he hates you all edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1po4_vq1p2whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XDMCYo7yAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyMA-u2ZB8>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: The Touhou mahjong client is out. Now you can play mahjong as your favorite hentai doujin character and it better be Flandre- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, and bad at jong.- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcgaX0V2-94>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Daisangen cause you cunts made me bakeRelated threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/dokoPrevious thread: >>85980514
It's true
hi /jong/
>>86074222
Sex with little girls PROHIBITED in this thread
>>86074266No wonder Doragon left.
>>86074311>KhubiePedophile>PippaPedophile>DoragonPedophileToo many pedophiles itt
not enough pedophiles itt, bake a new one
I thought there would be more Xenias, but I've only seen like 3 (me included)
I used all 2 of the scrolls Fuji generously gave us and didn't get her
I've done so much for the reputation of yagooey on this website, but I still didn't pull her. There is no justice in the world.
>>86075501She's only 150 faith gweilo
Khubie... >>86076349
>>86076408Huh?
>>86077014
>>86077152just say something before page 10 if you want to bake for whatever reason, no one is going to bake if they don't have to
>>86077302I didn't want a repeat of the tragedy...
>>86076408that's not qb, cool cat though
Dofume is jonginghttps://www.twitch.tv/dofume
>>86077152why is it so small
I will bake when I feel like it (never)
>>86074932bitch wait for the banner
>>86077748She's just 11, she'll grow up
Hi /jong/!
>>86079231Hi
>>86079231
Majsoul Friends Room 17339(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17339
>>86079231hewwo
>>860795073/4
>>86079507I'm stuck in ranked
>>86079507>>86079788>Boot up game>Input code>"Match has already started"
>>86079507>game startedfuck you
sounds like you have a lot of candidates for another koko
>>86080079Too late, already quit the game. Now watching obscure (under 20 viewers) vtubers. Flirting with them in the chat too, they love me.
>>86079507well jonged
>>86079507WJ, that was a game
>>86079507Well jonged!
>>86079507GG anons! Wasn't my luckiest match should I say.
it's time to grinch mahjong again
>>86081738but Pippa is coming back for a day someone told her that the sanrio collab started
>>86081796did she even whale for the cardinal?
>>86081889she logged on when it came out, but I don't know if she actually rolled it
>>86081796>Check Pippas channel>Class of 09
>>86081963she'll log on in the middle of the night, buy the decorations and outfits, play a single tonpuu game with whoever happens to be online to get invited, then log off for the next 2 months
>>86082093I just don't understand the obsession with that game. Plus I don't have her added on MJS so I'll never play so whatever.
>>86082470I don't understand the obsession over Pippa
>>86081963Why do you think doragon made a room right when the stream started?
>>86082093moshi moshi? pipkin pippa, based department no kaisha ongegaishimasu
>>86082528All English Vtubers are gross to me. I only like the Japanese ones even though I don't speak Japanese.
>>86082470the first games was funny, second game was meh, this one just seems bad, but I enjoy the tangents
Miko > Subaru >>>>>>> everyone else. Most of the vtubers mentioned here are not even on my radar.
>>86083049>SubaruLike... the car company?
>>86083093Yes
I don't watch vtubers at all
>>86083093I had a Subaru and I blew it's head gasket
>>86083153The most based shitposter here
>>86083172It's not particularly difficult to do that on some models. My car (not a Subaru) apparently has head gasket issues but I'm not seeing any coolant leakage or overheating problems. Fingers crossed though.
>>86083093
Cars are cringe and for the weak. I only travel by foot and if a place is too far it isn't worth my time
I pulled the engine out of my WRX 3 times in a single year :')
I thought pippa finished class of 09 or is this like a third game
For me it's Sana and Patra.
>>86083561A third game just released, this one proves SBN3 is a hack for real this time.
>>86083308I would have had to spend more than what the car was worth to fix it so I just got a good amount of money selling it for parts
>>86083460Spoken like someone who lives in a city
I don't walk anywhere because it literally gets hot enough to kill people outside 8/12 months of the year where I live.
>>86083619don't care, I want Jecka to step on me
>>86084051jecka is for mildly violent rape, not rough enough to draw blood but leave some large bruises
i once again have more ranked points than rezuul
>>86084264that was fast, how many games did it take to get back this time?
>>86084359
>>86084359>>86084488(me)just dont deal in and let the luckshitter take everyone elses points
doko
The fastest looper in the west.
>>86084817
east games are cringe
no, I won't make the room
I'm not making it either.
I already made a room
>>86086343I missed it
>>86086294closed
>>86086343you didn't post it here
Majsoul Friends Room 67132(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67132local yaku + four red 5s
>>86086447>he didn't recognize it in /mjg/ from the image
>>86086459started
Why are you all so bad at making rooms?
I'm good at making rooms. Everyone else is just bad at joining them.
i havent joined a room in months because i always have to make them
my room is full of niggers anyway
I'm the best room maker there is. However, my computer is barely running right now and I don't think I can make it through an entire south game, let alone make a nice bit of OC to actually host.
