Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerunhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henorhttps://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/Previous Thread: >>85992997
I love my wife so much!!
I peed in the toilet
The taco bell people gave me 3 diablo sauce packets intead of 12
Sex with a fembud.
Gurass
>>86027072>Not in the sinkGet out.
>>86027132They did it on purpose I bet
>>86027216Yeah I bet they thought I couldn't handle it
>>86027239>*Le touché*
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>86027323>*Lo touchõ*
I still beleeb... I shall always beleeb...
Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.
Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.
>>86027411>>86027474
Just a daily reminder that your oshi is a faggot
>>86027638God I love these faggots...
I will never readI LOVE GURA!!
>>86027777I implode you to read
>>86027411>>86027474>>86027493fuck off antis
>>86027401No video game will ever have marketing as kino as what halo 3 got.
I shat my pants
>>86028035Never Forget o7
>>86028035The commercial scene where mister chief throws down the bubble shield and then does that cool pose…so freaking kino.
>>86027280samen
BOOOOOOO I got blue balled out of using the scarab and the AI can't aim for shit
>>86028488isnt it great
>>86028522perfect for hotglue
>>86028643i want to take a look down under to see if they painted her cunny or not
>>86028643
>>86028488>>86028522did he scratch build it?man I wish I had a fraction of the skills those builders have.All I do is make small modifications on 1/35 tanks
>>86028522Pure sex
>>86028201>I think we lost her>Not yet...
I wished Gura was real because in reality, there is no such thing as shark girls right?
>>86028396At least you have a kino boss fight coming up
>>86029051Gabby my beloved.
>>86029051You can have the shark part, I want the girl part.
>>86029125Gabby is Gura and dino gura is gabby in a dino suit.
gura nendo in a dino suit
>>86029282She's eating her, and then she's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD!
>>86029065Yeah, it was fucking amazing. I spent most of the fight looking for him because he and I accidentally stepped on the grav lift a couple times, my allies often told me >his shields are down, shoot him now!while I was unable to :D
>>86029177Then who the heck is George??
I really enjoyed Halo 2, it was overall a fantastic game, but the ending felt like the devs were running out of gas before the finish line, the boss fight wasn't very satisfying and it ended on a cliffhanger. Gonna download ODST now and start tomorrow or the next couple days
Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?
>>86029908She's already going out with me, dude. Back off.
>>86029678nothing beats sneaking a banshee into the boss battle room and cheesing it on legendary.reminded me of this stupid memehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1aTpf7M5O4k
>>86029908Depends. Can you tie a knot out of a cherry stem with your tongue?
>>86029966wrong link, meant to post the one with the F15 or whatever fighter jet it is.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_ZV0yUlQXnY
>>86030055Oyasame
>>86030055Goob night retard
>>86029893There are a lot of people that like odst. I didn't like it much but maybe you might chumbie
>>86029966800 millions views already and this is the first time I’m seeing Miley Cyrus new song. Man am I getting out of touch.
>>86029678>>86029893Based, truly the perfect, most authentic ending to the Halo 2 experience. I'm throlled you enjoyed discovering this absolute gem chumbie <3And you're onto something with the ending, basically Bungie WANTED Halo 2 to be all of BOTH Halo 2 *and* Halo 3 but had to cut it in half and make it a trilogy due to deadlines. I don't remember ODST quite so well, but you should know that it's basically a standalone expansion for 3, which actually came out first. It was originally even going to be called Halo 3: Recon, which is a reference to a special multiplayer armor permutation for Halo 3's multiplayer model customization lmao
I haven't been called a retard today.
>>86030055goob morning
>>86030222*cums on you*
>>86030055sharkdreams
>>86030015Cute dumbudAnd ye, fucking around with a banshee on that last level was so much fun. I can't find it now, closest thing that pops up is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW612PoTOtU , but you can screw around with Johnson by flying the banshee in front of him when he's about to fire the scarab beam. If you move out of the way when he starts to get annoyed, and then immediately move right back into the line of fire, he's like "Veeeeery funny... I'm still firing!"
>>86030055Goobnight
>>86030458crazy how that little bit of bumfuckery can get lost over time, i'm not even that old.
>>86030458I was thinking about linking a general kidd video too. This guy is a gem to the halo community. Sometimes I’ll put his videos on random and go to bed watching him.
>>86030220>Reconhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SNyvTlynTIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDcrWVDWffM
Someone in here said Gura likes the smell of unwashed penis. Is this true?
>>86030604Yeah mine
Say nice things about shark wife.
