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Collabs: 94
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 14

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world (She's a big cutie)

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>>85863317
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1837907196652171759
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

my personal rrat is that in a pon moment Nerissa commissioned the wrong thing, so to avoid people complaining she waited extra super long to release it

>>85864041
That would not surprise me in the slightest if that had happened

>>85864041
would hold water if it wasn't the same artist who was doing an MV for her. good attempt, better than 98% of catalog rrats

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>>85864041
Release the other one as a bonus then, Rissa. We'll like it, dw

i think rissa should pick up drawing

Coming from global, who in Hololive would be considered Nerissa's highest ranked relationships? although I know there's bias

>>85865959
Aside from me ranking higher than any holos in terms of relationships, Shiori would probably be the top one for holos. Though I think her dynamic with Fuwawa is a sleeper hit that deserves more attention

>>85865959
all of advent > kiara > moom = fauna = gg = cc = mori > ENs not listed > reine/ollie > ERB > some JPs she's shown some closeness to > the rest of JP and ID

if i forgot someone lmk

>>85865959
Kiara, Shiori, Fuwawa, ERB. In that order.

>SSS
Kiara
>SS
Shiori
>S
Advent
>A
Mumei, Fauna, Ollie

>>85865959
FWMC are the ones that enjoy Nerissa's company the most
Rissa loves anyone so her end of the relationship doesn't matter much

>>85866540
ERB over the girl she did a marriage stream with?

>>85865959
Kiara most likely since Kiara sees Rissa as quite literally her saviour but Nerissa doesn't see her the same way so it's slightly unbalanced. I personally think Fuwamoco's relationship with Rissa is the healthiest since both sides equally adore each other. Shioraven is banter supreme and I doubt Shiori will find someone who loves her as much as Rissa does

FWMC and Rissa is like two, err, three people who have super similar interests and love each other like super besties. Shiori and Rissa is like two lovers who've been married for 30 years and banter to all hell because of that. They're both super close relationships, but just different in how they function.

Rissa is kinda a loner

>>85867557
NO???? before joining, maybe? but now she has tons of girlies to lean and depend on.

plap

>>85867760
Hello rissa

I love Nerissa and to be someone she can lean on now and as husband and wife.

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>>85867945
shush

>>85867999
wish to be*

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>>85866901
they have had pretty much zero interaction afterwards, so yes.

>>85867120
Biboo has been hitting it off with Shiori a lot, and Idk if healthy is how I would call that bullyable doggo dynamic

>>85869304
what's the motive behind posts like these when we all know it isn't true

nerissa, you should eat a bagel on stream today

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

im eating bagels now

eyyy twitter comment heartie getto

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>>85872806
FAT
FAT FAT
FAT BETTER GET FATTER TITS AND ASS

>>85873006
tits are genetic based, it's really hard to get them bigger naturally. Ass is easier

>>85873473
lamy has no trouble growing her tits, but thats due to a rare medical condition. rissa's I? K? cups are big enough for me

>>85873694
Rissa is E

>>85873006
slightly unrelated but why did /giant/, /ringo/, and /ag/ all pop up in the last few weeks/months and then disappear again?

>>85873822
no way she's that small.
>>85873850
no clue, i thought they had migrated to /d/ for the long haul

>>85873911
>no way she's that small.
That's what she said last week during GTA sorry

>>85874006
either no one taught her how breasts work or she's been using bras that barely fit her for years

yes, this is my cope

>>85873473
Who said anything about naturally?
Rissa can afford a great boobjob now
Time to put Shiori in her place and tittymog her.

>>85874542
Nerissa knows she's cute and I love her exactly as she is. Nothing needs to change honestly.

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>>85874542
Nah man, Nerissa is cute as is. I'd rather she be A cup than get a boobjob, this shit looks so ugly. I still remember how I cried manly tears when elles something something club ruined her tits with that stupid boobjob she got

>>85874542
bad boobjobs look fucking atrocious. good ones still look worse than natty.

