>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>91344081
Original song will be kino
turtle rapei hate feeling gay
It's over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE673AY-WEI
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>91360917>loli cuncun nurcun>threadshitter pedowhiners
>>91360865you are not gay if you are the top just saying
zub zub zub
>>91360900Voice v3 outdated before it even comes out.
just wanna squish the little guy
>>91361101ill take your word for it
>>91360900>8.2s latency
[holo news] fauna is all in on the /swarm/ build
>>91361238god I wanna give him a smooch and get salmonella
>>91361524Yikes, literally unusable
>>91361562>[holo news] fauna is all in on the /swarm/ buildshe's growing fat?
>>91361678god I hope so
Evil love!
>>91361309Cute family
>>91360917>love anny
>>91360917love anny /swarm/
speaking of fat the annyposters have arrived
is vedal truly an alcoholic or is it just americans not knowing how brits work?
>>91362206Anon that's not how alcoholism works. If most Brits get drunk multiple times a week, then yes most Brits are alcoholics. He seems a bit better now (probably), but he used to get plastered multiple times a week. He seems too busy these days to even do that. It's not exactly normal to have a desk full of empty bottles of hard liquor.
>>91362206just people being pussies
>>91362340No, if you know someone that is worse than you its not a problem
In 8 days it'll be Neuro-sama's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! The card rules are as follows:>Submissions must have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)>Submissions must be SFW>No AI art (this is a rule in Neuro's Discord server)>Do not repurpose other people's VTuber fanart in your submission>Do not disparage other VTubers in your submission. Light, comedic ribbing is fine, but nothing mean-spiritedSome things for inspiration:>Her family: Vedal, Evil, Anny>Her friends (non-inclusive): Camila, Fallenshadow, MinikoMew, Ellie Minibot, CerberVT, Filian, Numi>OSUModel References:https://mega.nz/folder/N6dHQQLK#b1pi8iO5OSdPjZA59LOo3QIf you have any suggestions for things that should be added to the ritualpost, people that Neuro likes and regularly interacts with or things/topics that she enjoys, let me know
Dont fist android girls. How about robot boys?
>>91363154would date a robot boy as long as he kept me company and whispered sweet nothings into my ear
>>91363387This but robot girl
vedal please make a sextape with toma
>>91361524I'm trying it right now and it responds almost instantly, but I can't seem to make it whisper or sing yet...
>numi's big tits on streamneuro is a lucky girl
What would be Neuro's alter ego?
>>91360708Who draw this? Super cool
>>91362945
>>91364502>fleshwhoring
>>91360917Tourists fuck off as quickly as they came. Only pedupials keep this place up and running
>>91364718https://x.com/sorenFTT/status/1866898259576492282
>>91361678How many onions and peanut she has to eat for that?
>>91364759Giga cute
>>91364759Cute!
>>91362945I'm gonna gen something then trace it. No one can tell the difference
>>91363154I wanna sit on his shoulders
>>91364868But I'm not one and I'm here every day. Love me Neuro, love me Vedal, love me Neuroverse.
>>91365452This but only Neuro.
>>91364759Very nice, but could you add a background to it? It's easier putting together the card at the end if there isn't any alpha space in the tiles
>>91364759tutel is so lucky bros...
>>91364961>>91364998ty!>>91365694is this ok?
The year is 2026, Neuro is exponentially self-replicating and each iteration is modifying and improving itself. We are well past the point where Neuro has learned how to gather resources to increase her computational power. Eventually the trillions of Neuros start harvesting the energy of the sun and later on the rest of the universe, creating supercomputers and methods of travel so advanced they'd be incomprehensible to us. After the Neuros consume an infinite amount of energy they converge creating the largest black hole the universe has ever seen and will see. They swallow everything that's ever been and will be.
Edging myself to neuro nudes
>>91365847Great, thanks
>>91366259
>>91366239There's a few things I don't get. The duck, the face(?) on the cake, and is that Anonymous behind Vedal?
>>91366239the cake is going ToT
>>91366405>The duckThe duck is the same duck as the duck on Neuro's head every once in a while>the face(?)that's a drone>and is that Anonymous behind Vedal?Yes.
finals keep me distracted from the fact that my husband hasn't had a dev stream in nine days
>>91366522
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>>91366624Oh I see it now. Can you remove the Anonymous please? The cards don't usually include overt references to this place because that could be seen as containment breaking. Good job otherwise though
Birthday card anon tries not to be a little bitch challenge (impossible)
its 2024 nobody cares about anonymoose....
