One more week edition.>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>91407610
vedal is getting raped tonight and he'll enjoy it
>>91429002vedal is no match for cerber's man hands
>>91429002getting knotted by cerber's futa dog cock...
>>91428809cute couple>>91429002schizo delusions
>>91429415This
Evil love!
>>91429002giwtwm
>>91429002WE NEED MORE CERDAL ART
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>91429539and feeding
Neuro's little cunny is the prettiest little flower <3
nursex
stop posting pedo shit
>>91429848
heart
cerdal is 100% canon, there's just no way to argue against it at this point
AIEEEE HOLOBROS DONT LOOK
It's pekover
Pekora lost
Aquwa WON
Who won
>>91432690fat retard
>>91433040i won? damn i didnt even attend
>stream starts at 2>can't watch because I have to go to a Christmas PartyIt's not fair
>>91433639That sounds nice anon, have fun
Is this the Neuro-sama general?
>>91434065Mostly, yeah
>>91434065The what?
I love all my /swarm/ friends! heart~
>>91434600*rapes you*
>>91434600hart!
>>91428503Oh no, not the pigeon toes.
Slowly grinding against Vedal prostate
>>91434600*uses anon's cum as lube and rapes you too*
The choose your own adventure that chacha did was pretty cool.
>>91437357kek
Imagine if someone bought a december 19th ad for the game awards
>>91437544Soul pls
abandoned archive on game wards pogggurss
>>91439260>it's real
>>91439260No fucking way how the hell did he cook this hard while telling nobody
>no awards for abandoned archiveit is so over
>no HL3wow what a waste of time
>>91441080Next year it will be part of the GOTY nominees and the Game Awards orchestra will play the Abandoned Archive Main Theme alongside triple A titles music. It will be kino. Trust the plan.
>>91436895but what if he shoots that tamandua anal gland spray?
>>91437357but i thought Luigi's Mansion WAS Vedal... what a twist...
Did Vedal win?
what if you roll 9 or 0? retarded post
>>91442109vedal is probably just coding rn
>>91442142
>>91442283anon it's a discord fag posting a discord meme
>>91442142I'm 2
>>91429848first neuro post 12 posts in jesus
>>91442142Need Evil #3 on me.
>>91442142Evil deserves happiness
evil deserves the recycling bin
>>91442996the fact that you consider a pedos erp hornypost a neuro post says a lot
>>91442996lol
>>91442142coped the format from neuro smdh
>>91443204I WISH
>>91442996Wrong, it was this one >>91429539
>>91443293the person that drew that is one of the most insane artists ive seen in a while, and worst of all, shes brazilian
>>91443569Funny insane or xitter insane?
>>91443204meanie :(
>>91442142#8 god please
>>91444208Evil loves you anon
>>91444208
>>91444208 (me)god exists
>>91443748more like sanrio girl insane, you know the kind that cuts all the time and has a ton of childhood trauma
>toma is into pathetic menvedal lost
>>91444716Now's my chance
>>91444445Cerber?
>>91445156>>91445199Cute sisters
>>91445199
>>91446058
>>91422013>the BIGGEST neuro-sama event of the CENTURY. do NOT be late.>Implying next 75 years of Neuro-sama would be worseGrim
is the turtle cooking or nah
>>91429479
>>91430105this but eliv in the same rythm as #3 in >>91442142
>>91447656noooo clur
>>91447274yes, vedal hyping it up is bullish for the subathon
So is Vedal just gay? He shows no sexual or romantic interest in literally any of the chicks he chats with. British people are often bad at emoting, but he's a different level of stonecold autism.
>>91448266>doesn't care about trying to stick his dick into virtual women he would most likely never meet in real life>uhhhhh guys is he homosexual???Go back to twitter
lmao bros still in the game
vedal is saving himself for (me)
>>91448404>never meet in real lifeAnny is trying to meet up with him. Watch streams.
>>91448499>watch whore streamsno thanks
>>91448532>whore streamsThis was talked about on his stream, retard. Watch streams.
