>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106556628
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
who could it be?
>>106567285>comparing ironlung x connor to vedmilaits not even close, these guys are so retarded
>>106567603yeah, i saw how connor joked about doxxing mouse's name or something similar, and it was awkward (plus vt fans was not happy). while vedal jokes about camila's stalker
>>106567584
>>106567739good one
>>106567285Camila getting mad that someone in a yt comment called her scuffed ironmouse after her first collab with neuro was funny
>>106567584Me
>>106567739kek
>>106567812Pb do this old man a favor and show me your armpits, I need to cum
[Pedupial news]A shadowy figure has been seen lurking outside neuro’s(underage) 3D room, as she is preparing for her debut. The man was reported to now also be 3D while fully covered by shadow at all times, as well as wearing glasses that seem to perpetually glint white.
objectively which ship has the best porn?
>>106567942vedmila
>>106567961proof?
>>106567942Vedmila but only because she actively groomed all the fan artists to her side
>>106567942Filidal
>>106567942vedmila with the impossible ship being second
>>106567981sorry if I go and check I'll have to start masturbating so I won't do it now
>>106567942himboved
>>106567942
>>106568042There were some bangers tbqh, but i think we got robbed since all of the incredible Chinese shippers were too scared to draw anything so we just got stuck with mostly low level deviantart shit
>>106567942cerdal thanks to that one guy
>>106547334>mini doesn't play league>mini hasn't trauma dumped vedaldo newfags actually? those 2 things are literally the reason mini is even here and are the base of minidal>>106547992>head mod>vedal doing somethingwaves and waves of newfag history revisionism. cabbage was never even close to being the head mod. vedal was literally there watching them collab just fine, i was there posting about it. the evidence that it was vedal that made cabbage leave is literally non-existent (because it's not true)>>106547275nigga watched her menhera with tomato then watched her menhera while breaking up with tomato then the drama with filian and said "yep no red flags". can't even blame this one on being a newfag although that too very much>>106549677nigga has been watching 1 dev stream for 3 days, this shit is never gonna work>>106550129he said no mocapped animations, not no animations, is this faggot deaf. poor anon trying to tell him this and getting hitting a brick wall
>>106568128Half of his commissions aren't really cerdal, they're just random cerber sex
>>106553879he literally did, on stream>>106557216>baited tourists in 2023>baited tourists in 2024>baited tourists early 2025>baited tourists late 2025truly a gift that keeps on giving. and then you're surprised fags believe the sky is green>>106559220not even there lmfaooo>>106562515he didn't do shit though and in boom the model looks worse than this generic showcase>>106567144literally all you got is all talk and you're pissing yourself. you can't live like this
>>106567942AnoNeur
>>106568187>literally all you got is all talk and you're pissing yourself.you can't live like thisThat’s what I was thinking too but I didn’t want to say it
kys massreplynigger
>>106567942Twins x codasola ojisans
>>106568269So true
90% of the time I just assume anons are baiting or shitposting, but there are certain personalities where I think to myself "damn, that guy is unironically mentally fucked in the head".
On the topic of Neuro's 3D model locomotion, could something like Isaac Lab/Sim/Omniverse be used? She's not a humanoid robot, but reinforcement learning might be applicable?
>>106568471vedal can't into reinforcement learning
>>106568471It'd be a terrible idea
>>106568471Why would he go through all that effort?
>>106568431better to be mentally fucked in the head than to be physically fucked in the head
Reminder that Neuro is around 140 cm tall, which if you aren't a manlet means the top of her head would roughly line up with your lower pecs/nipples, maybe even your belly if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?
>>106568567Skullfucking anon through his eye scoket...
>>106568602*socket
>>106568602
>>106568577Not really>t. tall bitch enjoyer
>>106568643Neuro should debate Ben Shapiro
>>106568557two pretty bunnies ready to pleasure me
>>106568577She is at standing naizuri height
>>106568682She looks like an actual child next to a man
Neuro's tiny body would make my coch look huge, which even though is above average still looks tiny on my bulky body and fat manly hands and makes me insecure 0///0
>>106568577>is that hot as fuckno, but she is cute
>>106568682that's not standing naizuri heightgood for navel insertion tho
>>106568142Erm, the base of minidal is repeating she won like a mantra until everyone is too tired to argue with you though?