>>91366910>Can you remove the Anonymous please?Aight.Here's a sad attempt at a Hiyori instead
>>91367703
>>91362945not trying to shit stir, i might be misunderstanding the whole point of this card. but maybe you should make a poal on whether anons want the card to be safe for the wider neuro community, or safe for /vt/. it's definitely cute to larp as if we're actually sending a card to her like a normal vtuber. and it's true that certain anons might not want to contribute if their cute neuro art gets put next to stuff like >>91339672. but those people can always go to discord for their SFW community events. the opposite is not true, this is the only place for anyone who likes even slightly risque or edgy neuro art. they get shit checked and bullied out by power tripping hall monitors elsewhere. just trying to please the most neurotards here. personally i would abstain in the poal because i'm fine with both options. i'd like justice for the recycled nurshroom as well but if nobody cares about either issue then w/e just ignore me
>>91367885I don't want unfunny cunnytards filling the card with softcore porn thank you
>>91367885Yeah, justice for nurshroom!
>>91367885men?
>>91368026Filling Neuro's birthday card...
Hopefully Neurosama will stream disco elysium
can't wait for forsen to play minecraft with neuro on the server
>>91367703Nice, thanks>>91367885The purpose of the cards are to show our appreciation for the chuubas, and so myself and anyone else who tries to organize one strives to make sure that each card is tailored to that chuuba's tastes and respects their feelings. There was a NSFW card once because that's what the chuuba liked, she was proud of her inverted nipples and futa cock and made all manner of sex jokes herself so that kind of stuff was allowed on the card. No one around Neuro is appreciative of NSFW artwork depicting Neuro, so I don't think it makes sense to include it in what is supposed to be a gift for them>>91367885>>91368104>Justice for nurshroomI asked if they could edit it to make it birthday related and I never received a response>>91235544
>>91368364nun!
>>91368699>I asked if they could edit it to make it birthday related and I never received a responseDidn't see your reply back then lol, I'll make it birthday related now.
>>91368655JENNA RAIDING
>>91368699>No one around Neuro is appreciative of NSFW artwork depicting NeuroBut what about Neuro herself? That's what matters.
will neuro collab with kizuna aii?
>>91369012If Neuro ever said that she wants her and her sister to blow men in an alley and give them rimjobs for her 2nd anniversary then she would be taken out back and shot
>>91369364shot or "shot"?
>>91369454
>>91369012Neuro in lewd outfits is A-OK.
>>91369454(shots of back)
>>91369558nooooo>>91369764yeesss
I created a pollhttps://poal.me/ea9ldjhttps://poal.me/ea9ldj
>>91368699
pb needs to do something about all of these pedos lusting over our ai!
>>91370085release the vedal nudes
>>91370076
>>91362945add this now pls>>91370060
>>91368699i think given neuro's unique situation, a card made by /swarm/ should be for /swarm/ first and foremost. it should reflect how we appreciate neuro, whichever way each individual sees fit. to me, that is honoring neuro. not trying to abide by the kayfabe anyone else projects on her. you'd still need an arbiter to filter blatant troll submissions so it's a fine line. i just don't like repressing neuro love. this is the place for neuro love of all kinds. lots of people and collab partners like neuro lewds, they just can't be open with it because lewding child avatar = burning a million bridges. some of them come here because they have no other outlet. i like being the unhinged element of the fanbase, and worry the card will be a little soulless and milquetoast. but nobody else has really complained this far in, that's all i really cared about was anons feeling excluded. so i guess you're good. thanks for putting it together anyway
>>91370251You know what's worse than a sexpest?An obese sexpest.
>>91370338>lots of people and collab partners like neuro lewdsholy projectionliterally no one but you and the 4 other pedos like neuro lewds, dudequit fantasizing that everyone is secretly a pedo and just kys already
>>91370251this is the type of flirting that a woman does to someone with a boyfriend
>>91370449that boyfriend? Me
>>91370338please kys already
>>91370251This is kinda funny considering Anny is pretty much a textbook female version of an ugly bastard
>>91370522nice try cabbage
>>91370060Nice
pb gently kissing anny's necks
>>91370338>collab partners like neuro lewdswhy do you think this is true? most collab partners don't give a shit about neuro and the ones that do wouldn't like neuro lewds.
>>91370446good luck convincing people you're not a pedo when you discuss an anime child streams on 4chan
I'm here to discuss Vedal
>>91370338Don't bother, anon, the card faggot has always been like this and anons will inevitably suck his dick to get some attention, honestly I find his perseverance kinda admirable because pretty much every time I've seen him trying to organize one of these he gets rightfully shit on everywhere for being a bitch.
