saba bros….
>>112086542Can someone confirm if this is real?
>my health is not goo-*BEEEEEEP*
>>112086604It is.
>>112086604The post is yes, anons won't believe her tho
Well, shit. It's real. Proof she's alive and was suffering while everyone was shitting on her. That must feel great.
>>112086604It is
Damn it.She's actually pregnant, isn't she?
>>112086542we are sad to announce the pass of saba the kitty-shark vtuber
>>112086542took her 3 months to write that?
>>112086542Surely she's not lying this time around, right
>>112086669Kill yourself.
This thread is gonna be great
Interesting that she waiting until right when ENReco was starting to do this
>>112086542>pausing membershipsguess she saw the kanikeks getting dunked on after all lmao
>>112086542It's the opposite of what Ironmouse has.
>>112086705i thought that ended a long time ago
She's been very open about her sickness for a while now.
An illness so bad that she can only write one word a day, that's why it took three months to write a couple paragraphs...
>>112086653chronically pregnant
>>112086761Open about being sick not about what it is
>>112086642It's probably some weak ass bullshit like muh depresso or fibromyalgia anyways. And unless she's been unconscious for 100+ days in a row for the Nth time, there's still no fucking excuse for not updating her fans.
>pausing membershipsIsn't this just admitting she's aware that she's seen as a grifter? She should continue pretending to never read things online.
>>112086761yes it's a very convenient excuse i can see why she uses it so often
>>112086729Child unbirth?
>>112086761>She's been very openNo she fucking hasn't? She just said she's sick and that's all, that's not being "open".
>>112086761The mysterious and conveniently unspecified chronic illness
>>112086542WHAT ILLNESS????????????????????????
>>112086761hahaha, no she hasnt, shes always been super vague about her "illness"
>>112086642roundhouse schizos into the sun. you know who you are
>>112086786She's got can'tlookatacomputeritis you fuck
>>112086625She lied about living in America, so of course people don't trust her now.
I believe it, she would have no reason to keep teasing about songs and outfits and then deliver nothing if she was scamming people. If money was her intention she'd be continuing to do the bare minimum instead of literally nothing.Being sick is the only logical explanation.
this is just going to make everyone obsess over when her memberships reactivate as a sign she's returning
>>112086542Many have recovered from Swededickitis. I believe Saba can too.
>>112086642It does feel great actually. Chumkeks did the same to my oshi, so I see it as some long overdue karma.
>>112086625of course they won't believe her, everyone on /vt/ hates vtubers and vtubing as a whole and are stuck in a never-ending loop of low iq shitposting
>>112086697you first :P
What the fuck don't pause members. How will this affect my badge?
>>112086876>REEEEEEEEE WHY ISN'T THE ANONYMOUS VTUBER TELLING ME THE COORDINATES OF HER RESIDENCE SHE'S SUCH A DISGUSTING LYING WHORE
>>112086642YesShouldn't have redebuted if you're just going to go on months long break because of "sickness" again
>>112086955retard, sickness come and goes
>>112086642I mean it was her choice to go radio silent, it would have taken 10 seconds to post an update at any point
>>112086955why? she can do whatever the fuck she wants lol
>>112086770like that woman in family guy...
>>112086761>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>very open
I have a chronic illness and it doesn't affect my day to day life in the slightest. Even if it does for her, it can't be enough to prevent her from typing on her phone once in a quarter of a year, or else she might as well be dead. Either way, I don't have any sympathy, this is just another round of the usual saba cycle and people WILL lap it up.
she probably has long covid but is afraid to say because chuds will seethe and threaten her because they think it's fake
>>112086981and we can shit on her for it
>>112086653Likely cirrhosis. Her liver probably looks like camouflage.
Glad she's not dead. Pausing memberships could've happened a long while sooner, but at least they're happening at all. Even if this mysterious chronic illness can take you out for months, no communication at all is likely a result of a mental instability that stopped her from informing the public sooner. Either way, she's never going to be this active powerhouse that some of her fans may have thought once she left Hololive.
>>112086999you unironically have 60 iq. my condolences
>>112086542The way she writes, you can feel the depression.
>>112087020>I CAN'T GRIFT
Why do you, a complete stranger, feel entitled to her medical history?
>>112086542Does she have lazybones syndrome?
>>112086542KEKAROOOOO No chronic illness makes it impossible to tweet or stream for three months. And if it really is, she needs to say what the chronic illness is.
>>112087032Disingenous kanicuck
She has a bad case of griftitis maximus.
>>112086542Bitch has been chronically sick for years now, at some point it's on her for not adapting to it.
>>112086880The other most likely explanation is, being a retarded woman with a paper will that wants to reap the benefits of the spotlight but do none of the work so she needs to keep lying and pitybaiting to continue doing almost zeroI cant even laugh at you fags anymore, I pity the gymnastics you do to contort into a noneuclidean self fellating pose to avoid facing realityIt's long past time that you let go
>>112086979>but it makes me emotionalhope that helps
>>112086542FAKE
>>112087051Why?
apparently all vtubers have some sort of chronic illness
>>112086766the glass bones in her fingers shattering with every keystroke but she still kept going for her kaniki...
>>112086876She has never, in fact, explicitly said where she lives.
3 options1. she's actually sick2. she looked at the calendar and realized she's been missing for 4 months and the birthday is soon and came up with an excuse3. this is her quiet exit strategy that nobody will question
terry fox ran across canada on one leg while dying of cancer and chumkuks are coping that she has an "illness" that came out of nowhere and keeps her from writing a tweet for 100 days after she and them blamed her 3+ years of inactivity on cover.
when will she talk about lying about living in NA
So it's depression? Well, at least she finally beat her case of muststreamoverbibooitis.
