The mango thread Last thread: >>85948089TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>86014985amen
>>86014985koimen
>>86014985amen
>>86014949beautiful
>>86014985MANGOAMEN
Hi ヽ(･ω･´)ノ
>>86015412Die
>>86015412kys faggot
What would you do if someone told you you have Overwatch smell?
>>86015412Hello
>more ARS shitters
>>86015520Shower
Mama please tweet that you'll be streaming tomorrow, preferably in the next 60 minutes
>>86015088I cannot contain my boner tor this brat. Wish I was a girl so I can breastfeed him
>>86015714no worries anon, i'll breastfeed him on your behalf
kot
>>86015546Still fucks me up how an ARS akasupa is worth less than 2 bucks
uwoooooo ToT
>>86015714YWNBFF
>>86015581I miss mama...
Magni fell off. Karma is real bitch
>>86016238Next week. He’ll come back for spooky month as planned. Hold on lil koi.
how many people here like mango? I like them and now I wish I had one to snack on
amusement park date w/ pilot....
>Hakka, Octavio and Axel have a music sharing group in Discord>Every time Axel says something about a song being cool to do a collab with they both spam picrel>The song collab never happensKEK
>>86016419It's one of my shitlist fruits that I never eat anything ofThe other being peach
>>86016912correct and based
>constantly teasing boyfriend Flayon gets very serious and protective soon as you step into the haunted housewhy the FUCK am I alive without him in this life
>>86016419Mango love!
those 2 girls? both me
>>86016419Mango juice? Perhaps. Whole mango? No, thank you, there are a lot of other fruits I'd rather be eating.
>>86017012why even live anymore
>>86015915>>86015915It's worse than that. It's barely over $1 USD ($1.03)
>>86017183its fucked up.....I need to become an indie or something so I have at LEAST a chance......
>>86016912you do not deserve taste buds. Come here
>Unlikers coming in with the steel chairkek
>>86017358Take them taste is the worst sense
>>86016419I love mangoes; they’re delicious. People who dislike them have never eaten a Palmer mango.
>>86016836KEK sasuga aniki
lol walmart mango gets into s tier
>>86016836Genuinely why are they like this
I love Ruze so god damn much
Hakka's love for his family makes me feel bad at times about how I'm not really that close to mine
those 300+ marriages? all me
FLAY UPDATE>I have a penis
>>86019625he won't anymore by the time i'm done with him
>>86019701uooooh......
ANIKI ON THE HOOKERS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Y9daaKD5M
>>86020123 (Me)I JOBBEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Y9daaKD5Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Y9daaKD5M
>Mango was so rotten his finger went through the skinThe bit commit master
Wtf this is a sad game, Axel is gonna get menhera again
>>86020694he loves his menhera girls though
>>86020871doki...
How do I become menhera?
>>86021130IDK if you can if you arent naturally desuuu
>>86021130Develop deep seated complexes
Piratebros
>>86020871Not the dying ones>>86021061Yeah he likes her a lot even though he can't banter with her cause he's too dumb
i love my red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon incubus autistic husband so so much
>>86019625Clip?
Oh to take Axel to a hookah bar and talk for hours as good brotuber
>>86021356you beat me to it LMAO
Fuck off Flayon you superficial fucker, we're having fun here.
gao!
>>86021678https://youtu.be/DJ9QAhoP9WU?t=9545
Axel is so dumb, I love him
>This reminds me of a certain conversation I had with-Aniki...
KEK
>>86022852Nvm it was about a faggot
>>86022978Implying you weren't thinking about a faggot
>gorilla tearsKEK
>Had a dream where he called Axel a translator and Axel got so pissed he reported him to managementkek
He's so easy
>i love thick girlschubby yumes, now's your chance
>>86023515I AM ON MY FUCKING WAY
>>86023658He said thicc, not whales
>Hakka talking about Vegetta777Hermanos, you think he knows about just how much yaoi there is of him and Willy?
> Reply to asking less twobert, more armis & tempus collabskek, a twobert dick rider found the /mans/ poster comment
>>86024130Never heard of them>t.non-spic latino
>>86024187I think anyone who calls themselves as "Armada" is a falseflagger.
>>86023515But Hakka, you ARE a chubby yume!
>>86024187At first I read it as "Amanda" and was really confused.
>>86023750fucking fine, I'm working on it
>>86023515wait who said that? I'm in overlap hell
>>86024187The other site sisters have been absolutely losing their mind over blorbo’s feelings being hurt and him coming to hate the bettelion and resent his job, like he doesn’t already
>>86024799do no listen to anon. get fatter.