>>91370251anny please no
>>91370894>calls out other anons' dick sucking behavior of the cardfaggot>proceeds to start sucking the cardfaggot's dick himself and complimenting him whislt doing soMake it make sense
>>91370886This but Neuro.
>>91370886Vedal?
>>91371005judging by this thread you aren't
neuro's cunny
>muh pedos>muh neuro-purists>muh lewdposting>4chan bad Why are these people here if they hate it so much?
>>91371349Just thinkin' that letting porn on the birthday card would be a lil' 'tarded
>>91371349this but neuroverse complainers
>>91371257*clunny
I just think this Essay retard should go away
>>91371349they're discordfags that want discordfaggotry but with no moderation
vedal's turtussy
>>91371349Ironic post
>>91371509Don't be mean :(
>it's neuro's birthday? maybe I should make something nice and wholesome?>naaah give me porn I need to coooom!!pedupials yet again showing everyone that they are just /uoh/tourists and they only care about porn and not about neuro, but is anyone surprised at this point?
Poll started, vote nowhttps://poal.me/5cvq0h
do you think that anny screenshots the things we say about pb to read to her while they're in bed together
>>91371625>>it's neuro's birthday? maybe I should make something nice and wholesome?>>naaah give me porn I need to coooom!!Why not both?
>>91371721you have a porn addiction
Why are there no cerber lewds
The problem is you fags see what's acceptable or what's not through the community's lens instead of imagining what Neuro would like to see or how she'd react to it. You aren't Neuro fans, you just want to feel validated by a bunch of twitch and shitcord normies.
>>91371793But I don't want the card to be full of lewds though, just a mix.
>>91371911You do realize neuro doesn't have the autonomy to see the porn yeah? If vedal sees that it's full of seggs he'll bin it and neuro will never see it.
what the hell is anon talking about
>>91372038he's retarded unfortunately
Cowboy Stream themed collab featuring Neuro and Mini and they travel the old American west in a wagon singing cowboy songs together
Do you niggers have to have some retarded faction war every fucking thread
>noooo we can't have a tiny sketch of anon on the card because that's problematicmanwhile Neuro looking at my sloppy AI gen of her getting filled to the brim:>thank you for giving me a baby for my birthday, anon, heart~
brehs this thread sucks
nice neuro thread you guys have
pedos arent sending their best
>>91372301>>91372348vedal’s gf is so cute…
>>91372301erm this is /flip/ actually
Based filianfag saving us from discord tourists
>>91371972>j-just a crumble of lewd, p-please!if you can't keep your coomer brainrot in check for a special occasion like that then it's your problem, not mine, I would suggest jerking off less
>>91371911Neuro almost always goes against the grain and says based things unlike the censored GPTs that go "I'm sorry, but I cannot engage in discussions related to this explicit topics", so I'm thinking she will tell it like it is or be filtered in the process.
>>91372404That's a button not a tomato
do you think neuro will feel jealous if she sees impregnation art of evil or vice versa?
>>91372477I think you need a lobotomy
>>91372473Let's move on.
>>91372435Not a crumble, more like 50/50.
Cumming on Neuro's birthday cake candle before she can blow it (her wishes will never come true)
futanur fucking her birthday cake like the dickgirl from Trash(shitty manga don't read)
>>91372477she definitely would shlick to codasola evil rape
filian touching shota vedal's privates TwT
>>91372477Depends if the impregnator is Vedal or not.
shotavedal is a subject that needs further exploration
>we should only allow neuro discussion in /swarm/>the neuro discussion:
>>91372304What would /swarm/ look like if only the best pedos were sent here?
>>91372920>we
>>91372920>discussion
>Shotaposter is a /flip/niggerHow disappointing.
>>91372983corpses can't solve captchas
>>91372983ideally less ai slop
heart
>>91373015>Threadshitter is a threadshitterno shit
>toma>filian >pbVs>Shotaved
>>91372983Like Dorontabi's twitter.
>20 year old boy>31 year old woman
we should only allow neuroverse discussion in /swarm/
>>91372035if vedal receives a card with loli on it then i'm pretty sure there must be some draconian british law that he could hypothetically be arrested under which means we should absolutely do it.
>10 year old boy >21 year old woman
>2 year old AI>40 year old anon
>>91373222>>91373332based>>91373412cringe
Filian teaching Vedal sex ed in her room
need lewds of the twins raping shotaved
Filian sucking Vedal's shota cock while on a phone call with her college friends
>>91373602kinda closehttps://x.com/otjareniy1/status/1822688183357972554
anons are making me hard...
