quickly makin our way up to a+ again :)
>>570015141based fukugod. as a word of advice, her unique is very very unreliable, especially as late.
>>570014390Gold City licking your face everytime another uma passes by
>>570015017>>570015042>>570015225nyaruhodo...
>>570014938autisbwo... I'm running out of life... one more run for today... that's all I can give
>>570015141>>570010819 here>Kitasan Black: 5% race bonusIf you were to try trackblazer you would ideally borrow a 10% or 15% race bonus card like SSR Matikanefukukitaru or Narita Top Road. 50% race bonus total is good enough for Trackblazer. But you'll have an easier time running unity.>UnityI'd switch Air Shakur for Eishin Flash, she has late surger hints. Matikanefukukitaru (Late A End F) won't benefit as much from SSR Air Shakur since she's more tuned for end closers.Race bonus doesn't matter as much outside of Trackblazer.
why is it that every time i do fan runs in ura, this is what first inspo always looks like
>>570014938My 1-2 bakushin runs a day are CARRYING autis/uma/.
>>570015975Hot
post something cute
>>570014440samenot as in teiobroposting to be clear...because some of those are actually vileteio love
>>570016430
>>570013730ei, ei, mun!
>>570016491Correction needed
>>570015141>>570016180Oh and since you're running Unity, Mayano Top Gun and Manhattan Cafe can also be used if you lack stamina. You may even consider 3 spd cards.Deckbuilding outside trackblazer is easier because you don't have to go out of your way to increase your race bonus.
>>570016774*does this to you*
>>570016943NEED TEIO NAIZURI IN THIS MICRO BIKINI.
>>570016943
Your cm14 face?
>>570016943i wonder if tokai teao has a flat chest too
>>570013930Falco is still better unless Kawakami guarantees groundwork. Guaranteed groundwork + PP and often CS > guarantee CT
>>570017258
>>570017317literally me
>>570017006as if your little pecker could achieve anything~
Life's been good once you stop caring after making A finals
>>570017580Holy fucking brat
>>569999910I appreciate you digitan love man
GYAAAAMATTA MATTA
>>570017258>>570017630The reward is getting to A finals, anything else is a luxury for us f2p/dolphins who only buy the monthly pack
wtf is teiobroposting. what do these words mean. is it just the ERP attempts made here or what
>>570017580stupid brat needs good dicking
>>570017926HELLO TOURIST
>>570017926>she doesnt knowits deep /uma/ lore sis. maybe its best you stop asking questions...
>>570017926too newteioposting isn't even that old
I bounce like this
>>570017926It means making high quality posts featuring this cutie. Don't think too hard about it, bwo
new rule: you can only post umas that appear on global versionyou have umajp to talk about unreleased umas
>>570017659>>570017946all talk and no game I see
>>570018150nyo
>>570018092>young enough to be cunny but breedable like a jk, clingy and will totally become for (You) after taking care of herIf her personality wasn't ass she'd be perfect
>>570017972>>570018023>>570018050I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys. I'm so fucking sorry. imsofuckingsorry
>>570018150Append: Party Dash characters are ok
>>570018150Tell the official Uma twitter to stop being off topic too thenhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1975018519332090011https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2059809379684327929/photo/1https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2049613468089893252/photo/1
>>570018279She's taking diabolical backshots in that image or what
>>570018279tits too small
>>570018187I think you know I would....
>>569998648>releases the long uma one week AFTER Arima CM>twiceWhy is Cygames like this?
>>570018362wtf uma global staff is full of jpniggers
>>570018458...maybe......
flat and small uma pussy
>>570018729I have this
>>570017727It's sad because Ronaldo will never win the World Cup, sometimes being the eternal second is even worse than being a shitter
Teio is a child who thinks babies come from storks, stop sexualizing her.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>570018582probably more than maybe
>>570018150No...