>>86029966>>86030015you can do that? does it fit through the opening?>>86030196I'm looking forward to it>>86030220nahone, I really hate deadlines, I wish companies were more like the old blizzard>completion date? when it's done!ah well, I'm looking forward to ODST and 3
>>86030647no, we hate gura heregawr is the true shark wife.
>>86030533>Old... we're not even out of our 20s>>86030541Same desu but for the last little while I've been sleeping to a few other channels. Think I'll put kidd back on again for old times' sake
>>86030667you know how when the banshee gets damaged it almost loses it's wings?get it damaged enough before it starts to smoke and you can wrangle it after enough triesdepending on the difficulty the enemies might blow it up as you try to make your way there
>>86030458 (Me)Okay, I actually watched the video I just linked instead of just skimming the timeline for thumbnails and it actually DOES include the bit of dialogue I was talking about, I'm retarded
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
>>86030961like oshi, like fan
Sin was born because people used machina
>>86030701it's still an amazing game full of funny stuff like this after 23 yearshttps://x.com/Mr_Monopoli/status/1838716240673825051
>>86031049
>>86031116>MrMonopoliAbsolute fucking legend, I knew the name from speedruns but I didn't realize he was also a glitchhunter. Truly the Pannenkoek2012 of Bungie-era Halo.Also I should've saved the picrel I used here >>86029065
I just now realized it’s “Sparking” and not “Sparkling” Zero. Holy shit. I am really fucking retarded.
>>86031050You mean doomscrolling 24/7 on these little handheld faggotry generators isn't virtuous or godly? Perish the thought
>>86031316Your picrel is literally me right now, but I’m completely under my sheets, head included.
>>86030684I didn't know Gawr posted here
>>86031291gura....
>>86031386Sounds cozy
>>86031482Well I am the king of cozy, after all
>>86030749will it heal once the cutscene is over or will the brutes that spawn in front of me blow me up if I try it?
>>86030667>>86030749https://youtu.be/Cmmii_Voo54Man, triple A games used to have all sorts of holes that even slightly creative players could exploit to do unintended shit. These days games don't seem to hit that sweet spot anymore. I've been out of the scene for a while but the impression I get is that most major releases are either polished and stable to the point that major glitches basically require arcane rituals to execute, leaving normal, curated gameplay as a sterile, restrictive, suffocating railroad to all but a select few turboautists, OR they're utterly dysfunctional, buggy, troondev goyslop early-access-tier shovelware. It makes me sad.
She said she wanted to cheer up those who are sad but now I'm depressed all the time
>>86031652I don't know if it's different in Anniversary/MCC but it looks like it'll still be borked based on what was posted here >>86031881
Baguraette honhonhon
>>86031921I was already depressed 24/7.
>>86031921>>86031973I want to sexually bully and ryona these posters and make them even more depressed T u T
>>86031971
>>86032008Well you can’t
>>86031881Most devs don't even do funny Easter eggs or "cheats" any more.
>>86032011La basé
>>86032044
Gura my wife
>>86032043Another anon pointed out yesterday that they don't make high-quality manuals anymore eitherTruly, Zoomers got the worst of all worlds
>>86032069I want Gura to leave blue lipstick marks all over my groin
>>86032183Blue lipstick looks like it would taste good. Like sour snozzberries or something
>>86032280So you're saying I should apply the lipstick to Gura's lower lips insteadLike putting sauce on the cunny
Are you ready for the moment where Gura and Ame both get really emotional during their last on-stream appearance together?
>>86032445How could I be "ready" for such a thing
>>86032041and who's gonna stop him?
>>86031881>>86031938ohh it sits at the entrance, I thought you'd spawn while you're still on the wheel, that makes more sense
>>86032669….G-G-Gutsbud please halp…
>>86032445
I’m really fighting the urge to go buy since skittles and coffee…
My breath smells like if you soaked a dirty soak in some chicken noodle soup…
>>86032881Gutsbud only kills scumbuds who target Gura
>>86032967>>86033032It will be daijobu
>>86033270Otay. If you say so mister
>>86033142Oh nyo. I’m in danger
>>86033323>>86033382
I LOVE GOOBIDIBA
>>86033783Kiara pls go
>>86033783same desu
goob night
>>86026962So, I heard that Gura is basically semi-retired. While she doesnt seem to stream as often as she used to, is she burnt out or is it a health issue? Whats going on?
eep time
Someone in here shared this song a while ago. I still get it recommended to me. Is good song. https://youtu.be/exZ3-cYIz4I
>>86034758wow may I have a Gura too?