>>85874542
>>boobjob
ewwww fuck no. Natural boobs are best boobs, no matter the size. Implants never look right and leave behind nasty scars. I would be so sad if Nerissa ever got implants.

wow I didn't realize ope was the boobjob hate thread

I'm glad we can come to a majority consensus that Nerissa is beautiful and her boobs are perfect no matter what size they are. I love you, please marry me someday

>>85875729
i didn't either, but i'm very glad our majority consensus was reached

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Goodnight /ope/
Don't you dare let the thread die again or I'll whisk Rissa away on a sexcation again

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Sup Nerissa. Have you ever done a black fast? I ate like 500 calories yesterday and I did a black fast today which is 0 calories. Im starving right now but the good news is I have leftover salmon, swordfish, and sole waiting for me. Im going to make some fish tacos with some guac. You look very thin so I dont recommend you fast or go on a cut. Women look really good with higher body fat percentages than men.
>to the rest of you
plastic surgery is disgusting, Nerissa is perfect the way God made her. Some of my friends have gotten plastic surgery and botox, and it looks awful every time.

i think it would be funny to see nerissa play darkwood

>>85874542
Since I have a friend like Shiori, known for like 20 years, let me say her joking is 100% just because of no filter and lovingly loves her friends but will say the most wildin shut the closer she gets to you. Biboo...less so I feel when she makes them(primarily because she definitely would love to feel "mature" like Nerissa), but only because she knows she is cute and can :D through most things. Not to make this Holo vs. Holo, though, don't misunderstand, just an assessment of their personalities. But I think Rissa doesn't mind the jokes, we all know she is a Kyon advocator from that rant near debut, and her friends pretty much adore her regardless, since Biboo just gets tackled by her and enjoys it like they're two sisters. We all know the bullying love with Fuwawa and Nerissa at this point (which is still one of the most unique because Fuwawa nurses a Helga/Arnold like crush for Rissa, and Rissa sees Fuwawa as an unironic big sister she wants to be spoiled by and made a triplet to FWMC), and Mococo's seemingly tsundere transition to full on loving her kisses (although Biboo does as well) deredere is kinda magical. I always thought Advent really gelled well, but they are *this* close to being able to go for the Full House closeness. All that to say, the jokes are just jokes. She's perfect as she is. Got all ranty waking up from a long nap, meant to say Shiori is just Shiori and made a whole Advent assessment, kek. Wallpaper is great, us fat fucks are lucky to have our oshi.

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>>85872806
Nerissa what snacks do you like?
For me im a notorious charcuterie board enjoyer and I would consider that a snack, cured meats and cheeses are great.
>cookies
I would also consider cookies snacks. I had many nicknames growing up, and one of them was cookie monster because I love cookies and homemade baked goods I also love. Other than that im not really a snacker. Is beef jerky a snack? Is homemade granola a snack?
>granola bars
Oh btw speaking of granola have you had those green wrapper "nature valley" granola bars? I used to love those but those crumbs get everywhere. You cant eat those without making a mess everywhere. I used to eat them with peanut butter smeared on it.
>popcorn
Is popcorn a snack? Popcorn is good while watching a movie but have you ever had those premium popcorn with like the chocolate and different flavors? Those are so good. I had some smores flavored popcorn a few years ago, I love those and couldnt find them anymore. They were graham cracker flavored and had little pieces of chocolate and tiny marshmellows stuck to them. I always tell my family dont get me anything expensive for Christmas, just get me some flavored popcorn or a cookie assortment. Even the Danish butter cookies from the tin I love those.
Anyway popcorn is good for watching a movie and then you both reach into the tub at the same time and you have an accidental hand touch. Thats always fun. But then you get comfortable and you start feeding each other and throwing popcorn at each others mouth completely disregarding the movie.

when rissa goes to the movie theater (with me) she gets extra extra extra butter on her popcorn

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please help I can't make out the text on the wallpaper's pop cans

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>>85881193
i gotchu.
>holosoda
>bart?
>dasani?
actually i don't gotchu, this is hard to read

