>>58615082
I wanted to post them because it was quite a surprise.
But I don't know if they are like Toedscool and Wiglett.
The French version talk about Smeargle as just a normal Smeargle with a title (Maître so Master)
Snorlax is literaly named Mossed Snorlax instead of Mosslax
Only the pikachu one have a "pokemon name" (Pikapale)
But they are all cute.

I have kanto fatigue

>>58615082
The fact that it's a game key card killed it for me, and many others.

It looks like shit there's nothing to talk about, kanto wank off is boring

>>58615082
It's not that I'm not interested, it's that I'm not going to buy the Switch2 for a single game so I don't even want to hype myself up for something I won't be able to play

spinoffs do this weird shit all the time. we got a different dialga from pmd, and an asston of magikarp variants from that one kusoge

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>>58615101
>>58615112
Okay have a not-Kanto then

Wow that 70 dollar price tag is finally justified now that I know there's a Snorlax with moss in his ass crack in the game

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Someone give this bitch some Vitamin D (the sun one, not the dick) asap

I'm proud of /vp/ knowing this game is unfiltered slop

>>58615082
So is Pokemon trying to be like Neopets too since this goes a bit far beyond region variants?

>>58615082
Unless Mosslax shows up in maineline I don't care.

I negatively care for this game. We should pretend it doesn’t exist and move on to other discussions. Isn’t there a ZA thing next week?

>>58615082
These feel like just individualised pokemon as opposed to forms

>>58615143
Half of /vp/ is ZA right now

>>58615101
>I have good design fatigue

>>58615126
>Tangela
>not kanto

>>58615082
I'm very excited about this game personally, it's very cute

>>58615142
She's dead isn't she?

nobody carez spin offs, all flopped, this will be not different

>>58615142
She will take both and she will thank me afterwards.

>>58615126
is that a TM on its head?

>>58615082
I like the idea of a Snorlax that's been sleeping so long that things started to grow on it, but this one looks dumb and we'll almost certainly never see it outside of this game

>>58615188
>>58615142
It's implied in the new trailer she's an electric/ghost form

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>>58615142
She shares same coloration as shiny eevee

>>58615082
This game's "story" is so predictable I can see the planet of the apes ripoff twist coming before it even releases kek.

I love how they know all their drone buyers are literally floor licking retards so thats why they pick that tone and voice in the trailer

I was excited for Pokopia but I got into the Petit Planet beta and it’s so good I’m not really interested in Pokopia anymore

>>58615230
It's aimed at children you retard

>>58615238
and they said that the legends game are aimed at older/hardcore playerbase and they're not different from a kid game

>>58615238
This aint the first time, just the worst time. But im sure a fifth of the 2k modern children from the baby bust will buy it for 70

Not my type of game
They missed the part about animal crossing being a sensation because it came out when everybody was locked inside

they're less alternate forms and more distinct individuals with quirky traits
the snorlax is literally just a jannie without hygiene

>>58615235
china always win, japantroon cant make games anymore

>>58615171
>transto
>good

>>58615255
>a jannie without hygiene
Redundant

>>58615228
wdhmbt?

>>58615126
Not going to lie but I was expecting one of those super smart psychic types to be the professor/guide, not Tangrowth.

>>58615082
/vp/ is schizo board full of thirdworlders who use this as a twitter post farm

>>58615113
Its on Switch 1

>>58615082
snorlax covered in diarrhea

>>58615082
Those are not forms, anon, they are just characters.
Just like Detective Pikachu is not a new Pikachu form, it’s just a pikachu that works as a detective and wears a hat

>>58615235
based hoyo killing pkmn and animal crossing with their upcoming games

It's flashing us so I guess Flash is a tm in this game

>spin off shit
Nobody gives a shit

>>58615171
Jynx is the most controversial design in the franchise

>>58615291
The official website doesn’t even call them variants, just Pokémon you meet.
Mosslax is not a new type of Snorlax, it’s just a Snorlax covered in moss so its friends call it that.
Stop thinking they are variants just because Joe is stupidly calling them that

>>58615126
That TM placement is so bad. Should have been a hat

more like flopkopia

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>create a mega evolution
>call it a new character

>>58615298
They call them extraordinary Pokémon

>>58615298
No one's treating them like actual full regional forms, though I wouldn't be surprised if they appear in some rom hacks. Grass snorlax/ghost pikachu and whatever typing tangrowth would be... psychic?

