>flips>cooks a mean turkey
Turkey Day Edition>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact>Who is Filian?White haired and bushed kemonomutt girl(?). Hyperactive tomboy zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filianYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLostTwitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost>Notable ClipsFilian breaks containmenthttps://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPlyA Kid Requested Filian for Make-A-Wishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XiMMIkvJvMFrog Ridah!https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/FurtiveDeadSoymilkHassaanChop-lRxGzX-R60FvHDt2/flip/ on da telly!!!https://streamable.com/vu7vml>Featured StreamsThe VTuber Awards 2023, hosted by Filianhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2006839616FILIAN IS IRL EXPLORING SAN DIEGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Lyedkgu4oYLYL - IF I LAUGH, I EAT MY WISDOM TEETHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1OpfRLGf4I[FILIAN 2D REVEAL] AI DATE WITH MYSELFhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2261941064>Fan music videosLove Tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefwMy Vtuber Lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60>RentrysVod Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_GuideStream Archiveshttps://rentry.org/Filipino_ArchiveDance Archivehttps://rentry.org/filiDanceArchiveThread baking instructionshttps://rentry.org/flip_baking_pasta_v2>Fansly Archivehttps://gofile.io/d/K0HHowhttps://catbox.moe/c/rin07w>Usual scheduleMon, Wed, Fri, Sat21:06 - 24:01 UTC>Recent Stream[Filian Handcam] Becoming 2% Turkey - First I eat turkey, then I blow up the rest with Uwoslabhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2312665740>Friends>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//999/>>>/vt//swarm/>Previous Thread>>90311513
Filian has strong big quads to squish my head with
Today I passed 100k channel points, no gamba no sub. I'm more cooked than Fil's turkey.
>>90353046
New birdian sound just dropped
blessing this thread with blelele
>>90353296blessed blelelelesser
Why did she chose to use grams today anyway?
make a wish
>>90353140>pls filians mel
I might be crazy for this but that wishbone bit felt like GFE
wishbone
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna touch Filian's butt
>>90353140>cute filian
>>90353140>Filian family seen matethat mate? me
>>90353421>NISSER
>>90353447based and same
>>90353140>anime wife chirping
flex air kino
Does Filian's StreamElements page look like Destiny 1 for anyone else?
>>90353437Filian is gfe
camera-kun........
That damn camera
That tongue uuuu
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jbHgxsoB3Z8I'd share this one but my coomer side is in check tonight
>and the government will never catch me
She wanted to say redo of a healer again
another blelele
>>90354297
>>90354297i wouyld love to cum on her tummy and make her lick it off herself.
>>90354297imagine the smell
>>90354453I'm not sure if you are aware how human spines work
>>90354297 (me)I fixed the filename for future posts>>90354453see >>90353092 (also me)
>>90353092I'd finger the fuck out of that hole.
>>90354497filian can be very flexible with the right incentive
door stuck
filian is going to masturbate
>>90354714Yeah, with my help
hehehehe, I submitted it again
>>90354748I wrote this post
>>90354497>human spinesshe's a cat girl
Didn't expect I'll ever see someone dancing to that of all things
>>90354769no
>mods yeeted my submissionscammed again
>>90354880I took this screenshot
>>90354895what was it?
>>90354714
i submitted this for you bird enjoyers
someone submit that clip where layna says that filian's bit about being a virgin is getting old.
>>90355148ok poorfag
>>90355171pls don't shame it's hard out here. and i need to dodge draaft.
>>90355148What clip, I only saw the discord post.
>>90355029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noM_A4oTfpw
>>90355305ngl this shit cringe asf
send in vedal's singing
>>90355305I mean the last 3 seconds might be TOS but the rest is very Filiancore
>>90355365This one?https://youtu.be/u9TH23AB1kQ?si=pVOOxTkx7i4BTr9h
>>90355305This was aight
she muted...
Why does Alana raid Filian so much? Is she gay for her?
>>90355305Discord submission/10
Have we already discussed that she thinks dnd is such a disgustingly nerdy hobby that she needs to mute to secretly tell someone she plays it
>>90355699Filian used to be (or might still be) her oshi and she still watches her afaik.
>>90355699yes unironically
>she licks the seasoning off of chips and popcorn and puts it back in the bag
They cut out where she said her brothers ate them afterwards
>>90355865Win win. She gets the popcorn seasoning, I get the filian seasoning
>>90355699she was a snacker before even starting to stream she has almost 3 year sub streak.
>>90355927
I love it when random videos activate her autistic hyperfocus
>>90356009Who is that? Ben shapiro?
>>90355444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt9WM-peTYk
>>90356104bro...
