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Wrong.
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>>36730521
Not canon
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>>36730521
>Both Ash and Tai's first kisses were by giant reptiles

I'm suddenly saury for both of them
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>>36730522
>Implying movies haven't been referenced by the main series
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>tai got the better deal
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>>36730522
Cope.
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>>36730521
S*RENAKEKS B T F O
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>>36730531
latias is a bird, it canonically has feathers
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>>36731031
>He doesn't know
Your highschool must have used science books from before the 1990s
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>>36730521
What a fucking retard. By that logic, Ash's first kiss would be Delia after she gave birth to him. Serena was his first kiss because it was ON THE LIPS. all other kisses are irrelevant.
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>>36732142
Everyone knows that family doesn't count, you inbred.
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>>36730522
>>36732142
serenacucks seething
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>>36731043
>birds evolved from reptiles so they are reptiles
Based retard
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>>36732312
>humans evolved from monkey so they are monkey
Yes retard.
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>>36730535
Examples?
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>>36732338
You must be a zodiacfag
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>>36730492
ngl tai got the better deal
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>>36732343
Not really , we are part of the primates family so monkey.
If you dont believe it you are either retard or a creationist moron.
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>>36732351
Are you the same guy that said birds are reptils?
If not, you're a bit stupid
If yes, you're a huge dumbass
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>>36732312
>Dinosauria is a permanent clade which cannot be evolved out of
>People refuse to learn how words are defined
You cannot evolve out of a clade period.
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>Modern college textbooks call birds reptiles
>These people who define the terms are retards because its not what I'm used to
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>>36732312
It was more akin to "dinosaurs were reptiles AND had feathers" I think. Don't overcomplicate, it doesn't make you look less like an idiot.
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>>36732363
>Are you the same guy that said birds are reptils
No.
>If not, you're a bit stupid
(Pic related)
Now kys.
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>>36732365
Literally the only counterargument to birds being under reptilia is creationism. This is due to how poorly reptilia has been defined. You just can't have a class that includes tyrannosaurus while excluding robins when physiologically speaking robins are more primitive than tyrannosaurs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blTpYiaby4E&feature=youtu.be
Venom had the worst first kiss
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>>36732312
>>36732363
"Reverse genetic engineering and the fossil record both demonstrate that birds are modern feathered dinosaurs,"
https://www.inverse.com/article/24268-dinosaur-chicken-gene-editing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird#cite_note-3

You can spend days reading sources and the only ones that will ever state that birds are not reptiles are either written by creationists or written before 1991. The debate is as over as the earth being the center of the universe. Why do people insist on talking about dinosaurs without picking up a book
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>>36732384
-Look mom it's a monkey!
-No kid, it's a primate but not...
-That's what I say! It's a monkey!
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>>36732444
>being this buttmad after losing an argument
Also nice wasted trip faggot.
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Wasnt Ash's first kiss Latias-as-Bianca? Kek, kalosperms trying to ignore history.
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>>36732142
Did we actually SEE the kiss? Then how do (You) know for sure it was on the lips? Meanwhile >>36730521 clearly shows Ash getting liplocked long before Serena was even thought of as a characer
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>>36732148
>>36732153
Why do you faggots think the kiss was insignificant when the writing staff and the director consider it revolutionary?
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>>36732460
How can I explain this to a dumb muhrican?
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Kourtney and Kim are both Kardashians,
But Kourtney is not Kim.
Do you got it now?
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>>36732578
>food comparison
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>>36732578
You do realize that Monkey is not a species and therefore would be the Kardashian in this comparison.

Species, genus, and family get traded relatively easily, but after that larger clades like monkies are hard to shake
Dinosaur is such a vague and far reaching term that there IS no definition for an animal that descended from dinosaurs but is not one. Scientists did not design one because its only purpose would be preserving nostalgia
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>>36732573
So revolutionary, they dropped and moved away from the series style, while simultaneously giving the female lead a personality next time out?
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>>36732571
>Then how do (You) know for sure it was on the lips?
This is astronomical levels of autism. You can't be this retarded. A lip-lock is considered a sexual act in Japan. The fact that they censored it pretty much implies that it was on the lips. The anime had NEVER censored a kiss until now because they have all been on the cheek.

