Previous: >>569978150 >NewsVersion 3.0 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/FAuF7Q4IyHEVersion 3.0 New Region Gameplay Demohttps://youtu.be/_nJW1twvikwAgent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786 >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HEROZZZ30BANGBOOBEYONDTHECLOUDSROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I LOVE MY WIFE SARAH!!!!
I love my wife Aria!!!
I love my bnuuy wife
>>570018694Telling Sunna she should just drop out
1 worm per year
>>570018694never give up- caesar king
We could do with more earthquakes in the Phillipines.
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
first for ratita
Why do my Ablooms sometimes do giga damage and chunk a boss for 2/3 of it's health sometimes, but then do fuck all at others?
>>570018749Posted before the post was linked award
See?>>569980678 I was right about you retards.
We finna go Billy Mode.
>>570019175Watched me stroke steamy cream in your mom's pussy award.
>>570018968What will her potential be?
>>570019220>"it's okay when schizos (literally you btw) make threads 30 posts early but 6 away from bump limit is UNACCEPTABLE"you need to be hardware banned
>>570019424not giving up
>>570019056The king is back
Whatever happened to this modern day Dostoevsky?
>>570019424>buffs everybody in the party instead of just the active character>also provides a sheer force buff instead of atk to rupture agents
I am fingering Sunnabot RIGHT NOW
>>570019562What's it like being the Overlord's Queen (male)?
>>570019118I think it depends on the anomaly attribute that was inflicted before causing abloom, also by stun modifiers and whatever other bonuses you may have.
Consider the following.
>>570018694Finally a good OP
>>570019450>That wasn't even the point of the cmtWew lad. You retards enable people doing threads 10-20 posts before bump is what i meant. So stop bitching about it and deal with it you fucking toilet of a general.
>>570019365This is why I perform dark magic against you
>>570019759gimme some of that hot cockolate
This is the team that will carry you through Season 3. Say something nice about them.
Can we use proxy skins with Pyrois?
fvaaaarrrk norma's hat just tanked that head on
>>570019948Replace Fufu with Sunna
>>570019814NTA but you continuously posting off-topic images and talking about off-topic games isn't exactly contributing to a better environment.
>>570019998Why does Norma have to be second banner bros?
>>570019704I can't really tell, but sometimes when Nangong triggers Abloom, it also triggers massive damage. Promeia's Abloom gives a standard 650% (or something like it) for Abloom, but Nangong has the range of damage where Ether gives the most, but Ice is shitty.
>>570020036Fufu can take the bangboo slot
>>570019980Yes, you can choose any outfit and now all the outfits will have accessories available too.
Why can't this be like gta, I just want to use Belle to punch thirens on the street for no reason
WUWON
>>570020036Nyo. It's exactly like it should and WILL be.
They made a mistake making Belle so cute I find it hard to be really enamored by other female agents
>>570020172*ahem*
I will run Pyrois with Nicole
>>570020220Foof....you're old and busted...I'm sorry...but you need to leave
Sunna threadSunna game
>>570020320no agent can ever compete against this
Admit it!You actually really LIKE the Angels of Delusion!
>>570020172the cuck award
>>570018849Her feet are the best part
>>570020450KWAB
>>570020085Gong just deals extra damage during stuns based on abloom or anomaly/disorder damage amount, with a cap of 4 instances providing the biggest nuke. That and some fake disorders she creates by either Aria buttslamming after a stun, or Nangong using her lvl 1 charge attack (automatic after swapping to her after a stun) or ex special (free 1 time after she stunned, though obviously not forever free if you don't make use of it)So if you abloom or similar a stunned enemy, at some point it'll deal a big chunk of damage. That's the gong trigger. It's also why the first 2 ass claps of Aria deal more damage during a stun than anything past that.
Yoga Lady: Alright, time for our stretches. Take off your shoes and lets start.Me: Yidhari will be sitting this one out; her feet are super-duper stinky!Yidhari: (super flustered and blushing bright red) EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!! Th-Th-That is NOT true! Sh-Shut up!Me: (Smiling smugly) Oh yeah? Then why aren't you joining us?Yidhari: I-I-I-I-I-I-I d-d-don't have the time! I have things to do!Yoga Lady: (Giggle) Don't worry, Yidhari! Every girl here has smelly feet!Yidhari: I-I-I-I-I DON'T HAVE STINKY SMELLY GIRLFEETS! JEEZ!
>>570020435nyes
>>570020435I love them!And every day I just realize that I love them more and more.
>>570020435Was that supposed to be a secret?
>>570020402Wait they actually have nametags on their uniforms!?
>>570020435Yeah
>>570020450Ummm... Mihomo is scared of hetero relationships!!! It's okay that I become the cameraman to witness the wholesome relationship between them!!! I love watching!!!
>>570020610More
>>570020435I've been saying this since the day they were revealed, my friends (irl) labeled me as a fat lolicon (I'm not fat) and I'm proud of it.
>>570020435The Forecasters > AoDAdmit it!
>>570020172You're absolutely right brother!
>>570020343>that pulchraholy based
WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING LAST NAME
>>570020814KWAB
>>570020343>all of the 1.0 girls for wuwa have been completely forgotten with the exception of Shorekeeper>1.0 girls for zzz are still fondly remembered. What a pitiful state that game has become, and I even S6 Jinhsi because I thought she would be relevant in the story for years to come.
>>570020450>It's realLmao what are the CN/JP nigga saying?
>>570020435Das rite
>>570020154Amazing news
>>570020057This shit general that constantly hypes lolipedoshit while seething about characters that actually bring something of value to the game deserves everything it gets.Some just don't touch this place, others come here to shitpost. Regardless, toilet of a general.
>>570020852Right one: BiggerLeft one: Banshee
>>570021000JP are cucks so they love it
>>570021306Umm sweaty, my last name (left) is Dan.
>>570021217>lolipedoyou're the reason why this thread is so shitwill add your new buzzword to my filter
>>570021501Add as many as you want bro, won't change what i said. Notice how you have no retort?
>>570019998the hatboo is doing 90% of the work while norma is mostly posing and doing nothing btw
>>570021725>
>>570020435I want Aria to dance for me!
I fucking wish the idols didn't get so much advertising. Wuwa just keeps laughing at them for failing despite it. At least if they were neglected like most factions then it wouldn't be so embarrassing for us.
Is Norma really required for Pyrois?
>>570021725So you're a salesfag. Opinion discarded.
>>570021958nonicole is still fine too but no longer bis
>>570019814>>>/vmg/2051715>>>/vmg/2052253but enough about your home general: /vmg/
>>570021217>he thinks that poster is not talking about himNo wonder the Endfield thread is fucking garbage, it's because YOU post there too. Dear God, what a pathetic human being. I thought you only shit up /zzz/, but you shit up another thread too to shill your cuck game.
>>570021958Define required. She's very good for him but Pyrois seems to have quite a few team building options. Who do you have.
>>570022087>off-topic wuwashill is also a /vmg/shittercolor me surprised when he's also using all the /vmg/ language
>>570020852They have none, but when Carole dies in front of them they will probably take her name
>>570022087That guy is as bad as the BTA schizo from /hsrg/. What did we do to deserve him?>>570022234He also shit up the endfield thread. No life loser.