>>112086542Okay, guess what chronic illness she has
>>112086542ironmouse streams every day and she has a very severe chronic illness, she could learn a thing or two from her
>>112087126the terrible womanitis, no cure found to this day
>>112087168boomer logic
is this a Reckful reference?
>>112087147You know multiple things can be trueShe probably has some illness and it might even be debilitating, but it has nothing to do with her ghosting and disappearance acts, which she's done for as long as she's been on the internet.>>112087194Grifterrat's "illness" is a fucking joke
>>112087147>the birthday is soon and came up with an excusethat's probably it. hoe's farming sympathy to up her bday merch salesit's the only thing she tweeted about during her "chronic illness" bullshit
why do the women(male) on this board get so mad about a chuuba not streaming for whatever reason?
Perhaps she's ashamed to say what illness she has because it must be her ass.
i'm sorry i couldn't press the start stream button for even an hour the last 3 months but you see i have [CHRONIC ILLNESS]
>>1120872300% chance she will have fucking merch for her birthday. It takes planning she couldn't explain and she's pausing memberships.
>all illness is equal
>>112086542>She had to pause memberships after more than 3 months of radio silence.>After normies started shitting on her for not even giving a text that would take like a minute of her day to postYou really believe her?
>>112086542All in on gout
>>112087264proof?
>>112087236because their oshi "deserves" guras success instead
>>112086542>cancelling memberships after 100 daysso brave, Saba. you really aren't just in it for the momey
>>112086542Fuck man. The only thing I wanted was for her to be happy not to fucking die.
>>112086542That's unfortunate that she's having a rough time with pregnancy. Don't worry though anons, our triplets will have healthy birth
It blows my mind why people donate money to streams for content they can get for free in the first place
>>112087121What, a tweet reading "Hey guys still not feeling good, sorry" is just too emotionally taxing for her?
>>112087312Attention from the streamers mostly
I don't watch her but just want to say vtubers to just need be honest and say they're burnt out and don't want to stream anymore. Not lie to themselves, it's healthier that way.
this should be pinned
It’s cancer
So many newfags here... Go on an ban me. I don't care. This is the truth!
>>112087264What do you want her to say? She hates being sick and it makes her feel awful because of how it fucks everything up for her. Just repeatedly reminding herself of that with posting disappointing tweets just makes it worse.
Genuinely amazing how much I used to care and how little I do now.
>I'm sick>What are you sick with?>I can't tell you>What does it do?>It prevents streaming>Until when will it prevent streaming?>When convenient
>>112086917All this is karma for how they treat other chuubas. They gave her AIDS.
>>112087121she's an adult, she could get over it.
>>112087368A post for the first month of her disappearance should be enough. Her lack of professionalism is what makes other people to shit on her.
>>112087368Yeah, that’s exactly what I want.
>>112086761weird definition of very open
>>112087407even ironlung still has the decency to stream regularly
>>112087295Fuuuuck my $15, half of my Netflix sub they brings out a good show every 8 months Broke ass
>>112086542She's a fucking millionaire, she could literally afford to get treated by the best doctor in the country and with the most expensive medical treatments available. It doesn't make sense when you have that much money, either that or she's not looking to get better.
>>112087236She was supposed to bring down hololive. She was supposed to be our strongest ligger but instead of that we got a sick shark who somehow is worse than gura
>>112087463Multiply that $15 by thousands. Her member post had 1k likes in less than a minute.
Maybe she's trapped in a breeding farm and the chronic illness is just constant pregnancy.
The funniest thing is that all the crying retards in this thread have never given her any money
>>112087473>the best doctor in the countrywhich country?
>>112087473>JUST FIX IT 4HEAD
>>112087418She doesn't plan out for how long she'll be sick. It just happens, and it kept happening this time around, and here we are. She's going to make a longer public post about it anyway.
>>112087463$15 is $15 niggain this economy, I'll save whatever I can
>>112087493Assuming all of those members are from burgerland or bongland/eu
I forgive her.
>>112087418I mean, did she ever actually have a real job for long? That usually teaches you how to be one.
>>112087473Isn't she European? I thought they had public heath care? Are we sure she isn't on the waiting list for treatment?
>>112087493What others do has no effect on my own useless $5, that shit a daily coffeeBroke.ass.
>>112086542Sounds like pregnancy
>>112086542Can you trust her when she can’t even trust you with the truth about her health?
Can someone estimate how many members she has left based on this?
>>112087463Subscribtions are how normal people stay poor. Enjoy being drained slowly yet steadily.
Oh god she’s using her ultimate
All these edits are fucked in hindsight
>>112087544jannies delete everything and ban you since therye chumkeks
>>112086770yeah, with my kids
>>112087568I'd say she has 10k minimum at any given time.
>>112087609Delusional
>>112087568based on my calculations there are at least 2400 members
>>112087236jealousy of successful people is one hell of a drug
>>112086542Ironrats disciple>pausing membershipsOh she might actually be sick and not using it as a tool for emotionally manipulated financial gain
>>112087555That's more fwmcs thing
>>112087569>My weekly groceries cost more than all my subs >It's the subs that's the issue!No wonder ur broke
>>112087508>She doesn't plan out for how long she'll be sickAnd she did not plan to say "I am going on a hiatus, I may give an update once in a while. Do not expect too much I am sorry about that". She just went dark. Like the other anon said, she is a unprofessional woman. People are giving her money so it is part of her job to update them.