>>58615311
>smeargle but Mina

>>58615082
I'm down for it, but need to know its stats.
Will Pokopia be the only way to get it?
Will it be in gen 10?
What is there to talk about, in a game like Pokopia, new mons are just window dressing unless they will be in Gen10

>>58615142
Finally, Agarthan Pikachu

>>58615082
the player characters are too ugly for me to play it. can't look at that shit

>>58615284
I guess this is a flash game

>>58615279
Was this confirmed? The only Switch 1 I saw in the preview was with the gamesharing example, but I imagine that's enough.

>>58615336
Wiggachu rolling up to Agartha

>>58615082
It's Dragon Quest Builders 3 with a Pokemon skin. More of a "game with Pokemon" than a "Pokemon game", so it makes sense it wouldn't resonate much here.

>>58615362
Does /vp/ really ONLY play Pokemon?

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I never took Tangrowth for a smart Pokemon. Maybe I’m a bad person.

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>>58615311
>hahahahahaha look it has a mustache/beard so funi!

>>58615342
turn on your monitor

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>>58615351
>>58615279
>>58615113
>https://x.com/Pokemon/status/1988973715204292995
pic related

>>58615399
This is not the same thing as it being on switch 1 retard

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>>58615207
>>58615305
I assume it's suppose to look like a doctor's head mirror

>>58615399
Game share is a feature where a Switch 2 can stream a game to a Switch 1 or 2. It's not running natively on that console.

>>58615369
YEP

>>58615461
You're a completely fucktarded worm, then.

>>58615082
I really hope this isn't a switch 2 exclusive, there's no excuse why this animal crossing clone can't run on switch 1 when new horizons could.

>>58615458
yeah it’s obviously this but I don’t think zoomers know that

>>58615082
It has Arcanine so it's automatically better than Z-A

>>58615473
It is

>>58615311
Italian Smeargle

>>58615473
cry poorfag

>>58615476
it's not obvious it just looks fucking retarded and like he has a tm on his head.

>>58615489
nah, it’s obvious

>>58615498
>0.00000001 nintendo coins have been deposited into your account
na

>>58615473
Switch 1 will be dead in 2026, time to move on if you want new games

>>58615482
It's probably gonna flop then, considering the switch 2 has currently sold less consoles than the fucking wii u. This early into the consoles lifespan with these sales numbers is just a recipe for disaster.

>>58615390
Stop being miserable

>>58615238
It's for however many retarded pokemon fans will buy it. I'm surprised they didn't try to charge $80 for a GKC but I guess they'll do that with Wind and Wave.

>>58615505
seething

>>58615513
come up with a new idea instead of lol mustache lol beard

>>58615082
Holy SOUL! If you hate this, you hate pokemon. Simple as.

>>58615529
why?

>animal crossing new horizons, but with pokeslop
>same terraforming garbage
>can already predict it won't have any decent lifesim because the modern lifesim audience is whiny libtard bitches who prefer dollhouse decoration and who complain endlessly everytime someone criticizes the lack of variety in lifesim content in a lifesim game
>game key card
>$70
lol

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>>58615082
I'm hoping Pawmot isn't the only Paldea Mon in the game, I want Tinkas in my Poké Village

>>58615512
>it sold less consoles than the Wii U
The Wii U sold maybe 13M in its entire lifespan of seven years.
The Switch 2 sold 10M in four months, before the holiday season.
Are you actually retarded?

>>58615541
kek here's one of those whiny bitches

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pikachu (terminal cancer form)

>>58615549
hey, I can read this!
did I make it?

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>>58615458
What was its purpose? To reflect light and direct it to a point of interest?

I'm so used to the penlight that I'd never considered what implement was used in earlier times.