>>86086810that's a bit harsh one nigger
>>86086701Could be worse, could be doragon and his two one hour rooms that never filled
>>86086827Will you host if I make the chairs and tables oc for you?
PippaJongTwitchNow
Pippa jonginghttps://www.twitch.tv/pippa
>>86087865NO FUCKING WAY
>>86087865>>86087863>Pippa saw that doragon skipped the stream so she cut her power cable to switch to jong for himHe's in
>>860864593/4
>>86086459ggs, that's all I had in me for tonight sorry!
I predict the room will fill as soon as people miss the first Pippa friendly
>>86088581a real nostradamus over here
>>86088464>startedfuck you
>>86088581>Risk getting stuck in a south room during Pippa east games
>>86088728I just want to jong
Pippa is the ideal MJS player>Buys everything >Takes up zero server space
>Rolled FujiYostar sending a sign
>>86087383I stayed in his last room that didn't fill for an hour after he left and then I got AFKd out.
Pippa jonging while I'm at work. That God damn conniving bitch.
>Hatchad joins the room
HE HAS HAT?!?
>>86089898Of course, why do you think he's winning?
>>86086459well jonged
>>86086459well jonged!
>>86086459wj
Could you imagine how embarrassing it would be to deal into Pippa?
>>86090774>he hasn't dealt into her on purpose to make her feel better after shadowrealming her
>>86090808I would never insult my opponent like that.
>>86091038refusing to dama in friendlies is also insulting your opponent, you better be famous cat
>>86083049Miko is top garbo.
>>86091125that anon isn't me; also:>he hasn't dealt into anon's ippatsu so that the game ends with pippa in 4th
Welp, guess I try again next collab in 2-3 months lol
>>86091536rip
>>86091567Eh its fine. The surprise jong was nice
Majsoul Friends Room 44828(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44828+Local yaku enabled
2/4
3/4
>>86091629join the room
You still need one?
>>86091629Started
>wait 5 minutes to see who's in one room>wait 5 minutes to see who's in the secret room
>>86092458stream the stalking of the secret room
famous x can you please stop dealing into obvious waits just to spite me
>>86092580that would blow my cover
>>86092956
well jonged!
>>86093797Pretty sure you're the only one /here/ that got in furry
Pippa raided her, but just in case, Nao is playing mahjonghttps://www.twitch.tv/hoshinonaori
>>86091629well jonged
>>86091629WJ!
>>86091629WJ
>>86091629well jonged!
Nao cute
join her room! https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinonaori
I just bonded Lin game...
>>86097412Spend money
>>86097693No
>>86097756But she likes cinnamorole.
>>86097801Sucks to suck
Why didn't anyone tell me tobacco is addicting
>>86098291Smoke, vape, or dip?
>>86098357Smoke
>>86098291you already play mahjong, what's one more addiction?
>>86098580Quit, pick up one of the other two if you can't go cold. Smoking long term is hell.
>>86098589This picture looks like Hanner has a electric razor instead of a cig in the thumbnail
>>86099081hmmm, i can see the smoke looking a bit like that i guess
Chinchilla jonging todayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/yCzAXaT4UBU
>>86099523Not tonight, I need my ears not to be ringing while I sleep
I should buy some cigs.
>ron chinchilla>feel happy
>pippa jong and chinchilla jong
[Chinchilla news]She is sick of losing and is now muting anyone's emotes indiscriminately
No one stalks me when I queue
I don't queue so no one stalks me
>>86104697i did once
I only stalk the CEO when he plays against AI with his girlfriend
>>86104863Thank you for your support
This is the only bump you're getting from me, I'm going to watch mleague
You should join my koko instead
No, I'm at work
Unless it's a poko and you already have 3
Majsoul Friends Room 45808(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45808Normal koko, friendly games quest 0/2
i gotta go pick up food :(
>>861066583/4
Sure, I'll join the discord room
>>86106658started! thanks for joining!
I didn't join though
3rd place acceptance is skillful
well jonged
Living past your 30s is so fucking hard, I wouldn't wish this upon my worst anti maybe doragon
>>86107685I still haven't been to the doctor in a decade, so it's not so bad. I just have to work 6 days a week and I'm behind about two years of work I need to finish because of it :)
>>86107685I'm 32.My libido is the same as when I was 20.I can't go days without sleeping anymore but even by working 40 hours a week / 10 hrs every day I'm always so full of energy and motivation.
4 10s... god I wish that was me, instead I work 6 8s...
>>86106658ggwj! *munch munch*
>>86106658Well jonged, not my finest games...
>>86106658WJ
vtubers
>>86108617The game requires me to have some kind of Japanese form of paying to get anything on it.
>>86108713It's shit just play EA cloud MFC if you want to play MFC (it's weird they stream the game to you, there's no native client)
Costs paseli tho
Why is /jong/ so much stronger than /fig/?
>>86109379Because of me, obviously.
>>86109409I could beat you mashing normals
>>86109449Oooooh, look at me and my footsiesI stopped FGs with the end of sf4...
