katowice soo-ACK!It's over
endocrine disruption 2
funny how everyone knows the tossturds whiners were full of shit now
ded thgread
what are we watching tonight?
>>1948303>6 o clock shadowthey didnt even try making him look like a woman
>>1948303nigger, starcraft is dead.
ASL soon
we are watching ourguytwitch.tv/moonraiterran
was he born on char with the overmind? why is he black?
>>1948303Is that a trannie
>>1948562no, he's just german
happy black history month bros
fuck you nigger
that shit be canceled, my nigger
>>1948530hes gonna flip
>>1948562yes but is one of the rare types who doesn't make it their entire being and doesn't engage in culture war/political shit
WHEN ARE THE FUCKING SSL DATES
bro stop talking about brood crampswe are mourning the death of sc2 here, think about all those european progamers that are losing their jobs and didn't even get married like all the koreans did
>>1949118dibs on jyj's wife
>>1949233that doesn't give me enough information to book my south korea flights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLOu6k7A6rE
>>1949268just kayak through the ocean like everyone else
>>1949521>first starleague champion was a whiteythey still haven't recovered
>>1948628What's the big deal?
>>1950476no money fo dem programs
>>1950512If they want me to care, they better fund US starcraft scene. If not, I'll keep sacrificing goats to summon Hitler 2.0
https://www.twitch.tv/rotterdam08/clip/BumblingSuperManateeShadyLulu-zLw5ObShRVRaw-earemember to praise your saudi overlords today
>>1951515it's funny how triggered artosis gets over any mention of mohammed bin salman and jamal khashoggi
>>1948303>Neeb retired>NA never heard from again
>>1949009Castrating yourself because the left told you to do it is engaging in the culture war/political shit by default.
im glad sc2 is dead so that i only have to complain about how zerg is OP in 1 electronic Sport.
trust wardiii
new artocringe video just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAY-reisf_ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAY-reisf_ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAY-reisf_g
>>1951569there's few actions that are more extreme, frankly
>>1953498i can't do it
ourgal is playing bwtwitch.tv/rika_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q-x2D4uJmAwe are watching john the translator
So how do you stop muta harass on this map?
psi storm
>>1954866don't lose your marines
I've been playing the mass recall mod and it's pretty fun. Building a mutalisk death ball and snowballing the map never gets old
my 12yo dog is dying bros...
did you try casting restoration?
>>1955125:(
Why haven't blizzard made a Starcraft 3 yet?
>>1955881they can't decide who should be black, gay, or in a wheelchair so the entire project got shitcanned
>>1948303i haven't watched or cared about professional starcraft for years now why does scarlet look like a dysgenic hon again seriously how fucking hard it is to get a haircut every 3 monthsalso I remember when heromarine was a fucking kid lmao
fuck this is depressing scarlett was unironically the first person to make sympathetic to trannies now I feel like a fool have some shame jfc
>>1955881Valve employees infiltrated Blizzard
>>1956123umm don't be transphobic ok?
>>1955881Please don't. The story is fucked to death already. Lets not engage in necrophilia, lads.
