previous thread:>>1476104>Officials:Website: https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/bombergirl/bg/p/index.htmlTwitter: https://twitter.com/bombergirl573 (news on the PC version will have 【コナステ】)Current/upcoming banners and maps (PC): https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/eacbg/bg/index.html>Installation Guides:Image guide: https://imgur.com/a/G2fK1Z0Registration: https://p.eagate.573.jp/gate/k/newcomer.htmlDownload: https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/eacbg/bg/download/installer.html>Technical errors:If you can't get past the bench test screen, change your computer's region to Japanese in the control panelIf your NAT type is below C, try forwarding port 5291 on your routerIf matchmaking breaks more than once, restart the game>Wtf is the point of my role?:Bombers destroy buildings and dig for items.Attackers make space by separating enemies either by distracting or killing them.Shooters make it to mid as soon as possible for the first team fights before going back to base to defend.Blockers delay any inevitable attacks for as long as possible by denying area and stalling with heals, buffs, and blocks.>In-depth resources:JPN wikihttps://gamerch.com/bombergirl/Map Guideshttps://mega.nz/folder/3lhE3QqJ#t3chGlssiqMYRXhdLWLMPA>Shitpost images resources:https://wikiwiki.jp/9988/絶妙に外す/絶妙に外すSOZAI>Top JP players:テラルナ (Bomber)https://www.youtube.com/@user-mt4ox3ot1vだいげんしさん (Attacker)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEl7wk5Z_bBl7lzlA9afYXgぼっすん (Any role)https://www.youtube.com/@ぼっすん-r3fぽろぴ (Any role)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUe6nmjjXr2Rz6doddMum-g
>>1490499sex
>noncanon thin PruneActual heresy
blueberry doesn't exist
woah actual full lobbygood for you
>>1490522>they both have similar "soften your hands/be gentle with me, teehee" slutty/masochistic greetingsI can see it
>>1490522Would be nice IF she was like the rest of the grims white hair and all
asagi car down! i repeat asagi car down!
>>1490559oh damn, couldn't iframe that one
>>1490560
>>1490566found the chart, though it's a little old
>>1490596ThanksWhy did I think there was a tall tier?
>>1490632ye retarded I guesseven in body types there are not that manyso if you give a flat girl pine's bikini for example the chibi will have boobs
>>1490633to be fair they probably never expected the game to last this long and to get so much content. if there is ever a sequel, this is the kind of thing that might be improved upon
>>1490637how do you even make a bonga sequelor will this be a splatoon thingI never played splatoon but 3 games and it still looks the same
>>1490640i dunno. i don't think it makes sense either. just saying it might happen at some point
>>1490640Also plays the same but the maps and weapons change
>>1490662you can do updates for thosewhy new game?just because nintendo can sell a "new" game?
>>1490664Pretty much. You could argue the main story counts, but no one plays splatoon for the lackluster story mode and not like it's long or has tons of content eitherThere isn't a good reason for a new game except greed really, they could have sold the splatoon 3 story and salmon run as dlc or free updates but instead they just sell the game again full price because fuck you
>>1490668I'm surprise the game is still alive after 3 splits desu
>>1490668hi it's me, the guy who has played the story mode of all 3 games and octo expansion (didn't get the new dlc, heard it was not great), and doesn't really play the multiplayer very much>>1490669the move from 2 to 3 was definitely weird and could have just been more updates to 2, but 1 was a wii u game, so 2 is the real first game for most people
>>1490669Everyone just jumps to the new game or are left behind>>1490671That's fair, some bosses were great in the story modes, like octavio or the fat bear in spaceshame the rest of it was just boring in the 3 games imo
>>1490674honestly I fucking hated the story modes in 1 and 2 lmao. they were slow and boring as shit having to comb through every inch of the levels looking for all the hidden shit. I didn't buy octo expansion when it came out because I thought it was stupid as hell to pay $20 for more of that dogshit mode. and then I played 3's story mode and it was formatted totally differently and was a ton of fun and people were like "oh yeah it's just like the dlc for 2!" so I had to go check that out too.
>>14906401 to 2 was fair, it moved from the WiiU desert to the fertile Switch plains, also the new weapons and modes were meaty enough to justify a proper sequel... barely. If the WiiU wasn't a trash fire, 2 would have basically no reason to exist, at least while WiiU online was still aliveand even as someone who jumped from 1 to 3, the difference between 2 and 3 is mainly just flavor, different modes for Splatfest, non-seasonal/constant PvE mode, and having the meta balanced around different weapon types and special attacks... nothing that a patch couldn't fix, reallythey're obviously gunning for Spla4oon to recapture the "we're on a new console" vibe 1-to-2 got, but they're too risk-averse to actually fundamentally change how the game works
i hope the switch 2 gets emulated early on, nintendo's super jewish and being able to play the games for free with superior performance was pretty nicet. won't buy a console either way at this point and only plays emulated games to study japanese (save states, pausing etc)
anyone plays barotrauma? I just got the game>>1490682so just nintendo being nintendoI have a disdain for anyone still likes nintendo desulike disney adults
>>1490691ever since the gamecube i had that perception of nintendo fanst. stopped caring about sony after the ps2 / during the psp days
>>1490691I like them in the sense that they generally make good games, which is more than I can say for most big AAA studios. but their business practices definitely leave a lot to be desired
>>1490690>i hope the switch 2 gets emulated early on,They Game Freak leaks had some Switch 2 information. The Switch 2 will have almost the same architecture as the Switch (the main change is better specs). I expect Switch 2 emulators will be available shortly after launch.>>1490696>their business practicesJAPAN>>1490596I assumed Aqua had her own model on account of her floating. That's purely an animation difference?
>>1490696like I would be neutral about them if they would fucking stop killing literally all fanworks
>>1490640super bombergirl it's just a port for consoles
>>1490691I actually got hit with a bit of Wii modding nostalgia recently, and was trying to make a Mario Kart custom character. Not only was optimizing Shiron's model from 20000+ tris down to <1500 while looking nice a time-consuming task, getting her to animate properly without collapsing in on herself is a bitch too.
