▼Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclaraPrevious Thread: >>90503121
tenmaballs
>>90508202Is it dead hours?
That AI slop sucks
HE MAY!
Aimen.
I miss my druggie ravewife.She hasn't posted her schedule, so I've gotta be strong.
awa
Schedule anon with the silky smooth hands is busy cheating with the gen3 split.
>>90508358wat
>>90508267Is very cute
I don't love Shiina anymore!
>>90508401Congrats
>>90508401But I do even though I don't watch her.
Dead HoursPhase Friend Peo is rating her viewer's bagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giCGiosQfLsPhase Friend Reina is counting down the hours until Kawaii shutters for goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUt3pWuO3oPhase Friend Clio is playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance.https://www.twitch.tv/clioaiteIf none of the above caught your fancy, consider lending Yumi your support as she day drinks and holds her first 3D karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6TjB0q8D0
>>90508495Why has Nasaposter abandoned us?
>>90508495>ClioNo trannys and other phase enemies please.
>>90508401I wonder what its like having a personal schizo as an anon
TFT is basically mahjong I think Tenma should play it
>>90508495Why no Nova this time?
>>90508495Don't recommend the tranny please
>>90508596Because it's an open mic stream at a nerd con, i.e male collab heavy. I always skip streams that are coed collabs when I make a list.>>90508535No idea man I just keep the store clean while he's out.
>>90508358How could she...
>>90508570I hope he thinks he's having a fight club episode when he goes to sleep and the ritual continues, but something's wrong.
NOW (Literally right now)Dead minutesSOONGram Pico (11:00UTC | 45m | Earth Science: Nagasaki)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gAcQBFhkYAyase Yuu (11:00UTC | 45m | Dark Souls)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITvetM8tOEELATERHimemiya Rie (15:00UTC | 4h45m | Cover Premiere: Hero)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SlUtDx0TlEKaneko Lumi (17:00UTC | 6h45m | NOT APEX)https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 7h45m | Fear and Hunger 2)https://www.youtube.com/@TenmaMaemi/streamsKomachi Panko (19:30UTC | 9h15m | Variety: One Run/Game)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-rsVK8GAewHakushika Iori (20:00UTC | 9h45m | Shopping Haul - Handcam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMb4Hr3I9nMRunie Ruse (23:00UTC | 12h45m | Resident Evil 2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypVE4zC2jMEEmber Amane & Kaneko Lumi (02:00UTC | 15h45m | Apex Tournament)Ember: https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streamsLumi: https://www.youtube.com/@KanekoLumi/streamsRinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (02:00UTC | 15h45m | Apex Tournament)https://www.youtube.com/@RinkouAshelia/streamsGram Pico (03:00UTC | 16h45m | T2 Members Only: Future Plans)https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streamsUtatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 17h45m | Ib)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esz5X554F90Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 17h45m | Liar's Bar w/ Bitos)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMtMTpEhyoKA-CHING (05:00UTC | 18h45m | Members Only Watchalong: The Grinch)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcHMWjHlNQMKannagi Loki (07:00UTC | 20h45m | Something)https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streamsBONUSVTL Academy (16:00UTC | 5h45m | /pcgia/ vs /brg/)http://vtleague.420699.xyzVTL Academy (16:40UTC | 6h25m | /pcgen3k/ vs /holox/)http://vtleague.420699.xyzVTL Academy (18:00UTC | 7h45m | /lia/ vs /pyon/)http://vtleague.420699.xyzNotes:>Hime & Jelly may guerrilla today>Lia is on guerrilla schedule until the first week of December Streams unlikelyGirls without a current schedule:Michi, Erina, Airi, Jelly, Ember, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Clara & Yuu>>90508358I assume you mean the Hina poster? That's not me
>>90508542Clio is biologically female.
Kai Cenat is /vt/ now.
>>90508903
>>90508317
>>90508940
>>90508940Kek, did someone make a kai cent general?
>>90509004This is me when I fap
>>90508940a rising tide lifts all boats vs normies OUT OUT OUTpick your side
>>90509082I live on the fucking beach
>CoD has skill based damageheh
>>90509049>>90494123rumao
I miss Pippa
should i start archiving hina?
>been 15 daysdo you think that pankophile did something since his wall of text?