>sc2 is dead>all those zerg '''''pros''''' wont be able to abuse their race being OP to make moneyhahahahahahahahaha
it all ended in the lamest way possible with the yuropoor welfare recipients "balancing" the game
>>1956123>why does scarlet look like a dysgenic hon againhe's a man pretending to be a woman
i think scarlett is cute, but melee has the better trans for sure
>>1948303That's a man
>>1954442A big fan of the yugioh series I hear
Playing 2 for the first time, not gay but Tychus kind of hot ngl. Wish i had that physique
why are you gay
Said I wasn't though
>>1954866>>1954886>>1955112fucking lol. really though just be smart when handling mutas I guess. Don't lose marines and know the timings
>>1956870tychus is the only good thing about sc2's story to be completely honestthat and the final mission of the terran campaigni'm a sucker for defending sieges
i haven't played sc2 in the last 5 yearsi peaked at master 2 because I got really lucky and ran into the same trolling battlecruiser rusher twice in a rowi thought i was really good at the game but in retrospect I was just a brainless adhd micro/macro terran desuanyway, has the game changed much since? is the playerbase dead now?i miss waking up early on the weekends to watch gsl, the fgc is really retarded and i miss the high production quality of sc2ty was my favourite player btw yes i'm schizophrenic
>>1958012The game is still active playerbase wise. Blizzard did officially cut off support for the game though, only new patches will be community made patches(they let the community dicate balance stuff now, idk how it works though). The tournament scene is getting smaller because of this, but there's still tournies going on. I'm guessing either Blizzard is gonna announce starcraft 3 and they're putting resources into that or they're retarded and just gonna waste the starcraft ip because they can't make good games anymore and know they can't top starcraft 2
>>1958016I just can't understand why Blizzard sucks so badly nowadays, it's honestly mindboggling how a company can produce 4 amazing franchises with a small inexperienced team and a low budget and then as soon as they become rich and experienced they completely collapse idk how much sway board members have over the creative design process
>>1958025Unironically, and I'm not trying to sound like a poltard, but DEI and shit like that. Before it would be a team of people with a vision and passion to make something good. And since it would be good, fun, and just a project full of life the game would succeed. But companies have to hire based on race and other things. So you can't just hire people who would be the best for the job. Only reason I can see as to why blizzard has fallen so hard, every new game they've made has shit the bed. Not to mention how gaming has become more corporate so companies instead of asking "how do we make a good game" they ask "how can we make money?". They probably haven't made a starcraft 3 because RTS isn't normie certified and they can't figure out how to monetize it
>>1958059what were the pre-trump DEI laws in america?i only know about my own country which are optional hiring on race/gender if the candidates are otherwise equal >Not to mention how gaming has become more corporate so companies instead of asking "how do we make a good game" they ask "how can we make money?". They probably haven't made a starcraft 3 because RTS isn't normie certified and they can't figure out how to monetize ityeah I think this is a big part of it toostill, idk, there's a lot of prestige and opportunity associated with maintaining a monopoly on a particular genre, namco has monopolized 3d fighting games and they treat their playerbase like shit but nobody can jump ship because there's just zero competition, if anyone wants to get into the genre then they have to buy their game, and if the genre ever explodes then they'll be the the first to capitalize on it same with maxis and paradox who get away releasing unfinished games and charging 300+ euros for all dlc lmao
>>1958059>and I'm not trying to sound like a poltardI really, really dislike women in game dev. Edge case and exception would be a voice actress. And I really, really dislike women in gaming communities, because most fellow nerds transform into a terrible sycophantic version of themselves in the presence of a woman.
it's disgusting and pathetic to watch and otherwise proud man turn into a dog in the presence of a 4/10 woman who plays video gamessimps deserve to be hung tallest skyscrapersi got perma banned from twitch for saying that
>>1958157Sorry anon, twitch makes WAY too much money off of simp culture. Egirls aren't going away anytime soon(sadly). Crazy how twitch has basically softcore porn on it now
Blizzard died with OW/HS when they saw how much money they could make for little work.
>>1958025every company that goes public becomes shit. Talent brain drain ensues as the most clueless, retarded and psychotic nepo babies take over key management positions (because of their "business experience").And then these rat-faced suits come meet the team, and tell them they no longer make video games, but value for their shareholders. And so they proceed to work on a PRODUCT and that product is gravity defying combat, immersive esports environment, and diversity & inclusion finkbux requirements
another valentines day passes with no kgf by my side...
I've never had a valentine my whole life. My mom got me some chocolate doe
Just lose weight bro It's not that hard
>>1959031LOL!
at least i didnt waste my day playing sc2. makes up for the fact im a KHHV.
>>1959068>that shirtshe knows
>>1959073That's what their kid's gonna look like
it's a fun game idk why it's dying like this
zoomers just play easy games
>>1959068lmao he went to the country with top plastic surgery and cult of beauty and got himself a shriveled dried up hag
at least she can speak english
>>1959422I'm wondering if Blizzard is really gonna waste the Starcraft IP. Boggles my mind
>>1959422I don't get it too, I get that it can get frustrating at times but it's still super fun when I have a free weekend and can just spam games. >>1959545Stracraft's story stopped being cool the moment they made Jimmy Kerrigan's simp and went to shit after they made her a Terran-Zerg Jesus. It was salvageable after WoL but now it's a worthless dead end. It's not possible to make it interesting again.