>clearly shows Ash getting liplocked
So you're blind as well as braindead? Look closely, idiot. Latias kissed him on the cheek. His mouth is wide open
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>>36732600
You can argue your ass off about how insignificant it was, but your opinion doesn't matter. According to the writers, the kiss was revolutionary for a kids anime like pokemon. Even shoko called serena as the "legendary heroine" during Pokenchi.
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>>36732606
>astronomical levels of autism.
>says a serenafag SEETHING she was wrong
Difference being, they were allowed to show the kiss in cinemas, yet couldn't show the same kiss on TV dumbass. REEEE more.
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The kiss was stupid, Serena was basically every Misty fanfic ever somehow coming to life in the anime and forming into its own creature. There's a reason that shit was supposed to stay in fanfics
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>>36732629
>they were allowed to show the kiss in cinemas
Yes, Because it was ON THE CHEEK, you Fucking brainlet. Serena kissed him on the lips. it was censored is because they can't show two kids kissing on the lips
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>>36732339
Ash knows Latios when he battles Tobias.
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>>36732339
Like Dawn keeping the lunar wing from movie 10 ?
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>>36732691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9b1CmYzooM
>HUUURRRR KIDS SHOWS CAN'T SHOW KISSING

Compare to this, Dinosaur king, the most obvious knockoff of pokemon yet, dubbed by 4-motherfucking-kids with onscreen lip smooching. Multiple times.
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wtf i love digimon now
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>>36732746
>A pokemon rip-off didn't censor le kissu therefore it means nothing.
You're dumb as fuck. The reason they censored the kiss was because the executives denied them all permission to show it onscreen. They had two options, go for censorship or forget about the kiss. The Pokemon anime has NEVER censored a cheek kiss before. If it is censored, then it's obviously for something more.
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>>36730521
>on the cheek
lmao the desperation
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Why are Kissu threads always this fucking autistic?
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Didn't Team Rocket kiss him as well?
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>>36733045
On the cheeks.
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Poor Serena being in love with a fucking thot.
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>>36733038
Every fandom has autistic shippers, and that includes Pokémon.
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>>36733038
/vp/ has too many shippers, which means any mention of Serena kissing Ash is a magnet for damage controlling.
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It's alarming that people are up in arms more about if Serena pecked ash than if agumon made out with Tai
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>>36733080
Right? Everyone should know he made out with Kari first.
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>>36730492
Tai confirmed for ultimate chad to Ash's virgin.
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>>36733038
Because Pokemon has the most autistic shipfags, seeing as they self-insert as an eternal jobber that replaces the girl every new region
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>>36733533
Good thing Serena mostly put an end to that.
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>>36733607
Nice joke
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>>36733622
Not him, but he's right. Nobody really unironically ships Ash with any of the new SM girls since Serena had already been officially paired with him by the time they got introduced. This is the first time this has ever happened.
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>>36732339
Ash uses his Aura in a DP episode.
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>unironically caring about shipping
How do people sink this low?
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>>36733645
>Nobody really unironically ships Ash with any of the new SM girls
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>>36733683
>implying that's not true
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>>36733645
>this absolute ignorance
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>>36730492
So uh when are we getting AgumonxSerena cross over fan fiction?
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>>36733645
Why do all of you think the pokemon anime is more than a marketing program. Serena will be relevant until the people who like her aren't young anymore, and then make a surprise visit when they are all thirty, because that's how it works
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>>36733729
They're not going to officially pair Ash with anyone else, genius. People shipped him with whatever girls were around at the time because he hadn't actually BEEN paired with anyone at the time.

Do you think the Narutard fandom is actively shipping Naruto with whatever new girls get introduced these days now that he actually got properly paired with Hinata too?
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>>36733727
>not wanting serena be part of a hedgehog harem
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
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>>36733746
Anon, Ash and Serena aren't married yet. The then director said in a roundabout way that the kiss was a feel good ending for Serena, nothing about them gettin together for sure.
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>>36732460

