I hate you all edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Sec3Ts1O0 [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6rc1bG4hY [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-aiWItViI [Embed]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: The Touhou mahjong client is out. Now you can play mahjong as your favorite hentai doujin character and it better be Flandre- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, and bad at jong.- Doragon's latest video: https://youtu.be/AZ2xRgeTvUc>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Daisangen cause you cunts made me bakeRelated threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/dokoPrevious thread: >>85867582
Thanks anon
No sex with little girls allowed in this thread.
>>85980601
I came as fast as I could to laugh at you
>>85980698>I came as fast as I couldGirls don't like that anon...
We’re SO BACK
>>85975177
If it was Doragon I wouldn't last ten seconds.
>>85981544
>>85981544How are you going to enjoy the france trip with that stamina?
I'm not going to France
then France will come to you
/jong/-chan... gomen ne... I did it as a joke, and yet you stood your ground in that burning thread, believing in me, that I would arrive miraculously and save you all from the thread's imminent demise. I'm moved, so I promise I will actually bake the next time I see the thread dying.
>>85983815You made me bake
>>85983815
>>85983870Bake faster next time, thanks.
>>85983815Did you make that OC for your post?
>>85984266Yes
>>85984370Then you are forgiven
>>85984554
>>85983815is ok, i'm sure you'll bake a great thread!
Jinjinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1po4_vq1p2w
>>85965967People that can vtube at all already have disposable income, and if anyone has to choose one then they're not going to offpako over twitchcon. He obviously went to both and kept quiet about twitchcon for whatever reason, probably because he was just going for sex.
Would anons really fuck with their favourite mahjong vtuber? I would NEVER defile the oshi on my fellow jongers
>>85987565I'll take the burden of fertilizing khubie's few remaining eggs
>>85987565Not only would I fuck my oshi, I would fuck (You)rs too
>>85987565
Why did that video blow up? I don't get it...
>>85989982
>>85989982qb comment giving it an algo boost?
>>85989982Which vid?
>>85990118Don't think so, the spike was a like half a day after uploading unless she posted it somewhere that I've not seen>>85990188Newest jong vid is at like 140 for some fucking reason.
>>85990235>unless she posted it somewhere that I've not seenyou can see where people come from in your analytics
>>85990370Huh, most of them are just from browsing, I guess putting vtuber in the title might have done it?
>>85990235Oh no I hope the rc shill doesn't learn of this
>>85990509the thumbnail and title are a very important part of the video, doesn't matter how amazing a video is if nobody clicks on it
>>85990530Eh, the retention is dogshit so I think it hit the wrong crowd. Not exactly a good look if they wanted to use it to shill
>>85990756Yeah but I think I just hit the general vtuber crowd expecting a reaction clip or something.
>>85990896yeah probably, i should steal that thumbnail :3
>>85981544>>85990758Hmm
>>85990971Go for it
QB has to comment on doragons videos now or she HATES DORAGON and HATES JONG! We are going to be famous off doragons hard work i can feel it
>>85991000Must be losing his grip
>>85990509maybe some people thought it's about actual e-celeb drama, where a 50 year old woman who's vtubing gets shamed by her viewers or something like that
>>85991168Maybe, though I figure the most likely is that they assumed it was just a stream clip from a vtuber.
>>85991168khubie turning to dust as we speak...
Alright /jong/ I'm going to pick up my gf so I'll be back in about 2 hours, maybe 2 hours and 5 minutes if I end up having sex. Try to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.
>>85991168I can't believe Doragon has resorted to clickbaiting... pretty soon his thumbnails are going to be filled with red circles and arrows
>>85991311You have a girlfriend…
>anon is a normalfag
>>85991311>he's going to cuck his oshiShame.
>>85991317God no I'd rather die. I care more about the retention than I do the raw views. Who cares how many views it gets if people don't actually wanna watch it?
>>85990235i'm bestowing you creator's flow by my presence in the thread, you are welcome
>>85991442I'm curious, what's the retention on that video where you sat 30 minutes in a dead lobby?
>>85991555lmao the 1 hour one has an average of 6 mins, the 30 min one has an average of only 2 mins
There's nothing wrong with red arrows in your thumbnail hand draw mine and it's fun
Dont forget to put in a jerma to really get the younger crowd
>>85991667I bring the average up
>>85992754Animal
>>85991442>God no I'd rather dieDon't ever forget these words. I'll protect your honor and make sure you keep them.
>>85992986Go for it. I do this for fun, even if I somehow end up getting anywhere with it I plan on making videos my way and I like how I make my shitpost thumbnails.
Now I want to add red arrows to the thumbnails of an old video or two to see if they get grabbed by the algo. Might be an interesting experiment.