>>570018503>>570018643So I was training with her and so far the only optimization that I found was to not wait for the 3 stacks, and instead just consume the 1 you get from the basic combo to chain it into the next combo faster. Any other tip?
>Back to cope deflectingWon't change the fact lolishit is killing this game, numbers from multiple sources all tell the same story.
>>570022506>numbers from multiple sources
>>570020435>one member has no personality>the whole personality of another is whining >writers forgot about the last oneNo
Can't wait for the nbr reveal
>>570022265>"We are Carole Arna's living legacy"
h-hewo lord phaethons...
idolflops killed the game
>numbers from multiple sources
>>570022617Belle's modest D-cups getting pumped to G-cups in all fanart is something I can get behind.
>>570022636hewoo bibi
Less yapping and more tail touching.
>>570022636Rape and eat
>>570020530So I should be following up with Nangong's just hold combo slam after using Promeia to generate Abloom.
i will be using this sirs
>>570022923I can only assume that the CCP censorship program has no limitations on shoulders and pits because they will never miss an opportunity to expose them.
>>570022923the sexo design...
Flatty
>>570021725>>570022506Horsepedo is brown and illiterate, stop trying to reason with him. Doesn't matter if it's i.daa, sensortower, google, or 4chan.org, his tiny Filipinx brain physically cannot do it.
they gonna give us pyrois but were still gonna have to farm material for him huh
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>salesfags accusing other people of being brownwhat timeline did I fall into
>>570023194>namedropping himnow he'll screech until 5am in his timezone again
I do have to agree with the wuwajeet on one thing. Why do we seethe so much about this character that was tailor made for (you)? Why is that a bad thing?
>>570023529>wejust komanotranny,aka wuwajeet,aka salescuck
>>570022795The idea is simply: You stun with her lvl 3 charge attack that you get by holding attack after using an ex special + ultimate use as you get the required resources. You do not want your DPS to open the CA window like ever.On stun you let your DPS chain attack. You cancel the CA now. You swap back to Gong, who will automatically use her lvl 1 charge attack, this either opens a chain attack again (boss) or not, in which case it gives a QA backwards. At some point during the stun you can also once more swap back to her and use her ex for another fake disorder + QA for 0 energy cost.Sounds harder than it is, really.
>>570023529i love white shungus thougheverbeit
>>570023529I love her
>>570023285>bweh, my government mandated personal sex robot still needs electricity to run
>>570023408it's one guy pretending to be 5 different schizos for attention and le epic twolls
Why do Genshin's males sell but ours don't?Second half too.
>>570023863go back, faggot
>>570023293I physically twisted from cringe, congrats anon.
>we
>>570023723I'll have to put in some practice when I get energy back. Thanks for enlightening me. Game has more complexity than one would think even 10's of hours into it.
>>570023408>literate white man accuses illiterate shitskin of being brownwow i wonder why people are stigmatizing you for your fear of mathematics, hmm, such a mystery. surely has no bearing on the way we live in high-rises and you live in a mud hut.
>>570024009Yes. We, us.
>>570022767if you say so, no take backs
>>570022923Im sick of exposed shoulders and pits. Detached sleeves look so fucking stupid.
>>570024184Fucking KILL YOURSELF tanaka
>>570023932Aww~~~! Is that a nYo~~~?
>>570024184Fucking LIVE YOURSELF king
>>570023529We love our senior here
Cutehari Murphy
>>570024184Based and objectively correct heterosexual opinion
How much difference does M3 make on Silly? Or in general
>>570023634I'm not the Kumano schizo you retard.
>>570024096holy shit it's the "data literate" schizo
>>570024437>Or in generalaround 9%
>>570022207Qingyi
What would you do if you found a Cissia in your home?
>>570022767I'm touching something else
>>570024437Aim for M0, M1, M2, or M6. M3-M5 are low-value improvements designed to make stopping before M6 less attractive, like with most agents.
>>570024381Yidhari seems like her raw libido would actually get in the way of a comfy, wholesome marriage...
>>570024264More
She giv u this lookwat do
>>570022767I'm going to touch
What teams we using for Pyrois? I want to use Vivian with him but don't know who else, probably Nicole I guess.
>>570022923And they claim ZZZ's designs haven't lost their way.
>>570024101Anyone who claims to speak for "we" or "us" is inevitably a schizo.
>>570024740*smooch*
>>570024696Ah ah ah~~~! You want more, you gotta use the code~~~ Myanager~~~.
>>570024740*kiss*
>>570024038If you are autistic, you can optimize so many damn things in this game.Gong's playstyle is still something I'd consider simple. The real fun starts when you try out some of the more advanced techs like parry + perfect dodge counters at once.You can do a lot of weird shit in this game, which is by no means necessary, but can be done to optimize your damage.
>>570024740I see my reflection in those eyes, I see broken man, a filthy soul slowly getting cleansed with the wholesome energy that could only come from a pure soul like Aria's.
>>570024784We seriously need to get a non-hag character we tits this big. I hate that big tits are mostly tied to haggotry
>>570024886I'm not a returning player...
Bibi I can see your butthole
>>570024497>>570024658Mhhh alright I guess I will wait until a rerun and see how much poly I have then and decide if I want to go further than M2.
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are you
>>570025381there better be breast milk in that tea
>>570024958>Aria>souluhhwhos gonna tell em?
>>570024740feel guilt for looking at lewd imagery of her
>>570025381hmm, I'm thinking so I guess so...
>>570025369Nyokay
>>570025505Anon that girl has soul, doesn't matter if she's a robot.
>>570025381None of the season 3 characters interest me.
>>570025381Skipping? Probably. Her design has too many clashing motifs for my tastes.
>>570025381yes, yes of course
>>570025505Not all humans are born with souls and not all Constructs are reborn without them Shrimple as
>>570025767Norma?? Sigrid??
>>570024740I steal the salt packets like she asked
Keep your snakes on a leash.
>>570026006>NormaNo, shes cute but I don't need a stunner.>SigridI have enough ice dps.
>>570026086best idols, unlike the other one I won't name that got its chance due to nepotism
I only have Grace for Shock. Would Anby be okay for someone who actually fights? Grace's basic combo fucking sucks.
Spying on Cissia
where the fuck are the 3.1 animations
>>570023529White Shungus is hot, regular Shungus is boring as shit
>>570026529But I can I roll for SAnby?
Aria's Wengine?
>>570026730AIEEEE SCARY DOLLHEAD SAVE ME INKY
>>570026730Fucking clanker
>>570026730So cute I wanna eat it
>>570026730Really cute!
>>570022758Bigger, K cup or bust
......
>>570023285Brother you can get the first 50 levels worth of rank up mats in a single day's worth of stamina, and we're probably going to get a double drop over the weekend
>>570026158For me she has the best design of season 3
>>570026904That guy makes me rofl to this day
>>570026158Yeah, I dunno what other people really see in her design. Is it just the fact that she's an uma? Because her outfit and other aspects look really generic to me.
>>570027498I haven't really seen anybody positively speaking about her or hyping her up so far
>>570027498I never cared for umas but I just think she's cool. I also like knights, just wish she was defense to fit the theme better. But if she at least scales with Def that's fine as well, I guess.
when is next update I'm afraid I'm just going to forget the game even exists...zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>570026715Man... this game isn't very friendly....
