Hey, I just moved in next door and I'm required by law to inform you that I'm a registered hex offender
>>56472311can you show me your skills?
>>56472311never speak to me or my child again
>>56472311coolwhat kind of ghost pokemon do u have
>>56472331please release the child sex slave from your rape dungeon, anon
>>56472311Why did you offend Hex?
>>56472311How can you be a Hex Offender? I think they would be happy SOMEBODY acknowledge their existence.
>>56472536>>56472571she performs offensive hexes
>>56472311https://vocaroo.com/1lRkvAxAlnnF
>>56472880I sound like this and talk like this
>>56473245Carl go back your llamas.
>>56472880And they say poetry is dead
>>56472880Damn I didn't know Carl Wheezer posted on /vp/.
>>56472880what are your pronouns
AlrightI need you to post the dorkiest hex you have
>>56473754Can't you retard recognize Carl Wheezer?
>>56475004Anal is fine too.
>>56472311That's kinda hexy
>>56472880Holy mother of kek.
>>56472880Not again!!
>>56475824shaun moment
>>56472880Sorry, but he loves Jimmy's mom more
>>56472880You had the perfect opportunity to do a>Ghost blowjob woo woobut you fucked it up
>>56475004Today is a good day to start.
Why would anyone want to offend Hex?
>>56476845Kill yourself discord tranny
>>56475178As you wish
>>56477046Imagine the smell.
>>56472311Really, which ones?
>>56477323I'm trying to understand the possible reason these two would be drawn together, I guess because Hex is a milky cow and Homelander loves breastmilk?
>>56477361Bro just wants the tits. And is this, or dying from one of his tantrums.
>>56477323Godtier crossover. Homelander only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>56477323yummers
Naked Hex!
>>56477810Punished Venom Hex
>>56477881Liquid Hex.
>>56477897The Big Hex
>>56477323Now someone should draw him sucking from the fat tits of her fresh corpse after having crushed her head.
>>56477323Firecracker is not going to like that lol
Smelly
I'm going to force all hexes to take a shower.
>>56472311Honestly, if a Hex Maniac introduced herself to me with that joke, I'd be legally obligated to be her friend.
>>56479428Good man.
sex maniac
gex maniac
dex maniac
futa maniac
rex maniac
flex maniac
>>56472880wtf I dont remember posting this
>>56480346>>56480353>>56480359>>56480363>>56480364>>56480375So many to choose!
>>56480353
>>56480346
>>56481201For me it's hex maniac
>>56479428But that would get rid of her whole appeal!
>>56481417Watch out, we got a radical over here.
>Here comes the porn addicted trannies spamming lewdsThis is why we need to force Hex threads to >>>/e/ , you faggots are unable to have a thread about her without spamming lewds
I'm not living next to no damned Hex Maniac and those damned ghosts reducing the value of MY property and ruining MY neighborhood
>>56481609Ah, can't use the offmodel excuse because there's actually variety of shit this time? Sorry you're a homosexual, but there's another thread on the board for you, I'm sure you can find it if you use the catalog.
>>56481609I'm not even posting images of her, but this characters popularity is coomer incarnate.
>>56481609So, what should we talk about? About how a gen is great/shit? Make noises with our calculators to find out if Tackle will OH a silly Caterpie? How Nintendo ruins another relatively successful project by waving their lawyers? Again?I'll take posting my waifu, thanks.
>>56481706Hear hear
I just wanted to post a funny pun
>>56481969It was very funny anon, you did good.
>>56482008Yo, classic Hex. Underrated next to Channeller.
>>56482105>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF!!!!!!*
>>56482138Precisely!
>>56482138>>56482145>>56482147*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP**PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
>>56482165Oui
>>56482138wrench
>>56482138Bench
>>56482174Madame
>>56482147I love her eyes.
>>56482138drench?
>>56482229lavender (a bit too strongly)
>>56482190>"Je vais en prendre quelques dizaines, mais puis-je d'abord faire un test de goût ? Je le veux directement à la source"
>>56482229Awful.
>>56482265I was thinking more just body odour in general, but that works as well.
>>56482271True. She has to keep the evil spirits away somehow.
>>56482276That’s your problem, not hers.
>>56482283Depends. There isn’t just one Hex, after all.
>>56482294Alright, if you say so.(Please don’t turn this thread into ERP)
>>56482305Can she change back? I prefer the one on the left.
>>56482317Hope she manages to do it.
>>56482325Bouncy
Flex Maniac.
>>56482161Underaged faggot gtfo
Queen of off-model garbage.I pray that GameFreak remake X and Y but replace the Hex selling milk with some obese npc that looks like picrel and change Hex model to look more like her gen 3 model just to spite coomers
Mini Hex.
>>56483757Ignoring that gamefreak has shown to know people like Hex and is more likely to reference it than not, I feel like that would somehow lead to people drawing BBW hex art
>>56476494>>56476616>>56477323>>56478908>>56482305>>56482325>>56482926>>56483015get all these nasty, piggish, off-model obese hexes off the board NOWthere are only two reasonable depictions in this entire thread
>>56484131
>>56484192Hex doesn't really seem like the bullying type.
>>56484131Keep complaining and I'll show you real off-model obese hexesgay boy
>>56484486>jerking off to literal blobs
>>56483757Stealth barafag post.
>>56482161Plap?
>>56482926That button is made of the strongest element in the world.