>>85994458i think it's pretty unlikely for the algo to care about old videos, unless maybe they get shared then it might give it another chance, but you could try in a future vid, worked well when i did as a joke <_<
Alright /jong/ I'm going to take a nap so I'll be back in about 2 hours, maybe 2 hours and 5 minutes if I end up jacking off. Try to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.
>>85996226It's past 11 p.m., I have work tomorrow
Majsoul Friends Room 40318(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40318
>>859981083/4
This is going to seem so out of place to anyone not /here/Jonghttps://youtu.be/YzypDf5jIMY
>>85998379the idea that you could have people watching you who don't even browse this thread frightens me
>>85998433Why?
>>85998108started
>>85998108im going to sleep, room 3/4
>>85990509Vtuber is a keyword that the algo really likes, so probably
>>85999269shan't play in a room without its original host
where's the update @
>>860004955 hours
>>86000538Needs to hurry up, I wanna bond lin already
>>85999321you've played in a room I stole from its original host
>>86002102
its been 2 hours and 5 minutes and anon still isn't back. Maybe he died.
>>86004102I woke up, I even bumpedthe normalfag anon is probably dead though
Hi /jong/!
>>86004848hewwo
It's big enough for little girls and that's all that matters.
>>86004102Perhaps, incredibly, he came so hard he passed out and is a sleepy boi
Why are we page 10?
>>86009767because Pippa is trying to kill /jong/ again
someone go bake /doko/
>>86011182nigger we dont even bake for /jong/ i dont know where /doko/ is
we can barely bake our own thread. Why would we bake doko?
>i dont know where /doko/ isheh
does Pippa ending stream early means she hates us, or loves /jong/ because our bumpers won't be distracted anymore
>>86014132She's doing another stream she's gonna skip in a bit, you tell me.
i wish pippa would explode and free us
normalfag bro are you good for another round? I need some ass
>>86011235I baked for one of pcg threads today, so it's just fair to get something in return.
my power went out right as I was about to queue ranked
Wait, why did she say midnight, but the stream is at 9pm her time?
>>86016957it's at 8pm her time
Honestly, Pippa should skip Class of 09 and do a midnight jong stream since the event just started
menhera xenia arc incoming
why won't yostar sell me outfits, it's not fair
Hehehe
>>86021575
>>86021634I can sleep on people's boring 1 han hands now
you've been playing doragon since she released and I haven't realized you hadn't bonded her since now
>>86021873I was f2p until now and I was still almost done with farming everything, just needed one stone and 40 dust.
koko doko?
Majsoul Friends Room 61016(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61016
>>860221753/4
yagooeys emote game continues to be garbage
>>86022426There's a menhera outfit autist, come look
>>86022517I think she will be fine with 5 more outfits.
>>86022175Started
>>86022517at least you get new emotes
I continue to buy outfits for yagooey because I vote with my wallet. Without buying them Yostar wouldn't have given here more than any other character. This upsets the Steve and Ransei fags because they are poor and can't afford outfit vouchers.
>>86022175WJ
>>86022175well jonged
>>86022175WJ!!
>>86025451what did you do
>>86025506I think they got me for baiting pipnigs, I dunno I just saw a ban evasion notice on my phone yesterday, I think it's cleared now
>pipnigs>peruano is a /jong/ergrim
Sorry I dunno what they're called normally
>>86025586Leave doragon alone
>>86025657how would you know peruanon is a /jong/er?
>go to bed >Sleep 12 hours and wake up an hour before I have to go to work >miss everything It's over
I still don't know if I want to roll for Xenia or not, is bricking my account worth it for that skin
>>86025788take your pick of peruano, someone pretending to be him, newfag who saw him spamming pipnigs and thought anyone else used it, or most grim of all newfag who saw other newfags saying it after picking it up from him
>>86025976I just parrot the most derogatory phrase I see
what a lad
>>86026077then you're looking for harine
>>86026078Oh that wasn't me
>>86026681good
I just said something about her going back to being the owl
Is doragon alright?
>>86029210Has he ever been?
>>86029210>>86029302Pippa stream had a dark>It's probably better that he's deadending for one of the characters after he killed himself that was basically a vt autist stereotype
>>86029472Doragon certainly does not relate. I related slightly but im certainly no jeffery
>>86029980>Doragon certainly does not relate.What makes you say that? idk him personally or anything like that but it seems like it got to him at least going by the tweets
Mahjong is dead Long live mahjong
what the hell does this mod even do?