>>1490737>20000+ trisThat seems excessive for the amount of space they fill on the screen.
>>1490699the greatness of Nintendo is in the past, there will no longer be enough good games to justify buying a Nintendo console
>>1490816>one girl (female) in the eoom>all the heads are looking in every direction but her'sShe might just be staff, but still, damn
>>1490949...where?
Hey nuki!
>>1490953in the middle, the fat one with the dress
>>1491116thats actually a balding man, you can see the scalp under the blur
>>1491120the infamousTeam Degenerates!
Hey there inaba!
>>1491125papuru is just wearing a bikini
>>1491128>papuru'nuff said
>>1491126hello. ネキミ
That kusorush was wewWhat the hell were they thinking
>>1490640splatoon 1 was better than splatoon 2. It was a downgrade due to controls but an upgrade in casual modes.I wouldn't like to see this game create a community like that one, but cooperative casual modes could be fun, The real fun was private battles and festival events, seems pretty cheap and something any live service should do, this game is seriously lacking those kind of events and it would really benefit from something like that, any game would.Come to think of it, lag is less of a problem in those games compared to this one
>>1491197>Come to think of it, lag is less of a problem in those games compared to this oneI think the main problem there is that bombs are placed instantly. with most games they can fudge things to help cover up latency, like skipping ahead in an animation or speeding it up or whatever so that way both people see the end result more or less at the same time. but with bombergirl bombs are literally placed the frame you press the button, and there's no fudging that. so you see yourself put down a bomb which totally blocked off that guy, but in the 100+ms it takes for your ping to resolve plus the other player's, he's already walked past where you placed it since it wasn't there on his end. it's poor online design from the get-go
>>1491128And a barcode tattoo on her thighAnd shackles, for her wrists and her ankles
>>1491211>it's poor online design from the get-goPlay on 8 co-located arcade cabinets like Konami intended.
>>1491226They have the average PC lag anyway, its actually easier to get all 8 japs konaste lagless gamesArcades have dozens of cabinets shitting up the network, so most of the time it's not much better, other than lack of DMsPics of courseSo the actual solution is do not play konaste outside of Asia
MFG konaste when?
>>1490737Retopoing someone else's work is always a pain
>>1491256cute>>1490737also cute. i wish i had time to study this kind of thing
>>1491256Better questionWhy we don't have a MFG character yet?
>>1490506They're bombs.
>>1491576They can destabilize my infrastructure any day, if you know what I mean
>>1491576good one anon
>>1491576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMoXON7k--c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk3SehzRbyk
>>1491896God I wish I had Tekka. She's everything I want in an attacker. Be very annoying.
I got sepia and the jelly toast!
>>1491908Very Nice>She also has Platina the one character I want since foreverF-FFF
My own clone
>>1491909there are no she's in the thread, silly anon
had fun games today! the new bomb volcano is a lot of fun
>>1491910Now we both fuck asagi
Is it just me or someone will randomly disconnect mid-match? I think almost half of my recent games are like that.
>>1491985that is just someone with unstable connection, maybe you
>>1491990shouldn't I be the one getting DCed if that's the case? I'm pretty sure I can't be the host as well. Maybe something changed in how matchmaking works? I don't know. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
>>1491995More or less. When someone with lag plays, it demands more from the host's computer. I don't understand it very well and the explanations I have seen have been very unsatisfactory. The player or players with lag end up demanding more from the host and sometimes someone ends up being the victim of a DC or the queue breaking.
is there a tutorial on how to change an account e-mail and password?
>>1491996> the player or players with lag end up demanding more from the host and sometimes someone ends up being the victim of a DC or the queue breaking.That probably can't be right. If that's true then Nigga/Panicbom (real)/DMP/ Tcafr and most of the BR continent had disconnected the whole player base already. My theory is that DCs happen mid-match when one guy has a very unstable ping. the designated host doesn't like it when a player doesn't send packets in a timely manner since it affects game sync and if enough packets aren't received the host sneezes and disconnects that player immediately.
bomb volcano 3 in a nutshell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMcQ3qRJgVw
>>1492074
>>1492359you are going to SHOOT and you are going to LIKE IT!
>>1492359tits so big she needed two cards
>>1492359Nice silva get!
>>1492086What is she saying?
>>1492550
>>1492550マスク ~聞いてもたでえ ~ ?最近ええカンジの女の子の友避がむるって確かな話をよォ ~ ?しかも女の子のちがゾッコンときたもんや!てスターモスミにヒダけまへんなSFX このこの ~でも ... マスターの童貞と私に奪られちやつたのにねSFX クスクス ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6xTpRH4iMoHum...This guy is the other Mattsun, right?I don't know how to differentiate between their gameplay and I don't have the patience to do it
>>1492797there are multiple massun????
>>1492798Yeah, one is GM and other is Master B or something.
>>1492074https://youtu.be/KP4gw_lATocwould be a more appropriate theme
What were they thinking?! It almost kind of worked thoughbeit
Hey meat!
>>1492937if i killed you im sorry also hi
>>1492879dark as defense? or just triple offense and leave hiiro to spam blocks and stall?
>>1492879I like how there is a running gag/tradition in the Bombergirl thread about censoring your teammates and yourself so you dont get exposed yet we all know each other.The Xutaposition between wantin to stay anonymous and making yourself known. Keep this Trad Running.
>>1493026>yet we all know each otherMAN AI TAB be leaking everyone's names with .webmfaggotry.
i dont even know myself
>>1493081>leakingare you hiding something?
You heard it, boys!DON'T post images or videos unless you have the names hidden! Otherwise someone might find out that (YOU) are actually playing the game!
i'm actually pinezurit. nakadashitai
>>1493161You're not actually Japanese?!?!
>>1493165
>>1493161I'm pretty sure クンラグ is "con[nection] lag" but according to google your crime is "shit rag".>>1493165ネキミ is written in the syllabary nips use to transcribe foreigner gibberish.
