Reminder to kindly direct EU4 posters and their sympathizers back to their appropriate general, at the time of this thread's creation located at >>2348071. This general is not for EU4 posters, or anyone who advocates for a return to any mechanics of it. Report and Ignore off-topic posts.How fares your empire, /eu5/?On this week in history, May 24th to May 31st:>1347 – Marriage of Byzantine Emperor John V Palaiologos and Helena Kantakouzene>1420 – Henry the Navigator is appointed governor of the Order of Christ.>1453 – Fall of Constantinople: Ottoman armies under Sultan Mehmed II capture Constantinople after a 53-day siege.>1521 – The Diet of Worms ends when Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, issues the Edict of Worms, declaring Martin Luther an outlaw.>1635 – The Peace of Prague is signed.>1644 – Manchu regent Dorgon defeats rebel leader Li Zicheng of the Shun dynasty at the Battle of Shanhai Pass, allowing the Manchus to enter and conquer the capital city of Beijing.>1703 – Tsar Peter the Great founds the city of Saint Petersburg.# NewsPatch 1.2.4 out now.https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/patch-1-2-4-out-now.1923830/Tinto Talk 109:https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-109-20th-of-may-2026.1923829/Previous Thread: >>2405581
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Anyone play Oman? I'm looking for a comfy trade nations outside of Europe but an Event apparently fires that gives me my land back but its 1400 and nothing has happened?
vgh... evropa must burn...
imagine playing 70 years just for an event that to fire that doesnt work
>>2412341its a good 2nd monitor game for in-between turns in Warhammer 3
>>2412335>comfy Oman is the opposite of comfyYou start with no dev, full rural, terrible terrain, it's fucking boringAlso if you didn't get the event you're even more fucked
>4 of my towns almost at 30k pop>smallpox outbreak:D
>>2412343Can't hear you over my trade centers from Kaesong to the Cape.
>>2412346Let me guess, you think hospitals are prebuilt
>>2412346For me diseases do absolutely nothing once you have a hospital and Lazeretto.
>>2412349i have a hospital in every location that i can build it>>2412351im landlocked cuck so no lazaretto
>>2412352Ulmbros, not like this...
>>2412352imagine the smell
>>2412352wtf lmaoI see paradox """updated""" diseases to specifically target the player somehow
>>2412352God (Johan) is punishing you for blobbing.
>>2412357inshallah this is my punishment for straying outside of my swabian culture
When does artillery become good in battles?
>>2412362Chambered cannon in age of reformation.Before then, put all the dogshit artillery in the backrow and solely use it for sieges, after then include it in every army.
>hundreds of people independently come to the conclusion that the game is coded to give you more female offspring than male>"NOOOOOOO IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, LOOK UP CONFIRMATION BIAS, RETARD">meanwhile literally no one has ever questioned crusader kings 2 and 3 have perfectly equal gender distributioncurious
>>2412378It's 50/50 at birth. You can just open your save file and see for yourself, all characters are in thereProblem is not enough births + mass male death + daughters inheriting over grandsons
*johan willink voice* your game is bugged? good
I'm playing as the ottomans and I just said "hey byzantium can you recognize my rule over all of anatolia" and they sent me an official imperial seal giving me crazy high legitimacy and +10% integration speed. I have them rivaled and had -200 relations when I clicked the event and they are much much stronger than me.
vghh... the game is become lag destroyer of frameratesgood thing i instantly hired 200000 mercenaries when the action to create the religious war CB popped up
idk about this one fellow blobbers
>>2412416I can't tell where your enemies begin and end there are so many good lord
>>2412417after the war started all the catholic countries started joining on bohemias side
>>2412418I'm more concerned why all of west asia besides novgorod appears to be weighing in
>>2412420muscovy and his million vassals
>>2412416for gods sake just post war map mode
How the fuck did they manage to go so far backwards with the combat, 1.1 combat felt like euv SHOULD feel 1.2 combat feels like the same clunky instant-stackwipe-for-retarded-reasons system as eu4, how did they even manage that