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I love my wife so much!!
Sex with a fembud.
Gurass
>>90004297im cooked
DANCE ! DANCE !
Think about gura
Gura is gonna steal your girl
Day 53! Give it up for day 53!
>>90004762*touch*
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
>>90005384I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>90004762*rape*
>>90005384I will play civ6
>>90005384I just goomed to Gura lewds and now I'm going to get Panda Express
>>90005384i beat sengoku rance for the 5th or so timenow i'm gonna lift
>>90006003*rape * *rape*
>>90005384I need to head over to the store today to buy food.
>>90000000
>>90006470Rape is bad
>>90006003They seem like good friends
MY wife
MY Gurandma.
>>90004511The only present I want for Christmas ToT
Come home, chumbies
Damn, this thread is deader than my hope for the future.
>>90007905I'm pretty comfy. I'm going to buy a steak today
>>90006003Gura's probably training to princess carry Shion.
>>90007905This is how it should be during down time. Like a gentle flowing river.
Is Gura ebbing or flowing?
i did my leg day for Novembernow i can't walk
I wish I was a loli like Gura
>>90005384I'm making pizza and then I'm gonna play more Rimworld
Gura groomed me into only cumming to her and now that she's gone I'm not able to cum without feeling guilty and depressed
>>90008818wtf is this real?
>>90008432i am ebiing
>>90009016It was once
>>90008818Apotheon was such a shit game lol.
>>90006470
>>90005201Fuck You.
Guraaaaa
>>90008818>no streamLAZY
>>90009016wish I could go back in time...
>>90008818godlike streams of bully and ark alongside the absolute shit that was apotheon. wasn't superhot also a shitty stream?
I still don't understand why Gura is doing this to us.
>>90009524yes but mostly because she was feeling unwell and had tech issues
>>90009279This anon is the ultimate cuck. Someone who is seething at their miserable situation of being abandoned by the woman he cares about, but would rather be upset at an anonymous person pointing it out rather than the woman that he clings to in spite of her treating him like dog shit.
Chumbies there was a pretty good deal on steaks today. 2 for 1 t bones
>>90009832Ask her yourself
I've never tried reverse sear so I think I'll experiment a bit
>>90009832women rarely have empathy for men and see about 80% of us as "not people"
>>90005384I think I'll play Elin or limbus after eating my steak
>>90009279gay
>>90009832I guess she just doesn't want to think about us and Hololive, it doesn't bring her positive emotions anymore.Though that doesn't explain why she can't at least let us know about her situation, out of empathy for her most dedicated fans who are still invested in her
It's so over
I am going on a quest to find and rescue my wife Gura. Rest easy chumbies, I will bring her back to us safely.
Calm, unbothered, in my goop, still loving Gura.
>>90010039Gonna be honest with you, hanging around on anonymous imageboards just shitposting and calling people cuckolds definitely isn't any less embarrassing by any means. It might even be worse.
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>90010959I wish you good fortune and godspeed wizardbud
YOU WANT ME TO STREAM? I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! I'M SECRETLY A 2VIEW IN A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET! YOU CAN SEE ME IN ALL OF MY GLORY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ME!
>>90011772samen
>>90010882Maybe those "most dedicated fans" should bother to ask her about it.
*humps Gura*
>>90011974If that ever actually happened, I feel like she'd be found pretty quickly. She has a very distinct voice.
>>90012201Do you really just come here every day to reply variations of "you should ask her"?
I think my steak is too thin to be reverse seared. It was well done...
>>90012316Truly a fate worse than death...
>>90012316>>90012363But isn't well done with ketchup the right way to have it?
>>90012316well done, chumbiehuhaha
>>90012408
>>90012408I remember eating steak with ketchup as a kid. Crazy times
>>90012201It's been 53 days since her last stream, 28 days since her last tweet, and 19 days since she last did ANYTHING publicly. There's no way to communicate with her right now. Even her genmates don't know what she's up to.
>>90012408Razorfist/Styxhexenhammer666, is that you?
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
>>90012917Is it weird that I could see him being a hololive fan?
>>90013217who?