>>86030416Deletes foot faggotry I guess
>>86029981Doragon spotted
>>86030664Not the only one it hit >>86030018, that was a pretty decent example of you're average Capipi
>>86030732>you're
It's over
T-thanks Fuji
>>86032844wow, you won 10 times in a row!
why so dead today
I didn't wake up until I already had to leave for work, so I couldn't pretend to be 8 people
>>86034561trying not to kill myself sorry
>>86034953Doragon spotted
>Don't deal in a single time>Get into tenpai almost every round>Get one yakuman wait 2 tile wait that gets denied>Still come 4th
>>86035080Read FB1
>capipi meltdown >/jong/ dies
>>86034953
I'm bought a tenga
>>86036661>I'm bought
Buy an ona hip, 25kg of ass
>>86036762If I wanted to do cardio I'd buy a treadmill
>>86036841It is too much effort desu, then you have to clean up after too and because it's a cavity it's a pain to clean out. I don't know how the doll anons on /jp/ do it.
10pull didn't give me the Miko... it was not meant to be.
>>86037199BUY JADE ROLL GACHA GET MIKO BOND MIKO GET HER OUTFIT
Miko was my first character
>didn't pull anyone with my saved up pullsowari da...
>165/2000I could have sworn you were M1 just the other day...
Stop rolling on the worse banner, Zechs is in 10 days
Keep rolling, we need more Mikos
>>86037648he's pulling the deranker special. master straight to e2
>>86037707Deranker special is m2 to e2.
I'm rolling for yagooey, though as I am both a yagooey and miko ritualposter, I suppose either character would be good.
oh no no no no
Ohnonono it's not looking good furrybros
>tonpuusen Cringe
>sanankou dora 4>doesn't riichi What a nigger
>started winningOkay, I'm bored. Here's a room, normal rules.Majsoul Friends Room 70584(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70584
someone stream while i koko
I'm at work...
>>86037986started! thanks for joining.
>>86038002my computer won't turn on
>>86038018Did you short the pins on the mobo to try starting itDid you unplug the PSU and let it discharge then plug it back in
>>86038051well uh...precisely what's happening is that it does turn on, but the bios never boots so its just a blank screen. I guess I'll try unplugging the PSU.
oh no
>>86038118Do you have onboard graphics on your processor, try pulling the gpu and using that
>>86038221Or do the ol, ram reseat or pull one stick
okay, I did that and now it doesn't turn on
>80
you have to buy the decorations?! i thought i could finally use some of my jade
>>86038460Is there a problem Gweilo, what's another $32?
>>86037986ggsgotta go, dinner is burning
>>86037986WJ
>>86037986WJ!
>>86037986wj
chiitoi...
>>86039763i haven't been in tenpai for chiitoi in like 6 months, truly a cursed yaku
>>86039891I got an ippatsumo chiitoi a couple days ago
If furry deranks I'll queue up
furry is E2 now...
>spoilers
I'm the same rank as furry
>>86040343queue up
>>86040834>he's the same rank as furry
>>86040844I never said when
i was tricked into deranking
don't worry furry, if you derank to adept, I'll queue up for sure.
>>86041105
Thread death approaches
Bit dusty & moldy, this bread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XDMCYo7yAAMahjong!Also Gomory got first in the round of mahjong millionaire.
YOU'RE dusty and moldy
>>86043461I'm not pippa
Clean clean clean!
>>86043461
>>86043476well you should be and you should jong
Oh god the deranking is spreading more than I thought.
I can't derank if I don't queue
I wish I was deranking
I've made it
>>86045396>1 female viewerkhubie?
>>86045417Kubie's a guy though
>>86045488
Ossanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyMA-u2ZB8
>>86045417Are women post menopause really considered women anymore?
>page 9
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN! Normalfag had SEX with his girlfriend and hasn’t been heard from since. She KILLED him with her HOOHA! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS!!!
>>86047945Femanon getting desperate huh
Technically jong?https://youtu.be/FcgaX0V2-94
>>86048277I was thinking "why is he doing one pulls instead of ten rolls?" then I realized I was a disgusting paypig
I have spent a lot of money on pngs
>>86048619The fact that ten bucks with the bonus first time jade from the shop does not get you 10 pulls is fucking gross.
>>86048810it gets you 2 10 pulls with fortune charms, buying jade packs just seems retarded unless you're going to whale hard or need faith to redeem a limited character
>>86048697But they’re cute pngs! That makes it all worthwhile
>>86048810I use the jade packs as supplement, save jade with a charm then buy for your next 10 pull after your girl is on rate up
>>86049536I could've spent it on...uh...actually there's literally nothing else going on in my life.
>>86049638You could've spent it on PoE supporter packs for some not cute pngs
>>86049730I don't even want to talk about how many stash tabs I have
A den of hoarders, gamblers, and anime girl sex addicts.
it's too cold, I'm going back to sleep
>>86049754If your games doesn't freeze for 10 seconds opening your standard stash, you need more.
>>86048277Congratulations on the bond
I think the committee should look into the validity of the giveaway, what is the likelihood that local celebrity doragon happened to win? We need to form a council and investigate.
>>85991311 (You)>>86004102I ended up sleeping for like 13 hours. I'm back now.