>>570027662Yeah, that is my daughter calling people who post wuwa stuff here the N and J word.
When will ZZZ get a kino collab like this?
>>570027662just realized that's quite a symmetric design. Just need to fix her hair and adjust few accessories here and there, and she'll be perfect
I'm glad we weren't on Steam during the Angels of Delusion patch. Everyone would have so much ammo to laugh at us with.
>>570027673I like her. I'm hoping for another put together woman like Zhu Yuan, though hopefully one who doesn't get as cucked by everyone around her. She looks cool and competent without being an UwU girlfailure, bubbly idiot, or traumatized orphan. Not that I hate those archetypes, but you can't have everyone being zany, it gets old.
>>570028036
Do you like Cissia?
>>570028061
>>570028061Nyo...
>>570024574>>570024796This
>Hm... I will create another me but i'll make her a little childWhat did Sunbringer mean by that?
>>570028087Same opinion as you but I wish she wasn't ice and had an armored dress like Saber
ummmmmm
>>570028698>IceOh... I thought she was shock.... I don't need any more Ice....
>>570028727s-shotaboo?!
>>570028698Is she really ice attack?
>>570028263It's hard for me to look at her without laughing, because I afked in a game once tabbed out and was like "why is Cissia talking".Well. Shared voice actor and all.
>>570028698NTA but I would have probably been far more receptive to an armored dress than what her current outfit is. Which isn't to say I don't also like more tacticool looks, but as it stands her armor looks very plain, like she's a generic grunt rather than a captain/commander/whatever.
>>570028574Made for him
>>570028698I don't need ice as an element but I don't have an ice attacker yet. However the leaks said she had additional ability requiring another ice unit and if that means she's Orphie / Cissia but for Ice attacker, I'm fucked. I don't know what else it'd be though, because for sure that can't mean she wants Zhao right?
>>570028801>>570028885Leaks said ice but it could always change!>>570028952I like tacticool shit too but yeah her outfit is just a bundle of nothing under examination
>>570027662Her thighs look soft and creamy
...
>>570017526Obviously. The hetero relationship isn't ever them x someone else.
>>570028931She has a great voice. In English at least, havent heard the others.
>>570029497...
>>570029268Possibly able to be paired with Soukaku or Lycaon on a budget
>>570029497I want to be Zhu Yuan's househusband and occasionally have her take her frustrations at being constantly lied to and undermined as a NEPS captain on me before profusely apologizing and promising to be better.
>>570029497calm down chinese woman
>>570029937Your wife Zhu Yuan clocking you in the head so hard it breaks your jaw and requires a doctor to set it back in place, just missing the need to wire it shut all because you dared to ask "did you have a good day, hon?" when she walked in through the door and it broke the last thin layer of patience she had that day
>>570030164pissing in a sea of piss
Is Cissia considered American because she's from the outer ring?
>Can't prefarm shit for any of the new charst-thanks
>VICTORY. THE ONLY OPT-ACK!
>>570030287Blonde + retarded + Outer Ringer = 100% Americana
>>570030242What do you mean? I fell and clipped the side of the counter. Thankfully, my wife, Captain Zhu Yuan, was just coming home and was able to get me to the hospital. Look, she even bought me flowers! Isn't she so thoughtful?
>>570019424The first dual-role agent of defender/stunnerDaze infliction and damage massively increased to reflect her relatively low on-field timeGrants sheer forceAgents with the shield now deal increased dazeStunned enemies experience DEF shred and increased Anomaly buildup
>>570030287one could argue that since she's a thigger, she could be american or a european but since she doesn't seem like a muslim or a islamist, by process of elimination she must be an american
Just marathoned the last 2 patches and it took like 2 hours, with no new maps. Where's the content
>>570028574>want to fuck Lucia's giant tits and ass>make her a child on the cusp of fertility who I want to protect and nurture...but I still want to breed.Never seen a girl like Aemeath
>>570030459>flopping VelinaMy rise
>>570030459There was a Fufu one of these but I cant find it
It's important to let your feet breathe
Now you remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys5LnCudHLE&list=RDys5LnCudHLE
>>570022923>>570024839isnt it obvious what happens? some of the CCP party girls around hoyo want an exchange, males for armpit smell time, over time the designers always have their arm pits in mind so all hoyo girls will eventually have detached sleeves, as planned by the great Xi.
>>570030164You really ought to realize it's /vmg/shitters going in /WuWa/ to shitpost, same as they'll come here to shitpost. They don't care about any particular game, they just want to dramafag.
>>570030580We'd like to extend our deepest sympathy and support for Captain Zhu Yuan in her trying time. Her husband was involved in an accident recently that has left him comatose. His status is critical and he is not expected to recover without intense medical intervention so we've set up a Gofundme in her name that we ask you all to share and donate to if you're able, to help her cover his medical expenses and potential funeral fees. Anyway, onto today's briefing. Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts has catered so please feel free to have a donut, and I'll get onto the thiren sex trafficking ring intel.
>>570019424when in a party with billy she gets her own motorcycle
>>570031497he is a /vmg/brownsee >>570022087
>>570031497bwo HE'S a /vmg/shitter. this is all a gaslight to annoy everybody
>>570030986Wait what if ZZZ devs are going to copy wuwa and make Sunbringer to have not 2 but 3 forms like this chick on your pick name of whom i do not know?
>>570031262You're imagining things anon.
do thirens bully each other by how "legit" they are in terms of bestial/furriness, like how blacks judge each other by the shade of black. Any thigger in the chat that can confirm
>>570031582But I said I was sorry :(. Doesn't she love me? Doesn't she remember how happy she was on our wedding day? >the last thing I see as I fade into darkness>a memory of a better time
>>570031812>>570031812I'll find it, just you WAIT
>>570028171Sir........
>>570031808truly revolutionary no man has ever thought of the idea of having a woman who could change forms to every single girl in breedable range
>>570032249why did they make wise look like a bottom bitch in this cutscene?
>>570032240I don't think you understand anon. You will find nothing, as there is nothing to be found. You're only wasting your time, go play some game or something instead.
>>570032485funny
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about them hooked up to a milking machine that extracts her sweet fox milk for my consumption while she moans softly with each pull.
>>570033035NYOOOOO
>>570032807>>570033035OH NO NO NO NOJUFUCREW WHATS THIS??
>>570031648I'd be happy if lighter and caesar got potentials that literally only worked with billy.
>>570028263Only for sex
>>570033248>foxShe's a mythological horse. You don't deserve her almond scented breast milk
horsenaka status?
>>570033248you sick disgusting perverse freak. Here's another art for you
>>570033405IT'S MURDER I TELL YOU. YES.
I found a dirty magazine under Senior Fufu's bed
Reminder to everyone who lusts after the rat, she's just using you. She's incapable of genuine love and always has ulterior motives. You have been warned.
>>570033802What's a dirty magazine?
>>570033802https://youtu.be/NYxB3Rg2FV4The thorns only make me stronger albeioutheveritly(put it back)
pull who you like anon here
>>570033480It's official anon...
>>570034074So is hunting Fufu for sport
>>570034061pull the anal worms from your anus
i miss all those slob Orphie drawings..
