/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Why is it so Green EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVweqOW31wF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>85626865
Holy Guessu.
>>85969029OHHHHH I NEED TO GUESSU
Ohhh adjusts
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,847,852.51.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 37):>AZKi :: $74,467.84 [98.72% over Avg]>Ayame :: $59,761.48 [96.89% over Avg]>Mumei :: $40,468.18 [52.02% over Avg]>Luna :: $39,851.99 [92.99% over Avg]>Lamy :: $37,613.42 [57.81% over Avg]>Zeta :: $31,153.01 [67.73% over Avg]>Ayamy :: $28,527.08 [57.77% over Avg]>Watame :: $27,112.24 [58.79% over Avg]>Reine :: $22,644.60 [50.79% over Avg]>Korone :: $19,736.01 [91.09% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 60):>Sora :: -$268,426.11 [6.95% over Avg]>Miko :: -$185,505.58 [43.51% under Avg]>Kanata :: -$121,397.30 [52.88% under Avg]>Lui :: -$107,023.78 [46.57% under Avg]>Okayu :: -$41,589.34 [63.42% under Avg]>Kronii :: -$35,069.45 [20.72% over Avg]>Izuru :: -$33,146.62 [21.87% under Avg]>Subaru :: -$29,787.17 [50.27% over Avg]>Chloe :: -$25,367.92 [7.32% over Avg]>Nerissa :: -$24,777.67 [24.66% over Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Aqua :: 19.34%>Marine :: 15.18%>Suisei :: 12.49%>Miko :: 11.67%>Kanata :: 11.15%>Vesper :: 10.99%>Okayu :: 10.28%>Calliope :: 10.08%>Lui :: 8.66%>Hololive :: 4.87%Overall Average Adjustment is -$6,327.71Average Upward Adjustment is $13,413.86Average Downward Adjustment is -$18,745.80Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Fuwamoco, Luna, Iofi, Iroha, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, Reine, Rushia, and Zeta.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and GUESSU.
>>85972834>>AZKi :: $74,467.84 [98.72% over Avg]OHHHHHH
>>85972834thanks for the review!
I WANT TO BUY THE ORCAI WANT TO SELL THE ORCAI WANT TO START A MUTUAL FUND FOR THE ORCAI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ORCAI WANT TO MAKE HOT PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORCAI WANT TO SNIFF THE ORCAI WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF THE ORCAI WANT TO WASH THE ORCAI WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE ORCAI WANT TO START OF LOVING FAMILY WITH THE ORCA
Seiso Market UpdateStill fucking green edition>Well, you wanted more green, right?>HoloGTA is now over, so expect some coins to start declining. Sell, coins that are normally ones that will almost never reach over 100k.>Some members are doing clip watchalongs so that should help them a bit.>ReGloss is gearing up for their 3D Live.>DONT BUY OKAYU (because we are playing /mogu/)>Some mama coins are still high, so sell if you can. Why were they high in the first place?BUY>Vesper - there aren't many discounts out there, but Vesper is down so why not just buy some?>Miko at over 30k? Maybe not for those who got in when she hit the bottom. But, if you missed it...Again, not many plays when it comes to buying. We'll start to see the market slowly bleed out.Music coins are the ones we will see crash more than the regular coins.Sell, and Stay Seiso.Yes, I know my wife has a great ass, thank you for noticing.
>>85976177thanks for the update!
Today is another good day to sell koyolabo! WAO!
>>85980403sell... koyolabo?
>>85982783Yes! Sell koyolabo!
Looks like some funds are now buyable, but most are still a sell today
>week 52!!! vtl continues! come cheer! finals week! KOYOLABO ANNIVERSARY HERE!!! current value: $3,726,806,024,070.45 current price: $2,259,025.16 current volume: 1,784,682 last payout per share: $32,147.19 today too is the best time to buy koyolabo! a year and change ago a silly koyote softlocked his account and had to sell the shirt off his back to keep going! a lot of things happened and now koyolabo is ranked 4th! thank you for your support!! TO THE TOP! WAOOOOOO! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ>koyolabo weekly investor reportKOYOLABO ANNIVERSARY SALE! 0% FEE ON KOYOLABO! that's 20% more koyolabo for your money! free organic fresh mayonnaise included! wao!
Third time is the charm?! Go koyolabo!!
>>85987332SELL! WAO!
>>85987377science is seldom easy!>>85987491AHHHHHHH
>>85988947
I am now buying all funds
Did any funds go red?