>>86024187>>86024978samefag, go back
>>86024978i don't know if he resents his job, but for sure the fanbase he has gotten. i blame the magmites who migrated
>>86025241And mystatomos
Axel talking about cute menhera girls is always fun
>>86025322the fuck is that
>>86024978that's what he gets for having the magmite and niji audience
>>86024982only if thats what my oshi wants
>>86025322>Hates his fanbase>Wants fuck all to do with them>Graduates to get away from them>Tells them to check out Bettel before leaving???
>>86024545im not fat-i mean what>>86024910Axel
>>86025548Bettel deserves having the worst fanbase for being the worst hire
Stop samefagging nigger, no one cares
>the worst hire>made the most money
>>86025775you must have been gone for 8+ months if you think this could possibly be a samefag
mmmmmm yummy loops
>>86025548rias HATES bettel
>>86025957Why would a big tiddied devil hate our clown?
>>86025957>riasHIS NAME IS MYSTERIO
>>86026029
>>86007567you were right for the last part, at least
>>86026174I miss Jericho before he became Chris Jellyroll the Ayatollah Of Cholesterolla
shinri
AXEL HAKKA ON THE VC
https://x.com/mabopoki00/status/1838767350411124767
AXEL PLEASE GET HAKKA TO PLAY SOMETHING WITH YOU, SHINRI AND RUZEASK HIM RIGHT NOW HAKKA
>>86026891Ded
AAAAAAA PERMS HATE
Why was Axel looking at the HolostarsEN introduction channel?CABINET IS REAL
>>86026234Yeah, and this one had cute girls and music, now imagine him playing that boring simulator game how is it gonna go
Nemu...
>gets Nemu to watch Breaking Bad for the first time >spoils the end when she's around his streamkek poor girl
I fucking love these dumbasses
"Are you latino, Hakka"?
>Wait where is latinoAxel...
>Where is Latino?
FUCK YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF ITALIANS
>>86027339I cooka da pizza
Oh that's why Altare is always feeling like shit, he can't do anything
Damn having your birthday celebration getting fucked is tough
UH OHDRAMA!!!!!!!!!
Aniki...
Why hire staff if they won't help? Is the coverment retarded?
Just walked in how the hell is the background music so dramatically depressing
Altare...
Is there some sort of limit to how much Hookah Haze people can stream? This is the second time I've seen someone stop after the creep got arrested.
MANAGEMENT HATE
Vesper...
>>86027869idk about this game, does it get weird from now on? Maybe an internal protocol
>>86027748At the risk of violating one of the commandments, yeah the Japanese bureaucracy being a colossal hindrance thing is one of the things that is sticking to Cover even outside of Holostars EN. The lads are not alone on this one.
>>86027748Depending on how many of them are middle men who are perms guy level of shit at their jobs, it could even be making it worse.
Man Jerry hit him hard huh
They should all just graduate and make their own company, I'm sure they'd do great with more creative freedom
>>86028217I realize you're probably posting this in bad faith, but is it too much to hope for that there's a middle ground between "leave" and "submit utterly to the corporation"? Maybe, the two meet in the middle somewhere?
>raids into Fuma's waiting room for his eventual 150k celebrationdo they not have perms to raid Roberu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MxZbfhwlpgw
>>86028217troll
>>86028299That would probably requiere Japanese corpo autism to change so…
>>86028491Roberto hates EN
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.and here I was just about to go to bedwhat the fuck just happened
>>86015581 (me)A bit late and not exactly what I wanted but I'll take it
>>86027869>>86028118Probably. IT might be like how Atlus asked streamers not to go past a certain chapter after the release of Persona 5, or at least I think that was the rule they had set up.
>>86028299How? For most jobs, you typically leave and get a new one at a different company if you hate your current one. When an anime person does the equivalent of that, we have to hold a funeral. Cover's already went from a lax start-up environment where people are happy to give their lives to what they love to layers of management jerking you around in excessive useless meetings via executive inefficiency that cause you to start emotionally detaching yourself from your work. It's a generic corporate growth issue made worse by Japanese autism, and the only way out is to leave because you can't dismantle that shit from the inside.