>>58615548
you play with dolls lmfao

>>58615544
It did sell 13M in its entire lifespan, but as of September the switch 2 is ONLY sitting at 10M after 4 months. The switch has comparable sales to the DS, 145M. It's retarded to not keep supporting it as long as possible. The holiday season isn't going to get people to buy a switch 2 after all the bad press, unless there's a sale or something. Literally the only people I know who have a switch 2 are single people 30+ who bought it for mario kart, parents find it too expensive with the console price along with the game prices, and then there's retards like me who won't buy it because it's not a replacement for a switch (software emulation for the switch games is retarded)

>>58615512
>switch 2 has currently sold less consoles than the fucking wii u
Mario Kart Deluxe sold 70 million copies and it released when the console had 3-4 million users, I don't think you understand how this works

>game key card
Into the trash.

>>58615563
you're a whiny bitch lmfao

>>58615489
It looks like he has a tm bevause he has a tm in his head. That tm is also meant to evoke the look of the head thing. It's not that hard to understand anon

>>58615269
>humanoid plant based professor that's non threatening
You could have Trevenant but that's too spooky.

>>58615565
Did it sell 70M when it launched retard? Or did it sell more as more people bought the switch and bought mario kart along with it?

>>58615390
fuck off

>>58615143
Wrong. This game is for female Pokémon fans. This board is full of gross moids who have 0 taste. This game is going to be peak.

>>58615235
Case in point. Gacha slop retard(redundant) male. Brain is so zapped that he doesn’t realize that he can play two games.

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>>58615126
>>58615269
>>58615578
She could've been the Professor

>>58615554
No because you didn't translate it in your post

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>/vp/ hates cute and funny
Why are you fags so joyless and miserable?

>>58615579
Don't forget covid. Or do people forget why games like animal crossing sold 50 million copies?

>>58615579
What are you trying to say exactly? Sales are sales, it's pointless to bring up the install base of a new console because it's going to consistently increase along with software sales.

>>58615600
>instead of olives it could've been TMs
If only kanto didn't control everything.

>>58615609
Peakychu is very cute

>>58615600
One of the few Gen 9 designs I like, but I think Poké Co has realized that the Gen 9 mons aren’t really that popular.

>>58615082
Pok opus looks pretty neat, honestly. Unfortunately I got sucked back into Animal Crossing some months ago so I doubt I’ll be touching this game for a good while

>>58615573
you’re the one whining about your dollies lmfao

>>58615616
Except it's not increasing, the sales are showing a downwards trend. Nintendo is banking on the holiday season giving them a massive bump in sales from what I've read in their financial reports, but I'd put my money on switch 2 sales continuing on the downward trend they've been going month after month. You have to consider the install base for the old console vs the new, and the switch 2 is really feeling like a wii u situation to me.

>>58615610
I think it would sell well, if it was on the switch as well. A lot of normies got hooked on animal crossing after covid, it probably wouldn't be comparable to new horizons sales but I could see people eating it up since they've been starved for so long in the animal crossing-like department, but a switch 2 exclusive isn't going to do well at all. I doubt people will buy the switch 2 for a digital game.

>>58615609
They only like what they can fap to.

>>58615608
translate it yourself then
I learned nip for me, not for you

>Gardevoir is in the game
can't wait to build my wedding hall

>>58615619
>Tangrowth
>Kanto

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>>58615639
>He can't jack off to a cute and frail Pikachu girl
Sounds like a skill issue

>>58615143
Yeah lets go back talknig about the absolutely not slop game Pokemon ZA!

>>58615142
We want the egirl audience

>>58615689
Any Pokemon that evolves from or is a regional variant of a kanto is kanto wankery. The exception is Marill and all the Pikachu clones.

looks dogshit
pokejeets will love it

>>58615764
>marill
>kanto
what

>>58615784
I've got big logic leaps because I got tired of writing a dissertation every time I have to talk about Marill and Pikachu's connection.

>>58615082
They're obviously gonna be like Shadow Lugia where they're exclusive to just this one spinoff.

>>58615600
>female
gross

>>58615082
From what I gathered from this, they're less species variants and more characters that you will encounter in game.

>>58615143
It's insanely derivative. They saw Animal Crossing sell almost 50 million copies and figured they could also get those numbers by making Animal Crossing but with Pokemon. It really is slop

>>58615967
it’s dq builders, retard

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>>58615126
OH NO NO NO

>>58615970
It's both, double retard.
It wants the terraforming world designing and ongoing narrative of DQ Builders, but it also wants the Animal Crossing audience that've been starving for a new game ever since New Horizons stopped getting big content updates. Unfortunately for Pokemon, they didn't realize Animal Crossing was intending on resuming updates to coincide with the Switch 2 Edition, so this game has literally no audience except for Pokeslop consoomers who NEED to buy EVERYTHING with Pokemon on the box, not just mainline games.