>>570017580grrr... you need correction
Dogai Deio
finallyhorse 2
>>570016491>spoiler tfw I wasn't even trying hard when I contributed to those. Was just my honest experiences and because I like Teio
if you post teio you're a teiobroI don't make the rules
do you think it says anything about these threads when the ERP only really goes off whenever it's about the loli characters.
>>570018828You saved the anime girl.
Why is the umamusume community d1 level cringe? it's lowkey worse than prime mha
>>570019476Make her bounce
>>570019476no way it's worse than prime mha
Fuji will be a fucking bitch and the last 3 rewards she will give me will be the carats I'm missing to finish picking the stuff I want
Any tl;dr about the nintento direct
>>570019508>>570018059
>>570019508
oranges
>>570019820Kingdom Darts
>>570019952NO ONE bounces like this
>>570019820oondertool, oot remake
>>570020171
>>570018802Well... he can still luckshit his way to the top this year... is the rest of the squad any good? I hate the Portugays for a very obvious reason but their league is kind of okay
>>570008984>buhis running magic parents that have everythingthey don't have everything though and a lot of mixed pinks
>>570020356There are other good players but the squad overall isnt good enough to be a serious contender
>>570020303now tell us WHO bounces like this
5 cute facts about my cute wife Tama-chan:-She is an uma!-She is a musume!-I love her!!-Tama-chan!!!
>>570020124
I like bounchy Fuku the best
Post your Champions Meet team
>>570018972why even crop it, it's sfw
>>570020969janny might be sensitive gwo....
Post bouncy Maya
>>570020969fuck I really need to be fondled like this
>>570020614Curren
>>570020670i bounce like this
>>570020812Here's your ace bro
>>570021163Whore
>>570020812fuji, taishin and fine mo wifeyeah i know, im full of soul heh
>>570021286slut*
Stop posting Teio. You're making me want to jerk off.
>get fast learner and charming>get medium S + max groundwork + max angling from inspirations>get 0 rainbow training in both summers and the 3 training days in URA finale
>>570021402sauce?
>>570020670I need to bounce inside this
>>570020969WAY too lewd, bro..
>>570021402What's the difference
>>570018059faster
>>570021545a whore does it for moneya slut does it for the love of the game
Admit it, Teio was the gateway uma for you. But somewhere along the way, you were misled and oshi'd someone else. But Teio will forgive you. Teio will take you back. All you have to do is admit that you still love Teio.
>>570021587hey
>>570021454Same
>>570021473Maya will win tonight
>>570021639it was Maya and Rice though
>>570021639I liked Makween better
>>570021620
>>570021645Based
Whats the meta borrow for fronts for the next cm if fcm doesnt work. Pasa for killer tunes?
>>570021643dumb chinese whore get away from me
just got back from workwhy is /uma/ being lewd this time
When global launched I abandoned an account that rolled Teio 3* to reroll for TM Opera O.
>>570021639She's cute and sexy but I only train fronts and lates
>>570021943Poor little soul...
>>570021448
>>570020621tama-tores can only count to 4
>>570022196Chiyo would say this
>>570022196Chiyo wouldn't say this
>>570020812>>569983110
>>570022090>Posting a screenshot of an extensionyou can't just start modifying things and explain where stuff is to other people based on your modifications
>>569999120I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>570022259Ass Genesis...Chrono Wonder...
only did 1.5 runs yesterdaynow I only have to do 0.5 runs todaysorry danchud not sorry
>>569999967Still whispering in my ears ASMR
>>570022196>>570022326if you don't have the same setup you're a tourist who doesn't belong here
>>570022353>Ass Genesis
>>570020812
>>570022562I've been here since before there were any extensions and have never felt and most likely will never feel the need to install onewhat next are you gonna talk about how we need to be using the 4chan app or something
>>569999260You WILL give me the sex Ardanposter
>>570022745>Group B
Chrono is filthy
>>570022996>what's this slug doing in my bed
>>570022921Sir this is reddit. You are not allowed to post about the game and have to follow rules
>>570022332That pregnancy test probably isn't even real but I would simply pretend it is until it is
>>570023098V mad
>>570022670Cumming on Chrono's ass
>>570022745Oshibro...