>>1493182It's クソラグ
>>1493182So what does it mean
>>1493186That makes more sense.>>1493188When I google ネキミ all I find is tourism info for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekimi,_Wisconsin and people addressing the Bombergirl player https://x.com/NEOACE5/status/1851655245044293896
>>1493196Pfhahahahahahha!do not EVER post about me on twitter!
>>1493182It's just kusolag, I try not to abuse it and I wish I was in japan just so my connection wasn't so bad>>1493188Nothing that I'm aware of except some town in the US, I just like the name
Speaking of shitlist. Here's the newest comprehensive hall of fame shitlist google doc https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ViZwmc8IZKjfkH-cqFwPAIrpGauNm8w8FMjSkaoZvJ8/edit?gid=1055111574#gid=1055111574&fvid=563717461
>>1493213damn, YANMA has it rough
>>1493213>5028 entriesI didn't realize there were 5028 players.
>>1493220Oh there's duplicates.>>1493219He's 1.6% of all reports lmao.
>>1493213>konakona: 19>pinezuri: 16>ticafr: 10>meat: 10>nigga: 6>manaita: 4>dolphin: 31>ruudo: 81>teraluna: 19>poropi: 6>nyorocchi: 12
>>1493220There are a lot of repeating reports compiled on the spreadsheet. If you check the third spreadsheet (it's on the upper left) there's another spreadsheet for how much a player is reported.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ViZwmc8IZKjfkH-cqFwPAIrpGauNm8w8FMjSkaoZvJ8/edit?gid=1591234636#gid=1591234636
>>1493228>4th placeHeh, who's laughing NOW?
Also, the shitlist riled SAPPHIRE too much he argued with the nips in the comment section.
>>1493239You're actually in 267th place with 4 reports total.
>>1493247
>>1493247There are 338 players (including himself) with 4 or more reports and 100 players (himself included) with exactly 100 reports.He's in a 100-way tie for 338th place.
*with exactly 4 reports
>manaita has 100 reports
>>1493228>dolphin: 31but why
>>1493244he got banned from the discord for sperging out about the shitlist there too
>>1493286【罪状】リザルトNG煽りスタート地点で全掘りアイテム回収ももぴゅん用にアイテム残し無し自分は一切敵ベースにタッチ出来ずに負けるとNGクロは絶対譲らない>>811 そいつ2回あたって2回ともNG連打キメられたわ同じく敵ゲージはほぼ満タン>>811こいつとマッチしたら負けた瞬間にまずNG打ってくるごめんは見たことない、まだ無言の方がマシ【罪状】上記のシオンと同じ試合で、ゲージ負けしてよろしくと「お前は所詮ただの天才か」のSPボイスを終了時とリザルト画面でずっと連打前の試合でもこの2人が同じチームになったらずっと煽り合いしてて煩い【罪状】残り60秒捨てゲー【罪状】被せ味方のボマー、アタッカーに対し選択キャラのロールを被せてくる被せられたプレイヤーがそれに反応してロールを変更するとさらに被せてくる【罪状】無言エメラ固定時間ぎりぎりにアクアに変更何度も行ってる常習犯で拠点は一切守らない。負けるとチャット連打のgm。既にアケで晒されるみたいだが、何か対策できないものかね【罪状】攻メラ 即またねwin10は標準装備で即録画できるから覚悟しといてね【罪状】ゲーム途中に回線切断、後衛放棄【罪状】負けて煽り後切断【罪状】放置、NG【罪状】負けると「NG」・「またね」連打【罪状】レート戦下位マッチ配信にて、味方のモモコがリス埋めもしない初心者なことにキレたのか棒立ち捨てゲーその後COM化したので切断した模様https://i.imgur.com/78sixgr.mp4【罪状】意図的な編成事故、切断、存在
>>1493286Whenever he swaps to shooter Aqua I assume
>>1493286>>1493297i've seen him throwing games
>>1493286【罪状】みんなが準備OKしてるのに一人だけアクアでオーホッホッホ連呼して時間ギリギリまで続けた【罪状】シューター枠で攻めパプル今更だけどこいつは何がしたいのかさっぱりわからん【罪状】シューター枠で攻めパプルして負け気楽マッチとはいえ何度もしてる模様【罪状】完全無言、防衛放棄、試合中不利になったら切断、死んでくれ【罪状】アクアオンリーもう殿堂入りでいいかこいつ?毎回晒しでいいだろ【罪状】毎試合開始数秒前にロール被せ【罪状】切断【罪状】切断レート期間中はシューターからアクアに直前変更して切断カジュアルになっても切断こいつは毎度書いてたらきりないレベルで切断かなり悪質【罪状】が切断したのを見て自分も切断(同チーム)【罪状】途中切断【罪状】まだ試合時間200秒くらい残ってるのに切断【罪状】開幕切断【罪状】故意切断 くれば配信に証拠あり【罪状】砂漠3 防衛放棄捨てゲして即ベースがわれるこの人GCなんでしょ 他のGCと比べてだいぶ弱ない
>>1493299that's a lot
hey doriru, i have an account for you if you want it. it has:all base characters with all skillskuro, urushi, chigusa and olive with all skillsgrim aloe with healaqua and blueberry with no skills+300 something ticketsi made this alt last year and farmed all the events with it. farmed all the tickets too i think. i made it because i thought my main might get banned. i was rolling for kuro kick this banner and got grim aloe + blueberry so it seems like a perfect fit for you. i don't think my main will get banned and i'm playing the game less so i'll just give it away if you want it. all i ask in return is that you only take the account if you intend to keep playing the gamethat said, there is one problem with it for you. i placed it on A last ranked season, which means the matches are going to be really hard for you. you may get reported but i don't think you'll be banned. you should drop to a proper rank next ranked season. anyhow it will be easier to find matches. you might dislike the in-game name too. let me know if you want it. you'll have to post an e-mail i can use to talk to you
>>1493343>doriruwhomvste?
