The first thing I'm gonna do with that new DLC is overthrow hitler and start indiscriminately bombing the US
>>1882032>But Mein Chancellor the reclamation of the Eastern territo->SILENCE! Bomb Chicago
>>1882032Thank you chuddie, very cool!
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>>1882032Goebbelsbros we are so back!
>>1882050seething mutt
>>1882032Why overthrow Hitler?And more importantly why overthrow Hitler in favor of... Goebbels? Can you explain?
>>1882238>Why overthrow Hitler?He was a meth addict who fucked it all up
>>1882032>another HoI4 thread to make casualfags and compfags madbased, have this bump
>>1882247as if Goebbels wasnt lmaoI'm sure the all powerful victorious aryan ubermensch 3rd reich would allow a retarded stumbling cripple to be its invincible fuhrer
>>1882032>indiscriminately bombing the USwith what thirdie
>>1882032Based
>>1882498denmark will be dug out from the earth's crust and converted into an aircraft carrier
>>1882238To archieve maximum aryanism
>>1882498with the 100% accurate GroBgermanium Superduperbomberpoopenfarten
If you think that Hitler invented the Holobunga by himself and it would immediatelty stop if he'd die, then you're a gullible zoomtard educated wrongly on purpose.
>>1882464>casualfagstiny glade is more of a strategy game than Hoihoi is just a larp game for central european basement dwellers
>>1882513>stupidly massive and expensive>smaller bomb load than an Avro LancasterLol
>>1883094The part about Dönitz getting mad at Italians for saving survivors is lacking some context. German submarines WERE saving allied survivors of ships they sunk until an incident where allied bombers attacked German subs carrying survivorshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incidentwhich lead to an order never to attempt rescuing survivors from then onhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_Order
>>1883094>>1883094>no Quezon or Jose Laurel>no Achmed 'my nation needs to watch my porn' Soekarno>no Hertzog or Smuts>no Ataturk or Inonu>no Aung Sanshit list
>>1883094Another fun fact about Horthy...In 1883 Mikolos Horthy danced all night in a dress on a ball in the yearly ball of Imperial-Royal naval academy
>>1882032bootyblasted US-hating incel detected
>You'll be amazed at how intelligent he was.>zee Führer>intelligent>single-handedly destroys 12 army groups on the Eastern Front by consistently insisting on the worst strategical and tactical decisions ever recorded in the history of warfare despite massive opposition from every one of his generals whom he ignored.He literally destroyed nazi military capability, and then eventually killed Hitler himself, along with turning nazism into the most hated and villified ideology of all time, subscribed to only by the most abject contrarian losers today.Based as fuck, honestly.
>>1883094>Believed a secret cabal of noblemen ruled Britain
What kind of self-hating inbred plumboid would want to larp as a hobgoblin gobba?
>>1882247>meth addictI hear this accusation all the time but Ive never seen it backed up. Provide me a single article that makes that claim that ISNT written by a Jew.
>>1882513>doooood this retarded "plan" that would never have worked will do the trick!>Plan: BigsoldatenkillzallendrugenLike we didn't they just use that?
>>1883094Musso was absolutely right about america geeeg
>>1882032kek imagine that little jew overthrowing anything
>>1883094I read Ribbentrop's biography, the man's life was absolute gold in a terrible and comedic way
>>1882049Yeah, aren't the MEFO bill changes pretty much REQUIRE getting Soviet Union resources, or you're just fucked?
>>1883094>the added allied propaganda makes them even more likeableThis was very entertaining to read.
>>1882032You're not going to grow a chin first?>>1883094The most insane thing I heard of Himmler doing was declaring that Stalin was of a "lost Nordic Germanic Aryan blood type" in 1942
>>1890523>despite massive opposition from every one of his generals whom he ignored.That was a lie concocted by said generals post-war in order to save their own reputations/necks, and I'm not even a fan of the mustache man.
>>1882032Can you even reach the states from Germany in this game?
>>1883188>Me 264>Bombs: 3,000 kg (6,614 lb) bombload in internal bomb bay at 14,400 km (8,947 miles). 6,000 kg (13,200 lbs) bombload in internal bomb bay at 8,600 km (5,343 miles)>Lancaster>Range: 2,530 mi (4,070 km, 2,200 nmi)>Bombs: Maximum normal bomb load of 14,000 lb (6,400 kg) of bombsYou fucking retard.