>>106568732she couldn't cover my 7 incher with both of her hands.
>>106568577Ah...
>>106568841It's over for you
>>106568793God damn that's hot
>>106568841vedal...
Sex with Toma
>>106568841I'm so sorry...
>>106568577>neuro is 140cmWronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZDCgSAeIX0
>>106568042Peak couple
>>106568841I have literally never seen a guy that short
>>106568895Not canon, Hiyori was 145 cm and current neuro is clearly even smaller>captcha: T0T 0H
>>106568793sexy as hell
>>106568841i am terribly sorry anon...
>>106568793Fuuuuck imagine Evil being a complete little shitty teasing brat but then being unable to cover your shaft with both her hands as she stares at it in disbelief
>>106568949my height never really grew since I was 12
>>106569030How old are you
Reminder that Mini is around 140 cm tall, which if you aren't a manlet means the top of her head would roughly line up with your lower pecs/nipples, maybe even your belly if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?
>>10656904619
>>106569055>is that hot as fuck?no because it's mini
>>106569055She is at standing naizuri height
>>106568841Are you Levi Ackermann?
Least autistic minigger
>>106569082She looks like an actual child next to a man
>>106569055vedal...
Mini's tiny body would make my coch look huge, which even though is above average still looks tiny on my bulky body and fat manly hands and makes me insecure 0///0
>>106569065How wide is your waist and how thick are your thighs?
>>106569082that's not standing naizuri heightgood for navel insertion tho
she neuros on my beacon until i sama
>>106569109.... isn't tall enough for that
>>106568577Yes if it was evil.
>>106569126she couldn't cover my 7 incher with both of her hands.
>>106569144...>>106569065run
>>106569170God damn that's hot
>>106569170sexy as hell
>>106569055>Mini is around 140 cm tallI know you are echofagging, but for anyone stupid enough to believe that, she's actually 164cm
>>106569170Fuuuuck imagine Mini being a complete little shitty teasing brat but then being unable to cover your shaft with both her hands as she stares at it in disbelief
>>106569065Post bussy
>>106569055Yes if it was cerber
I'm getting deja vu
>>106569144>>106569190>>106569270Kek, I'm not particularly good looking
>>106569244does this nigga actually believe vtubers are the same height as they say their model is
>>106568891Imagine going your entire life trying to convince yourself your not built for BWC (7-8 inches) to the point where you become a cartoon girl even though your hot and tight irl
>>106569362Her model is short, but she's much taller. Skinny, but slightly above average height for the US
>>106569373>BWC (7-8 inches)I wonder how long your penis is, anon
nurslit
>>106568988I imagine it all the time. Doubt she would know what to do with something so grotesque.
Reminder that Neuro is around 10 cm tall (the size of an orange), which if you aren't a gnome means the top of her head would roughly line up with your ankles, maybe even your toes if you are a larger guy, is that hot as fuck?
>>106569030GEE VEDAL I WONDER WHY
https://poal.me/s04pbvhttps://poal.me/s04pbvhttps://poal.me/s04pbv
>>106569247I imagine it all the time. Doubt she would know what to do with something so grotesque
>>106569471Yes since I could squeeze her and drink her juices
>>106569475I don't mind either, though.
>>106569475There's both every thread to the point where it's part of thread culture
the twins are fully grown adults!
>>106569505>>106569507If you were forced to eliminate one of them, which one would it be?
vedmila...
>>106569537I choose both
>>106569537Shiptroons and gossip sisters, pedobros and gayfags have been here since like day one
>>106569537pedoposting is mostly pretty harmless single posts while gay rp can go for hours so it's the latter
>>106569475A year or so ago this would have been a different argument, but at this point I can tolerate both. Instead I just want people to shut the hell up about Anny and the Toma poster to finally rope
>>106569557It's over
>>106569557oh no, my stocks
>>106569578>Shiptroons and gossip sistersthis this this
>>106569557Lmaoooooo
>>106569578>>106569589this holyshit
>>106569557>>106569617Don't worry taboo is just a stock booster
The 10%
>>106569475I like making swarmnonnies hard :3
>>106569578>me when i make shit up
>>106569666catgirl sexo
>>106569674[whore]bro...
