>>86066551F
Another crack in my soul just formed, I dont think I take take many more
>>86066551Holy based
>>86066551oh jesas
kekpoor kid
>>86066551Can you imagine a fwmc didn't give that a reply?
It was bound to happen. Not the first, not the last. I'm sad this is my third time witnessing this event, but alas.
I can't decide if this is better or worse than people calling their daughters Khaleesi a few years ago.
>>86066551They should have said "please don't do that."
>>86066551https://x.com/Sobbi11/status/1839020242892169357FAKE NEWS!
Would have been cringekino but it was a joke, sorry to ruin the fun.
>>86066551I'm the bully.
>>86066906Today I learned there are influencers with the actual names Ari, Windy and Berry. And worse things are coming.>>86066947>>86066954roru, deserved
>>86066551This should count as child abuse
>>86066551Ok but why is someone holding a baguette in the image?
>>86067155>Ari, Windy and Berrythese names are kinda common where came from
>>86067382Problem is when they are not
>>86066551any kid that has a retarded name because of their parents will rope themselfs or change it the moment they can.
>>86066551It's bauver...
Abby S. Gard
Where do you think Sephiroth and Dovahkiin ended up?
>>86066551With parents that retarded you'd be fucked either way desu
>>86066551>FWMC got a child named after them firstChumbros, we FUCKING LOST!
>>86066551yikesthis has to be a shit post right?i refuse to believe anyone is this cruel to their first child
>>86067155Ari is kind of a normal name no?
Awful a name as it is, there will be a period of maybe 1-2 years when he's 12/13 where he and his friends (assuming he has any) will enter their edgy phases and think that's the coolest name ever.
>>86066551f
>>86066551>actually made a baby>doomed him for lifeWe were so close.
>>86066947>my child>my brotherMan I love incecst.
Fake news. It’s her brother. Not names Abyssgard. Turns out she was lying and just seeking attention.
Brown finger
>>86066551How is this any better than the people who name their kids after movie or tv characters?
yikes
>believing any random attention whore on xitterpathetic
naming your child is too much, it's better to get a tasteful tattoo instead
I named my kid Perocino.
>>86069933Will that lady's dad upgrade from daughterwife to granddaughterwife?
>>86066551People are serious fucking retarded.
>>86066947Wincest bros???
Oh shit a Sobbi post, she's a wholesome idiot. Lives in the desert
>>86071297not getting a watamelon tattoo
>>86066551Kids whose parents named them after some dumb fandom shit should legitimately be able to sue their parents when they get older
>>86067510My parents gave me a retarded name and they also misspelled it.On the other hand, getting dibs on account names and email addresses with my irl name is basically guaranteed, no numbers required, so I kinda like it.
>>86069933>>86071618Weak
>>86071297is that gigi?
>>86067649abby ass gard
If you name your kid after any HoloEN besides ERB, Ame, or maybe Ina or Kiara, CPS should be called.
>>86076130i was thinking if i were to ever have a daughter i'd name her Nina after Ina
>>86074564yep
>>86076130>John Petrucci has a daughter named KiaraSmall world
>>86076130What's wrong with Cecilia?
>>86066644What caused the others?
>>86066551It could be a middle name but also if it's a girl, they could just call her Abby for short and basically have her real name be a shameful secret.
>>86077726And I also just re-read OP and it's a boy. Oh man, oh fuck. That better be a middle name.
I know we're all retarded here, but it's still baffling to me that so many people don't instantly realize it's a joke.
>>86076130Gigi is also a real name too, it rather it's usually a nickname short for Jill or Giselle or something but it wouldn't raise eyebrows like naming someone Fauna or something.
>>86076130>If you name your kid after any HoloEN besides ERB>naming your kid bloodflame
>>86076130>names their daughter Kobo
>>86071297>low quality shitpost tattooCringe at least get real art even if it's a shitpost
>>86066551He's cooked.
>>86077517Oh I forgot about that one. Gigi could work to, if it's short for Giselle or something.
>>86076130I wonder if there's a madman out there genuinely considering naming their daughter Baelz.
>>86066551but why is the parent brown
>>86077551y pepo
>>86083486he's a holofan
>>86073787Fuck the wide pope
>>86076130>ERBGotcha, I’m naming my kid Elden Ring Bloodborne
>>86066551my child's name will be Haachamachamachamachamachama
>>86066551Ok but Abyssgard is fucking sick for a middle or last name. First name not so much.
>>86071297I got a traditional alligator as a reference for being an investigator. I know its true meaning but if somebody asks I just say I like alligators.
>>86076130Amelia is fun because usually I've seen them go by Amy or even seen a Mia. But I hadn't heard anyone go by A M E. And it sounds really nice so it'd be a cute baby name while still being a traditional name.
>>86076130what about garibaldi?
>>86066551Imagine growing up with an easy to bully name,and finding out it was all because your dad was a huge fan of some anime girl streamers who probably quit by the time you reached elementary school.
>>86067416I thought Ari was a (((regular))) name
>>86076130no Bijou? Knew an old cajun woman with that name. Frenchfags help me out, is that a normal or unorthodox kind of name?
>>86066978Please bully me too Shiori
>>86066947What did she mean by this?
>>86076130This is so weird cause I was just thinking earlier about how I would like to name my potential future daughter Amelia if I could and I wanted to talk about it. This is a weirdly specific thread to just come up.Anyways, I really like the name Amelia. The fun of the shortened form, how it means "rain" (something i like a lot), I can't fully put into words. I guess all of the feelings and the general vibe that I associate with "Ame" is what I would be very grateful to have from a daughter. Even though I never thought of Watson as a daughter figure or anything like that. I just think she's a sweet, cute, funny girl. Oh, and there's also Amelia Bedelia which is another sweet and funny character.Only thing I dislike really is the trend with girl's names ending in a vowel. "Melissa, Anna, Barbara" etc. A name like "Elizabeth" or "Madison" would be nicer in my opinion but they also aren't as endearing
I named my cats Kiara and Fubuki, my 2 faves but I don't think I would name any future kids after holos I like because that would be too weird.
>>86076130>Amelia>Kiara>Nerissa>CeciliaThese are not uncommon names
why
>>86066613-uwawa
>>86088113bijou is a perfectly normal name french name desu
Iroha has a girl named after herhttps://youtu.be/6cgFsI6Jlbg
Would anons rather be named Abyssgard or Dovahkiin?
>>86093563abyssgard sounds cooler in a vacuum. you can even go by abby.
Abyss Watchers theme intensifies
eh, Hololive names are mostly fineimagine naming your kid Bandage
>>86102688I feel like people overmeme that one. It *mostly* works as a last name.
>>86093563Dovahkiin for sure. I don't want to be forcibly nicknamed Assgard by my classmates.
>whole thread of retards who can't tell a joke
>>86076130>>86090554Kiara is a real name?
>>86089073>it means "rain" (something i like a lot),candy tho
>>86090554>NerissaReally?
>>86103349It sounds like a real name
>>86102910Most of the thread is just general name discussion using the joke as a topic starter
>>86066551dovahkiin deflection thread