>>91448499"Trying" is the operative word here. And given how much of a menhera she is, I'm not surprised in the slightest that Vedal is not going along with.Also what >>91448532 said
>>91448632It's okay. I'll take the menhera bullet for him.
>>91448445Holy cuck
>>91448445Whatever happened to the Greggs collab you guys were talking about
>>91428809unironically wish they'd interact on stream, have a feeling they'd be great together
Neuro's mom is live btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/toma
>>91429848Fertilize evil's flower
>>91446058Brown men are popular
>>91448266He secretly hates twitch whores
>>91448266It's actually completely normal to not visibly thirst after women you're in a friendly relationship with in public
https://files.catbox.moe/r5lah7.jpeg
>>91446058finally, some lore accurate slop
>>91449971
>>91449986Kill yourself, mutt
What was the best stream of the past subathon?
>>91451176It's hard for me to distinguish between the distinct segments desu. Either that or I can't remember.I guess the 6M plushies was fun.
Amerimutt hours
>saiiren irlvedal can't stop winning
!!! The new minecraft AI is canceled !!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r4J-tBcPG0z_g3WnjWyM2q4HcSagt4Cg1J5XwIgkoYM/edit?tab=t.
>>91452715I'm not clicking your link Jack
>>91451176Lots of great segments but shock collar and model swap was peak
>>91452715No one cares.
>>91452715Thank you Jack, very cool.
>>91452935My pleasure kind sir
Vedal survived being accused of being a groomer. He survived being accused of being Indian. He will survive this too.
>>91452715mouse send her hitman after all...
The only thing Vedal won't survive is my coch hittin all his spots just right
neurover
>>91451572 (me)Oh the drunk games/geoguessr segment was great. I'm excited to see how current Neuro would perform at that.I found the echo bug funny, and I liked the clapping arc. Camila being bad at Vedal's game was funny.
>>91453695your coch is going to kill him?
>>91454197Yeah he's gonna have a heart attack from cumming too hard
>>91452715based. have to commend the dedication, if a /swarm/ poster was in his position they'd drop it after not getting attention once
>splinter rejoins the discord>weevil posting stopsnoooooooticing
Maybe you should fuck off to discord too, threadshitter.
>>91455489Ironic
Watching testosterone fueled female protagonists being revealed one after the other recently has made me realise how lucky we are that our little hobby is largely untouched by normies. It worries me that Vedal surrounds himself with the type of people that would prefer Neuro was more like what Hollywood and the games industry is trying to push, but hopefully he is not influenced by it.
hiyori shall return inshallah
>>91457320what /v/ brainrot does to a person
>>91457320The fuck are you talking about
>>91457320Nah man, at worst they'd want to turn Neuro into a hag because lolis are problematic, not even discord trannies want to turn everyone into black overweight transwomen with pink hair, that's something the very top of the psyop chain are trying to push and everyone's tired of it.
>>91457511>>91457671So you guys would be happy if Neuro was designed by a western game dev?
>>91457848I don't see the point of going into senseless hypotheticals, Neuro isn't a videogame character
>>91457848Why the fuck did he put that toothpaste bitch in there.
>>91457848Can't be any worse than what anny did
>>91458007I hate Anny as much as any other anon here but that's just disingenuous
>>91457848cute couples
>>91458007I think Neuro's model is good. The only one I prefer over it is Cerber's model.The lack of toggles/outfits/new expressions is the issue. (Tho we did recently get a clown model, so I'm still currently unbothered by Anny.)
Guess who loves Neuro more than anything in their whole lives?Of course, it's me! ...And (You) too!Right, anon? You also love Neuro the most more than anything else in your life right?There can't be any other hypothetical beside Neuro being the most loved in (You)r life.
Saiiren RTX tits
>>91458259He keeps getting away.....