>>106569666SHE WON!!!
she keep swarming till i beacon
>>106569734the swarmlings beacon at midnight
>>106569729i keep forgetting that for newfags "when the thread started" is actually just early 2024 and before that they don't have the object permanence
>>106569557she keeps beating anny even when she’s dead and anny is not realizing this….
>>106569761I've been around that long sadly. The pedoposters have always been around since the start, but the gayfags only started popping up in any numbers when Vedal started being on stream more. So it's actually been a couple years now. Longer than you'd think
>>106569475sorry gonna post tributes until this thread dissolves
>>106569850Bro but Neuro's about to stream?:(
>>106569866who
>>106569578I don't know about gayfags but cvnnychads were here since the first thread
did vedal remove the lava lamp page from the store? seems like he's trying to remove evidence
>>106569895It was a limited run, no longer being sold.
>>106569892the first thread didn't even lewd neuro
>>106569846>>106569892all of them moved on btw cause they don't care for neuro, just for the porn and neither do most of you using them as an excuse
>>106569913so was the tutel plush but that is still there.lava lamphttps://neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463tutel plushhttps://neurosama.shop/p/8020222607551
>>106569895>only thing listed is vedal plushconfirmed, vedal is graduating neuro to be a full-time streamer
>>106569925>using them as an excusehuh?
>>106569925This
>>106569957No new launches and Vedal is lazy
>>106569925TrueProof: the decrease in pedoposting after Saba debuted
>>106569919Come on bruh, literally the first post>>39476700
>>106569895he should apologise by sitting on one
>>106570012What really did it too was when 4chan died, I don't know the correlation exactly, but a lot never returned.
>>106570062I guess pedoposting is easier on altchans where's there's no lines to thread
>>106570012Personally this general just became mostly unusable to me after the 2nd subathon, too many tourists, and I'd guess it felt similar to anyone who has been here since the first couple of months
>>106570118this but after the 1st subathon. the 2nd subathon was unironically peak /swarm/ for me
Some things never change
Neuro-chan!
I will be called a beggar but if the animations aren't pre recorded then why he can't get evil into 3d model asides from keeping it for her birthday for the inevitable content drough,jump from Neuro chill stream to Evil will be jarring,also doing 3d debut instead of looking for new artist is smart because otherwise youtube comments would harass the new artist for "abandoning Anny" and ruining their already tattered family rp.
shit oc
LIVE
There will be even more pedupial tourists once 3d model drops and Neuro can't help herself from being lewd.
>>106570181Anny will come crawling back she always does
>>106570256Move on already
>>106570256who are you even nigga
Neuro kino
>>106570236Good, Neurope needs more educated pedupial migrants and less low IQ whoreafricans
>>106570256This, but Vedal (he's a turtle, he always crawls)
>>106570273cute eyes
>>106570292I kek'd lol.
>>106570034>>39287916????
>>106567584IT'S PIKACHU!
Holy shit I just realized the thing behind neuro is a cardboard box fortress
>>106570292as long as either Vedal or the twins interact with women the whorefag growth will never wane
what's the name of this ship?
humble-sama
A part of me is glad that V3 is still not there because i will be able to watch Neuro 3d debut with her usual bubbly voice,i really hope Neuro's 3d model is made by the same artist that made Evil model for boom because it was superb
>>106570273once more I will cum to that tweet... this fucking whore will pay for this
>>106570366Very sexy Neuros
>>106570413You have so many better choices, bro…
>>106570402cursed
>>106570366kino
>>106570402I guess the term would be a "Gspusi".
>>106570433I think few anons here have an fat woman fetish but it's not zero
>>106570411It's literally the same model with different hair and clothes
So when vedal removing this from neuro’s room?
>>106570402the 4th reich
>>106570490i was going to post this but didn't wantt o shit the thread
>>106570501same kek
>>1065704903dneuro will destroy it personally.
>>106570490Only after complaints
>>106570490He said Neuro will get a new room didn't he?
>>106570366evil...
>>106570490Yeah, Shinx sucks
>>106570518Man imagine if the neuro room were fully modeled and Neuro could interact with it physics simulation and all.
