You know what time it is? It's time for us to play some motherfucking Final Fantasy.I'm playing the new Renaissance version, made by some dude in unity. All the original jank is still there, but with some QoL improvements, and a class overhaul.I've played this game before, but there's been a bunch of updates since, and a bunch of new classes too, so let's do this.
first off, of course, we need our warriors of light. We have the standard spread...
>calls himself NiggerCommendable self-awareness. Game sux.
but also a fuckton of other classes.Last time, my party was blue mage, white mage, dark knight, and trainer.So...who's coming as slot 1?
nah dude let's have a fiesta
>>3668224what?
>>3668225FF5 Fiestafour jobclasses are chosen randomly and party members stay those jobs for the rest of the game
>>3668213newfag lurk moar
>>3668215spell blade he is cool
>>3668228okay, I thought you were referencing four job fiesta, but...doesn't really apply here? I can't change jobs anyway after chargen.>>3668230What's his/er name?
>>3668209How has this game not been nuked by Squeenix yet?
>>3668231N'wah like the morrowind insult
>>3668234next job.>>3668233I honestly have no idea, given he's been hosting panels and shit at cons too. I think it might be because it's on unity and not an actual romhack?But then pokemon uranium got nuked, as did AM2R...
>>3668236Bard
>>3668237alright, what's his/er name?I'm excited to see how trash bards are. Even in their description they don't sound different from Edward...the worst character in FF4.
how many letters is the limit for names?
>>36682406.Going to step away a bit. I'll pick the first 2 jobs that aren't dupes, and the names to go with them, if I'm not back before they're all picked.
>>3668242gotcha. i'm not the anon who asked for bard but i'll send in a request for a >Class: Green Mage>Name: Froggrsince i'm curious - i only remember green mages being a thing in the tactics advance games iirc
I'm back. If anyone doesn't object in the next 10 minutes, Bard will be called Spoony
>>3668248just looked it up. Green mages were referenced in bestiary references in FFXII, but was only playable in FFTA-2, as well as some later spinoffs like the phone app brave exvius
alright, got one slot left. Who's coming?
>>3668258Bard named spaghetti.His hair and hat look like spaghetti.
>>3668261>>3668258The feather also looks like a fork in a meatball.
>>3668261already have a bard, and spaghetti is too long a name...I could name the bard we have Spgeti?
>>3668263Somebody toucha mah spahget.Yeah that's fine.
>>3668258Evoker, NoNameActual, if minor spoilers: I want one since they make you fight more bosses for their gimmick
this team is so, SO fragile.
seems promising, better not chicken out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4arSl63G694this is unironically one of my favourite songs in all of vidya.
oh shit.So one thing about this game I learned last time, that talking to villagers with different characters gives you different dialogue, hints at quests, and shit like that.talking to her with the meatball man had her talking about corneria being named the 'dream city'...and I'm inspired to write a song?
Everyone else, he says 'Warriors! Revive the power of the ORBS!
>switch to EVOKER>see this suddenly appear...huh. Ominous.Is this like the blue mage having NPCs spawn endgame monsters to use spells on you?
>>3668276>The Bard needs protectionI get it.
oh shit, new spells in literally the first town already.FOG increases armorRUSE increases evadeSHELL reduses magic damage by 25%REGEN heals 10% max HP each turn for 4 turnsAnd EN-FIRE is the spellblade spell, gives...ANY ally elemental damage?
There's no spells from the black magic shop, so this is what's available. I can only do 3 for Frogger.
so I spent my money on magic, and I'm looking at class skills.
so there's going to be a lot of talking to every NPC, huh?
and I guess talking to enough unique dialogues unlocks new songs.which...I guess is tied to a travelling bard learning the ways of the people?
oh man, I fucked up not getting weapons.Also the bard has to focus on his song.
>get achievement "You forgot, didn't you?"which I'm assuming is finishing a battle without gear.
yup.
alright, one battle was enough to get weapons for almost everyone.
doing enough grinding to get everyone's starter geareveryone levelled...and Frogger got a perfect level!
>>3668295achivos in my final fantasy
alright, there's our stats now.
neat.
If it's the final fantasy then why do they keep making more?What do they call the last game in the franchise?
>monsters spawn in town here
>>3668317what happened to nintendos 3-63?
>>3668329I don't even know what that is.
>go into the area>click on sparkles>it disappearsI thought I had fucked up by not talking with the evoker.and then it did it with evoker. But I did find another one.
>>3668333well, we got the nintendo...the super nintendo...then the nintendo 64.