>>570034191that sounds really gay
>>570033641Not enough artists draw Shunko in cow print to satisfy my desires but I work with what I have. Thank you.
>>570033950Bed breaking sex will change that
>>570029497proxy scum
>>570033035Alright bucko this is one step to far. You have been warned and still decided to agitate the Grim Tiger, so don't go crying later on.Best watch yourself from now on.
Is the game dying why are they giving away so much free stuff before anniversary
thirens hang from trees
>>570034001Thiren SEX magazine
Shifu and Velina enjoyer where are you?
>>570034381She is quite literally always playing some kind of long game. Easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe itLike no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your kneesShe's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel itShe's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeShe's the kind of girl you dream ofDream of keeping hold ofYou'd better forget itYou'll never get itShe will play around and leave youLeave you and deceive youBetter forget itOh, you'll regret itNo, you'll never change her, so leave it, leave itGet out quick 'cause seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohShe's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe itLike no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your kneesShe's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel itShe's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeYou're the one that wants to hold herHold her and control herBetter forget itYou'll never get itOh, she'll say that there's no other'Til she finds anotherBetter forget itOh, you'll regret itAnd don't try to change her, just leave it, leave itYou're not the only one, ooh, seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohNow don't try to change her, just leave it, leave itYou're not the only one, 'cause seeing is believingIt's the only wayYou'll ever know, ohShe's an easy lover (she's a easy lover)She'll get a hold on you, believe it (get a hold on you)She's like no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your knees (you'll be down on your knees)She's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel it (you won't feel it)She's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you seeShe's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe it And like no otherBefore you know it you'll be on your knees She's an easy loverShe'll take your heart but you won't feel it She's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you see She's an easy loverShe'll get a hold on you, believe it
>>570034495EOS in 5 days
>>570032112I wouldn't mind seeing thiren self hatred in the future
>>570034535Sorry but Fufu only cares about kung fu movies and food. Mostly food, yes.
>>570035006if only 1/10 of that enthusiasm was spent on math homework...
>>570035006All you'd have to do is constantly reminder her about the Tiger Thirens going extinct and the need to repopulate before it's too late.
>*promises you it wont hurt for long*
Ju Fufu just stole my car
>>570030164You really think we care about your inferior game in the slightest?
>>570035162It's ok I won't last very long
It saddens me to think that somewhere in New Eridu, an orange cat thiren growing up was gaslit into believing she's a tiger. How sad
>>570033248She does look like she would be easy to milk.
Fufu stole my first kiss
>>570035365>t.the nigger trying to breed herhttps://youtu.be/A3U51KyZLxEIt's so sad that it's going to come down to nuclear war.
Sex. Glow in the dark blow job. Florescent pussy juice staining my cock.
>>570034480>maybe a beast, is all you are...>and you know... A beast can be... tamed...
Here's my shunko.What do you think?
>>570035804Stinky
>>570035804You're a faggot whale.
I spend every day trembling in rage that Wuwa keeps outselling the idols.And trembling in fear that it will keep happening.I'm so brown.
>>570035804I love my wife
>>570035757>still gives you bad discwas the sex worth it
I spend every day trembling in rage that ZZZ keeps adding more worms.And trembling in fear that it will keep happening.I'm so brown.
>>570036084She was gonna give me shitty disks either way. At least she's giving me robotic flute dome and taking unlimited backshots.
Is it you???
I spend every day trembling in rage that they call me a cat.And trembling in fear that it will keep happening.I'm so orange.
>>570036413Pulchra...
>>570036346Jane sells feet pics on OnlyBoos
>buy the noddles that give +30% damage against bosses>do shiyu defence>damage score changes by like.. 300 pointsthe fuck does this buff even do?
>>570035804Thanks for funding my game but you have shit taste.
I heard that some parts of new eridu offer thiren transition surgery to children. sick fucks, they need to be stopped
tfw I actually use this team a lot
>>570036684it doesn't work for shiyu or da or tower or threshold simulation
ZZZ... flopped.
>>570036821THEN WHAT'S THE POINT
>>570035757>cum inside a construct >get head from a constructwhere does it go??
>>570036853Truuk Nuuk.Luuk won, Aria lost.
>>570036904there's a reason why no one uses it
>>570036909where do you think the fluids you put in your car goes to
>>570036909Bio-reactor. It converts organic material into energy kept in emergency power banks inside them that come online if they ever run out of energy. Every cum shot is you giving her life for the day you aren't their to protect her.
>>570036815Wish I could use it but I don't have Lighter
Jane Doe.Well? What do you think of her?
We love Cissia here
there's no shame in being an orange cat. I heard some girl from the yunkui summit was being very very racist towards them however, labelling them with divisive smears and causing fractures within the community
>>570037356Do you think she has rape fantasies
>Prettiest girl in the game>Still no dedicated set>Still no agent story>Every time he appears is just as Astra's shadow
>>570037460I don't think she knows what rape is.
>>570037114holy FUCK thats HOT and WHOLESOME kind of
>"The time as come and so have I">The M6W6P6 Kot havers, probably
>>570037624I do have M6W5 Kot but... I'll probably just... use M6W5 Shunko... instead...
>>570037460Of course. I'd give her snacks and rape her all day; no egg would be laid barren.
>>570037114>theirI MEANT THERE!
>>570037356
>>570036904SOVL. When you were IK <40 it was okay for some of the harder commissions.
>>570037792Hot retard
>>570037310I want to rim her stinky rat anus
>>570037601Hot
>Hardcore DA modeBruh, fix the HP inflation first and we may talk.
>>570038375Are you retarded? It's all meant to creep and making you keep rolling
fat rat ass
>>570036904Food buffs in Hoyo games exist only for weekly bosses for w/e reason. Even then it's just to make them like, 30-60 seconds faster
>>570038375It's for M6 whales. If you're a poorfag, you don't even have to give a shit about it.
>>570035276Yes. I think you do. You think about it constantly.
>>570038650What are the rewards?
>>570038764
>>570038650speaking as a F2P poorfag, if the hardcore mode gives polychrome rewards then I'm going to care a fucking lot about it
I breathe air.Jane Doe.
More ratitas
>>570038764Hello Raj, how is it going?
>come to zzz thread to talk about wuwa>pretend that we are the ones who cares about wuwawhat mental illness is this?
>>570038861luckily for you, it doesnt reward ANYTHING!
>>570038764>hyped collab doing barely better than Billyoof wuwa flopped bigly
>>570038827Genshin's DA gives out a temporary cosmetic that you can flex on twitter I guess. There are tiered rewards though, and if you can at least 1 or 2 star(equivalent), you get an drive disc stat reroller item. But we don't have stat rerollers so it might just be a special title or something.
how do you respond here
goof afternoon /zzz/!
>>570038764Unironic street shitting pajeet? In our thread? More likely than you think.
>>570039114Hi!
>>570038975Jeet brain. There's no cure
>>570038975Their plan seems solid to me, for example Machinesperg reads and replies to every post that mentions Wuwa.
>>570039309Jeets come here to talk about zzz actually
>>570038764How much is a G anyway?
I think I've reached the point where I've exhausted all the new player goodies have been exhausted. I've got no more batteries and I've run out of S Disk rolls.