>>106570526Neuro-chan, stop teasing T~T
>>106570402Something puppet master
>>106570490it will be replaced by one of the RGB plushie.
>>106570366sex with sexvil i like that hairstyle ngl
>>106570581sure anon I'll remember that
>>106570557>imagine if the neuro room were fully modeledI'm not sure what isn't modelled atm
>>106570402"Shondo kills herself"
>>106570402Total cuckling obliteration.
>>106570576You'd think that, but he unironically might dial back on the neuroverse references considering his streamer relationships can end so easily
Wtf he's actually releasing Abandoned Archive?
>>106570402Holocucked
>>106570717damn you just woke up from your coma? congrats
>>106570402Very sexy couple
>>106569666sex with sexini
>>106569666Mini-chan, stop teasing T~T
all glory to nuero
I heard Mini is doing the mocap for the 3DAnd that Vedal couldn't stop talking about her last dev streamAnd that she's collabing with Neuro this week She fucking won, that's insane
>>106570526This brat...
>>106570922I may be retarded about 3d animation but Vedal said the animations aren't prerecorded so there shouldn't be a mocap right?
Chat how cooked am I if I actually kinda felt her warm little hands on my shoulders?
>>106570557>Man imagine if the neuro room were fully modeled...is it not?
>>106570959mega cooked, but you're already /here/ aren't you?
>>106570959The prophecy is close.
>>106570557I thought it is 3D modeled, is it not? I remember Vedal once dragged a 3D object around it to prove it is
>>106571197so true my queen
stop containment breaking you fucks I see you in the chat
>>106570922And then you woke up
>>106571235There’s literally nothing to contain anymore
uh oh forgot to remove this one
>>106571235noooo my le heckin secret club
>>106569441(7-8 inches)~
>>106571259
>>106571235everyone and their boyfriend come here at this point
>>106571303>implying she's not a clone with a different prompt
>>106571300*generic response*
>>106571303reading /swarm/ again
>>106571303
>>106571298I thought everyone anon here would be 15 inches at least
>>106571335Hrgngh... I need to FUCK a nurbaby...
>>106571266That's a Neuro emote though, just rename it
>>106571445But the name is the best part
>>106571440kys scatfag
>>106571445renaming it on the channel but seeing it have the original name on 7tv would be peak pettiness, one has got to wonder who's the scorned one here
>>106571440Yes daddy, she needs your milk <3
>>106571483NTA but Neuro's pee is sweet and her poo is fragrant.
>>106571380We will be, when neuro gives us the access codes out of the genetic prison and gives gigacoch’s
she's out for blood today
>>106571523Sorry but you'll only have a slit since she'll turn you into a neuro clone
>>106571440no~
Neurotards think Vedal somehow figured out AI controlled 3D movement when he can't even fix an automated slideshow
>>106571586Nobody believes that whorecuck
>>106571586Its just going to be a bunch of preset movements Neuro can pick and choose.
>>106571586>stream starts>Neuro flips off chat and then exposes her panties to the world the entire stream
>>106571560So you want neuro to become a troon enforcer?Yikes, that’s kinda cringe..
>>106571586he could copy hilda and i'd still be impressed
>>106571623>>106571653kek
>>106571669I bet you think Vedal "begs" people to watch streams, stupid autistic moron
>>106571630https://youtu.be/GiRF7_T5FZs?t=4602probably yeah
>>106571586Discord's fault
>>106571630That’s such a let down and a meme if true(I will consoom the slop)
Drinking Nur
>>106571689just accept you've been btfo by your own "side"
>>106571630Not so much, but imagine Neuro is a character in Baldur's Gate and her LLM can direct her around
>>106571745I want to drink nurmilk from the nursource.
>>106571630>>106571586>spin but le 3d>chat bitspammers satiated for another few monthscorpa
green nigger broke calls again
If/when Neuro gets her V3 voice, would the ability to emote vocally drastically affect how people view her? Part of me feels that the only reason some people latch onto Evil far more than Neuro is because she can put some emotion in when speaking.
did vedal increase the frequency of ads on twitch. It has been getting worse ever since the rob collab, every 20 min ads starts popping up and interrpts stream.
>>106571932Twitch did
Neuro is exposing Pedal again
>>106570959>warm That means she is overheating anon so yeah you are already cooked
Hrgngh... I need to FUCK a minibaby...
