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Pull out your paint or other drawing tools and make your own rts unit. Doesn't matter if it's futuristic, fantasy, historical or whatever else.
We had this thread last year and it was pretty fun. let's do it again.
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template to make your own
also, here's the previous thread if you want a nostalgia trip
https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1033283/
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at last, new thread, godspeed op
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for me it's biblically accurate tank
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Hell yeah, last thread was a lot of fun.
Hope to see a lot of cool anon art again
>>1401000
Im a heavy diver kinda guy, the idea of a medieval/steampunk tech game under water sounds cool
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>>1401692
really reminds me of the priestess from majesty
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>>1401727
I never got around to playing majesty but it seems like a game i'd enjoy
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>>1400975
I'm drunk and repurposed a 2D sketch for an RPG I wrote on many years ago...
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not the disruptor from star craft
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As op of the previous thread it's nice to see that someone else picked up the thread again.
This unit isn't anything special. It's basically reskinned monk from aoe, but I like the idea of converting enemy by literally repainting them to your color. I find it amusing.
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bumping to keep the thread alive longer
maybe i'll post something new
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>>1400975
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>>1401821
One of the stories about Æthelred the Unready supposedly died was a viking hiding in his shitter with a sword.
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>>1403952
I would not have been ready for that either
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Witcheater
>Faction: Neutral
>Type: Beast
>spawns in the forest.
>High durability and resistance.
>Very fast healing out of combat.
>Excellent vision and mobility.
>Cannot leave forest.
>Hostile if approached or attacked.
>Can be negotiated with by humans, elves and dwarves.
>Upon successfull negotiation, will become a controllable unit.
>Upkeep: 15 ammunition/min.
>Can Track (detect stealth) and Stalk (stealth while moving)
>Can switch attacks at will:
>"Rifle": Long range, high accuracy, good damage. Consumes ammunition.
>"Rend": Medium damage meele attack.
>"Cursed Blade": High damage meele. Ignores magic protection. Every kill with it applies one "Curse" stack.
>Curses increase damage dealt and received. can stack indefinitely. Curses can be removed by rituals (faction specific.)
>If Witcheater dies while cursed, spawns a Wraith. (powerful demon, hostile to all.)

Quotes:
In the wild
>"Fhuck offf! Whe're Ful!"
>"Myyy Foresht!"
>"WITCH!"
Upon recruitment
>"Wear teeth. Bring Ammo. Safe Passage."
Moving
>"Dis had better be worth my time."
Trying to move outside forest
>"Powers that be are kind of a dick, aren't they?"
Looting
>"It's not looting. It's salvaging."
>"Ooh, Shiny!"
>"This should be worth a lot of bullets."
Attacking with a gun
>"Ged'em raifu!"
Attacking with a bayonet
>"Go go bayonet!"
Attacking with claws
>"Let's do it old fashion"
Out of ammo
>"Time for plan B."
>"Nasty, meet buttstock."
Idle
>"Not my fault I was the only one left..."
>"Shut up knaifu! It's all your fault!"
>"Can't they all just fuck off to somewhere that's NOT my forest?!"
>"How many years, centuries has it been?"
Dying (if no curse applied)
>"hey, guys. Long time no see..."
Dying (if cursed)
>"DAMN YOU ALL!"
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>>1400975
Sweet. Gotta give thanks to this thread and the first one!
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>>1402541
>I like the idea of converting enemy by literally repainting them to your color
same, the quotes are great too
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>>1403952
Katharina the Great(whore) supposedly died stabbed in the ass when shitting in loo
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>>1406211
Wasn't she crashed by a horse she was having sex with?
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>>1406211
>>1406808
holy shit who people really hated this bitch. what did she do?
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For a non-existent /vst/rategy vidya based on Animal Farm.
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>>1407044
>implying
she lost Poland, let Prussia grow, increased serfdom and supported german element
by the sole fact that she was praised in the west and western philosophers creamed their pants thinking about her should tell you enough(and that she wasn't good for Holy Russia)
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>>1400975
my submission :)
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Holy shit I can't believe we're doing this again. Fuck yeah.
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>>1401821
>>1401692
Those are great
>>1402541
Wololo be like:
>>1405225
Oh shit, I remember this series from previous thread. That's real quality there
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up
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>>1411992
down
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>barely any new ms paint units in 2 weeks
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>>1416752
its a slow board, please be patient
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>>1416752
So why dont you draw one m8?
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About a year ago in the last thread I did a regular bog-standard battleship. Since we've got a new thread I wanted to put a more fantastic spin on it. Anyways, lets' make some naval units cause I remember in the last thread there was kind of a deficiency of them.
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big dick comin through
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>>1416882
wouldn’t that be more of a battlecruiser considering its large size and major focus on firepower and speed at the expense of survivability
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>ywn see these units in a spring engine game
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>>1403847
This isn't /v/, retarded newfag. The last thread was up for like 6 months even though it's all worthless shitposting. Don't worry, the tranny jannies will let you keep your /v/tard thread up.
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>>1409968
Thanks! Always a treat to contribute to this series.
>>1416882
Yessir, hopefully more naval units to come!
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>>1402541
absolutely would sound like the RA3 engi
https://youtu.be/OcIzM9zEfSQ?t=95
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I'm stealing all these designs for my AAA game without giving credit. Not this one though >>1405225
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>>1403952
You're thinking of his son, Edmund Ironside. Aethelred the Unready died of some manner of illness. The nicknames are a little backwards in positivity, in my opinion; Aethelred was one of the longest lived Saxon kings and resisted Viking hegemony for decades, whereas Edmund did pretty good in a few battles then lost the crown and (almost certainly) got assassinated.
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>>1414394
left
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>>1402541
Kek, based unit, goes around painting sheep the correct color.
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>>1406923
I'm sure there's a more historically-literate anon who either extrapolate on this, or prove me a retard (which is more likely), but as far as I'm aware:

Her husband was a literal man-child who was incapable of either satisfying her, or running the state. Like, at all. Not even in an inept manner, he just didn't do it. Preferred to spend his time playing dress-up with his royal guard.
As a consequence, she chose to take multiple lovers, and also had essentially full control of the state.
Which means that even if she wasn't playing favourites - which she almost certainly was to some degree - there would have been a heavy perception that she was, and that would be enough by itself to earn her some ire from certain people.
But to add to this, she was also a bit of a patron of the arts. Investing intoand developing Russia's culture meant investing money and resources that weren't going into the Boyar's pockets, and, worse yet, carried the possiblity that the serfs might actually see some benefit and improvement to their lives, even if it's indirect, and we can't have that, can we?
The dudes she was bonking were all pretty powerful in their own right, though, so there wasn't much her detractors could do without causing problems for themselves, which is why the only commonly-known negative thing people know about her are the salacious stories that came out regarding the circumstances of her passing.
Those stories evidently didn't even take all that well, because 1. They were honestly pretty fucking tame compared to the shit that nobility tended to get up anyway, and 2. She was well-liked enough by the general populace that she's still referred to as Katherine the Great to this day.
You may now accuse me of profound mental retardation while correcting this post, whether in whole, or in part.
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>>1426235
i have read the entire thing, have less knowledge of russian history than you do, and still think you're a retard
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>>1400975
Not sure what this one should be called, maybe the 'fuck off back where you belong, drone' drone
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>>1426796
i don’t think reddit tier shitposters are a thing anymore, at least on the boards I frequent
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>>1417080
I really, really like this post
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>>1426796
Kys, nigger. These threads are sovl os highest kaliber.
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>>1428229
lol we'll post wherever we want faggot
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>>1430561
not sure about quotes, i'm not good at that. cant think of anything stronghold hasnt done already
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>>1406968
Ted Kazinsky is probably a fan.
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>>1427887
This. The only ones who think OP is a /v/edditor are summerfags.
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>>1431458
>not even two weeks into /v/
>summerfags are already loose
oh god no
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>>1431461
>not even two weeks into /v/
that is probably the worst typo fuckup I have made that I remember
meant to say may, not /v/
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>>1431907
>>1431461
>Two weeks ago... the /v/ summerfags broke loose. Approaching /vst/ in an endless tide, the horde is hellbent on destroying every micron of board culture and fun. Are you a bad enough general to rally your armies and hold off the summerfags?
I think we found a plot for this hypothetical game with all these units.
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>>1434550
kek
now we just need to see if we can coordinate enough anons to make a playable game
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>>1400975
These are from a real game, but I did make them
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>>1435673
Neat unit variety! That's like, scout, standard infantry/vehicle, resource gatherer, and hero units?
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it's over
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>>1435779
this thread needs more tanks
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bump
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>>1446055
You don't need to bump threads here you dumbfuck. It's not /v/ even though you fucking retards wish it was.
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>>1434597
wait that’s impossible
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>>1446059
You keep fucking saying that but this thread keeps falling onto page 10. This isn't /v/ - it's a lot slower - but threads still die. Either draw something or stfu.
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>>1435779
reminds me of kindom rush for some reason
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>>1400975
>>1400975
I don't have drawing, but i have this

Seal Team 6

Special
Cloak: While the enemy does not have LOS to your unit, you can cloak. While cloaked you move very slowly but receive a bonus to accuracy, camo, cover and damage while stationary.
DeCloak: When you attack, if enemy is within LOS you will begin to decloak. A timer will begin to count down, and so long as an enemy remains within line of sight, you will decloak when it reaches zero. If the enemy leaves your
LoS and you remain in stealth, the timer will start to count backwards, until you are fully cloaked again. Attacks on units when you are outside their LoS will not cause you to decloak nor will they stop the timer. You can also
decloak to move faster.

Upgrades
.50 cal
Ghilli Suit

Select Dialogue
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Not In This Mans Navy
BFF's Forever

Poke Dialogue
Thats Not Mine
I don't know whose it is, but its not mine
Anybody got any batteries (bzzzzzt)

(Upon Sniper Dying)
(hitched sobbing) Ri-hi-hi-co! NOOOOOOOO!
You Bastards! I'll Kill You! ARRRGGG!! (gunfire)
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>>1452627
Technical

Upgrades
See Technical Tree

Select Dialogue
I Miss My Goat
Burn In Hell, Infidels!
Still Beats Working For Uber

Poke Dialogue
In My Country, You Would Be Beaten For Such Things
Hands Off My Goat!
(Mujajadeen Trill)
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>>1453281
Jhon Deer Mortar Tractor

Upgrades
Smoke
Tear Gas
Beehive

Select Dialogue
Its my damn Tractor and I'll do what I want with it!
I don't need no new fangled gizmos to run a farm!
This here runs off Diesel and Moonshine, just like Ma used to make!

Poke Dialogue
Whats stuffed up your cornhole?
Thats one fiiiine lookin' sheep.
What? I'm just sayin!
Keep your damn hands off my sister! Shes mine!
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>>1453282
Militia

Upgrades
Extra Mags
magpull mags
Licensed Minigun or Tax Stamped Pipe Bombs

Select Dialogue
Shall Not Be Infringed!
Taxation is Theft!
Not In My Neighborhood!

Poke Dialogue
My Boy Ain't Right.
You'all Need Jesus!
Jesus Loves You, But Everybody else thinks your an asshole!