>>570039494million
>>570039458It spreads with each new computer that gains internet access in India
We big goat fans here?
>>570038807>>570039050*licks her butthole*
>>570040125Faithful Companions for sure!
>>570040125no one cares about that ugly goat
>>570037356Love fucking Cissia
>>570039417Solid.. for what? (You)s? Does getting bot replies really count for the jeets?
>>570039114Destroy the child
>look how much money we've spent to get cuckedwhat's their endgame?
>>570040560And the amount spent is extremely low. Higher than what "male banner on iOS specifically in china", though.
>>570040560You would know a lot about getting cucked wouldn't you?
>>570040887That has nothing to do with cuckoldry though? Wise is just a wimp.
>>570040887You clearly do rover bro
Favorite NEPS character?
>>570019759
>>570040125God I hope she gets a witch skin during Halloween
>>570041352That would be obviously JQingyi.
>>570041085So whats the context of the story. Is David alive again? illusion? dream? alternate universe?
>>570041340
>>570040198Nobody...likes me...?
>>570041471Just a dream that rover gets to watch
what did they mean by THAT painting?
>>570041383
>>570041471I really wouldn't know. I don't play that game.
the wuwa spammer and the cuck spammer are the same poster
>>570041340Are all the fucking stories in WuWa the same? I remember Camellia's story ended just like this but with a sunset instead.
>>570041506KEKAROOOO
who won?who lost?
>>570041393
>>570041748Fufu wonFufu haters lost
>>570040136May Pakistan wipe you out
>>570041352Cissia is more fun, but I think Zhu Yuan is peak ZZZ, only behind Nicole and Anby.
>>570041712I had a feeling you'd samefag that, since you're basically nonverbal and have no way of articulating what the crop is meant to be.
>>570041639You see since it's a Male Love game, they don't have to have any effort with the writing since brown failures will eat it up gladly every time.
>>570041340wait what is this pose and clippingis rover sitting just him standing up like characters in zzzs cinema event?
>>570020435Yeah they grew on me
>>570041781
>>570020435I have since even before their name changes.
>>570041085Wouldn't it just be cucking David if she was with the wuwa MC?
>>570041781Shush. Your form is weak and your concentration is off.
>>570041781fufu TRVKE TSAR BOMBA VLTIMATVM DELVXE
>>570042047bean heads
>>570042018Fuck me why did this make me laugh?
>>570040560Don't engage with them. Cute Orph.
>>570026730Love all the head w-engines.
ONII-CHAN
>>570042087NTA and I don't play that game but I've never understood why people act like everything is "cuck or be cucked" in the gacha space.
>>570042087It's cucking when a character likes or even interacts with another character that is not (You).You should know the rules.
>>570041352Jane and Cissia
>>570041821Even after she became bitter post 1.5?
>>570042297Brother fucker
>>570042298>>570042318Is this really how chink and jeet brains operate? Must be exhausting
>>570042130I've looked at Fufu getting punched a million times already and she always gets up again!! How much can she tank, is her strength, vitality and willpower endless?!
>>570042352That makes her even more peak. She had character development, that's more than 99.9% of gacha characters will ever get after their 15 mins of fame.
>>570042297
What do we think about Phoenix?
>>570042292head from wengines
>>570042574I probably like her the LEAST out of any 3.0 character.
>>570042352I see it as part of an arc. Just look at how she's been treated. Lied to, used, betrayed, undermined. It's a very human reaction and makes her feel more real unlike someone like Evelyn who's just Astra's bitch. Even if she isn't my favorite female agent, I still rate her highly. Also, sexy design that's not some impractical stripper shit. 1.x was so good in that department.
>>570042524>Developing backwards because she can't accept people didn't tell her their personal life story and taking it out on people like Cissia and Vesper is good actually
I want more Cissia and more Billy together
>>570042574I really want to get her, she seems super cute.
Shifu mama
I hate playing Shunko Lawrence because I regret buying her skin.
genuinely why is koleda always left out? same happened with the idol dance pic
>>570042971Shes an adult
>>570042736Sop Cex
>>570042971>>570043142
>>570043142so is piper and possibly fufudialyn was in the idol pic and shes an adult too
>>570042745Character development doesn't have to be positive, psued retard. Seeing Rodion gradually lose his mind in Crime and Punishment or Ahab and the crew give in to obsession for Moby Dick is just as entertaining as seeing Guts heal his trauma in Berserk or Nathaniel Garro embrace faith across his story line in 30k.
>>570042747If only they'd work together now
>>570040887ZZZ is a yurige like Endfield?
>>570043142So is Piper
>>570042971Fufu, Piper, AND Lucy are adults.
>>570040136>See? We o-SMOOOCHH SLURRPWhy is Wise like this?
Fufu rerun when? WHEN??
>>570042971She has a day job as the CEO of a company, she's busy.
>>570043470Wise is such a virile stud...
>>570028564Built for shotas
>>570043487Just ended 10 minutes ago
she's so COOL
>>570043454
>shiza and koleda get no screentime at all>both are tomboyshm...hmmm......hmm........................
>>570043470based wiseCHAD
>>570043326No, since Wise players will never see hand holding.ZZZ is Incelge first and foremost.
How do Thirens like Yiddy or Cissia go to the toilet with their big ass tails? In Yiddy's case I guess it's probably called something other than tail but you know what I mean.
>>570043289Yeah but those aren't video games where the female characters are supposed to be lusting over you.
If I somehow managed to rape her, would she remember it the next day?
>>570042736To me it feels less like she developed, and more like they neutered one of her charming character traits I really like how dorky she was juxtaposing her straight edge cop personality. Now it just feels like we have the ladder. It makes sense story wise, but made her less interesting in my opinion. I still like her overall though.
Please keep playing our game
>>570043828Incelge? I meant INCESTGE.For incels this isn't even that good, even if the designs and gameplay are absolutely the best in the market.
>>570043935I despise that they took these away.
>>570043846They probably has custom Thiren stalls that keep the tails up
I just realized that I havent unlocked any of the buffs for my Sanby yet. Now I have to relearn how to use her
>>570043697>snaps your throatDon't you dare to call that piece of cardboard cool...
>>570043697The fuck is Lucia doing there?
>>570043576kill yourself
>>570043924She found a friend and trusted you and even got a bit of a crush on you and then you rejected her AND were a criminal.Her entire worldview got destroyed in one swoop.
>>570044076WutherWave didn't take over our threads so easily during the successful patches like 1.4, 1.5, 2.0, and 2.5
2.0 and 2.5 were the worst patches though
>>570018694Sunna cute
>>570044330The /vmg/pajeets need some ammo. They'll use other tactics if sales angle doesn't work.
>>570043924The issue is that they just stopped her development. In any other game with half decent writers, she'd have gotten over it and formed an even deeper bond with the player. ZZZ leaves so much on the table it hurts. A Zhu Yuan who's gone from the kind of naive cop to being fucked over and betrayed, to being bitter and jaded, but through friendship finding her old spark would be kino. Put her in Bringer's place with a pledge to everyone to be better in the future. Could be a slam dunk set up for S Zhu Yuan, now ranked up to Inspector with new toys and a new confidence and sense of purpose.
>>570043846
>>570044596I wish that was me...