Rissa should sit on my face and stream 8 hours of runescape without standing up

She has flat tits and flat ass

>>85865959
S+
KiaRissa, FuwaRissa, ShioRaven
S
Emo Birds, 2 Divas (Iryssa) , FauRissa
A+
Jewel bird, Death Demon, Blue woman
A
Beauty and the Beast (Rissa x GG), Nereta, RaoRissa, Gurissa
B
Ina-Rissa, NerissAme, Rissa-Cc, MaRissa, RiriRissa, Blue birds
C
ORissa, rest of JP and ID
D
BloodRaven, Rissa-Kobo
F
Bae-Nerissa

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>>85872806
Jokes on Rissa! I always have back up snacks

>>85885526
>ORissa
?

>>85885070
Going to the gym and eating more calories will fix her flat ass
Flat tits are perfect

>>85885768
Ollie Nerissa

>>85886029
Fuuuuuuck I can only imagine gym Rissa's thighs and ass
Last thread was coomertown but I'm about to make this thread pt 2

>>85886879
Just reopen the treadmill streams while you wait to keep it going.

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>>85886879
t.

>>85882327
Hair too short

Rissa sex?

go ghostpost stream soon kek
https://archived.moe/vt/thread/85863317/#85891507_1

AHHHHH

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I can post now, anyways, bless yomosaka

>>85892019
Been trying to post it for an hour now kek
https://x.com/yomosaka/status/1838188745599975432/photo/1

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WE'RE FINALLY BACK AAAAAA

My wife can't talk japanese for shit

>>85892294
SHE IS TRYING HER BEST

Rissa... you have 6 bullets in total...

>>85892451
It's ok, punks won't be feeling lucky today

>>85892451
Enough to shoot my dead

>>85892451
Just means she gotta make em count soldier.

Sustaining myself on eating rissa's ass alone

>>85892684
You'll get fat

Women can't drive for shit kek

no wonder she has abandonment issues

>>85892941
Huh?

>>85892941
ikr? It's so hot. I want her to cling into me like a puppy and try to keep me from going to work by giving me unlimited blowjobs

>parking in parking spot
kek rissa

NEETrissa Plappencroft

this feels like a prelude to a horror movie

>occult club
why am I not surprised kek

SHE'S SO RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>/dice one
I WILL MAKE INCREDIBLY CUTE RETARD BABIES WITH THIS WOMAN

>>85893446
you forgot
/dash dice

>Rissa with rockets
She gonna explode herself no?

Please smoke something Rissa, I'm tired of the blurs
>>85893640
100%

>zombie bf
Yeah, me

>>85893726
sigh, the things I do for my wife
*kills my self*

If its about undressing she rolls a 6

Where is she going?

Is she wearing her seatbelt?

>>85894593
Our Oshi is tarded

Does she not notice the fucking blur

>>85894799
She just read your post

Subaru has adopted Rissa as her daughter

>>85894974
Yeah, its super cute how much she cares about Rissa

Nerissa is 1 bad day away from blowing up a school

Her anxiety is through the roof rn, her sweat smells heavenly

I'm half as lost as her and that saying something since I went away for 10 minutes

>>85894974
Shuba cares so much about Rissa, it's really cute how she dotes her. It reminds me a little of those anime tropes where a girl looks like the little sister of the female MC but it actually turns out to be her lolibaba mother

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Brooos she's so cute when she's stressed and scared of getting lost, I want to hug her so bad

No survival instincts at all, what a cute retard

>Instantly dropped

This is what happens when you have all the retards on the cop side

oh shit it's the backrooms

Damn Russian drones are something else kek

This is beyond wet cat level
It's dead rat rotting on the sidewalk now

C'mere Rissa I'll kiss the cough away from you

>>85896669
wasn't a russian drone, it didn't aim for hospitals or schools

>>85895616
Didn't she just leave her under a car for like 10 minutes?