>>58615986
>retard babble
meds

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>brings megas back
>brings albinos back
this gen goin crazy

>>58615991
>ERMMMM... THAT'S TOO MUCH LE TEXT, NOT READING, TAKE UR MEDS UNC BACK TO THE NURSING HOME WIHT U xD
Fine, let me put this in TRIPLE retard speak.
>Pokopia is DQ Builders Pokemon Edition
>but it also wants the Animal Crossing audience
>AC audience hasn't had a new game to play in literal years so they're starving for new shit to play
>but oh no! Pokemon didn't realize New Horizons was updating too!
>Pokopia now has no audience except for Pokeslop consoomers

>>58615082
he looks kinda sus not gonna lie

>>58616009
You had your chance, but now you blew it. By refusing to genuinely engage after simplifying my main talking points to their utmost extremes, I now accept your concession.

>>58615996
Is albino a glitch or something?

>>58615382
Tell me that's not a penis

Autism

>>58615985
UHHHHHHH GAMEFREAKSISTERS?????

>>58615460
Oh, that sucks.

I won and your redditcession has been verified

>>58616103
meant for >>58616091

>>58616096
>>58616103
You fags should just have sex with each other and get it over with.

Thanks for giving me TWO (You)s, dumbass, you're making me win even more by virtue of replying to me again.

redditcession acquired

>>58616109
I'm sure xe'd love that, but I'm not interested in penetrating a tranny axe wound, that sounds kinda fuckin gay and I'm not a faggot.

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>/vp/ is so uninterested in pokopia that this is the most active thread related to it
>it's just two sharteens accosting each other for public sex
Aaaaaaaand that's another spinoff FLOP! Do you now understand why Pokemon only cares about making mobile slop nowadays?

>>58616131
kantroon moment

>>58615142
They starved Pikachu to death

How extensive is the building in the game? Can I build a gulag to trap all the Pokemon I don't like?

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>>58615996
Albino was a thing?

>>58616020
>>58616268
It was a supposed glitch from the early days of XY where some Pokemon somehow wound up nearly or completely losing their color saturation, giving them an "albino" look.

>>58616277
pretty sure it was a hoax, someone out there has to still have an un-updated version of pokemon x/y and a lot of time on their hands to try and prove it true
i suppose we can't definitively prove it false though

>>58616286
That's why I said "supposed", documentation is basically nonexistent compared to all other glitches that do neat things so I'm inclined to believe it's definitely fake.

pipe down bingus

>>58615549
pikachu after taking the pokerus vaxine

>>58615101
I have Kanto fatigue fatigue

>>58616347
I have Kanto fatigue fatigue fatigue

>>58615269
"Professors are named after trees"
(except Sada and Turo because fuck SV)

So they took a """"""""tree""""""" Pokémon
From !gen1

(Also, don't know if you guys noticed but one is a shapeshifting slime, the other has 'tentacles' I KNOW why they really picked Tangrowth)

>>58615228
dragon quest builders in a way has the exact same plot too lol, its a full on retread

>>58615390
honestly better and more creative than any za mega

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>>58615126
>>58615985

>>58615535
its going to be closer to fantasy life and dragon quest builders where the lifesim elements are sort of a backseat anyway, this is obviously more of an adventure game than anything

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She reminds me of my pikachu from let’s go and now i wanna protect her, my pikachu was also female

>>58615126
Can Professor Tangrowth give me a prostate exam?

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What is the Japanese fetish for the character of the poor sick girl with an ambiguous but terminal illness?

>>58615311
>In this extreme Mega Evolved Form, Smeargle developes powerful...colorful paint stains...?
Are you retarded?

>>58616576
This is what Pokemon think Mimikyu looks like

>>58616485
I hate female pikachu I hope it dies at the beginning of the game

>>58616681
It's a ghost/electric type so you got your wish, anon.

>>58616681
But... She's already dead

>>58615390
Correct.

