I would tell Professor Kukui that Burnet cheated on him with the Mask Royal first chance I get. The day starts when you wake up so you can't wake up early and pick Squirtle. Why on Earth would you assume we're using the Jewish calendar where the day starts the evening before?
>>56472371>What shenanigans would you get into if you were isekaied as Ash on the first day of his journey?i'd kill myself
>>56472371I would box Pikachu and catch something better like a Helioptile
>>56472389First I have to deal with people counting the night before as part of the first of the journey, and now you imply SUICIDE is a shenanigan?
I would catch every pokemon.
>>56472622only if they followed you after you said goodbye and insisted on being caught... r-right?
>>56472631If Pidgeotto, Caterpie, and Krabby could get caught without one then I'm sure every other pokemon could too.
>>56472660Get in the fucking van.
>>56472371>PicAnimaniacs shaped my taste in furry men
leave Kanto and go to a better region
Create the ultimate pokegirl harem
>>56472669Goh catches Pokémon indiscriminately.
>>56472689>>>/itaku/
>>56473198And he's an infinitely better character for it
>>56473221> AU where Goh is a rival and runs into the Twerps in Charicific Valley. Liza says she thinks Charizard in the valley should stay wild. Goh asks if Charicific Valley is legally considered a Pokémon reserve. Liza says no and Goh responds by saying that means that it's just her opinion and she can shove it up her ass before catching every wild Charizard to use as trade fodder
>>56473058Who is in it?
>thread ends up going off-topicOf course.I would try to ruin as many lives as possible if i were ash, trying to become the most petty asshole ash in the multiverse.
>>56473773name one shenanigan.
>>56472389First post? Best post
>>56472389Fucking this. I am not gonna waste 25 years to suddenly change for the "le wanna make friends" shit after everything.
>>56472689>it's fucking 90s warner bros againHow did they manage to mindbreak so many millennials?
>>56472371I'd wanna evolve Pikachu for sure, i don't think I'd give it a choice. Personally I'm not gonna be stuck with an NFE shitmon as my ace for life. From there, I'll keep Raichu by my side for sure. I think Brock and I would have a blast without Misty around desu, every new city we hit the spots and flirt up some beauties, wingman each other, spitroast some aroma girls? As for the league, I'd win.
>>56473779I'd bully that one faggot who got bullied over not evolving their eevee, i'd do everything to piss Misty off, far more than canon ash did in canon, i'd become charmander's new abuser
>>56473833What would be your team by the end of the kanto region?
>>56472371Box the Pikachu as soon as possible and try to get around with a Fearow, Sandslash and Raticate, never release anything and take training seriously almost as if they were a sports team>>56473221No, he was so damn lame, nothing he caught felt good at all it made it all feel so soulless
>>56473830They must've had furries on the payroll
>>56472371I wake up usually at 3 am tho. Sometimes earlier.
I turn into Pokehitler.
>>56472371I'd make use of my haremincluding latiasspecially latias
>>56473927that's the family Mr. Mime, he's gonna be famous. Also first time Team Rocket tries to take my Raichu I'm stealing their Meowth cause he talks. I'm making something of him - a champ. Now idk if he still talks as Persian, but i can't have NFE shitmons, so. If Ash could find an Aerodactyl i can too.
>>56472371I would campaign to legalize pokemon marriage
>>56473833If you force it to evolve, Raichu won't want to be by your side.
>>56474862yeah I'm sure people would take a 10 year old campaigning to fuck his rat seriously
>>56474867I don't need to marry my rat to fuck it
I'd rape
>>56474866if it won't evolve I'll catch another and have it do house duty in place of Mr. Mime
>>56474883rape who? I know you only have one free hand but give us something
>>56472371It wasn't really that hard if they stepped back and thought about it for five seconds. Pokemon represented something new and exciting at the time in the world of action, especially since it didn't come from an American studio, where Animaniacs was the current variation on the theme of slapstick comedy that had already been around for decades by the time it showed up. Not that both shows weren't perfectly good at what they did, they just did different things. Also, Animaniacs was dead by the time Pokemon was born, so there's that too.
>>56474883Rape is a felony not a shenanigan!
>>56472398That Pikachu is a Mew.
>>56474883Whom? You need to be more specific. There would be a lot to rape, anon.
Unless my insomnia gets fixed by being in Ash's body or whatever, I'm probably going to snooze the fuck out of every alarm until like... 1 PM.Past that, I dunno. I'm not exactly someone who has shenanigans written on his face. I guess I'd try to pet every single Pokemon I can, and then maaaybe catch them... I am going to pet god and none of you can stop me.
And not a single one of you is going to crack fucking meme jokes in 1996? Shameful.
Well first off I’m firing squinty from his job as chef ….
>>56472371Assuming Pikachu doesn't listen to me and I don't have to do that stupid getting-mauled-by-spearow crap, I stock up on pokeballs the first chance I get, then catch early stuff by just spamming them. If Pikachu shapes up after some training, it stays, otherwise I release it. Same goes for any other bullshit like Charizard suddenly not listening to me, although I'm not gonna be picking up other trainers' mons probably in the first place. Then I proceed to steamroll the whole region by using basic type advantages. I go catch some legendaries and become one of the most powerful champions ever. Then I hunt down my missing dad and smack the shit out of him til he goes back to Delia. She deserves better.
I'm going to dress up in a Zoroark fursuit and scare random people in the woods.
>>56477900Bros got unresolved issues...