>>85897545
Nerissa was a distraction as rookie cop. She was supposed to go in, get shot, talk to the gang, distract them and then the senior cops came in an shot while the gang was talking to Rissa

>lapdancing
yeah, on my dick

>>85897976
I think you mis understood. It's Lap dancing, not lapdancing. So she is dancing like La+, not actual lapdancing

>>85897976
lap+ dancing on your dick?

She just flirts with everyone kek

I hear Suisei calling Nerissa every time but i feel like she doesnt hear it

THAT'S AME!!!

she so shit at this, awful stream

What's with the music playing, it feels like Rissa and Ame are having their final date

Why did she mute the fucking music

>>85898967
Greyfags were complaining it was too loud for their poor ears

ignoring people who talk to her and doing fck all, great content

>>85898835
What'd you expect? She needs more time to learn things that most, yet her total playtime is about the same as most participants single day playtime.

She needs her wife to handhold her
Her other other wife that is

>>85899134
That's fucking retarded on her part. it ruins the moment with the fireworks

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Thank you jannie dono

>>85899617
Seems like a refugee from /gem/, got chased out and needed another place to shit up.

>>85899211
0 effort, 0 prep work. Just like everything she does, total dilletante

>>85899790
deport him to italy

this is hard to watch

I love my cute wife

Police cute. Even in group she is still my silly wife

>>85898398
How would you jailbros feel if Suisei invited Nerissa for Hoshimatic Project Year 2 and she would have JP arc 3?

>>85900938
I'd commit double suicide with Rissa

>Nerissa remembers Reine's ID class
She is one of the only one who remembers thebstuff she learned from the ID class

Nice aim kek

NERISSA SHOT DOWN THE DUCK. I REPEAT. NERISSA SHOT DOWN THE DUCK

SHE DID IT AGAIN

NERISSA SHOT DOWN THE DUCK TWICE. I REPEAT. NERISSA SHOT DOWN THE DUCK TWICE

>>85900938
I don't know what that project is but whatever will help to make the idol group HoloBlue a thing is a plus in my book.

GENOCIDAL MANIAC
I LOVE HER

>>85901676
Hoshimatic project is a large scale project with a lot of holomem in 3d including dance practises, special 3d outfits and 3d performances

>>85902471
Oh then DEFINITELY! Give her a chance to impress her JP senpais in person

>>85902421
I think Nerissa has some pyromaniac tendancies

>Are we gonna go horse racing
Nerissa somehow didn't pick up on that

>>85902671
We've known this for a while

>>85902471
that would require work and commitment, too much for rissa

>If I say she is lazy and doesn't care enough times, maybe I'll get allies!
You'd think people would make better usage of their time than farming (You)s.

>>85903386
I’m too busy watching my wife be a genocidal maniac to care about schizos rn

Holy psychopath

Imagine she gets the couch she destroyed

end stream already

>>85873850
Ringobro here. It'll moreso be an every once in a while thing instead of keeping it up constantly.

>>85904028
No, it's strip club time

I taught her those moves btw, she uses them on my dick everyday

Back to the pole. The Rissa years for the strip club

the strip club is where she belongs, not hololive

SHE FLEW

WHAT THE KEK THAT WAS AMAZING

No. She belongs in the pole I installed in our room, which Ive installed into our home. No, I will not take my meds.

Nooo not another vacation aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>85902758
Yeah as we can see she puts nooo work in. All of her music and collabs and help with other holos just appears out of nowhere, am i right?

Idiot.

>replying

>>85905449
she puts no effort and work into her streams, idiot

>>85905492
Probably the same guy who replies skippa skippa to everyone and everything as well, can't help it

>>85905706
skippa skippa

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Rissa...Come back...

Gone too soon...

>>85905689
You're so obsessed with her.

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I miss her already...

I miss her TOO much
I'm willing to buy contraband nerissium
Any sellers?