Oh this looks neat, let's check it out->to download the latest playable build, please visit the[...] DiscordGross.
>>3668339https://bit DOT ly/download-ffr
>>3668341That works. Thank you OP for delivering.
>immediately hits for 47 on my spellbladeJESUS
so his signature attack hit like a punch, but his normal attacks were whatever.
>>3668345he can walk it off.
time to go knock garland down.
welp, so much for my autistic even levelling.
N'wah:>HP+3>STR>AGI>INT>VIT>M.DEFSpaghetti:>HP+2>AGI>INT>VIT>LUK>M.DEFNo Name:>HP+2>AGI>INT>VIT>LUK>M.DEF
>>3668317im hired for people to fulfill their fantasies... their final... fantasies...https://youtu.be/Iss3fwhuNes?si=K1aG63UVriniaVaM&t=44
ffs age restricted? nevermind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tZEcSc1qo
alright, back to garland. Had to run BACK to corneria.
>shakes the screen
alright, the real levelup:N'wah>HP+3>STR>AGI>INT>VITSpaghetti>HP+2>STR>AGI>INT>VIT>LUKFrogger>HP+5>STR>AGI>INTNoName>HP+2>AGI>INT >VITI'm not going to include M.DEF. Every character, every class gets 2 at each level.
...oh my god, I forgot to talk to the princess.
this is such a great moment.
god, CREEPs hit like a fucking truck.
GODDAMNIT I CAN'T TALK TO ALL THE BROOMS WITH SPAGHETTI BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.
>>3668400>spaghetti can't get bitcheshe's just trying to get his noodle wet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR06uwC4e20when FF music hits, it HITS.
HAHAHAHA FUNNY JOKE.
...THAT was what inspired a new song.
Jesus. That fight took about 15 rounds of sloooooooowly chipping away at 5 Gr.WOLFN'Wah>HP+26>STR>AGI>INT>VIT>LUKthat's a perfect levelup, and a LOT of HPFrogger>HP+29>STR>INT>VIT>LUKNoName>HP+24>STR>INT>VIT>LUK
yeah, bard is being bard.
why the fuck did this iguana attack Froggr 3 times in a row?
>>3668418Iguana's are the ninja's of the lizard world.
oh shit, this guy gave me a free sword.
I really dig all the new green spells, or at least the variety being given>LAMP: the usual white magic spell>ALIT: the usual white magic spell>INVS: the usual white magic spell>APOIS: resistance to poison element and poison statusand then the swordcraft is poison element attacks.
this is always a tedious fight.
...oh my god. I said that before it got to Spaghetti's turn.His harp attack killed 6 of them in one shot.So Harps in this game do a small amount of guaranteed damage that ignores defense to all targets. It's not impressive - he usually does like 5-7 damage...but the pirates only have like 6 HP.
Spaghetti:>HP+23>STR>INT>LUK
so I'm going to call it here for the night. Going to grind everyone up, get all my new magic...and apparently I already missed 2 evoker spells, so we'll start tomorrow with those.
first one is in the temple of fiends.
oh hi KIRIN.We'll continue tomorrow afternoon.
>>3668441night.
Seems interesting, unfortunately it crashes immediately upon loading on my part.
>>3668611works on my machinegive it time to start up, even if it gives you a not responding just wait it out
Final Fantasy is dogshit.
>>3668441Interested to see how you handle the wizards/piscademons. Was fun replaying like this. This was level 6 with vanilla classes
>>3668717oops, forgot to attach image a bit ahead you get a new harp after astos
>>3668209is this a discord raid
>>3668611it might look like it's crashing at first. Give it a couple minutes to boot up.
>>3668819>>3668697Nah, I know about that. It just straight up crashes (i.e. the Win message "this app has crashed yada yada" appears and it closes).
>>3668828well rip.I imagine there's some fixes in the >discord, but...
alright, time to continue. I spent some time grinding, but spent more time trying to find all the mobs around here.
so there's another eidolon/guardian force/whatever they're called in this game in Matoya's cave.
...they made the brooms an enemy.I never actually entered the astral plane here last night so this is new to me.
oh hey, it's Cait Sith!
>mass confusionoh hell.
here's kirin, by the way. He does some healing(HEAL), and puts regen on everyone.
>confusion wearing off>only for cait sith to confuse everyone againREEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit, thank god for evoker having such high magic resistance.
so...free mass confuse?
so as a result of the grinding, everyone is split up now for exp.N'Wah:>HP+3>STR>AGI>INT>VIT
Frogger:HP+5STRAGIINT
and...yep. Cait Sith is confuse on everyone.