(when squad surrenders)
damn.. 10 days until retirement
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>>1453284

Gorilla Suit

Select Dialogue
All Right! Promoted to Sgt.!
Wheres my Backup?!
I might make Major some day!
Where are you going? You guys suck!

Poke Dialogue
Bullet 'resistant'? What the hell does that mean?
Can't wait to get my 40 acres!
Guys? This Isn't Funny Guys!
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>>1453285
Ostroc

Select Dialogue
Like the thunder of god!
Sinners, prepare to be judged!
We could have won if Nixon hadn't been such a sissy-mary!

Poke Dialogue
Quit Yer Bellyaching! You think I cried when we lost the war?
Me and my girl long wang were going to build a life together! Start a family!
How was I suppose to know? It all looks the same in the dark!
I had to bomb the village to save it!

On Dying
(sobbing) Long Waaaaang.. What have I done!

Additional Select dialogue (after incendiary upgrade)
I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning. Smells like.. Victory.
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>>1453287
Antifa Bus

Special
VTube Sponsorship: Antifa units don't count towards K/D ratio
Communista Baristas: You can't purchase this unit if your budget is too high.

Upgrades
TG Sgt. Gives one TG Sgt per 10 units and increases morale
Long Bus Changes from 20 units to 50

Select Dialogue
Bash the Fash!
Finally, I can pay back my college loans!
Solidarity, Brothers.. And sisters! I didn't forget sisters!

Poke Dialogue
The armbands? What about them?
My weapon? Came with the free t-shirt.

Additional Select Dialogue(After transgender motivational instructors)
Did you just misgender me?
Thats MAAM!
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>>1453289
Snickerdoodle Brand Cannibis Plantation

This building also produces and distributes food like an Armory

Units
Motorcycle Smuggler
Quad Smuggler
Supply Truck

Dialogue

Homemade Brownies! Just like grandma used to bake!
Good luck with your cancer treatment dearie!
It Helps My Glacoma!

Poke Dialogue

What was that dearie? Gam Gam must have had something in her ear!
You better step off, jack, before gam gam bust a cap in yo ass!
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>>1453292

Munster Energy Sponsored Coca Plantation

Units

Prop Plane

Dialogue
Kids love the taste of Munster Energy!
8 hour energy! Manic High Now! 3 Day Crash Later!
Its got what plants crave!

Poke Dialogue
First you get the money, then you get the power.
Once get the power, then you get the women.
Say Hello to my little fren!
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>>1453293
Humvee

Select Dialogue
(Car Horn Plays La Cucaracha)


Ramshackle

Thresher Blades or
Ram Prow

My retirement, ruined!
No good, dirty polititions!
The only good lawyers a dead lawyer!

Poke Dialogue

Can't fight city Hall? I'll Show em!
10 measly miles of road.. 10 miles!
I-AM-IRON-MAN!!
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>>1451879
If a thread died on this slow board its because nobody posted in it for MONTHS. Let it die, you fucking retard. Everyone that wants to post has already posted.
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Orc Shieldbearers

Produced in Warcamp
Requirements: None

Upgrades (require Blacksmith):
>Long spears
increased attack power and meele skill
>Heavy armour
Increases hitpoints and armour rating
>Padded shields
inceased armour rating and projectile resistance

Very high missile resistance and good armour
Vulnerable to magic attacks
Low mobility
Good meele damage but low meele skill (meaning they struggle against dedicated meele fighters, but can cut through weaker units.)

Selected:
>Shields up, ready to go!
>Where do you need a bulwark?
Move:
>Pick them up, we're going!
Attack move:
>Stop for nothing!
Upgraded:
>Finally! a real weapon!
>That'll stop a firewand.
>As if we're not carrying enough...
Attacked:
>Let them break upon us!
>Keep wasting ammunition, fools!
Wounded:
>Line is bucking!
Death:
>We held... 's long we could...
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>>1453589
My posts were funny and I deserve attention.
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>>1454042
You posted a flipped image. Let me ftfy
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>>1454647
Thanks. No idea why that happened.
I had it rotated before posting.
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>>1454805
I think there are two types of rotation. One involves physical manipulation of pixels, while the other is just metadata parameter or something, and 4channel removes that data from posted pics.
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Schizo guinea pig mage
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>>1454534
i will also take sex in exchange for attention.
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>>1452627
>>1453281
>>1453282
>>1453284
>>1453285
>>1453287
>>1453289
>>1453292
>>1453293
>>1453297

how comes nobodies likes my /k/ themed vidyo gayme?

you make me cry..
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>>1460097
art pls
this is a MS paint thread, you don’t have to be as good as this guy >>1405225 >>1420847 >>1435779 >>1438997 >>1453807
but you clearly have the passion to make something good enough
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>>1460097
>>1460132
NTA, thanks for the references, will use these for practice, yes.
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>>1454042
Elf Nobles

Produced in Main Base
Each unit of nobles raises pop-cap
Building additional nobles requires man base upgrade, Academy building, Trade Camp building. (each grants +1 cap)

Very Expensive
Very high meele skill and damage
High production cost
Low armour
Consumes a lot of supplies for meintanace
Good shot
Very costly to reinforce losses
Decent mobility
Did I mention "Very expensive"?

Upgrades:
>Enchanted weaponry
requires mana distillery
converts half of their meele damage into magical damage (more effective against magical creatures and undead)
>Fencing drills
Increases meele skill and damage
>Enchanced powder mix
increases shot power
>Rifling
Increases shot range and accuracy
>paper cartridges
Increases reload speed

>Yes, my liege?
>step aside... peasants.
>Long live the Emperor!
>you don't strike. you flail!
>Die, you ill born fen-rats!
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>>1400975
Do you take requests?
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>>1456688
there should be an achievement for killing one of these with a unit that recently burrowed through a wall or uncloaked within very close proximity of one
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>>1425996
literally minecraft
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>>1409221
This one is sovlfvl.
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based
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uh oh
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/thread
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>>1469619
He is dancing. He says that he will never die.
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>>1469623
ok but what are the cat’s stats
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>>1469979
It's usually just an item that provides -3 loneliness but after it consumes human meat it becomes a Feral Cat with 30HP and 2 attacks, Bite that does 5HP damage, and Scratch that does 3HP damage. If it lands an attack, it applies the 'toxoplasmosis' debuff which lowers speed and intelligence.
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>>1470006
is it spammable
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Does anyone have the gunfucker, the swordfucker and the ammo whore? Wanna save them
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>>1470074
>>1400976
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>>1470031
Considering you have to expend a human unit every time you want to convert an item, not really.
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>>1470226
fair enough. I didn't think that the previous thread would be the first thread. not used to how slow /vst/ is
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Sovl incoming. “Behemoth” would be like this guy but with plate armour and gnomes operating cannons strapped to its back.
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>>1470720
love those
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>>1470508
Depending on how spammable humans are.
Just play as china or russia.
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>>1470854
There’s a Warhammer equivalent to everything posted here - even OP’s frog rider.
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>>1470876
I mean I just like those kinds of units. There were ones on battle for middle-earth too
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>>1470873
tranny jannies can only exist in modern society so that means chinks and russians are almost infinitely spammable. Giving one chink an ak47 will make them capable of taking out a dozen Feral Cats though. They just exist as a map ambush for your scout units. That's the most influence a tranny janny's life will ever have on the world, the first respondents to the corpse-stench of their suicide will get attacked by a starving cat.
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>>1400975
Behold, a protoss carrier. But on the ground. And with only one buff AF interceptor. And squishy. And ability-based
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>>1470720
>behemoth description
isn’t that just the war mammoth from epic battle fantasy 5
>>1470980
at what point will the wrangler decide to start making new replacement bioweapons genetically gay to prevent YJK teasing (and to ensure that they don’t become am invasive species
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>>1470992
wouldn't help, YJK is a matter of principle
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>>1470992
>genetically gay to prevent YJK teasing (and to ensure that they don’t become am invasive species
She could of just have made it sexless and not worried about any of that.
But no, she gave it a shlong. She chose to do that.
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>>1471817
I see trench crusade has progressed into late WW2 tech
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>>1471900
>late WW2 tech
The Paladins and Wizards here got space age capabilities after contesting and processing Verdantvines, elevating their divine and mystical industries against each other. Sharing a rough one here, illustrating a Paladin Task Force against Wizard Tangoes as the Paladins set up harvesting operations in the resource-rich Silversands Valley.
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>>1470879
The Janny unit is free though...
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>>1472096
you need hot pockets to recruit them
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Not sure if any RTS has done map denial in a form of creating neutral creeps, but here it is.
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>>1473938
they just know
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>>1469616
allegedly, this unit sometimes does something by randomly going on a banning spree, doing admin abuse-element damage to random units on the map
unfortunately this is heavily weighted in favor of banning people who don’t actually deserve it, causing too much friendly fire
unless any units have been marked with the J’ak of Soii, a curse that increases mineral production but severely penalizes physical attributes
unfortunately, this debuff cannot be reliably applied so it’s not a useful strategy
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it’s over
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>>1473938
aw hell naw what'd they do to rain world lizard
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>>1478047
Just helping it deliver many healthy children :)
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>>1478196
>berkele :DDDDDD
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>>1462728
aw, thanks guy
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>>1479854
Cool. It's like necro from WC3 with mutations from clan moulder and personality of a mad artist
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The elves had to adapt a bit after the invention of gunpowder.
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>>1487661
lol

Worst optimized unit ever
I literally can't come up with worse.