>>112087368Just fucking come out with it, make an actual disclaimer instead of tiptoeing to avoid the actual backlash of a direct declaration>Due to my current "illness", I cannot guarantee streaming nor producing content in the near future, or my condition in the long term. Please evaluate your decision of continuing to support considering this information, thank you for your understanding, and my apologies for the inconveniencesThat's literally it, all it takes, just come out with itBut she will NEVER do this because it will tank her revenue compared to this snide pitybaiting, if she cared in the slightest about her fans, outside of milking purposes, she wouldnt be doing this shit
>>112087626That post hasn't even been up for an hour. And there are members like me that don't even engage with the post.
>>112087576We’ve know she was sick. We were always fucked up.
>>112087669>People are giving her money so it is part of her job to update themNot how it works and never will
>>112087576Did he post the video?
>>112087695Patreon early access
>>112087711>parrot releases a saba video>she decides to come out of hiding and make a pity post on the same day
>>112087691Eh? Are you guys not entitled for updates? This is why your oshi is okay ghosting you btw.
>>112087568There's going to be far more likes later, but only taking 2.4k likes into consideration and the fact that they all would've continued paying for their memberships as there was no indication that she was going to post something today. Times that by the three months of inactivity, and she has earned at least 36,000 during her inactivity phase in memberships alone. Remember, at least.
Now shachi will go on a hiatus because they're the same person
>>112087751She's ghosting because she's mentally ill, how ppl treat her has no relevance
I would think if she has an ongoing illness, she would want to continue collecting passive income from memberships to pay for treatment. Does this then mean her treatment is covered and now its just waiting for her to get whatever procedure done and wait through whatever recovery period follows?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your fictional waifu is now pregnant loll lololol
>>112087756>posts $5*2400*3>at least>people only see at most 50% of this money not counting all the shit currenciesnever talk again
The second most popular reply right now is asking her not to pause the memberships so they can still support her until she makes her return.
>>112086542Ah yes the mysterious chronic illness attacks again
>>112087829Cuckbuds…
>>112087691Kanikeks are stupid doormats. There are streamers getting shat on for getting donations and not doing shit all or even the bare minimum for a streamer. Saba is no different than them.
>>112087829Men are so easy.
>>112087829Self-selective bias from anyone still subbed to her after 3 months of nothing
>>112087662>random nonsenseconcession acceptedEnjoy owning nothing
>>112087674>But she will NEVER do thisit's basically what she did and she's cancelling memberships, read the post in the OP next time before getting mad over nothing
>>112087851nigga ppl ghost all the time whether their supported or not and ppl don't ghost regardless of how they're treated too, you think the massive support on fuwawa or raora disappearing made them ghost? no.
>>112087356This actually tracks pretty well. The only logical explanation is that her "chronic illness" is either something embarrassing like this or something really really serious that she wants to keep private like cancer
>>112086542the karmic debt of being a vtuber is so great that they all develop chronic illnesses in record time
>>112087873can't dispute, retort with garbage
>>112086805Would you not let Saba unbirth you anon?
>>112087882At least they give updates or say something. Saba doesn't and she just did an update after normies started realizing she did nothing for months.
>>112087740yes anon, she decided to post to fuck over some literally who dramafag
Imagine generating so much income while literally doing nothing that you have to turn off the option that allows people to pay you for nothing
>>112087882They at least tell their fans on why they’re going on a hiatus though, hell just announcing a hiatus is good enough and she can’t even do that.
>>112087931>>112087969I'm sorry you retards need it spelled out for you after the last things she's said publicly lmao, not my problem
>sorry, but talking about my sickness makes me "emotional"
>>112087998The last thing before she posted this was merch you retard.
>>112087998After more than 3 months of saying nothing. Other chuubas do it within a week. Pathetic excuse of a fan.
>>112086642You are not going to sit there and tell me with a straight face that you believe this...
>>112086542chronic liver failurevery sad
>>112088010>sorry, a singular tweet would break me emotionally so I left my fans in the dark for 3 months
does the country she lives in have any specialized treatment centers for specific illnesses?
>>112088072kek
>>112088102for saars and muslims
>>112088069It must really suck to have to face the consequences of your alcoholic party girl life style. Most of them don't live long enough to regret it. Unlucky girl...
>>112088102
>>112087576LOL.
>>112088141>party girllmao enough about ur phase whores gura locked herself in a room during a party
>>112088048>being a fan is shitting on your oshi actually
>>112088141holy tourism
>>112088214How is calling her out because of her lack of communication, shitting on her anon? Are you a child?
>>112088170allegedly
>>112086642Literally her own fault. She could've let her fans know at any time.
>>112086542My oshi really likes her so I hope she gets better
>>112086642>I believe everything people tell me without even the tiniest bit of scrutiny
>>112086682even if she is, pausing memberships is the correct thing to do if she wasn't going to stream>>112087951you underestimate clipfags. they can post a single video and a vtuber will be associated with that video for months because the average fan just watches and shares those videos.
>>112088315basedI hope you're oshi is doing good
Kanicucks deserve to get mocked. I have no rights to tell them how to spend their money but anyone has the right to mock them for their stupidity.
>>112086542Why pause?Iit's free ez money.
>>112088411Because normies started noticing that she is receiving passive income for nothing.
Every day I am reminded of how many brown "people" we have here who just plain hate women and probably seethe that there are those online they can't give beatings to like is normal in their own cultures.
>>112088411I guess she feels bad about it, I wish she kept them though, I want to support her even through this time
>>112088407ywnbaw
>>112088440Yes, she's famous for giving a shit what haters say. That's sarcasm. Just needed to make sure you know that.
>>112088452Just buy her merch
>>11208654250/50 chance it's something genuinely debilitating or it's one of those made up diseases that only women with infinite money have like chronic fatigue syndrome or fibromyalgia
>>112086642>proof that she's sufferingYou're such a faggot it's actually insane people like you exist when she has quite literally always been like this for 10 years.