>>570023093marking you
Is there any way to disable this warningAs far as I can tell the answer is noit was helpful, like, the first week at most
>>570022996Cute Journey
man I'm sick of running mlb creek, I'm gonna go 2 power instead
>>570021643hey
>>570022962Yes>>570023214yeahI'm sure there's more talented Oshiplayer who can get Group A all the time but it ain't meI am simply doing my best with who I love
>>570023486I mean, who's your oshi tho. All three of those characters could have gotten into A finals if you had dedicated a team around them.
I mistook practice perfect for fast learner.
>>570021429>and STILL almost caps speed with 1k power and 1k wit>still makes an ace that would reach A finalsyeah go cry me a river
GuysHear me outTWO Runaways and 1 front runner
>>570023592
>>570023663>dedicated a team around them.I would have to violate rule 3 to tell you what I think about people who build a team with runners who are meant to lose.
>>570021859Pasa unless you're in Borrow Finemo hell
>>570023820I did that
>>570023663I just pick 3 Umas I like, build them, and put them in the CMI don't really do comps like triple speed eaters or double dom or anything like that
>>570023820I would
>>570023894nigger nigger nigger nigger kikenow tell me
>>570021859yeppersmany should have pasa at mlb so then helios
>>570022196no, fuck you. Think for yourself, if only for the briefest seconds, you disgusting, retarded faggot. In most cases you can find sauce yourself in under a minute, but no, why do that when you can just be lazy?fuck you, fuck off
>>570024125>many should have pasa at mlb
>>570023814when im fighting against capped spd/pow/wit+med S units, shes basically glue
>>570024209Poor kitasan rerollers...
>>570024125>many should have pasa at mlbSQUEEEEE>>570024205imagine being so assblasted you actually take the time to report someone for racism wowie
>>570024125Why would I have MLB Pasa, I rolled on Kita during her first banner.And got shafted with a single kita rolls in 400 pulls and MLB Dia
>>570024209glad you agree
>>570024125Umama's whale lard wrote this
>>570024209>You now remember all the turbo retards seething over getting elcondor/kawakami when they have 10 RB
>>570024323the only thing I'd ever bother reporting is ugly r34 because I hate ugliness. If I wanted to look at something ugly I'd look in the mirror. Anons using naughty words is nothing to me.
I only have LB2 Pasa
>umama erp hours AGAINjesus fucking christ when will it end
>>570024519In 2 sparks of the Kita/Pasa banner, I got 7 copies of Pasa.I got 1 copy of Kita, asides from the sparks.
>>570024562fat retard
PSA if you already have 3 premium ssr do NOT mlb agnes, just do your free 100 and spark to get as many light hello as possible
>>570022196>[Deleted]Good, you are not above the rules
>>570023762>trainer never kissed but trainee expects tongue
>>570024748>marked
I'm going to beat the shit out of Chiyono
>>570024806why?
I spent about 650 rolls on ksb total and didn't get either satono or pasa past 2lb
>>570024871Would Dia really go in expecting tongue??
>>570024907while it's a good card it's not a massive upgrade if you already have 3 mlb'dthis is assuming you're not a pace main but someone who plays every style like every stacy should
>>570025018she's insatiable, so yes, probably
>>570025040dober wouldn't gaslight me right
>>570025040>Umama adviceNo thanks
>>570025040is that what the dobernotes say?
>>570025040Ok but my 3lb are kita fm and a stam card, I need another speed ssr
>>570024806>don't MLB Tachyon if you have mlb kita/creek/finemois this the new gaslight?
>>570025334Do NOT get the best speed SSr in Gl that, unlike NTR and Fuku, actually stays usable after her scenario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saETaZ3vPmk
>>570025334SPEED SSR YOU DONKEY. OBVIOUSLY
I haven't cleaned my toilet in months and now it's talking to me.Which uma is for me?