>>86028632I've absolutely never seen anyone complain about mid-roll ads on his watchalong vods, though his last menshi did have an abnormal amount of dislikes for whatever reason. First time I'd seen anything like it.Glad to hear that he's doing better
>>86028898It's hard, but I have seen it done. It does require continuously pounding the point into their heads though, and them being subject to a larger entity that is willing to put flexibility over autism. Atlus did get bullied by the West and Sega into putting their games on the PC. Japanese fighting games have adopted rollback netcode. The Yakuza/RGG series was effectively saved by its success in the west. It's hard, but possible. But it would require working with the rest of the Holopro fandoms as a united front, which is the part I'm not sure is possible.
>>86029129>dislikes
HWNBAW
>>86029355listen I know how it's viewed here but I installed the script years ago when they removed the feature and never deleted it. Still weird to see that kind of ratio on a random menshi stream, we know chuubas can see them
>>86024978It's funny cause if you read the comments, the ones losing their minds and getting offended over it are the ones defending his leech ass brother collabs in horrible ESL. Let's be real, those fans don't give a shit about the rest of the boys, they just like Bettel in his own little bubble. Also I have to assume it's the nijisisters that latched onto him doing that.
>>86029890let the brothers be
>>86030127maybe twobert should get a job of his own
>>86029890Go back to your doxxsite fliptard
>>86029216Those are more products more than personnel issues. Granted, the talents are in an awkward position where they're both, but I'd consider the product itself to be their projects in this situation. I've seen two different startups establish themselves as big names in their niche due to the quality of the product, but they still had key personnel leave after long negotiations because the company wasn't treating them right. One of them was the guy whose research was the basis of the entire company. No idea if there have been examples of major companies making core structural changes in management/organization, but it's certainly an unusual thing for fans to demand from an entertainment company.Is there even a way to ask for specific changes for them to make? "Do better" isn't exactly an actionable item that fans could ask for.
MAMA PLEASE STREAM AGAIN/MANS/ NEEDS TO BE HIT BY THE HOLY KOI POND AGAIN
>>86031018mama's holy water...
am I gay if I jerk off to Hakka
>>86031288only if youre a woman
>>86031288Yes.
G’night everywan
>>86031532i want to rape the smug look off this bastards face but it simply isnt possible
>>86031532Did he start using assets to hide his ugly outfit too? Is that what Magni told him to do if he wants to force management to give him a 1.5 model?
>>86031532I'll never get over his ears
>>86031955Yeah they're so big you would probably trip
>>86031532i hope leader never gets a model with smaller ears, they make me too horny to pass up
leader schedule out… leader waiting room up… happy slime
>>86032851i will never be happy until he puts me in his rape dungeon
>>86032928its free access in VR. make sure to rate Hero’s Haven highly on the steam store
Machiroons and altventurers are two side of the same coin, both are degenerate but in their own way
>>86033542would a machiventurer cancel out the degeneracy?
>>86033632two wrongs don't make a right
>>86034752a degenerate to end all degeneracy...
Who has the most wholesome fans?
Hakka is so cute =v=
>>86034915dont hit on my wife
>>86034832Poppets because they're nearly non-existent
PRPRPRPR
>>86035472knobby knees
>>86035472GIVE ME POST WORKOUT FLAYPITS OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>86035618Flay will forever edge the pitfags and you will like it
>>86035844damn right im gonna like it
>>86035844Armpit bros are real...
>>86035618i wish i could scrape the deoderant out of his armpits wiht my teeth
>>86035033I am here….. Waiting for Tavi to give me a lobotomy
>>86036186i dont remember making this post
>>86036212Wait there’s two of us?? MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>86036239we should breed and create more poppets
>>86036443Perhaps but god said no SEX before marriage. My wiener is holy
Machiroons and poppets in the thread at the same time...
>>86036938you should bring something stronger>t. machipoppet
machipoppets only like them because of their models. Imagine either of them with Shinri's model, would you still like them?