>>112088465And who said I am a tranny?
>>112086542Even if she had a rare disease that caused her bones to break from writing just one tweet, accessibility on phones exists. Did she also lose her voice and can't use it?Everything would be more believable if she were actually consistent with her illness instead of being vague asf
Don't believe her. Her other Steam account it racking up hours and achievements.She's a hardcore gamer.
>>112088518Depression can get really bad.
>>112088411I wish she kept it so I could make fun of the chumbuds who pretend to be doctors and then make posts on twitter about selling their car to afford to paypig more kek
>>112087756Still 18k with zero fucking effort she had no qualms about taking from her fans.
>>112088258if you don't agree with her, and want updates you are shitting on her
>>112087356I've been experiencing withdrawal symptoms after quitting alcohol for about a week now and I can tell you it does suck dick. It's been getting better the last three days though.I wish it were just this though as opposed to some incurable disease.
>>112088452I have saba's secret paypal account, I can send it to you after she shuts down memberships.
>>112088411>at least 15k dollaridoos a month for not doing anythingBeing a woman is living in easy mode
>>112088560And doesn’t she have an agent or someone who can make posts for her? Like some anons say, this is either very unprofessional from her.
>>112088411the /vt/ threads got to her
>>112088569proof?
>>112088604Yes, she doesn't trust anyone.
>>112088504I did do thatI hope the figure gets actually released
>>112088587>>112087827tagged the wrong nigga cause im a retard. still not retarded enough to defend griftko scamaba tho
>>112086542Ironmouse streams
>>112086642energy to collect memberships but not say her health was unwell till 100 days later. she isn't terminally bed ridden ill. grifter gonna grift
>>112088634She was bedridden until today.
>>112088618Common tactic of white knight cucks is to ask for proof then report doxxing.Use TVA and Warosou.Fuck you
>>112086542>>112086642HEALTH HORT (translation: white woman no wanna do anything)
Conclusion (Best Guess)All of Saba’s posts describe a relapsing, fatigue‑dominated illness without identifying it. Among the conditions considered, ME/CFS (myalgic encephalomyelitis) or a similar chronic fatigue syndrome fits best: it causes exactly the kind of “activity-limiting fatigue” and recurring flares Saba describes, predominantly affects women in her age range, and would explain her multiple extended breaks. Fibromyalgia is also possible (it too causes chronic fatigue and is more common in women), but the absence of reported pain or tender points in her posts makes it less certain. Lupus and long COVID match the demographic partly but lack supporting signs (no rash/joint symptoms or known COVID exposure). Major depression could contribute to her tiredness, but again key depressive symptoms are missing. Mitochondrial disease is exceedingly rare and would usually cause earlier-onset problems.Best-guess: Based on her own descriptions, Saba’s illness most resembles ME/CFS, fibromyalgia or a related chronic fatigue condition.
>>112088633Eh, I would not praise Mouse either after all the drama she caused, but imo she is better than Saba just because she streams more.
>>112088682Instant cuckseethe lmao
>>112086542Oh shit, yeah, chronic illness would explain it. Hope she gets better.
>>112088700Or just being preggo
>>112088667you would get better sympathy if you just said she woke up from a coma today. not facing the facts she fell out of vtubing but the money is easy. She does nothing and you retards are more than happy to pay. Even after milking you dry with overpriced merch after doing nothing.
>>112088732She's not FWMC or pippa
>>112086642Not to shit on her like some others have been but if you're gonna leave your fans in the dark for this long all they can do is fill in the blank themselves. She could have taken control of the narrative way earlier and not of the shitposting would have happened.
>>112088700also called laziness
>>112088700She's gotten COVID multiple times.
>In first grade>Don't want to do some class project or whatever>Claim I have a stomach ache>Teacher doesn't let me out since I've done this a billion times>So I escalate, claiming it really hurts, that I need to go home, that I'm dying>Eventually I'm crying on the floor and the teacher finally lets me out to the nurse's office>Suddenly feel better and go home and play video games>Do it again the next time I feel like itCall me cynical but I'm going to just assume (after 3 months of complete radio silence) that this is just a psychosomatic excuse she's fixating on as a justification for failure rather than something real.
It only took getting blasted on twitter to pause membas nice
>>112088778Can't be COVID, literally everyone and their mother has gotten it (and had to get back to work ASAP, too) and is fine.
>>112088796This is what gave her away. Without Twitter calling her out she would have kept on leeching memberships.
>>112088577Most vtubers are mentally ill women and that doesn't stop them.
>>112088846Did something happen on Twitter recently? I don't use it
>>112088792she has moved on from vtubing. Hololive fans do not like to hear it but her attitude completely changed after being stalked by a chumbud. She hated her popularity and the majority of her audience since then and decided to just farm them for cash with as little effort as possible. Treats chat like a baby and they eat it up lol
>>112088700Kill yourself AIjeet
>>112088700Hi Saiken, didn't know /corpo/ was lurking
>>112088633Rare ironkek win
A reminder that she only started to get sick and shit after mori trapped her in a house with a party containing alcohol and drugs. If her sickness is due to those then you can blame mori for every single problem she has had since.
>I'll be making a tweet in the coming daysBased Saba, even in her current condition she's still making future commitments which she can break and disappoint her fans with again
>>112086542She was pregnant and finally gave birth
>>112088877I doubt it was Twitter that gave her away because it happened last month. Some kanikek said he might not renew membership because Saba has done nothing and people started flocking.It is like the case where someone has to say what everyone was thinking out loud. It got millions of views.