The story is finished, have you not followed the sc2 campaign?you can't bring back raynor, kerrigan and zeratul anymore
>Stracraft's story stopped being cool the moment they made Jimmy Kerrigan's simp and went to shit after they made her a Terran-Zerg Jesus. It was salvageable after WoL but now it's a worthless dead end. It's not possible to make it interesting again.i just don't fucking understand why so many games have dogshit stories nowadayslike there are thousands of no-name authors who can concieve better narratives than the slop blizzard consistently puts out, the problems with SC2 story are so amateurish that it feels like reading a 13 y/o's creative writing homework
i'd prefer the stories to be more like a 13 year old boy's action-adventure story over what we get currently. big bad guy (lots of explosions) vs big good guy (lots of explosions) and hot lady with nice tits (lots of explosions).
>>1959862>i just don't fucking understand whyMalicious intent and lack of competence.Same goes for TV series, Films and books.
Why are Terran players such CHADs?
I've never felt the touch of a woman. I just sit in my mom's basement and practice muta micro all day.
>>1960807Same, my mom's making me some salmon and asparagus for dinner right now
I just had sex with my XX chromosomes gf
>>1948303eyes just scream i need to be buck broken for a week
>>1960892sorry, typo. What I meant to say was "I just had sex with my XY chromosomes gf (male)" because I'm a faggot
>5 pm in Europe>open twitch>the only non no-name sc2 content are ESL reruns and upatree streaming his breakfastwe're so fucking dead
>>1961453You never came to see me when I was streaming, bloody benchod.
>>1948513if thats a man than why do i want to fuck him
>>1961974because you're homosexual like the XY gf guy
Anyone wanna do 2v2?
>ESL Play is kill
>>1962951Are you a swinger?
>>1962951you and your XY gf?
*XX
HUGE stormgate newscheck the day and night cycles
>>1963571yoooo basic warcraft 3 feature from over 20 years ago lets gooooooooooo stormgate is saved bros we are so back
>>1963530he has a dick though
>>1955881God I can't WAIT for that to release. Imagine the cringe.
>>1963571i thought they cancelled this shit. who is dumb enough to still pay those california salaries?
>>1953498>I spent 40+ hours (at least) learning video editing to try and make this videohasn't this been his job for like two decades now
>>1963746look man lerping the position of a dynamic light source is extremely complicated IF IT'S 1999
>>1963888no, he's paying someone else to edit, thumbnail and publish all his videos. All he does is streaming
zergsissies....
>>1948303I must be an LGBT ally CAUSE I THINK SHE'S PLAYING LIKE A GIRL
>>1964140>starcraft 2nobody cares bro
>>1964140Why so many Protoss?
>>1964456because they're underpowered :^)
>>1964468Artosis was right...this whole time?
arty is back today
Should I side with Nova or Tosh? On one hand Tosh is a cool cyberpunk nigga. But on the other Nova is a Aryan PAWG
>>1964551ghosts are infinitely better than spectres, although spectres look way cooler.
>>1964551Tosh because you get more dialogue later in the story cuz Tosh stays around but Nova fucks off. Also Tosh would dick down Nova any day.
>>1964643>Also Tosh would dick down Nova any day.Who here would watch?
Why don't trannies pick normal names like "Catherine" or "Rachel"?
would you name yourself "Peter" if you could change your name now?
>>1964701Maybe, if I really wanted to pass as a male
>>1964701no. i like paul more.
>>1964701i'd call myself joe
>>1964551>Tosh>I'm a terrazine nigger and I want to be free...kekSimping is always the wrong answer, anon.
I'm mgtow
>>1964676the XY gf guy who keeps saying XX (denial)
whats up freak bitches
>>1965746Joe, you only play Quake 3, don't pretend you know shit about sc.
>>1966495the inside of my eyelids
>>1966526Do they have ads tattooed on them too?