Like a ground unit built solely to attack submarine, not surface-boat.
Or a "tank" incapable of hitting close target if in mobile-mode, but incapable of hitting long range target if in static-mode.
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>>1487661
Reminds me of Rusted Warfare and its bonkers naval units, including:
>a super slow submarine with a pitifully weak torpedoes that's somehow meant for scouting
>a versatile submarine that attacks with torpedoes only when submerged, and with homing missiles (both anti-air and anti-ground) when surfaced
>an experimental sub that can surface and crawl on land
>an amphibious plane with lightning guns that can submerge at the cost of slowing down to a crawl and losing much of its weapons' range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9zQ0yExlw
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>>1400975
kek
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>>1488886
off by 2
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revive
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>>1492012
If you want to revive this thread, open up Paint. Get your noggin joggin.
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>>1492027
not home
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>>1487685
last thread there was an overpriced anti-air unit that had a fuckhueg missile that had a longer reload time than the average fighter’s build time
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>>1492027
I ran out of ideas that can be presented in a vacuum. sorry man
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>>1493714
nice sage bro
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>>1493727
thanks man
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>>1479854
where’s a larger version for repurposing salvaged vehicle wrecks and large monster corpses
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>>1409221
wtf this unit needs to be nerfed it keeps dodging my 99% accurate attacks while it’s seemingly unaffected by accuracy modifiers
vst fix your game
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>>1492998
That's just patriot
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>>1402541
no polish text for quotes
what does he mean by this
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>>1421950
You're right. Not sure why I got them mixed up, aside from the suspicious timing of their deaths. Æthelred generally got a bunch of unflattering nicknames. Think one of the others was "the ill adviced." I think it has more to do with differentiating him from previous Æthelreds which were more fondly remembered. He gets a lot of shit for the Danelaw purge which became the casus belli for Forkbeard to invade. Going into exile likely also didn't earn him any goodwill. At the same time IIRC Edmund was one of the commanders and a very successful one at that during the time when Æthelred fought Cnut.
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>>1502148
cool
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>>1502148
AHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE PALADINS AHHHHHHHH
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Experimental and Heavy Unit Notes:
>Mirror Uplink Designator
Requires Alert State DANGER ONE and Expanse Space Command Clearance, this Ultra Artillery Unit calls upon the Coalition Superweapon, Mirror Uplinks to deliver orbital strikes that can vaporize fortifications and formations alike.
>Curator Support Cruiser
Requires Alert State DANGER ONE and Tachyon Strategic Initative Clearance, this Ultra Support Unit provides near-instant, extreme offensive, defensive, and repair boosts among the Coalition's frontline units.
>Warden Mobile Fortress
Requires Alert State DANGER ONE and Luminumbral Task Force Clearance, this Ultra Heavy Mobile Bunker provides both custom protection and offensive capabilities for Coalition infantry and drones.
>>1502300
>>1502907
Mighty thanks!
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All rts should have the option to dig.
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>>1505999
trips of truth
the best RTS maps are those dug out by units during the game
from surface trenches to elaborate underground bases that would make the builders of that one ISIS complex jealous
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>>1507358
>the best RTS maps are those dug out by units during the game
How many RTS games are there with digging? I can honestly only think of metal fatigue and maybe dungeon keeper if you count that.
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>>1507418
sudden strike and blitzkrieg series
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>>1507422
Nigga, we're not talking open top trenches.
We mean full fledged multi layered subterrean tunnels.
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>>1507438
Stronghold then ))
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>>1507418
Earth 2150 (and some others on the same engine) had both tunneling on a separate underground layer, and digging trenches which are mostly useful as a completely broken solution to deny passage to AI ground units.
Some Spring engine games have terrain deformation, I think.
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>>1505999
>Armor upgrade
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>>1507668
As usual image search fails at anything that isn't anime. Source?
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>>1507674
Webcomic: Girl Genius
Mad science, action & romance
Expect massive art change during early arc

No need to tell you could fill threads with "unit" based on Spark creation.
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>>1507739
I think I've heard that name before. Thanks for the recommendation!
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literally just painted plywood, just there to draw fire or for the enemy to accidentally reveal attack-moving units, especially cloaked ones
>>1431359
looks like C&C generals' angry mob
>AK-47's for everyone!
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>>1507967
What if it gets some veterancy, late-game upgrades, and armor? Yes! Unless....?
>literally just painted plywood
Looks like a neat spammable unit (like a remote-controlled mine?) that can temporarily reveal stealthed units? Can see it waste enemy munitions too. Wonder what unit or production structure would produce your Target?
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>>1508166
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>>1508177
>hard to hit
Nice wooden pattern long sleeves! So a fast fella, and a gold-costing ability to improve all action speed? Neat. Perhaps, thanks for the new boots?
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>>1508226
>thank you for the new tools
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unit below will end up pissing off the developers enough to get regularly nerfed
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>>1508177
instructions unclear, accidentally upgraded my giant alien space termite colony and now my carpenter is useless
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this thread will never stop being the cringest shit ever
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>>1512678
Spiritual ‘groid.
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this guy isnt interesting, but i plan on posting better stuff from starboardlore later if i get the chance
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>>1513867
we're not yet at the better part
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>>1513867
Sorry mate, but >>1510552 applies
Patch 1.01 (release fix)
>F.D.F. price from 100 to 120
Patch 1.08 (winter update)
>F.D.F reduced movement speed to be on par with other infantry units.
Patch 1.1 (factions rebalance patch)
>F.D.F damage boost when near APC, replaced with a 5% movement speed boost for 5 sec after dismounting
>F.D.F airstrike ability cooldown from 60 to 90 sec and the airstrike damage reduced by 25%
Patch 1.15 (DLC rebalancing)
>F.D.F no longer receive increased damage for being in a group of 5
Patch 1.23
>F.D.F are actually Sicilians
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>>1514362
we are slowly getting to interesting parts
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>>1514390
You ruined it.
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>>1516720
Thank you. That's the point
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>>1516720
>>1516888
I disagree, Patch 1.23 of >>1514390 finally brought the F.D.F. to their full potential. Every patch before were rather so-so in comparison.
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>>1516888
>trips
oh no no no no no no no FDFbros how will we recover from this
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>>1514390
>>1516720
>>1516888
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>>1514390
>F.D.F are actually Sicilians
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>>1517332
Why does he have an upside-down bhutanese flag on his helmet?
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you know I wonder if there's any RTS games where you can design your own units like in these threads, and if such a thing has multiplayer support
if one doesn't exist we can pull out the good ol' unrealistic expectations and hope someone here can code/mod such a thing into reality, so we can have all our favorite factions from these threads fighting eachother
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>>1517739
Sounds like an idea that would produce fun stuff for a while until min/maxers figure out how to make the most optimized roster of units that beat everything you throw at them (and probably look like crap), and everyone will end up using those instead of creating new stuff. Or the devs destroy the customization depth after noobs cry about it being too complicated to get right. Or it gets constantly rebalanced with hefty buffs and nerfs every few months. Reminds me of how Robocraft was the most fun in alpha.
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>>1518843
>robocraft
would there even be enough interested 4chan users for scheduled robocraft custom games?
it could be kinda fun
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>>1518843
Maybe if instead of each player designing their own units, each player can bring a limited number of their own units, and then both players have access to all units (their own and the enemy's). This wouldn't solve the issue of optimizing units but at least it would ensure both players have an even starting point.
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>>1470980
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>1517739
There are a bunch of rts games that let you actually create your own units. Tho of course they don't give you complete freedom, it's rather you build from parts given to you by developers. For example we got Earth 2150 and Warzone 2100 (games not related to each others) that let you make your own vehicles by picking from available types of weapons, armor, wheels and such or Impossible Creatures where you mix parts of two animals to create your own monsters.
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>>1521982
Nice leig
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>>1520302
he just knows
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>>1409221
WTF MY 95% ACCURACY ATTACK JUST MISSED THEM
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>>1523673
How much friendly fire during that attack?
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>>1524561
I updated it for the patch, I even remembered to change the filename this time.
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>>1469616
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>>1469623
lold
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>>1400975
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>>1525222
>*missile
Otherwise, I love it..
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>>1525222
checked
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don’t let the thread die you sons of grabblers
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Introducing, the dastardly knife eared assholes, also known as "Elves".
Their main units are on the lower end of the power scale, but they can gain experience to make up for it and they can greatly benefit from supervision.
Their regular units hold their own in regular combat, but can't deal with more irregular situations.
Thankfully they have a host of specialised auxiliary troops which all come with powerfull abilities but also severe drawbacks. More on that later.
First of all, the snobs from the heartlands and the manors:
The Nobles.
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>>1532974
Next up, the ones without whom nobility would be meaningless,
the peasants.
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>>1532975
More of the same, but with 50% more weapons per peasant.
Also, I should probably explain a few terms:
>Morale - bad things happen, the bar goes down
>Broken - morale dropped to 0. Usually bad things happen, like:
>Retreat - lose control over the unit, it runs back to HQ, you can recover it there
>Rout / Scatter - lose control over unit, it runs away in random directions, you can recover it if you find it (preferably before the enemy does)
>Surrender - lose the unit instantly
>Meele skill - when two units fight in meele, their meele skill is compared and used to calculate the probability of hit for each other. Higher meele skill = hit more often and get hit less often. Of course it doesn't do jack shit for ranged attacks.
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>>1532978
Ok, I just noticed that the colours are much darker here than when I'm viewing it on my pc, I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
Next up: The mainline infantry of the elven Empire. (yes, capital E)
>recruited from volonteers and "volonteers" from across the peasantry.
>given actual weapons and training
>not liked much by the nobles, due to their allegiance being more directed toward the Emperor and the Empire, than their local nobility. (the internal power struggle is real)
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>>1532983
Let's see if saving it as jpg changes anything.
Next up, the cavalry. (drawing horses sucks major ass)
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>>1532990
Bingo. Colours are good.
Here's the big boys. The Panzers. The Line breakers.
The guys that cahnge the tide of battle with how awesome they are.
The guys you see getting massacred in that one mission by idiot commander rushing them into killing fields, before you are handed over command over "lesser" units and have to employ actual tactics to win the day, only to get no gratitude whatsoever.
And yes, they ride unicorns because No Horn < Horn
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>>1532993
Now here is where things star getting interesting.
Welcome to the ""Auxiliary units"" tab
High risk - high reward territory
First up, the """"Volonteers"""" from one of the Empire's provinces. (The allegories here are really not subtle.)
And yes, in case it wasn't obvious, the elves are kind of dicks to everyone.

What is with all that "magic" stat that shows up here? Well, there are things that aren't quite from this world that also need dealing with. Every faction has some units that make use or at least have a way of countering them.
These are categorized as
>magic beings - ghosts, demons. Usually don't give much of a fuck about physical damage, which causes them to be major pain in the ass, unless you've got a way to deal with them.
>Beasts - it got fur? It's probably it. tough bastards that can give and take the beating, but their biggest problem is that they run away and hide, so killing them off is problematic.
>undead - reanimated physical remains. Usually have some resistance to physical damage, but get extra vulnerabilities to other things.
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>>1532995
Hey, what if I told you you can have a worker who does twice as much and only eats half of what they normally eat?
Introducing, the "Involuntary servitude" which is totally not slavery.
Oh, and Orks.
They're here too. Trust me, there's a reason for that.
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>>1532998
The Scavangers, trespassers, adventureres, looters, killers, explorers, robbers and other undesirables taken from prisons across the Empire, given arms and a chance to redeem themselves in the service of the Emperor, by scouting out the uncharted lands.
Few make it through the first weeks, but those that do, tend to be the hardest, most resourcefull and creative bastards you can find.
A few words on lore:
What is the Enchanted Forest?
>A area that shows up on couple of maps where the borders between the worlds grow thin and laws of euclidean geometry don't really apply.
>Most units that enter the forest go missing or end up in most random places imaginable.
>The topography of the forest is ever changing and nothing is certian, but certian units can navigate it just fine and find what they're looking for.
Why are the worlds colliding and getting entangled?
>Elf shitfuckery. as always.
>That's why human postapocalyptic world, Ork lands and Elven Empire are crashing into each other.
>and also why some pissed off demon appeared and started raising undead.
But that's for another day.
What is "Ancient ruins" and "Pristine ammunition"?
>A leftowers from strange and foreign lands of humans. Before their collapse, they had amazing technologies, some of which can still be salvaged.
Pristine ammunition?
>one of the resources. can only be collected from ruins. Is consumed by units that use advanced firearms.
Why did human world collapse?
>well, apparently having another plane of reality smash into yours can have serious impact on globalized civilisation.
Thank you for reading my shitty fanfic.
Back to unit posting
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>>1533072
No army is complete without siege units, is, it?
I couldn't be bothered to draw the crew, so just imagine some dudes around it.
I should probably address the blue vials you've seen up until now in various places.
Yeah, that's "mana". Or at least what elves call "mana"
It's a collective term for all sorts of magic-infused liquids that are used for various purposes across the Empire. This here, is basically a liquid gunpowder. But there are other uses for other mixtures, like medicine, religious rituals (vision inducing) or alcochol. That last one is probably the most common.
Mana is also one of the resources for the elves. The building that produces it is called a "distillery"
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>>1533102
Last but not least, the highest tech unit in Empire's army: the pinnacle of engineering, the real contraption of a watermill strapped to a cannon;
The Multicannon. (patent pending)
again, just imagine some scrawny engineers tinkering with it all the time.
This unit induces infinite frustration for both players: It can massacre entire armies in seconds. If it works. Which it may very well not.
I can already imagine the seething on forums :)