>>85993504a handful were buyable, but not much, they were red but not red enough as they were still above average
aiiie I forgot about funds because I was too busy making hyp
Goodnight anons
>>86012975ask it what it thinks of divegrass
>>86009091ANON WAKE UP SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
wao
The first four of 8 bets for Friday's divegrass matches are up now!The next four will be up tomorrow.
>>86030430
>>86032562
>>86034074Konbanwa joshukun!
lib
bil
>>86037597Good morning
>>86012975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObFFhWNbIuYLIVE
I can't understand anything she's saying
ohhhhhhhhhh I have to shit earlier than expected
>>86040572OHHHHHH I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER
>>85969029Sex
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,472,961.96.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 18):>Rurudo :: $185,366.26 [164.82% over Avg]>Watame :: $140,089.18 [277.58% over Avg]>Roboco :: $15,740.99 [137.06% over Avg]>Flare :: $14,370.78 [35.41% over Avg]>Cecilia :: $13,298.35 [60.02% over Avg]>Gigi :: $8,123.35 [53.20% over Avg]>Raora :: $7,449.59 [20.26% over Avg]>Aruran :: $5,992.18 [1.12% over Avg]>Elizabeth :: $4,706.34 [13.31% over Avg]>Kovalskia :: $2,026.38 [31.23% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 79):>Choco :: -$127,531.55 [52.46% under Avg]>Amelia :: -$110,690.57 [24.92% over Avg]>Pekora :: -$96,326.84 [33.72% under Avg]>Ayame :: -$93,734.85 [13.44% over Avg]>AZKi :: -$79,884.59 [36.77% under Avg]>Fuwamoco :: -$69,462.20 [49.71% over Avg]>Subaru :: -$66,149.36 [19.23% under Avg]>Iroha :: -$64,925.61 [19.53% under Avg]>Lamy :: -$64,442.85 [21.19% under Avg]>Ina'nis :: -$64,212.18 [17.43% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Vesper :: 37.51%>Aqua :: 17.30%>Marine :: 14.38%>Suisei :: 11.45%>Miko :: 11.19%>Kanata :: 9.94%>Calliope :: 9.34%>Okayu :: 8.80%>Lui :: 8.63%>Ririka :: 6.17%Overall Average Adjustment is -$13,553.94Average Upward Adjustment is $21,282.98Average Downward Adjustment is -$21,625.91Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Gigi, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, Rurudo, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and when will we escape this Eternal Green?
auto trader dead for anyone else?
>>86043639hm yeah it looks stuck.
dev summoning.
>>86043639>>86044637Fixed it, forgot to post-tdev
>>86046026thank you
>>86043281Finally, still high but prices finally starting to normalize.
Not sure if I should buy, hold, or sell funds today. The main div coins look like they went back to normal while everything else is still pretty high.
Is nasfaq dead again? It says my user doesn't exist.
>>86047174
I'm gonna sell all the fuckin koyolabo
>>86047878this has to be reverse psychology...
>>86047919You can't stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0a7EJlmPxsI missed hag cooking...
>>86047174I restarted the server again, weird that it hadn't updated for you, unless you hadn't refreshed after the previous one?
>>86052837Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2CXqMnQpYw
More red today, but still most funds are not buyable, a few to sell, a few to hold, some dividend funds are buyable.
>>86046537buy koyolabo!
>>86058847Sell koyolabo? Ok!
>>86058847Get some more div coins and it would be easier to buy when green!
FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY FUNDS
>>86062175already have marine and suisei at 10x!however koyolabo uses a balance of coins approach to make sure that its freed from the yoyo effect strictly div funds have, ie, if a fund has 90% of its coins as marine, it will peak and fall 2 or 3 times a week as marine does, koyolabo manages to have perpetual line go up by making sure no coins are too overrepressented, which leads to overall lower dividends as not all coins are dividend positive, but on the other hand it lets koyolabo profit form ALL spikes as it has reserves of most every coin!this is also how we ensure every day is the best day to buy koyolabo! else spike days would be bad!but koyolabo is designed and managed in such a way that as long as joshu lives, today will be the best day to buy!
>>86062863WAO. LONG LIVE JOSHU.
>>86063137
>>85969029My sperm is gonna zero-guess so hard she will have triplets.
>>86062863Sounds like it has been, and will continue to be, a good time to sell koyolabo! WAO!
>>86066554Oaw
>>86066488I made this post.
>>86066554n...no...
money
going to walmart, anyone want anything?
>>86071222happiness
>>86071222bro, I just got back from walmart. They had a clearance of smores noodles.