>>1966653no, just misery
>>1966666The ominous numbers suggest you should visit catholic holly mass this Sunday. May the holy ground of the temple cleanse your soul and the words of a priest soothe your mind.
who is the best indian starcraft player?
>>1966710>indianSc is an aryan game. Only whites and east Asians play it.
>>1966710the one who isn't currently scamming americans out of google play gift cards
Keyed RaNgeD!
>>1966769americans play it too
>>1968080>BLACKEDmanpl
>>1948530Lol. What an ugly orc. Nice coke bottle glasses their orgrim dorkhammer. Lmao
>>1948628Based trump. Fuck orcs. The horde can't claim a month
>>1968051is that arty's portrait of his wife?
>>1968170Americans were originally European with blacks scrapping barely 10% of total population. Times have changed, of course, but they are still kin. Cut them some slack.
broodwar community = manbabys laughing at fart tts on rt's streamand gooks watching pros flirt with titty streamers [BJ'S(blow jobs)]sc2 comm = nonexistent
Blatant C&C ripoff demo just came outRTSbros we are eating to some extent
>>1968629What bunch of feces now, anon?
>using the thread watcherpost your threadwatchers you filthy crossboarders
why?
>>1968718you're literally me except kuroba is nerd shit and mark riptoe+GOMAD ruined my life
Is TheCore a meme? It looks nice for the ergonomics but also it's gonna be a bitch to relearn.
thecore was cool 13 years ago
I like the regular grid a lot. Makes it really convenient to play all races.
you fucking race traitor
grim. i must write letter to my governor.
What are we watching tonight?
Pornographic VHS tapes with weird color balance
>>1948628good.
>>1948303who is that ugly meth addict looking dude on the right?
zvt in brood war is fucking miserable to play
you mean as the terran i hope? playing zerg is easy mode lol
>>1972231oh noo once I get defilers I win automatically how miserable
>>1971961your XY gf
I just literally had sex with her and I put my male penis inside her female vagina
I'm sure her feminine penis made a fine neovagina. Good for you helping her dilate
i used to play starcraft at internet cafes on lan when i was littlei found out sc2 is free so about a month ago and i started playing itdoes zerg not have any anti air other than corruptors ? where are the scourge ? i remember seeing them in campaign
>playing sc2why
>>1972968queens are primary zerg antiair
>>1972968>sc2Balance council is raping (read as "patching") the game into the ground. Join the BW chads.
SSL SOON
Don't forget to subscribe to the Patreon!We are almost below 10k, we can't let that happen!! Save Brood War right NOW!!!
>>1973440do you think they split it 50/50 or Arty gets more because he does literally all the work and Tasteless just shows up with a 2007 camera and mic?
>>1973440>does literally all the workWell, I assumed neither of them edit anything or does anything much at all beyond pure casting.
>>197349445/45/10. 5% each for the translator and editor.
>>1958138>>1958157>>1958159>>1959066take your fagspam back to 162
We still watching games on gomtv with artosis on commentary? A little bit of kpop on the side between games?
>>1974044i want to go back...
>>1974044they took this from you ≧ ﹏ ≦
>>1974044>kpopI hate wasting food but I must barf.
>>1973520Artosis is casting the game, providing pro player backstory context, usual race matchup strategies, immediately recognizes what's happening and what the players are planning and going to do next, and the impact of every engagement for both sides.Tasteless just says what he currently sees on the minimap and screen. And he gets half? That's just unfair. Arty is a pushover
>Artosis is casting the game, providing pro player backstory context, usual race matchup strategies, immediately recognizes what's happening and what the players are planning and going to do next, and the impact of every engagement for both sides.
toot fix it
>>1974302DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>1974302it's tastover...
>>1974302chills
my gsl patreon subscription just auto renewed....
theyll gladly take your money
Don't worry lil bro a new gsl season is coming soon
>>1974302das rite. Tasteless just stayed silent because he has nothing to say because he doesnt know or understand anything about the game anymore. He's the cool uncle, except everyone grew up and realized the cool uncle is actually an alcoholic smoker cough buffoon
>grew up>watches fartosis
>>1973267you're a fucking lunatic that wants fresh blood to feast on. he's gonna drop the game in 3 hours when he realizes he can't rally workers to minerals. BW is irreversably unplayable once you get used to modern qol.