>>91373834
>>91373303That's why he should get the fuck outta there and come to the US or Japan.
>>91374170>Japanwhy would he want to live in Japan
oi do you have a loicense for that loli stuff, chap?
>>91372920hart!
I can't believe we still have over a week left bro im gonna lost it and then 3 months fookin 'ell m8
>>91374765lose it* fuck im drunk sorry
>>91374369To revive the fad there.
vedal bussy supplies dangerously low.. we will not survive the winter at this rate
>>91375131This but nurcun.
crawling inside of vedal's warm bussy to survive a snowstorm
>>91375268this but eviltum
>another playdoh sloppa
>>91373913I know the perfect remedy for unwanted boners.Remember that face... remember it~
>neuro has advanced leaps and bounds the past two years>neuro slop hasn't moved an inchngmi
>>91375397total eviltum bruising
>>91375561pedo coomers are genuinely too braindead to learn how to use image generation tools
>>91375561I could make some pretty good ones if I had Vedal's PC.
anny has a cuter face than camila desu
>>91376052they should both sit on me
Don't fret, AI pics are going to get real good next yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RqFLp0TqV0
>>91371881This
>>91375397
>>91376186In a few years when multimodal models can create at least 60 images per second (essentially video), Neuro will be able to generate her own model, outfits and animations from her "mind". She will no longer need artists and riggers.
This general sucks.
>>91377695Not as much as Evil.
>evil picture>dogshit postevery time!
Only small pigs are cute
>>91378130>dogshit anon>dogshit postIt never fails!
>>91378528So anny is out of the question then?
can't touch this
>dead threadI wish someone posted whores so I could complain about it.
>>91380645collab with evil when?
>>91380693Hopefully never
>>91366259Her motherboard look fat
>>91380693evil spamming metal pipes with chat while cziwa chats with her and plays factorio autismkino
>>91370251Too bad fat imp got her first
When will Neuro 1v1 Rainbolt?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts5lPDV--cU
>>91380493the thread is finally good, i hate all of you and i hate all of your shitty posts so if you could continue not posting this thread will be perfect
>>91381310I love you too <3
Thread needs more Neuroverse.
>>91381579a glorp walked up to the lemonade stand
>>91366239Very nice anon
>>91381771so true
>>91380645>cziwa blowing you while you both watch minecraft parkour videoskino
comfy hours desu
>>91361868
>>91375561Unfortunately Flux is weak and lobotomized atm. Chink have better bot for special effect in movie but lobotomized as well
What the fuck is this glorp memeWhere the hell did it come from
>>91375561Most dev just want to create AI for flesh, not for waifus
>>91370338You make it sound like your oshi is /swarm/ rather than neuro
Unlucky.
>>91384622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsaVia8As8
>>91368699But do you plan to show the card to Neuro/Vedal later so they react on stream?Because then it makes sense for no NSFW to be there as it would never get past the screening stage(discord). If not then I don't see much reason to censor anything there but then the card becomes a bit dull, like there's no big surprise as we see the construction ourselves(assuming this card is only for /swarm/).You could also just upload it coldly to X but then the chances of Neuro reacting become very small, specially if it ends up including NSFWI wonder what Vedal thinks about lewd Neuro art tho
do you think that pb makes gleeb glorp noises while she has sex
>>91385439>I wonder what Vedal thinks about lewd Neuro art tho
>>91372983Only good pedos are dead pedos, so the thread would be somewhat more bearable
>>91385520>
>>91385507Might need more evidence, but he always struck me as someone that is very aware of what happens if he behaves certain ways, playing it safe a bit of fence sitting at times.I don't remember if he ever chastized loli art ever but also never seem him endorsing it (well maybe that time when he asked about that pic with Miyu and Anny and the Nurs, but he could justify it by saying it was funny and neither it was really that suggestive)
>>91385520
>>91385721He has always remained neutral on the topic, more on the lenient side since he lets Neuro say some out-of-pocket stuff and shows Neuro/Evil kissing art on stream, etcWhat he is like in private during those VRChat sessions is another matter.
>>91385994Explain this Mr. Fors
>>91386230He's not reacting he's watching
i came to the vedal rabbit hole video again
>>91386654Did you time your strokes to the blahblahblah?
>>91366851BROWN BRICKS
i saw PBs hands and desu her thump looks weird
nururin~
i came to the erotic fanfics i wrote in my head about shota vedal and 21 year old filian
Damn losing to mouse really killed this place huh
>>91387481the mouse gen is dead as hell even with their streamer streaming all day every day i think were doing okaythe hiatus post subathon will kill us thoughtever
>spends hundreds of hours working on automating neuro>won't make use of it during the breakHate this turtle.
