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>>112051463KoSexy Bimboo
Nigger announcing himself at the end of the thread
>>112051463sex with the bib while drawing a cool S
i am masturbating to biboo joi
S-ide quest
I'm going to Japan and have Unit B-chan's suck my dick for clout so they don't get fired lmao
>>112051497GOD DAMN SHE'S SO COOL
No good stream today huh Goodnight anontachi
So which one the Unit - B thread or the reused Biboo ?>>112051469>>112051469>>112051469
Initial Debut ccv estimates for Unit B, drop them here:
>>11205152650k peak
>>11205152630k
Which holoEN does gfe asmr?
>>112051521if that survives, we can reuse that later
>Koseki OP everydayI'm so fatigued
>>1120515266 7 k
>>112051526It's looking pretty grim
>>112051541iofi
>>112051553Yeah we may know later
>>112051553>430ummm, yeah that kinda looks grim, though I'm sure it will pick up about an hour before the debut stream
>>112051553grim af. dev_is only somewhat popular because the old guards kept buffing them like crazy. look at chihaya now leeching to everyone and everything.
>>112051567I'm sure it will too, but it's still staggering low for girls employed by Cover and that sub count makes the homos look good.
Why fear when hwikky is here
DORYAAAAAA
>>112051615DORRYAAAAAAAA I like that song alot actually
Biboo later!!!
demanding blowjobs from mekparkies in exchange for advancing their careers
nijiniggers really thought they'd get an answer about anniversary merch lol
Biboo raided Reine
Biboo raided some lesbo bird
>>112051624i hate the visual but the song is good and catchy especially the den rap part
>>112051643What's the bet absolutely nobody is checking those?
What's Unit A doing if Unit B debuts first?
nimi's husband is going on a 2 weeks break
>>112051675giving them a chance before slaughtering
Anyone feel just a little bad for that Otomo that got banned?I don't think what he said was right but self-doubt's a hell of a drug and it kills when it inflicts itself.For reference: I get likes from 2 of my oshis nearly every day but I always feel like I'm saying the wrong thing all of the time, I just worry too much I guess..
Jwu did kronii slip the tally despite getting a fat raid????Grimmius maximus
>>112050959 these saboteurs and antis get to move up the ladderall off the girls' hard workI get that's just how a company works but it's depressing to see...even more so when you these girls have to prove themselves while homos still not terminated
>>112051687>Anyone feel just a little bad for that Otomo that got bannedno
>>112051687No He was wrong with his behaviour. Manchild behaviour
>>112051687fuck him and fuck the other retard that he was parroting, two thread shitting niggers that need a bullet
Stop grim posting My new oshi will debut soon
>>112051705Understood, I was just throwing my thoughts out. There's no excuse for anything he said at all
does hololive have a lot of children watching?
>>112051687He was saying what we were all thinking
>>112051709>>112051715No no you're right, I just have a lot of self-doubt when I present myself to my oshis and just couldn't help but feel like my worst nightmare happened to him and it just hurts seeing it even though there's no way I'd ever do what he did. Not in my heart to ever act the way he would.
>>112051689kronii gets murdered under overlap, she's boring and people know it. she bled the entire raid which is unheard of in holo.
>offenders will be send to SEAEven Reine hates SEA
Where are the people
>>112051687don't meet your hero situation, just like rissa's myron before
>>112051718Yes? It's very popular amongst Japanese schoolchildren. The Holo jikoshoukais on X are done by a lot of them. Think of it as GaiaOnline in a way but for this country/generation.
https://files.catbox.moe/ci6kn1.mp3>FRIENDLY REMINDER!!we love Kiara herewe love Dooby herewe love Ina herewe love Namie herewe love Nimi herewe love IRyS herewe love Shachi herewe love Bae herewe love Kronii herewe love Fuwawa herewe love Mococo herewe love Nerissa herewe love Biboo herewe love Shiori herewe love Raora herewe love Randon OUR HUSBAND herewe hate Kiaraschizo/Egguardo/Baeschizo herewe hate Selenfag/Ennacuck/Donie Darko/BVTM herewe hate homobegging nijishitters herewe hate all schizos here>Umm, achuwee, we hate-We hate YOU, you falseflagging cocksucking son of a dead drunken fat whore>WeYes we, You can kill yourself and go to hellWe all would be happy if you killed yourself and died right now, nobody would fucking miss you, especially not your whore mother who takes dicks inside and out 24/7We won't fucking miss you when you are gone, we will celebrateif I could hire a hitman on you right now, I wouldI wish you nothing but the worst and most painful death possible and eagerly look forward to the day you die alone and miserableAmen
>>112051754Also Otsuka Ray's daughter loves Hololive. Her favorite song is Team Tomodachi and I think that's very cute
>>112051772but chiimu chomodachi is not a holo song...
>>112051553i like the girls design but everything about this project sounds mid, without the holo brand obviously it would turn out like this
>>112051784I am a big dummy, thank you for correcting me.
>>112051718oh yeah… its the end of may already… time flies…
>>112051785if it doesn't work i guess they can work for holos to do their mixing and etc for their songs
>>112051553IDK how'd it not be grim, its just way too far off removed from hololive, nobody gonna care but the biggest cover bootlickers and fans :).
>>112051795Although yeah she loves Hololive, not sure who she likes the most but when I met her at Offkai last year she liked my Advent t-shirt and started singing TT
>>112051689GRIM
>>112051785As ever, the girls are gonna have to save it. I don't understand Cover's constant desire to reinvent the wheel whilst insisting on not making the wheels round after many years of success with round wheels.
https://x.com/i/status/2057748333263806561https://x.com/i/status/2057748333263806561https://x.com/i/status/2057748333263806561
Phase girls have a ccv that is on par with that of starsen, with the exception of Filian, Croc, and botted Clio.How come Phase can get their girls collabs like Remy (bottom tier phase) with Blue Archive, meanwhile Cover isn't either unable or unwilling to give sponsorship to the stars?
I feel bad about not watching Unit B's debut, I'm in Hawaii and have to go to bed soon..
>>112051687Literally just make a new account, like I did when I got banned by Shiori
>>11205152690K
>>112051736more like endfield is mega debuff
>>112051841Niji london when?
>>112051845didn't they spam blue archives twitter account with her when ironmouse got dropped?either way no one wants vtuber men when they can just get some fleshie dude
>>112051687>Anyone feel just a little bad for that Otomo that got banned?I feel bad he is such an autistic retard
>>112051841Kinda getting fomo for the upcoming screenings but I can't really make it to any reasonably
>>112051860Aizen's VA is in it so yeah 草
>>112051687it's a ban he's not going to die, just don't blatantly talk shit in the stream chat
>>112051749I'm just chilling here waiting for Unit B's debut stream while playing Bannerlord
>Reine has completed the holo mii collectionMy knees...
>>112051841bigger than mint and saba's bar karaoke btw
>>112051882>he's not going to diethats a shame
>>112051862nice, JP mindshare is expanding once again>>112051852why did Shiori ban you?
>>112051862cringe
Interesting thumbnail image from Noel
>>112051827meanwhile nijiJP keep slapping their logo everywhere and it still kind of works on few new livers thats not 3 views shitterscover has gone too far completely remove the hololive branding from their new projects, makes me think maybe theres some office politics competition going on
>>112051901I wrote her that Jurard is an awful human being who should have never been hired like the rest of the homos (I wrote enstars instead of homos)
>>112051911>cover has gone too far completely remove the hololive branding from their new projectsAgain, they're trying to reinvent the wheel, but refuse to make them round
>>112051882>just don't blatantly talk shit in the stream chatno way you can do that?
>Noel singing Bleach OPBased the Orihime of Hololive
>>112051845They're on par with kronii
>>112051934is she really dumb enough to match orihime?
>>112051463
uuh, EN bros?
>>112051950In my heart yes
>>112051950No, Noel has 2 Stem degrees and a Master in Laboratory Biology. She just likes to play dumb
>>112051827i will never see device girls in cute idol outfit because cover try so hard to "reinvent the wheel"it still makes me mad sometimes
>>112051960that's an EN raid
>>112051960Reine is more popular than NijiEN, so what?
>>112051966Sorry, i meant BioChemistry
Is it true that the girls from MekPark are getting their own channel?
>>112051960LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO total clock whore humiliation
Ah finally Biboo stream has ended I can do my delivery. Rare EN Gold+Silver for Biboo, nice.Final Verdict: NATTY!!
Noel says wake up sheeple
>>112051921You're right about Jurard but that was deserved desu
>>112051960Graduate her already, losing to ID...
>>112051960Krocucks our response???
Vivi is very very cute
>>112052005Oh I knew it was going to happen, besides making a new account takes 30 seconds. It takes me more time thinking of a name for it than actually doing it. It's part of the balance of power between user and creator: they can ban us for the smallest thing, we can just make a new account.
>>112052013So who did she marry?
>>112052013Wow this girl is a litteral whore
>>112051968devis girls are meant to be the "cool artists" instead of the traditional cutesy idols to reflect the mainstream tastes.I would've became a fan of theirs if i could speak nip.
>>112052040Swing and a miss
>>112052040You'd be schizo posting if you could speak nip.
I'm watching Vivi
Moona hologra
>>112051687That retard was only confident to talk shit about Gigi after the other grunschizos were fellating one another pretending it's not some niche belief that the superminority ligsharts in the fanbase hold. However the other retards dogpillling him aren't any better Every non-talent involved in that shit needs to die
>>112052040Well they got cute idols larping as “cool artists” which I kind of like even more so it all works out in the end
>>112051687I feel bad that he was genuinely so retarded he didn't realize that what he was doing had a good chance of getting him banned. Probably has some sort of autism.Still doesn't beat Raul thinking he could openly shittalk Fuwawa on Fuwamoco's channel and think Mococo was okay with it
>>112052066Nnnnnn~ Bibi~!
>>112052090>shittalk Fuwawa on Fuwamocojfc holomanchildrens are something else...
>>112051827>>112051911If I had to guess is because of the fear things coud crumble some day in the future and they are trying to not put all their egfs in one basquet, it makes sense to diversify and they did have some success with it, the TCG is successful, holoAss was a failure but they did implement a system that works, their 3D studio could in theory be rented by outsiders, cover is slowly gettig experience in video game development, etc.However, all of it still relies on the holo brand, if some day for some reason holo is kill then all of cover goes down with it, from the leadership perspective it may be wise to secure a safety net in case that day ever comes, if it doesn't then they will just get more money from another business that is not related to holo. Probably this is why they were so invested in holoEarth as they may have thought that maybe if they owned the first Japanese metaverse (kek) they could have success in that path independently of the holo brand.That would explain the initial direction of DEV_is, it explains why they were trying so hard to appeal to the niji audience years ago.Now this kekpark project still depends on the holo brand so either management is going blind throwing shit to see what sticks or their goals are actually different from this hypothesis and they gave up trying to branch out from the holo brand.
Looks like the prediction that mekpark will underperform holostars and be like any other 3-view small indie corpo that closes down every other month is correct.
New holos debuting tonight and nobody talks about it, wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLxEuLIm6Q
>>112052103Very high chance
>>112052098To be fair he was Brazilian, he was doomed from the start
>>112052116We have been. We're pessimistic about the numbers
>>112052116>holosLmao
>>112052103>>112052117>Dubai will finally have a "holo" girl who's not above themwhere's the doryaathis is exactly what they've needed
>>112052116>957 waitinggrim
>>112052116Novelite bros get hyped! Your new oshi is coming soon
Saw cuckbeats defending mori on twitter again.What'd she do this time? Or is it just their victim complex as usual?
can a numberfag tell me exactly how little en is streaming compared to past years
>>112052150Six years of seething
What if>numbers genuinely start small unlike the 100k sub debut with 5 digit debut buffed viewers>still grow and mog indies and nijis from there anyway with minimal holo brandingWhat then?