>>90509150Yes mother fuckerThere is never a reason not you, archive everything
>>90509165uh... what happened?
>>90508901>02:00UTC | 15h45m | Apex TournamentDoki Phase Enemy
>>90509150I already have her whole channel.
>>90509200one massive blog, literal wall of text
Futanari Hina
>>90509268>Hina molesting Runie>Runie feels something poke her backMiss Hina!
>>90509133That was funny, don't get why it was deleted.
Pippa is going to wake up with soaked panties from her horny dreams
>my favourite Pico and Yuu segments are on at the same time. Don't do this to me overlap connect
>>90509403I thought it was a meme, didn't know she was really into bbc.
>>90508914FTM.Grim.
>>90509150Archive everything always.
>>90509140
>>90509478nah that's Eimi
>>90509140I hate Pippa
>>90509428>Pico delayed her stream because of my postShe's /here/
>>90509478No, she was born a woman and is still a woman. Roid abuse and a smoking addiction is a rough thing.
>>90509140Cutesy Pippa is dangerous
>>90509527Punishment for lack of YABcasting.
>>90509231wtf please give it back to her
Hina won't graduate. Think about it: If it was guaranteed that she won't be back, wouldn't they already have deleted everything?
>>90509577I wonder if she got one of those gross engorged pseudo penis clits really roided out women get.
>>90509671Why delete? It's not like she is getting terminated.
>>90509571Pico loves me
>>90508940I hate this timeline
>>90509624nyo
>>90509527FASTER!
>>90509671Why miss out on memberships and ad revenue when they might not have even broken even on her model and ad costs yet.
>>90509231So that's why she hasn't been streaming?
Why does Pippa hate Lumi now?
Amy really doesn't know how to take a break
>>90509816Pippa is the reverse Cramer index for people.She found out that Lumi isn't the bitchy gigawhore the memes assert she is and was immediately turned off. Staying friends with Pippa involves either forcing yourself on her or there being something deeply, abhorrently wrong with your background and conduct.
>>90509816raped her into participating in Summer Camp
>>90509854Why? Did she put out something?
>soul slop
>>90509952She tweeted about her cover again, and has been on tweeter every day, she made a tweeter space yesterday (?), She is mentally still at work
Alright buckaroos, suggest TOS-compliant Collab ideas and who should do them.
>>90510037They don't call it da kuso for nothing
>>90510074Lumi should give me a blowjob
>>90510074Lumi should collab with a male dog
>>90509928I hate how realistic that sounds.
>>90509854Good. Phase needs more hardworking girls like her.
Yuu sick?
>>90510074Pippa x Erina, Wemi and others collab except it's just pippa solo reading their rants about subjects and chat has to figure out who wrote it. Winner is whoever gets correctly identified the least and gets a fishman aka-supa
>>90509928What wrong with pink thing?
>>90510240rrat she's into more things than she's admitted and has acted on her fetishes irl
>>90510074The answer is always Minecraft, you already know this. When did you give up, brother?
>>90510273yeah okay but what's wrong with her
>>90510294>When did you give up, brother?Fish soured them on Minecraft by using it for buckbreaking sessions, don't you remember?
>>90510326She has deep dark fantasies
>>90510054Well her last break wasnt that long ago and she extended it.
>exercise >fap >body is still on high alert mode and it takes my entire concentration to keep from throwing up fuck me
We can't hold on any longer, Invaders are needed NOW to save the day.Send in the sheep
>>90509816lumi is a chud pippa is joining the clara clique
I kinda feel sad that KWABai is ending...
>>90510392
>>90510074Deep Rock Galactic collab: Muyu, Saya, Jelly, Lumi
Jelly should wear high heels and step on momonga on stream
>>90508495Clio should invade, she's been streaming for 10hrs already
>>90510774Clio is too good for Phase, why should she invade when she knows she's just there to pick up the slack for 20 other lazy whores.
>>90510074Skyrim togetheras many as possible
>>90510326she's a sex pest that pippa thought she could smash clams with
>>90510608that would be cool
>>90510969Bro you edited that sentence three times too much and one time too little.
Pico graduation...