>>570044418Could Aria project the hologram and have a threesome? That'd be cool
>>570042747Billy and Cissia are confirmed as coming to Roscaelifer with us and getting their own rooms in the dorm.CANON PROTAGONISTS
Are you gonna install the game on steam?
>>570043846https://youtu.be/N2B-0tTsgHY?si=TGZTRP72nH0OfVaO&t=75
>>570044785Of course. I have no reason to use Hoyolauncher.
>>570044703which one
>>570044785yeah just to use my steam wallet
>>570044785No
>>570044785Yes, I already have it on my steam deck but it will be nice to have the official thing.
>>570044785Don't see why not.
>>570043846The toilets are japanese hole-in-the-ground type so big tail doesn't get in the way unless it gets in the way in the nature.
This is a scam right? I played this shit so many times trying to get extra pulls and after almost half an hour I just come out with 20 polys
>>570045056you know you can use "that" to auto complete tedious challenges in case you weren't aware...
>>570044785YES I love seeing my playtime go up and when I don't it feels like my time is wasted. I'll never know how much time in ZZZ was lost so far. Was it 300 hours? 500? 1k?But not for much longer do I have to feel this way. Playtime + achievements will be so kino.
>>570044997Burnice shouldnt wear spats.
Okay, this is 5 minutes later. She's just fucking around, isn't she?
>>570045147>YES I love seeing my playtime go up and when I don't it feels like my time is wasted
>>570045048I've never seen Japanese style toilets in ZZZ but I've seen the golden toilets in hollow zero and portable toilets.
>>570045210Theory holds that she intentionally changes your name every meeting to protect your identity and full well knows who you actually are
how are the dapper gentle proxies doing in this fine warm afternoon
>>570045210S11 legit has brain damage, thats her thing.
>>570045210>>570045350Harin appreciation
>>570043470Zoopags are embarassing.
>>570045056have you tried actually looking at what you need to do to get those polychromes instead of YOLO'ing it?
>>570045435FUCKYOUNIGGA
>>570045350I never thought of it like that.... Would she be open to sharing me with Anby?
>>570045491thought it was scat from the thumbnail
>>570045242>BanyueMachamp, clearly.
>>570045435bretty gud
>>570045242Aria would use Sylveon.
>>570045558Bro got his hopes up
>>570045242Snorlax
>Look at Grace during the wanted event>Want to lick her tummyAnd it was there all this time
>>570045242Sunna would use the one you posted. That face looks exactly like the one Sunna makes in that one image.
>>570044785I'd have to deactivate my official Hoyoverse account first then link my PS5 to my Hoyoverse account first and I'm too lazy for that
>>570045754
>>570045491Goddam I love me some spicy noodles.
>>570045754It's criminal how she shaves her armpits and presumably also pubes. In reality she would not care enough to shave and have a nice puffy bush peaking out as well as beautiful sweaty hairy armpits for you to feast upon.
>>570045242Mismagius or Drifloon
>>570045435Still suffering from crippling anxiety and mild depression over a fictional character
>>570046017Yeah me
>>570045647***BREAKING NEWS***Aria reportedly forget to teach her Eevee a fairy type move and it evolved into an espeon instead
>>570045754Congratulations on being straight.
I want to like Harin but her outfit is just so ugly. Go ahead and sell a silver squad outfit for her already.
>>570045242>>570045647Actually, thinking a bit more about it, Aria would use Meloetta.It's the perfect Aria pokemon.>>570045854>>570045996Sunna feels more like a Mimikyu owner, she gives a little bit of that "wants to be loved but is somewhat melancholic" feel.
>>570018694Nintendo Switch 2 ????????!
>>570045538I think I have, guess I'll check again
>>570044076>don't call a cool thing cool?
>>570045634Not really.
>>570037310>Is there a melon-themed eeveelution yet, proxyNo...>Then I have better things to do with my time
Rina is a HAG?
>>570046543chikorita, yeah
>>570046287You good bwo?
fact: Rina has a negative BMI
>>570044747Do you think she'll get toku autism like Billy? I hope so
>>570046384Why Mewtwo?
I know that people translated Childbringer's file from Eriduspeak to English but did anyone bother doing that for Sigrid's that they showed during the stream?
>>570046698https://youtu.be/H-_GkMA9ocEHistory is also important, Mew.
I MISSED THE CODE I'M BRICKED
sex anby
>>570045435I am killing massive numbers of battletech communists while I wait for Sigrid's season to start
SKIP TO 3.0 NYYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWW
I'm excited for>Steam release >Norma>Sigrid>Fufu rerun on the rescreening banner in 3.1What are you excited for bwos?
>>570047163Haru rerunHugo rerunSeverianmaybe Sigrid
>>570047163Those same things as you Foof!I want horsepussy and steam release so I can use my steam monies and get my Normu for my Foofer Pyrois Norma comp!
>>570047163I'm excited for Roscaelifer and maybe the agents they haven't revealed yet.
>>570046981I am killing many House Liao My life is grand and good
>>570047163I just want to see the new area and the new enemies!For agents it's Norma, Phoenix and all the Sunbringers.
>>570045242>Nagi Ampharos for sure
I missed the last 48 hours of threads wat did I miss?
>>570047163Roscalifer is going to be so good.
sigrid's puffy donut
>>570047441Yep. New campaign is just a few years off from hitting the Kestrel Lancers dlc. More than ready for it with the mechs I have, just grinding a bit of Davion repAnyway, Zenless. I hope Sigrid is worth pulling as an Ice agent since I already have Miyabi
I love Cissia and I'm really hoping she sticks around with Billy for most of 3.X.My biggest issue with 2.X was that it felt so disconnected from the rest of New Eridu, and I think Hoyo doesn't want a repeat of that.
Horse. Pussy.
>>570047456I see it
>>570045242Pokemon is retarded and fucking gay.>hurr durr Digimo-also retarded and gay, but at least some of the monsters turn into chicks with fat tits.
>>570047302Belle's expressions are always so peak
>>570046914Anby for sex
Will they ever bring up the Anby clones?
>>570047305>get my Normu for my Foofer Pyrois Norma comp!Exactly. Together they are unstoppable, even more so than alone which is already only slightly less than unstoppable!
>>570042886But she has sexy lace socks
>>570047889I don't think those pants would be very comfortable to wear
>>570047570Names for the 3.0 and 3.1 bossesArt for the 3.0 EventThat's it
>>570047163The new area is gonna be so good and I'm psyched to see more Norma in the story. After 2.0 and 2.5 I think this is really gonna take us back to homebase after that garbage.
>>570046676Now this is a woman who needs a skin. Her body is so sexy but she wears a dress that hides her hips.
>>570044538Sunna your panties are ugly
>>570046543Touching
>>570047871
>>570047973sunna's panties are cuter than you are
>>570047063Take your bra off nyyyoooowwwww
>>570048026She deserved her fate.
>>570019814>>570020057>>570021217>>570021725>Local wuwajeet blames boogeyman for his IZZAT shitposting in another general 24/7>Actual brown SEA pedo who believes in the saleschartJust like Black-Tier Ass schizo you're a seachimp with white envy and you'll get doxxed and laughed at soon enough wait your turn
>>570047679Chances of us getting an alt skin that gives our stand tits?