>>570025127I disagree pretty strongly with that anon, here's a counter argumenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1cgFh7RS0
>>570025448/uma/ could never
>>570025448>jongers did it before /uma//uma/ is literally soulless
>>570025112I need to cum on Dia's tummy and boobs..
>>570024810The only time a ban for racism sticks is if it's against Jews or SEA.
>>570025383Ace Cutesuragi
If you're playing lates, don't pull until Pasa you're not winning either way
>>570025623I'd cum inside her if I could but you do you I guess
>>570025442>NTR and Fukunobody rolled for these
>>570025635I've been hit with a 3 day a few times for saying neigha with a hard r
>>570025702my gf (boy) looks like that
>>570025806neighar?
>>570025832
>>570025702cumming on Grass Wonder's big ass
>>570025735Inspect your cm opponents' umas for a fun surprise!
Why the fuck did I learn about dragons dogma 2 from a Nintendo direct show.
>>570025832>my uma barges to my dormwhat are the guards doing?
>>570025942It was a flop.
>>570025942it sucks, and I have no idea how is that even gonna run on a switch if that game chokes and dies on decked out PC's
>>570025702why are you changing your typing style if you're still going to avatarfag with the same umas
>>570025942I'm more confused about why did they named the DD2 DLC the same as DD1 DLC
You don't want an uma gf
>>570025635I get hit for nwords but caught a 30day once for saying jeet
>>570025980if they stop them then the academy ends up with less umas, not only because they're not going to sign up for an area that isn't a hunting ground but also because trainers aren't going to make more of them.
>>570026085I do but not that one
>>570025819
>>570026085>>570025832>>570025912Kissing Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day.
>>570025915I drew Grass' big ass and no one cared.
3 whistles0 speed rainbows
>>570025702What if I want to run lates in Arima Kinen? You are supposed to use Kitasan+Tachyon and borrow Kris S but it's not possible if you don't have your own Tachyon
>>570023267nothere is no way of making the game just do the race and go to the next turn instead of making you watch several loading screens and animations either
>>570026270Post it
Stop the Chrono propaganda
>>570025635Why are you ban evading
>>570026124gf
>>570026085I do and I'm ready to deal with the consequences.I dont care how clingy she isI dont care how jealous she getsI dont care how horny she isI will satisfy her every need and dedicate my life to her
>>570021639I STILL LOVE YOU, TEIO
You know. This Chiyoposter actually exactly posts and talk like that one time the NTRposter was banned for racism and /pol/ discussion.1:1 wording and takes
>P4R>New FE>FF Brave Exvius portDanchou I think I'm going to have to move to a comfy B club...
>>570026690>NTRposternice try esl boy
the star fox team must have new writers because this is like the first time they actually treat them like mercenaries and not just unofficial army soldiers. did you ever hear about how the metroid prime team wanted to add a bounty system to metroid prime games and the japanese metroid devs stopped them and explained that samus isn't actually a bounty hunter?
>>570023663>>570026690Yeah I could tell from this post honestly that it's him
Racism is cringe
>>570026803Uma Musume Pretty Derby?
>>570026845this but unironicallyhate bigots
>>570026690>Everything reminds me of her
>>5700250181-2 combo, cute vanilla kiss followed by a horny kiss.
>>570026867indeed
>>570026845no bro you're on 4chan you gotta be le RACIST AND LE BASED like in my sekrit club
>>570026845No... it is BASED!
took 6 fiber pillshope tomorrow goes more smoothlyuma musumepretty derby
>>570026690V wrote this>>570026812and this Vcringe samefag
>>570027059shut the fuck up woman
>>570026690Yeah they're both pretty vocal about topics like this, and you'll never see them argue or post about the same topic together. It's always one missing and other present
>>570025735only every fucking supokafag on /uma/ ever rolled hersince NTR dropped, she's been in the decks of 95%+ of all umas posted here.