Do you guys wanna hold hands by the Rockefeller center Christmas tree?
>>86034758GIWTWM
>>86034783Sorry she's all mine>>86034850Ye
Wow…holding Gura’s hand by the Rockefeller center Christmas tree and then making her give you a blowjob when you get back to your apartment…
They sell these insta pancake cups at the store. I like only nuking it for 30 seconds. It turns into this pancake pudding substance. It’s so good…
I’m an accessory and coconspirator to grand larceny
>>86035409Sounds romantic>>86035497Sounds tasty>>86035627Sounds illegal
Why hasn't she said anything about Ame? It's weird as hell
>>86036216
>>86034758That's what heaven looks like.
>>86036379I assume either a) it hurts too much, or b) bitterness and resentment towards either Cover and/or whatever other parties are responsible for holding both of them back behind the scenes to the point of driving her friend and genmate away.
For King and Cunny!
>>86037228For s’ghetti too!!!
Just thinking about gooba
We should play Halo 3 custom games with Gura, I'll be the fat kid, rest of you protect Gura TuT
I love her so much, it hurtshelp
This week, I shall commission Gura/Ame/Gigi, it's something I've wanted to do for awhile and even though I'm already over Ame, I still want to do this tribute
Gura the love of my life
>>86038005I would love to firmly plant my heel straight into her solar plexus and watch her body rag doll several feet backwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZCg4IXdT0o
>>86038121Is your prefrontal cortex not fully developed yet?
Gura is my child
>>86038607Thank you for giving us your blessing, "father".
finally bought a Longines Spirit Zulu Time to accompany my Gurolex
Guras career has been lying in a coffin for over 2 years now. It would be a good time for her to finally put the lid on it.
>>86039297This is the first post in the first thread that I have ever browsed here
good morningI love Gura
Gura is a lewd slutty girl
I love Gura the moist
>>86040266Wow, I made this post!
>>86040266That's Gabby, she's trying to seduce you by looking like Gura. If you fall for her tricks and sex her you'll contract every known STD.
Good morning, Gura.Please eat a nice breakfast.
>>86036379Not really. If Gura is private she would have already just spoke to Ame directly about her feelings long ago. What's the point of stating something everyone already has and she wouldn't be able to not be emotional about it. Plus you will see her on screen with Ame soon anyway.
What if you were dehydrated and Gura taunted you by pouring water on her cunny
>>86036379she already knew, she had already made peace with it and she already have a plan with that jerboa
>>86042002just like the Israelites, I will drink it from her biblical cunny
>saw Ame last schedulechumbies will obviously donate to amesame ocean charity stream, right?
>>86042274Last time she did a chatity stream it ended up going towards a scam.
>>86042829I read that as chastity stream, I need coffee
>>86044294would
What if Gura kissed you on the forehead, cradled you and told you everything was going to be ok?
>>86044474Rape
>>86044474rape
>>86044474>What if Gura...rape>But...rape
nyo dont rape me
>>86045913
>>86044474I would impregnate her (consensually)
>>86045913nyo
No wonder Gura hates us. You guys just want to use her like a sex toy.
Gura wants to be used as a sex toy
Gura would fold if I pinned her downI would fold if Gura pinned me downWe are....
>>86046999other way around
Goob morning retards
did halo bud start ODST yet?
>>86049387He said he was gonna start it today I think…or maybe that was Halo 3 I can’t remember
Why’s it so quiet in here…is ebreyone still sweeping?
>>86050589I'm here....bend over...
>>86050589It's just one of those slow days I guess.
>>86050589I'm busy playing wc3 customs, mb.
>>86050589I am playing civ6
I'm pretty sure Gura was just playing that google popcorn doodle game a moment ago, call it a sharkie intuition but I think I'm right.
>>86051233Look how proudly she stands.
>>86049314Goob morning faggot.
>>86037307I think I'm gonna make s’ghetti tomorrow!
>>86051977
>>86050899I just checked it out. Me and some other popcorn stood in the corner next to each other and we spammed our shield button. It was cute
Would you touch Gura's front parts?
>>86052181Y-ye….
>>86052181No, I would touch a fembud's front parts though.
>>86052426Would you touch a buttbuds butt parts?
>>86040420Because her fans are hurting and she cares about them? Like, this isn't hard to understand. Gura is the only member of EN that hasn't said anything about it and chumbuds are probably the most upset about Ame's graduation besides teamates themselves because Ame was Gura's closest friend in hololive and she collabed more with her than anyone else.Gura not talking to us about any of this is weird as fuck, even for her.