>>90355704she is right
>>90355704We already know she's a nerd
im the father
YEAH ME
She got fat frfr
>>90356385because of me, i inflated her belly
>victory pee…
>>90356447yeah, in my mouth
I really hate the face expressions on this model, the mouth just cringes me out for some reason
She jusg wiped herself with greasy and filthy with god knows what gloves.
>>90355699Alana is a fan and also only interacts with like 4 vtubers
>>90356526>implying she wiped
>>90356526You really think she wipes?
>>90356497I'd give you a swirly for this opinion if we ever met in real life.
>>90356598>>90356614Fair enough
>>90356598>>90356614i lick her dry, she doesn't need to wipe
>>90355704She was talking about playing it a few months ago, and was pretty into it at the time
OK, who cooked Filian's turkey? We all know she doesn't know how to use an oven
>>90354762The classic
>>90356766Apparently someone guided her by phone
>>90356766Layna controlled filian remotely
>>90356318
If this guy kills himself on stream will Fil get banned?
>>90356882Who is that? Jared Fogle?
>>90357004its literally me
This guy sounds like Seth Rogen
>>90356962now but she'll be known worldwide so i hope that guy does die in minecraft
based ketamine enjoyer
>>90356318This is cute but I can’t play rn
>Blackface turkeyreal classy
get this male away from my oshi
from the sounds of it Fil might not be 2% turkey for much longer
>>90357459we stan uwo in this house
>>90357148ketamine sucks ass. my retarded friends do it at concerts and then just stand there swaying back and forth
It makes me nervous that this guy has some kind of explosive and there could still be something leftover from cooking the turkey
>>90357671imagine the smell
>the turducken glucker
>>90357633Oh you’re THAT friend
So this is the kinda man Filian's into. Good for her.
>>90357671it's crazy how that ass is a perfect fit for my face
>>90355704>unironically thinking dnd is for nerds in the year of our lord 2024you could at least be an annoying pathfinder sperg or something
>>90357589>>90357862fillycucks
>>90358019no u
>>90357916Sure anon. Dnd isn’t nerdy
>>90358067(I) didnt wrote this post
>>90355704it is ultra nerdy. unfortunately it is no longer en vogue to bully nerds though.
hey guys just got here. wasn't this supposed to be filian handcam? like the title says?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1r0nab3Hw
>mr slab now has to disarm a terrorist turkey
>>90358276You missed it
uwo is married
>>90358276yeah you missed it. now we're sploding the turkey
>>90358276 (me)nvm im retarded
>>90358102my ttrpg group literally has a frat guy in it and all but one person has a gf/bf
>Filian is experiencing nervousness and intense emotions from another man in front of her viewersi feel so cucked bros...
>>90358509
>>90358554go blow up a filian plushie with tannerite if you want attention then
>>90358554>>90358554jokes on you, he lavishes attention on me whenever I'm in his chat, I'm a mini uwo. my self insert is winning
How do you simps feel knowing this dollar store rick sanchez is the one who'll be stuffing Filians turkey in spite of your donos lmao
>>90358676>dollar store rick sanchezheh
what's the secret keyword to find the ebay explosives?
>>90358408so? being in a frat or having a partner doesn’t mean the hobby isn’t nerdy
>sneed
S N E E D
This bomb aint going off bruh
formerly /lig/
need a sneed soundpost
Uh life's good so I'm feelin greatCall me Outta Town Shawty, er'y week a different state3 cell phones, pennsylvania platesHold on, hold on, hold on, hold onSayin lifes good so im livin greatCall me outta town shawty er'y week a different state3 cell phones, pennsylvania platesOn a four month march, tryna get my money straight (money straight)I'm bout cake - to keep the world turninHundred thousand dolla earnin while im big blunt burninBut to these hoes im a pimp like icebergProlly hurt ya feelins if I told ya what the ice worthA couple grand, i'll hitcha with a nice verseKush when I land mix it in when I light purpAnd I like purp - I fucks with kush moreNiggas talkin reckless I expect thats what the hoods forWhat up hazelwood? nigga ooh woopI'm a rapper's fear, I'm in your ear like a blue toothAnd my money old (old) but my shoes newAll them carats got ur girl open like a moon roofNigga who you? nigga who we?We the taylor gang - they be like ooh weeeThey be like who he? thats young khalifa manFlyer than the ceilin fan ooh he gotta group of fansI keep them groupie hoes yeah I gotta group of doughAll up in my pocket I dont needa walletRubberband poppin ya'll niggasz ain't gettin stacksMight as well sit back n relaxN watch what we doin dont watch meWatch flava love or somethin on tvCuz this is tv nigga HD u can't afford me
Fucking Kiyoma I thought it was going to be a real bomb
airbag explosive lol
gonna have to bake new thread maybe? jannies workin overtime today
getting hard blue balled by another man
>>90358977jannies aint shit
>la vieja confiable
>>90358903
How long is this faggot gonna edge us?
the guy had one job
No way I'm voting this guy tech vtuber of the year.
the nukeowave
Did he blow it up already?
her face is really cute lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JZ-o3iAJv4
>>90359250mocapian expressions are the best
she named the thing again
>>90359350I'm gonna say twerky at the dinner table tomorrow.