>wanting the game to play itself for youcan't be me
>>1974897>implying anyone below the age of 30 watches fartosis
im 25 and only watch artosiscasts because i cant stand the shitty donation spam.
>>1974302>artosis gets chills over a fluked terran wall>tasteless doesn't even react or notice, for him TvZ is just a string of nonsensical random actions without any reasoneven with protoss matchups he just goes with his own 20 year old outdated irrelevant knowledge and gamesense
>>1958059the dei-fication of public companies is itself an effect, the root is public companies are run by heartless soulless ghouls that only care about making as much money as they can as fast as they cangood games require a decent amount of time to develop and you need skilled developers. the skilled devs cost a lot of money and they sit there "wasting" money for years to make their games. so the suits fire them all, or induce them to quit by making their lives a living hell, then replace them with worthless dei hires because the dei hires know they have no skills so they can't ask for a real salary. and that starts a feedback loop where the dei hires churn out shit games because they neither care about nor are capable of making good games, nobody buys the games because they're shit, the suits see profits are down and do another round of dei-fication to cut costs, repeat until the studio completely dies.
remember that time 4chan went down? good times
>RT will be casting qualifiersnice
qualifiers of what?
the thing
GSL qualifiers
GSL is dead, brother.
we just paid for GSL it's not dead
SSL is returning back to ASLASL 19 starts on 24th of MarchI'm flying to Seoul in 2 weeks and I'm beyond excited
those fuckin gooks and branding lmao.
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afstar1/282003416https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afstar1/282003416https://play.sooplive.co.kr/afstar1/282003416
herO vs BCM is on
>renamed to ASL>still called soopuhhhhhhhh
bruh
ASL (formely Soop's)
soop asl league SAP
Artosis' Seethe & Feet (formerly Soop's)
>naming yourself "Hero"why not shadowkillerninjaXxX
>>1977800some people name themselves Barracks, Shuttle, or Queen
my old id was xXxRaMbOxXx
it's "her O" though
>Queen>is a guybit weird innit
>>1977800Hero is a cool nickname, but I would pick ClamDigger if I were him.
>>1977852I'd be NateHiggers
>>1977882>NateHiggersGetting posh British vibes from it, so you'd have to wear a top hat and dress up when going to offline events.
We are watching black gamers like tyler1 and harstem play actual hard games
>>1977804I thought Barracks was a dumb name until I found out that's literally what his name means in korean.
if mihu or zhanhun qualify that will be amazing
keep dreaming bro
>>1978395a foreigner will qualify one daytrust me bro
gookbros, it was over before it even started
we are watching holofes
>>1978440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e_bnrJZAYA
bros???
>>1978449>troons came to terms with how hard it actually is to pass, so they just gave up and turned to v-tubing instead
>>1978099imagine naming your kid fucking BarracksBarracks Obama lmaogooks are so weird, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a bunch of Toilet Brushes walking around Seoul unironically
can you stop fucking posting spoilerswe're waiting for english casts
RT will finish casting qualifiers two weeks after the finals
>>1978570praying that scan is in group a b or c so i can say hi to him
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MslbtXhmsEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MslbtXhmsEshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MslbtXhmsEs
>>1978733what does tasteless do all day
He fucks korean women and children
>>1978738Artosis is the one who has a dozen of children.
>>1978449sorry I'm JP only
>>1978736smokes cigarettes every 15 minutesgorges on junk foodcoughs and swallows lung gunkmakes stormgate videos because his mom askeddefinitely not >>1978738 the only thing he fucks with erectile dysfunction is his fugly short term korean gf
>>1978747I could very easily see Artosis becoming a polygamous cult leader kind of person except he's autistic and the only thing he knows anything about is brood war
>look away for a second>lose the whole gameis this why shit like LoL replaced us
>>1978822>early 20th century style religious sex commune>your rank in the cult depends on your BW ladder pointsthis would revive the pro scene
>>1978820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964eOZcYkXEhe has that insane alcoholic bloat on him just like mei don't get it people love tastosis they should be making bank off a podcast they do once a month or something
>>1978937>podcastThey are not that interesting and if they talk too much they are going to expose their "right wing" views so no money from the redditors
>>1978895in league you have teammates you can blame for your losses
>>1979006no way...
i watch all these games where zergs/protosses are hiding bases vs terran, but terran never bothers to spare 1 unit to go scout. are terrans just retarded?