>>570046384but machamp even looks like banyue
>>570044538Sunna your panties are wet
Roscaelifer is in the sky and hidden from New Eridu plebs. I bet in the end it will come crashing down and the regular people get to know them. And there will be a kino fighting sequence as you fall, kinda like Astra's story but in reverse.
>>570048205LUCY SWIMSUIT SHOULDVE BEEN TWINTAIL
>>570020450>Cyberpunk x WuWa CollabWhy do you have to buy special rolls for the banner? I have to skip them because of that
>>570048205>tfw your dick is not symmetrical*gulp* bros..?
>>570048287Anon if a city that size came crashing down it would destroy a good chunk of NE
>>570045717Revaroom, more like.
>>570048080billy what are you doing there
this game is fucking hard
>>570048252https://youtu.be/6TL_rXKji6sFar less than Inuyasha vs Sesshomaru. Or Mew vs Mewtwo.
>>570048373Hold still.
>>570048412Okay but what if one second before impact Remielle uses her powers to steal the city and put it softly on the ground? Everyone's safe this way
>>570048243I made that image and I'm surprised how many times I've seen it reposted.
Fingerblasting Sunna
>>570048610If we're hitting >Lifting an entire city with my mindlevels of power I'm quitting by the way.
>>570048519
>>570048456Just Billy Things®
>>570048750shake that bun butt
>>570048205the things that the rich elite of tops can get away with sicken me
sex with alice was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>570047660I don't think any ice agent will be super valuable in the future but I hope to be wrong. chaos reign and new clan tech is raping me
>>570048901Jewzuha...
>>570045242>PokeslopHarin would use Bushi
>>570048697Well if she stops time the city isn't really hitting anything no? It's just in place and can be pocketed, swapped or whatever her power really turns out to be. You know, I would do something like this if I was the storywriter. It's something that sounds really retarded, so you know it's good
Alice showing me her panties
>>570049143Look at how many Fire agents we have, anon. You can bet your ass Phoenix is going to be Fire as well.
>Be 35 year old burnout>behind on mortgage payments>washed out of mid-life crises kung fu training and didn't manage to get laid while taking lessons>Biological clock ticking>try to feel young again by putting on schoolgirl uniform
>>570049207I realize that I've read it slightly wrong but I can still see this happening
>Friday night in New Eridu>You head out alone to a small bar 2 minutes walking distance from your apartment>You order a couple drinks, get a slight buzz>Suddenly, the seat next to you gets pulled out>It's your ZZZ Waifu>She has a couple drinks and gets a bit pink in the cheeksDo you have the rizzz to get some action?
>>570041771She, if she was dressed like this, I'd even bust my wallet out
>>570049152The hot glue will be crazy
>>570049413Yes Alice that's my erection
>>570049413I hate faggots too, let's have babies.
>>570049271stained with unwiped bunny anoose
Hello Rat bwosI am kind of fucking noob when it comes to team building in this game, but is there a chance that Velina is going to be a good pair with Jane? If she is a good pair, what would you slot 3rd? The new british tank with Velina? Help a noob theorybuild so I know what to pull
>>570044418Right
>>570049348No. She'll make a move on me instead but I'm too anxious and don't know what to do, so I just freeze and am passive until she loses interest at some point.
>>570049491Jane/Velina with either Yuzuha or Remielle, probably.
>>570049491yes, 3rd slot is yuzuha or possibly remielle. Since you're new, you can just put in picrel
>>570049283Hard loud messy desperate passionate babymaking with bro.
>>570049491Velina's is Jane's new best partner, and you're third is going to be Yuzuha or Remielle (depending on how her kit works)
>>570049621Let me guess, Burnice?
>>570049413Yes I think that's about the right size although probably a bit too long
>>570049348I think she's here with an agenda already so I wouldn't have to do much
>>570049661>>570049632>>570049625Thank u bwos
Are the Jane buffs in 3.1 per leaks?
>>570049926ye
>>570049807Oh, Aria poster? She'll let you have a couple more sips, but she's dragging you back home to fuck, no question. She sees your posts, bro.
>>570049283https://youtu.be/EIZwazRn9_kI have no debt, though. That means I get to push the woman into the ground.
>>570049948Why did I skip my gyaru snek
>>570048912My best hope is that she's a support that could potentially boost a Miyabi/Nagi duo, but I know it's a slim chance since we just got Zhao tell me about, I need to laserboat everything just to stand a chance
>>570049413*starts sucking on your finger*
>>570049948>Make your void hunter as bland as ice soup>The retarded american blonde trailer trash snake bimbo voiced by power is beloved by entire community for her personalityour devs are so weird
>>570049348Bitching about work will be better than any foreplay
>>570050183it makes sense when you learn that hoyo is literally forced to make chinese patches and our zzz team loves japan AND america
>>570049697>"awwwww that's cute, you're so cute you don't have to be so shy anon! cone one let yourself go. I'll let you do ANYTHING you want to me tonight I'm all yours!! What? I didn't say anything~">at some point she loses her patience and starts kissing me>am still just sitting there and waiting for this uncomfortable experience to be over>can see her disappointment once she's sober and leavesFuck I can picture this shit perfectly.
I'm not BiS on any team....
>>570050332Where does she get off having such a sinful body?
>>570050183>>570050380
>>570050442it's all that demon blood and having to breastfeed the hungriest child alive
>>570049348Telling her to take me for a ride in her truck.
>>570050442>duplicate file exists >huh I've been here the whole timeAre you in my walls
>>570050416Don't jerk off for a couple weeks and I guarantee this self doubt will be overridden by the desire to fuck. I promise you bro.
>>570050429Uh for Velina r-right
>>570050183>see Cissia>think of the Void Hunters of Delusionare you ok?
>>570049953Plot twist she rapes and eats him
Holy shit, Bangboo webevent, freaking annoying.Good thing you only need to unlock 2 to 3 endings.
>>570050562I save all the good art for basically every character that gets posted here.
>>570050429who forgot to inject her hourly meds (nitro fuel)
>>570050429>trad wife transformation: 25% complete
Imagine the following scenario:>rape and eat schizo kidnaps bibian>after raping her, he attempts to eat her and breaks all of his teeth because it was actually aria using a bibi hologram
>>570050915wait but why did aria let the rape part happen then
>>570050429Give us fire weak enemies and she will shine.
>>570050915Does he lose himself to blood lust and try bite off an arm in one go???
>>570050380I don't want any more muttslop. Seeing the American century of humiliation play out has made me have mutt fatigue.
>>570050442I can hear you
Have you apologized to Nekomata yet?
>>570050915Wouldn't happen
I only care about Bibi anal
>>570051070>smacks her ass
>>570050574Well, maybe it was obvious but that happened to me and I actually didn't jerk off for multiple weeks at that time. Still made me act like a cringy passive bitch. It is what it is.
>>570050824WOW, woo, way to go, everyone else!!!
I only care about Bibi missionary solely for the purpose of procreation
I am the target audience of all the bangboo events. I love those little fuckers like you wouldn't believe
>>570051063hey man whats your opinion on chinese versus k and j popstars popularity?
>>570051091No, she stole my promeia!
>>570051172Bibi would like you to use all of her holes equally
>>570051376Only if you can actually control them.Wordslop VN style webshit, I am not reading any words of it.