Spaghetti:HP+2STRAGIINTVITNoName:HP+3STRINTVIT
man, it is OBVIOUS which lines were made for this version.
so now I have 4 songs:KNIGHT'S MINNE - increases physical armorVALOR MINUET - increases ATKANGELSONG - a weaker REGEN(only 5%, but it doesn't wear off while he sings)HERO'S RIME - +MORALE and +LUK(increasing the chance for enemies to flee or the party to run)
I forgot to go check the dwarf cave for evoker stuff, and...oh hell, I forgot about jellies.
That's LITERALLY just the golem from FFVI
sorry, FFV.
another new eidolon(I think that's what I'mma call them) here in the elf castle.
>spent an HOUR trying to find one of these assholes>they're just HERE.motherfucker.
>>3668935why'd you need to find one of those? your blue mage save file from before?
>>3668937no, I just want to fill the bestiary.
...is the UNICORN killing her own guards?
unicorn has almost killed all the zombies.
I hate the chunk of game between ELFLAND and the Lich.Poison and stone. SO MUCH POISON AND STONE.
well this'll make it easier to deal with poison...wonder if it works on stone.
Speaking of, I just survived the trip in and out of the earth cave. The thief has been finding a lot of hidden items
>>3668962yeah, I've seen how much ridiculous shit the thief can find.
well shit.
alright, stepping away to get some dinner before I try again.
>>3668281trying blue mage, the starting town cerberus the wasn't that badthe aoe on game start makes it look a lot scarier than it actually is, i did it with my level 1 party...even if it took 4 tries for my blue mage to actually learn the spell
>>3668981I had an absolute blast using blue mage, even if getting some of the spells was awful. getting dragons from the ice cave with a surprise round, in the northwest castle was some bullshit.
alright, back to the grind.God I fucking hate the marsh cave.
...am I really going to have to grind MORE before doing the fucking MARSH CAVE?
You just run dude. All you need to do is beat the wizards. And that fight ranges from manageable to unwinnable if you get hit by more than three
god, I miss having a white mage in the party.
I think I'll give myself a pppromotion!
that took FAR too long.
oh hey, only 2.
>confuse works on them
WELP.
and now... the way back out
...I hate.HATE The marsh cave.
>>3669048Yeh, this same shit happened to me. I had to buy more HEALs (potions) and pures to make it work
gonna go up here and see about the new eidolon, and head back to town first. the bit of EXP should help.
welp.
alright, attempt #2I got 4 demons...and cait sith trivialized the fight.
fucking RUB
>>3669075
alright, so I'mma call it for the night. Fuck I hate the marsh cave. For tomorrow's thread, I'll have RAMUH, and all the treasures from the bottom of the cave so I NEVER HAVE TO GO BACK AGAIN.
mrgrgr neo lich first attack was nuke, dropped my red mage now i gotta go back since he's the only one with revive
>>3668215Why is the thief "a mediocre fighter" but the blue mage is "an adept fighter"?
the sword I got in the cave is actually super effective against Ramuh...but not much else.
and yeah, here's the path to the world opened.
alright, let's continue.
and we have a clear path forward!
new town! And...it seems kind of ravaged.
HAHAHAHA YOU SEE IT'S FUNNY YOU SEE, BECAUSE DRAGON AGE IS A FRANCHISE THAT EXISTS
so time to go head off to the cave of earth, and take out the VAMPIRE that's apparently causing all these issues....and my god, Spaghetti is becoming my AOE guy. I now have two harps with affinities: one that's anti-undead, and one that's anti-caster. he does 40-50 damage to everything on the screen with that affinity.
Interesting. I finished my vanilla playthrough and I started a new game with the same characters you have just to see if this is even possible. I've managed to beat the first fiend and just got the floater/levistoneBut I haven't found any such harps, though I haven't really been looking
>>3669545one of them was in the marsh cave(I think it might have been a mystic key chest). The other was definitely a mystic key chest.
>>3669573Oh, right. I have that one, and there is also a crystal harp in the ice cave that gives 50% CRIT
I don't know how I feel about how green mages just keep getting upgrades to REGEN.
motherfucker, the earth elemental killed spaghetti. I reset...and was back in corneria.
>>3669593but you have money
>>3669594yeah, the marsh cave shit is valuable.
hrm.
I think I might have to grind. I'm getting 2shot by hard hitting enemies, before I can really get my buffs up. I'm really, REALLY feeling this fragile party comp now.
You're gunna hit the image limit before the game is over. I can't even follow what's happening.