>>90013315No joke, it wouldn't surprise me in the least. Particularly now that Elon's in his orbit.At the least I'd put good money on Barron having an oshi
are there any navybuds herewhats the skinny on the rumors of gura prowling the black sea? or was it the caucasian seawhy is she even there
>>90011974She's actually been playing LoL this whole time and won't return until someone from hololive finds and beats her.
>>90013518League was so easy for me to quit. I don't get how people get addicted to it
>>90013368Long story, tl;dr the first guy likes steaks well done and the second likes steaks with ketchup. Plus everyone always jokes about them being the same person because they kind of look similar.Think like a sort of Gumei dynamic.
>>90013607Ah, I see. Funny how situations like that happen.
>>90013315boomers dont like anything but he likes little girls like gura
>>90013507I'm afraid that's confidential
Are you guys ready for her sololive? (likely a tour given that she has already practiced at the Taipei Music Center with a camera on the audience)
>>90014186dont tell me shes just watching fish all day
>>90014724what else would you do on a nuclear submarine?
>>90013507>whats the skinny on the rumors of gura prowling the black sea? or was it the caucasian seaCaspian. Geopolitical tummy hort.
My birds are messing with me. They keeping throwing their nutriberries on the floor for me to pick up
>>90015047they want the good stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ
>>90005201Holy grim
>>90014768you blaze trails
>>90014542I'm ready for her termination
>>90014542>Are you guys ready for her sololive?I'm ready to go apply for a job crab fishing or something equally dangerous so I can finally die.
>>90012534same. it’s still better than that a1 steak sauce crap.
I like my steak with garlic, thyme and butter. should be juicy enough that you don't need sauce if you did it right.
>I am forgotten...
>>90017926I feel like if I played this game I would try to make her Fantasy Lady Hitler.
I developed a fondness for clementines
>>90012842One person might know her whereabouts....
>>90017926don't worry, she will return to that game and finish it!also, she will finish dmc 4, poppy playtime, papers please, callisto protocol and the haunted house in minecraft!!trust the shark :3
>>90018964chubby gura..
>>90018964She really doesn't need to finish Callisto honestly. That game sucked ass.
>>90017926our daughter
>>90019789yeah, it did, I don't think anyone actually wants her to finish that gameI just found it HILARIOUS that she put the 1 in the thumbnail given her track record with finishing games
Baguraette honhonhon
She never finished Stray which I thought she was going to, that was a fun stream. Fuck chat though, crying about being sleepy which ended up leading to her ending the stream eventually.
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
More Palworld soon?
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>90020355chumbud... forgotten......
>>90020167I really don't understand how they fucked it up so badly. They literally had the perfect template to copy with Dead Space.
Are you a chumbabooey?
For King and Cunny!
>>90020919ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I really wanna see my mommy again...
>>90021131Your mommy doesn't give a fuck about you.
>>90020604that's mei'm a bit hungy, anybody got food?
>>90019789>>90020167Callisto Protocol was fun if you ignored the part in the fucking mines. That part sucked.
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
>>90022023Your shark daughterwife doesn't give a fuck about you.
>>90020355she wont play it again stop asking
My printer is broken. I hate printers
Elin reminds me of those slow life farming manga I like so much. I can't wait for the sexo mods to start rolling in.
>>90022328mumei...
Havin steak for dindin tonight. 2 for 1 deals are great
>>90022328the printer at my workplace is deprecated and on its last legs, I keep having to fix it myself because IT has been told to not even bother servicing it. it runs so hot some little plastic pegs in the feeding system deformed and snapped off, so I fished the little springs out of it. grim
Wife soon?
>>90024328You're not going to cook it well done and eat it with ketchup are you?
>>90025940one day
>>90026243Nah, this time its going to be cooked blue
h-hi chumbies
man, looks like Gurer is late and gay today too...
I wish Gawr Gura could be my girlfriend but sadly she is a famous vtuber and I'm just a lowly incel...
>>90004762>*Le touché*
>>90005384I just got home from work and ate some wendys. I think I might play Elden ring now
I wanted blue but got rare. I'll take it
>>90003654bratty shark needs correction T o T
hello
>>90031685hewwo
1 hour until Mori announces Gura's sololive
>>90021037For s’ghetti too!!!