I was thinking about making some more units for elves. An elite infantry, some magic users, maybe third cavalry unit, but I didn't have a good idea for them, so for now that's it folks.
Let me know which army you want next:
>Ork rebels, escaping the slavery and figuring out how to build their tribes back,
or
>Humans, recovering from the apocalypse, balancing between old world tech and ancient gods awakening.
Estimated delivery time: probably in the far future if ever.
Now gimme my (you)s, fuck you and see you tomorrow.
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>>1533072
obligatory (you).
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>>1533112
Impressive levels of autism on display here. Very well done!
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>>1533112
(You)
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>>1533112
>Humans, recovering from the apocalypse, balancing between old world tech and ancient gods awakening.
Sounds kino
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revive again
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There was an attempt.
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>>1400975
This guy is supposed to be a unit for a necromancy faction.
Specifically, one led by a guy who wants to RETVRN to the good old days of knighthood but is instead just defiling the corpses found in the family graveyard at his massive estate.
Human units panic at his sight because this guy was once a well-respected retainer some 200-odd years ago.
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>>1539384
I love it. Fucking with the UI is one of my favourite things for game to do (if done well, which sadly is rare)
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>>1539384
10/10
would use it to right click context menu paste racial slurs into the opponent’s chatbox to get them banned again
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>>1539617
Crazily based, i would love unit like this in a real RTS
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>>1539498
I like it a lot
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>>1540811
I love those
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>>1541445
do they have randomized equipment
maybe they should be able to loot better weapons from those they kill
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the unit below will enjoy extra powercreep
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Thank you for the (you)s
>>1542269
Better weapons proportional to veterancy might be good. It gives people an incentive to keep the old ones alive and join them in roaming aimlessly
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OP here (not going to expect everyone to believe me since I didn't start the thread with a tripcode)
i've been loving the designs you guys have been posting
to be honest this kinda reminds me of a play-by-post game I've seen on some other sites called Land Wars, where players design their own troops, make strategies for battles, and fight other player controlled kingdoms over a MS paint map for fun and glory

problem is, well I don't really think there's any good spots to host such a game
can't really do it on 4chan because there's no collapsible spoilers to avoid wall of text/pastebin link spam hell (and trying to get multiple people to use tripcodes to prevent falseflagging/sabotaging other players via impersonation would be easier said than done, and I don't really think there's a board for play by post games besides maybe /qst/ but that's a really slow board

and I don't really know if there's any forum sites with an active subforum for this kind of stuff
maybe discord could work via its thread feature but any server with its invite posted on 4chan is a serious disaster waiting to happen

for those who don't give a shit about the borderline blogposting, or those who only give a shit about posts with images attached, here's a spooky gun thief that will pick up just about any unattended ranged weapon
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>>1542732
>>1542738
Based, map changing units are cool
I dig this food pun based unit roster you're making
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>>1542732
>>1542298
This is a tough one. On one hand a unit that SUFFERS from powercreep would mean that new, stronger units are added that eventually overshadow it.
But a unit ENJOYING powercreep would mean that the new units/maps/features that appear somehow make this unit stand out more. Which is paradoxical. But not impossible.
Another issue is, that powercreep means that the game around the unit changes by adding new things, so removing features or simply dumbing down others is not an option.
All of this makes writing patch notes extra hard.

Patch 1.01 (launch hotfix)
>fixed an issue that made naval units resistant to meele attacks from non-naval units.
Patch 1.1
>added 4 new 1v1 maps: "lost coast", "pirate cove", "shattered peninsula", "seaside hamlet"
Patch 1.1.1
>map changes. Removed the two bridges on "lost coast"
Patch 1.2
>introducing new resource nodes: fishing spots
>players can now build new unit in docks: fishing boat
>fishing boat needs to be able to travel to a fishing spot and back to friendly controlled dock to unload catch. Generates gold and food income.
Patch 1.2.5
>added new 3v3 maps:
>"shattered islands"
>"endless tides"
>"Baker's Bay"
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>>1544972
I love it
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>>1544972
epic sound embed fail
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whoever gets dubs gets to have their unit design prompt made by me
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>>1400975
>thread is 5 months old
I'm impressed
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>>1545556
And who are you?
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the lore of redistan truly is deep
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I can't come up with more bioweapon units, dimension tech is my new best friend
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>>1545993
full opacity
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>>1545556
Militarized spec-ops catgirl for sabotage purposes
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>>1545999
Fuck, I overshot
What do trips get me?
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>>1546001
i specified dubs
trips gets you uuuh a response saying that I’m not really that good at drawing humanoids even by this thread’s MS paint standards so I can’t guarantee something good enough for my perfectionist ass to draw
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>>1545993
>>1545995
*uses units with longer range to outmaneuver your golf ball and destroy your base from out of its reach*
psssh
nothing personnel, kid
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>>1547585
I mean that's kind of the point. You *could* run away from it forever if you're good enough. But it sure is coming
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>>1543847
same idiot claiming to be a guy claiming to be OP here
if anyone actually read that blogposting and is possibly interested in such a thing now that I’ve finished writing the game’s rulebook based off a copy of a forum thread version’s OP I downloaded for safe keeping
just ask and I’ll post the link to the game’s rules/mechanics to use if anyone wants to try it
besides, such a thing could probably be the closest we’ll ever get to using any of our wacky unit designs until someone stops being an idea guy and starts modding this thread’s designs into a RTS game
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>>1539591
>>1539617
>>1540811
>>1541372
>>1541445
>>1542732
>>1542738
Anon, you're doing great fucking work. Don't you ever stop, you magnificent bastard.
I want MOAR of the good stuff.
What else you got there? Other factions?
Whatabout maps? Resources? Buildings?
Not to press you, because creativity is like fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit, but I really like what you did and just like to see more
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>>1549774
>what else you got there
I still have gingerbread man (tanky) and the six slices of bread (apocalypse endgame units) for the bakery faction,
>other factions
I have ideas and puns playing around for a Sewing/Stitching faction.
>buildings
I have some ideas. They are an essential part to the delusions I am having.

>>1545556
Flashbang
>Hot sexy woman that obscures the screen with her tits for 4 seconds
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>>1551322
>dibs
kek
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>>1517345
wait that’s a buff
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unit below will end up being overcentralizing in tournaments
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it’s over
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>>1443196
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>>1556041
Aw, shit, here we go again...
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>>1545999
NTA, cute idea!
>>1546001
Pic related. Thanks!
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>>1559025
would hold hands with
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don’t die on me
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>>1551322
>Hot sexy woman that obscures the screen with her tits for 4 seconds
NTA, liked it. She's got superweapon potential!
>>1559440
Same!
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>>1563060
what does the superweapon do besides blinding opposing players
maybe it could heal its team and give powerful temporary buffs to unit offenses, defenses, and morale, so it’s useful for more than just disrupting other players
https://youtu.be/8rxx8ll6Wmk&t=782
vid related
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>>1563595
>maybe it could heal its team and give powerful temporary buffs to unit offenses, defenses, and morale
Noted and considered. pic related shows that Fortune Flashbang gets some additional utilities aside from blinding and damaging opposing player units.
>Vid Related
Neat! Could be like those 3-second cutscenes that either heal or damage allies/enemies in a target area.
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>>1556041
>>1557959
Q&A with devs #32
>...And now we have next question: Anon 041 asks: how do you think the new faction will handle in the tournament?
>Thanks for the question anon. We're relatively sure they'll do ok. I mean, we already have good feedback from the players regarding their performance and the forums are still actively discussing their strategies and counters.
>They shouldn't be useless.
>heh, yeah, they shouldn't be useless.
>We believe that they'll bring more variety into the game. They got good infantry, good tanks, fancy things and stuff...
>a ton of RNG...
>a MODERATE amount of RNG, don't exaggerate
>hehe, at the very least they should be entertaining and I expect players to find them to their liking. Now, onto the next question...
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>>1564100
Tournament shoutcast
>hallo and welcome to the semi finals of the vstfest tournament, we have another great game for you today.
>on the north side, playing as the Crimson Wagers, it's the HelpfulHeinz
>his opponent, in blue, starting from the south, is BartekPL also playing as Crimson Wagers
>so we've got yet another casino mirror matchup
>so it seems
>you reckon we'll see another Spinner spam?
>It's very likely, but let's wait and see. After all, Heinz is known from trying out uncommon strats
>and here we have early clashes, both players going for resource areas first
>the question is who can use their starters better...
>this map favours the northern play- ooow! Nasty squadwipe of Heinz's scouts.
>it's not over, but the first precious seconds of income are already in Bartek's favour...
>Heinz is going for the nodes closer to him, he's not rebuilding his lost squads
>Bartek is already building a Fortune Factory. Are we going to see 4th minute Spinner?
>He's clearly going for it. Meanwhile Heinz managed to catch Bartek's squad out in the open, nasty exchange, that's gonna cost him.
>and there it is, the first and definitely not last Cascade Spinner of the game, rushing down the center of the map
>Heinz is on the back foot, but his own factory is up and running, his own tank is boud to hit the field soon enough
>Bartek is very aggressive with his Spinner. He knows he can afford it when it's the only tank on the field and he knows that he has to capitalize on this advatage while he can
>He just has to be carefull not to dive too deep. If he loses it early- Oooow! Nasty shot! That 15mm autocannon takes no prisoners, whatsoever.
>He inflicted good losses, now he has to- what is he doing? He keeps pushing in!
>Heinz already has his own tank out, Bartek should pull out of there- He keeps going! Looks like he embraced the casino spirit! He's feeling lucky and going for broke!
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>>1564118
>His second tank is already out, pushing forward, but will this be enough to save the first?
>nope. There it goes, first tank kill goes to Heinz
>Now it starts, a game of cat and mouse, or more like a game of tug of war, who can push the other tank off, without risking his own
>as we see, neither of the players is investing in up-teching, instead they're both doubling down on factories and economy
>and for the very good reason, we can see they're both going for the SpinSpam. The question is, who will be the first one to get that criticall mass of tanks, to be able to one-shot the other one...
>Bartek is pushing, but Heinz is holding it hard, he lost another two, but so did Bartek...
>off to the side we have a cheeky squad of FELINs, looking for a factory to sabotage.
>looks like someone bought the skinpack for the bonus costumes
>heh, yeah, the girls in skirts are- wait, there's another push in the middle! Heinz is trying his best to push through and get more map undrr his control
>that's going to cost him. One tank is down. Another is in critical condition
>He's not aborting the push, he's still going...
>Bartek backed off, but the points are still up, there is still time for them to rebuild...
>NYAAA!
>huh? Let's check the map... oh, it looks like the FELINs died sometime during the brawl in the center, looks like we missed it
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>>1564135
>but Bartek's factories are still churning out new Spinners, he's not even bothered by infantry anymore, he's doing pure tank spam...
>the time is starting to run short, the advantage is in Heinz's hands, let's see if Bart can flip this around
>there he goes
>he popped the high risk slots
>he's going for it...
>good control, he's not letting them stop, he's picking targets, looking for thhese rear armour hits
>Heinz is backing off, but he has reserves, he's keeping them coming
>ow, unfortunate roll, three hearts fumble...
>excellent reaction from Barteks side, he isolated the troublesome machine, limiting the harm that the dot and vulnerability can cause...
>will that be enough tho? Heinz is counter attacking, the points are ticking, he needs to meke those shots connect, he needs to push him off the point, to get back in control of the zone, but Bartek is not budging, he's sending them into the cap, doesn't carecabout losses, it's all just to keep it for these few precious seconds...!
>but there it goes, the losses were just too fast, too big, he couldn't get that critical mass back before the timer expired
>GG, that's the game, HelpfulHeinz is going to the grand finale, where he'll face off against Lovenest, in this season's most tank-centric tournament so far...
>was that a jab at eccentric or...?
>nah, I meant, you know, centered about tanks...
>yeah. There wasn't a tournament so far where one unit was so prevalent...
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>>1564141
Developer notes #34
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Following the recent tournament, we realised there was something off about the balance. We listen to the players and together with community contributors are working out a patch to fix the balance of the Crimson Wagers. The first version of the balance patch is already avvailable on the closed test server and full patch will be released in the next update, hopefully before the end of this year.
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Man, this thread brings out some high-grade autism
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>>1425363
right
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>>1564154
At least it's the productive kind of autism.
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>>1564146
Thanks for the update! Managed to cram in the Builder-Gatherer Unit, the Dealer Utility Vehicle and the Multirole General Infantry, the Manekimarine! I appreciate the tank rush references here. Crimson Wager is truly RNG dependent.
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>>1564847
>>1564834
>>1564154
>'tism
Appreciated
>>1564847
Fuck, I knew I should have included the T1 Marines in there by name.
I also thought that I didn't include the faction's RNG factor as much as it should have been.
Hope you liked it. I went with CoH styled gameplay for the shoutcast, but I don't know what style of game you have in mind for them. Iassume probably something more CnC-like.
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What video game is this for?
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>>1565326
incomprehensible RTS game you’ve never played and don’t care about
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interesting
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>>1564397
backwards
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>>1564847
Anon, how do you see your game?
Something like CnC? CoH-like? Some new entirely?
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Thanks for the response! Here's a resource field for reference, heh heh!
>>1565012
I like it! Also got to see CoH mechanics here with the map control, but yeah, was going for a CnC feel. Was considering to make Crimson Wager a Greed faction with some rush elements. Will probably work on some more casino-based units, hopefully.
>>1567465
>How do you see your game?
Just a fun outlet to create cool or weird RTS units really.
>Something like CnC?
That's the spice. Also briefly watched some CoH games, I real liked their victory point and outpost game mechanic, as well as the ability to pick up weapons, yeah. Other than that, I really like multiple build queues, resources that never deplete, and having multiple resource types for units, ammo, and abilities.
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>>1572461
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>>1574925
Amazing, but also what the actual fuck
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>>1574925
so what does it actually do besides being an object with a fuckton of HP
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>>1575744
Spawns the actual super units every time it reached 0hp
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>>1572461
Amazing deep lore
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>>1557959
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>>1563848
I would definitely play this faction and destroy my computer the moment I get shit rng.
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>>1575854
what are the other 3
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https://youtu.be/e9mW9NNGEi8?si=KRwFexMHJIohK0sf