>>86037155wrong, autism
>>86037155>flayon’s tard strength with shinri’s height and absI would get slammed six ways from sunday, mating pressed and impregnated continuously every single day of the week and ceaselessly filled with bara pilot cum
>>86037769being mating pressed by a little boy is part of the fun
we hate regis altare
we rape regis altare
>>86038111being brutally mating pressed by a giant man with the energy and joy of an innocent little boy seeing his first boob is where its at
>>86038934nevermind, im on your side nowToT
>>86038934>innocent little boyroru
>>86039285i bet flayon is just a virgin pretending to be a super sexually experienced top, he would get flustered and fall apart in five seconds in bed
>virginal incelaxelbettelflayonhakkajurard>whorealtareshinriruze>marriedgoldbulletoctavio
I HATE VERTICAL STREAM
>>86039500>hakka>not a whoremeds
>>86039701Nta but Hakka has admitted that he's "all bark no bite"
>>86039500>Hakka>virginLMAO
>>86039862hakka is at least a virgin whore
>>86039500>virginal incel>hakkaNot after hiji off-collabs
>>86039862sex with Hakka but as soon as you get to the sex part he gets nervous, awkward and loses all his bravado
>>86040192ToT
>>86039862>believing that after Hakka sekuhara’d the dino in Japan
Gibby goes from sounding like a wine aunt to the koolaid man in any given minute and I love him for that
>>86039500Axel is a volcel more than an incel
>>86039387Flayon pretends to be pure and says he would wait for marriage, but super experienced actually and dominant and strong and so big muscles and people on the streets compliment him and stand up to clap at his fashion sense!
>>86040819put up some streams flayon
>>86039872>league>linkin park
i think flayon should impregnate me
Consensual sex with Bettel
CABINET ON THE TELLY
>>86042298WHERE
>>86042145i made this post
>>86039500Bettel can't be a virgin after those 9063 rapes he's endured
What the fuck is wrong with Dresser?
>>86042393sorry, i gave him severe brain damage after bashing his head against the wall while raping him
>>86042298Recliner-kun, my beloved
>>86042502Bed full of fluffy hakkitos would be heaven. All those feathers
Cabinet is debuting in 2 more weeks however they will be a JP gen
>>86042502still an onahole
>>86042627So its Futon, Kotatsu (not fuma's mascot), Dakimakura and Nagaisu?
>>86042380nuh uh that pilot autist semen in mine to be filled to the brim with
>watching ARMIS wolfquest clip>WHY ARE MY PUPPIES BROWN>pans over to GibbyPerfection
>>86042199Non-consensual sex with Bettel
Forgetting and abandoning Bettel
>>86043005Fukken saved
flayon pipping you with so much baby batter that you look like an overstuffed twinkie that took a victory lap on the conveyor belt
>>86043586You have such a way with words roon
You all need Jesus
ZERO days without the boys fucking jobbing
>>86043658By Allah I will beat you with my shoe
I am here to replace Altare because he is a jobber
>Spreadsheet sis ditched altare because he's such a jobberI love it when others see the light
>>86043986ewwtare
>>86044075END THINESELF
>>86044016>sisThere are no women in /MANS/
>>86044106Continue being wroth
>>86043586yeah, me
JOBBER LEADER ON THE VERTICAL TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/qJaeJVji-UEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/qJaeJVji-UEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/qJaeJVji-UE
>>86044367You tried
>>86044752jobber oshi jobber fans
Leader and I are in the forest! I'm sure no one's getting raped today
AXEL ON ALTARE TELLYTALKING ABOUT WORLDS (THE GAYEST THING ALIVE)
Axel's going to Japan at the end of the year along with some other people
Yay less streams
Axel would eat his cards in a duel
>>86045684TEMPUS IN COUNTDOWN LET'S GO!
Building landmines with Shiny Spicy
>AddictinggamesBlast from the past
Ah yes my favorite VG member, Axel
>getting the blue card from leader
>leader’s ideal would be to go to Japan for a month every yearAnnual Shiny Spicy sex marathon…
Soemone throat fuck Altare so he stops being a pirate
ALTARE'S FUCKING HIMSELF (AI CHATBOT) ON STREAM
>can you act like Regis Altare?Oh god, it’s gonna talk about raping Tempus…
>>86046784>They start exchanging tips on how to double team Shinri
ChatGPTaxel hates Australians…
>>86046927Good
>Not enough ayo and dicknbawls>See, you can never replace the human
>>86046927Axel hates Australia too that's why he escapes it every year for months
>>86045684off-collab with Zeta
>I don't trust any Uber driver in San Diego
>came back to stream>He's talking about shitty driversWomen?
>>86047139unlikely But it would be fun AF if it happens
You glow brighter than the axelotls
>giving women 1 starBased
Altare hates black coffee
>>86047583As he should
>I met up with SykkunoLeader, no...please...never again...
>Let me be a slut
>>86047817The single worst collab I have ever witnessed. Please never again.