>>1493348the newbie who wanted to main blocker and said he wanted grim aloe in particular
our last thread is still alive, it has been 3 days, >>1493213<<
>>1493353new thread was made because of the image limit so it's ok. you can make a new one before page 10 if the old one reaches the image limit
>>1493360I am just saying that it won't die and that 3 days is s a lot for a thread with no posting
>>1493367Reminder that we are in /vm/, way slower boardHell, the Blue Protocol general is still there even though is super dead
>>1493367it's fine, the mod occasionally drops by to ban someone and he's been fine with our policy for the past 2+ years
>>1493360We were on page 10.
>>1493265
>>1493396kek
>>1493396lol good one
>DJALEXEY: 2.From Google Trans:"KONASTE Night "Crime Patrol: Treason of all kinds.I'm sure he'll surpass Rudo!It was the first time I'd seen his name, but he was an insane idiot.He'll ruin the match even more than Rudo, so be careful if you see his name!"The Dj, the Bombed one, the one to surpass Mana & Rudo. (me).
>>1493412[Crime] Making unpleasant chats, being the only one who is jerky, having a suspicious initial movement, defending the base with a chainsaw instead of attacking, etc.>Having a sus initial movementNew Attacker Meta?
That was a good match.
>>1493417
Does arcade have a shit list as well?
>>1493213I have the same name as one of the guy in the shitlist. Just installed the game 2 days ago so it couldn't be me
>>1493631https://youtu.be/Ul4NbBaiBIo?t=40>>1493587It's the same list. 接続店舗名 is the arcade the player was playing from. The arcade is listed as コナステ for console players.
>>1493642>for console playersNANI?!?
>>1493228people are just mad at my insane skillz
>>1493676
>not on the shitlisti hope i can keep this up :)
I swear, since I heard a Japanese man say "Childoplay" at the KAC 2023 Bombergirl Tournament all that comes to mind is "uooooggghhhhh". I know they use it as sinonymus of "easy gg" but, what can I say, I am a lolicon, I love playing with little bomber girls. uooogh. Childplay!Childplay!Childplay!
https://x.com/gowan501/status/1854127284862824716
>>1493724One of Grim Aloe's skills is called “Child play”, it's the one that turns enemies into mimbos (the blobs that jump from side to side).
chiamo?
>>1493795Tsugaru nooo
>>1493795Ahhhthe power of LOVE!
>>1493811Nice!
>>1493795Daily aqua life
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe87NPZ2/
>>1493728I bet grey gives good paizuri
>>1493729naruhodo. Devilish.uoooooooghhhh
>>1493833thanks! Was going to fully unblock the teleporter until I saw how low the health of both bases was
>>1494471yeah, that's a common mistake (I commit too sometimes)
bweeeeh
>>1494660i think the aqua was griefing
>>1494661ill bweeh even harder then
>>1494662yet that bweeh only has 2 eeshmm curious
>>1494664BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>1494666
meat if we lose i'll slap you
>>1494678Hot...Can I get a slap too?
>>1494678>>1494680Stop beating up MEAT
you actually killed me 4x times in a row at the start. on top of digging like a retard. holy shit
>>1494684Here's the form:>【プレイヤー名・ランク】>【接続店舗名】>【対戦した時間】>【使用キャラ】>【罪状】
>>1494690
whatever i may have done im sorry and/or tired also bweeeeeh
>>1494694I think I saw her hidden eye when she first loads into the game.
GG pinezuri
>>1494711it's only good if i win
>>1494712NG pinezuri
>>1494714stop sniping me
>>1494754NG
you'll probably win this one
>>1494760gg
>wait 5 min for a match>queue breaks
>>1494764ですよねー
MANA, I haven't bought a new controller yet.Why you did this to me.
>>1494767I can't shoot for shit with or without one
>>1494767>>1494769play aqua shooter
>>1494769All right, I forgive you.
>>1494770maybe next time I willbut losing a match like that would feel worsebecause it's as if I was being cheeky and be responsible for the loss>>1494771thanks
【プレイヤー名・ランク】ワイワイワールド , @ruiruisan【接続店舗名】コナ ス テ, youtube.com【対戦した時間】2024-11-08 17:30 UTC+0 through present (20:00 UTC+0)【使用キャラ】ダァク, パイン, アクア, and プルーン【罪状】streamed with a グリムアロエ thumbnail. did not play グリムアロエ
>>1494833which one of you did this
I'm surprised I'm still getting 4v4s this late on a Fridayis it the event?
>>1494833LOL
>>1494857i think people want to practice bomb volcano 3 since it's a new map
i was in a map and there was this fat tower bombing me down how do i survive that shit
>>1494917>fat tower bombing me down
>>1494917don't step on red and bomb the towers
>>1494918i posted it on the wrong thread
>>1493872games today in three to four hours got 9 votes!
>>1495387I don't need to vote then
bweh? bweh
>>1495401meat is that you? i'll still slap you if we win
>>1495403BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
the aqua on my team is a turbofaggot, i don't think you can win
>>1495408never underestimate the human spirit ill become the bomb hat will detonate the heavens
>>1495409our other players were good too. unfortunate
>>1495411well played
>>1495387>9 votesI don't need to play then
we're gonna try playing ~1:10, lobby password 80085
>>1495443
>>1495459i have diarrhea, i was pooping, i couldn't be here in time for the queue. i dunno how many people you gotqueue again 1:20, remember to set the private password 80085
>>1495501we only have 6 even with you
>>1495503so I still have to play
>>1495503>>1495504yeah it makes sense for us to have 7. i think there are 2 fake votes. so we need +1 for full lobbies
queuing
Hahahahahaah!GG
>>1495503sorry I got the time wrong
>>1495515You can't just queue without telling us.
>>1495519i said queue time was 1:20
>>1495519It's okay, sometimes people don't pay attention.WTF, my game crashed.