>>112052164Kino.
>>112052164Numberkino
>>112052116more like pre-holos, really
>>112052164a perpetual seethe machine will be born
>>112052164That would be great but do you think they can pull it off without needing JP proper to come in and save them?
>>112052164truly peak idoru journey
>>112052116Cover did everything short of saying that this is project entirely unrelated to hololive and in fact banned from interacting with themWait, they actually did it!
>>112051997Ogey Bibot
>separated as much as possible from hololive>not given much chance to be active on twitter>most certainly are just going to just be pngsIt's not hard to see why the hype for mekPark/Unit B isn't too highHopefully once they debut they catch up a bit
>>112051687The only thing this ensuing kerfuffle shows me after indulging deeper is that a not so insignificant amount of otomos (or maybe rallying behind the concept of CC) actually has some chip on their shoulders against Gigi. Maybe it's Autofister as a concept (shipperfag or otherwise), or maybe they don't like Gigi ("muh olde Hololive"). It's interesting. Maybe Gigi is right to go with the "don't care about what others are saying, they'll always be hatin'" attitude I've seen in clips
>>112052197You lost faggot.
>>112052193>banned from interacting with themcc didn't get the memo (quote retweeted)
>>112052172This. It's also what is hurting them. Hard to feel comfortable getting invested in some new girls who may not even become a part of hololive after 2 years.
Vivi singing the Indiana Jones theme song
Vivi into Riona into Unit B.
This game is looking good.
>>112052116Will they be just PNG?
>>112052233holy sex, what game
>>112052233
>>112052236that would be really stupid of COVER if true
>>112052205are you only finding out now that otomos hate gigi?you're joking
>>112052236More likely than not
>>112052248DOLLAR DOLLAR DOLLAR DOLLAR
>>112052248$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!Where's this from btw?
>>112052233Shame the game itself is kinda ass>>112052242https://store.steampowered.com/app/4449390/HoRoyal_Hololive_Battle_Royal/
>>112052268I like your screenshot better than the game trailer
>>112052266>>112052268Its free to play btw
>>112052268might as well add sex into it
>>112052251I don't think hate is the correct word, and if I have guess it's 1/10th of the fanbase, very little but still not insignificant. It's obvious they have a chip on their shoulder that whenever something CCGG occurs they just pretend everything doesn't existLike imagine an duo orisong that you have to pretend it doesn't exist. Or two 3D lives you basically have to skip. It's insanity. Some are prominent members of their fanbase doing this even while some are even passive aggressive as fuck, it's interesting. That's why for all their faults of the grems at least they don't stupid shit like this
>>112052233Reminds me of Yoshino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLxEuLIm6Q1.3k waiting, 1 hour before Debut..>>112051997Based
>>112052301>grems at least they don't stupid shit like thisdyrbi
>Kiara is streaming over the mekbang debuthuh, wonder how she feels about this project like she's all pro idol and shit and the way the makbongs are handled is very classic idol like with popularity being everything and getting cut quickly if you dont make it and stand out like kiara should kinda love this high stakes shit right she likes idols after all but then again at the same time if holomyth was like mukPork kiara would have been graduated years and years and years ago since she was too unpopular herself so its probably really complicated feelings for her
>>112052319Riona starting.
>1.4k waiting They're testing the limits on how far they can go without hololive members shilling it
>>112052321Well at least they don't pretend Cecilia doesn't exist. Nor would I openly see them doing something like "wow Cecilia is so annoying" on social media by the grems. The IRyS thing is dumb though, but I wager a lot of the EN fanbase has the same AI neurosis (or else Biboo and Gigi wouldn't have to silently change their game choices that one time)
>>112052248FINALLY!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>112052248Have the shareholders asked where PekoMiko went yet?
>>112051687>Anyone feel bad for the scum of the earth nigger that openly shittalks his oshi and his oshi's friends to her face?No.
>>112052335>hololive is the golden goose >insist on trying to keep debuting NOT hololive(not really)god cover is dumb
>>112052387Cover knows that hololive works thanks to the girls, and they have trying to prove that they can be successful on their own for ages now.
mekPark at 70K CCV. This is my prediction
>>112051687Did I miss some micro drama or what
>kiara overlapping the new girl debutsclassic orange woman
mekpark is not hololive therefore I will not watch
mekpark is not hololive therefore I will watch
>>112052433Dude was a retard on main, got banned from CC chat, something completely unconsequential except for schizos (which is the case of that anon)
No matter what I'll root for the runt of mekpark cuz according to my proven stats anyone that is considered runt before their debut tend to do better in a long runBefore advent debuted you called biboo runthttps://warosu.org/vt/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=Bijou+runt&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=2022-05-09&search_dateto=2024-05-09&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post&offset=144
mekpark is
>>112052248Where's Vivi going?
I'Il watch Mekpark because it's one of the reason they killed the fags
mekpark is hololive therefore I will watch
mekpark
mek
park
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Kept you waiting huh?
Should have made a mech park instead.
>>112052471biboo is hololive so the fans eventually got to see her personality over time, but mekpark is going to take 2 years before they're fully exposed to the box audience
meMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
>>112052518>2 yearsWho the fuck thought this was a good idea? wtf COVER
I'm having doubts about Riona being a good singer.
Unit song? https://youtu.be/rsWHRjB4utQ?si=DHsQCccHr7yVvmFp
>>112052523>>112052533original songThey produced it by themselves
>>112051687I don't, guy was a scumbag and deserves to be exiled to learn to have respect for his Oshi. Rolinigger needs to get banned too.
>>112052530most holos aren't that great live singing
>>112052546Roli will be more painful since this nigger has been with her since her ligger daysIts like killing off your day 1
>>112052546yeah roli and okabe retardo are next hopefully
Will mekpark collab with stars?
Seems like they already sabotaged unit b Debuting them with Friday debuff is evil
VIVI CALLS FOR KAIGUYS
Mekgods are you ready for your new temporary girls to potentially oshi only for them to not be hired full time after a year
>>112052593Okabe may shit up /vt/ but he's never been dumb enough to shit on gigi in CC's replies, and I don't think he shits on CC either like these retards were doingWhich is why these schizos confuse me, this is basic shit that even other /vt/ schizos recognize
>>112052248kill the inferior blue
>>112052609Almost feels like they're limit testing debuff stacking. Ame would be proud.
Nice game puffballs
35k mininum CCV
>sticky on holo leddit is still kiara's album 3 months after it releasedpretty selfish of her to keep that stickied when a lot of other stuff has come out since
Grim
GTO DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>3800 waiting for new debuts 25 minutes awayI'm pretty sure first armies have higher waiting rooms on average than this for any remotely interesting streams
>>112052647anon almost all holo official account (the girls side) are automated HoloOCG Holostars HoloID and holodreams have active SNS team
>23 minutes to debut>current waiting room: 3,888Oh my god...
Fun Fun Overlaps
>>112052661>>112052670seems like a 20k stream
>>1120526703888 too many for this yoke.
>>112052680>20kholy mother of GRIM
>>112052667Kiara isn't. she actually uses her own account there and has even replied to some posts here and there She always stickies her own new albums and releases
These three BETTER sing well, because otherwise they'll have nothing to promote themselves with
SHOOP
>>112052692kiara fwmc and shiori have their own reddit account with mod perms so they can use stickys and stuff but the hololive actually doesnt have a PR team in general who handles moderation and stuff the only crisis team they have is nekomikuri and team who are so bad at their job that they are constantly looking for new company to join
>there will be people who already call one of the new girls "their new oshi" immediately after the stream
>>112052609Didn't Laplus stealth drop on a Friday evening with like 6 hours of notice?
>>112052704i mean they have one vocalist one producer and one pianist so they might be singer unit but who knows They end up being comedians within one month
ngl I feel bad for these 3 girls, they're in for a rough landing especially if the >2 years without any collabs with Hololive properis true then that means they'll be left to fend for themselves...
>>112052719can't wait for the debut of my new oshi
noel wants to raid mekpark
>>112052719I am that nigga
>>112052442>"Holostars is so UNHINGED">6984th penis joke made
>>112052719My new oshi is Mococo I oshien'd Mococo for her
>>112052730Cover finally let its inner black company out.
>>112052730>All of the indie corp drawbacks outside of them just being scams or harem attempts with none of the benefits
>>112052730isnt that the fate of every indie?You have to prove yourself to enter into holo so they have 2 years
Why are people acting like it's going to be a >guaranteed 2 yearswhen it's >maximum 2 yearsand Cover might just wrap them all up into a proper debut in 6 months or something as some experimental dev_is gen
>>112052719I think the Novelites are excited to meet their new Shiori
>>112052680>>112052691It's going to be 60k-70k
>>112052749ESL timezone what do you expect?Also nijiniggers
>>112052767its 5k waiting right now, 15 minutes before debut..
>>112052750Braindead take
>>112052750Should we call her fans "Newvelites"?
2 years in which they always need to hit the ccv, subs, sc income and member amount metrics set by managementIf any of them drop below any of those 4 they are given a 3 month period in which to rectify that. If they fail, they are let go.It's brutal.
>>112052767with this waiting room?lollmao
>>112052780Nigga is trying his best Anon this thread is dead The only people who actually care are in towa so go shit there
The numbers will go up once it's confirmed they're all middle/high-schoolers.
which holos are overlapping mekpark?
>>112052767The highest some anon said is 55kLowest was 20kI am betting 35k
>not even 10k waiting for a DEBUT streamI'm starting to feel nervous for Unit B..
>>112052799kosher
Riona 3D live
>>112052807All of these
>>11205281135k is what ccgg got and they had like twice the amount of people waiting at this point
Latinix are calling Shiori2 "la de pelo negro"...
>>112052829holy fuck, NINE streams?! This is fucking sabotage kek
Nene is the voice of my penis
It will be 46kI'm from the future
holy shit grim waiting room debut numbers
>>112052775>>112052782We've seen time and time again how much doomposting off waiting rooms doesn't matter. They're getting 60k-70k
This is gonna be the grimest ccv for a hololive debut eveeeeeeeeer
>>112052837NENE CHI YOU ARE AN IDOL WTF
>>112052827DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just found out the Yuy shill posts in tower too, he even made a thread there kek
Do you think the Unit B girls are looking at the waiting room numbers right now? I wonder what they're thinking
>>112052847>hololive debutthey're not hololiveyet
>>112052832do not compare JP waiting rooms to EN, theres a huge difference in viewers that join after the stream starts
Imma jerk off before the debut ill be back
>>112052609friday is not debuff as proven by niji's record breaking 3d lives on fridays
>debut chat talking about how the mekpark girls are gonna be fucked with record low numbers and brutal Cover expectationskek homos getting downsized really made people start believing Cover is ruthless
>>112052848idols have been sexpesting other idols since the beginning of time
https://poal.me/yq6tlpFinal predictions, peak CCV for mekPark Unit B
>>112052858are you done
>>112052837My dick's radar...
>>112052860>niji 3Dlol
I cant remember the debut numbers for flowglow
>>112052860Milliecuck, your faggot are botted
Why Friday night out of all available times?
>>112052827Holy sex
>>112052837Why is Nene /here/ >>112051908
>>112052860True. Friday is the best day of the week for Portuguese viewers
>>112052870>only one realistic optionare you retarded?
This is what they are up against
>>112052883The little rosy crown is pretty cute too
Leeching on mekpark funnel is just pathetic and desperate
>>112052870most retarded poll ever, most options have 0%...