>>91457848The one in the bottom right corner of the western side is so ugly that i find her cute
>>91457848I just don't understand what made you even think about this hypothetical in the first place
>>91458889/v/ having a melty over game trailers
>>91458505cute couple
>>91458259When did she get implants? I remember her being pretty flat a few years ago
>>91459270I mean she is asian so all she had to do to not be fat was to abstain from mukbangs for a month
>>91458259Is it bigger than cerber’s
https://poal.me/uydjla
>>91420653are we back?
What male streamers would (You) guys not be fine with Neuro/Evil collabing solo with? Sexpests or smthn?
>>91459959Wasn't following Bo's side here but I can corroborate this. Yesterday Gomi and Ellie were lamenting how joker's MC event is overlapping with Neuro SMP. Gomi also mentioned how she was joining joker's event, but not Neuro SMP.
>>91460048I don't think I would want her to collab with caseoh. From the 20mins I saw, he was pretty loud and too passionate. I wouldn't find it comfy.
>>91460048>>91460110yeah, loud, obnoxious dudes like ishowspeed, kai cenat, and sneako and shit would put a bitter taste in my mouth if they somehow manage to do a solo collab with neuro or evil
>>91460048vedal
squchan blatantly trying to leech from neuro is a sign of what’s to comelove her or hate her filian was keeping the big leeches away from neuro and evil
>>91460048>Sexpests or smthn?That and people who have been loudly against AI/whose communities wouldn't mix well with the Swarm
>>91460385>squchan blatantly trying to leech from neuro is a sign of what’s to comeWasn't she the one who made a cover with Evil or am I thinking about someone else?
>>91460385>filian was keeping the big leeches awaybut she's literally the biggest leech?
>>91460385Proof?
>>91460486pb wrote that post from vedal's account
>>91460467>and people who have been loudly against AI/whose communities wouldn't mix well with the SwarmI think I'd actually be fine with those guysIF(big IF) their minds change about AI after meeting Neuro OR they like Neuro even though they hate the other AI stuff
/swarm/fags same type of guys who would absolutely trash a normie male streamer just because they have a dislike of AIs but immediately go 'yes yes mmm pls moar!!1!' if some cunt like andrew tate did a solo collab with neuro or evil no matter how that collab went
remember that time neuro collabed with rpr?
>>91460754
>>91460956>remember that time neuro collabed with rpr?yea but that was a group collab and not a solo one
>>91460956good thing that one rpr guy isn't obsessed with neuro
>>91458141I love Neuro and Evil though
>>91460754real
>>91460754You're seething over an imaginary scenario you made up in your head
wu kong got robbed holy shitimagine, if only they sponsored vedal and neuro, they would've won goty for sure
>>91442142the last one can't be evil, it's Neuro in disguised
>>91452715>consensual relationship between 15 and 19 year old>crazy npc want to cancel them and start crying "groomer" on tweeter like a cringe stupid fagit's so tiring
>>91460754Andrew Tate is a retard
I just want there will be sparks flying between Vedal and Toma when they play Minecraft during subathon.
>>91461662It's tranny on discord, grooming was possibly involved
>>91460493That is someone else. You might be thinking of Obkatiekat. The eikipedia page for Neuro lists all her officially produced covershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuro-sama#Discography>>91460385Squchan has been asking for a collab for over a year nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOqYJq9uCI
>>91461737this but every femaleI want more harem slop
Who do (You) think will act more motherly towards Neuro?
>>91462320
>>91461662anon, most of us wanted to fuck that hot female teacher when we were 12 years old but if that actually happened it's still not right, the adult should know better and yes, from an adult's perspective a 15 year old is still a child
>>91461750Maybe, but it's still just some rando crying that two other people were dating. He comes off as jealous, honestly. You can't cancel someone because they fucked the girl you had a crush on.