>>85906345
We all are

>>85906345
ofc I am duh

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>>85906748

>>85906748
>>85907351(me)
That'll be 1 Rissa Pizza btw

>>85907422
>That'll be 1 Rissa Pizza btw
put it on my tab

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>>85908096
Even here Rissa looks eepy

>>85909053
I'm the Flatfuck directly underneath and in contact with her butt. Also this is very cute

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>>85909457

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>>85910292
You're one lumpy fuck

>>85885526
SS++(GOD)
Rissanon

>>85912395
>Rissanon
>SS++ (GOD)
Wrong the right one is
SS++ (GOD)
Rissa×Jailbirds

>>85913400
All of them? At once?!

>>85913899
All those Jailbirds? Me

>>85913899
Tell me how many Jailbirds you see at her beach summer date? All (me) btw

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Holy shit, I've been sick this entire time Rissa has been sick. Damn woman placed a curse on me.
I must stab her with my dick in order to free myself.

>>85916898
The fuck are you doing here cheebs?

green girls live
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>>85918510
a different green, then

>>85916898
CHEEBS YOU STILL OWE ME 20 BUCKS

>>85917245
That's a very compelling argument

She's in CC's chat. Twilight caused her to talk, of course.

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love at first sight is real

>>85921446
And it got sent straight to the trash lol

>>85921594
Sorry Rissa, that's just real life for you...

>>85921594
Which one?

>>85922991
Insta love. CC and Fauna used Twilight as an example and then declared it a trash trope lol

Oh no, Fauna mentioned Astarion.

>>85923048
I wanna say i believe in insta love, but my only ever girlfriend girlfriend, i met her when we were both 13 and i only got interested in her when we both 19. But as a book trope i do like it

Well, if they want mecha drama, we could have Fafner, Asura Cryin, and RahXephon, has pretty much all the tropes on that chart.

THERE IS NO IRONICALLY LOVING IT, YOU LOVED CHEESE, YOU MUST EMBRACE IT.

>>85925594
Sorry, we are the emergency rations

>>85909053
>>85909528
>>85925594
>Jailbird cutlet with rice n potato
>Jailbird cutlet on a cuban sandwich
>Jailbird cutlet on a patacon

Would Nerissa eat plantain?

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Guys... she's looking at me like this what do?
https://x.com/SoleVis_on/status/1838285391037636703/photo/1

Nerissa should unironically learn pole dancing

>>85929047
pole dancing is all core strength which she has literally none of

>>85929047
Don't worry, I'm teaching her on my pole (dick)

>>85928490
mating press

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>>85929047
I've thought about recommending it to her myself.

>>85929276
Source: My ass

>>85930759
I'm curious which one of those statements you think is untrue

Nerissa, are you gonna wait until the one day I forget to leave a comment to do hearties again?

Nerissa does not have a boyfriend.

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>>85932113
True. She has a husband, me

>>85932821
Do you live with her in her parent's home?

>>85932821
Why did you take a pic of my wife and I?

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She ate all of my snack, time for rape correction
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When's Nerissa playing Runescape again?

>>85935720
Probably some time next week.

>>85935720
probably next week, but if she feels an intense need to rune the scape she'll probably post which world shes in in membies tab again

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>>85929276
Rissa has literally no strength in any pole dancing muscle so she may as well start from zero

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>>85909053

>>85938905
confident debut rissa feels weird now desu. im so used to girlfailure wet cat rissa

>>85938999
The wet cat Rissa is pretty much her real self. I only started watching her during her BG3 arc so when I go back to watch the vods I cringe my ass because she sounds fake a bit

>>85939129
yeah, im glad she felt comfy enough to be nearly 1:1 her real self. sometimes debut rissa can be damn cringe. i still remember when she broke all semblance of kayfabe and said she was going to reset her model during her second ever stream lol

>>85939295
She still sometimes say "She froze" when talking about her model kek

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>>85939385
yea she forgets sometimes hehe

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Is it better to marry a girlfailure or girlsuccess?

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>>85940913
Whichever one Nerissa is because I love her with all my heart either way.