>>112052873yes
>>112052902what did you jerk off to
>>112052902Grim
Unit B will get a peak of 88k, Towa told me
>>112052896Anon...Pekora starts in 2 hours. She's not positioned for the funnel at all
They're just going to be PNGs right?
>>112052911air
noel said that the new girl are runts
>>112052928>>112052912
mekpark is not hololive
2 minutes out, 10k waiting room
ok 10k waiting room not terrible
I'm oshihening from pekora to mekpark
>>112052935Not yet, but homos will never be
>>112052860>Claiming their fans are all normies>Breaking records on Friday nights
>>112052946
all the salarymen are still out drinking with their bosses on friday
>12k waiting one minute leftI'm saying about 40k
towa is not enthusiastic about mekpark.Here is another retard trying to bait some bans
I'm watching mekpark with my boss
Final waiting room number - 14,386 as of 20 JST
what ? 46 minutes ? delayed? why?
>>112052955>>112052946what about studio stellar?
>>112052952Yeah, the sort of women that follow nijilivers are free on Friday nights because that's when their salarymen boyfriends/customers need to go drinking with the bosses
>>112052973ROKU NANA k
>>112052945stay inside nousubh
LIVE
It's starting my oshi on the telly
PNG
THEY DONT HAVE LIVE2D
>PNGs
>PNGtuberAIEEEE
>PNGsIT'S FUCKING OVER
PNG PNG PNG
>png tubersAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>PNGtubersIt's over
HERE WE GO
>>112052980A bit higher
>Just live2ds...
They're nervous
PNG GODS WE WON
Is cover fucking retarded?
>PNGs>Cheap micsCOVER ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY FUCK
LMAO
>it really is .PNGbros...............
I’m pretty underwhelmed, they sound too normal
WTF they're pngThat's sad
IT'S ACTUAL NOOB
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
21K DORYAAAA
Holy fuck Shiori2's voice is so cute
I can't tell who is speaking because the damn things aren't tracking it properly
>>112053013Not at 20 JST though, being late will obviously have a higher waiting room number
>>112052724>Suisei orgies
>PNG debuts>nervous as fuck
One of them is voice cracking, cute
does vta even have live2d for comparison?
Okay, /jp/cuck, I know you're lurking /here/ do you recognize their voices?For once, you can actually be useful.
Mira sounds the opposite of ehat people expectedCUUUUUUTE
HOLY SHIT IT'S HER
>>112053036>it's going down
cover really couldnt get them live2d? thats a new low
Mira is so shy...
bit grim innit?
is this the fabled SOVL
>>112052988
so which voice is which
I can't tell who's speaking atleast let them blink while they're speaking
Unhinged Clara Swing Parties
THEY SOUND SO YOUNG WTF ESPECIALLY THE WHITE HAIRED GIRL
>they're PNGJESUS CHRIST COVER YOU IDIOTS!
Laila's voice is making me hard
HOLY SHIT THE WHITE HAIRED ONE'S VOICE SENT A BLACK FLASH STRAIGHT TO MY HEART AHHHHHHHHH
So the highest "pre-debut" record?
Holy shit they actually got Clara, phase thread about to go nuclear in 3...2...1....
>>112053050Is there any people in VTA?
>>112053065Blindchama...
>>112053069YAGOOSTEIN ISLAND
Pngs can be SOUL after some time
left one is leader maxxxxxing
>>112053065the one who talks the most is NeonLaila has a soft mommy voiceMira can barely be heard because she's so shy
Pink hair (Neon) is the one who's talking the most.
>>112053065the one talking a lot is left, shy quiet voice is middle, other is right
>>112053066The bars underneath their avatars move when they speak
>There were so many "Mira kawaii"s in chat that she had to mention it
>>112053088No
dont be tricked again she might sound underaged but like with vivi they mightve just not changed since they were teenagers
>>112053053WHO THE FUCK IS HER ANON?!
>>112053082Who?
>>112053085VTA is empty but those people werent allowed to stream
>>112053050Nope. They have most generic PNG possible
>>112053089Neon is clearly the leader
sex voices
KekPark is such a fucking failure lol
basic design plus PNG tuber it' so fucking over
>>112053088In b4 they are Achora
>>112053051nobody famous would join whatever this is
>We will publish that we've created ourselves>Story about the youth of the three of usThey are Moris but 16 years old (probably)
Wow this is incredible, truly what hololive needed the most
>>112053088I guess it makes their real debut more special
Mira is so nervous it's cute
They don't even have L2Ds yetYou better be following them on Twitter and Youtube and shilling them on social media so Cover gives them L2Ds soon
This is it, the real Idol journey kino.
You can tell they're nervous
The girls themselves seem good at first glance, I especially like the shy sounding one.But having them as pngs is really embarrassing move by Cover.
Phase >beloved by everyone except the holocucks in this dead thread >insanely popular >actually funny and entertaining >gets attention from based big names like Blue Archive>no constant drama and controversies Holo>constant drama and controversies >quickly becoming irrelevant to the point of not being able to sell out merch and concerts>each new gen gets worse and worse>sponsored by literal slop like Raid Shadow Legends and Cookie Run Kingdom What went so terribly wrong, Holo fans?
>>112053095Correction. Mira moves the yellow bars, Lyra moves the purple bars and Neon moves all the bars.
>flatlining alreadyJesus Christ Cover are fucking retarded dude
You want to be Hololive? Be pngtuber for 2 years
>>112052988Pajama Party later
Is neon a gyaru?
>>112053102HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW??? IT'S HER!!!
>PNGFuck you cover.
>>112052878They are still pre-debut
>>112053123Why the fuck should I do any of that? I'll just keep watching hololive.
>>112053051They are all literal whose from outside of the entertainment industry anon.
>>112051841>https://x.com/i/status/2057748333263806561those 3 cosplayers were men btw
>>112053133Latechama
>>112053112I didn't say anything about popularity, I'm asking if they recognize the voices
>>112053145I SAID WHO THE FUCK IS HER?!!
gyaru?
BUY NEON COIN!!!
middle one is shy but is a crazy anal monster in bed
>>112053131Unlike you we taking meds
IT'S HER!
I thought new debuts weren't allowed to be overlapped? Why is Kiara streaming? Bitch
>>112053101
So how many views nuked due to youtube glitching?
>don't even know how to put up live chat display on screenaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Neon is Vivi maxxing. She wants to be hired so bad.
I think she's the leader she talks too much
Cant wait for another Faggoo's experimental project to flop
>>112053155>They are all literal whose from outside of the entertainment industry anon.Wait really? Nice
>didn't even hit 30k>already going downooooooffffff
ES ELLA!
>>112053137>Be pngtuber for 2 yearsThe website says if they fulfill the criteria they can debut in holo earlier. The maximum period for assessment is two years. If they do exceptionally well they can debut in a year
>>112052878This is what Cover didn't want to replicate btw
>>112053101Lyrica IS cute though
>Debut Stream>All 3 are fucking PNGsMy expectations were low but holy fuck, Cover...
Japanese girls sound cute no matter how ugly, fat, or disabled they are. Truly a superior race
>>112053137based
>>112053063it's been a while since I last saw it
oh…its going down
>sub 30k for a new gen debutBruuuuuhHow did we go from 150k+ debuts to this? Jesus lmao
>>112053163IT'S HER>>112053155They are all jks fresh out of highschool
I just realized it myself, holy shit they actually got HER?Feels like a waste for mekpark, could have easily been jp7 instantly
>>112053209You think people were joking when they said Cover's ruthless treatment of holostars killed any goodwill they had left?
>>112053209it's not a new gen anon
She sounds like fillian
I blame Ao for this desu grifters made it sure you can’t get a free ride
>>112053219who?
so they are around shion debut age?
at least give them a proper live2d or something you can't fucking defend Cover for this. they are not really giving them any form of expression other than their voice alonethis entire mekpark thing is just a scheme to cut cost on talent debut
Neon mic remind me of the 360 era, playing halo and COD with my retarded friend and our shitty mic
>join Hololive >management is now too cheap to give you a fucking live2d avatar aka one of the main reasons for joining A final nail into Holo coffinIt's actually over
>>112053052>"Novelites, I am here now. I will never cuck you (I'm too shy). Come home"
>>112053101>vivi they mightve just not changed since they were teenagersVivi is around 24~ish. She said she never seen Arsenal win the prem
Bad
Homos mogged
>>112053194damn its already 2 years ago... time flies
>>112053209They aren’t real Hololive talents. At this point they’re less a part of Hololive than Holostars.
What is her bust size?
>>112053183selencuck seething again
>>112053172Yea they can't overlap hololive debuts but these girls aren't hololive.
her greed sickens me
She just explained that they will "not be able to move" (referring to png I guess) for a while until their metrics unlock proper models for them, management will decide
mekPark shouldn't make you seethe this much lol
I don't like jp shiori, association bias is no good
>>112053219>>112053212WHO THE FUCK IS HER ANONS?!
>>112053234I suspect the 3 of them are together in the studio using the headset mics in the studio. My entire basis for this is Neon speaking loudly enough to trigger all three mics.
>>112053242She's 29.
Looking forward to hearing the other two talk more
This is just like that time when they teased starters for new pokemon gen but all of them were ass
>>112053238MIRA LOVE!!!
>>112053247can`t wait for bunch of PNGs to mogs homostars
Show me the other bitches already
>>112053238Stop with this retarded larp anon
>>112053266that's a buff stream waiting to happen
>>112053242vivis voice never changed since she was 14>source an idolfag has been following her since she debuted at 14 and talked about it a couple times
>>112053233>debutthey are literally predebuts lol
Shiny Ririka is very grass
She said she likes beef
This girl sounds like UI Mama
>scuff the whole introsovl
uh oh
>>112053275pffft imagine not recognizing her voice immediately
>>112053238start learning japanese, novelites
So this whole thing is a scam right? Why would anyone unironically join this shit instead of auditioning for Hololive proper?
This Neon girl is giving me Vivi vibes for some reason>>112053266>She just explained that they will "not be able to move" (referring to png I guess) for a while until their metrics unlock proper models for them, management will decideWait what the fuck?!
What are their names? anons please
This girl yaps alot, I'm impressed
>>112053276>My entire basis for this is Neon speaking loudly enough to trigger all three mics.I saw that too and I think you're right but now I wonder if they're going to only stream in the studio
Matsuri!!!
We’re watching Kiara anyways
>>112053266These girls are getting wiped off the planet faster than HLZNTL.
>>112053233this is the standard set by vta, so why would they want to change something that’s already successful?
>boku no hero>wednesdaySELL SELL SELL
>she likes my hero academia Normie alert
>>112053315Because Cover are telling them this is the only path into hololive proper
its going to be hard for the others two to go after this girl
>[First Live Stream] Join us on this journey through our youth! #UNIT_B #mekParkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLxEuLIm6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLxEuLIm6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLxEuLIm6Q
She just sounds like a normal woman
>>112053292>idolfag has been following her since she debuted at 14Woah
>>112053277>>112053292I am highly convinced she started her idol life premature and they just said she was 14 to make it "passable" if you know what i mean
Expect them to have small agency numbers and die like a small agency in a year.
>>112052840are they now?lol
30K DORRRYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yep they are all giga zoomers
So the things she wants the most are... wealth, fame and power?
>>112053297what ever you say but first appearance/impression will always be the real debut
30k doryaaaaaaaa
>>112053324she loves grooming 3views
Neon is clara
Matsuri is in the chat.