>he's like Scar from The Lion King, he might not be the Simba, or the Mufassa, but there's something alluring about it
im gonna say the nigger word
>Seahorsetare
>>86047817Niji love e-celebs love <3
>>86047139>>86047358It's been two years please die off already, he has had so many other people, even other girls, that he has way better chemistry with
Maybe the anon who alleges Altare is an ojihunting WHORE is correct
>>86048289I'm not a zetaxelfag I just love seeing unicorns seethe
>NTR returning as a different thing
>>86048566Unicorns don't care about her though
>NTR IS DEADi'm sad now
>Magni Altare Noir SyriosLeader...
The podcast that never was...
>>86048643Just that name
>>86048645With Ame's soft graduation would you think Magni or Ves would have been interested in similar contract? No requirements but the possibility of joining events...
>>86048802Anon, I was referring to him spelling MANS instead of MANA
real organic posting here
>>86048802Probably but considering how they weren't planning on leaving in the first place, its not likely that was or is an option for thier situations
>>86048871I know but it made me think of them, my bad
>the cohost isn't one of the boysI hope it's not Nocturnal, he's ok enough but I don't really like their vibe together
>>86048209>city trip for basic eletronicsHis pueblo must be a shothole
Shit I wonder if they updated the game. Accidentally got the good ending first try
>>86048904they both were one foot out the door since half a year mark, they just got a little kick that made them drop it all together rather than continue phoning it in
>>86048566Least obvious thread shitter
>>86048978You should hear the heavy ass rain noises hitting his roof whenever he streams during. Sounds like a can rattling
>>86048959>the cohost isn't one of the boys>it's Hakka
>>86049112You know what...that would actually be great.
>>86048959Watch it be Shoto>>86049078I don't think this is a real threat, if they could Bettel would've collabed with him already
>>86049041If you really want to keep believing that...Magni had a Halloween outfit ready
>>86049112Hakka is a boy, if you jerk off to him you. are. gay.
>>86049107nta but hakka should either move somewhere better or change that damn techo de chapa
Is holodex kill?
>>86049245How dare you deny my wife's womanhood
>leader was sincerely testing banchou with that Minecraft offer>proud of him for passinghttps://x.com/27wichs/status/1836471287461613954
>>86049201idc what nonsense he has been spouting since graduating but even if that is true it doesn't challenge anything i wrote. he was phoning it in and planned to milk the easy money with his barely an hour long streams but got an insentive to quit
>>86048959He has other vtuber friends
>met up with jowolhe really was slutting it out in california
>weekly MonHun with the guild
THE COHOST IS FROM CABINET. BELIEVE.
>weekly monster hunterWill Grounded anon lift the curse now
>>86049456>Weekly group activity with StarsENYeah right
>>86049479Table-kun, he's perfect for guests to rest their drinks on...
>>86049456kek dyrbi
I hate loops
>>86049522Armis have been pretty good about that though, even with members periodically dying? It's just Tempus that can't seem to manage it anymore
>altare will never impale you with his Master Sword replicas
>>86049597
>>86049355Again, if you want to keep believing that...
>fathare's sword collecting rubbed offnon altareI, too, would like to rub something off to on altare
>>86049637Shinri you can't achieve sexual pleasure from getting stabbed with metal or wood
>love and cherish yoir oshisWDHMBT
>>86049714Maybe you can't
>>86049721Love and cherish your oshis. AND RAPE!
>>86049656>>86049721>typosLet me kill myself in repentance
>>86049721>love and cherish yoir oshis
>>86049848Can we rape you first
Altare not a man confirmed
>>86049655it's pretty easy given the evidence of the situation>but his hearfelt stream about something or otherlike he didn't do that shit while in holo too, nothing new
>>86049923All this shit about Hakka being a woman and Altare was the f*male all along
>chat says "love your funny words blue man">replies "i am blue, i am words. But i am not man"REGIS ALTARE IS A WOMAN
Regis Altare is a little boy. Don't you dare
>>86049894Not rape if i give you permission
>Axel withdrawals
Now what
>>86050155Bend over, you're next after this bitch
>>86050086Funny how Axel never talks about Altare
>>86049937Again if you really want to keep believing that.He was organizing the original anniversary events and had plans to his birthday.
>>86050086Does Axel have a knot? If he does, he literally can't withdraw until a few hours later
>>86048802Retard
>>86050321Yeah let's believe your oshi anon now shut the fuck up
>>86050352i remember the time when axmag anons kept going about axel's knot... those were some good threads kek
Do you think Mama has milk in there
>>86050451not even my oshi
>>86048631But sisters do.