>>112088877nothing new aside from the occasional tweet from brown containment breakers. they've been flinging shit daily for almost 6 years at this point so they're probably pretty elated that they can stretch the truth and claim responsibility for "making Saba respond"
>>112088938no. People keep on forgetting she was doxxed by one of her fans. Literally posted a picture of the front of her house here. Cover has always been notorious for failing to protect their girls. A chumbud invaded her privacy, the worst of Hololive fans. But this place would never let that fact settle especially numbers that are the type of schizos who would have done such a thing. It was from then on that her streaming schedule changed.
>>112088983if you were saba how would you prevent the brown hordes from talking about you not saying anything for months?
>>112089007was she even in the country when that happened?
>>112088633Fuck you Connor.
J-JUST... one.. last.. paycheck....
A sucker born every minute.
>>112088983That ocassional tweet got 5 million views. While I doubt it forced her to post something it did some damage.
>>112089011Nobody cares about your kind
>>112089027She was in Japan at the time for a concert but regardless her home was compromised. She most likely moved out and changed her streaming environment to sustain vtubing = away from family. Most likely eventually got a BF etc due to the incident as well cause fuck her fan base being stalker creepy.
>>112089007The fuck is cover supposed to do? Your address is public information in the US and she was first doxed literally a week after her debut as Gura
>>112088700ITS NOT LUPUS
You guys are retarded, what do you expect her to say?"Remember that old rrat about Mori inviting people to the airBNB? Yeah I've been dying of gay nigger AIDS since then"
>>112088700>>112089064people who post LLM screenshots are the dumbest niggers to ever exist
>>112088591Good for you anon
>>112089116I expect her to say “heh, sorry guys I’m rich now. Thanks for the money teehe buh bye” because shes a grifter like ironlung
>>112089064her membership renews on 28th, kill yourself
>>112089116People would expect to post something about her health within a few days after something bad happened, not 3 months.
>>112089116She should unironically tweet this
>>112086542So she will go with the ironmouse treatment?
>>112089103There is a difference between knowledge of who knows you and some stalker posting recent pictures in public. Chumbuds got creepy so keep them in the dark and get rich off them. Honestly it is already obsessive behavior when no one dropped her for months of no content.
>>112089162She already has, and she’s gonna grift even harder now
>>112086642>Proof she's alive and was suffering while everyone was shitting on her.I liked Gura and I think she did a lot to help Ina when she was asking Cover for a model redesign but this doesn't explain anything. The 5 new outfits that never got released, the radio silent health breaks that went on for months, or why she doubled down on the lolicon stuff (she hates that coomers get horny for her child like design). Saba is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. None of her actions make sense because we never get the real story. Maybe it will start connecting together when Ame returns to Hololive.>>112086761Cover uses vague health issues to hide contract disputes and they did the same thing with Sana. The TEAR IT DOWN BURN IT DOWN lyrics in her last song made it clear that she had a lot of anger towards management.
>>112089011>if you were saba how would you prevent the brown hordes from talking about you not saying anything for months?this is a false premise. if she tweets once a week the browns will ask "why only once a week???". if she tweets once a day the brown hordes will ask, "why only once a day???". if she tweets every hour on the hour with printed copies of her medical records the brown hordes will simply claim that she's faking it to grift from her fans. the brown horde will find their casus belli to fling shit no matter what, as is their nature. trying to appease them is a waste of time
>>112086542>pauses membershiphow will antis spin this around as a bad thing?
>>112089190nobody wants you here outfit schizoshut the fuck up
>>112086642>>112086542Pregnancy can wreck someone for some time. Maybe she'll get postpartum hemorrhage.
>does nothing for months>people start canceling subs and calling her out for not even posting about what the deal is or pausing subs>suddenly final posts after people start canceling in wavesreally makes you think
>>112087368"I'm so disappointed that I can't stream. Thanks for the money though, suckers."
>>112086542So how we can blame hololive in this?
>>112089190Please jump off a bridge outfitschizo
>>112089007archive link?
>>112089210But he’s fucking right tho she did become more anti loli. Probably in an attempt to appeal to kiwicucks (who think she’s a lolcow and hate her anyways)
>>112089223the wallets in the comments are begging her to keep memberships open
>>112089190neck yourself retard
>>112089205You are starting to sound like schizo browns you hate.
>>112089223>people start cancelling in wavessource is your crackpipe I assume?go check her this and older member posts and tell me if there's a difference in likes
>>112086542>im chronically illshe sounds just like when i skipped physics for almost 3 weeks and came back telling my teacher i had an accident.i did had an accident but was before class started, i only had to go for a checkup and i used that to skip almost 1 full month of classes.
I find the whole concept of "I am le sick I can't stream" with streamers bullshit 90% of the time. I know women who got fucking covid and still worked from home without taking sick days for some reason at my job.
>>112089190Outfitschizo you add a lot of levity to a board with too many assmad faggots, even if it's unintentionally, keep doing what you do.
>>112089251I don't care what he says, I stopped reading five words in when I realized who it is
>>112089223GOTTA GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT
falling for it again award
>>112089258it's not schizo if he's right
>>112086625>The post is yesHooooly ESL
>>112089081>1 month ago>X number metricsYou overestimate your worth, brown
>>112086542If it's a chronic issue that she's been having for some time then she could have made this post a whole lot sooner before everyone started to meme on her for being absent. If she did that she probably would still have the good will to keep memberships going. I even see people posting now that they don't want her to close memberships because they want to support her even after she went AWOL.