>>1495520Oh... I wasn't paying attention.
queue 1:25. we were missing only one. i think we have 8 if inaba is here
darn, it errord
who broke the lobby>>1495522you retard
>>1495522wait, let's queue 1:28 then. so you have enough time to open the game and set everything updon't queue 1:25queue 1:28
>>1495516was funny, GG
>>1495527fuck I started queue
SSSATURDAY NIGHT BONGA!!!
>>1495527I'm doing a checkup of the files.I think five minutes is enough
we're gonna queue 1:28 regardless. you guys can join the next game if you queued wrong or game is not ready or whatever
>>1495531your controller tab...
>>1495537it's fine, it survived the impactonly the cable got damaged
I forgor to queue
we got 5 people. we had 8. i'll post a queue time when the game is over
queue 1:39
q
fuck yeah
queue 1:50
Holy shit. I'm really sorry.
>>1495561sorry for what?
>>1495561nah, I fucked up
>>1495561aim your apple nek
>>1495565
whoops
queue 1:55
>>1495571I won't make it
but why?
anyone of you play barotrauma?also getting 8 people to play the same thing is impossible huh
>>1495578I hit requeue after the first match,(since we had 8 people) and I got into a bot match
Mana...
>>1495581oh fuck I alt tabbed out and forgot to check the lobby
>>1495581sorry
>>1495580chain queuing doesn't work well due to the different pings. just queue at the right time instead
>>1495584my badI'll wait for the next match
queue 2:06
>>1495584to add to this. if we were still using the /v/ module with the 5 min queue, it might work. but private lobbies only search for 60 seconds so we might run into a situation where the hosts find a game before some people with higher ping can even click yes to queue again
we're back!
queue 2:17
futa gave up on shootinglol
forgot my bomb toss wasn't charged up there lol
>>1495599i have no idea what you're talking about
lobby broke, queue 2:20
It error'd
queuing again
qqqqq
error
It error'd again
queue 2:24, if it breaks again we're gonna have to go on steam and make the lobby password private
why? let me play
What's happening?
Ok. Someone is breaking the queue. Can we use the steam group to test if it's someone from outside or here?
qt pie is the only person not in the group i believe. i think someone is breaking the queue on purpose just to fuck with ussteam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/vm-bongaif the queue breaks again we'll have to set up the games over there. or not playqueuing 2:24
>>1495612you can break the queue if you want. someone might be doing that to us. if it breaks again, we'll take it to the steam group. if it breaks again, i'll ban everyone in the group who's not playing atm. pretty simple
ok, seems he stopped for now. if we have to go the steam group, we'll post the password there but synchronize the queue times here
I love that maniacal laugh.
owkuso rush
queue 2:35
holy shit, that comeback
>>1495616I really just think that not everyone's connection is compatible with each other. Not everyone is Type A, right? Maybe that's just it.
>>1495628I think this is only important for the host.
>>1495628it's not that
queue 2:44, nakadashitai is a black gorilla
we won even though I tried my hardest to throw
>>1495634I won't let you throw
It's okay. Fun game.
that was terrible
queue 2:54
that was funnythe never ending tower
>>1495633Like every kuro player should be
this map is still too new for mesorry
>>1495645after this one the break will be slightly longer for peeing / drinking water (~7-8 min instead of ~2-3)
>>1495649Yeah, I want a break too.
queuing, short break after this game
they really made the voicelines cut-off on the loading screen didn't they
queue 3:12
>>1495654Yeah. Nobody wants to hear my cute rat
bomb!
queue 3:16
what the shit
nyooo
>>1490523i love anime girlsi wanna be an anime girl
queue 3:30, my controller stopped working, i need a few more mins
>>1495678what?
How I wish I had Pastel's twinbee alt skill
ok my controller is back, queue 3:30, sorry. it seems to have disconnected because it was inactive for too long
I am disappointin myself
>>1495678Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong thread the TG in /d/ is a few blocks down
>>1495685
queue 3:41
I can finally rest. Nekimi will carry me
queue 3:51
>>1495702last one for metired
>>1495703ok, last one then
>>1495703alright
darn, I pressed queue early
Sorry for the NG I haven't set the chat for Silva yet.
>>1495699>Nekimi carried meIt's this easy
>>1495706
i guess last game will be a 4v3 then. oh well
>>1495708
Everyone the same character?
Good luck
shiro bot pulled out an ultrawhat the fuck
ggs. we won't be playing tomorrow since we definitely won't have enough i think. we'll try playing again whenever private lobbies are up again
I can't get into my own base
Fun games everyone
gg >>1495722
GG, fun games
ggs bombas
GGs everyonesorry nekimi
>>1495730Kek, you got your revenge
>>1495730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>1495730>That missUltra Instinct Momoko (forma de ídolo)
>>1495734???Nekimi is from his team
GGS anons!
>>1495730kek, everything there is great
shit i forgot to queue
>enemy team is passionately making out while we're icing each other
>>1495739
>>1495686
>>1495741Hot
>>1495729>hanavi2I'd never seen this artist before. Thanks for sharing.https://backend.deviantart.com/oembed?url=https://www.deviantart.com/hanavi2/art/Bombergirl-890558597
I wish we still had in-house games after maintenance.
>>1495769オ−−−ッホッホッホッホッホ
>>1495779there's 2 problems. one is that we don't have enough people, the other is that our hosts are usually not playing at that timei wish we could do it but considering how hard it's been to have inhouses lately, it makes more sense to try to have them when it's easier to set them upi made a poll: https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1XVPJy5i don't think we'll have enough though and one of the voters has to be able to host
>>1495779>Not sleep and host 1 am - 3/4 am>Wait, then host again around 7 amAIIEEEE! LET ME SLEEP.
>>1495852don't worryit's not happening
>>1495852>>1495862yeah i don't think we''ll have enough people. go to bed
>>1495748cameltoe
https://youtu.be/QDR54Nki2xA?si=Ce9RlF_tUIDdYxQwFunny Bomba Video.