>>58615527
Go to bed

>>58615712
sauce???

>>58615600
I feel like they would use her as some kind of nature goddess/forest spirit

>>58616016
>>58616033
>>58616047
>>58616077
>you blew it.
Confession denied

>>58615619
The TM head thing is specifically to evoke the doctor design, and having a bunch of TMs hanging from the arm vines wouldn't be anything. Never design anything.

>>58616041
This

>>58615082
The entire world is uninterested in Pokopia

>>58615082
Bro if you can't tell this is the obvious fucking weak ass plot of yet another shitty fucking written game by Lamefreak.

>Oh no dittogal you have to wake up that little sweepy head Mosslax! He missed 74032 alarms! uwu

>>58615082
None of these 'new forms' are going to be in mainline games anyway so who cares?

I love DQB but fuck man why don't they release this shit on sw1?

>>58615106
Love how many clueless retards are gonna buy it and be like HUHHH?! on lauch day

No one asked for this game to exist in the first place.

>>58618177
I did

>>58617967
Gotta get people to buy switch 2s I guess. Would've bought it if it was on 1 but now it's gotta wait until I get a sw2.
>>58618177
I asked for DQB3

>>58617967
Seems like the expansiveness might be too much for the switch. Of course the game share function is streaming.

>>58615238
So are the mainline games and you make it clear to use the children excuse when people critique them as well.

>>58615143
It’s made by the developers of Dragon Quest Builders. This is going to be a good fun game. We should celebrate the fact that we're getting games like this, where we can interact with pokemon outside of just generic battles.

>>58615082
sounds like some gimmick form that will only be in a side game and never usable in the main series. Like Robot Mewtwo. That's why there's no hype.

>>58615142
I need to make out with this as a plush asa fucking p holy god damm shit shes such a bad bitch i can save her baby tell me your hopes and dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58616485
>>58616576
>smol withered tail
Cute

>>58618416
I mean if I was interested in DQB i’d play, well, DQB. Also there’s like half a dozen other pokemon games that let you interact with pokemon, this isn’t all that special. Combined with all the other shit surrounding it like the gkc this is not the sort of spinoff game you want succeeding

>>58618474
No fuck you, I want this spinoff to succeed because it's not another goddamn remake or gachashit. I want this to succeed so Nintendo can bust GF's asses for not approving more spinoffs and GET more spinoffs. The only thing they fucked up was not releasing it for the switch too.

The game takes place in post-eruption Cinnabar. That’s why the land is withered/scorched, the Pokémon Center is in ruins, why there’re no humans around, why you’re playing as a Ditto, why there’s a Tangrowth professor (Tangela are north-ish of Cinnabar), and Peakychu is white because she’s covered in volcanic ash (hehe).

>>58615082
>>/vp/ so uninterested in pokopia
Because it’s Game Key Card only and looks worse than PalFarm while being $70

>>58615390
Many of this board's criticisms of Pokemon designs have been good but you're just being a contrarian.

It literally fits into its theme of being a painter. It makes it feel more like one. It ACTUALLY has SOUL.

>>58615985
Is this a pal?

>>58619069
lame, I would have preferred a post-apocalyptic setting where humans died out

>>58615082
>>/vp/ so uninterested in pokopia
i've hardly seen any interest for this game anywhere

>>58615082
if this isn't the point where the fucking series jumped the shark then idk what the fuck to tell you

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me living with my harem

>>58615082
100% they're exclusive to the game and wont be in any other ones (except Pokemon Go in a one-off event.)

>>58619334
no shit, you don't even catch Pokemon in the game

>>58615082
If you werent all lobotomized drone autists then we couldve had this for home and champions btw

Remember when they gave us things like ranch and pokepelago for free and cheap? Go pay for boxes fuckboy.

>>58615082
Wait to see them turn out to be special Pokemon, like Partner Eevee and Pikachu

>>58615082
This reminds me of Delta Snorlax from Insurgence

It just feels weird the game takes place in a destroyed Kanto. People who like Kanto will see a region they like in shambles with the implication that almost everyone died.

Why not just make the game in some unknown location?

>>58619582
>It just feels weird that (headcanon)

>>58615143
It actually will probably be a much better game than anything GF has shat out lately, but
>game key card
Shan't.