Cover doesn't even give you live2d anymore when you join Hololive, they just look at you like this
Lyra's voice stole my soul. She's way too powerful and dangerous
>>112053337the open audition is still up btw
But man debuting with a glitch that stops streams from auto starting...
this girl is in her early 20'si can taste it
>>112053315these are the ones who auditioned but didn't get through, and they said "do you want to join this instead"
Festival is here
If any of these girls is smart then they stream late at night. JP lacks the neet streamer that streams consistenly the entire night away
>>112053331>wednesdayAs in the show they made about Wednesday Adams from thr Adams family?
She seems alright but her voice has that kinda tone that I wouldn't be able to listen to for too long, can't explain it
30K DORYYYAAAAAAAAA!(please let them reach AT LEAST 40K please)
>>112053352she wants to be the Pirate King
I think they should make mekPark EN
30K DORYA!!!!!
It's astounding how much seethe these girls provoke from some posters here
>>112053352rogerbros..
>>112053352Zoomers have been poisoned, man. Zero naivety on how the world works.
She's super giggly and the way she talkes makes me think of a gyaru JK that's kind to otaku and my pp tingles
She talks too much about food
>>112053359>Hololive
>>112053363no that's just how it works on youtube mobile because it's coded by retards
>>112053315because this is the only way to join hololive going forward
prepare the contrast from this chatterbox to the other 2
>>112053357it sounds nothing like her anon
>>112053369Would they even have solo streams?
>>112053364Anon, this guy wasn't joking >>112053212>They are all jks fresh out of highschool
holy yap
What part of pre-debut do you guys not get?
So they're real JK?
if theres no more new debuts next year for JP, mekpag is pretty much confirmed to be the replacement for device
>>112053209>overlapped by holos>practically zero mentions from holos>not advertised as a big event>pngtubersthese girls are legit new to streaming and yapping
>>112053375they were stuck under 30k for 10 minutesthey're not touching 40k
timetravelfag here, they all will make it to holo in 2028
>>112053352>wealth, fame and power?Future thread Darling for /#/ right here, bros!
>>112053346>Expect them to have small agency numbers and die like a small agency in a year.30k debut is ahead of any small agency and, these days, only VSPO and a very supplemented Niji can match (with even LunLun failing to beat it).With that said, without another DUNKIRK-TIER rescue operation this will do even worse than DEV_IS
>>112053379and what? hire a bunch of twitchwhores?
>>112053383It's called schadenfreude watching Cover fail and debut a bunch of shitters without even giving them a live2D, you faggots laughed at VTA this is even worse
She would be right at home in Nijisanji
she said shes an extrovert and is outside a lot....unicornbros...
Considering it's non-holo cover project, does anyone here actually care if mekpark is successful?
SHE TALKS TOO FAST I CAN'T KERP UP. MY JAP ISN'T THIS ADVANCED
Did u know lower idol member tend to have orgy in love hotel with random men?
She talks too much I hate herNext
>>112053364They all are. They are all fresh graduates with little experience in the cold harsh realities of our world yet.
>>112053417I think they'll make it before then
HOLY YAPPER, ACTUAL GFE
>>112053408The part where they just don't post thousand tweets on Twitter
i hope holos do nothing to save these shits this time
Well, to be fair even being a png-only in mekpark is a 50000% better start than any normal actual indie would haveSo it's still vastly preferrable
>Matsuri is in chat asking whether they have two microphones set up>Hitomi Chris couldn't set up her mic and audio on debut and Matsuri was the one who helpedWow full circle huh
>only 30k for a new debutBruhAlso is this shit culled?
>>112053422Come back when someone in mekpark turns out to be a chinese spy
Holy shit she yaps so much lmao>>112053416JP Shiori will make it happen, trust the plan
>>112053315pretty sure this is for whoever they consider to have a lot of potential but zero or almost zero experience with streaming or the entertainment industry
>>112053427it will be funny if they succeed
>>112053420Lmao VSPO and Niji debuts easily double this and remember this is THREE debuts in one so you have to divide by 3.
extremely relatable dislike, people who try to convince you to eat something with an ingredient you dislike by being like "nah, come on, you can barely even taste it in this thing" and they're always wrong
>>112053422>you faggots laughed at VTA this is even worseI don't know anon, I think the branch that had to be DISBANDED WHOLESALE for literally spying for the chineses is way worse than anything
this bitch is way too normal, all im hearing is average college girl
so we won't get any new gens for the next 2 years because of this?
Her dream is to debut with everyone and live
>>112053427I don't care as long as they are cute, Japanese, and make my dick hard.
>>112053437don't worry, Matsuri will save them
>>112053427If they succeed, they get to join Hololive, so yeah.
>>112053443>Also is this shit culled?All Holos are
They got 5K subs since the start of the stream
>>112053442>Hitomi ChrisWho?
>>112053427I care, they will join hololive later.
>>112053443no?
>>112051687What'd he even say?
>>112053457It didn't get disbanded it just went non-public, all recent successful debuts have come from VTA.
>>112053427It's funny when Cover tries to branch out and fails, while still having an ego and believing they're the reasons hololive is successful, so in that regard, I kinda care cause management looking retarded is funny
>>112053458girl next door is a niche for a reason
>>112053420nijis without bots lose to pngtubers...
>>112053439if i was a nobody, yeah i would still kill for this exposurelike biboo friend once said, indie life is suffering
>>112053458anon, that means she's perfect to be "groomed" into a future proper Hologirl.
>>112053442pretty sure matsuri is making a joke about how much this girl talks
>>112053466>Matsuri That's what I'm worried about
>>112053408I am currently pre-eating an apple by biting off a piece, chewing it and swallowing. But I am not actually eating it yet.
>>112053443probably culled, its a new channel after all
she's talking about how the name unit b came about now
>>112053437Fuck off retarded EOP. I hope your shitty branch dies.
>>112053427I care. It affects Cover's decision making, so it still affects Hololive to an extent.And if they're successful they'll pretty much become Holos in anything but name (or even in name as well).
>>112053455>Niji debutsThe one who end up borderline 3 views after 2 days? kek
I'm sensing a distinct lack of autism
>>112053427yes
>>112053490No earlier her voice was repeating
>>112053443looks hard capped
>>112053495>MHAKICK HERBOOT HER NOW
Huh why are you hate watching mekpark now
Mekpark? More like MekFlop
>>112053502>implying this channel won't end up worsesub-20k subscribers even now btw
I FOUND NEON ALT
>>112053503I think the others got that covered
>>112053422>Worse>When VTA PNGs were looking like fucking NPCs
>>112053487oof
She's cute and loud, but i'm struggling to understand her
The people who wanted holo to go back to their routes and recruit people who are new to streaming got their wish
>>112053437>Cecilia retweeted their debut postsCecilia will groom save them, trust the plan
>>112053493Pre-eating an apple would be imagining how it tastes. Why can't you english?
MIRA KAWAII
>>112053515why is selenfag acting up again?
Mira sex Mira sex Mira sex
>>112053487that is impressive...
>>11205344310-15k JP waiting room usually is like 70-100k peak
She's hogging the screen time
Such a SOVL debut
wat dis
>>112053517My sister...
>>112053512>>MHA>KICK HER>BOOT HER NOWShe's a jk, what did you expect?>>112053517APT
MIRA SINGING
>>112053461
>>112053513im not watching, only looking at ccv graph and laughing
>>112053524She's like a mix of Ririka and Vivi
>>112052471biboo was undermined by gura thanks to all her overlap right after debut.
this girl's body count is definitely above two digits
>>112053276You were right, they're together in the studio.
>>112053527They never recruited anyone who was new to content creation
We are complaining about the pngs now but man the 3D debuts will look really good
>>112053518Yeah, looks like it. She seems like a good leader
>>112053553Neon*
>>112053487grim
Oh, I like her singing.
>>112053561that's only a requirement in niji
BASED SONG CHOICE LETS GO
She's fluent in Japanese I'm surprised
>>112053563Sora
Ririka v2
SAO..
HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Pre-debut PNGtubers obliterating their indie whores alreadyHoly melty right now.
>Adamasshe's a SAOfag!
RANDOM KARAOKEIt aint bad but you hear the nerves
>>112053577why wouldn't she? she's japanese
>>112053557with Marine's talking speed
>>112053564>implying they'll be able to last 2 years for even a live2D debut>>112053571only if you're deaf, it's worse than any random indie or even phase tuber
Guys, it’s like I’m in 2019 again…
>Mira: h-hai...>Neon: SHUTUP BITCH LET ME SING FIRSTkek
I am pre-subscribing to the mekpark channels
>>112053492oi Matsuri has been massively inclining after ditching the homos and embracing the Unicorn path>morning show doubled average CCV compared to pre THD>5 view Matsuri on a non event stream which would be unthinkable beforehand
>>112051463Why do we hate kiara?
>>112053547Joysound ID
FLOP FLOP FLOP
>>112051687QRD?
HELL YEAHHHHHH
Neon will replace Aqua
Why is Kiara streaming over the mekParks?Why are so many of the Holos streaming over the mekParks?Do they dislike that project? It kinda feels like it with how little they've been mentioning it.
>>112053516The last time you tried to shitpost on Hololive, we found out that Millie got married. I'd be careful if I were you.
>SAOI HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. WELCOME BACK AQUA
Awful sound balancing
I hate sao
Unit B is just a placeholder name. When they actually debut, they'll decide on a real name.
ohhhh not bad, this is live singing you can tell she's pretty confident in her voice>>112053609No one can replace the Gamer Maid. NO ONE.
which SAO song is this even
hey this girl is pretty good especially with the lowquality mics
well it'd be boring if she knew how to sing at the start of the training montage arc
even Biboo can sing better lmao
>>112053609her tits can never be replaced
>>112053616Its feels like they are all using apple headphones in a single outlet
>>112053601Yet another example of how homo are bad for your career
I hope the girls will save them and they get folded into holo proper and that Management will reminded again that they're retarded.
>>112053627lol
mediocre performance from the first pngthey expect us to support this until real debut?yikes
Liggers seething extra hard today. LMAO!
>>112053610CC retweeted it, which is not suprising since they are young girls and you know the CeDiddler
>>112053622>Unit B>Debuts>Unit A
>>112053633CC and Matsuri are already working on that
why is she doing acapella
>>112053455>Lmao VSPO and Niji debuts easily double thisAnon? Lunlun debuted with a wave that peaked at 44k and, weirdly, Lunlun dropped from a 36k raided waiting room to barely over 20khttps://vrabi.net/video/jDpZnGygy7wwhich was weird as fuck.But even if you take the peak CCV of the wave at face value they debuted to a 44k peak
Like a diamond in the (Artificially created) rough
>>112053625Adamas, Alicization OPhttps://youtu.be/3hdJ8PKNXrc?list=RD3hdJ8PKNXrc
>>112053628KYS DONIE YOU FUCKING CUNTNIGGER
You guys promised me 100k
>>112053606One of the SchizOtomo who like to shit on CC and GG got banned
WHO IS THIS CUTE VOICE?
>>112053629Her tits grew one cup every outfit. They absolutely can be replaced
Here comes the autism
*please have nice feet*
>>112053487after looking at new niji mediocre debut numbers, i think this is why cover constantly wander outside the holobox trying so hard to forge something new
just got into the debut. are they really png tubers?
My god that voice I'm already in love.