>>112086542>signs of life always right around the days she opened membershipslelli bombelli, cantstreameritis
>>112089205just say you are on prolonged recovery it is really not that hard. she doesn't care about her fan base but you are all morons who pay her anyways. She decided to stop taking money because only now she feels bad. Who knows what changed though.
>>112089223it is financially safer for her to simply pause their membership money, rather than them actually canceling it. if its just a pause, she merely needs to unpause it later when she needs some quick cash, but if they already cancelled, she would have to do something extreme like actually stream to attract them back to buy a membership again.
>>112089389she does everything planned. New Hololive gen. Always updating her existence around membership renewal time to get ahead of it.
>>112089389This is the most retarded thing I've read today and that's an achievement
>>112089206is clearly dmg control like a politic trying to fix something after his image has been completly ruined already for not doing it in time, if she tried harder it would actually look worse.but right now by itself it means nothing, we will see with how things unfold
I just hope she comes back soon enough to overlap en5 for kino meltdowns by holobots, looking good i guess considering how long it gonna take for en5.
Does anyone have a screencap of that greentext from years ago of Gura progressively becoming sicker
>>112089331Anon, with the hour that is posted in the screenshot you can guess >>112089331 is not from brown SEA land.Also, her reputation went down so yes she got some damage
>>112087126Their diets and life styles are usually fucking awful not to mention how most have some form of autism so
>>112089507You didn't change the date, retard
>>112086761Tell ironlungs that
>>112089535not a fucking illness. what is with you idiots making the lamest excuses?
>>112089547It's right in the OP that she won't post an update for several days. That one hasn't happened yet.
>>112089258>I'm not brown, you're brownI've been here long enough to see it firsthand with whoever the target of ire happens to be in that moment. The browns can't help themselves
There is no such thing as debilitating chronic illness. These sort of vague "symptoms" only ever affect women. Women are inherently lazy, shiftless, and unmotivated creatures barely worthy of being called human. This is, as always, nothing more than a pitiful excuse not to work.Death to women.
>>112086940You need to manually submit again when she turns it on again. Which can be anytime. Don't lose out.
>>112086542>yeah bro i'm like totally sick and there's no cure so please keep subbing until i get backasscancer strikes again
>>112086542>it will eventuallyWhat kind of chronic illness will be "better eventually"? inb4 big belly illness
>>112086761By sickness you mean her legs 'cause she's continuously pregnant.
>>112087544Ameritard ... we have both.
>>112088882>she has moved on from vtubingWrongIf she had moved on, she'd outright close the channels and all public faces, just put the lid on the coffin and let goBut what she's done is just more procrastinating, a minimal "I'll be back later guise I swear"She still wants to milk this shit dry, what she doesnt want to do is put any effort
>>112086542inb4 chronic depression or some make believe shit femoids always create.
>>112089582you can lay down the stupidity. The only thing you got right about this situation is laziness. You have to not care to be in a situation you do not want to update others after being a professional for so long.
>>112086542>chronic illness>will not get better>but i need your money chyatt
>>112089331you dont understand how this works right?those that do keep track of every member posts and go coment and leave a like are the giga parasocial suckers that would keep their membership ultil the end of the time,most people rarely look at it much less leave a like or a comment, those are the ones that are leaving.
>>112086542What a coincidence, the day I canceled my membership is the day she decided to give an update
>>112089619she gets easy money off you chumps. hardly has to show up. she could have an hour of stream time in 2027 and idiots would still have memberships too her. FREE money
>>112089637>i need your money by turning off my passive incomeyoure brown
>>112089637She said she'll get better in the post
>>112087368I want her to say she hates streaming and her fans.
Has laziness now become a chronic disease?
>>112089619Women aren't decisive and will never do anything committal when they don't have to.This is obviously the end.
If you have a chronic illness that causes you to miss your job for months at a time for years now, shouldn't you be looking for something else to do by now?
>>112087356This. Druggie and alcoholic back in the senz days.
>>112089665you're a faggot.
>>112087674I mean, she could be like Vexmlk and fake having cancer 6 times and beg for donations for her "medical bills" while getting tattoos and going on Disney Cruises.
>>112089699She needs money
>>112089658is thanks to you and others that cancelled their membership that she finally decided to give a update
>>112087568Enough to make a living without memberships for a few years.
>>112089558It leads to illnesses you fucking ape she’s nearing her 30s if she’s not there already. Do most stop her from tweeting or updating fans? Likely not but she’s a very private person and unfortunately that can backfire.
>>112089741Agreeing to this. If you idiots cancelled earlier when she was in Hololive she would have started streaming again. Her fans made her comfortable in her laziness.
>>112088411Youtube requires a minimum amount of activity to keep up memberships
>>112089699She doesn't need to. She should've already had all the money she needed from her Gura time unless she is extremely retarded with spending.She only streams as a hobby now, not a job. And the thing with hobbies is that you usually don't push yourself for them
MY SWEET AND JUICY PASSIVE INCOME
>>112089785This confirmed that Cover/Hololive was a black company that didn't let her take long breaks to recover from her sickness so she had to graduate.
>>112089780You are still making excuses on why she couldn't say it before hand. The fact is she is smart enough to feed off your stupid psychology that you are helping without receiving anything in return. If she announced it first you would all be reminded of your membership and a few would make the conscious choice to cancel.
I have a strong feeling her illness is mental and not phyiscal in the slightest. It's the only way it makes sense to be with the radio silence.I live with a chronic health condition, and know several other people that do as well, and something like giving updates and notices for others is completely manageable no matter how bad the flare up.
>>112089834She didn't stream for months dumbass
>>112089685They make everything into a disease nowadays. For example if you're just kinda dumb they tell you that you have ADHD and if you're socially awkward they tell you that you have autism.