>>570051209You've already got half the puzzle then. You need to increase the biological urge to fuck to help bring down inhibitions, then you need to drill into your mind that there is a chance, we don't know how big, that speaking will lead you to a world you only dreamed of. It may be a platitude, but you really do miss every shot you don't take. You can't score unless you play. Just go for it dude. Girls who aren't attracted to you don't see you as a person anyway. They'll forget about you among the sea of faces of men they don't wanna fuck.
I only care about Bibi rape and eat
>>570051376https://youtu.be/6xKWiCMKKJgYes but did you notice the infinity under Ashe's feet at 6 seconds?
>>570051497The VN stuff would have been fine if they didn't make you replay through different branches to get the rewards. The art was cute and the writing was serviceable.
>>570050915But wouldn't you notice that it's not Bibian herself, since her and Aria have different proportions? I don't think if it has ever been specified if the hologram is only visual or also gives haltic feedback.
>>570051380idk, I only know one orange popstar though lol. I just wanna laugh at the white house UFC fight.
>>570051497I read EVERY single word. I will drop anything and everything for bangbooKINO
>>570051063Westaboo game.
>>570051671oh yeah i know who you are lolkeep seething and pretending you don't get ignored on altchan too for being a chink supremacist
>>570050915nangong would imagine something like this
I wish Billy and Cissia worked together.
>>570051791QRD?
>>570050442In my mouth, usually
gently nibbling on nangong's butthole
>>570051626Aria's footprints in the sand change depending on hologram form off or on and Sunna is very clingy and physical with Aria so she's got to be soft. Bubblegum, Sunna's cat thing, is a hologram created by Aria and is a fully physical entity that the girls can pet and play with which means Aria's human form feels like a human because it's actually hard light replicating flesh and cloth
Bibi cares about you
>>570052045Rape and eat
>>570051956This is the guy who posts 3dpd Asian cosplayers. He is a Chinese living in Canada with cousins who live in mainland China. He hates white people and Americans the most and is a Chinkoid supremacist despite living in white people countries and speaking english his whole life. Whenever you tell him Chink music or Chinese are the least attractive asians or anything like that he gets furious and will start coping and crying about Americans
And what about Lucia ELOWEN??
>>570052005Jesus, imagine Aria bots back in the day. They'd be the ultimate assassins. I bet they could hide as like, potted plants or some shit. Prop hunt style, then just blast a plasma beam through the back of your skull before flying off.
>>570051526You're right. It does sound like platitude but no, I know that logically it's true. Thanks for the good advice anon. May your next 50/50 and ten pull be prosperous.
>>570051791>hating on muttlandia makes me a chinkI didn't like many aspects of waifei either retard especially the long drawn out 2.5 patch. I think your obsession with online forums has ruined your brain.
>>570051969Better yet, nibbling her collarbones.
>>570050429she's not particularly weak at all. they just haven't been shilling fire lately. it's the same with Eve
>>570052240NTA but I'd argue Koreans rate at the bottom of the Big Three in looks even if they have decent music. And that's not even getting into the SEA asians and how ugly some of them get.
>>570052334Don't say that, I've got 14 tapes left and I really want Sbilly.
>>570052279>intelligent construct that gets sent by enemy faction to spy on phateon>falls in love with you>in the final decisive moment goes against her programming to save you>nearly dies in the process but gets saved by phateon in returnI know Hoyo won't give us something as kino as this but man...
>>570052279We don't know much about the old wars and conflicts but everything back then was so much more lethal and over the top. Aria could be the greatest killer in New Eridu if she used her hologram to its fullest, everybody is lucky she just wants to be a cute girl
>>570052287
>>570051969This but Sunna
>>570052423That sends women into a frenzy especially when you do it back and forth repeatedly
>>570052519Well then I'm rooting for you to get him during the next week...
Make it a fufu thread
>>570052950Whenever someone asks for a Fufu thread, I decide to not make a Fufu thread
>>570018694Woah a sunna torture thread
>>570053009die then
>saw 45k with Pyrois + Nicole + Astra>Nicole's def shred can now sub for Pyrois w-engine nerf from 40% def shred to ether res>Astra can capped his enhanced basics and obliterate ultFVARKKKKK
This looks kind of reminiscent of Fantasy Resort but also not. Maybe a combat version of it?
>>570053182
>>570052045Marry and reproduce
>>570052770Yes, that was my intention.Look at them right there, exposed.
>>570052813Well..... it was a good 10 pull at least.... Now I've got M6 Manato....
>>570053318Billybros...
I will make the thread when it is time.
If I keep cumming to Velina and Sunna will I win my 50/50?
>>570053616die
>>570053484Alive calls my penis baby carrot
i'm baking
Oh shit the oven exploded! I guess that's it. This is the last thread...
>>570052270Cute. Will need to pull her eventually for Starlight Billy
we will never get thigger courtship narratives until a thigger themed season
These place names sound like it's the Outer Ring.
>>570054001Good idea but if they feel like it and buff Caesar for rupture support you could also use her. If they're extra based she will be BiS for Billy as well.
>>570052240Not hard to hate on americans right now
>>570053985we can finally all rest... peace and love will be back to the world
There are no canonical human x thiren relationships shown ingame
>>570054236Burnice x Pulchra begs to differ.Also Sjal talks about being into furries.
>>570054236You might be right but we know there are at least some humans into it. There was this one girl who wanted to get knotted by Lycaon for example.
>>570054360>>570054403That's probably a translation error or inserted jokePulrchra is a pet
I don't even know what region this is supposed to be. "Wildman Town" has implications.
>>570054236there's thiren child npc with human parent or vice versa in the overworld. There's even one in qingyi's agent story
>>570054489Why do you think it's only a joke? If they were really some women were into it, so why not in New Eridu as well? It's only logical.
>>570054621Pics? I don't remember either
>>570052423I'm a neck and collarbone feaster
>>570054859>>570054859>>570054859
>>570054621>human father picks her succubus daughter up from kindergarten>all the other men give him jealous and pissed looks
>>570054721remember holly? if you did qingyi's agent story that is. her dad was human
Newfag here. Hollow Zero is my favorite part of the game so far because I get to use all the agents in the game with fun Resonium buffs.
This is the end
>>570054908lol
Based mods
>>570055012oh my sweet summer child..... enjoy!
>>570055012It's really cool that you can just try out the new agents for free. I think in 3.0 they'll add a new variety for this mode as well, so that's be something to look forward to for you
It's been decided that /zzz/ can not behave.Therefore there will be no more /zzz/ threads.
>>570055232>>570055232>>570055232
racist mods
>>570055254>>570055254>>570055254
I announced I was making a thread first and two schizos still made threads despite getting deleted
Wow crazy how it's ALWAYS a billy spammer
>>570054182I don't have her, but I would pull her in a heartbeat if they did this. Sons are easily a top 3 faction
>>570055190Are they removing Hollow Zero or something in the near future? >>570055212I hope you're right. From what I understand, most of these 1.X agents like Ellen and Jane are never getting reruns, so this is my only way of playing them in content that isn't just story mode.
>>570044785>native proton support instead of having to jump through hoops for install>maybe regional pricing, hopefully, probably notyeah it's already on the wishlist