>>112053480>>112053606started talking shit about gigi in stream chat during their collab when they were saying how much they enjoy doing things together and talking about their future goalsthen he had a melty and cried to his irl mom about this. im serious
the shioriface sounds really nervous
>PNGBut why
SOFT AUTISTIC VOICE
>>112053664Mira
MIRA KAWAII>Nasally voiceMIRA KAWAII
bruh
I love it when they sound and act underaged
NOVELITES ITS YOUR GIRL
ITS A CHILD
Mira is shitting herselfShe's adorable
Jp shiori nowShe sounds like banchou
JP Shiori sounds super young
Guys she dying
Mira is very cute, I like her voiceShe's like Shiori but good, maybe
She's so cute
>155 cmVery close to midget tier height
ENTERNOVELITES NEW OSHI
mira sounds like a less retarded bancho
SANS BROS
UWAAAAAAAAAAA SO SHY AAAAHHHHH
She sounds so nervous my heart can’t take this
>mekPark is covered by the no overlap rule>doesn't have a proper model>overlapped by 7 holos>Mira cute ahhhhhhhhhh>Echelons above the shittersI'd seethe too
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
She's nothing like Shiori. You niggers lied again
>undertroonSELL SELL SELL
Pngtuber?????
>>112053678shes my fav out of this group from now on
>undertaleSELL SELL SELL
nigga speak up i can't hear you
HOW OLD ARE THESE GIRLS WTF THEY SOUND BABY
>Undertale, deltarunei'm buying
holy shit novelite bros! here is our new oshi!
>>112053674>and cried to his irl mom about this. im seriouskek, really?
SHE'S SO FUCKING NERVOUS IT'S CUTEHER VOICESHE'S SOOOOOOOO FUCKABLE HOLYYYYYYYYYYY
>>112053698It's my mom height...
MY NEW OSHI SPEAKING
>UndertalePlus points
>Toby Fox>Powerpoint debutClose enough, welcome back Amane Kanata
She sounds like she's underageAnd she's super cuteI think I'm in loveI will kill literally every single person in this thread if she doesn't become popular enough to stay
shes nervous thats cute.
>>112053705>no overlap ruleKilled with debut of Armpit
IT'S HER!!! HOLY SHIT
Shut up Neon, it’s not your turn anymore
>>112053733is your mom single?
OKAY NEVERMIND NOVELITES DON'T DESERVE HER SHE SOUNDS WAY TOO CUTE FOR THEM, MY BAD BACK OFF NOVELITES!
So theyre Pngtuber for 2 years?
SHES SO SHY WTF!!! I LOVE HER. SHES MAKING IT OUT. IM SUPPORTING HER OUT OF THEM ALL
>Neon encouraging her from the sideHow baby?
this one sounds autistic
>UndertaleImagineSans vs Kanata 2.0
>>112053732>dog personDROPPED! CATS OR GTFO!
She's a classical music nerd?
Another Day Another Win
>>112053733It's alright dwarf bro, anyone can enjoy holos
why B first though
Be quiet for a second Neonara
She sounds like uoh...
>>112053728yep he talked about it in /grun/it was funny as fuck
THIS IS A FUCKING KID YAGOOOOOOO WTF ARE YOU DOING DONT YOU KNOW THE FAN BASE
>>112052164Cringe blue dorito pilled and therefore redundant. We're in the indie era
>>112053758She's 100% still in highschool and lives with her parents
surprising another one fluent in japanese
>>112053752Yep but she's old
Bros she's so cute.
The holos are going to kidnap and groom her
the zoomer energy here is too much for my millennial ass
>>112053753Too lateShe already stole my heart
we lost homos for this... based
>>112053765She's a pianist so not really surprising
>>112053610>the old and busted childless women in their late 20's, early and late 30s are not talking about the hot and cute younger women joining the companyWomen will always be women no matter what. Of course the old ones won't talk about the fresh new girls.
>Mira speaking>Number go upIt's that simple
>Mira likes classical musicUh oh Miratomos. CC is coming for her
this girl is definitely the one
>Beethoven
I have no idea what she's saying but it's the cutest thing I've ever heard
Any anons who can tell me how old she is by her voice?
We'll see her true nature soon
>>112053764BAU BAU BITCH!
ooo piano time
This is exactly what the idol journey is all aboutSupporting super shy awkward autistic girls with niche interests to be their true selves and bloom into beautiful young flowers
>>112053681>People who watched SAO:A when they were 10 are 18 nowThe passage of time is scary
>>112053777How do you know it wasn’t just some other anon larping
Mira needs an oppai loli 3d model NOW!
>>112051841>No knifeThis aint Londonistan
How the fuck are there so many people liveposting in this thread right now? Where did you guys come from?
>>112053756Yeah, unless they get massive numbers and they get to debut early
She sounds young as fuck
>Classical pianowtf
DO NOT GOSLING BROS DO NOT FUCKING GOSLING
Nerissa is gonna rape Mira with the Ravencock
piano!!!
>>112053769he doesn't understand dichotomy
MIRA CUTE>MIRA CUTEMIRA CUTE>MIRA CUTEMIRA CUTE>MIRA CUTEMIRA CUTE>MIRA CUTE
>>112053768Nah I'm good, my grandfather was 6'5“ and I'm 6'3”Holy shit kino piano
>A better pianist than ShioriI'm sold
So THAT'S why CC retweeted
>plays pianono wonder she likes all those classical music
GOD SHE'S PERFECT
CC is going to groom her
>Mira mentioned she HATES going outsidethe council has decided that shes here to stay
Miracoin status?
ALL IN ON MIRA COIN
She's probably rich since she owns grand piano
Shiori mogged
All 3 debuting simultaneously and being able to support each other during the stream like this is actually kino as fuck
>>112053799>>112053804>>112053824>>112053835>>112053834NOW WE KNOW WHY CC RETWEETED THEIR POSTS, SHE KNOWS!
Mira is the rape victim of mekpark
WTF THIS GIRL IS A PIANO PRODIGY??? WHERE DID YAGOO FIND HER
unironically they need to keep this girl as far away from CC as possible lest she lose her innocence
A FUCKING CHILD
she got my vote that's for sure
>>112053817The retard in question has a very obvious posting style and he would have said something if someone was impersonating him given he was having a meltdown on both twitter and /vt/
Mira-chan kawaii yo ne...
>Shy>Piano fag>CuteIs she from a romance anime?
...........I'm going to cry
its confirmed she's the unicorn representative of the group
GILGAMESH OST?
>>112053826she need to wait 2 years tho
Okay, I love her. She can stay
thank god they initiated THD already
SOLD! I'M ALL IN AS LONG SHE BRINGS A PIANO
will be following this one
GILGAMESH
I need this girl to stayI will do anythingShe's adorable
Are Kiara's numbers up or down streaming directly on top of the new gen debut?More EN tourists should be around right now since they're watching the mekkers but a debut should be an overlap effect to Kiara and not the other way around.
Mira my love I was right to choose you before today.
>sounds very young>is shy (cute)>can play piano>feels like she has autism (the cute kind)BUY BUY BUY
uh based
She WILL BE RAPED by CC
>>112053857Elementary school
CHOPIN MENTION DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Man.......
They might actually hit 40k
>debut is decided as a group>if you want Mira in all of them have to come as a package
Neons gonna be that that girl that's genki but ultimately the lowest spec and the least popular huh? Call it the Ririka curse?
>>112053844BUY BUY BUY, CC GROOM HER
YAGOO JUST DEBUT THEM WE DONT NEED ALL THESE EXTRA HOOPS GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT
These people change their oshi like tshirt
>>112053843>otaku/ojisan baityou are falling for it anon
>>112053876>i like fatty foods, carbs and proteinbros?
Aqua still mogs them all btw.
>>112053821We've been hungry for some proper debuts, these girls starting from less than 0 and basically having tryouts is interesting. Far more interesting than Cover's usual meme of "we hired this singer that had 2 songs that reached a million views but she's gonna be a boring shit and not good as a streamer at all" bullshit, or the classic "we hired former failed idols, they won't try all that hard and they'll just do whatever lole". WE, yes WE meaning all of us including YOU, are excited for new cute girls that are young and not nepohired retards or some other faggot shit. PROPER. IDOL. JOURNEY.
I want to give Mira-chan a hug and pat her headShe's unbelievably cuteIf you fucks don't make her popular I will lose it
>>112053778Shion was also a childHaachama was a childKanade was a teenager(technically)Biboo is basically a childSuu is basically a child
so whos the designated whore
why do i feel like i'm pulling on a gatcha watching this
Holy fuck Mira and Lyra are going to kill me. Their voices are sooooooooooooo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I see, Cecilia knew.. She will save Mira
Super shy
>>112053900Oh huh it started going up
This one sounds even more nervous
She's sooooooooooooooo nervous
>>112053877>>112053885Huh? Was that Cosmic Air?
Even more nervous than the last one
SHES LIKE 14 YEARS OLD
I'M GOING ALL IN ON MIRA COIN
This one has cock hardening voice
>>112053903Just until they join Hololive proper, I give them like 6 months to get in.
SINGER/SONGWRITER AND PRODUCER???
Who is this version? Jp botan?
>>112053942people tabbed in for the piano
Lyra won't make it
another hidden gem holy
Neon goodMira cutebut this girls voice is doing something for me
they all sound too young for me, need some more hags please
>two shy girlsYagoo did it again
>>112053923Neon is for sex.Mira is for protection.Lyra is for love.
Lyra is also miserable
>>112053877>>112053885
>>112053951ASMR perfect voice
>>112053942Miracoins go up!BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>112053947out of 10?
Poor LyraSame charm point as Mira but Mira does it way better
>>112053960they all will make it as a group
Thank god that this group has an inbuilt tard wrangler
>>112053945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1POq8j-AdM
I've heard enoughMira > Lyra > NeonCunny beethoven > shy virgin Ririka > nonstop yapper
Suisei replacement
>>112053817its impossible just read this whole thing starting from here >>112016755 and you'll understand
>>112053923Neon willinglyMira unwillingly
>>112053923Your mom
They’re so nervous kek.
>>112053989i think everyone will agree on this
>>112053960FUCK OFF GIVE HER SOME TIME
>>112053960It's obvious they all are gonna make it. Cover must be extremely stupid to fire them after 2 years. Fans will go absolutely mental.
What i'm getting is, that this might be the "girls band" unit.
CUTE SUPER CUTE NERVOUS GIGGLES
She's freezing up
>>112053790>>112053995no no NO! BACK OFF NOVELITE PLEASE STAY WITH SHIORI!
its like she's doing asmr
she's soooo nervous, cute
Lyra is the purest of the groupTrust me bro
>Tetrismy bro
she's honestly too nervous for me to make a good judge of her
>>112053732>dog person
>tetrisSUISEI IS GOING TO GROOM HER
1 extrovert and 2 introverts, this group will be a funny dynamic
Hold up They are just Cover employees’ children, aren’t they?
THEY ARE SO NERVOUS IT'S SO FUCKING HOT
>>112053995Based
Lyra-chan call me "senpai" and ask me to go home with you please
I WILL PROTECT THESE GIRLS SINGLE HANDEDLY. THOSE WHO DARE INTERFERE WITH THEIR PATH TO HOLOLIVE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND LIFETIMES
>Tetris>SingerWhite suisei
>>112053427No. If they're actually good then I will only care about them when they debut in Hololive proper. There's no reason to care about them or support them before then.
>>112053995its hope your new oshi doesn't collab with homos
Suisei got a new friend
I TAKE IT ALL BACK ONE TRILLION DOLLARS TO YAGOO FOR FINDING THESE 3 WOMEN
>Autistic Iroha
>Mira hates going outside>Lyra likes walks in the parkHmmm
>>112053732I don't know any of those names outside of ChopinWho the fuck
>>112054016she's asian tho
>>112054023god imagine
SOUL
Migo and other holomems took a vacation for this????
>>112054017>SUISEI IS GOING TO GROOM HERA future member for STUDIO STELLAR!