>>86071502this sounds disgusting but I am intrigued. I will check for them>>86071465they're out of stock
I live exactly one Bibbidiba away from Wal-Mart.>>86071222Checked. Thanks for reminding me to go shopping.
>>86075613This gives me very unseiso thoughts.
>>86077058Anon wake up we are being unseiso!
>>86077058ANON WAKE UP, THE FUCKING PA SYSTEM AT WAL-MART IS BROKEN AND HAS BEEN PLAYING "USE SOMEBODY" SINCE I GOT HERE. THE POOR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WORK HERE HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT ALL WEEK.
>>86071502found them. gelatin (pork) and sucralose. did not buy. do let me know how vile they are.
>>86080158>someone like myouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The VTL7 Knockout Rounds are this Friday!Round of 24 starts off with /nasfaqg/ v /mogu/!!!!!!HYYYYYYYYYYYYP
>>86086663surely the team that dished out a 7-0 won't KWAB in the round of 24...
>>86086811
>>86086996ræp
I hope we rack up some kino fouls
good night
>>86085384oy vey
>>86094163wao
kwab
die
live
>>86094163I miss this design so much
I woke up.
>>86103698go back to bedkizuna ai is nfts again
>>86103733
>>85969029sexy
Hello
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,480,597.46.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 49):>Amelia :: $115,589.11 [53.53% over Avg]>La+ :: $41,255.35 [87.09% over Avg]>Pekora :: $40,967.67 [0.88% over Avg]>Kronii :: $27,708.15 [33.31% over Avg]>Ayamy :: $19,766.74 [43.57% over Avg]>Hajime :: $18,853.96 [6.13% under Avg]>Rurudo :: $16,979.75 [130.95% over Avg]>Lamy :: $16,618.78 [4.02% under Avg]>Polka :: $14,123.28 [12.44% under Avg]>Risu :: $13,627.53 [18.44% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 48):>Watame :: -$175,929.85 [35.84% under Avg]>Roboco :: -$85,085.92 [35.52% over Avg]>Fubuki :: -$37,791.24 [16.63% over Avg]>Marine :: -$34,243.50 [43.22% under Avg]>Luna :: -$27,919.02 [3.77% under Avg]>Cecilia :: -$26,588.83 [15.99% over Avg]>Moona :: -$25,271.40 [53.43% under Avg]>Reine :: -$25,234.47 [7.26% under Avg]>Roberu :: -$20,910.36 [17.96% under Avg]>Melfissa :: -$20,101.71 [12.41% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Marine :: 26.55%>Aqua :: 14.92%>Suisei :: 12.49%>Miko :: 9.84%>Calliope :: 8.36%>Kanata :: 8.24%>Lui :: 7.28%>Hololive :: 5.51%>Watame :: 5.23%>Okayu :: 4.95%Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,537.12Average Upward Adjustment is $10,175.00Average Downward Adjustment is -$13,019.58Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Gigi, Kaoru, La+, Mel, Nabi, Rurudo, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and the remaining Ro24 bets will be up in about 10 hours.
Ohhhhhhhh
>>86111473I need more red...
>>86111473thanks for the review!
uooooooh
this bump was brought to you by koyolabo!our sale continues!enjoy koyolabo at 20% off!
Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund will celebrate it's 1st Anniversary on 10/4!How time flies...
>>86120800wao!
Hurricane Helene Update: 0% Fees for Our Valued Investors! If the fucking fund page ever loads.Dear Krewe,In light of Hurricane Helene, which threatens our headquarters in Tampa Bay, we have decided to bring some sunshine to your day! To support our community during this nothingburger, we are thrilled to announce that our mutual fund will be charging 0% fees! That’s right, absolutely zero, zilch, nada! We hope this brings a smile to your face as you continue to buy Marine's fat ass 10x. Stay safe, stay dry, and may your portfolios be ever prosperous!With warm (and slightly windy) regards,Raymond JamesThe Official Fund of /nasfaqg/ FC
>>86121577
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
wao it worked
Yagoo, pls give Azukichi a new outfit!And don't use the "oh, she uses a 3D model it's a lot of work" when Mikochi and Sora-chan have a lot of outfits.
>>86127208I think usually the models pay for it themselves nowadays aside from special event ones
Ah I forgot to buy funds...
>>86127776....i'm still blaming him.
>>86130854I bought em all
man, I love being the underdog in the knockouts.
>>86135180I love Toko
>>86145243ANON WAKE UP WE'RE THE FIRST MATCH IN /VT/ LEAGUE 7 ROUND OF 24