>>86050530Milk powder maybe
>>86050521I am resisting the urge to search on my work internet if male dingoes have knots.
>>86050530It's just cobwebs and dust at this point
>>86050547I wonder if there are any Axelotl unicorns still around
>>86050530
>>86050530there must be, keep trying
>>86050569>>86050615UnbelieversShinri's big jugs carry big juice
>>86050581Aren't dingos just evolved from pet dogs that got loose in Australia
what are dinosaur dicks like
>>86050680Sandbags can be big too
>>86050706You joke but I think I have a snippet from an article about T Rexes and their sex life
>>86050782and milkbags contain 1 liter of milk
>>86050793Anon, there are full papers about how dinosaurs and sex. For a long time, it was a genuine mystery how the T Rex could fuck
>>86050706I don't think there is any concrete evidence if they had dicks at all. Dinosaur sex is a mystery
>>86050954>>86050966I found the T Rex sex article screenshot. I was gonna edit Jutard's horrified face faded in but got lazy
all of the boys have human dicks, cease these delusions
>>86051110HEY EVERYONETHIS ANON HAS SEEN ALL OF THEIR DICKSHE'S GAY!!!!
>>86051110All of the boys are smooth kendolls, get it right
>>86051110Proof?
>>86050954>it was a genuine mystery how the T Rex could fuckIt still is today...
>>86051368I think i have some evidence to solve the mystery
>>86051110We're pretty sure Hakka has a cloaca
Locking Jutard in a room with gay dudes to solve the mystery of how dinosaurs have sex! Taking notes in a labcoat while he screams!
>>86051688WRONG
>>86051688There's like two possible paths. We're pretty sure there's a cloaca involved.He either fucks like a bird (lined up cloacas then the male squirts into the female) or like a crocodile (there's a penis involved)The best sample we've got of dino genitals also had pigmentation around their genitals. Possibly to advertise.>source: i wasted my degree on this shit
>>86052135Everyone reading this now has to think about Jurard and his little Jurard standing at attention, smugly grinning as his crotch is painted in every color imaginable. He is now swinging his hips and little, rainbow painted Jurard is also moving along with it.
a catalogfag made this. kinda looks like the cover of a really kinky tempus doujinshi
>Paying attention to catalogfagsAnyway, I am a Hakkloaca denier because if Hakka had one, he'd store things there. None of his items have hooha slime. Checkmate.
>>86048645We should rename this thread
>we
>>86052570>reverse futa altareToT
>>86052135How can you be sure that Hakka doesn't have this corckscrew goose penis?
Cucktare are as cringe as their oshi, holy fuck.
>>86052019this drawing always makes it look like he shit his diaper
>>86052831Nta but corvids don't have corkscrew cocks or puzzle vaginas
>>86052831he's a crow, not a goose, for one
>>86052870scatkkitos...
>>86052937Don't get any of the chocolate items in the Hakkafe
>>86052570>made thisit's from here, retard >>72704628
>>86052570wasnt this made by a shitposter in /mans/ months ago
>>86052896>>86052929Well, if you put it like that, then sure.On the other hand,Hakka is not a crow or even a corvid, he's a tengu-infused Xenukunian. And tengus are not strictly crow related.
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>>86053064>tengus are not strictly crow relatedhakka explicitly has KARASUtengu data
>>86053251Ah, my bad. Touché.
>>86053161I misread tuck as fuck and got very excited ToT
(゜∀。) flayons stream last night was peak! Glad I could see the vod later and more 3d stuff like this
>>86049890Hey cool, this art references the exact moment Vesper became a massive shitlord in the eyes of the majority of the fandom.
>>86053489Let the poor old man be
You know how Altare has the gunblade? And how the blade part is hard light? What if he put something on his dick that can turn it into a hard light blade too? And then on his 3am walks, he doesn't even have to remove his pants or the victim's pants. Just activates his dickblade and boom! It pierces the heavens.
>>86053690this is axel logic
>>86053758Dickblades are COOL and awesome! And probably pretty convienient even if you aren't raping anyone to death. If your hands aren't free, you could just open a package with your penis! And if not just imagine turning someone into a big slurry of meat and red juice when you thrust into them a lot
>>86053924Why do you think about dick so much bro are you gay
>>86054206posting in /mans/ automatically makes you gay
>>86054243but what if youre a woman
>>86054272there are no women
>>86054206Have you never wanted your penis to become a sword
How the fuck are we page 11 but still only halfway down? I was about to bake with Octavio