>>86053872Gura is a coomer and has been on a 7-day goon sesh binge. That’s why she’s been radio silent
>>86053266I love Gura/Mumei stuff.
Gura isn't worried about us at all. She doesn't care how chumbuds feel or if they're sad. If she did, she'd stream more because she knows we miss her.
>>86053971I also can't wait for Amesame 2
>>86054036That’s not true at all
>>86054031I would cheat on Gura for Mumei.
>>86042274>>86042829all charities are scams, all you're doing is funding their CEO's or some warlord
>>86054375I would love and cherish them both.
>>86053266>>86054375How can you deny this happiness?
>>86044876>>86045529>>86045575>>86045975>>86046931
>>86054375the penalty for treason is death
>>86054618
>>86052087
I'm craving ham
I bean everywhere man I been everywhereI breathe the mountain air man I breathe the mountain air
can a memelord please give me a fresh meme
>>860553022 Jews walk into a bar. they own it!
>>86055302Sometimes when I watch Gura's stream I hover my cursor over her cursor and pretend that we are holding hands.
>>86055302Gura's bushy pucci.
>>86055302I have "fresh" warhammer memes and a 2 minute meme lore video
>>86056486https://litter.catbox.moe/4gxdt7.mp4
You guys are making me kek teehee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTia6yb8_EM
I'm starting ODST and I can see that I now have 4 types of grenades
My strategic mind is unmatched.
>>86058006Make sure to shoot the bad guys in the head!!
>>86051092She was so cute this streamPlease stream for Halloween this year Goob
>>86058006Use them wisely Halobud!
How's the little goob doin'?
>>86058617are they scarce?
>>86058192Proof?
>>86058747Not really aside from one type but it does not really matter as you will see soon
>>86058747Not that I remember, I just want you to use them wisely as opposed to unwisely
wait is it anti as in an-tye or an-tee
>>86059123Tomahto potahto
i need to get work done but the chumbies gave me the itch to play haloyou know, this would be an excellent game to stream, especially co-op
>>86059123epee-tome
jackal snipers are pain... but at least the charged plasma shot destroys shields and stuns enemies again, idk why they removed that from Halo 2
>>86058669Depressed, but I'm not horny at the moment so I won't sexual bully her.
>>86060580
>>86060580I hope you get out of your funk soon. But please stop always threatening to sexually bully my daughterwife. Thanks.
ohh the plasma pistol hard counters the brutes, no wonder they made them even tougher now with shields and deployable shield bubbles
>>86060360I still read that word like this. Literally did it last night…
>>86060415Charged plasma didn’t counter shields in 2? Is that correct? I don’t remember that
>>86061309it does. Mandatory for legendary
>>86061309not sure, I was thrilled when I dual wielded charged plasma pistols only to find out they did basically nothing, didn't stun enemies either, maybe I did it wrong? I have the anniversary edition
Sometimes when I think of Goob I just goom right there on the spot. Boom. 1 gallon gone instantly. Next second, I think of Goob again. Boom. Another gallon gone. Sometimes I just think of Goob and not stop. Boom. Gallons. Right there. In my pants.
>>86061597Gura is literally dehydrating us.
>>86061801I want Gura to drink some water and push her mouth against mine to give me the water.
>>86061477Dual wield nerfs your dps I think, but I don’t think it would prevent the plasma charge from disabling shields. Only thing I can think of is that maybe the enemy you shot already had its shields disabled and so when your charged shot hit it, it had no effect. Idk, maybe just a game bug or something too. Wanna know a neat trick? If you walk at an angle while carrying a turret, you’ll walk at normal speed. It’s easiest to do with a keyboard.
>>86061850gura wants to give us her prechewed water
>>86061896idk if I tried it on elites, but I tried it on jackal shields and it didn't seem to damage them, didn't even kill grunts, so I just used the plasma rifles instead
Is Gura any good at strategy games? I want to play Dawn of War, Cossacks, AOE or EAW and so on against her, rush her base and pillage her forces before she has a chance to build an army against me TuT
>>86061957plasma pistol is only good for the charged shot to take shields off and disabling vehicles
>>86061957Oh, I think maybe the jackal hand shields are more resilient. I always go for headshots on those creeps. I never bother trying to disable their shield
>>86061896>If you walk at an angle while carrying a turret, you’ll walk at normal speed. It’s easiest to do with a keyboard.oh yeah I just got past the first hunters and picked up a turret, thanks!>>86062016>disabling vehiclesthat didn't work either, I remember being able to stun wraiths and ghosts in halo 1 and reach but it just got me ran over and killed in 2
>>86062158it didnt in halo 1 or 2 only after
>>86062210it did in Halo 1 CE and Reach, I definitely remember doing that
https://x.com/DollLeLe_OuO/status/1838907809876050374Does this model have a cunny?