>>570026845I rarely agree with a Curren post....
>>570026902shut up chud
>>570027138Now you're just not hiding it anymore. 90s after the last Chiyopost too
>>570027134Rudolf post disguised as a Teio post disguised as a Yeppers post
>>570027243she's the best speed card for MANTMLBing a couple cards a scenario is barely even dolphin
>>570027315https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/HGOL8KjacAATX6P.jpg/Nice try V
>>570027243just wrong
>>570027202I've been longer on this godawful website than you I am sure of it.....
>>570026902I saw you get banned for racism a couple weeks ago dumb ass
>>570025461>if you're a buhi don't roll on TachyonIT STILL DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU DUMB COLD BITCH
>>570026902True. Thank you unnamed ayabe poster.
>>570026690He ban evaded after the racism ban too. And I know for a fact you just don't get a slight timeout after a ban for racism.Good catch honestly
>Racing franchise>Not being racistFUCKING SECONDARIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD MY BOARD MY WEBSITE MY WORLD
>>570027243yeah bwo topro is such a good card this time aroundyou should use her for cm15
>>570027396
is there a list of uma I'm not allowed to use reaction images from or else I'll derail the thread
>>570026085that is correct, I want an umawifeaway with this "girlfriend" weaksauce shit, give me pic related
>>570027579I support you bro. Catch that fraud.
>>570027579Please make sure to link your sources from the archive to compile evidence
Rice Cake
Shut the fuck up you queers
>>570026845*robs you*
>>570027468>gwo is a lucklet
>>570026690He has all these personas and none of them are likable. It's kind of impressive.
>umama's virtue signalling hour
>>570027648All of them
We love Chiyobro here. Nice try V.
>>570027921V wrote this, stop referring to yourself in third person
If you're a front main, you should prioritize the Suzuka speed rerun over Tachyon
JUST POST FAT MARE MILKERS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THIS MADNESS
>>570027694dude ok I like guys at times. fuck did I do to you.
>>570026690Seems like he's outed by this post and started
>>570027981Are you sure? V always seemed hurt that Chiyofag was more accepted than he was.
>we
who cares about the world cupfucking normalfags
>wei
>>570028195wahey
>>570028105>somali referee
JUST POST THE ALMOND CYCLOPS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THIS MADNESS
Godammit, I'm going to have to buy this hat, it has his cute face marking and everything. I need to stop checking netkeiba.
Important
>>570026690I would've thought it's just the normal /pol/ but you made me remember the time janny nuked his ass for /pol/ discussions. It's really all the same takes and all same avatarfagging
>>570028105Soccer sucks and fuck Somilia
>>570028004>SR sweepy training>no hint levels>20 hint frequency>shitty goldyeah no
>>570028281I second this
>>570028332Simply get the jannies to delete the posts again and see if you are correct
>>570026085I want an uma mommygf
>>570028332He's just trying different shit and tests the waters what gets him banned and what not
>>570028226Super Creek LOVE
You guys know the best website to find a RIP of winning Live 28? Am I just going to have to go to youtube and get the music from youtube videos?
>>570028269>>570028378You don't realize the world cup will be a disaster and it will be super bad PR for your country
It's just anons letting out their pent up energy before CM finals, chill out
>>570028195forgot to cut the audio on this one so. https://files.catbox.moe/s2zctr.mp4
>>5700276481. Rice Shower
>>570028418
>>570028159I think this certain Chiyoposter and the Chiyofag are 2 different fags
>>570028690I regret making these so much
cum boucket d'or
>>570028795There are at least 4 different Chiyoposters
How many Umamas are there?
>>570028876nta but all of them mostly revolved around gay faggotry, ERP with other posters, and never /pol/. This one's takes are basically just the NTRfag's takes
>>570029142>never /pol/how new?
I'm Umama
What was her fucking problem?