>>1496450i like the sepia one
https://www.twitch.tv/meatboy_90 some games to demonastrate im indeed not dead yet
hey meat
>>1496669hello
sorry meat
>>1496673np
we tried
>>1496691indeed ticafr dropped the game unfortunately
>>1496692don't know if it was because of the lack of players, but it seems we can still get matchedGGs
>>1496702GG!
>>1496702if bots and long cd is in play it means most people arent playing
I feel too lazy to get all the season rewards, how many games a day do I need to get them all? ore maybe I should marathon them all?
>>1496847someone earlier said 6 or 7 I think
>>1496859fuck, I was only doing dailies and already missed several days
>>1496863just play some extra games or buy the point boost
Is this free or do you need credits to play?
>>1497312FREE. You also get 1 free gacha roll a day after playing 5 matches.
>>1497315Hold on why are you pointing that thing at me if you don't want my money
>>1497316I don't want your money silly. I want you to haul your ass into the game so we can all play together and kick your ass
>>1497487seems lazy
>>1497487kinda garbage colors the green one looks nicer tho
???
>>1497499PREMIUM PLAY
>>1497499more ways to wring out money
>>1497499
>>1497532I'd like to point out on benefits #3 it is Local Room rather than Locker room. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>1497532it translated 250 to 2500 lmao
>>1497532This is good, but it drains a lot of money
she cookin'
>>1497661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA
Hey there nuki
>>1497499When you're squeezing a lemon press but there's not much left in the lemon so you adjust your grip to squeeze harderServers shutdown soon, within 2 years maybe
>>1497695Hi
>>1497711Based Tsugaru enjoyer>tfw my blocker abandoned me more than once without blocks in the base just to play with the enemy kuro and lose to her several times thereStill fun games nuki
hey ignoble naka
Why?
>>1497764Hey, ****
>>1497764wait, who?
>>1497701i dunno, i feel like someone might've said this 2? years ago when they added events to konasute or before the new rows for extra characters was added (before blueberry? or melon?)we have no idea how the game is doing outside of maybe someone living in japan. the konasute player retention seems to be pretty bad given how few of our newbies stick around (fudge is the newest regular in the thread and he's been playing for like a year?). i dunno what the retention for people who can play in the arcade is like. and how often they'd have to paypig to make it profitablei could see konami releasing the full game with all cosmetics unlocked on the switch 2 thougheverbeit. it already happened with the megaman gacha and i think one of the dragon ball ones? but i'd expect it to be japan only. either way people have been doomposting before the game even went f2p on pc so whatever
>>1498039* releasing the game with all cosmetics unlocked on the switch 2 after the arcade is killed
>>1498039we had someone new last private games
>>1498045yeah but my point is people sticking around. we also had cunny playing for a while on our inhouses for example but he disappeared after a few weeks?/months
>>1497499does that count as wringing out more money?it's 100 yen per play, you get 1 pull from the gacha. but doing 130 yen gets you a 5 pull as well as the bonus EXP.It seems like a way to try and get new players "caught up"
>>1498039JP arcade player heregames are doing relatively well in the arcades, usually in the evening there's like two or three dudes at bonga cabinets, me includedwe also get the occasional tourist group that looks at this and thinks "WOW SO FUCKING ZANY BOMBERMAN BUT BOOBS!" and they drop a few hundred yen into a game
>>1498299happy to hear
>>1497855I may have been tired and misread the name, but there was a Kuro in the other teamhe was AFK though
>>1498455>he was AFK thoughyeah uhm, that's meI fucked up last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlzB8rKwvLQ>kuro wedding dressI kneel
>>1498768for a second my brain short circuited and i thought you were talking about chloe i was hyped....
>>1498781who's chloe?
>>1498789
>>1498053premium play doesn't actually give you a 5 pull, the 5 pull is a new feature that's separate from premium playfor someone like me who doesn't live in japan (only visiting from time to time) and has Brass stuck at Rank 120 I am absolutely going to Premium Play and never map vote lol
>>1498768Cute
>>1498827>no HiiroI sleep
>>1498889arcade's getting hiiro pickups this week, go play there if you want her :^)
Hey there inaba
>>1498905Hi ネキミ.
mas pippi genki da ne mumu
hey fudge
>>1498943GG mana!
>>1498951GG fudge!
GG!
>>1498969オーーーッホッホッホッホ!GG
>>1498979and GG again!
>>1498980GGs!
ggs! fun games today!
hey ignoble
>>1499047Hey, GG.
>>1499040>>1499076GGs
>>1498929マスぴっぴ〜、元気無いね〜?…揉む?
I don't remember if i already posted thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89lHyxR7804
>>1499392What is this dance called?
>>1499436the protein drain dance
had fun games today!
>>1500222based
https://x.com/kokumo7667/status/1856668339655082456
konasute needs some fucking new cosmetics ffs. i got the tsugaru skill i wanted at least
>>1500473nice bunny outfit
>>1500498nice revenge>>1500499outfuckingskilled
>>1500504thanks anon!
https://x.com/573Kuji/status/1856970330830442682It's funny that they used the artwork that was censored in the arcades in the merchandising.
https://x.com/kokumo7667/status/1850537282853302372
>>1501150cute!
is 4chanx ded for you too guys?
>>1501182just spotty connection
>>1501182
>>1501229
>>1501240you can guess how it went
>>1501229>Papuru>Kazuma-sanLOL
>>1501322i don't get it
>>1501112how do i buy this as a filthy gaijin
>>1501724Proxy service
>>1501724>配送手数料>複数回注文でも【20個まで】全国一律660円(税込) で配送Deliveries to japan only.
almost there...
acid more like flaccid
Playing ac right nowAs a defender main, cyberspace 3.1 is pain given map form, what the flying fuck is this
>>1502182take pic of arcade
>>1502183ok
>>1502296I took the pic vertically why did it flip
>>1502296I'm jelly
>>1502296wish i could play bombergirl on arcade too
>>1502296How is it?already have papuru?