Filian traumatising stream
>>90355699It's a combo of Alana being a snacker and also a clout-chaser
MUSTAAAAAARD
cute singing her intro song
Filian is unbelievably fucking cute today, what the fuck?
uwo.... no...
I can't blame uwoif I was in his shoes I, too, would do my best to extend my time with fil as much as possible
this went from a "bomb," to an airbag, to just microwaving the meat chunks. hes in too deep, all rational thought has been abandoned
>>90359400You should tell your auntie her mac n cheese is poggy woggy
Still more reliable than Vedal
This is just sad...
its the airbag thats broken...
>tanks your streamHeh, nothing personal
>>90360004>Viewer count is still ~8K>This is considered a tanked viewership
this is just edging
penius
if uwo hadnt used his broke boy harbor freight tools again none of this woulda happened
kek, is he going to wire power straight to the magnetron or something
Okay now fucking with the wiring of a microwave covered in turkey fat is sketchy. People get electrocuted by that.
uwo isn't winning best tech vtuber after this
This nigga about to switch our world line
>>90360277probably just bypassing the timer, the magnetron needs a lot of volts so just mains wouldn't cut it
>It's aliveHAIL UWO
Fun fact, fucking around with microwave electronics is probably the #1 most common way to kill yourself with hobby electronics.
>>90360447thanks drake.
Wow that thing fucking detonated
SPLODEY
Honestly, the failed attempts make it all the more interesting. That was neat
fucking awesome
WORTH
Holy shit
the turkey may have won many battles, but it lost the war
The edging paid off
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
WHEN WERE YOU WHEN FILIAN BLEW UP A TWERKY
Holy cow
https://files.catbox.moe/52y5zj.mp4yes Rico, kaboom
>>90360612Satisfying as hell
I guess I will vote him tech vtuber of the year.
rip twerkyalso what the fuck is this 800 second timer i dont use this board, i wanted to comment on something ages ago
>>90360612kek, thanks clipper bro
I feel like I'm watching a bollywood stiens gate ova
he redeemed himself with this
filly still going? she sure like owo huh...
All the edging just made it feel better
>>90360826many such cases
more content!?
this was worth losing sleep over. Though I might leave the sponsored part for the vod
Filly is so nice and cute and kind today, aww
>>90360878yes #ad time
>>90360889rest well EU bro
I can't wait to watch Filian play a 2.5D Azerbaijani gacha MMO.
This is already a 10/10 stream in my books. The few Ls, like failing camera, were made up with that turksplosion
Bye bye mocapian...
desktopian my beloved
Desktipian my beloved <3Though Mocapian is also powerful
>>90361065the way the camera just glitched the fuck out when the shockwave hit is such a nice touch
time to get back in the wheel chair grandma filian
Where on earth does she get the energy to do 2 hours of sponsorslop after 4.5 hours of high energy streaming
>>90361016She always streams those in overtime mode anyway. Out of all the ways she makes money I like this one the most.
>>90360799uwo is based and also literally married, sperging out about him would be a new low even for obsessive /here/tards
>Bonus content>Shitty anime game adThere's your proof she's actually a girl, can't stop manipulating
she hit 10k subs! so happy for my wife
>>90361215it's a catalogue roach don't talk to it.
10k subs
>>90361183This
>>90361183Turkey
>>90361263we're never getting that 15k cowkini are we
>>90361129that was real, lol
>>90361215>>90361272>b-but he's married!That literally makes him 10x more desireable for single women
How much money is 10k subs a month w/o donos or anything
>>90361315touch grass
>>90361353touch my cock
>>90361283 (me)Am retarded. Forgot the most important part
>>90361321around 30k after the twitch cut
>>90361384
>>90361402So probably about 25k if we account for regional pricing
>>9036132120-30k for people with mainly western audiences
>>90361402A MONTH?! I wish I got into this shit back in the justin tv/cod commentary days instead of beating my dick and playing assfaggots
>flat stanley mentionfilian 30+ confirmed
>>90361494yup
>>90361291Way too many snoreathons around vacuuming up all the oiler money. Unfortunately she needs to do one herself to hit that goal probably, or get lucky with some golden kappas again, or otherwise maybe not til next september when the next month long sub promo happens.