>>86061850I-I…want to eat Gura…
>>86062311nope, it did not disable vehicles in 1 and remember reach was after 3 and odst
>>86062409I'm cooking!
>>86062432Ok then how do you explain this you piece of shithttps://youtu.be/ergTHhpS4ag
>>86062432okey maybe I got it mixed up, but I 100% stunned a wraith in reach, and I could blow up jackal shields with it in 1
I wish she joined holo gta
Can we please stop arguing if doors are subsets…it’s tearing this family apart
>>86062764i wish she would do anything
>>86060139Now that Ame's gone who would be best for Gura Halo co-op? Moom? Faufau?
>>86062572ummm anon? thats halo 3. I told you it didnt do that in 1 and 2
>>86062964Daring today, aren't we?
ohh I recognize the background music from a lot of youtube videos
>>86056486>>86056538>their super power was mega racismand one day Sigismund evolved from mega racism to omega racism
>>86063061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWh9l8RSkPkI meant this one
>>86062643that why I said reach was after 3 so of course it worked and plasma has always disabled jackal shields
>>86062924Incidentally causing that shitpost war and subsequent running gag/door subset meme is one of my favorite memories of this threadAlso, repent hereticbuds
>>86063272it didn't seem to in 2
>>86063283*door subset running gag/meme
>>86062992Ok mr smarty pants…you win this time
>>86063061I meant this onehttps://youtu.be/ovMV7qiqQuI
Gura is a subset of Gawr Gura.
>>86063632How freaking dare you…how freaking dare you sir…
>>86062964Kiara and Fauna wouldn't be interested in playing. Mumei likes shooters but might feel herself above Halo. Gigi would be in for it. So likely Mumei or Gigi.
I ate too many Oreos and now my tummy hurts
>>86063750MOOOOOOOODS
>>86063750Absolutely unequivocally would
>>86062964goob behind the wheelmoom on the guni wanna see them get wrecked by the invisible sword elites
>>86063632ur a subset of deez
>>86063829What’s deez?
>>86063821I would be more likely to trust Gura with a gun than with a car. She has cursed negative driving skills.
>>86063878DEEZ goobs!
>>86063746Are you telling me Moom is an anti-arena shooter elitistBut she fucking plays Overwatch
Sometimes people on the street come to me and they say “Anon, why do you post so much on /ggg/?”And to them I say “because I love them. They are my brothers. And on to them, they too to me.”
>>86064171Same desu
>>86063821we actually got that exact configuration when they were playing fortnite
>>86063752I lub oreos…I lub the Oreo blizzard from dq…
The end of an era..
the driving AI is pretty shit, they're driving anywhere but the objective, literally just drove me off a cliff
>>86062764Me too. It was hands down the best hololive event ever in my opinion, and I've been watching for almost 5 years.
>>86062964I don't really care anymore. Sorry.
>>86065279Please care.
>>86065435I can't. I'm sorry. No matter who Gura chose to play it with, I know I would just keep thinking that I wish she was playing it with Ame instead.
>>86065196I mean GTA RP is popular for a reason and most Hololive events were just Minecraft with very little mods.
>>86065196rust was better to me, but rust was also one of those games I used to play to deathalso you know she took part in it, that helped, gta was fun though
Would (You) go in a chastity cage for gura as the one condition to date her?
>>86065196its over?
>>86065880I liked the part where she called gura a bitch
>>86065968she would probably lose the key
Love GuraLove Chumbies
>>86066100That's part of the risk
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
I don't love content, but I enjoy watching her Gura.
>>86065968No, that sounds weak and subservient, I believe most women would be disgusted by that.
Woof woof.
I need a stupidly long stream where Gura gets a platform to showcase her degeneracy
>>86067068>a stupidly long stream
>>86067068Gura is a sweet, pure, innocent idol.She has never had any degenerate thoughts.
Gura is a degenerate semen demon who will milk you of your gallons daily.
>her oshi's gone>best friend's gone>Cover are being cunts as usual >deep depression and health going to shit because of all thisUnironically probably the worst period for her since joining Hololive. I'm not sure how she's going to get over this
>>86067689by having near endless sex with me for most of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-s6ljvSFgIThe Gallons incident
>>86067842I made this post