>>1502306Actually i've been playing since 2019 so i got papuru even before konasute, i just don't live here and i'm still lacking shiron
>>1502307That's nice
>>1502330H-He is fast
>>1502298Your phone didn't flip the image. It pinned a tag to the image asking programs that open the image to flip it.When 4chan receives an image it throws out all the metadata tags (because some of them can be used to doxx you). This threw out the "please flip me" tag.
>>1501182i started using 4chan xt a while ago: https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt4chan x is abandoned
>>1501182be a man and go raw
i hate bombergirl
>>1503084skill issue
>>1502716I like the quick reply thingy
Hey there Mana
>>1503268hey Nekimi
>>1503269What a clown game, gg Mana
>>1503272not sure what I expected from someone with troll in his nameGG
Jesus that sepia's lagSorry mana
>>1503281they played us like a fiddle
hey inaba
>>1503290hey
carry meeee
thanks antispam measures
thanks for the carry!
>>1503296Our momoko having an aneurism with my suicidal Emera play.
>>1503297these nattsun vs mattsun games....
>>1503300hey ネキミ
dunno if i should stream also fuck everything
>>1503308Stream
>>1503312https://www.twitch.tv/meatboy_90 fine
If you're not grinding for event items or trying to get a character, no need to push yourself to play
>>1503365cute
hello ignoble meat
GG meat ignoble
>>1503384>>1503394toot
>>1503384>>1503394GG
>>1503315thanks for the streamGGs
ttps://x.com/seija427So i was right beside this girl in the arcade just now. Didn't know she did a lot of art; she's gone now, i wanted to at least be polite to not open her twitter near her lolShe's MasB, plays like one ofc, usually plays Platinum but goes Pine Silver/Olive and Urushi for other rolesAnd let me tell you she sure opened my eyes to the fact thar Platina actually has fans, I thought everyone was just tierwhoringHer eamuse is a glass(?)-encased Platina one, she has a keychain I think, her Platina is currently rank 115 and title is プラチナの恋人She would at times, maybe as a break, go to Locker Room and put different outfits on Platina and take pictures from different angles, sometimes also taking pics of her other charactersShe would also go into single player and photo/video Platina's animations like stun, Cosmic Ray, break art, just running around etc She did this single player stuff at least 3 times while i was herePretty interesting seeing a Platina fan for the first time, and it had to be one of the biggest Platina fans probably
>>1504166
>>1504166I'm glad you're having fun interacting with the bombergirl community.
>>1504166that's so cute
>>1504166i don't think i had this much fun with the game even when i started playing
>>1504166Nice Killing Stalking, desu. Omoshiroi, dayo.But yeah, just like Platina Fans, Chigusa fans also exist, same goes for any other girl. What I don't get is why do even people question this? Of course someone is going to like Bombergirl A or B for any reason. Why is having a different taste or opinion such a wild concept for some of you?
>>1504166I wouldn't say i'm not guilty of the same thing, but with different girls.
there is only one chigusa fan who is schizophrenic and pretends to be multiple people
>>1504233is it You?
>>1504235no
>>1504238可愛いですね
>>1504233I haven't seen chigussy anymore. But I'm also playing less bombergirl now
>>1504166you rreddit spacing is killing me
GG inaba
>>1504436GG
What's the name of that web-based irc chat?I need it right now.
>>1504364he's been dead for months>>1504457kiwi irc iirc
>>1504485died of bad taste
>>1504493come on now
>>1504496i mean he's not actually dead. but i guess that was too mean, i apologize
>>1504505We know everyone loves Asa-I mean Chigusa around here
ATTENTION BONGASTOMORROW IS EARLY MAINTENANCEPLEASE PLAN YOUR MATCHES ACCORDINGLYTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>1504669thanks for the heads up
>>1504669Thanks anon!
>>1504669As the person who told me this you just have caused it to happen. :(
is there a way to speed up this downloading? its stuck on like 1mb/s despite having far more
>>1504829nah, konami uses all their bandwith makin gusre you play gacha or something
is this game dead? i get only matched with bots, how to play with people
>>1505323you have to win 3? matches against bots before you can play with other people
>>1505324I think it was 5
Dear Konami,Please don't put me in the GM bracket.I'm utterly crap.
>>1505454If you finished over 1600 you FUCKING deserve it!
>havent play bomba in a few months>get nat f all of a suddenwell fuck you konami i wont buy bomber tickets now for hiiro
>>1505457にょょょ...
>>1505458My nat changes from one computer to another at home.I don't think you should worry if you're not going to be the host
>>1505465thought nat f meant you could match at all with people
>>1505468Yes, but you can change the port or some settings and get a higher nat
hey qt
>>1505480
>>1505480I want to play with Mana. I don't want to play with the GMs.Are you enjoying Elin? It's full of threads from the game on /v/
>>1505487I haven't played it much, it looks really complicatedI'm having trouble crafting basic stuff
>>1505484GG!
>>1505490same tab, sameI used to be able to make end meet by fishing in elonanot in this game
aah fuck
>>1505502
holy shitwe actually beat kanikui and poropi
>>1505515neatgrats tab
>>1505515Holy shit.Good job, mana.Fate++ is also a GM
>>1505519thanks>>1505523yeah, our offense could barely scratch their base in that one
so how much time i have for dailies?
>>1505534it's over
got in one last match
>>1505880cute!
>>1505880>4each tail is 100 years
https://x.com/2411masa10/status/1858798234124382218
>>1506304lolnot even a hint of sexyness
>>1506306anon you want to fuck a chibi?
>>1506307no but it's so polar opposite it's funnylook at grim's chibi in jonger game
her arms are too long
>>1506309I think the sleeves are just wide in circumference, so it makes the arms seem like they start lower than they actually do.
>>1506309also Hiiro is looooong
>niggers clicks ok instantlyi'm fed up with having to switch from blocker in every game. gonna double pick blockers from now on in such cases
>>1506457I'm also tired of rudo(Nigga) but I'm tired of almost everything from bombergirl too.