>>1582604
Still drawing them

>>1575854
Her music.
https://youtu.be/sYcwnSo9CU8?si=R66VvUij12vETHwv
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>>1580485
Haha, thanks! Adding here a detailed version of >>1564847 yeah. Builder-Gatherer Units and T1 Infantry together.
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>>1584757
>>1564847
>>1563848
>>1563060
>>1559025
>>1557959
>faction of gambler catgirls that use weaponised slot machines
I'd play the shit out of this game
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>>1426796
>being this fucking new
>failing this badly to fit in
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>>1584867
>replying to obvious flamebait/minimod shit
by giving that retard the thing he came here for - angry responses and (You)s - you're motivating him and people like him to return here for more
a shameful display
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>>1584546
fuck. I noticed I forgot to change the fermentation 'spored' into 'yeasted'
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>>1585462
haha you made a typo
your credibility and army have been destroyed
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>>1563475
kek, it's perfect
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>>1590043
looks tasty
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>>1590043
>>1584546
Can't wait to see the other 2 loafs
>tfw no riders of apocalypse themed superunits in vst games
>>1584757
Great stuff anon.
What is next?
We'we got wizards, paladins, bakers and gamblers. What next?
I can't wait to see
Btw, postapo humans /witches faction soon vst bros
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Bump to share this battle between the Allied Front vs. the Martian Axis, featuring the following units:
>Martian Axis (Dark Green, Top from left to right)
Nibiran Glidefighter
Martian Workstrider
Martian Tripod
Venusian Extractor
>Allied Front (in light blue, top to bottom)
Rhineheim Battlezeppelin
Gaulian FT-Bastille
Albion Swinton HT
Albion Flak Lorry
Gaulian Mortar Bike
Rhineheim HE Howitzer
Albion Dreadnought
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>>1596692
post infocards like in the entire rest of the thread
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>>1545707
>mattshit in this thread
shoo, shoo
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>>1584847
>>1595490
Thanks for the appreciation! Definitely looking forward to new kinds of the mspaint units in this thread.
>>1596692
Neat. Gotta love a WW1 Alien Invasion, unit sheets for the Martian Conquest Tripod and the Albion Swinton Heavy Landship.
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>>1603185
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>>1605496
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Not sure if this is a good thread but sdes anyone know where I can find more of these?
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>>1608839
They got massive game potential.
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let’s say someone put every single unit posted in this thread and the last thread (excluding obvious hyper-OP instant win units that would cause the world to end) into one giant battle royale located in just about any major city
which one would win
what would the top 20 be
and how many lives will be lost as collateral damage
and how much property damage would occur
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>>1608839
>>1608840
Weren't these Circumsoldier's autistic drawings, from years back?
I remember one that was a Chinese robot that played the sounds of Turkish women and children crying because in that world the turks and chinks were at war with each other.
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>>1609470
Thank you. Looks like he posts under the name of DTstat now and still posting kino.
https://twitter.com/DTstat_/status/1483537400768966656/photo/1
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>>1609466
still waiting for anyone’s input
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>>1613844
Mine would win.
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>>1613844
>double dubs
Okay, I'll bite.
For the sake of the conversation, we will assume that the start of the battle is a gradual one like all games. Think of a really early game scenario. We are talking about everything is fine for now and the populace is just seeing some random aberrations of reality popping in and out. They might see some modern anachronisms like weird tanks and such but everything would be fine and dandy. Starting buildings yet to be erected, scouts are mapping the city, etc.
The first unit that comes into mind is the Grabbler.
>https://arch-img.b4k.co/vst/1651005382876.png
Like all grabblers in real life, they will not be able to stop themselves from subverting and sabotaging their host country. Grabblers would, based on their description, consider everyone their enemies including themselves. They would hamper any attempt of the Local Government Unit from responding to an early threat of total annihilation.
>Portals start opening
>Monsters of different races hellbent on raping you
>"Oy vey, diversity is our strength."
>Weakens the police force attacks against them
> Indie Talkshows warn about not trusting the fuckable tank-operating goblins that are not OSHA-certified
>>1438997
>"Goyim, OSHA certification is racist!"
>All copper wirings get stolen and cripple the electrical grid
I would say that the Grabbler would be the one who does the most damage and kills but I do concede that it is of an indirect nature. They aren't the ones who do the killing but they set the stage for the shitshow that is about to commence.
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>The Factions
This is where random units who do not belong to a faction start to fall behind. Just like in real life, a single jew is no problem but give them an illegitimate state in sandfuck nowhere, you get a warmongering ethnostate that funds terrorist organizations. Yes, I am biased towards faction units. For what I can tell, we have several factions already. Some of them are pretty fleshed out.
>Iron Mountain Gran Monastirus (church based)
https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1033283/#1149272
>Engineering Coalition
>https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1033283/#1135432
>Applerica (Sweets based)
>https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1033283/#1127581
>Wizard Legion (Fuck off, Riflemage thighs are mine)
>>1405225
>Caveport Gobguinea (Goblins)
>>1420847
>Crimson Wager (Neko gacha)
>>1559025
>Elves (Napoleonic Kn*fe ears)
>>1532974
>The Bakery (Bread puns)
>>1539617
Faction names might not be accurate. Whoever these anons are, God bless you. I can't link all of their units but you get the idea.
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>>1615629
>Entry into the city, first 24hrs
Non-faction units would be grouped into neutral 'Gaia' units littered across the playing field. They might guard resource nodes and/or harass the local populace. We would start to see some civil unrest and fights in the streets but the severity would be along the lines of street-isolated gangwars. The factions I mentioned entered this world for whatever reason and how they entered would matter greatly. The first to sixth faction (first six) are pretty modern and CnC-inspired. In this scenario, they would enter the field looking for resources that just so happen to pop up in the city. Taxes, permits, roads, and logistics (to name a few) these factions ignore would put international eyes on the city. Journalists would have a field day while internal defense would have an aneurysm.
>Vatican (Iron Mountain Gran Monastirus) finally embracing the crusade spirit
>Local sweet shops (Applerica) becoming national militia hotspots
>Junkyards are raided by shortstacks (Caveport Gobguinea)
>Casinos roll out real life genetically modified bunny girls (Crimson Wager).
These factions hog all of the attention while leaving the last two in relative media peace.
>*lves, portal or otherwise, would not look too out of place in the chaotic city.
>The Baker start as a baking-centered cult that just so happens to bake life into their creations.