>>112087568>2400 members alone x $4.99 = $11,976 per monthJesus Christ.
>>112089863So? She was sick
>>112089837She's just a bitch. I really don't understand how this isn't more widely known. She's subtle about it, but she's done a dozen cunty things over her time.
>>112089780I'm in my early thirties, overweight, sedentary, and virtually online and yet I don't have any chronic illnesses.
>>112089837it's most likely both
>>112089908Keep in mind that not every membership gives you $5, though. ARS members, for example...
>>112089908you don't get the full $5 and 80% of them are probably ARS subbers.
>>112086542Honestly, I empathize a lot with Saba and I feel like all of you have no idea how it's like to suffer a chronic illness. I share the same condition as her and really you people don't understand how fucking damaging it is to your life to be a lazy fuck lmao.
>>112086542New merch drop confirmed
>>112089911You just said the Cover gave her no time to recover. Were you born with a brain deficiency?
>>112089908
>>112089837It's either entirely mental or there's some minor physical component which she plays up in her own mind. Otherwise she'd just name the disease and make millions for herself and related charities by fundraising about it like everyone else who actually gets sick.
>>112088170>gura locked herself in a room during a partyImagine the drunk sex.
>>112089637I remember this dude anally raping Destiny in a debate, fun times
>>112089958Nigga, people with real chronic fatigue die of hunger and don't shitpost on the internet
>>112089985Few months weren't long enough for her to recover. I said they didn't let her take ***long*** breaks to recover, and by ***long*** I meant long enough to recover - months, year or even years. She earned it for elevating holoen to where they are nowCover should've let her take longer breaks but then that would've eaten into their revenue
>mindbroken seanumbermonkeys eternally seething at a white woman because she didn't feed ligger /#/s
>>1120897966 months of inactivity is required to have a chance of them removing monetization.
>>112090031you're REALLY bad at reading.but this is a sabe thread, so not wanting to read is like the base expectation around here.
>>112089958How do you know you share the same condition when she has never named what the "condition" is?
>>112087674so you didn't even read her post? or are you actually mentally handicapped?
it sounds like Multiple sclerosis witch is more common in women and her age range, deficiency of vitamin d can trigger it but is mostly bad genetics and luck,it has no cure the best you can do is freeze the progression, it also comes in episodes where it can put you out of commision for an entire month and then the next month you are perfectly fine and then it comes back again, if you don't take care of it, you're going to get a bit of irreversible nerve damage for every episode until you're completely handicapped over the course of years
>>112090059it's fascinating how angry these pagpags get just by her existing lmao
>>112086542if that is Leukemia, it's over
>>112090085She doesn't bother being upfront because it removes the opportunity of choice.
>>112089685To be fair laziness can be caused by a chronic disease. I have chronic fatigue and it has greatly affected my ability to function. It also has resulted in chronic depression on top of it since being tired all the time is mentally taxing which also doesn't help. I don't even have the energy to clean my room most of the time.
>>112090085>private member only post>An actual disclaimerAre you dysfunctional or ESL? That's nowhere close to being an outright front face, public disclosure, cuckbud, you're being farmed even in this regard, retard
If you are suffering from illness you would still put energy into securing your income. The cope in this thread is disgusting.
>>112089143You really ARE retarded, or a dramabrown tourist looking for anything to chimp out about She has been sick for years, it's getting worse before it gets better
>>112090169keep seething about a vtuber you don't even watch. imagine having "being outraged" as your hobby, what a fucking woman you are lmao
>>112088411And that's probably not even all of them. Not everyone is leaving likes and probably a good portion of them likely didn't even see it.
>>112090208There was that one chuuba that was in hospice care that could still bother to publish "Guys, this is my end, thanks for everything you've done but this is where we part ways, as much as I dislike it. Take care, love you guys"
>>112090210PLEASE give us ANY context about her sickness, surely, she has shared it with you since you're such a die-hard fan, surely there IS SOMETHING about this mysterious sickness avaible somewhere to her fans, you're not completely in the dark about it, are you.
>>112090257of course, she said that at the very end. try using your brain
>>112090222>No uKeep huffing that copium, it will surely maintain the worth of the sunk costs
>>112090169>t. seething 2view tranny
>>112086542Get her a hold of ironmouse so she can see what a real sickness is.
>>112090036>>112090210Why are kanicucks always making shit up for her with zero proof?
>>112090257Now you are reminding me of the real vtuber hopefuls who did had terminal conditions. They never became big and only got attention with their farewells.
>>112089141The membership renewal date isn't the same as the date when the content creator is paid you retard.
I watch a youtube-only indie who has a chronic illness, autism, a garbage diet, anxiety/depression, and can't afford American health care. She doesn't take donations and doesn't provide a way to donate to her because using a vtuber presence as a glorified gofundme is pathetic, and she still schedules at least 3 streams a week. But most importantly, when her health takes a dip and she has to cancel a stream, she lets people know when and why, as soon as she knows. So why, after all the years of similar complaints about her behavior, can't Gura/Saba, who's taking in over $10k a month from memberships alone, shit out a single post explaining her complete absence within a couple weeks of knowing she's going to be taking one? Is this the difference between someone doing it for fun and someone doing it because they see their fans as an ATM? The difference between "I have to open memberships if we want to have fun emotes, but I'll set that at whatever the lowest price is that they allow, I think it's $0.99" and "$4.99 a month for 4 months for my members to get a vague health update a few days early no don't cancel I'll pause it for you so I can unpause it for you later when I need cash"? If people are dumb enough to pay, take their money, sure, but at the same time I genuinely don't see the appeal of Saba or why someone would continue supporting her when she clearly is well-off enough on her own.
https://youtu.be/VusCVQghyIAmy faith is unwavering
>This entire threadBeing this delusional is nothing but a choiceAnd whatever happens after you choose, you deserve itKeep getting farmed, cumbuds, you deserve no better
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>>112090435Don't care, Saba big and matters
>>112090522rajeesh is gonna freak!
janis and mods filthy that these threads exist forcing it to page 10 lol
>>112090522surpised she still has that many members
>>112090522my queen will continue to receive my support regardless of her situation. she has streamed decently years ago and that means she deserves my everlasting support.