>>1506473>but I'm tired of almost everythingif you're not actually grinding for something don't force yourself to play
>>1506494That's the problem. If I don't get the tickets for the new girl who's coming, I have no other reason to play.
>>1506517Well is the burnout worth it?
>>1506522No, I just hate myself, I guess. Or I like the game so much that I'm hoping for better days.
>>1506524idkyou can try beating them GMsthat's my goal I don't really care about new girls outside of novelty
Okay, it's rudo
My number one goal is to get as low as 1-2 self-inflicted full stuns in a match as a bomber. My average was in the 3-5 range last time I checked.
>>1506517that is why I try to play when anons here play
>>1506558Inaba...I think mitsushi plays a lot like your style. He's very fast, the problem is that he plays more with Platinum and Shiro.>>1506560You're right. I should play more with the people I know. Grinding alone doesn't seem to make anyone happy.
A fine ending for the day
>>1506584good for you tabI have to deal with ludo's altwhy is he in this bracket
>>1506585I'm sure we'll get matched again somedayin the meantimehang in there
>>1506595
Why is momoko flat?
>>1506624
>>1506585I've played two games with him today and that's enough to ruin my day
>>1506628I know at least 2 players who tends to abandon base as blocker or shooter and when we lose just says "thanks"in the mid bracket
>>1506634Really? I thought it was just a Rudo thing.Saying 攻めよう on the results screen and spaming さようなら.
>>1506638>just a Rudo thingnot at allunless they are secret alts of his
>>1506638There's a bunch of fags that are like that, Ruudo is just one of the biggest fags that do it
>>1506639sleep tight bonga
>>1506624flat is justiceflat is statusokay I like all sizes (other than comically huge or literal boy-tier)
Hi mint
>>1507000Hi and GGS qt pie!
PSA: Your characters announce when their skill gauge is full. Thanks for tuning in and see you next week.
>>1507210they do but it's easy to miss between all the noise
so far away...
hey panic
>>1507495I'm at 1800...
wrong number, sorryGG
>>1507545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E
Good Game
>>1507593It's almost impossible to stop a rush rat you know. Pls don't call for rush while rat is near the base. Also GG.
>>1507595I didn't see the rat. Sorry.
>>1507596It's fine. Losing is part of the game. We lose, we learn (I don't, mostly), and we move on.
>>1507599we don't do that either
fuck learning im gonna do mistakes again speaking of which my stonks are doing a little sum
>>1507606what will you do when next ranked comes?
>>1507618easy. ill get s again
>>1507629keep up the good work
>>1507633you too man
Oh, don't mind me...
>>1508004There's mp4 support now?
>>1508004what the fuck
>>1508007Apparently. 4chanx hasn't updated the changes yet but XT works fine.
>>15080314chanx nigga herelooks like mp4s are working, unless they're also meant to play sound then i can't hear shit
>>1508043I think he means you can't upload with 4chanx atm, it will automatically spit out the "unsupported format" error. also from what I understand, the rules on audio haven't changed, still only allowed on /gif/ and /wsg/
ggs pb
GGs QTsorry for my abject failures in defense
>>1508358early games today eh
chicken egg's is now having too many viewersthey will freak out if they see my name and she will tooripI can never snipe her
>>1508440
https://www.twitch.tv/meatboy_90 streaming a bit
>>1508440Just streamspine her, パインずり.
>>1508494got my ten murders all is fine but im blaming you on my channel cause i simply can https://i.imgur.com/LpYgMci.png
>>1508440What's stopping you now? You're already notorious.
>>1508492not me
>>1508504Ohhh, she's in the mid braket. Sorry about the namedrop.>>1508440Be nice to her and she might forgive you.
GG meat
GG againdone with dailies heregonna hop over to the other zone now
>>1508527>>1508548tooot
GG ignoble
>>1508569Fun game. GG
ttps://www.youtube.com/live/tIa_03Za2N4?si=jtkBXJaPDOEhUEuG&t=6051First time playing against Poropi, he happened to be streaming at the time. At first while playing I thought "sasuga he's always gonna dodge my shit" but then I look on his vod and I realized I was firing the most obvious shots that didn't need to be telegraphed much. Watching from another view really gives a whole new perspective
hey jeff
>>1509058GG QT
>>1509064gg
I hate bombergirl
>>1509097>>1508718
I love bonga, I love bombergirl so much
>>1509127I will play strinova instead
i want to love a bombergirl also sexually
https://x.com/bombergirl573/status/1859870000858960010
https://x.com/TmmYDZPPSlS87hk/status/1859796322083393703
>>1509261What the hell?
>>1509026top kek
>>1506624>Pine drinks sweet teas to "fuel her massive brain power", aka she carbo-loads because she's doing technical work all the time, so she eats a lot>Prune is lazy and slovenly, who likes being pampered, so she clearly likes rich foods>Melon is a "live, eat, drink, and love more" advocate, so she parties with rich foods and totally-legitimate alcohol, also she likes snacking on chips>Momoko strictly diets herself for "idol supremacy" and only indulges in coffeeI don't know, it could be anything
>>1509340WAYOOOOOOO!
had fun games today! sadly was not able to get the first one recorded as numlock was on/off however it was super close!
>>1509366you triedgood job
>>1509368thanks!
>>1509379>10 billion IQ
>>1509339its' melora's fault
COMBAT PRUNE!
>>1509473I should have healed the base. GG
>>1509474dont worry its fine thought we won but it was a lie
>>1509473what's combat about her
>>1509484the blood on her hands
the only thing prune is combating is my dick
I want to blame someone but I don't know who.
>>1509508your team, obviously
>>1509473
GG, I'm done for today
>>1509542how?
>>1509544you can run into a blast even if it was destroying a block
>>1509547lag then
>>1509550aren't bombs client-side?
>>1509570nice double!
>>1509339>Momoko strictly diets herself for "idol supremacy" and only indulges in coffee
new thread:>>1509779>>1509779>>1509779