>>112054023Yes, mine.
that was cute singing
Holy shit.
>>112054018>DMTLike mushrooms and stuff?
>>112054032>White suiseias opposed to what? fillipino suisei?
>>112054018this girl was definitely born rich
now you see why they haven't debuted on hololive and why mekpark is a thing, they're not ready yet, but cover saw potential in them
god I can FEEL her face burning up
>>112053995Based newvelite knows what's goodOut with the rex'd, in with the cunnyhoven
>>112054049>275Fucking kek.
yeah she's definitely a virgin
>>112053988OhI'm embarassed now
>tetrisuhoh
>>112054027BASED WATAMAGE!!! HAIL
>>112054049>I can hear the sound of hymenkek
Audiophile autist...Kronii will groom her
The end of Hololive
>white suiseilmao
>>112054027>942 / 147 / 6But watame-sama....Why PNGtuber?.....
>>112054049>the sound is coming from the hymenKEK what the fuck>>112054061CC YOU MADLASS YOU KNEW
>>112054061based yellowfever cc
>>112054067They sound like they wouldn't be able to handle the pressure of an actual 150k-200k debut
>>112054049Chopin was gay so it's okay if he's a man
>xxx will groom her??? they won't collab with holomem though
>>112054083You mean Noel
>>112054078Don't worry anon FFV is a shitty game
Mira and Lyra are such innocent newbies... I hope they'll really be formed into amazing holos and not succumb to any yab or temptation of whatever. With girls this young there's always the risk they might get corrupted by some homo or eceleb or whatnot and then sit on discord playing valo all day with them
>>112054049Unicorns adopted mira as soon as the said she hates going outside
>has hairvents>is an audiophileUh oh Lyratomos. Kronii is around
anti overlap tech
>>112054083what is a audiophile? sound groomer?
>>112054069I'm sorry but please back off stay with your Shiori you fags don't deserve Mira-chan
>>112054054Miko got stealth suspended again by you know who
>>112054102>I love the sunSo it's Suisei vs Subaru now
the most groomable gen ever, and yet completely separated from the groomers, the holos must hate this so much
Reminder young idol are more whorish now
>>112054061
>>112054100anon grooming is something only done backstages if you get what im saying
A Producer through and through
>doesn't live a healthy life style>doesn't cleanShe is me
>>112054118It’s the people who likes to fuck sounds
>>112054132Matsuri and CC are already banging on the gates
>>112054100they are talking behind the scene, trust
Why no Minecraft as fav? It's literally the god buff game for newbies like them
someone said this feels like a JAV interview lol
>>112054108You guys are boring as fuck, I want to see them get fully corrupted and fall into the male e-celeb hellhole. Innocent girls getting slowly and steadily broken is my fetish.Set up the VSPO offpakos now.
maybe cover will do this to EN too after EN5?if this project is a success in JP down the road
>>112054129Literally MADE for marriage and child rearing
She's starting to slurp in between words.
>>112054049even they agree that Mira is worthy, based
>>112054133Jokes in you I love girls with tons of experience!
Niji intern you arent doing a good job btw
>>112054148kek
first one was a whore but the 2nd and 3rd one have very good potential
She's the most chill so far
groom her so you can see her make that pose while you cum in her
So they won't get a model until actual debut? But why no one is going to watch a fucking PNG
>>112054141hmm that make sense
>>112054132Gotta protect these babies from all the grooming hags.
>>112054148Typical Marine fan.
>>112054133Next time, translate the tweet, you piece of shit
>>112054149Most honest phase fan
>>112054094>don't wait for a 2Dlive>debut earlierThey had to be revealed to the public as fast as possible
Lyra is like Hajime if Hajime was a girl
>>112054158EN does not understand the idol journey.They will never invest into shy young naive awkward girlfailures that can barely get out a single sentence without stuttering.
>>112054158Where would they find innocent virginal American girls?
>>112054146Good. The more clueless they are the more kino moment will be produced
>>112054133>rbsalamat malam indogs
"Now buy our yandere ASMR voicepack on the store to show how much you support us!"
>>112054100the idea is that they will graduate from mekpark to full time holos
>>112054173>>112054174this is what you see when you cum inside her
>>112054158would honestly be interesting.
>>112054189But...
>>112054170>whoreShe can actually talk to people, so that makes her a whore?
holy yapper
>>112054191Minnesota
well kinda understandable why this is pre-debutno streaming experience I think
>>112054202Where's the cancelled.jpg yagoo when you need it the most
This is how mekPark will end btw
Reminder they're all minors you pedo
>>112054171Its the chill, motherly types who often end up having big yabssee: Fauna
>>112051463A new JP gen is debuting and you # Nigwits are posting the same Bibot header image....
I saw a JP comment that was pretty funny (in a good way) something like "MekPark's gonna follow the hololive 2018 footstep, from "underground idols" to "National Comedians"" LOL
>>112054118people who pay thousands for headphones to get 1% better audio quality than what you would get for $100 and spends hours tunning their setup for optimized sounds>so Kronii
>>112054189oi
neon is overwhelming the two introverts
Neon might be loud but if she wasn't here this entire debut would have gone nowhere if you left it to the two autists...
>>112054234She's so fucking flat...
>>112054207I wouldn't say she is a whore by default but I will need an express unicorn edorsement from her to trust her.
TWO OF THEM ARE UBER INTROVERTSNEON IS THE EXTRAVERT?
>>112054220Shion debuted when she was underage
The grim part is that since we know they have an experienced male producer from the TV industry and these are all naive young women with very little content creation experience, he's probably going to be grooming them im@s style especially since they'll be so dependent on his advice and guidance.
>>112054135Now that you're posting some Naruto mem, I'm starting to think that the downsizing of Dubai is kind of like Izanami, they're trapped in it until they accept their defeat and graduate.
>>112054220they're all hags
>>112054220miners deserve love too
Leader sounds like a bitch honestly
>>112054178>Yagoo created an entire new branch because he realized the new girls he scouted were too vulnerable to the holo hag groomers Sasuga
Only games I saw were Tetris and Undertale.What are these fucks going to do for 2 whole years?
You can literally see exactly where in the graph Mira was
>>112054219KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if only.. >>112054228mindbroken kek>>112054230its almost like, that was the plan all along..
>>112054265experience new games duh
Beebs highkey mogs these whores ngl
>>112054220AND I LOOOOOOOOOOVE MINORS
>>112054220I'm from Europe...
>>112054158>40KYeah about that...
>>112054215>>112054220>well kinda understandable why this is pre-debut>no streaming experience I thinkAnon, THEY ARE FRESH OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL! Japanese highschool graduate in March April. They came immediately after that
>>112054254Come on anon, do you really think Cover would hire someone like that?Oh wait...
Mira sounds like a shota
>>112054027BASED VENERABLE WATAMAGE
>>112054279Selencuck at it again
>>112054265That's when they start playing all the ojisan IPs like Dragonball or Bleach or Chrono Trigger and start getting numbers
>>112053849>grand pianodefinitely an ojou
>>112054279KYS SELENFAGHOLY FUCK I CAN MAKE OUT SCHIZOS NOW LETS GO
>>112054288>I like small kidsM-me too
>>112054175HoloAN are pngtubers and they sweep all of NijiEN and most of NijiJP
>>112054049what a bunch of incels lmao
>>112054198Every single time
So as long as one of them gets popular they're saved? So if jp shiori succeed the other two get carried?
>>112054202If it’s up to them to continue or not and not the suits/or lack of fans. Like if they can’t handle holowork like the ones that graduated then mekpark is good
>>112054254This is just your fetish leaking out
>>112054275*pachi pachi*NEXT MEME
Yagoo really did it again huh, as if Haachama and Shion weren't bad enough, this time he went to an actual elementary school...
>>112053660>>112053674OOF
>>112054261>he thinks those holo hag groomers can be stoppedIf there's a will, there's a way~
>>112054287wait, when did we establish that they're minors
>>112054178What about kpop?
>>112054027WATAMAGE Look over these girls
>sub 40k debutyeah I don't think cover's gonna be able to bank on debut hype for very long. expect Mekpark to get downsized by the end of next year
>>112054094>>112054187This is all part of the project anon. They will get their L2Ds through "your" support.It's a very traditional classic idol journey play.They will get all that stuff slowly over time and it will be made out to be solely because of "your" support to tie the audience closer and closer to the girls and foster a thoroughly parasocial relationship where you are directly responsible for their success.
Sax more like SEX
>>112054220mira is the youngest, maybe late teens. neon feels like late teens or early 20s but she sounds a lot more mature, lyra is definitely a hag.
>>112054327Goodbye anon
Mira has been playing the piano since she was 4
>>112054329how do you get downsized from a fixed salary and png
>>112054329That's good for a png tuber
piano child prodigy.......
>started piano at 4Kids these days..
mira sounds not even 20 yet. Did yagoo pick her up from the streets?
>>112054329>expect Mekpark to get downsizedIs that possible?
>>112054324Fresh out of highschool doesn't automatically mean minor
>>112054352*3(three) png tubers
KEKKKKKKK MIRA ACTUALLY SAID AUTOMATON. WAIT WAIT WAIT THIS >>112054061 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHITPOST LOLOL. I WAS JUST THROWING RANDOM SHIT AT THE WALL
>>112054327Why would you say that you retard
>>112054324Mira and Lyra are both extremely young and Neon sounds older only by virtue of her extrovertednes but is most likely oung too
neon feels like ririka, normies tier loud and kind of annoying, also an MHA fani am all in on mira and lyra, i could masturbate to those soft voices all day
>>112054329they've already got less than jp homo's how do you downsize them futher
>>112054369>AUTOMATON.WTF SHE'S AN OTOMO?!
Yeah Mira is rich They can afford tutor and expensive piano
>started piano at 4>if she's presumably 19 now that means she started 15 years ago>15 years ago was 2011 which means when she started piano, Minecraft was just released.
>>112054220theyre legal in europe
>>112054350you stop paying the salary and if the talent doesn't want to work for free then....well...
>>112053857>WTF THIS GIRL IS A PIANO PRODIGY??? WHERE DID YAGOO FIND HER>started at 4SHE IS AN ACTUAL PRODIGY!?!?
Neon is a hag, insta reject
>videos at 4man shes so young hey ojisans when did youtube/NND become a thing
>>112054308Those are Nodoka’s subs.
I CLAIM NEON The one who yaps the most is usually the most nervous one and me likey
I heard this is very popular with youngster
>>11205438515 years ago was like 2005 anon
>>112054369CC knew.. She definitely knew...
>>112054324Did you listen to Mira talk? The way she talks (words and sentence structure) and her voice... she sounds very very young
>>112054395>the homococksleeveyea sure lol
>>112054369>>112054381BEGONE CLANKERS
SUPER CUTE
>>1120543942007?>>112054402Anon... 2005 was 21 years ago...
>>112054402Anon...
>Neon has a schizoWell I guess that's one step into the Holo door
>>112054385were their ages leaked?
Neon is doing a good job with making her genmates talk
>>112054369the predator works hard...
>>112054398Her mengen is going to be the most parasocial
Shiori (Japan) is so cute..
>>112054392Playing piano at a young age is a requirement for rich asians
>>112054394Like 2007
>>112054402anon.............
>>112054220youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs&t=26s
>>112054402gramps
>>112054407That's normal for anyone who doesn't socialize much.
>>112054369Aren't they talking about otamatone?
>>112054374>>112054407if I judge how old someone is based on their voice I'd be in jail by now
I was just joking with the "Shiori Killer" memes but I hope Novelites will stay with Shiori and leave Mira alone ok
Where's manechan tho?