>>90361494its what i tell myself everyday, i like to think its not too late but then again im not really sure with how shitty things seem to be getting with that ww3 news and fearmongering
Considering the average quality of sponsors Filian gets – this one is pretty solid.
I cut away a little bit from the start, I think it's better
>>90361672yeah, the last one was actual garbage
this game looks so sloppy
>>90361589I don't know, after Genshin all these Chinese games look the same. I think the 2D mechanics are really silly but it's a good use of turning a limitation into a strength. I wish Girls' Frontline got a proper shooter game.
>>90361982The cutscene makes me think of Overwatch with less DEI
>>90362009It's crazy how influential that game is despite its mediocrity
>>90361664You could be the greatest content creator with tons of effort and never get found unfortunately.I talked myself out of it back in the day cuz I figured it'd be a waste of money and I like to bounce between youtube and video games and thought hey, who the fuck would watch someone else watching youtube. I'll never recover.
>>90362244Is it really mediocre though? It looks like it rips off Breath of the Wild which everyone acts like is a really good game.
>>90361494you probably wouldn't have made it anyways unless you have a lot of natural charisma or you're a hot girl. anyways, there's always a bubble somewhere to make money on, just gotta keep your eyes out
game gimmick is interesting, execution is fucking awful
good night /flip/It was a W stream today
>>90362410youtube was literally originally created as an edating website, you guys act like any of this shit was easily foreseeable. it took true vision and a willingness to take on a lot of risk and treat it seriously at an early point
I might be the weird one, but I find her playing a shooter to be interesting
>>90362523goodnight anon, I love you *smooch*
>>90362530I want her to play Siege on stream before everyone drops it
>>90362653oh yeah she's kinda good at that one huh
>>90362009I wish honkai impact took off instead of genshincan’t stand these self-insert mc’s anymore
It's funny how the white haired girls with purple eyes are always so moe and proper, unlike Filian. Well I don't really know where Chaika fits, but she's more proper than Fil at least.
>>90362454Early stages definitely are. The story isn't that deep and most of the early characters are uninspiring, however, afaik, later it becomes a fair bit better. Genshin was made when the company was fairly unknown, but now—that they finally have the money to spend—it both looks and feels better to play.
>>90362410i myself always dreamed to be a vtuber but my house is small and every time i tried streaming it my parents would come in and interrupt, also the room lighting wasnt very good and my model was bugged all the time. It was really fun and although barely anyone watched me i enjoyed it a lot and sometimes go back to watch those vids from time to time, hopefully one day i'll be able to make my dream cum true
>>90362846>tenma
>>90362653most people have dropped it
>>90362852I don't know how you can expect gacha games to not sacrifice on story delivery when the point of the game is to shove as many characters in cutscenes as possible so you feel more inclined to gamble for the new popular characters. Most waifu/harem games are like that so someone's favorite character doesn't get left out even when it's redundant.
>>90362523gn anon
>>90362949I wish I could be a vtuber but I'm male and it seems like being a male vtuber is just shooting yourself in the foot unless you wanna be a politicsfag like Rev but I'm a newfag to vtubing so maybe I'm wrong. I also would be using a male model cuz I get cringed out by female models played by men and vice versa but that seems like a second shot to the self.Too ugly and broke to fleshtube.
>>90362523I'll die now too.Don't know what was different today, but this was the best Filian stream in a long while.fillyLove
>>90362950The idol of Phase
>>90362949Also wanted to say if you enjoy it you should try again
>>90363107Ok, but does that change the game was mid af on the release? Still, for a f2p that is available on almost every platform (not on switch and idk about linux) it's a fairly nice title as long as you don't fall into the trap of cashing out on the characters.
Almost said "da wose" in Filian's chat but that would've outed me
>>90363503You have escaped the list this time.
>>90363252there are lots of male vtubers that do decent numbers, they're just almost all gay for pay and primarily have an audience of horny girls. that aside, filian herself has said on stream (in the fishman/lumi collab) that she basically thinks there is no point in becoming a male vtuber because "if you're ugly it's just relatable" whereas if you are an ugly female you basically have 0 shot at being a successful fleshie streamer and need to put the metaphorical bag on your head and become a vtuber
she's cracked!
they allow forming squads in this? wonder if she could team up with Lily
Filian is sitting at her desk wearing a spider-gwen bodysuit and body trackers
>>90365149extremely plapable. some would say the most plapable
>>90365149imagine how sweaty she is
>>90365149she probably stinks like hell under that bodysuit
You can see filian's focused expression
carrying her squad on her back
This game has surprisingly good veiwer retention. All the designs look so generic though.