>>90510977Saya wouldn't say this
>>90511059It's about the winter idols she joined you retard
>>90511099i thought it was about college
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gAcQBFhkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gAcQBFhkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8gAcQBFhkY
>>90510074racing game collab with Ember, Lumi and Kiri Kilovolt
Uruka could never make a woosh sound
>>90509928explain Sleepy and Marimari_EN then
owari da...
>>90511287That falls into the category of forcing themselves on her I think
>>90511062what would she say
>>90511287They never let her go, Mari is 100% never getting left on read and sleepy cares too much
>>90511303Did you just said Owari?we need a talent with an Owari-like model
They should make a phase stream without relying on rape baiting as a crutch.
>>90511303that is windows sole purpose
ninight peeceegeeplease take care of my dog as she streams
>>90511287Mari is notorious for turning into a rabid attack dog if you try to ghost her.She can out last and out scream Pippa's brainworms on account of being an incredibly high test individual.
>>90511317I fuck dogs or something idk
>>90511334Built for creampies
Cant wait to see Aiko's version of this
>>90510074Phase jp lethal company collab
>>90511365nini
I love Runie She a cutie
>>90511303Windows has been getting dumber since 7
>>90511596>to my the moon
>>90511596>not "Thank you for the support that you have not provided me"
>>90511951Yeah I feel like there was a missed opportunity here.
>>90511303I blame vanguard
>next EN stream in 7 hours
>Vanguard requires tpm to be enabled on win 11>but you can't even install win 11 without tpm
>>90512059You can with a bit of trickery.
>>90512020first weekend in phase connect?
lazy western whores
>>90512148I don't think someone with a MSI Mag for am5 with ddr5 support need that sort of trickery. Otherwise someone was being retarted on purpose while assembling her system.
>>90512328Shut up nigger
>>90512387Hey look it's my favorite AV tuber FilianneVR
>>90512587"She" just uses stock anime girl moans for "her" fansly videos it's pretty lame
>>90512328stop being bitchy
>>90512615Poor guy. He already has to suck virtual dick for the motion capture, cut him some slack
>>90512366Oh it's about her.If it's a prebuild the they might have actually set those reg keys for the master imagine so it has wider hardware compatibility.
Fuck it, since most are asleep anyway, tell me which holo you dream of having sex with.
>>90512914Bae.
>>90512914Fauna
>>90512914
>>90512914Shiori
>>90512914Mococo
https://x.com/mn374390/status/1862822738395873480
>>90512914Ahoy
>>90513120WHERE'S MY MERCHANDISE KEVIN?!?
>>90512914>implying holobronies don't spam the thread with off-topic during normal hours as well
>>90512914the pink catgirl
>>90513141I'm not Kevin, I just lust after Marine...
>>90513164Which one, isn't there like 3 of them?
Still thinking about Jelly's oral fixation...
TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN80 YEARS OF STREAM WEEK 36
>>90513212
>>90513268That's a dog.
>>90512707>The 9900x features a Radeon igu>Clara said she transferred all the relevant parts which would also mean her Nvidia gpuDon't tell she has to ddu now because Nvidia drivers were installed on top of already existing Radeon drivers and they are somehow conflicting/corrupting.
>>90513244 Training jelly to seek out sitting on your lap having her teeth brushed whenever the previous day caused an exceptionally high amount of brain worms and just relishing (you)r scent and intimate attention.
BEWARE THE MUTT 80 YEARS OF TUMMY HORT WEEK 666
Jelly is not a pet she is a grown ass woman who is her own person.
>>90513463Women want to be treated like pets.
>>90513520Not all, some like to be treated like slaves.
Who the fuck breaks their PC right out of the box? The more I know about Clara the more retarded she sounds. She's a lot closer to Wemi, Pippa and Memory on that spectrum than I thought.
can I get a saya stream in these trying times
>>90513663Someone can probably deduce Phase's mandatory streaming hours from Saya and Michiru.
If I got a Jelly gf I would keep her in a small cage
I would like a girlfriend because I like hugging and am touch deprived
>>90513726Yep, it's been a little bit over a month since they both, at the same time, started doing some very obviously mandated streams. Saya still needs to stream this week, so I would expect a stream today or tomorrow.
>>90513783get a body pillow
>>9051378310+ years no touch body pillows keep me strong :)
>>90513783Didn't ask, bro. Outside of the random Gumi, Airiheads and Kanpainiki dads this is most people here.