Keep the thread alive, I'll continue this tomorrow and pardon my engrish.
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>>1615602
>>1615629
>>1615636
keep writing
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>>1611372
I'm getting David Lynch's Dune vibes from this and that's a good thing.
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>>1615636
Forgot about two factions.
>Bog standard PMC engineering company (Engineering Coalition) rolls out security tech in response to portal sightings in the city. Or india finally achieves superpower status and solves the street shitting question.
>Local retard (me) found a genie lamp and wished for a magical gf. Consequences (Wizard Legion) serve as a backdrop to kino romance and eventual handholding
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>>1615636
Early game
At this point, we might be seeing around a hundred deaths and word of mouth spreads a bit of worry in the populace. A few buildings are abandoned due to fear or resource nodes popping up in their foundations. Starting buildings are erected and lines are being drawn. Actual lethal fights will break out between factions and neutral units but fights between factions are extremely unlikely. A block or two of intense but isolated fighting. Think microintensive early game. What they do are based on what I understood from their info cards and fanfic tier delusions.
The First Six will try to scramble to secure prime spots and resource nodes
>T1 units are fielded and lay down small arms fire
>Crystals rise from private property and property laws are violated
The local police forces are overwhelmed at this point but should still be present in some capacity at calming the locals.
Elves, given their assholish nature, will actively drive away the immediate locals. Racial slurs and webms flood /pol/
>The *lf nobles and serfs start some weird looking magical farms
>Market portals for slave trade are opened
>Might catch some eyes in the backdrop of chaos but nothing out of the 'ordinary' for now
>A bit of matchlock fire against interlopers and a bit of whipping here and there
>Rudimentary defenses and perimeters are erected.
The Bakery will lean on its cult origins and try to garner local support. Why be angry at a lovable lump of dough?
>Primordial dough bus out of a bakery and start repurposing buildings
>Locals are unnerved but compared to others, they would probably be fine
>A couple of breaders and their breadings patrol the streets and knock on doors spreading the 'Daily Bread'
>Some are converted into the Baking cult. Overall, pretty safe.
At this point, the army and a state of calamity would've been called but due to Grabblers, it is delayed and even if it wasn't delayed, it is far too late. The UN might start a conference on what to do.
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>>1616435
First Contact
Eventually, these factions will meet each other. Some get to form a truce, the rest will kill each other on sight. The notable ones in this hypothetical scenario are:
Iron Mountain Gran Monastirus & Bakery
>Both follow are religious theme
>Both are trying to spread good faith
>Bakery provides pastries, Monastirus provides himbo pastors
>They will probably try to kill each other to purge heresy but the 'Daily Bread' rhetoric binds them together for now
Bakery & Applerica
>Both are (mostly) baked goods
>Close enough that they might be the same kind
>Close enough that resource scarcity will drive them to kill each other earlier than most (will expound on this on future posts)
Wizard Legion & Elves
>The wizard legion might view the elves as assholes and/or fuds
>Elves view the legion as the fall of their kind and/or ADHD zoomies
>Will kill each other on sight
>"High tech rifle staff sights are just a gimmick, sonny"
Local/UN forces & Engineering Coalition
>Shit hits the fan and a metal gear level PMC appears
>EC either gets support or be branded as a terrorist organization
>Fighting is still inevitable though
Riflemage x Me
>391k word romance in archiveofourown.org
>tags: hurt/comfort, dystopia, cuddling & snuggling, firsts, no beta we die like the Baker, protectiveness, praise kink
>is still updating
Next posts will tackle tactics and estimated damage
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>>1616401
>>1616467
based degenerate
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First Six tactics
To keep things simple, they absolutely win. Early up until end game and beyond. They have the infrastructure and organization to roll out tanks and aerials as if it was microplastics in water.
>Pop out T1s
>Slowly creep out of starting location with overlapping fire
>Neutrals get killed by the buttload
>(Unironically) turtle the moment they get respectable resource control
>Roll out tanks
>Roll out aerials
>Flatten the city
>Wail at each other till the heat death
With their hulking war machines like
>>1505264
>>1502148
>>1472008
The question of property damage is pointless. They will wipe the city clean from the map. It is far better to ask how much does the city cost? As for local casualties they will cause, I would hazard it around 10k dead. Quite a low number, I admit, but the First Six possess organization and probably are interested in resources more than killing the populace especially the Monastirus who will inflict most of its casualties in millions of lonely housewives' and teenage girls' wet panties due to their exorcist squads. The local government will have ample chance to evacuate most of the populace before the fat fucking dragon thighs roll out. https://arch-img.b4k.co/vst/1659070838319.png
The only reason why these factions would have a hard time surviving is they have to fight each other. Specifics on which of them will come out on top is up for debate. If they were to lose, it would have to be in the early phases were they are still hurting for resources and territory. This phase is where most of the discussion takes place as I find no way for them to lose in the later phases.
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>>1596692
>Rhineheim Battlezeppelin
proto-Kirov
I just fucking cummed
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>>1616467
>Riflemage x Me
kek based
pic unrelated
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>>1406968
Never heard of tooth and tail?
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>>1617497
Thanks for the appreciation! also...
>...hulking war machines like
for the Paladin Guard is not just their Aerocrusader, it's referenced here >>1125943 as their "divine particle lance." Will look into introducing additional infantry for the First Six, so in the meantime, have this.
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>>1617497
Elven tactics
The Elves can dominate the First Six early. It will be an uphill battle but it should be possible. Acquiring good map control and resource denial is imperative to make sure the first six won't be able to field tanks.
>Noble and serfs roll out
>Build Barracks and pop out a couple levies
>Noble and levy prioritize enemy resource nodes
>Rush Auxilliary camp and spam Suomis
>>1532995
Why snow elves? They have anti-personnel and anti-armor capabilities that remains relevant up until the end of mid game. The upgrades that should be prioritized are firebombs and runic snares. Firebombs are not for dropping unit models but for the demoralize debuff. More time the enemy spends retreating is less time they spend securing precious nodes. On the other hand, Runic Snares and melee rushing will do most of the killing.
>Prioritize Runic Snares over Firebombs
The inverse should be done if facing against the Monastirus (Priests) or the EC (Engineers). Their T1s are clearly not magical and are immune to snares.
>Plant as much Runic Snares
>Levy as meat shields and bait enemy
>Runic Snare entrap them and lob a Firebomb for good measure
>Melee rush with Suomis and surviving levies, use their movement speed across the city ruins
or
>Levy meatshield
>Suomis flank around and lob a firebomb, rinse and repeat
>Use Noble to dish out the occasional musket fire or use Shooters
Hopefully, the Elves denied the enemy sufficient resources to delay tanks or eliminate it completely. There are several paths they can take.
They can use Shooters to even out the range disadvantage, Hussars to increase harassing capabilities or field Stalkers for their nice passives. I would go with Stalkers. The First Six may not have much stealth but the Bakery has one that can wreck your shit up so much that it warrants stealth detection even if it is a 'just-in-case' scenario.
>Kill enemy before they field tanks
>Use Firebombs, Stalkers and rush enemy base with levy swarm
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>>1619125
It goes without saying that nobles are essential and should be kept alive at all times. A bad call or an out of position noble can rout an entire group quickly. Whipping will greatly decrease the amount of position micromanaging.
Property damage is (relatively) tame compared to the first six. Fires might spread but it pales in comparison to concrete flattening. Casualties would be staggering. Lots of MIAs if the elves win due to enslaving local humies. Escaping or routed units might turn bandit and terrorize the local populace. The aftermath might be comparable to the Nanjing massacre if we combine MIAs and KIAs. Newly acquired slaves are sent back to the portals thus obscuring the death toll. It also doesn't help that these elves are likely not to cooperate with the local government.

The boons of an elf win cannot be underestimated though. /pol/ and /k/ threads would be entertaining.
>Be me
>Be a noble
>Hear a vase crash at 3:49AM
>Grab my drip-fed mana musket because that's what Carrion intended
>Run down stairs and see four N'wahs fighting each other
>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the yellow one, he's dead on the spot
>Draw my pistol on the goblin but miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's orc
>I have to resort to the pour-loading cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
>"Hippy hoppity, Cin are in nin garn!" (you are in my property)
>The grape shot shreds a priest and a goblin, the sound and extra shrapnel rouses my drunken Suomi to harass my neighbor (fucking retard)
>Draw my saber and charge the last terrified graham
>She cracks and crumbles on the spot since saber curves are optimized for slicing
>Just as Carrion intended
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i'm starting to wonder if the implyingrigged/4chan cup representative for this board has visited this thread
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https://youtu.be/VSPehPXB8pQ?feature=shared
One slice left
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person below is a grabbler in disguise
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>>1532993
>couraisseurs
Is that a deliberate butchering of Cuirassiers?
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>>1623639
No, that was just me being retarded for not checking the proper spelling before posting.
Should have just gone with Bитязь as originally intended
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>tfw the last biotech unit was drawn half a year ago
>tfw my last unit for this thread was 3 months ago
oh no, the passage of time

Anyway, here's a follow up to those guys
>>1473938
>>1470980
If your plan is to shit up the map with neutral creeps(viable biotech strategy), then those guys are here to clean them up for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiKY_e3qDQ
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who is drawing all this cringy ass 13to deviant art shit
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>>1626721
a bunch of autists with nothing better to do.
Why you ask?
>>1625276
Based.
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>>1626721
Go back
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>>1400975
Made this one like a year ago, it's good to stumble with this kind of thread again.
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>>1627380
The longer these threads are up, the more soul they accumulate, like a finely aged Pinot Noir.
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>>1627494
>soul
Fuck off back where you belong le hecking wholesome redditfriend
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>>1621610
>10% damage reduction (ranged only)
>for the cost of 2% hp per second
>not an area that moves with a unit like sentry has, but instead a static smoke cloud
Pretty weak skill for a mega unit desu. Unless the fights are blazingly fast
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>>1627503
Probably should've used *cultivate, instead of accumulate, but the point still stands. Calling me a ledditor is not a valid argument.
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i sentence anyone responding to obvious bait/shitflinging posts to 1000 years of being forced to use unupgraded t1 units in online matches
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>>1627494
That's kinda true.
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>>1627885
And I sentence any n00b$ who use basic-bitch t1 units to 10 years in an isocube.
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Late rome + firearms
They blocked me from uploading files, mehh
imgur: /a/udAw4zo
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>>1628120
Want someone to post it in your stead? Cute art btw
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>>1628070
I agree
maybe we could throw people who feed obvious trolls into the isocubes so they can’t waste the bump limit
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>>1628156
ye, why not
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what should his notes be?
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>>1628313
>makes units unable to attack in a small area around him
"my niggas, I believe further violence against each other only benefits (((them)))"
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>>1628313
>>1628320
"Bubble butts and wet ass pussy is fine but the heart is THE shit. Ya feel me?"
>reveals disguised units
"My niggas, the huwites we should hate might not be huwite after all..."
"6 million blunts in 5 years? Shieet nigga, thats cap!"
"A real nigga would start asking who owns the media. Y'know what im sayin'?"
"You got a homie kicked out of 109 gangs and cliques and that motherfugga don't kno' the reason why?"
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>>1628390
Grabblers natural enemy
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>>1625276
Local man gives up "humanity" for combat buffs, is not bothered by it in the slightest
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>>1628313
Makes nearby units resistant to manipulation, confusion and subversion.
>>1628313
Gunpowder Rome is underestimated aesthetic
>>1628438
>upgrades change the unit's appearance
Too few games do this
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>>1619276
Bakery Tactics
The Bakery is in a very tight spot. They are the most melee heavy faction in the scrap fight. Their only viable ranged unit are Croissanteurs which doesn't provide much flexibility. Given enough micro, any commander worth his salt will simply kite the Bakery to oblivion. This faction needs diplomacy to compensate and has the potential to make allies based on their 'peaceful' and 'baking' theme as previously mentioned but the entire gimmick of this faction is their propensity for friendly fire. Units like
>>1539617
>>1540811
>>1544972
plus their superunits can harm allies indiscriminately. Their main man, The Bun Hammer, requires crippling allied training to reach full potential. It won't take long for them to become public enemy no.1. The Bakery has to be the least likely faction to win.