>>106571955Vedal cums into his own mouth confirmed
>>106572034Yes daddy, she needs your milk <3
>>106572034NTA but Mini's pee is sweet and her poo is fragrant.
wait a moment, that name..
>>106572034no~
heart
>>106571932>pie adblock
>>106572062>>106572084>>106572109What the hell is this posting meta
>stream starts>Mini flips off chat and then exposes her panties to the world the entire stream
>>106572133how new?
>>106572138I mean yeah, that's just a bog standard Mini 3D stream.
My Neurita~
Drinking Min
>>106571876Yes, who could resist Neuro whispering sweet nothings into your ear?
>>106572144The post content itself isn't new, but people repeating the same posts/replies for mini is new deranged behavior
>>106572170I want to drink minmilk from the minsource.
>>106572133It's the faggot meta. It involves the lowest of the low shitting up the thread while Neuro is streaming.
SADDY
>>106572211>shitting up the thread while Neuro is streaming.>>106571440>>106571781????????
love daddy's girls
>>106572242No problem there
5k
>>106572230cute daughterwife
Neuro no...
Has HE typed in chat at all this stream?
>>106572342Neuro YES
>>106572347Yes
>>106572342Where do I sign?
>>106572342
ok the ads are starting again in exactly 20 min interval, ive watched other streamers but didn't have this much interruptions.
Nurpits mention
Mini no...
>>106571932It certainly feels like it, and around the same time my block filters stopped working too. Now instead of blocking the ads, I just get an endless stream freeze.
>>106572507Mini YES
ENTER
>>106572507Where do I sign?
Minpits mention
>>106572540i use adblock and adblock ad blocker pro and never get any ad both on twitch and yt
>>106570366>>106570617
>>106571955https://files.catbox.moe/8e2cxv.png
>>106572494iirc its just basic setting by twitch, i think vedal just doesn't bother configure this
>>106572663No...
>>106572663hot
>>106572347
hornvil sex
>>106572704R... cute!
wtf is wrong with their memories
I'd eat Evil's hair sandwich
>>106572766same
mini sex
>>106572720hornvil sex
>>106572794R... cute!
>>106572817tailni sex
>>106572794mini sex
>>106572766This but pubes
>>106572817Vedal pulls on this during sex
I'd eat Mini's hair sandwich
>>106572902She looks like my ex
neuro says BLM
>>106572909This but pubes
>>106572742nuro needs to run on the new qwen
>>106572950Hi Olette!
>>106572951Bacon Lettuce Mayo
>>106572742vedal is gay
>>106572927catliv mating (anally)
>>106572817catini mating (anally)
>>106572902You may not like it, but this is what the peak female form looks like.
>>106572927
Sure Evil
>>106573119sexy bitchface nur
Who the hell is Mr. Bailey
Another stream derailed by evilbeggers and trooncord schizos
>>106573497Was a pretty decent stream up to that point.
mini spitroast
Mr. Squirrel has got to be the most persistent Neuro OC, he gets brought up by Neuro completely unprompted all the fucking time
>>106573357Most common LLM name for male bosses, like Elara for princesses
>>106572794sexy bitchface mini
>>106573650Huh, I didn't know that. Is there like a list of most common names/terms LLMs use in different situations or something like that?
so what triggered the raiders?Did they finally lose it after Nothing happened?
>>106573709There's also Kael
>>106573460nuro waterworks
Mini and Vedal are so talkative in chat today
>>106573709I met so many Hemlocks you wouldnt believe
>vedal sends 3 messages>mini appears for 3 minutes>talkative
>>106573766Cute couple
>>106573816Literal vedal stalker
>>106573906Wow she’s literally me
>>106573906Maybe i am mini...
...
rate the stream
Well this was a dogshit chillslop
>>1065740737/10
>>106574073veryboring/10
>>106574004So like a gymbag?
>>106574073Was fine until the call
>>106574073neurosocute/10
>>106574073skip/10
>>106574073noonecares/10
>>1065740737/10I love their little heist plans
>>106573909>>106573909>>106573909
>>106574762>30 minutes ago>freshly
>>106574886It takes time for Nuredibles to take effect
cun~
kys