>>112090545>t. person who is dumb enough to pay and deserves to have their money takenlmao
>>112090208>put energy into securing your incomeShe's a multi-millionaire, there's nothing to secure as long as she avoids buying mega yachts and 1 million dollar watches
>>112090210stop acting like you know anything
>>112090880>there's nothing to secure as long as she avoids buying mega yachts and 1 million dollar watcheswell...you see here...her friends really needed that extra yacht, though.
>>112090821Believe it or not, there's people in this world with exactly enough IQ to flip burgers and putting fries in a bag. These people are made to be used like a tool, hopefully cared just enough so they dont break on their own. Certain long nosed tribes labeled them as [Goyim], as human cattle, and made their name for taking advantage of such peopleThis is one of such cases, a naturally occurring Goy
She was originally scouted for VShojo when she left Hololive and has been in a depression when it went tits up before she even joined.
>>112091040literally nothing vshojo couldve offered her, kys rrat
>>112089726>pretending to have cancer 6 times
>>112091140Allegedly, they could've taken care of all her managerial needs for all her projectsIf Saba had any projectOr Vshojo took care of anyone Match made in hell lmao
>>112090337the sunk cost? watching a vtuber isn't an investment lol, it's entertaining for when you're bored
She's obviously one or a mix of these:>burnt out>depressed>lazy>pregnantWhen she makes up an excuse for her "chronic illness"(that is eventually getting better ?) next week on twitter don't believe her. The only reason she paused members was because she saw the blowback from a couple weeks ago, or else she would have done it sooner.
>why would you believe what saba says without any proof she's obviously lying>but you should believe what i'm saying about saba without any proof because uhhhh...schizos aren't very self aware huh
>>112091637Whatever helps you cope with Saba findomming your bank account chumbud
She probably has some diseaseslop unique to women like fibromyalgia, hormonal shit or rheumatic whatever. Foids literally can't exist without being in pain bc of their flawed bodies.
>>112091637>Quit believing your lying eyes
>>112091614Did you miss how she adressed her fans on her last gura streams? She made fun on how little she streamed herself, she wasnt even apologetic, she's aware and enjoying it, a sadistic enjoyment oh having mindless simps at her beck and call
>>112086542Does anyone actually believe thisHow fucking stupid does she take us for?
>>112091781>How fucking stupid does she take us for?
>>112091720more like developed misandry and why not chumbuds are awful
>>112091614dont blame her, blame the retards who still pay her
It's insane looking at the numbers on the member post.She's been making average yearly salary monthly without delivering a single word.
What disease/illness prevents you from opening your phone for 15 seconds and writing a message?
>415 postslol a few months ago some retard argued that saba was irrelevant, the only chuuba able to pull this much attention while barely streaming
>>112091614>she saw the blowback from a couple weeks agowhat else do the voices tell you?
pin this thread jannies
I can't believe people are going to fall for this shit again.
>>112092057That's the fun part. There isn't one.
>>112092057even if she became a quadriplegic. There are ways to get a message sent
yeah she's illshe has chronic pregnant
>>112092290People fell for someone claiming to have gotten cancer 6 times in a row, they'll fall for this too.
>>112092057Acute womanitis
Can't wait to hear from all the newly minted long covid experts that will be coming out of the woodwork once the longer update comes and she describes her made up psychosomatic symptoms! I'm sure we'll all be learning a lot!
>>112092109>while barely streamingWhile not streaming at all*.
>all the day drinking finally caught up with her>her liver is dyingit’s Sabover
>>112086542yawn, what else is on?
mister hous........save my oshi
>>112092057Take your pick
>>112092685I don't think that was anons point. The point was at any point she could've said anything, she's not been catatonic for 6 months.
>>112092734>maybe i'll get better in a week>if i say i'm sick and then get better it will look like a bad excuse>oh god i'm not getting better>people support me anyway, right? they are so kind and nice to me all the time>*sees a single negative comment*>FUCK EVERYONE HATES ME>i should hate them back>i am not getting better>i'll just give them the silent treatmentand the days, weeks and months pass
>>112092808i can tell you're socially inept and jobless by how you think. Only non-society members think like this.
>>112092912>Only non-society members think like this.So....Gura?
>>112092808you really shouldn't resort to these types of mental gymnastics to justify retarded behavior. that was almost certainly not her thought process.
>>112092912she is both of those
>>112092932>>112092948>they really think that the normie girl who used to sing & dance, get drunk with friends and has a bf is socially ineptholy cope.
>im such a good person im pausing my memberships>oh but please buy my birthday merch next monthcuckbuds will unironically fall for this
>>112092934people need to grasp that her "thought process" all these months was just alternating between lying around sleeping, scrolling, and ordering doordash. There is no insidious plot or crushing guilt, she probably doesn't even think about the money faucet most days, discourse about her fans cancelling memberships trending on X is probably the first thing that reminded her you losers even exist in months.
>>112093099>"There is no insidious plot or crushing guilt"Are you retarded or illiterate? I called her behavior retarded, it's inexcusable as far as I'm concerned.
newbie saba lol https://youtube.com/shorts/N__KJi4y6lk