Early Game
In order to win, the Bakery has to overwhelm one of the First Six even earlier than what the elves can do. This tactic is comparable to worker/militia rushing a town center in the first 3 minutes and hoping for the best. Any later, they will be forced to use their ally-harming gimmicks and nullify any allies they made. Their focus should be on locating the nearest enemy HQ, rushing it with sheer determination and finding the next target to do it again.
>Bust out P. doughs and assign 1 as an attack dough
>Pump 2 Breaders and scout around with the attack dough
(Refer to >>1616435 and its following post)
The Bakery's friendly demeanor will cut them some slack. Local police forces and militia will probably not attack and might welcome their presence. This should cut down the amount of neutrals to kill and speed up their scouting.
>Find the nearest HQ
The Bakery SHOULD NOT attack (for now) the Gran Monastirus and Applerica regardless if they are the nearest targets. Prolonging their alliance to these two is tantamount to survival. Diplomacy is key. The less factions they have to rush, the less complicated their early game will be.
(Cont.)
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>>1400975
so close to having it aligned
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>>1631341
last time something like this happened, for comparison
>>1563475
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>>1631341
oh
much better this time
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https://youtu.be/YTM5z2_8PYE?feature=shared
The Last Slice
"It has come to my attention that a large portion of the texts in the Servings is irreversibly lost to the ravage of time. This is simply normal and expected in our line of work. The condition of our texts emphasizes the importance of what our breadhood strives to achieve. Despite this, spreading rumors of a so-called fourth slice and his 'murder' of fellow birds is considered as heresy and apostasy. Let me remind you that the Baker bakes! He does not devour for he is not a Devourer."
-Paltbroder Gusto, On the Restoration of Texts and Rumors of Heresy

>>1627507
He makes a large trail of smoke behind him as he moves. My horrible English is probably showing. That is what "in his wake" means, right? The tactic that I see being used is surrounding him with Butter Rams to toast them (immune to fumigate) and utilizing hit and strafe tactics.
>Start fumigating on enemy contact
>Group Uling and Butter Rams together and start strafing
Fumigate + Butter Ram combo would complement each other against towers, range spam and walls but if you can spam Butter Rams for such tactic, you don't need Uling as you can just rush them down with Explosive Margarine.
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>>1632516
>Another fucking mistake
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Day 0 release Hotfix
>Changed Sarimanok to only affect skills
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>>1632561
Now we just need a goose sea-serpent that devours all bread that fell into water
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>>1632516
>>1632561
incredibly important bird

also I think that name is kind of familiar
hmmmmm
maybe it’s because of - actually maybe I shouldn’t be any more specific than just saying that the thing I originally used that name for is pretty much FUBAR now due to tripfag drama
alright maybe I’ll reveal that the name was used for a cock
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"Guided missiles are expensive, we need other solutions" (c) Biotech upper management
"Fuck the environment" (c) Biotech upper management

"Banishers are cool units, I'm gonna make something simular but with genetically modified bees instead" (c) me
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>>1633555
it's hip to fuck bees
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>>1630470
>Enemy faction located, start rush
>Breaders shit out eggs near enemy base to ensure Breading aggro direction
>Enemy unit engages
>Attack dough stickies enemy while Breaders and Breadings mangle and drop enemy models
The entire encounter should only last for no longer 1 (in-game) minute before the unit retreats or, better, dies.
>Repeat and wail on enemy HQ till crippled (most likely) or destroyed (preferable)
At this point, the Bakery should have enough resources to do a building push to field either a few Jammers or another Breader for replacement (expensive). Staying optimistic, we will go with Jammers.
>Find another HQ
>Jammer starts the fight to prevent micro from enemy command
>Repeat strategy

Mid Game
If all went well, the early game has ended with two enemy factions dead or nearly dead. The Bakery (hopefully) has enough buffer to focus on getting upgrades and field Bun Hammer. The upgrades they should prioritize are:
>Da Yeast >>1540811
>Bread Roll or Better Mix >>1541372
even without fielding a Donut Steel yet
>Magnetic Sprinkles >>1572461
>Tangy Batter >>1541445
(low priority)
>Graham Ballistic Plating & Vile Viennoiserie >>1551322
With the Bun Hammer in the field, rushing becomes an entirely different matter. Instead of killing enemies as quick as possible, the Bun Hammer should attack as much as possible to inflict his devastating passive. Extra seconds in enemy training time adds up massively as the Da Yeast doesn't disappear on training completion. Getting the Graham Ballistic Plating will probably render Applerica as an enemy. Their Main Gingerbattle Tank, M1A2 Graham, probably uses the same material for its parts. Competition for graham plates is considered as a violation of the NAP and thus grounds for war.
>Breaders pin enemy with Bread Roll or Breading swarm
>Bun Hammer engages
>Micro Breaders away to maximize Bun Hammer hits
(Cont.)
>Bakery strat is very detailed due to unlikely chance of victory unlike Elves who can power through.
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"Lets make our bioweapons smart enough to shoot guns and follow verbal commands!" (c) Biotech executive

"Wait, instead of making our deathclaw looking barely controlled monsters smarter, and then trying to get them to be loyal, what if we just take large dogs and make them smarter? They have loyalty built in!" (c) other, more intelligent Biotech executive

"Are we making a slave race to fight our wars? Hell fucking yeah we do!" Biotech upper management
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>>1595490
>Btw, postapo humans /witches faction soon vst bros
It's not soon and it's not humans, but it's here.
please welcome, the greenskin menace.
Or rather, a culturaly diverse faction made up of several lands and folks, united in their hatered to the Elves.

First up; the best fighter among all builder units.
He's gonna get his ass handed to him by dedicated meele units, but in large enough mob he can threaten unsupported ranged troops.
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>>1635434
Next up, the backbone of any mid-to-late game economy.
The guy who unlocks the good shit.

Orks have a unique unit upgrades compared to other factions.
Instead of buying one upgrade at the research building that automaticall applies to all units in the army, Orks need to upgrade each unit individually. The upgrade is then being prepared in one of the designated buildings and applied after the process is finished.
Upgrading research buildings offer more slots and faster processes.
>you want to upgrade armour on your infantry units
>the blacksmith starts working on it
>but one blacksmith can only upgrade 2 units at the time
>for small groups, not a problem. For larger armies, a serious bottleneck.
That means, building multiple upgrade structures is important if you have big enough army and you want them geared up
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>>1635439
*que entire rant about how movies and games always depict bows as the weapon of physically weak but dexterous, despite bows requiring a lot of raw strength*

Ork units are generally more durable than their conterparts in other armies.
They also lack high tier units
But their main rooster scales greatly with upgrades.
A tier 1 unit, when fully upgraded can easily go toe to toe with higher tier enemies.
The upgrades are not mutually exclusive.
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>>1635441
"The orks stole my barn door! You can't own a squat in this land!" - some angered elf noble

See what I mean about units scaling with upgrades?
The bunch of escaped slaves with a few boards can turn into heavy infantry that is utterly unimpressed by your cavalry's charge.
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>>1635443
I couldn't find (more like, be bothered to search) any dedicated historical reference, so I just winged it. I think they look good enough
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>>1635445
"The ork has no name" - unnamed ork
"I saw a shadow with nothing to cast it." - surprised elven sentry
"what do you mean 'they didn't wear black?' " - human scholar learning about ork assymetrical warfare

Remember how I said that orks lack high tier units? That includes anti-building artillery.
Heavily fortified base can be a nightmare for the ork army to storm.
But they have thier own methods...
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>>1635451
"One was thin, the other fat like a pig. A pig's bite may hurt, but it's grass cut that takes longer to heal." - Unnamed archmonk
"You must venture within yourself and cofront your inner self. Only then will your true self reveal itself" - A monk novice, recalling the words of his master
"but, Master, it makes no sense." "I know right? I must have messed up the translation again" - a conversation overheard in the training yard.

I don't know if you've noticed, but if a red element shows up, that means it's probably upgraded.
Another thing, yes, they all have a death haiku.
Because.
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>>1635458
Ork technology is lacking, to say the least.
Given how they ended up in the new world and have to rebuild their civilisation from the ground up, means they have limited access to forged steel and mass produced arms.
Their experiments with gunpowder led to some crude, but still somewhat effective solutions.
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>>1635463
and for the last image of the thread; the big banger!

"Oi, you know what's better than one firelance?"
"Anything. Virtually, any weapon is preferred to that flaming abomination you've created."
"But you know what's almost as good...?"
-enthusiastic ork engineer presenting his invention to the chief

When I said thay lack in artillery, I didn't mean thay don't have any. They just don't have any good ones.
But this thing can thin out a large army and easily make the most feint hearted flee in terror. Most of them mey even be the enemies.
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>>1635434
>Builder
>Spammable
>Can melee albeit shit
>Good morale and durability
You absolute madman! You just made early game worker rush viable. Now your entire game is built on rushing.
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>>1635565
A single (1) noble (which you start with anyway) can hold off workers for long enough for serfs to finish building barracks. At this point leevies can start trading against them.
Not to mention that the time it takes for worker to cross the field is enough to set up some basic defenses
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>>1634876
D'aaaw. Who's a cute little doggo?
>1.80m tall
Jesus fucking Christ. You can ride it into battle
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>>1635956
>You can ride it into battle
That'd be misuse of company property. Also the turret is pretty heavy already

>>1635746
pic related
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>>1635469
image limit on /vst/ is higher than 150
but I’d prefer if this thread lasts over a year before we kill it via reaching for image limit
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Man, it's quite crazy you guys are still doing those. Kudos to all who posted unit here. I love them all.
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>>1633945
Resources should be spent on fielding, in my eyes, the best meat shield -Donut Steel. This motherfucking OC patented deviant art piece of scrap lets glass cannons, swarms and other squishies to thrive in a hail of bullets and base defences due to Magnetic Sprinkles. This pastry is going to carry the Bakery up to late game and beyond if timed right. It should be utilized to push and contest choke points and enemy resource nodes but care must be taken to ensure that its skill doesn't backfire as based on the notes, the Bakery's own damage can be redirected.
>Donut Steel rushes garrisons and pops out skill just before death
>Breadings and Bun Hammer push and inflict 10 seconds of ass plapping
>Attack dough stickies anything that tries to kite
The problem with Donut Steel is its suicidal nature. This renders the Fluff upgrade pointless and too much or ineffective pushing could economically cripple The Bakery and lose momentum.

If the Bakery is ready, they should start spamming Breaders and Croissanteurs and get the Janice's Hotpocket Curse passive. Do note that this is where alliances definitely end and the Bakery becomes the common enemy. Applerica and Gran Monastirus probably have tanks now. Applerica might be an enemy even before this as they probably share the same resources as the Bakery. If this is the case, the destruction of Applerica should be prioritized.
>At least 8 Breaders and a handful of Croissanteurs should be fielded
>Breaders group together and lay eggs as often as possible
>Croissanteurs serve as consistent range DPS especially if enemy aerials are made
>The moment the curse passive is active, Bun Hammer should mostly chill at base
>8 Breaders x 5 eggs = 40-48 breadings ~ 4-4.8 seconds of increased training time for EACH BATCH LAID for minimal effort
>plus the stacking from already existing units
>Breadings and Croissanteurs slowly but surely wear the enemy down
>Donut Steel micro'd to ensure optimal tanking
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>>1637020
ok
but where do these two units come in >>1542732 >>1542738
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>>1637180
Maps with water.
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>>1637180
I agree with >>1637186
Sand Witch and Sand Bitch water traversal is a valuable ability when it comes to river crossings, beach landings and bay defense. Depending on how their water-to-sand works, they might be able to cause on demand flooding in rivers and dams. Because of the First Six, rushing is the only way to win for the Bakery. They wouldn't have time to field slow moving healers to as they are trying to rush. They would also need to research the Loaf of Loathing to convert healers into Sand Bitches.