>>3669607right now I've arrived in melmond, was told about a vampire in the cave of earth, and I'm dying over and over as I try and get to it.
>>3669602I grinded off the earth elemental spawner to get the money to buy silver rigns for everyone (because it's the only other armor type they can equip)
and there's the harp damage.
You N'wahs.HP+29STRAGIINTLUK
also noname:HP+27STRINTLUK
Spaghetti:HP+27STRAGILUK
As for me, no one else gets any new armor proficiency even at promotion. Spellblade gets a slight upgrade and is finally able to use heavy armor, but not heavy weapons. He can't use the Defense sword, which probably means he can't use Excalibur.
fucking zombies.
eyyyy I can finally take hits.
taiga.taiga taiga taiga...
the Goblin is such a good summon.
oh hell.
>use UNICORN>unpetrify N'wah>same combat round>cockatrice petrifies him IMMEDIATELY again
>>3669696What do you hope to gain from fighting these?
>>3669706they have low HP and die in 1-2 hits...and my running ability isn't guaranteed.
>>3669710Well when shit starts getting tough then they won't go down that easily. Luck song has almost guaranteed escape for everything and I'm almost done
alright, back to melmond.
so here in the titan's cave is an astral plane thing!
>sabre-tooth tigersoh FUCK RIGHT OFF
so when we take the ruby over here, we find an old sage, who gives us a rod...to backtrack back into the cave of earth.
oh, apparently I won't be getting level 5 magic until promotion on Frogger.CHRIST she sucks.
this is one of the only times you have to use a key item.
so...do I keep going, or run back and heal? I'm on level 4/5
>>3669742Turn back
>get a party of piscodemons as I'm trying to escape>without Cait Sith
alright, I'm back to the bottom...I think I have to go back and open a few chests, but I'm here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fBOQdbWcRY
time to buff up.
and the light is lit!
>>3669768Well, 9 attempts later I am still stuck in chaos' tower, farthest i got was neo tiamat at level 26 and even with masamune i don't think the spellblade will be strong enough... going to bed for now
>>3669769good luck, sharing the nightmare with me.
alright, well, I'm also calling it for the night myself. Vacation is over, so I'm back to work tomorrow morning.
grrrrrr I just realized after posting this tiamat has a weakness to stone and you get a en-stonei will test it later
no thread today, but I'll be continuing tomorrow.
time for me to steal the showbefore the grind you want to get the exp song which I think is in:2 on bahamut's caves1 in oxyale (later?)1 in gaia2 in water dungeonI donto care about the other two, ruthlessness (hit/crit?) and mitigation (mdef) which is useless, because I already have shell2
forgot picthe last 4 summons is >another attacker>a single hit that also heals the party>another attacker >a revive spell that also has the added benefit of healing the party 50% and reraiseeasily the best summon and all of these are stronger than every tier 3 spell
>>36704051 in onrac1 in gaia*wind summon + magic song oneshots lichwater summon oneshots kalikraken and tiamat have no weakness, contrary to what I said before. The first fight against them does, but not the rematch. Be sure to get masamune before tiamat.Chaos is resistant to every element - but goblin has no element, so goblin wins again. With a healthy amount of 3 ribbons, shell2, regen3s and regen4s, at level 30, I finally did it... I finally won.
this was a fun recreation of ff1, although it has some performance issues. thanks for sharing nig, good luck with the rest of your run
alright, time to continue. Off to Gulg volcano, to stop KARYWhich...I learned to day was a typo attempt to name her after Kali.
these fish have seen some things.
let's see how far I can get without potions.
Just a reminder you don't have to do the dungeons in order at this point... You can go straight for the airship if you want
>>3670977that's the plan, but you need the FLOATER to get the airship, which is in the volcano.
>>3670978The floater/levistone is in the ice cave right next door.
>>3670979I'm a retard.
alright, so I am going here instead.
>first encounter is thiswow.
oh boy.
alright, attempt #2.having no white mage for RAISE is going to suuuuuuuuck.
...so...
>ambushed>immediate RUB on enemies that can't be run fromREEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK RIGHT OFFambushed AGAINthis time by FOUR of them.
I don't know if I've ever been this fucked up by the ice cave.
ALL OF THAT FOR MOTHERFUCKING CLOTH ARMOR?!fuck this game.
alright, I'm done for the night.>ambushed>2 RUBs in a row>my turn, go to run>two LIT3
>>3668236Nintendo are a lot more litigious than other companies
Started playing yesterday. Time mage is fun. Less impressed by spell blade.