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We have achieved great success, Typhlosionbros. By impersonating tepiggers, we have succesfully triggered a starter civil war over Twitter with the Totodiddlers and the Megayniums.

We must continue our work. Remember the strategy:

>devalue and shune the concept of mega evolution since we didn't get onens
>spread the concept image of the Gator being a toilet as the face of your criticism and devalue megas as a one-time gimmick
>attack Legends ZA's merit as a game and the 'we dodged a bullet' doctrine
>refuse to engage with content creators that picked Tepig as a starter
>refuse to post in Tepig threads
>insist on Typhlosion, share cute pics of the Typhlosion, refuse to engage with those those who call you 'Typedo'
>avoid producing art or content or even shitpost that regard Typhlosion as a male, instead creep into the mainstream by portraying female Phlosions only
>keep tweeting Nintendo and TPC to let them know that we want more Typhlosion
>report and flag YouTube and Twitter videos and tweets that mention Typhlosion being a pedophile, citing that these videos put children in danger for maximum urgency
>pretend to be a Tepig stan, start Twitter flame wars with people posting Meganium / Feraligatr and bait "big profiles" with a lot of clout so it goes viral

I think we have been making a brilliant resistance. And Typhlosion will be back to the game soon. Remember: if we don't do this, it might be decades before we see him again.

We cannot give up.
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>>58600408
This image has great potential because in ZA there is a kid who exposes Emboar for sexually assaulting him when he loses a battle.

I am currently working on an edit of this image with fake dialogue:

>my partner bites my butt when we lose in battles
>and when we win, he eats my ass

There are two ways to free Typhlosion of the brand of being a sexual predator. One of them is by making Typhlosion appear in yet another game and get a mega evolution, so the videos about the leaked documents leave the first page of Google and people are distracted away, and the other way is by making another Fire starter look like a pedophile so it becomes nothing special.

Anyway, post more ideas for us to counter-attack. The honeymoon phase of ZA (if there ever was one) is over, the buyers' remorse phase has begun.

We must make Typhlosion the face of the anti-ZA resistance.

Also, the fact TPC is willing to give megas to Samurott and Serperior while Slowbro and Raichu get to have regionals plus mega evolutions is a huge slap in the face and cannot be forgiven or mentioned. People need to think that the reason Typhlosion didn't get a mega was because we got a regional.
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>>58600408
Images that make Typhlosion resistance look cool and edgy and brave are also welcome. Don't care about people laughing at you. First then ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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Tepig won
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>mindbreaks Typedos
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>>58600456
Jesus Christ, look at this fucking overdesigned Digimon. What a disgrace.

Not surprising no one picked 'fat man in a Blaziken fursuit' as their starter.

>>58600440
Whenever Tepiggers get uppity and try to get smug and confident, just post basic data because they are allergic to knowledge and common sense.

Their starter did not win, it had victory handed to it at the expense of Typhlosion.

Always, always, post data. All data scares away tepiggers and their digimon.
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>>58600476
Typhlosionbros, d-don't look!
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ZA FACK?!
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OP is brown
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>>58600495
>make Feraligatr's mega a toilet scat fetish
>make Meganium's mega an overblown rectum
>give Emboar the greatest shill epic mega evolution design, completely unaware that mega evolutions are supposed to be painful and unnatural

It doesn't matter that people like the shill mega design, they still didn't pick up your ugly pig.
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>>58600476
>>58600495
>cyndaquil consistently scores 0% of the votes
really makes you think
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>>58600516
>>make Meganium's mega an overblown rectum
You are the first person to ever say this.
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>>58600516
Meganium, like Emboar, got a mega befitting of it's original design and inspiration. Also
>trusting Alola dex slander to shill the newest gimmick
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>>58600506
KEEEEEEEEK
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>>58600408
Also, lets get some quality Typhlosion art in this thread
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>>58600506
This should be posted in every one of this guy's threads from now on.
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>>58600506
I thought you guys were schizos for saying every annoying poster is indian, but you were right all along...
Racist chuds.. I kneel.
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>>58600408
Anybody have the source pic for the Typhlosion?
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>>58600506
lmao
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>>58600408
Sisters, they posted another one of Typhlosion with an under*ged...
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AAAAHHHHHH



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