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>>85940913
I love a little mix of both, makes things interesting. Incidentally that's what I think of Rissa. She's very dependable and knowledgeable in things she enjoy like with music, clothes and stuff that I'm not good at, so she'll be an amazing source of advice to me with things like that. She's however tech illiterate and gullible so I get to flex some of my knowledge helping her with everything she struggles in

>>85942715
Will she treat your flexing as cool or will she think they're wrong even when you're right and be stubborn about it?

>>85943562
She's evidently more open to advice when it comes from people she personally knows and trust, she just struggles with asking for help.

>>85943815
Time to be sufficiently proficient at EVERYTHING so that I can always help my future wife with all the problems.

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>>85945026
Please, Nerissa. Do something different in members streams for the first time in a half year.

>>85946171
Screw you, I like just hanging out and talking
I already suit up for Fall Guys enough for everyone else, this is my break time

>>85946305
but they're literally no different than her other chatting streams

>>85946369
I mean yes and no. At least her members chatting streams she's more open and relaxed? It's soothing to listen to even if not much else is going on. I could unironically listen to her just talk for hours and yap my ear off since I'm a guy who enjoys listening.

>>85946369
That's unfortunately true. She's not remotely diverse in what she does for membies and aside from one or two occasions the things she says will be recycled from the previous normal zatsu. For me the membership is a way to hear my wife one extra time biweekly, support her and get hearties, the latter being now deprecated

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

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Nerissa's pink nipples, pussy and butthole

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Hi Nerissa, so I was thinking about how some of your friends call you stinky and sadly some jailbirds call you that as well. I know that they are just meme-ing but I also know that you get self conscious about it. So I want you to know that you shouldnt worry about at all. I know, and you know, that you are not "stinky" at all and though ive never smelled you, I know you smell really nice.
>scent
So on the topic of scents, I actually really love smelling new scents. I have an extremely powerful nose and I can smell everything. Some of my most powerful memories are scents. Fresh baked cookies, beer at parties, the football locker room (note that not all of these smells are good smells they are just powerful memories). I do prefer good smells though and this is going to be a little weird to say but I really love how women smell. Their natural scent. I am an avid perfume disliker because it masks a woman's natural scent.
>pheromones
The science (i have never trusted the science) says that human pheromones dont exist. BS. It exists for all mammals but not for humans? Nah. Humans have pheromones and I thats the biggest reason why I dislike perfume as it masks a womans pheromones. Womens pheromones are at peak when they are ovulating and im telling you it works on me like a dog to a bitch in heat.
>location
So where do human pheromones come from? The most powerful locations pheromones are released are the scalp/hair, then the armpits, and the most potent location is the genitals. For both men and women. I personally dont wear cologne because I dont want my pheromones masked and I enjoy when women smell my natural man musk pheromones. I have actually received compliments too if you can believe that. Women are very receptive to man pheromones especially when they are ovulating. It goes both ways.
>why am I telling you this?
Because I dont want you to be self conscious about your natural scent. We all know you smell really nice irl and for some people like myself, whether you are perfumed or not. It makes no difference. I know you smell wonderful always. Youre the best Nerissa! Keep your self confidence up!

>>85952169
Breakfast, lunch and dinner

sleeping on a deflated air matress with my wife nerissa ravencroft (the new cats pissed in our bed so we're forced to do this)

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>>85956448
All of that and I didnt even ask a question. What is your favorite smell? Does it come from a food? Does it come from a location? A person? Whats your favorite pie smell? Apple pie? I like apple cinnamon smell, It makes the whole house smell nice and comfy. Seared steak smell do you like that? The herbs in a stew smell? thats always nice. Your husband's pale blue sweater that he gave you and you put it on because you were cold and now its at your closet forever and it has his scent on it and so you smell it while laying in bed because it reminds you of him. And also you wear it sometimes and its now a part of your wardrobe as one of those oversized sweater looks. But then youbwear it too much so you give it back for a bit so his scent reloads into the fabric and at that point you take it back cuz you want to smell him some more. Do you like that stuff?

>>85957873
Excuse me, my sweater is not pale blue. It's more ashen grey. I think it contrasts nicely with my wife's beautiful eyes and lovely hair.