>>86053294>(You)>>86053233>[Deleted]
>>86053220Only 5 anons actually signed up, so 100% clearly
>>86053294>sleeping with his girlfried took 13 hours instead of the planned 5 minuteswell done, anon
>>86053332Me and my 4 tulpas
>>86053978How much power does the doragon tupla take up making videos?
There's no proof doragon is even still alive
>>86055147He just uploaded a video though
>>86055236that was HOURS ago
I can't believe doragon suffered a heart attack and died since his last post...
>>86055236You can schedule uploads..
I can't believe doragon has been dead for 2 years and this has all been a social experiment
Whose discord kitten have I been for the last 6 months?
I killed old doragon, I'm the new doragon now.
does the unlock everything mod ever work or is it because theres a new update
>>86056599I wouldn't know, I have everything unlocked because my dad is Johnny Yostar
>>86056599what's the point if people can't see your swag
>>86056919im hoping they'll see the swag i already did pay for without me having to go bankrupt>>86056903give me your account ;)
>>86057045But I log in with my Facebook account...
>>86056599it's dead, chinks aren't updating it anymorehttps://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/408051-雀魂mod-plus
>>86057630oh wait I guess this is the new onehttps://github.com/Avenshy/MajsoulMax
who's playing on furry's account right now?
>>86057677im at work
>>86057677why wouldn't it be furry
>>86057652i tried clicking around but unfortunately i cannot read chink
>>86058932if only browsers could translate chink
>>86042095>ugly cat tiles>arabic numeralsI'm going to bite your face off
>>86059524If I had the cat tiles I'd use them too
>>86059095i figured out how to translate it but i dont think this tool helps with unlocking anything.. maybe im not seeing it>>86059694same
>>86059694weren't you playing during that event?
>>86059828Don't think so considering I thought they were in the pull pool.
>>86059524
why is it 55%? is it going to get more expensive later?
>>86060129Stop asking questions and pay up, pig. OINK OINK OINK
Im a little piggy oink oink oink
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age: 10
Whoops forgot to bump
Evens buy the decorationsOdds refuse to buy garbage with a fake sale price
>>86065604
>>86060129>>86065604the character frame and the tile back suck,The table cloth and the riichi stick are good, but I already have better ones.Easy NO from my side
I already have my barely legal wife sitting on cinnamorole (me) so i dont care about anything else. Im considering rolling for fuji or miko if they ever release her fat tit outfit
if Fuji wanted my money we would've gotten characters instead of outfits
Tileman what are your thoughts on the latest MoonMoon drama?
imagine getting cucked by moonmoon
literally who
Explain
MOONMOON_OW is an overwatch streamer turned variety streamer, he apparently actually had a wife that wasn't just a meme who he cheated on with some married woman at twitchcon that he had been RPing a relationship in a GTARP server withmahjong
moon is tileman's favorite streameruhhhh mahjong
>>86070185woman
I don't give a fuck. I'm just here to play mahjong.
>>86070185>GTARP serverEvery fucking time with this crap
>>86070185Obligatory reminder that male streamers are physically incapable of exercising sexual restraint. They make up for pretending to be le wholesome bro on camera by fucking around even harder off camera.
>>86070739spell the tea femanon
>>86070739Not me. I'm a pure and innocent virgin.
>>86070739Why you bully?
waow, doragon streams!?? I thought he graduated, haha
>>86071126you consider yourself a streamer?
>>86071126click go live
>>86070739>all males are-Stop it.
>>86071312I've been thinking about starting again but it probably wouldent be jong, and I wouldent be using the model anymore.
>>86071654>no model>no mahjong*sniff* F-fine. J-just get out of here then...
Where were you when Doragon revealed he HATES us and plans to abandon us now that his videos are taking off?
>>86072101D:
>>86072101>now that his videos are taking offVideo, singular though admittedly the retention on it is better than I expected now that the stats have processed. And no, I don't hate you.
he hates us...
>>86070995the tea
>>86072397HATE HATE HATE!!!!
>Have yet to make it in a doragon video
>>86073067Fucking how?
>>86073067cause you don't play with us very much
>>86073067just join kokos
>>86053294SEX with SHIROKOANON
I can't bake right now btw.
I'll bake, it's too hot to nap
>>86073108Takes too long to fill sometimes. I want dokos and I want them NOW.
>>86073420>dokos
>>86073484I've outed myself. Goodbye forever /jong/!
>>86073685don't worry anon, if I incorporate your speech patterns into my own speech we will both be un-outable. I'm a supergenius I simply must cast away any and all semblance of individuality!...mahjong
koko>>86074057
>>86071433>all malesNo, just highly social males.
>>86074065If you master the semicolon, you can even pretend to be me!
>>86074738the semicolon is just used for winky faces ;)
>>86070739This is true ive streamed twice and I cant stop fucking
>>86074075I was preparing my OC for the promised baking... guess I'll save it up for another day