I would like a wife to cook and clean because I'm tired after coming back from work and can't be arsed.
>>90514298Still didn't ask. :)
>>90514298Thankfully Lumi does all that for me :)
https://litter.catbox.moe/p8oumb.png
>>90514480No penis
Brainwashing Lumi into not wearing bras then making her ride a crowded train in Tokyo
>>90514563https://litter.catbox.moe/rxgein.png
>>90514633None of the Phase girls should wear bras. They should only be allowed pasties, tape, or bandaids as part of their contract.
>>90514707Pippa shouldn't be allowed to cover her nipples
>no jerry today
>>90514796Pippa is the canonically ugliest member of Phase Connect I don't care what she does.
( っ´ω`c) please skip December so it's next month
>>90513783You say that until she cheats on you
>>90514796She's always stimulated because she doesn't wear bras
>>90514936>Skip ChristmasFuck you.
>>90513597Is she liveposting on her Discord about it?
>>90515157low tier response. Think about what i wrote
>Clio ending after 12 and a half hoursthe lazy is infecting her
>>90515185>skip December so it's next monthThe only way to interpret that is you want it to be January
>>90515282what if i liked christmas but didn't want it to be at the end of the year :O
>>90515262>not even 13 hoursAll these interactions with the Phase girls is corrupting her
>>90515176Don't think so. She posted on twitter about it.
>>90515306Best for last?
>>90514905And that's a good thing
>>90515421:) that's a nice way of thinking. I just mean I don't like how people are in december. Just the feeling
>>90515476You don't like people making an effort to be nice and friendly and to at least pretend to be part of a community?
>>90515586
Thread bgm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg-yt0eSmbghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgBqugrXK2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-_qAmN5JMhttps://wheelofnames.com/ja3-5t7https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE
>>90515660you're reading too deeply into what I wrote. I never said I didn't like the community
>>90511365Nini Picofriend!!
>>90515709That's what the feeling you're hating is though.
>>90515661>>90515586
I love Shiina!
>>90515733it's impossible to tell what someone is actually thinking or feeling through text.
>>90515760Liar
>>90515791No it isn't. I have this thing called pattern recognition and prior experience that lets me take risks in assessing new experiences and still be correct a majority of the time.
All I want for Christmas is pippa's graduaaa~ationnnnnnnn all I want for Christmas is youu~ to graduate pippa!
>>90515833This but Gura
>>90515824I'm glad that works for you
>>90515833this but rosemi
Pippa should return to her roost and do a 24 hour Christmas stream like back in the good old days.
>the gen3k split died again even though Yuu and Pico are streaming
>>90515824maybe I should turn you into a thought experiment then since that's what you like to do to other people
Jigger rolecall.
Why is the Lisafag sperging out again?
>>90515909that split was made by an anti, you are not supposed to actually post there
>>90515913Please do. Project your inferences onto me as I have done to you. I'm not wrong in mine, let's see how close you are with yours.
>>90515909That thread is no joke >90% one runatic It dies when he's asleep
>>90515967What? The most active poster in that thread isn't even a runatic.
>>90515959I was implying that you don't like people and think whatever criteria they don't meet for you you'll just toss them out with out a thought. You're an awful person
>>90515921we hates jiggers here, this is jonggers territory
>>90516046It's one dude is my point, whatever he is
>>90516079die pippa i got out of bed to post this
>>90513663>>90513726Would be best to just have her graduate.She clearly doesn't even want to be a streamer anymore and its very saddening that we missed out on someone from the thousands of applicants they had just because the lazy nepo-child needed a spot.
>>90516067Gomenasai, anon, but I understand and accept that people have flaws. It is in how they overcome said flaws that makes the character of a man.
>>90515909splitters get what they deserve. /pcg/ is better with every thread
SEXhttps://x.com/p_u_p_i/status/1862862777863303416
Yuu is really in Duke's Archives with that shitty weapon and tiny HP bar what a gamer
>>90516167>/pcg/ is better with every threadWhy do you lie
>>90515909I love this gif. It works too well
>suddenly managerpostingHmm.
>Dreamed about old Nasa
>>90510074Jelly factorio collab with chat
>>90516165okay shoot, what flaws have you over come as a person?
>>90516190why are her fingers blue?