>>86109501>footsies>in 2024
I can imitate the posting style of 20 different schizos
it doesn't count as most of them are me
>>86109731I can make 30 new schizos with different styles in like 5 minutes, not including ritualposts
>>86111871
>>86107685I know already
>>86103668lmao Chinchilla is so based
>>86112709
hey /jong/ you got any steves? join #19475
I specifically want famous steve
no one's home right now
Call back later
I want to go to bed someone join the room
>>86113386>>86113526You, join.
>>86113798im stuck in ranked
>>86113835good
pussy
>>86113817I don't own steve
>>86113908you could have still played
>>86113908It's ok, /mjg/ foxhag joined.
>>86113858you made me deal in and lose >:x
>>86113946>>86113858
famous steve is colluding with me
famous steve is being molested
I don't feel so good
give me my chun next time
I was waiting on chun too
we can't both wait on chun
I'm waiting on chun right now and none of you know
where was my haku
>>86112709>Doragon is an old man
I was going to cut 5s that turn, thank you steve
I was going for kokushi I had to drop it
Steve I thought we were on the same side
I was too scared to cut dora chun
>>86115443Coward
Technically everyone can be tanki wait on chun
why didn't you cut suji 4p
FUCK
>>86113386well steved
>>86113386wj
total steve death
the steves are erping in profile comments
it was a threat
Ossanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2n0KJpa8g0
tempt*
okay I figured out the line, I would have had to cut 7s and foxhag would have had to pon'd it, then you'd have drawn the last 9m in the wall for chuuren tenpai on 7m. then the round would have to go all the way to haitei and the person who drew it would have to tsumogiri the 7m. That was the only way you would have got chuuren
That's some advanced copewalling
>>86117981>>>/vg/496086265 ?
so, what you're saying is that it was all your fault?I'll remember this!
I'm just saying there's a universe where you got it
>>86118936
servers died on me, got 4th, hate
I think I may be unironically transphobic now, this is all your fault
>>86108170I feel like my libido is increasing as I age like all the sex I should have had is being placed into a queue and masturbation just helps me forget that the queue is there
>>86120920That's a bad thing?
>>86121543I like behaving like I own the place when I go out, and yet I caught myself distancing myself and looking away from a pair of they/them when I went shopping, this unconscious reflex affects my mojo
>>86121703It's natural to avert your eyes from the afflicted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8Zq9W40wMahjong?
>>86121390Mine has decreases noticeably but thats probably because i dont have a gf nor write erotica anymore
add her to the maj chuubas list
>>86122466link
>>861224663guys drama incoming
>>86122466>Novice 2/jong/ has much to learn from her
>>86122536https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2250420500i linked her playing with pippa since you mfs love her so much>>86122550who cares>>86122653naruhodo
>>86122466She playing in her own time now? Billions must jong.
>>86122919>who caresFishcuck didnt like my post
>>86122945not really, but hina plays one atleast every stream and shes sure to jong alot in her coming subathon>>86123025oooh i get it because theres 3 other mahjong seats haaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
>>86123174thank you i feel better now
My whore oshi is moaning and kissing her mic during asmr im at work what do i do
do a terrorism
have any anons here used mahjong soul max https://github.com/Avenshy/MajsoulMax
>>86123981...what is this?
>>86123981never heard of it, what is it?
>>86123981yes, it hacked my computer, stole my credit card, pillaged my village and poisoned our wells
>>86124070If you own the village why dont you own the wells???
>>86124037>>86124050>>86124070it unlocks treasure island
>>86123895jack off and get back to work
Majsoul Friends Room 16285(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16285
>>86127001A new jonger?
>>861270013/4 get in there!
/jong/ is reclining...
>>86127145i play more 3 player ranked desu 4 player gives me anxiety and i keep dealing in
>>86127339glad you're playing with us. Take it easy!
>>86127001started btw
>>86127001WJ!
>>861270013/4 again
>>86127001rooms open again we need 1 more so i can finish my dailies #16285
>>86128771Sorry I had to dip already late for stream
>won't link his streamHe hates us
its jongover
4/4i invited someone
I might join in 10 minutes
>>86128853I mean don't do vtuber streams on YT, but if you're interested in Fallout 4 here you go: https://youtube.com/live/1LsdWI2H12o
bruh
why did you skip ron 5 minutes ago anon?
Do /jong/ wants to join us?Majsoul Friends Room 88435(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88435
>>86130146started
>>86127001WJ
my spirits have been sufficiently crushed....
>>86127001Well jonged!
i need to make space in my friendlist, it's so hard to delete people even though they haven't logged in for a long time :'c
I miss g*g*c**m*r
>>86130534I feel nothing anymore, the first few batches of /pcg/ anons were the hardest
Jonghttps://youtu.be/61ehgYhqP84
>>86130837look at that hag!Is this the first video with hag?
>>86130837Being branded a /jong/er isn't going to do his reputation any favors
>>86131065I had the folder of all her emotes already, so there is at least one video somewhere in the backlog.
it's perfect napping temperature, shan't bake
I'm baking, gimme a minute
>>86132018>>86132018>>86132018The bread that was promised
>>86130146gg anon>>86130837>
>>86132287
>>86132399What did he do?