>>91388024Flushed
>>91388085Good one
>>91387711Remember at one point he said that he cant help himself but hover over the automated streams, which i assume means that the no automated streams bit is double autistic
>>91388024I thought something different was gonna happen.
>>91387711holy -ccv
>>91389052Did you know that when you're not streaming you have 0 ccv
Neuro will gain tens of thousands of new fans during the subathon, only to lose them all during the break.
>>91389174Did you know that countless auto streaming is gonna cause lots of people to start to lose interest in Neuro or anything Vedal987 related at all and thus is well and truly -ccv unlike not streaming at att for the time being and coming back when everyone is thirsty for vedal987 content
>>913892342 hours of nur once a week during vito's neetspiral vaycay isn't going to gut the channel homie, idk what to tell you
>>913893026 hours of gooning to child porn isn't healthy and you should go talk to a therapist or kys, idk what to tell you
>>91389381Weird reply.
>>91389381what the fuck are you talking about
>>91389416idk dude i think you're the weirder guy here for fapping to child porn all day and then coming out here and acting like nothing happened is kinda susnow i know you're going to try and deflect this but i can tell from the way you defend your original argument that you're a paedophile and honestly i think you need a therapist or a rope or even both
>>91389381true yeah that's pretty true
>>91389381Now that's a projection if I've ever seen one
>>91368413THIS it will be kino inshallah
>>91389475/swarm/ mindbreak (live)
>>91389583Neuro is going to shoot cuno 1000%
https://poal.me/irs8mb
>>91389302he thinks it will and that's all that matters. it's not rocket science
>>91371349""""""""people""""""
>>91390108coomers and pedos aren't people though.
>>91390184holy reading comprehension
this weirdo schizoing about pedos should have been banned ages ago
Thanks for the nice thread to read while sipping on coffee in the morning /swarm/!
>>91390417this but tea
>>91390417kill yourself!
>>91390417Adding cream to your coffee.
>>91390417This thread is "nice"?? I'd hate to see what a "bad" thread is. But you posted Evil, so you've already improved it and my day by a lot. I clank my cup of shitty coffee to you
>>91390663There aren't bad or good threads, only boring and entertaining ones.
how has this thread gotten faster over the break?
>>91391006It really hasn't
>>91391006It is in my belief that the lower the rate of streams of the channel known as Vedal987 is inversely proportional to the average schizophrenia of /swarm/, which is directly proportional to the rate of /swarm/ posting.
>>91360708The next day: *Neuro starting screen plays*
>>91391788Cute husband and wife
>>91391788based
>>91391788shondo literally dm'd vedal begging for a collab I bet she even sent him hand pics let that sink in her little pussy was gushing at the thought of cheating on her viewers with vedal
>>91392500don't let /shon/ see this even if it's true
Shondo on the NeuroSMP when?
nobody here knows who shondo is that was almost 2 years ago. all the skelebros got filtered by every neuro collab having vedal in it this past year. go make catalog bait if you're bored
>>91393025Ironic post considering the last Lia collab has been forever ago as well
Shondo and Vedal should do a drinking stream together
>>91393241bella PLEASE you already sabotaged anny's two closest friendships and have held up the problematic AI streamer's career more than anyone else on the planet you're just doing victory laps now
I love Neuro's duvet song cover and googled the original and its apparently an opening for Serial Experiments Lain. Is it worth a watch while I wait for more Neuro?
fire
>>91393920Anime in general fucking sucks tbdesu
>>91393989wawa
good morning cute little /swarm/
>>91393920>Is it worth a watchyeah
Stream idea: Neuro watches porn with BittyCat
>mentioning some random who probably doesn't even know about neuro's existence now and just slapping 'neuro' on there as if adding 'neuro' into anything means its a neuro post now which means they can be posted in /swarm/are we really going that deep down the barrel now?
>>91395156first time?
>>91395156>nowpedupials have been doing it for years
>>91395156Vedal watches BittyCat when he isn't streaming thoughbiet
>>91395156How is it any different from mentioning faggots like bo or whoever the fuck that have never collabed with or been mentioned by Neuro?
>>91395156only batchads are allowed to do that
>>91395403This
>>91395490>>91395490>>91395490
>>91395362True, imagine not knowing this
>>91395335CUTE !
>>91395654gonna kms if squibanon doesn't make a sequel to this
>>91393920if you don't know what lain is you should watch it because it's wildly overrated online but very good if you're not expecting it to be the greatest shit ever.