>>112054422I'm already seeing people call her a normalfag whore, so proud of her for getting schizos on debut
>>112054402nigga just woke up from coma
oh shit el gato fatto del sexo is streaming forza today
>>112054402It's not the pandemic anymore, unc.
>>112054438No
>>112054418
>>112054447Anon...... are you scared of people honing in onto mira?
>>112054402unc...
>>112054426Someone has to save this fucking branch.
>>112054407
>>112054402
We can legally numberfag on twitter now
so will they all get their own channels during this predebut period? or will they always have to stream together at the same time on one channel?
Yeah lyra has no future here
>>112054449she's going to be the weak link, nips are going to attack her because she's the extrovert and it won't be seen as bullying
>>112054447dont worry mira is unicorn friendly and novelites prefer the company of men
>>112054402QUICK ANONWHAT MONTH IS IT?THERE MAY STILL BE TIME
>>112054465Mira is too young, too pure, Novelites should just stick with Shiori
Mira is literally Shinomeya from Kaguya sama>Piano prodigy>rich parents>shy af>cute>short>probably lived an extremely sheltered life (only had piano practise, no friends except a maid)
Is Lyra the one mumbling like crazy
>>112054438yes we have a lot of EOPs here
>>112054484perfect grooming target you say?
>>112054402Time stopped in 2020 this is true
How long till holostars saved them?
>>112054484buts its chika who is the piano prodigy
>>112054447Shiori's fans wouldn't like herShe doesn't collab with menShe has a loli voice
>>112054049Fucking hell kek
MIRA SPEAK UP I CAN'T HERE YOU
>>112054488yeah shes super nervous
Basically group termination If you shit on neon the whole group goes down
>>112054488Yeah
>>112054496Shhh you're ruining the joke
>>112054484Except she's the opposite of an unlikeable bitch
>>112054484GOD I love Kaguya-sama, will oshi Mira now!
>>112054473fuck that containment breaking, that shit will hits these innocent girls.
nobody cares for you NEON. Shes joining e celeb COCK tournaments as soon as she gets the chance to
How many weeks before jp shiori collabs with males
>>112054500It's her first time streaming. Leave her alone before CC buries you alive
If this group gets cut I’m going to kyoani the cover office
>>112054484Is she going to do what Kaguya did too?
this is what Mira likes
>>112054516Neon does feel like homocollaber material, right?
Mira has the greatest chance to break the largest number of unicorn horns
niji intern is really doing a bad job man i was able to throw people off better during Y4T8 shit
30k sub DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>112054369>>112054438Otomos are beyond retarded. Truly the worst fanbase.
>>112054532>>112054520>>112054531
>Neon has a schizo>Mira is about to get a schizoAIIIIIIEEEEEE one step closer to Holo LESSSSGOOOOOOO
>>112054530plus ultra
13 more mins
So after this debut can anons here now distinguish the three Unit B girls by voice, personality and design?
how many cocks have neon consumed
>>112054327MODS
holy fuck the shitposters are fucking shaking already aren't they
>>112054530asians will eat anything
Mira piano at 4Neon Singing at 3did Lyra start composing at 2?
>>112054530>>112054555i don't get why people like beansprouts
>>112054555that look like a trap, the moment you touch that bowl it gonna collapse and make a huge mess
>>112054559Yup
>>112054327based retard
>>112054559Yeah, they're pretty distinct tho Mira and Lyra are both very autistic.
>faggots already salivating at the thought of Mira homocollabing and getting taintedGo fuck yourselves!
Can you just ask someone if they are a gyaru?
this is their subs pre debut btw
>>112054568it's dirt cheap in japan and fills your stomach
These girls did not pass the same auditions Dev_IS had. They’re nepo hires 100%, and Yagoo has to give them a chance because they dad’s bought 8% of the stock.
>>112054530What's wrong with it? beansprouts and a bit of green salad, that's totally fine and inoffensive
>>112054559Mira and Neon are the clear standoutsI can't get a read on Lyra's voice because she doesn't fucking talk
>>112054559As annoying as it is I can clearly have Neon's voice stuck on me for how much she yaps, 2nd is unironically Lyra with how uniquely sleepy it is, Mira is generic soft
neon - lost her virginity in high schoolmira - pure angellyra- pure angel
>>112054568CC...
>>112054327
I wonder if Neon and Lyra have internalized the fact that Mira is going to be the ace of their group.
>>112054591nothing wrong with it, I like it too
>>112054447too late Mira is ours now
>>112054568beansprouts and potatoes can fill your caloric intake and vitamin needs for like 20 dollars a month
>>112054593She has cute giggles
>>112054560neon is a normie sex haver, maybe been with 5 or 6 guys whereas mira is a secret freak, easily 30+ ojisan cocks devoured
>>112054599>lost her virginity in high schoolyeah to me
ohnononono neonbros!
The first homocollabs these girls have are going to break the boardI'm already saving up tons of grudge material
>>112054559Yes, if you cannot tell them apart based on voices or design you are retarded
Do they have their own channel or not?
>>112054599theyre both virgin but probably got molested in the train
Mira is the ojisan's choice for sure
>>112054617>So you've been too karaoke huhKek
9 min to original song
>>112054568Cheep filler food without the fat.
>>112054584what the fuck that's homo tierwhat do i need to do to make sure mira makes it and doesnt get cuthow can i support them bestsomeone help i have never done this beforedo i just post about them all day or do i need to loop their videos or somethingplease i dont know what to do but i couldnt live with myself if mira doesnt make it
Mekpark is allowed in GlobalMekPark = Hololive
>>112054623Not
>>112054619did your cock twitch while you typed that out
>>112054599>lyra- pure angelanon, if history taught us something its usually the comfy, motherly types (like Lyra) who turn out to have big male-related yabs. Fauna was our biggest example of that.
DIRECTOR SAN MENTIONED
>>112054617Looks like some nijniggers are rearing up to sabotage this
lyra time
>>112054623what part of "being tested as a group" don't you get?
>>112053997Thanks anon
would it have cost them an extra arm to give them some cooler looking pngs? They look like npcs in a jrpg game!
Mira is great
>>112054617That isn't fairI've been to karaoke before and I (sadly) didn't get laid
one hour
Director Name : CHI-CHAN
>>112054637
>>112054617You cut neon the whole group goes down with her
>>112054645IT'S A WOMAN CONFIRMED
>>112054635>Already doing more than any homobeggars
>>112054646They're scared that Cover's version of VTA might end up being way more successful.
>>112054663ITS A WOMAN
>>112054637KEK
>>112054660Girls are in ez modo on that front, anon
>>112054617Neon's antis are going to sink Unit B and get them all fired
>>112054651No anon. Reading info from relevant sources is boring. I want schizo QRDs from /#/ because that's more reliable
GYARU SUPREMACY
>>112054606BACK OFF, YOU SHALL NOT TAINT THIS ONE
>over an hour long debutwrap it up already girls
Wait, one of them have went to Italia?
>>112054642>muh fauna no one had any different thoughts on the girl who shilled the homos on debut
this is just holoAN but idolsIs Cover too poor to afford 3 new rigging?
>Lyra is a drooler
>>112054660DONT HAVE SEX IN THE KARAOKE ROOM
>>112054635They said they'll be using Holoplus to look at engagementidk how they'll do it but I'm sure they will give instructions
>>112054599
>neon went to italywith who...
>>112054694Neon.
>ChampagneNeon is not underaged...
>>112054693It goes until https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWHRjB4utQ premieres
>>112054599yeah sounds about right
>>112054713FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKBUY BUY BUY BUY
>>112054697yes they just wasted a billion yen on holoearth
>Neon: gyaru who is kind to otaku>Mira: soft spoken awkward and autistic classical music nerd with loli voice>Lyra: super shy motherly type that likes gamesCover knows what's good
>>112054697A bunch of no rigs are mogging your shitters whilst being overlapped. I'd seethe too
Wait a minuteIf they all succeed are they going to debut in a gen of 3 rather than 5?Or is the plan to debut all mekParks in the same gen? (In which case, 6 rather than 5)
>>112054719no...
>Neon went to Italy >SEX CAPITAL OF THE WORLDSELL SELL SELL
>>112054335>Full Parasocial CareerOK that makes sense, wayy better than debuting new holo
>>112054714there are still hope. the chances are not 0.
>>112054717Her rich dad
>>112054717Gundou...
MV soon
>>112054742That's not Bangkok though?
Are they getting individual channels?
>>112054713Must... Gosling....
>Neon went to Italy>Raora is ItalianUh oh Neontomos. Raora is coming
so is it >Lyla>Laila>Lyra>Laira>Raira
>>112054739gens of 3 ID style presumably
>NeonA bit like Ririka but even yappierHorse to Unicorn scale--|------->LyraSuper shy and pon, timid, very demureHorse to Unicorn scale-------|->MiraPiano prodigy and very cunny, also a bit autistic and shy Horse to Unicorn scale--------|
I think unit B will mog group A. Mira and lyra will carry group b to victory
>>112054739They aren't all going to make it. This formula only works if the audience is keenly aware that there are stakes. If everyone in the first generation passes that makes all the future mekPark runs will be WAY less successful.
>>112054713UOHHHHHH MUST BUY BUY BUY
>>112054717With me
>>112054742the sex capital of the world is wherever your whore of a mother currently resides
Neon is for sex
>it’s just a demo of an original So purposely cheap
Lyra has a much more generic type of 'cute voice'Nothing close to as unique as Mira's gift from the Heavens
>>112054782kek
>>112054776Don't jinx it anon, we don't know who will debut under ACHRORA yet
>>112054770Raora’s dad is the oji who gave her pizza… the connections are kino
>>112054719In Italy you can drink light alcohols at 16 That includes wine, champagne and some beers
>>112054771
>>112054778>The showrunner will have to sacrifice someone to raise the stakes and keep people invested for future seasonsKINO KINO KINO
>neonBootleg ririka >MiraJp shiori >LyraWhite suisei
>25k subsINCLINING
>>112054782based
>>112054810naruhodo
>>112054774>horze to unicorn scaleHuh we actually have means to measure it
>>112054811Oh, looks like someone was already sacrificed for these girls
>>112054782KEK
Raora's DAD KEK
>>112054814Never call my cute piano daughter a malicious homocollaber again
https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/2057795453220159755https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF9ETDKG8A
>>112054660
>>112054713We MUST save her, anons...GIVE HER THE CONTRACT NOW
Smash that like button or this gun is going to feel a bit lighter soon
oop they're fuckin gone LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWHRjB4utQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWHRjB4utQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWHRjB4utQ
>cut off the audio right in the middle of saying bye>cut off the stream right in the middle of the outro playingkek
>no mention of a schedule or whether they'll do individual streams or not
i didnt get raided
HUGE FUCKING BGM
>>112054858who tf are you
Since there seem to be quite a few of us here, how do we best organize to make sure Mira makes it?
>>112054774>scale made by a sister
post debut
>Unit that seems purposely designed to frustrate numberfags with how inefficient and poorly planned out their numberfagging strategy isthe average blood pressure in this thread is going to spike
>>112054814>white SuiseiI don't see it
How long till they do this?
ᴴᵁᴳᴱ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴮᴳᴹ
Which number can I specifically pump to get Lyra in and Mira/Neon out?
Seething at a bunch of pngtubers sharing one mic lol. It's not their fault your shitters are in the gutter
>>112053233How is it cutting costs when they’d still have to pay for a live2d when they debut properly outside of the training
>>112054837Let me give you a blond daughter Ina...
why does youtube insist on raping my ears with every premiere
>>112054880>ᴴᵁᴳᴱ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴮᴳᴹHow do you write this here?