>>570028530OPEN WIDEhttps://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=Winning+Live
>>570029142>he doesn't know about the liberal chiyofag
>>570029362erm explain this>>570026902
>>570029216That wouldn't have happened, if she had a trainer for herself
>>570028807don't shay that....
>>570028604Brazil, Russia and Qatar managed to deliver World Cups with little problems..... do you think the STRONGEST NATION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD [HAWKS SCREECHING] will fail!? Have some trust!
What’s wrong with being liberal?
>>570029516this is the first ryan picture I have ever saved
>>570028807Don't shay that...
>>570029637>/uma/witcheckV or Chiyofag
>>570016832>>570016180>>570015804>>570015501>>570015316Thanks anons. I didnt manage to hit A tier but it is still my only sucessful showtime 5 career. I think if I had been playing standard mode it would have been one of my best runs ever. How do you all know which cards are good?
this is the best first shop ive ever had
...
>>570030107Cucumber
>>570030107...
>>570026376>>570006085
>>570029903After playing the game for a year you just kinda know...
>>570028530O shitThanks fampai, I was looking for the name on english, didnt knew they had the whole repertoire on Nyaa with the japanese names.Lova ya brother
You guys are fucking retarded.
I'm gonna bring creek on my xoguri because I'm too lazy to farm corner recov parents
>>570030285Who's milk?
>>569971053>>569971451death to retarded zoomer/millenials
>>570029315>>570030471Sorry, 4chan X broke so I had to manually quote everything, thanks for the help anon
>>570030652I am balder than that.
Sei-chan after seeing that I have Tinder installed on my phone
>>570006085>>570030413Damn, that is a glorious booty.Very nice work.
>>570029637It's like a fish hating water.Similar to the libertarians with the dont tread on me flag that don't like Israel.bro, your entire ideology is being cattle for them
>>570031121>>570031121Potential Bread
just imagine in the alternate uma musume universe it's jockeys that reincarnated as horses (4-legged) to be ridden
>>570029903One of the basic is to know if your uma has speed growth or not, if for example Fuku who doesn't have speed growth, it is almost compulsory to bring 3 speed cards or you will have a hard time maxing speed. If she has speed growth you can get some leeway to bring only 1-2 speed cards
can we get an actual bread?
What are you currently grinding? I'm trying to get an NY Opera parent for fronts next CM
>>570031131my ideology is not voting for the incredibly evil people on the right desu
>>570031268I can bake one but it'll be Topro. Deal?
>>570027819you don't have to be a buhi to have MLB NTR, I'll grant you, but the doberanon didnt mean her and Fuku when he said 3 speed SSRs, he meant 3 speed SSRs that would work well in GL, ie high specialty priority, ie two of pic related. And if you have two of these cards plus Kitasan MLB'd.........yeah you're a buhi.
anyone else?
>>570031279Trying to loop THH + PTO + umastan onto a grandparent
>>570031449use this one, it's cute
>>570031268>>570031537That potential uma existed since last year you fucking shitstirring newfag
>>570031529>my third mlb is kawakami princessinb4 bricked
>>570031606Alright. Bet. Wait 90s.
>>570031627and that is why we should have some random SEA being on the OP image?
>>570031142>eceleb garbagejesus christ eu hours are the worst
>>570031449>>570031606I'm true to my words>>570031958>>570031958>>570031958>>570031958
omg you dramaqueens will counterbake for every little thing
I'll bake but it'll be a CB OP, anons are fine with that?
I fucking hate it here so much
>>570032106I'd rather take it up the ass than have some random faggot on the OP image
I'm going to sleep
>>570032137yeah go ahead why not at this point just add it to the pile>>570032203sounds like an argument to use the original thread to me is that what you meant
>>570032106Funniest thing is both threads not even by V since V would have baked the instant we hit page 2
>>570029903Congrats anon>How do you all know which cards are good?I don't for the most part>https://uma.guide/support-cards/compare>https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports (usually ordering/filtering by race bonus) or https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills filtering by skill and checking which cards give said hints>whatever CM guides are recommending must be decent>whatever whales are using during CM must be goodYou're usually fishing for certain skills or using stat sticks where things like training effectiveness and special priority help. After some time you'll get a fell>need wit? Tachyon>long track? Cafe>need gold recovery? CreekCheck chronogenesis.net if you haven't already. 9* blue 9* pink parents can make a huge difference specially when you're starting out. Once you find a great parent, like a 9* stam or power, you can start breeding until you get decent parents with those blue sparks. For example, Mejiro Ryan is a great parent for late surgers along with Mejiro Dober because of their positional accel ults.
