APOLOGIZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL0TgzSwTeg
>>89882175>21 million subscribers>183 likes in 2 hoursQueen of all vtubers?
>>89882562I mean, if someone wants to see what dead subs look like.
ZAAMN
>>89882562>why don't 4 year olds like videos?are you retarded?
>>89882806Anon, her views are terrible. 100-200K views. She used to get 20 million views, she has a couple videos with over 100 millions views.
>>89882963Hundreds of her videos got deleted. She had over 20 billion video views at one point. She plays the long game for that's how youtube kids content works. It doesn't explode on release, it suddenly gets picked up and makes you a fortune. It can happen years after upload so she just has fun with the relatively small number of loyal fans and hopes the video eventually goes viral.
>>89883148why do you know so much about a kids channel?
>>89882175HAG SEXHOLO SEETHE
>>89883148>>89883335>All videos fully watchedUm cookie sama is that you? Why are you shitposting on /vt/?
>>89883335>>89883584Cookie is the only vtuber I like outside of Hololive. She's funny, sexy, hard-working and extremely cute. I also have a debilitating hag fetish.
>>89882175SEX>>89883584Cookie has been around for a long time, but she only became a chuuba a few years ago. if I had to guess, anon grew up watching her and only recently became an adult.
I like it!Now make an edit where the necklace is made with condoms filled with shota semen.
>>89883148Why is YouTube like that, deleting her older videos?
>>89883946This nigga watches a fucking kids channel
>>89882562>NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERSthis is why no one likes you. just watch the cute hag.
>she slides into your son's or nephew's DMswhat do?
>Cookie represents a somewhat novel and non-standard use of a vtuber model>Some anons funpost about it>This makes some other anons SEETHE like nothing else
>>89882175Rainbow Lamy, I love you
>>89886643Have an affair with the cute hag.>>89886697To be fair, CSC's content is closer to what vtubers used to do. The streaming meta effectively took off after 2020.
>>89882806Explain FWMC
>>89883148wow, an actual Cookie fan
>>89886999FWMC fans are dudes in their 30's that are crushed by the harshness and weariness of life and take shelter from the tempests via two bright beacons
>>89883946how would the vtuber with the most subs be able to count as a "rising star"?put her into the loyal fanbase category, that is the only thing that makes sense
>>89887188>be able to count as a "rising star"?Technically speaking she's officially been a vtuber for only two years or so. Previously she didn't use a virtual avatar, she was just a narrating voice.
>>89887178never seen one of these 30 year old ruffiansfrom what i've seen they're watched by the same people who watch pippa and kirsche
>>89887178That's a funny way of saying "overgrown toddlers watching telletubies"
>>89887439oh man, we were everywhere for Breaking Dimensions. Every other fan group meetup had a range of teens and college students, but Ruffians were all close to middle age without fail
>>89887495This is objectively 100% correct
>>89886697>a somewhat novel and non-standard use of a vtuber model
>>89886460I doubt he gives a shit about what people think if he's anything like Cookie.
>>89883335chumpedos will never beat the allegations
>>89887188She is still obscure as fuck from vtuber perspective. Channel is just old.
>>89886460I know hag kino when I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWxDr_37a8
>>89887495So true xister. How come they're not mature like Enna and Vox?
i love her voice wish she would do live stream
cookie, give us live streams. we will watch. and superchat.
>>89886697Her content is literally what the original vtuber gaming content was like but without the japanese video editing tropes.
just say you don't like Cookie because she's not Hololive.
>>89890570You say that as if /vt/ would suddenly love her if she got in
>Most popular vtuber>No porn
>>89890904they would
>>89882175Extremely cute. Hope she shows it off properly soon.
>>89890951The babies watching can't draw yet, please wait 3-4 more years.
>>89891344The fact that nobody ever gave this sweet hag kids breaks my heart.
>>89891704It's not too late, anon.
>>89886460bro you're watching vtubers and post on a vtuber board, what fucking moral high ground do you think you have
>>89891344Calling it now, Hololive Kids will become a thing because of this hag.
Cookie is /hag/, but is she /choc/?
>>89891704Same. I just hope she's happy. Cookie should be proud of what she's achieved on her own. One of the rare good ones that needs protecting.
wth she sounds SEX
>>89882175Ngl, she kinda cute.
>was looking at old videos>randomly open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do11Rcl5F1w>"I planned this video in 2019">"the candy is going to be a bit old">mfw she kept that stuff somewhere for five years instead of buying it new to make the video
>>89894315It gets worse:>"I think this chocolate is from before they banned having toys inside"
>>89894315>hag hands(good)
>>89882175I would let this woman have sex with my children.
>>89885798>Channel created in 2013That's almost 12 years ago, I could see a 5-6 old back then grow up watching her. You'd be surprised how much overlap there is with this and other hobbies.
>>89895091Those children? Me.
>>89882175>wishes multiple times there were other players there to helpI should have been there
>>89895091I'm your other child
>>89883946holy based freak
>>89886497>just watch the cute hagDies she stream? I'm not interested in worthless low effort kids' videos.
>you will never grow up watching cookieswirl's toy reviews>cookieswirl will never be your first oshi, your first crush>cookieswirl will never raise you into her perfect husbandMan.....
>>89887178Ruffians are all manchildren though
>>89890904>You say that as if /vt/ would suddenly love her if she got inThey literally would
>>89895848It's easier to watch if you imagine that she's a mom trying to look cool for her kids
>>89892484Yeah, chocolate chip.
I want her to do ASMR. She can record herself eating 5 year old candy.
>>89886460woah woah woah. we call them holobros on this board.
>>89894315
>>89887178Those two bright beacons? Fuwawa's tits.
>>89890904unironically yes.
>>89882562Not all likes are equal
>>89895091Dad?
>>89903504ok and the point is her sub to view ratio is fucking horrible as a vtuber
>>89883148i admire fans like you that just supports their oshi for a long time and can back it up.
>>89889403Little poodle toys in an instant noodle cup available at walmart?! That's genius I will go get 4 of them
>>89882175Love the hag voice.
>>89899672>Those two bright beacons? Fuwawa's tits.But......what about Mococo?
>>89910923Yeah? What about her?
>>89911545Mococo is sexy too!>Verification not required.
>>89882175This woman might have given some kids their first boners. That's pretty creepy desu
>>89882175
>>89912916>be this anon>see an artistic representation of female beauty>boner ensues>immediately reminded of little boys>be compelled to self-report to a mongolian charcuterie forum
>>89882175first time i've watching a vid from her, nice voice tho
>>89882175Hag sex!
>>89913641OR>be me>see a sexo model>be reminded that this chuuba's main audience are kids who watched her roblox lets plays and toy reviews before putting on the vtuber avatarI'm sensing projection from your post, nonce.
>>89886877>>89888426>>89890079I know, I was there before the Cinderella Nine collab and for YUA! a posting>somewhat novel and non-standardoutside of weebsphere and for the current landscapeShe is closer to the powertool reviewing bear than the first generation vtubers you psuedo-knowers
>>89883148>3900 videosJfc