>>90516249I'm not talking about the internet or a few bad people you met in your families inner circle either. People you've actually gone out to meet yourself
>>90516207managers woke up
>>90516190maybe Pupi could phase in
I think pico SUCK
Even with all the fags, troons, and seething femanons.. I still love you motely group. The before-times were much better, but it's fun to reflect.Brown ERP "girl," I'd fuck you.if you asked nicely.Femanon(s) or just gay guys?: You're super obvious, I'll fuck you too but you have to be the bottom.It's time for celebration. You guys are OK.
>>90516190>underwear isn't red
>>90516289
>>90516249The weakness of flesh.
>>90516297yippee
When you guys dream of vtubers is it cartoony or do they look like real people?
>>90516257she fingered Jelly so much that her fingers turned blue
>>90516321hahahahahaha. Alright you win
Thanks for reminding me that the liquor store opens in 15 minutes, anon. I need more steeliebois.
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>90516362Runie...
>>90516323Is Steel Reserve just a west coast ching? I mentioned it to guys in my raid and they never heard of it.
(^ω^)
Seath time
Wow I don't remember Seath being that easy. Or was cutting his tail the only hard part?
>>90516249not having a Jelly gf
Phase friend Clio in Yuu's chat again. My rrat: she ended stream early (didn't even reach 13 hours baka) because she wanted to watch Yuu
>>90516257she fingered Lina so much that her fingers turned periwinkle
>>90510964GREAT IDEA
>>90516549she just want to post wwww in the chat
A person needs 6 hugs a day for healthy living. How many do you get?
>>90516522
on an unrelated note, only 5 minutes left for Phase friend Reina Sun before her countdown ends
>>90516190Pupi please I know you're here just spend a month and focus on literally nothing but heads and faces. Please, your art is amazing otherwise.
Look at this beauty of a slobLove her
>>90516190>Eating Asian goyslop>Thin
>>90516549She said goodnight in discord, saw Yuu was playing Dark Souls and said lolnvm
My hair started visibly thinning by the time I was 10 years old. By the time I was 25 I was completely George Costanza bald. I never stood a chance in life.
>>90516642between 0 and 0
>>90516736Its easy to stay thin, just starve yourself
Pico joined a RP, and now she's been reduced to a desk girl... fuck.
>>90516757Just shave your head and hit the gym, works for everyone.
>>90516549Clio has the yellow fever
>>90516781It's not just that, she looks too healthy to eat that kind of stuff.
>>90516791
>>90516793I've been shaving my head since I was 25 and working out in recent years but more for health. I'm just going to retire to south east Asia and date jungle Asians like every other old bald white guy.
>>90516757Just shave your balls and hit the hrt, works for everyone.
>>90516757Men always think it's some single trait that makes them a failure. They're a few inches too short, their hair isn't right, their jaw isn't right, their eyes slant the wrong way, their penis isn't the right size. The truth is none of that matters. Women aren't attracted to men, period. It was over for you the moment you were born with a Y chromosome. The human race managed to exist for hundreds of thousands of years because women were forced to pair with men for survival, but they don't need men for individual survival anymore, and nobody cares about survival of the species.
>>90516757My plan for when I go bald is to just shave it all off and maybe wear hats
>>90516791Is that the girl tied up below the office worker's desk for blowjobs on demand?
>>90516868Is that Dizzy's former office job?
>>90516860>Women aren't attracted to menA woman asked me out 2 years ago so you're wrong.
Just noticed something. I posted >>90476288. Airi posted picrelated after. Was she here? Was she gorilla just for me? Coincidence? Am I basically married to her now? Am I Airi?
>>90516695tell me a music joke
>>90516906What a deviant
>>90516908half the corpo trolls these threads and post things they find in the corpo discord anon
>>90516908Phaser don't come here take your med
>>90516868>blowjobs on demand?Enough about you, were talking about Phase here.
>>90516908They're all here, always
>>90516908>Am I Airi?Yes. You'll find this month's to-do folder in your inbox.>b-but anon it's already the 30thSpend less time on that damn phone of yours or you don't get company pizza.
Tan girls: yay or nay?
>>90516906Less than 30% of men have been hit on by a woman, are you really in that category of attractive men?
>>90516995Only naturally brown. Changing your skintone is cringe + wildly unhealthy.
