Lapras.Perfection.
>>56475236Lapras SEXO
>>56475241ok I get some degenes are attracted to some vaguely humanshape pokemon like gardevoir and meowcarada but what the hell does scream sex about lapras??
>>56475288Everything
>>56475241FPBP>>56475288You have to be heterosexual to get it.
>>56475236Lapras didn’t have to give me that look but still does anyway. What a flirt!
>>56475288Bedroom eyes
>>56475288Child-bearing figure
>>56475241>>56475329>>56475434PLAPras
>>56475236One of the only actual good Gen 1 Pokemon
>>56475486Shoutingisfun
>>56475236
>>56475288Bedroom eyes creates sex appeal, i touch myself to scolipede, as an example
plapras
Happy Lapras!
>>56475241>>56475329>>56475545>>56475434>>56476179>>56476199>>56476603And they say 4chan doesn't have a /furry/ board anymore.And yes, a plesiosaur counts.
>>56477195what about /trash/also only one of the pics i posted was suggestive and even then barely
>>56477195>plesiosaurIt's a loch ness monster
how many of you freaks got the plush?
>>56478248
>>56478257I don't get it
lapras is one of the few explicitly stated to both be able to communicate in and understand human languagetherefore...
>>56478843But can it actually communicate, or just understand?
Some1 please post that Twitter screencap with the Lapras combobreaker
>>56475236100% male
>>56479033it can in the anime and learns psychic
>>56478251According to the pokemon center website this item is available in December 2024.
>>56480533wait is that real cos that's a fuckhuge plush i want one
>>56480582The jumbo plush was Japan-only and sold back in 2018 or so. The more reasonably sized one was what's currently available.
>>56478804Give me tree fiddy and I can explain it to you
>>56480639Please do
>>56475236Dreamy eyes
>>56476075The question is whether you finish to scolipede
unfortunately my "appreciation" for lapras has evolved past fictional sea critters
>>56482921What did anon mean by this?
>>56483473he's hunting for nessie in order to fuck it
>>56483473he's gone past dolphin jelly to straight up dolphin avarice
>>56475288nothing. They're just so pent up from lack of IRL sex that they see sex appeal in everything.
>>56475288>>56483537thats because youre homos
I bring Lapras a lot to multis with friends. It's surprisingly great.Freeze-Dry is phenomenal coverage all on its own. It's so very bulky so it usually sticks around. Then it has Perish Song. For those bulky annoyances.
>>56483473dont worry about it im not allowed in seaworld anymore anyways
>>56475288The eyes, the curves, and the idea of something that could kill you in an instant submitting to you in the most intimate way possible.
>>56475288Bedroom face for me too, facial expresions are also part of the appeal. It is not always the body.
>>56483477>tfw nessie's confirmed real by some dude who managed to fuck it
>>56483557>if u dont fuck dogs u are le gayok
>>56485007Protip: People don't like homos because they can never argue in good faith.
>>56485096And /pol/ puritans like >>56485007are the biggest homos of all.
>>56475236>>56475399>>56482542https://files.catbox.moe/amriss.mp4
Finally, a good thread on this board>>56483777>the curvesSurprised to see so few anons mention this, it’s a huge part of the appeal for me
>>56485275oops, meant for >>56483611
>>56475236literally just my mom's loch Ness monster
>>56485423More like a loch ness monster I'm gonna make a mom.
>>56485096>implying the 'homo' strawman is an argument in the first place
>>56485232>thinking that people who want to fuck a cartoon plesiosaur are disgusting is being a "puritan"
>>56478251what plush
>>56487395https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-10078-101/lapras-poke-plush-34-in
>>56487427>Sold out againyou will never own a lapras plush
>>56486289Yes.
dabras
>>56475236How do I get a Lapras wife?
>>56489283the typical method is to marry a Lapras
>>56489283That's the best part! You don't!
>>56493224big secks energy
What do you call your Lapras, lads?Mine ended up male, with an Uncommon Mark, so he's Bon Voyage the Sociable
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