>>56472880>Fuck yeah
>>56484505Ok you asked for itWoe
>>56484948Hexnium.
>>56482478
>>56485407Flex Maniac training Golett so it will be able to withstand ababor.
>>56485499She looks a lot more calm and collected than most hexes. She looks dangerous.
When I'm falling asleep at night I like to think about being on my own Pokémon journey with her by my side every step of the way
>>56485517Aww…
>>56485293The Hex.... is spreading....
>>56485521I like imagining her awkwardly cheering for me when I challenge gyms. Seeing her get nervous and embarrassed the first night we camp out together
>>56485541I can’t handle this much cuteness.
>>56485544She is very cute indeed
I don't think she would stink>"But she's french!"I dunno, man. I just got a feeling
>>56485569The best kind!
Are you anons loyal to Hex or do you think about other pokegirls?
>>56485579I don’t think she stinks because she’s French, she just looks like she smells really bad.
>>56485594>she just looks like she smells really badYou're just describing a French woman, anon
>>56485591All roads lead to Hex
>>56472880Carl Wheezer, SQUAAAWK, would you please stop MASTURBATING to that creepy girl who’s stalking the classroom?
>>56485598It’s her outfit combined with her hair. Maybe her smile as well.
>>56485609She's just an autist
>>56485594>she just looks like she smells really bad (good)Fixed that for you.
>>56485619Precisely.
>>56485579SameI get the thought process behind it, I think, but I simply can't see the average hex maniac as someone who stinksI can't fathom the aroma, if you will
>>56485591Hex is love, Hex is life.
>>56485591My waifu is not from Pokemon. I just think a hegs could be a good friend.
>>56485745Who's your waifu then?
>>56485823I'll tell you another time.
she probably smells of patchouli and sage
>>56486065Not a bad guess
>>56485387oh no, not fat Hex to assail my delicate retinawhatever shall I do
>>56486191I want to be smooshed by this Hex, and cuddle her afterwards.
>>56486277Dairy Hexes are the most warm and soft.
>>56486291They look full. Time to milk her.
For me, it's the industrial dairy Hex.
hex is a friend to all goast type creatures
Date Hex.
>>56486391goast rhymes with thost >>56486223Despair
Stop having sex with obese hex maniacs
>>56487641I don't though.
>>56485666>>56485745>>56487449How do we feel about casual Hex?
>>56487641I don't, I just think they're neat. Would treat one out to coffee and pastries just to listen to her go on about her extensive (doubtful) research on ancient Hisuian dark arts>>56487900Very good
You guys need some milk-
What if Hex
>>56472311how's it feel knowing you aren't the one?
>>56488226What if indeed
>>56487900I must sniff her!
why do mods hate my french hex posts?
>>56488861mods are englishmen
>>56488874
Reminder Hex is a rapist.
>>56489282oh no, please stay away.
>>56489343Hex Maniac: Proffesional "Cow"girl.
>>56489282She only wants friends, anon. Be her friend.
My Ex looked like Hex
>>56489925Ex Maniac
>>56489965no she's still a maniac actuallycrazy bitch I'm glad I dumped her for an internet waifu
Sub or dub?https://youtu.be/SM4TTcJfp8s?si=snYBBvR5Kb8FZtKUhttps://youtu.be/GZOqKxmuP2Q?si=k0IVYG_g6AVmyhQI
>>56490625Despite being a sub fag I think English is actually closer to how I imagined her voice sounding
>>56472311So am I. I got convicted for spoiler]h[/spoiler]exing a middle schooler.
>>56491336Loser you mean
>>56491355She was bratty and annoying as fuck and totally deserved it.
>>56490625>I'm a hex maniacCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>56490033Lol
>>56490625Feels odd to say, but dub. She sounds too 'normal' with her Japanese voice, which is a bit of a shame. Her Japanese voice could've easily have been excellent if they gave her more of an eerie cadence, as well as an odd intonation towards the end of her sentences.
Heck's Many Axe
>>56491441Cute sisters
>>56481609>people posting fat breasts and venus figures >the two straightest things arguably >"trannies"Fren, i like on model hex a lot myself but you otta double check that logic or else you'll look silly.Call them coomers or porn brains instead
>>56485591In regards to humans, hex is best
>>56472311Does anyone know what happened to that comic called something along the lines of "my gf is a hex maniac"? Was it ever finished?
why is she always depicted as grey
>>56494600It's a gloomy color.
>>56494504Is still on going. I think a new chapter drop fairly recently.
>>56491441Literally me on the left.
hegs
>>56494713hags
>>56488614Wait a minute...
Hexoween is coming bros.
>>56488614>futa hexso fucking BASED....
>>56495124
>>56495124fat fuck
>>56495929Extremely rude. She's just robust.
>>56496592No no, hear me out. Plenty of Hexes posted ITT are fatter than that one, like the one you just posted. But those could be described as robust, thick, chubby, hefty, or whatever you want to call them. The Hexoween one is different - she's a fat fuck, I can see it in her eyes.
>>56495241hnnnnngh!
>>56472880>No Hexxy, take the redpill!
>>56495124>>56495241Yeah! Hexoween!
>>56490625I'm not totally impressed by either but the JP voice has a good range of highs and lows to sell the craziness.Knowing a slightly more average amount about voice acting gives me a sense of some acts being a little phoned in.
>>56496592Thumbnail made me think she was pregnantPost pregnant hex maniacs