I can bake but it'll be Oguri
>>570032290Are you retarded? There is some random fag in the image of the first bake. If he wasn't there, it would be fine
I forgot what training a late surger in mant was like
>>570032523yeah and there's a little fag whining in this thread but we just have to deal with it
alright, baking, if janny doesn't b& it'll be up in 2mins
>>570033163get in here >>570033181>>570033181
gee /uma/FOUR threads
>>570033396will do, deleting my CB thread
Can I bake one too
>>570033573you're a phoneposter, so no
>>570033524Dumbass bake your CB one. I don't like the Oguri bake
>>570033524no I think we have room for one more>>570033573maybe even two
I think I'll just stay in this thread and let this be my last /uma thread ever
Please someone bake an actual thread >>570033524 Bake it
>>570033824shut up
>>570033885No we need a fifth thread he's right
fuck it im baking CB thread
>>570034002Fucking hero
MOVE>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515>>570034515
>>570031357(the incredibly evil people on the right are employees of the bosses of the incredible evil people on the left too)
>CB thread nukedNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(I knew it would be)
>>570007464More like riled up Welp...
for any late nonnys this is the real thread, incase you're confused>>570033181>>570033181>>570033181or looking in the archive, in which case hello
Behold: abysmal dogshit
>>570037596Looks like the average uma I make in MANT..
>>570037687It's actually not horrendous, but the bad shop rng and low wit roll make it unusable as an ace for the Hanshin 2200cm (which will all be Hog anyway, so it's not like Dia has any real chance at winning). Add a low amount of races and getting agemasen'd by Ikuno Dicktus and she becomes shit. Eventually I will make it work through sheer grind and perseverance but I truly wonder why the fuck gacha SSRs still are agemasen cards.
>>570037957>I truly wonder why the fuck gacha SSRs still are agemasen cards.Cygames being pants-on-head retarded.Eventually they stop doing that shit period and all you have to worry about is the chain finishing, but I don't know when exactly it happens
>>570038236Yeah looking forward to it haha.... I wouldnt even be borrowing Ikuno Dictus if it werent for the hog menace but for a late to work I'm going to need all the help I can get, even if that means cock and ball torturing myself for a 0.45 mid race speed skill.But then again not like I'm doing anything else with my TP.
how do i find good cards for a given style/distance?
>>570044110you can filter cards on gametora by their gold skill. Then you obviously have to do the heavy lifting of actually looking at the cards and skills themselves to know whether or not they're good
>>570044594>hen you obviously have to do the heavy lifting of actually looking at the cardsmaaaaan
>>570045428The game is a huge knowledge check, it's true.... what style/distance were you thinking of?
>>570045579just generally, really. most of the time the answers for good cards for a given setup show the actual good ones, which means there's little to no overlap with the poverty cards i actually haveprobably the answer is just use value generics anyway
>>570046438Yeah right now we still havent really reached the era of the game where you need to roll for style specific cards. There are some good borrows like Pasa power and Taiki speed for mediums and miles for fronts and pace. Right now all you really need to know is that Smaru speed is a front runner card and CB wit is for end closers. I'd argue those are the only two style specific ones worth rolling for.Grand Live we will still be using generic value cards as you said. Kitasan, Tachyon (she stops being generalist and becomes a pace card later), Fine Motion and Light Hello will be the core of most Grand Live decks, and all of those cards are just there because they*re just generically good.