Different anon here. You're fucking retarded. We're apes, not monkeys, they're different, though both primates.
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>>36733754
Yeah, a lot of the faggots still shipping Ash with some past girl damage control like that, but he was talking about how nobody unironically ships him with new girls.
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>>36733774
Dont care they mean the sale things in my country.
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>>36733746
>They're not going to officially pair Ash with anyone
ftfy
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>>36733746
This is really going to sting when Ash is pushed into a forced romance with the generation 45 transwoman protagonist
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>>36733837
Considering this is the Pokemon fanbase, I don't have any reason to believe that no one doesn't ship Ash with the new girls
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>>36733754
>>Ash and Serena aren't married yet
Anon, this is shounen. The MC ends up with the girl who crushes on him the hardest. Also you're misinterpreting what the director said. Here's an official statement from adamant regarding the translation:
>That "hopefully" bit, though... he's talking about how the viewers are meant to feel here, not about his own personal hope. When you watch this scene, you're supposed to assume they'll end up together. It's meant to give you this "they have to, don't they? It would be a colossal shame if they didn't, because came on,LOOKat this" feeling - it's not just a "hey, it'd be cool if they did, but who knows" thing
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>>36734113
>Implying the pokemon anime will have the same writers in two decades when Ash has burned through 50 serena clones
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>>36730521
>All those angry replies
Shipperfags
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>>36734143
All Pokémon shipping autists give me a chuckle. Serena is definitely the most fleshed out romantic choice, but it’s just a fling like all of them are. There is no endgame.
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>>36734128
>50 Serena clones
What part of "you are supposed to Assume they will end up together" did you not understand, dumbass?
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>>36734245
The part where Takeshi shudo didn't get what he wanted either.

No ship will ever actually happen because pokemon is a commercial, all it takes is the boys in charge going "Nah Serena's old news"
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>>36734255
One of those ""boys in charge"' is literally telling you that it's supposed to happen. Bear in mind that during the interview, there was another director with Yajima. Unlike Shudo, Yajima wasn't allowed to speak his mind, unless it was something the entire staff agreed upon. But he was allowed to say that the ship will be Canon in the future. So it's obviously the endgame
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>>36734314
You have legitimately convinced yourself that the pokemon anime has permanent character growth and won't just discard things that threaten marketability
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>>36734255
>That was from Shudo's novelizations, as well as in his personal blogs long after he had left the staff. Not the same thing as comments during an interview, with one of the producers in the room to make sure he stayed on script.
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>>36734539
Dude, I'll see you in 10 years when the anime is cycling the same shit and Misty is the only female character returning due to gen 1 packaging
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>all these infuriated Serena fags still in major denial

it never fails
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>>36732417
Nobody is talking about dinosaurs except you you turbo autist
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>Serenafags think pokemon is ongoing shonen and not just a western style unaging eternal story
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The funny thing about this is agumon's kiss happened 4 times, was onscreen each time, with disgusting sound effects and the dubbers made sure to draw as much attention as possible to it
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>>36735371
>watching dub
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>>36735540
It was on the cheek
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>>36735899
>Still in denial
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>>36735540
>Paul
>Smiling
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>>36735954
>Serena loving Hinatafaggots still forget that the first film's original ending had Misty as an adult with Ash's child
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>>36736111
>Believing a promo video for the movie was the "deleted ending"

Kek, stop embarrassing yourself
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>>36736111
That was never intended to be their child.
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>>36736384
>>36736543
>This much denial

I thought weebs were supposed to believe the original japanese versions always!
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>>36730492
I wanna kiss Shoutmon!
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>>36736742
>I thought weebs were supposed to believe the original japanese versions always!

Please read, and stop embarrassing yourself

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/last/50/35961163/#q35964421
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>>36736897
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/last/50/35961163/#q35964421

I don't speak japanese nor do I trust you, but people I DO trust have already explained the scrapped movie ending.
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>The high levels of autism that S*renafags are exerting right now
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>>36737022
>but people I DO trust have already explained the scrapped movie ending.

Yeah pokeshippers spreading misinformation.

Here is actual information about the song and who are the singers
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Fantasy_in_My_Pocket
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Would you french kiss your pokemon/digimon /vp/?
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>>36730492
Serena only kissed Ash on the cheek, pokemon is for kids they would never put a full on smooch in the show unless it was gay and funny
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>>36737692
Nice damage control
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>>36733645
From the amount of Ash doujins I've seen with Rirrie and the other gen 7 girls, I can say you're a fucking retard.
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>>36730492
I don't remember Tai kissing Agumon.
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>>36737671
yes
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>>36737671
Very yes
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>>36737671
Anon, do you even need to ask?
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>>36730522
>non canon movie is not canon with non canon series
really makes you think
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>>36730492
Where does tai kiss agumon?
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>>36731043
Birds are not reptiles. They are related, but are still not reptiles taking taxonomy in account.
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>>36730521
Also wrong, Ash was kissed several times before that. The first kiss was Jessie and James.
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So let's get this thread together.
1. Serenafags
2. Denialfags
3. For some reason, a debate about whether birds are reptiles
4. Tai and Agumon making out
Quality thread /vp/.





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