AYE I'M BUSTING OUT MOVES WHILE BUSTING MY NUT>>112054851They are literally noobies
>>112054878Neon asap The other two never
SOLD SOLD SOLD
They... sound good
>>112054894Google?
>>112054849MIRA MOGS EVERYONE
They really composed this song themselves? Sounds good
YO SONG SLAPS
THIS SHIT SLAPS
lyra's voice is so good man
Huh, Lyra is actually a pretty decent composer
This is very poppy
>>112054814AnonMira has genuinely nothing in common with ShioriThis comparison already got old days ago
wish Mira would sing some more but HEY THATS PRETTY GUUD
Mira’s not even in the song
okay, that was good
I NEED MOARRRRRR
fuck mekpark just let them in
ohhh, not bad their voices mesh well together.. wait, that was it???
Fuck it's already over
........that's it?
Pretty good for a self-produced song
ACK-RORA MOGGED HARD
>>112054868Either all of them make it or none of them (they are being judged as an unit instead of individuals) so you just have to support them all
Piano status?
>>112054887if they don't meet a quote unquote metric then they are cut
YAGOO LET THEM INTO THE GARDEN
That unironically mogged like 80% of JP originals these year
>>112054912YEP THEY DID THE WHOLE SONG
very short but it is a demo version>but they'll debut the full version when they join hololiveKINO KINO KINO
>>112054926she still mogged everyone else
>>112054926She played the piano
>>112054935It's a demo
>>112054878neon was pretty alarmingfor now
>>112054951she can play it you know
>if you want to hear more make sure to watch them and make them succeedThis is just Cover holding the girls hostage and forcing the fans to do Cover's job
>>112054930demo
>>112054930It's a demo track
>>112054878neon neverThe other two asap
Reminder to refresh and listen without the premier cancer filter
>>112053346The biggest stream Phase ever had was not even a quarter of this. The only people who can manage even 10k debuts regularly are Holo, Niji and Vspo and 2 of those 3s numbers are dodgy
Why is no one talking about the numbers? Even if they were just pngs that CCV is extremely underwhelming for the reveal of new JPs associated with Hololive.
Their original song sounds like something a highschool student would make
AIGHT FELLAS THE SHOW IS OVER. TIME TO GO HOME
>>112054969BASED BASED BASED
methink mira should also sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrguRXHIMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrguRXHIMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrguRXHIMA
Cover is really good at finding girls, I really want to support them now
Should I post on twitter with " oh no no no achrora our response?"
>>112054969
>>112054926She sang during the all together portion, her voice was just too low.
>>112054976That’s the whole point retard it’s about the journey and growth you can’t just start off perfect that’s boring
DIAMOND HANDS HOLD FOR ACHRORA
>>112054935it was made by just the 3 of them
So... What now? When's their first streams??
Does Mira even sing?
>>112054878When cover forces neon to homo collab
>>112054974The numbers were propped up by the holo brand let's see how much numbers they get on their own without any first army collabs
What is ACHRORA about then
I think the goals will be posted after achrora debuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF9ETDKG8Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF9ETDKG8Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF9ETDKG8AINA PLAYING MAGICAL PRINCESS
>>112054985Unit B is actually kino idol journey
Mira is going to break the most hearts
>>112055006mira can do no wrong. she mogs everyone else
>>112054975they aren't associated with hololive retard-kun
2 more weeks
>>112055006You could hear her a bit in the chorus.
>>112054995>Terrorists win
>>112054976You could say, this is their journey.
>>112054874the numberfagging for their future will be.. Interesting>>112055024She won't. She's clearly made for CGDCT.
RATE THE DEBUT
>>112055024She wont. Watamage has already took them under his protection
>>112054966Qrd?
Why only demo tho?To me it just looks like the girls were lazy and didn't finish the song on timeTypical zoomers wasting all big opportunities because they can't grit through it for a while
>>1120550384-month hiatus?
Mira carried this stream hard.It's no exaggeration to say that the mood here would be GRIM if she wasn't such a show stealer.Unit A needs a Mira equivalent of their own if they don't wanna be DOA.
>>112053601DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>112055032>New girls under CoverSeems pretty Hololive to me.
>>112055055talking out of his ass
>>112055052neon = whoremira = cute virgin lyra = cute virgin but probably molested
>>112055056UH OH NIJINIG MELTY UH OH UH OH
>>112054969Welcome to real idol culture kidThe last 7 years was easy mode
>>1120550527/10Mira > Lyra > Neon, official ranking of /#/ btw
>>112055062i like Neon
>>112055052Interested in seeing more of them/10which is all you ask of a debut really
>>112053503That’s what the trainings for
Bring those 2 views to me
Regloss and Flowglow unironically seems like they're uber pro when compared to unit B, especially mira and lyra.I guess this is where Cover debuts their promising but inexperienced talents.Pretty good considering this would encourage future potential talents to apply even without any experience.
>Last Niji VTA debut: 55K peak>Holo VTA debut (3 people): 35K peakUmmm, Holobros...?
>>112053632Who would've fucking guessed, right?
Mira won
>>112052619>sends a condom money supa to sui who is allegedly one of his oshisYeah, sureJust give it time
https://x.com/HizuKoko/status/2057795979911610679?s=20
>>112055082Nothing wrong with her. But had she been the best they have to offer, anons would be way more pessimistic.
>Neon has a schizo alreadyShe's made it!
None of them even said a single word about hololive, did they? That's already 400% less holo mentions than you got from homoEN debuts
>>112055106>>112055113Nice there are fanarts already
>>112055070so boys under Cover counts as Hololie then?
>>112055070Cover is not Hololive
>>1120550528/10 because of the shitty mic but they've potential
Lmao Phasefags already crying in Hwikky's chat
>>1120551003 times 35k is 115 k you retard115k is more than measly 55k
>>112054969>Yagoo holding a pistol against a little piano cunny's head>"do you want her to grow up into an idol or do you want me to shoot her? huh? are you ok if she dies right now? SUBSCRIBE AND SEND SCS AND BUY MERCH OR I WILL DO IT!"Jesas....
>>112053633The explicit successful outcome is that they join Hololive proper are you retarded or just illiterate
Mira is like shiori's sister I think they should collab
>>112055119No.. Mira doesn't have a Schizo yet..
>>112055105It's as if the unicorns were right all along
>>112055106>>112055113Currently the actual best kuudere under Cover, she has no real competition
>>112055125>HololieIndeed.Other appropriate names would be Holofake, Holofraud, Hololeech, and not Holo at all.
>>112055113>Debuted less than hour agoyup its ai slop
>>112055131In this case, it'd have to be 35k / 3 in your logic...
>>112055125These are girls.
>>112055133>Yagoo stole our invisible gunsNo...
HoloX - Gen 6Regloss - Gen 7Flowglow - Gen 8mekPark - Gen 9
>>112055052Neon: 20 something former OL who lost her virginity in middle school Mira: Some rich producer's sheltered daughter with no friends or social lifeLyra: 34 year old shy widow
>>112055128>HoloJP pic>Shit on HolofanYep it's an unironic Phasecuck
do we have any professional pianist ITT that can judge mira's skill
>>112055100>Last Niji VTA debut: 55K peakwhich one?
>>112055133based
>Brain Dick Radar
>>112055151She's more dandere than kuudere.
>>1120550528
>>112055180The one where they officially debuted their live2D and design under Niji proper.
>>112055133Yagoi will force them to homocollab
>>112055176>sheltered daughter with no friends or social lifeperfekt für die fellpflege...
36k/3 =12k each
>>112055184Nene is always thinking about chinko
>>112055024It's up to us (her dads who she is emotionally and sexually attached to) to protect her and keep her on the right idol path and to steer her away from the darkness on both sidesWalk forward my child, do not stray
It sounds so anime influenced, kek it's clear the girls composing it (Lyra, Mira?) are young
>JP mekpark = cute shy amateur idol vibes>EN mekpark = cringe unprofessional twitchwhores calling it now, EN version is going to crash and burn
>>112055193So not their VTA debut.
>>112055193ssh, don't tell him why his logic is retarded, let him make an idiot out of himself
>>112055100Understandable. Niji is way bigger with casual fans than Holo after all and Holo core fans don't seem to be all that interested in these girls since they are not Hololive
>>112055208CHINCHIN
>>112055062Mira is the cream of the crop but without neon carrying the stream their debut would be like 70 minutes of autistic mumbles with a minute of deadair every 5 minutes.
>>112055100lol>>112053487
>>112055159If i pay 5 dollars to go to concert A with singer 1 and then again pay 5 dollars to go to concert B with singer 2, then if i can go to concert AB with singer 1 and 2 it doesn't make the concert magically cost 10 dollars instead of 5.you got mogged nijinig
>>112055195Milliecuck...
>>112055178Luna
protect mira and lyra at all cost
>>112055040
>Hololive is now officially too poor to have live2d for their new talentsKek.Dead corpo
??
>>112055020Can you sexo her?
>>112055148Nah, they're just muh parasocials who are the minority and at the same time the sole reason for muh boiz being unpopular.
>>112055173To this day I still don't get the point of DEV_IS. Why not integrate them to main group?
>>112055240ToT
>>112055229Luna ITT? where
>>112055205CC DO NOT
>>112055211Cover would never risk an EN version of this considering the subpar numbers these JPs have gotten.
>>112055052For a pngtuber debut? 8/10For a holo debut? 5/10
>>112055230GOLD UNICORN REPORTING
>>112055235>SabaNo streams?
>>112055221Fair. I guess she'd be the batter in this analogy.
>>112055237he's happy that a whore liked his tweet?
Tower bros aren't particularly excited for MekPark...They're talking about Kiara instead.....
>>112055237PHASE VS THE AVENGERS INCOMING
>>112055180https://www.vstats.jp/video/o4g2JklGHPQ
Only runt can judge runt so let's ask holoID
>>112055270>the KFP territory is talking more about Kiarashocking..
>>112055270yea but what about hlg
>>112055243they wanted new audience thats not hololive fanobviously it failed, everyone fall back into holoboxand mekpark is the latest attempt of that
>>112055241Don't forget that El Silencio prevents people from watching Dubai, it's like an AT Field
>>112055275THAT'S NOT A VTA DEBUT YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>112054392No that’s just the age you start if you want them to be competent enough to have any shot at doing it for money or are asian
>>112055270>KFP refugees talk about Kiara
I think they hug each other after the stream ended
>>112053601When did Matsuri THD. I think I'll create a graphic comparing pre-THD Matsuri to post-THD Matsuri in terms of numbers
The Phasecuck is here kek
>>112055255i think they already mentioned somewhere that they would have mekpark for JP and EN with no mention of ID. of course they could change their minds later on and cut EN out of it too
>>112055269His tweet was a self deprecating one (the last line was something like "Then wake up, be sad, and put a gun in your mouth") and half-shitting on Saba. Probably didn't expect any corpo VTuber to put a like to it.
>>112055306mira activates the peak saviourfag instincts
It's cruel that such a good song may need to wait until 2 years to hear the full version....
Now that the dust has settled can we agree this was a fucking disaster? Not sure what management was thinking, they should be castrated, skinned and boiled alive in liquid shit.I feel bad for these girls
>>112055306Those are Ex-novellites who crave for a new oshi
>>112055306Holy mog
I think cover realized holo is filled to the brim with hags which is why they wanted to pivot away from normal debuts which will only bring in more hags (hags demand more money) so the mekpark thing is actually genius
Small corpos like Varium still get indies with years of experience streaming for their debuts this week so why does Cover even bother with this VTA shit and complete newbies?
>>112055306ToT