>>90021037In the Halls of Remembrance their names are inscribed: Helldivers who fell in battles described. Their valor unmatched, their bravery renowned, for Super Earth's cause they lay their bodies down.
>>90032370I love s’ghetti!
>>90032180why would Mori of all people do that?
>>90033974Don't respond to schizos.
>>90033484Me too
I think my eye is twitching because of the copious amounts of alcohol I consume
>>90034952that's not a symptom of heavy alcohol consumption.
>>90035278I'm scared now
Gura is a lesbian
>>90020193
Bae has 7 more song duets Let us pray
>>90004376SNIFFFFF
Is Gura just heartless?
>>90034262
Gura x dog status?
>>90037576The dog?Me.
>>90037576She needs to fight Biboo for knotting rights now.
>>90037576Her big silly doberhusky knots and cums in her womb every night woof woof.
>>90038062And what of the naizuri?
>>90038062kys
Feels weird seeing Mori having the time of her life in hololive right now and announcing a sololive in Hollywood, while Gura is MIA
https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1860126656389873805
>>90041736Gura is preparing her own sololive around the same time. Mountains of evidence for it.
goob night
>>90042012nighty night bud
>>90042012nini
>mori got the first ever sololive concert in the US>meanwhile gura
>>90041928yeah likeand
I should get my ears professionally cleaned
So is this going to be the setup for the night?
>>90042433Gura will be one of the guest
>>90042680I think I should too actually, it might help My shitty hearing a lot.
>>90042835Gura's employment status in hololive is dubious atm. I wonder if her recent rebellion with the RM shit is because of this very sololive, like a "you fuckers said I couldn't get it what is this" kinda thing
>>90042835lol
I ate two steak today and I'm still hungry. This could be a problem
>>90042591what? don't be such a pussy and give me some material for grudgeposting >>90041928yeah, management initially informed her about it around April. the thing they summoned her for was not about the Dodgers, btw
>>90044441Maybe you’ll feel full after your third.
>>90044441get checked for parasites. take vitamins
>>90005380>*Lo touchõ*
>>90044959>>90044986i don't know if its parasites or not but a second dinner would hit the spot
>>90045564Eat apple and lettuce.
There is no Gura sololive. There haven't even been hints at it. You guys have been lead astray by some schizo.Meanwhile in the real world Gura is MIA having fights with management (hence the reactivation of HER and brazenly linking the two accounts together, something not seen since or before by any other talent).
>>90045823What?
>>90044938I meant like>yeah like *gestures at nothing*>and *gestures at nothing in a different direction*
>>90046448It's been posted hundreds of time in /ggg/ I'm not spoonfeeding you
>>90045823you're both retarded or you're the same guy, either shouldn't be given attention like I'm doing now
This whore WILL have a stripping sololive!
goobnighti love gura
>>90048161sleep well chumbie
>>90048161nini
>>90048161sharkdreams
goob
>>90042835>sololive>guests
>>90048863I'm gonna smooch the heck out of that forehead.
just finished my last finals, any news bout gura ?
>>90050364Me and Gura are getting hitched.
>>90036022La baséGood to have you back cutebud
>>90033261Based
>>90050364
Goob night.
>>90051135nighty night chumbie
finally got my yt gaming recap, I still love this autistic womanlet, despite the way she treats us
>>90051371I still wish it would have shown me my Gura numbers.
What would you do if Gura sneezed in your face?
rolling around at the speed of soundgot places to gogot to follow my rainbowgoob night
>>90052271EW TF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>90052283see ya tomorrow dinobud
>>90051371i got the same thing but for aqua instead of gura
>>90052283Goob night
>>90052271I would wipe my face with her face
>>90053206Oyasame
>>90053206sleep tight buddy
>>90053206Goobnight
>>90050694chu~
>>90053206Sharkdreams
Everybody's going to eep... Maybe someday I'll go back to being a day walker.
>>90055453Yeah I'm super comfy right now
>>90052271Kiss her mid sneeze
>>90056223That's like a death wish. Being mouth to mouth with her when she unleashes one of her cataclysmic sneezes would absolutely decimate your body. There would be nothing left other than the spray of her own spit.
