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Tell me about your girlfriend!
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My what?
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>>64552
She's cute, loves art, likes to watch anime, and she breathes oxygen.
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>>64556
sounds like a cat
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She's sitting on my mouse right now.
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shes not real
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>>64552
I don't have a girlfriend.
I do have a wife however.
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>>64595
Why not both?
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>>64600
I...I never thought of that before.
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>>64600
>>64601
adultery is wrong tho
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>>64602
It's not wrong if you girlfriend is also your wife's girlfriend. :^)
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>>64603
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>>64560
She does like to be petted, too. And I have a tendency to spend too much money on her.
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>3dpd
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>>64552
You posted her
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>cute
>playful
>truly understands me
>companion to make the burdens of life worth while
>also she's not real
Fooled you!
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>>64552
She's hot. Plays vidya with me. Out of my league but doesn't act like it. She's emotional like any gf you live with is. We have fun together. What do you wanna know?
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good meme
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>>66611
I know i wont get a reply but can you tell me more about her?
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>>68031
>i won't get a reply
Yes you will. She's white, pretty, tall, brunette. Met her through a mutual friend. Been together for years now, its crazy thinking about it. She's been obsessed with that Stardew Valley recently, so less gaming together than usual. We went out for a drive and got some food earlier, just because neither of us felt like cooking. She's shy, but talks a lot of shit when we play online games its hilarious. Ok taste in music, her taste in movies has improved drastically since I first met her. She's supportive, but isn't overly affectionate all the time which is a good thing for me. I don't know what else you want to know, but that's a fair bit.
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I have no gf : (((((((((((((((((((((((
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>>68879
oh no
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>>68879
damn
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>your girlfriend
>implying
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daisuki
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She isn't real.
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>>69790
Nice
>>69745
Nice
>>69739
Nice
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>>64552
yeah
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>>64552
Hmmmmmm
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>>64553
>>64574
>>64570
>>65203
>>66156
>>66163
>>68879
>>69739
>>69745
>>69790
losers
>>64556
>>64595
>>66611
cool guys
btw i don't have a gf :(
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>>72489
I will be ur gf
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>>72489

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>>74509
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buying gf
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Currently between girlfriends. I do have 1 too many wives, though.
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She doesn't exist
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>>64552
this thread is my gf
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What's a girlfriend?
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She's not sexually attractive
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[SJIS]
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What girlfriend?
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ok
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Test
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>>64552
She had small tits and would not let me come in her mouth. She was very highly strung. I eventually got tired of her shit.
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>>64552
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>>64552
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>>64552
she was a cute mexican goofball who loved video games and anime, she broke up with me a few weeks ago and life has sucked since then
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>>78104
cute
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She's younger but legal. Chubby and gothish. Really into internet culture and Pokémon. Really supportive and very empathetic. She's always ready to hear about why my day was shit and she puts up with me every day. I love her.
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my gf
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>>64552
I'm dea
d
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>>64552
Oh! My girlfriend!
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[SJIS]poop oo po op[/SJIS]
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>>80255
Lol, nice job.
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>>64552
i have one. like for real. she has a vagina and everything. she even has boobs. real, actual bewbies i can hold in my hand and play with because we have sex.
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penis
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[SJIS]

is this how you do it
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how about this

[SJIS]
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theres a button in 4chan x but when i post it doesnt do anything
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>>80281
I'm sorry.
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niggers
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>>64552
She has triple D cups, like pic related.
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nearly a year of girlfriends
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happy birthday to us
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>>64552
literally who
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>>81952
me anon
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>>82561
whats ur discord baby
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Still no gf
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She has a dick
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She's 4'11 and blonde with glasses and blue eyes, she's really cute and loving and can be a little clingy, but I don't mind. We talk every night when we're at school and can't be together in person. We're almost at 3 years
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unf
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When I see a pretty girl it's become a reflex for me to look away or down at the ground. I haven't talked to a girl outside of work conversations in over two years
fuuuuuug
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>>74185
sent ;^)
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>>64602
He can still date his wife just that is kinda odd.
>Wife: Girlfriend zoned again ;-;
:^)
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I would if I had one
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>>64552
she's cute, devoted, and most importantly, 2d
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no
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>>64552
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Bump so this thread continues to exist for all eternity.
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>>86373
same
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>>64552
yes
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This is /vip/'s oldest thread aside from the original "Jews" that got archived. I am honored to be a part of it.





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