Nerissa's voice is very pleasant unlike every vtuber I've ever heard

>>85958745
what about fauner

Nerissa's butt is very soft unlike every vtuber I've ever touched

>>85958793
Her voice is very ASMRish which doesn't sound normal to my ears so not as pleasant as Rissa's

>>85958851
if unnatural = unpleasant, i can understand, even if it's her natural voice. i consider voices like kaela's and raora's to be pleasant even when they're both super ESL, so we're very different in that view

Nerissa sounds like a girl who likes getting into trouble

>>85959257
Not at all lol. She's the stick to the wall type of girl

>>85959829
The wall? Me
Or I'm the one sticking her to the wall. Both are true.

i really hope she never plays league.... that shit makes you depressed as fuck

>>85961505
Too late, game's already fucked her up

/Ope/ bros i missed ya

>>85961799
<3

Im gonna marry rissa and make her my appalachian mountain queen

>>85961717
i meant moreso in the relapse idea of things. i know she has a history with league, and you obviously can't change that....

>>85961960
Oh. Yeah I wouldn't worry too much about that, I feel like the time for any potential league collabs with Biboo or Kaela or Fauna have long since passed. The idea might have been under consideration but I imagine Rissa shut that down for her own reasons a while ago

>>85961799
Welcome back cheater

>>85961799
Who are you?

>>85962351(me)
Forgot the /jk
Hope you've had a nice break

>>85961799
missed u too, big bro

>>85962312
That has always been impossible because League does not support cross region play

>>85961960
Well besides being bullied for a large portion of her life, or that hat one solo performerance when she forced to sing while sick, or the terrible theater coach, or the various bad teachers including the one who blew her the fuck out and told her off randomly, or the scoliosis hitting mid childhood when she wanted to be in various sports, geez so many things and its only the tip of the iceberg...why do you think she is super skeptical and thinks people will abandon her if she doesn't do well? I'd say years of League comp used as a stress reliever didn't help that mountain if other things. Nothing like people telling you you're garbage, and that probably being the nicest thing, to reinforce bad thoughts. My original thought that she needs a couch co-op buddy still holds true. Primarily because she can do really nice things in games sometimes, hell people in this thread were saying she sucks at driving, but I noticed she made near perfect two point turns constantly. Same with her being the slaughter queen in L4D2 even when panicking and dealing with FWMC's antics. Or the fact, and I bring it up all the time because its both hilarious and makes me feel for her, she, while near bawling in Resident Evil 8, was headshotting lycans in one section in near perfect succession. She isn't some baby to take care of, but I think she severely could use a buddy nearby to say, oh hey, good shot, to really assuage the crap inside that tells her she's crap, so she debuffs herself. A vocal tutorial would probably help too, kek. Notice when they had one for EDF she noticeably was feeling better, but the ADHD with Advent talking around it made less effective. Although the controller binding and figuring things out by allocating what the controls from one platform are to a Switch controller are a bit of a struggle. Therefore I will be the sacrificial couch buddy, I know, don't thank me, I do this for us all.

>>85962632
Ope, shows what I know I suppose

>>85962632
Wait, but wouldn't that not apply for Biboo and Fauna though? Kaela yes, those two, no.

>>85963338
with the dota 2 collab they got a full team of 5, they'd similarly need a full team for league if a collab ever were to happen, which i think is also 5

You only have 2 more minutes to buy the ravenshiv btw

>>85964124
sorry rissa, i have paperless for so much that it isn't worth it for me. i hope you still love me

>>85963902
I swear, so many cop/mecha anime come to mind with this pic. But the craziness of this arc reminds me of something like Dominion Tank Police, YUA, Dai-Guard, and Patlabor.

How are you doing baker-dono?

>>85964907
Well.

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>>85964948
Glad to hear, love you <3

Baking.

>>85965333
Fresh.

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>>85964972
Thank you, anon.

>>85917245
Image slightly ruined by how awful quality the art is.