>>90052271die of tuberculosis
>>90056958To perish by gura's breath would be my honorable end for chumbiedom
It's really raining and blowin' up here right now. If the temperature was low enough to make it a snowstorm I definitely would be losing power. God our infrastructure sucks, but there's been some actual effort these last few seasons to improve the infrastructure, I see it while I'm commuting, they've completely redone entire long roads, ditches, sewer systems... at least they're trying.
Pathetic
Any other grown men here sit when they pee? I do, it's comfy. I also don't want to risk spraying piss drops anywhere.
>>90058250When I'm not in a rush I like to chill out on the toilet sometimes
>>90058191I'd fuck both gura and gigi together.
didn't read the threadI LOVE GURA!!
So it's weird for guys to sit when they pee, that was always a thing, right? where did it come from?It depends on if there's a public urinal nearby, most guys will gravitate towards those when they need to piss. However every guy I knew personally (My father, brother, friends, friends of friends) always sat when they peed when in a home bathroom.FESS UP! I know some of you guys sit while you pee and it doesn't make you less masculine! You don't have to piss loudly all over the place!
Mittsu finally gave up on Gura
>>90059045If I'm in a rush I'll stand
>>90059428Get back to me when someone like dudul leaves. Mittsu was always more of a Guramefag
>>90059045I always stand. Why would you sit to pee?
The last time I stood and pissed years ago I slightly missed the torlet, ever since then I could never trust my own aim.
>>90059428Qrd?
>>90060003You peepee sitting down
I'm getting lost listening to video game OSTs. Gura likes listening to stuff like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEYvdMoF2g
goomba
>>90059045I sit to pee if I'm tired and worry I won't aim well, or if I think I might have to take a shit too, of course. Otherwise I prefer standing.
>>90059045I sit down to pee because if I don't my head starts spinning really bad and I start feeling like I'm about to lose consciousness.
There's no way twitters algorithm hasn't linked twitter to HER. You think SHE never runs into these "day x of posting Gura until she comes back ;-;" posts? Do they not make her feel a shred of guilt?
>>90064445She doesn't use twitter because she's not a brown zoomer subhuman, sis. Watch streams.
>>90059045I always sit down to piss at home, because otherwise I just make a mess cuz my pp isn't accurate
I want Gura to sing "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side". The style of the song suits her voice perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9NeIa2u5II miss Gura
i may have shit myself oh nyo
>>90069895Did you or didn't you? How did this happen?
>>90069994i let loose a fart and it feels wet but im too lazy to check
Sanity check
>>90070793M RT
>>90070793M+RT
>>90070793M + RT
>>90070793M>>90071023RT
>>90061040sexo
goob morningi love gura
Goob morning.
>>90068950garlic breed
This whore's only redeeming quality is her body
i will tickle the shark tummy
Gura stole my heart and my wallet
inflate the sharthttps://x.com/lasagnainfl8/status/1792027221793632489
>>90073537Blueberry inflation, classic.
>>90073602you sound like someone who knows where to find more gura inflation, if you do pls share
>>90073602>>90073537i wonder how long goob would last inside willy wonka's chocolate factory before fucking up
>>90074591She won't last 5 minutes in my factory of temptations.
>>90074591The whore would probably end up fucking willy wonka at some point on the tour.
>>90070793>>90071023M RT
>>90074819I hate the nyamunyamu
this video just popped up in my home section, why is YouTube mocking me??
>>90074995Rewatch it. That's how you're supposed to interface with Gura's content.
>>90068839Aim better next time.
I need a screenshot of that one stream where gura had a png of her feet on screen when she used her summer skin. For shitposting purposes
Honestly the fact that something is obviously going down in EN considering Gura randomly reviving her RM, doxxing herself there and hinting at graduation, followed by Fauna doing the same, Mumei randomly dropping doomposts, etc. and you people just sit here doing nothing is fucking ridiculous. Why aren't you demanding answers from Cover?
>>90076965The girls RM activities are of theirs concern, we can't bring it up
>>90077265>we can't bring it upShitloads of artists and fans talked about #1 fan thing and even drew art of it. Line between rm and Holo is being blurred lately if you haven't noticed.
i don't really follow hololive, does anyone know what the big event is in december? a musical or something?
We cool?