>>90516791better than her last job at least
>>90516995Depends on the Asian, some are better when ghostly pale.
>>90517036Jesus...
>>90516860This is why it's always so funny when women crash into the wall and end up as lonely seething cat ladies when they realize they will be alone the rest of their lives, all because they decided to be narcissistic misandrists when they were younger and had the chance to get a family.
>>90517036I don't understand the appeal of these big GTA RP servers. Is there something I'm not understanding as a white guy?
>>90517018That's between 1 in 3 or 4 men, it's really not that rare.
>>90516908No one is here, go take your meds
>>90516980Why did my post make you seethe?
>>90517139[rrat] Pico just plays the RP server because its the biggest noombers boost she's had in months
>>90517139Has nothing to do with being a "white guy" señor its just about pretending to be something you aren't and having a good time while doing it. Almost like an improv comedy show except its not a garbage improv comedy show.
>>90517207>señor its just about pretending to be something you aren't and having a good time while doing itIsn't that just vtubing in general? I'm not understanding these large collabs with people I don't know or care about, Spicmano.
>>90517139Roleplay. It's right there in the name.
>>90517130Women are never alone, even when they're old and wrinkly women still have wide spread support networks of friends and relationships with other women that allow them to live rich and fulfilling lives. Men, meanwhile, basically remain emotionally retarded children for their entire lives because they never socialize or network. Trying to be a friend with a man past 35, much less get into a relationship with one, is an absolute nightmare. They're all mentally ill in the worst ways as a direct result of their isolation.
>>90516908It's 7:15am In California... I hope that you wish the best for her.
I'm open for coloring any line art right now if anyone wants.
>>90517194Do you feel smart after posting this
>>90517145Why are you even here Femanon, just to seethe?
Yuu killed the Crestfallen Warrior. He went hollow...
>>90517287Because you are not white and have no imagination. End of discussion. Pico is just making good content.
No more DeepL for Clio
>>90517342So you don't get it either, understood.
>>90517299See >>90517328
Yuu taking her revenge on the New Londo ghosts
Ah. Blog & blackpill essay hours my beloved.
>>90517426she should farm banshee for a weapon
Holy shit Pico-chan is actually shooting a gun
>>90516507DS1 is incredibly easy with the exception of a handful of areas, the only reason people had trouble with it at the time is that no one was used to Souls formula yet.
Oh fuck she died
>>90517399I get it? I just have no interest in discussing it further with you. You'll never get it, you have no imagination.
>>90517510DeS was cooler
>>90517535I don't think you get it.
Killed by ghosts again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SlUtDx0TlE
>>90516995Nay
>>90516807just like me frfr
>>90517662So its a Limbus Company song?
She drained the water!
>>90517721Why don't you tell me?
Pico-chan needs a crutch to walk now as she recovers from all those gunshot wounds from the shootout
Nigger
>>90517934
>>90517934Thank you Nasa, very cool.
>Pico is in jailWhat is the charge? Having a meal?
>>90518061They didn't recieve her hard picopenis
>>90517920I'm curious, how high is Pico on the social ladder in this server?
Killed by a darkwraith while trying to learn parry timings
>>905179341000000000000000/10Nasa cute!!
Pico-chan on prison chow duty
>>90518210
>>90518098>>90518061>tfw that guy died last month
>>90518210FAKE AND GAY
>>90518135they are the coolest looking enemies in the series
Yuu is always having fun
>>90518210(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
another grim day of no streams in phase world
Pinned down by a darkwraith
bread>>90506798>>90506798>>90506798
I'm dumping you pippa. I only love nasa now
>>90518421
Jailbreak! Houka Maa got her iconic fit back
>>90518421I admire your trickery anon very funny it got me
>>90518370Who is Yuu?
>>90518558>>90518558>>90518558gluten free
>>90518495uooooooooh, thanks for that :3
This is a really funny game.
>>90518495
>>90518615at least it keeps you busy
>>90518748NO! Time to close YouTube. It's taking too much of my time.
>>90518495How many of you live with your parents?
>>90518809the RPing is pretty nice
>>90518872I live with my wife and 2 kids
saya hates me so fucking much it's unreal
>>90518889I was watching Yuu jump into bait pits and die.
黒ん坊
>>90509928pippa is just like me
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