>I've got a lot of big falnksShe sure does
https://streamable.com/iht6qdKek Filian was about to get killed by someone, then ran away before immediately returning. The enemy probably thought>no way she'd be dumb enough to attack me nowso they started reloading and Filian was able to kill them in the middle of it. Balls of steel.
>>90366379it's just that easy.
>>90366379That's just basic damage mitigation, she took cover while reloading.
>>90366527smug FRICK
>>90366559
>>90349606Yeah... but I don't even mind. This was a super great stream.
rate the stream ladsdidnt even notice she ended and raided
>>903672369.5/10 stream tonight. She was ultra cute, turkey explosion was very cool
>>90367236poggy/woggy
>>90363252>>90363395thanks man, i'll definitely try it again once i get a place of my own. As for the malevtubing I think its more about finding your thing, the succesful malevtubers ive seen are usually playing the "sexy boy" role or just the funny guy, some even behave like femboys, i personally would like to be in between those too
>>90366379i thought she was playing agaisnt chinese bots>>903672369/10 didnt really care about the sponsor gameplay but the turkey 4h edging and explosion were glorious
>>90367236one of the best streams in a long time, I don't know what kind of mood she was in but it was damn cute
I missed Mocapian a lot. The expressiveness is so good.
Yet another one of filian’s friends has started doing porn. I see the future and I like what I see
Shame Filian couldn't play Starcraft or whatever it was with Lumi on Friday if she was truly out of ideas. Also maybe I'm crazy but I remember reading somewhere that Coqui and a /BIG/ chuuba wanted to collab with Filian recently and had it on a schedule somewhere.
>>90368255who now?
>>90368331coqui did something with that shitty vtuber omegle app. I think that’s why filian appeared on a recent schedule
>>90368333Punkalopi
>>90368331I think Lumi's schedule is messed up for this week for more idol stuff. She doesn't have one posted at all.
>>90368333Bao. I was joking though, filian would never do porn in a trillion years
>>90368333Pippa
>>90368331feel like filian would have stomped her anywayfilian is a gamer lumi is....a yapper
>>90368482Not a big leap from softcore porn she is doing on fansly, once money dry up she probably will do progressively lewder stuff
>>90368573pretty sure it's happening eventually, it's just not scheduled yet
>>90368584Filian isn’t a gooner like bao
>>90368482I thought Bao just started doing lewd asmr not full on porn
>>90368573It's hard to tell if Lumi is any good at the games she plays because Gumis are so brutal and anything that isn't perfectly executed is met with>what a retarded womanyet I do know that she plays pretty much every game on the hardest difficulties for their approval. I also bet Filian would win, she seems to love old PvP games and simply doesn't stream Starcraft II because it'd be boring to the average snacker who expect constant moving around and jokes.
>>90368728She’s currently masturbating on fansly so up to you what you call that
>>90368822lol
>>90368785are you for real? her real person?
>filian raided trickyare people gonna raise a stink about this like they did when pippa endorsed tricky for the vtuber awards
>>90369026why would this be controversial Filian has been friends with tricky for a while
>>90369026>are people gonna raise a stink about thiswhy would they?>like they did when pippa endorsed tricky for the vtuber awardswhy did they?
can bake >>90369089
>>90369289gracias
>>90369289dunno why it replied thanks 4chinx very cool
>>90369089I think she said she wanted Trump killed after the failed assassination attempt.
>>90369783damn, based
>>90369783o i c. Pippa probably caught it because of how much politics she does, Filian is apolitical enough that I doubt it comes up.
Doesn't this handwriting Filian is female
>>90370301I like that she does full circles for dots and uses 2 in place of a
>>90363843I think opsec is a valid reason, sure its more important for women but stuff still happens to guys
I'm gonna peel one of Filian's long black socks off with my teeth. On a hot summer day
Sad about no friday stream but it'll give me a chance to watch tonights vod if it doesn't get removed
>>90370301You gave a pankoposter a seizure
>>90363843>if you're ugly it's just relatableI don't remember that but that's a funny perspective to have. I guess it's mostly true. The number of handsome guys that decide to become popular Twitch streamers you could count on one hand.
We dying soon.>>90369899Pippa is not really that political, she just collected a fanbase that's very right wing by vtuber standards. Kirsche and Leaflit are the only vtubers I think who get political with Alana being a border case if you count making fun of Sweet Baby Inc. types of video games as political.
>>90372135>>90372135breddo