>a simple shitpost thread made by an autist who is clearly sick of all the transatlantic sealions he had to conduct in his video games>makes mutts seethe and kvetch for real (fr fr) ittWhoa... the power of autism...
why would muttmericans even play paradox games? they don't have their own history nor culture
>>1892996Tyrone "I'm at least 1/512 German" Gonsales believes that American pop culture Nazi Germany is his history and culture.
>>1892996America won a culture victory thoughbeit
>>1891759you heard it from the american guys, 13,200 is a bigger number than 14,000.
>>189305913,200 > 6,400retard
Do you intend to buy it immediately or will you wait?
>>1893059why would you assume that poster is an american?going by the reply chain wouldn't it be a non american replying to an american?
>>1883094>What the jewish media depicts as the most horrible people ever in history were actually just a plucky band of goofy misfits that left their mark on history in a unique and special wayMeanwhile jews are known for...uh...destroying nations, being ugly and eating foreskins.
>>1883094Note on Charles De Gaulle, his government was not recognised as the legitimate French government by the UK even though he was residing as a government in exile for 4 years. USA would not recognise it because there was no democratic mandate which infuriated De Gaulle. Vichy France was the recognised government of France by the USA despite technically being at war and arresting its leadership right up until October 1944 when they recognized Free France. Really adds a lot of context to how much he and France got fucked by politics in the war
>>1890523>t. Franz Halder
overthrew hitler and put his girlfriend in charge.
>>1882238>Why overthrow Hitler?Because funny, doing wacky stuff is how you keep the game interesting.
>>1892996american history and culture was destroyed, what we have now is a corpse long since decayed.
>>1882032>not playing as the big guyc'mon...
>>1890632he would have trouble overthrowing a table
>>1883094Himmler and Dönitz were the coolest ones
>>1882032What should I play in this update? I've heard that Congo is kind of broken and Germany is obviously so easy that it is boring.
>>1890623Because they realized it would be ineffective in a practical sense and only serve to inflame and motivate the US. But if you have the Amerikabomber in Goy4 then you probably have nukes.
Why do I always end up spending hours doing trial runs just to figure out what order I need to do my focuses in?
>>1900308Because they foci takes too long and the game is on a timer.
>>1897394I think Göring just wanted to chill with paracodeine after some time
>>1883094As additional trivia about Mannerheim, he was originally studying in Hamina, Finland, to become an infantry officer in Grand Duchy of Finland's own army which was separate from imperial Russian army, but he had massive authority issues there and kept breaking the rules. He was fired from Hamina's military academy after he had a drunken misadventure with the chief of local telegram station. The man he was drinking with was a known degenerate drunkard and possibly a homosexual, which caused Mannerheim to catch suspicions of being gay which followed him all his life and is still debated among Finnish historians. After being expelled from Hamina's military academy he applied to imperial cavalry school in St. Petersburg where he graduated and entered imperial Russian army as what was de facto just a high ranking NCO. He fast tracked himself into a "real" officer after volunteering in Russo-Japanese war where he - for example - almost died when Japanese shot his horse from under him, led an unit of local Chinese irregulars and made friends with a group of local bandits who helped him in recon. After the Russo-Japanese war he worked in imperial Russian intelligence, and spent years in various adventures in Asia where the meeting with Dalai Lama happened. In WW1 he served in Russian army as a cavalry commander in Romanian and Austro-Hungarian fronts, and in the end returned to Finland just prior to Finnish civil war because he was one of those old regime's commanders who Kerensky just didn't like and fired.
>>1900429Also he had two daughters, and both of them ended up as lesbians, one of them after first spending two decades as a Catholic nun. He knew that they were lesbians and was cool with it.
>>1900308because thats the core gameplay loop of hoi4, restarting and figuring out the focus order. You are playing the game as intended
>>1897394Paradox ain't gonna make an entire morphine industry focus tree just to have goring as a possible alt history leader
>>1893459I can see why that would happen,
>>1900448I've found no real sources for this, sounds like bullshit.
>>1900429He was also a rapid power hungry opportunist. He wasn't fired by Kerensky but left during the civil war after his request to be put in charge of the white army was rejected and his rival Denikin got the spot.
>>1890523>sir, the men who are living and facing a kangaroo court of torture and execution say that the guy whos dead is the one to blame for every bad and evil thing and that they are only responsible for all the good and nice thingshave you ever had a job before? everything gets fucked up by the guy who most recently left the company