>are terrans just retarded?yesterrans only recently realised they can split off 1 firebat or marine to find zerg bases and it was considered "revolutionary"
>>1979235>>19792321 marine or firebat is the difference between getting absolutely steamrolled or barely surviving to mid gamebuff terran40 mineral marines
>Faggot vs. Tranny Cool beans but it doesn't change the fact that a woman killed herself after getting raped at the Blizzard main office by the breastmilk thief CEO.
was ewc announced the saudi thing
>>1979364They could sacrifice a school bus full of children every summer solstice for all I care, if they didn't make crappy woke-slop. To be fair, Sc2 was made before woke went into overdrive yet it still sucked and had God awful writing. rip zerg lore. rip protos lore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDF8mgax9E
>>1961974nigga youre gay
BCM IS BACK BABY
WE ARE LAUGHING AT HERO
which one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71opKE9FCck
is tasteless a billionaire? he bought XRP at like 20 cents
my ex is pregnant again bros...
BCM is so based for that fake cc into 3rax against hero what a fucking chad
>>1980077no, just a retard
does anyone have the video of hero trash talking queen for losing to bcm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCv24zm-90
man, zerg is OP.
>>1978715interesting that Flash didnt participate at all in the QL, but nice to see some fresh ASL bloodSad that Mong died, but we got Protoss Mong
we are going to korea next month
does kim jung un come to the starcraft events?
test
icular torsion
wow I didn't get banned after saying the n word to an albanian
SOON
>>1981851Cool. Maybe I'll find a job by 2027 so that I can attend in person.
sc2 is dead lmao
trust the plan
my plan is to kill starcraft 2 myself. all starcraft 2 'pros,' or faggots as i like to call them, deserve to suffer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA3RUyxHIsg
Lmao. Zerg is OP in both games.
>>1980137I like the idea that this place is occupied entirely by divorced dads and failed normies in their late 30's who can't stop looking back.
>>1981851>Grezgorzrr "CopiumLord" Manawniczcmon the viewership data clearly shows sc2 isn't making it unless of one of the sheikhs for some reason likes the game and wants to give it a special treatmentbtw bw boomers, wasn't your game supposed to get way more popular the moment sc2's blizzbucks run out?
BW has been more popular since SC2 for years now
>>1983023For a couple months now I've been taking melatonin for sleep.I keep having vivid dreams about my middle school crush kissing me and having sex with me. It's unsettling how in my dreams I'm okay with leaving my long-term gf for her in an instant, just so I could make a new life with the blue-eyed blonde goddess that got away. I was a chubby nerd loser back then and she wouldn't ever consider me as her mate
i desperately want to kill myself but i have to wait until after i do my ASL holidayafter that i'll have nothing to look forward to, as my retarded teenage self made so many insane missteps that still have consequences to this day, and epilepsy killed so many job opportunities and my ability to get a driver's license
>>1984218can't even sleep right now because my mind cant stop planning how i want to kill myself
starcraft?
>>1984244it's over...
>>1984250starcraft is delaying me killing myself, yes
are you that australian faggot that got mogged by the leaguechads?
>>1984273i am aussie, yesnot sure what incident you're referring to with league though
>>1984218just lower your expectations, make do with what you have. You're not going to get a car or a good job, so what. 95% of people worldwide don't ever get what they want. Take a lesson from lazy brown people in LATAM or mediterranean countries, just take it easy and don't give a shit. You don't owe anything to anyone
>>1984281>>1881930
>>1984326guilty as chargedbut thankfully that watch party went okay, league finals ended up being quite a few hours after the finals ended
>>1984218killing yourself is cringe and blue pilled just become an alcoholic or something
>>1985137alcohol is retardedly taxed thoughever