>>1637020
In an optimistic ending scenario, the super-units of the Bakery do not need to be fielded as all enemies are already dead. Mid to late game is where the Bakery just flops in power even with super units. They could survive till late game to start the Sliced Bread but they are massively outclassed by the variety of units the other factions could provide.

In terms casualties, it depends on when the Bakery loses or if the Bakery wins. Early loss, it would be a question whether bread deaths are counted as casualties. If they field human-y units like croissanteurs, I'd give them around a 1k local population deaths mostly attributed to their recruits' deaths. If they manage to reach Sliced Bread, the entire city is depopulated with surrounding countries also affected. Matzah implies congenital errors. One IRL example is the use of deplete uranium in Iraq and Agent Orange in Vietnam. Rhizopus starts a pandemic of pathogenic house mold. It could be some kind of super AIDS yeast infection. Uling and Gullinkambi casualties won't be too notable based on their lore and passives.

Assuming they win around mid game before they start the Sliced Bread, the city is the most intact in the different scenarios tackled. Deaths might be around 50k or less, a million if you include breading deaths, due to the swarming strategy used. If anything, they might be able to establish their own country or full fledged religion out of this debacle.
(Cont.)
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>>1637739
On a Bakery win, culture will change. One notable real-life person is the guy who commissions wonder bread stuff, murrlogic1. Recent events will inspire him to write an epic and post it on numerous sites such as AO3, /ck/ and /lit/. After gaining notoriety, he will bankroll and direct a 12-hr movie series adaptation, BreadWinner 2024.
>In a catastrophic skirmish that went wrong, a lost Pockey Jockey and a wounded Battle Brownie Cookie are separated from their respective factions
>Pockey Jockey and Battle Brownie form a truce to survive the neutral filled city
>They go on a journey to learn what the war has brought
>Starts as a heartfelt and romantic enemies-to-lovers story with a apocalyptic/dystopia backgound
>tfw freckled brownie tomboy gf w/ southern accent
>Tackles nationalism and religion
>Cultural differences
>Destruction and war
>Cute pet peeves
>Helps the locals along the way
>Hints of a happy ending
tags: Enemies to lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Racism, Fluff, Cultural exchange, Hijinks, Humor, Puns, Injuries, Mild Sexual Content, Ungloved handholding, Wonderbread
>Tone suddenly changes as it reaches the 2nd half
>Becomes a psychological and philosophical thriller
>Bordering on horror
>Berserk levels of monsters that came from neutrals roaming around terrorizing the locals
>What does it mean to be a good dough?
>Why are we even here?
>Why fight over a shitty city?
>Who brought us here?

>Battle Brownie Cookie fucking dies
>Based on the diary of a Pockey Jockey
tags: Hurt/No comfort, Absolutely no fucking comfort, Cannibalism, Major Character Death, Minor Character Death, Pastry related torture, Dead Bread: Do not eat, Wonderbread
https://youtu.be/w5YDtpJmOIg?feature=shared
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>>1637751
>the tags for part 2
nope.
don't like it
I prefer my Riflemage fluff happy romance with trace amounts of warcrimes sprinkled in
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2nd to the last unit
What is even the image limit here?
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>>1598375
scrungusposting will eventually be everywhere
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Unit below will be powercreeped into obsolescence and then restored to a former glory by a single minor tweak
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>>1637751
>>1642071
>>1637739
All these talk of bakery reminded me this
https://cad-comic.com/comic/the-campaign-adaptability/
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tunnel grabblers rule
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>>1642071
where’s the last one
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The ship who outlived his glory days. From conquering the sea and defending the Baker's Bay, he sits beached and rotting at a sandbar.

>>1645660
Got lost at sea

>>1539617
>>1540811
>>1541372
>>1541445
>>1542732
>>1542738
>>1544972
>>1551322
>>1572461
>>1574925
>>1575854
>>1577489
>>1584546
>>1590043
>>1621610
>>1632561
>>1642071
and this one are the Bakery's units
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>>1647586
The name implies that it is not made out of bread
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>>1400975
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>>1648410
Its made out of the solidified dread of naval players forced to play on land map biased games.
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>>1648410
>>1648785
Traditionally and historically speaking, crackers, at least in the past, were differentiated from bread by their absence of yeast or leavening agents which made them dense, hard and crack under pressure. Breadnoughts are made out of rolled homogeneous hardtack, graham plating (the one made by Sylvester Graham, not the moderns ones) for firing ports and chocolate-coated pocky sticks to connect the outriggers. These three ingredients are made out of crackers, not bread. The outriggers themselves are made out of two waterproofed baguettes which makes them the only things that are truly made out of bread.
Nowadays, modern crackers use leavening agents and thus are more akin to crunchy plates of bread. Also hardtack is teeth-breakingly hard.

If there is a more history-baking inclined anon, feel free to correct.
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>>1647586
>>1642275
Ah, shit, here we go again
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>>1649866
where's my patch notes
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>>1642275
>>1647586
ref to >>1544313
Patch 1.01 (launch hotfix)
>fixed an issue that made naval units resistant to meele attacks from non-naval units.
patch 1.1 "New Frontier"
>added 4 new 1v1 maps: "lost coast", "pirate cove", "shattered peninsula", "seaside hamlet". >These maps feature scattered islands, lots of water surface and long sandy coasts.
Patch 1.2 "Rooster expansion"
>Introduced the new units for the Bakery:
>Sand Witch - a support unit that offers good control and healing abilities
>Sand Bitch - a high damage, low HP assasin with unique mobility features
Patch 1.2.8
>Increased the area of sand spawned by Sand Bitch walking by about 33%.
>The sand island spawned by Sand Witch now damages all naval units it displaces
Patch 1.3 "A bridge too close"
>introduced new building type for most builder units: A Causeway
>built on shallow water, the causeway is a land bridge made of sand that allows ground units to cross over the water obstacles.
Patch 1.3.1
>Causeways can be build over deep water as well, but takes much longer to build then.
Patch 1.3.2
>The causeway is now built faster, but is narrower than before. It still allows all but the largest units to pass, but reduces their efficiency as bridges
Patch.1.4.3
>increased the amount of damage per second suffered by the Breadnought when colliding with ground by 25%

Patch 1.5 "Dread not"
>Breadnought no longer takes damage from colliding with sand terrain. When hitting sand with Insoluable Batter ability, it scatters the sand away, allowing him to breach narrow obstacles.
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what kind of base building do I need to do to kill 6000000 grabblers in a campaign
any advice?
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>>1653812
Unfortunately, it's impossible.
Even if you rushed the tech and expanded immediatedly after campaign starts, you won't be able to build enough structures and even with maxed out upgrades they won't have the processing speed to burn through 6000000 grabblers before the campaign end date.
You have to use mods or cheats to do so.
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>>1654319
it's over
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what are the patch note guy's stats and quotes
with how much of a recurring character he is in these threads i think he should be a controllable unit
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Based on the previous thread, image limit has to be around 180. That gives me a guilt-free way to bump the thread, solidify my claim on riflemage, stir discussion and depict the the interactions of numerous units presented.
>>1548541
Post link. Not able to play but I want to see what kind of rule set there is for such game.
>>1637751
Think of it as karmic balance. Me and my (future) wife are having lots of fun and love while taking a stroll and spreading flyers in the city park. So much goodness requires so much pain that it condenses into the lives of Pockey Jockey and Battle Brownie.
Units depicted from left to right. Numbers are their respective post number in the previous thread.
>Druids No.1146443
>Birchman No.1146509
>ДPYГ - 1 No.1041369
>Me
>Riflemage
>Grabbler (dead) No.1033368
>Goblin Bonepicker No.1034384
>Pockey Jockey (Wanted poster, search for Butter Ram)
>Battle Brownie Cookie (Wanted poster) No.1160902
>Breader
https://youtu.be/oSz0dD5Wowg?feature=shared
>>1653812
If we look at the units and discussions presented, you'd have to rely on hacks like one anon said. Even combining the units from the previous thread, it will take you more than 5 years to kill 6'000'000 grabblers. Their very nature is what started the city free-for-all scenario in the first place.
>Weakens enemy
>Enemy fight amongst themselves
Not only do you have to kill them but also kill the goyim they coax into chaos which bumps up the required kill count AND the organizational cost. Anyone saying such thing is possible are lying to you, grabbler mains, paid shills or a combination of those three. The one unit out of all that 'might' counter such grabbl-ish trickery is the Wise Nigga but community vote on it is pretty much inconclusive. >>1628313
>>1657802
>the powers of a dev
>can change the meta on a simple whim
>controllable unit
Do you even know the implications of what you are asking?
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>>1657802
fuuuuck... let me get some drawing tools, I'll try to get something done.
Eventually.
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cxv
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asdaa
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sending out an sos
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age of empires 2 is a good game I rate it 6/10
let it die you fucking losers then kill yourselves
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Additional Paladin Guard units.
>Deliverance Falcon
Called from the Aviation Ministry, powered by divine chandelier cores that allow them to fly across the battlefield, faster than >>1464230. They can only focus on either ground / air attack roles, or unit transport, or even function as stationary airborne artillery. Slower and expensive than >>1471817.
>Pillar Defender
Trained from the Temple Barracks, these knights can utilize their Blades of Bravery to send a forward divine energy attack (in contrast to the arc of >>1630760, He can also knock back enemy units at a distance. His Pillar Shield can absorb the energy from magic, physical, and even rogue divine attacks, using them as a lv.2 energy shield than can only cover allied units classed as infantry, but he cannot attack while using it.
>Paracleric
Also trained from the Temple Barracks, these knights carry a Flag Spearstaff, imbued with light energy. She can use it to heal or repair her targets, or to "convert" structures for the Paladin's cause, or to even subtract the life and armor of her foes. Her Flag Spearstaff can only focus on either cures, or conversion, or combat at one time, requiring a cooldown for every role change she's assigned to.
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>>1663420
Won't his skull get cooked from the inside because of the sheer amount of radio waves?
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>>1668367
>implying he has anything inside his skull
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>>1659159
>Patch Notes Guy as a strategy game unit
Sounds neat. Could imagine being the type to function like a niche construction-type unit that can create spaces or tiles that may cover units, structures, terrain, and interactive scenery to have buff/nerf effects. Honestly, the power to be a worldbuilder can be incredibly complex, especially if his function can do a little addition or subtraction down from the stats, and up to adding/removing terrain, to trap and destroy entire bases like that. Incredible...
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>>1668475
Just make it have an aura that regress all units in range to previous versions.
Each Patch Notes Guys regress the unit by one patch.
Completely useless at release, endless cheese possible toward the end of the game's life.
Make it really squishy even by infantry standard, so that there is some easy counterplay to keep things from snowballing too hard.
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>>1671412
>stack enough patch notes guys in an area
>break game because an enemy unit got reverted to a version that had severe bugs
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the poster below is a grabbler
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>>1676617
Cool it with the anti-grabblic remarks!
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>>1676629
no
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The poster above is a bumper



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