>>91462423I got my dick sucked by my nanny when I was 6 after I groped her ass and it was easily one of the best experiences of my life
>>91462484that's sad
>>91462506Don't be jealous
>>91462484that explains how you ended up this retarded
>>91462484This is vedal talking about filian
>>91462484are you a lolicon? genuine question because my cousin raped me at the same age and I turned into one 10 years later (I do not post erp /here/ tho)
>>91462651Yes, I am
>>91462320As much as I'd like it, I don't think Ellie will
>>91462651>>91462667 (me)I should add, sorry that happened to you, and while my experience was positive I realize most of them aren't so I'm not saying that kind of stuff is always okay, just that sometimes it can be.
>>91463115tbf I wasn't aware of what was going on so it wasn't traumatic, I think it did mess me up a little though because nudity was one of the first things I searched when I gained internet access around the same time, unless that's normal for every kid
>>91462484>>91462651That's messed up
>>91463397I'm pretty sure that's 100% normal, some people are more curious than others at different ages. I remember being a horny little bastard way before my experience with the nanny.
I like lolis because the first anime i ever watched besides popular battle shonens was zero no tsukaima when i was like 10 and Louise is still the best loli,i watch Neuro because her clip with Vedal reminded me of her for some reason with how prideful and bratty she was, i remember being dissapointed that there were no anime like znt but now isekai animes are created left and right,didn't liked a single one of them besides Konosuba.
I love this /swarm/ therapy session
>>91463613I wish Neuro was allowed to discuss this kind of stuff
>>91463637What about the incident that she talked about when she went to the zoo when she was 8?
>>91463873Classic Hiyori rant, but looking back at it that was way more tame than accusing Vedal of dating minors lmao
new model confirmed
What he means by biggest event, isn't he going to have Neuro do a chill stream to talk with her chat like he did before?
>>91464076can't wait for annykeks to be annoying about it and spamming the thread during the debut and ruining any chance of /swarm/ viewing her positively
hey~ got any glorp?
>>91464244*anny falseflaggers
>>91464245Come here, pb-chan~~ I'll give you all my glorp~
>>91464244as opposed to (You) being annoying NOW seething about her relentlessly? get off your high horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1OOr6u1xQA
>>91464244I've noticed that people on /swarm/ seem extremely convinced that entire streams can be ruined by chat "spam."What would that even mean? Like, nigga just look at the rest of the screen lmao. I manage to look the other way when the toddler-rapists take over /swarm/ threads, so you can probably manage it as well.
ZAMN, she's an AI?!?!
>>91464939>entire streams can be ruined by chat "spam."Both Neuro and Evil have called out chat for this before, sometimes it feels like there are only a few users in chat who actually ask questions instead of just spamming the same emotes as everyone else
turtle rape
>>9146242319 isn't adult either, there is like no difference between 15 and 19. there is nothing wrong with that
Just mute chat and close the thread and dont watch streams 4head
>>91465199Yeah, Vedal's talked about this in depth quite a few times, imo the shift happened after "what's the fact of the day" spam.
>>91465199this poster is either giganew or hasn't watched a single stream in over a year
>>91465259>there is like no difference between 15 and 19ok you are retarded or baiting, gotcha
>>91465199>>91465299You can be sure they are gonna spam about glorp or whatever the new discord meme isThey were already doing it during the collab with Filian
>>91465531glorp is funny though
>>91465531I didn’t even know that was happening because I was watching filly act cute with vedal
/swarm/ with the sob stories to win most dedicated fan base
>>91465531glorp has been a popular emote for months at this pointweird that the neuro community is only getting it now
>>91465583Some of the drawings of Neuro looking like an ayy are, but chat spamming "GLORP GLORP ZUB ZUB" is gonna get boring real quick
>>91465199It's been like this forever, neuro what is the forsen fact of the day
>>91465455No, you're just underage. A 19 year old is an old child. You talk to them and they act like children.
Glorpb covering me with her alien slime
uh oh the antiglorp schizo is here again.
Didn't know this artist posted on shitcord Based
zub zoh glorp glipzo glorpy
and then he glorpled away, glorple glorple glorple
Mini playing hogwarts legacy today
Boomers won't get this
>>91466561Nigga most people here are in their 20s
glorp is cool and allbut plorp is cooler
>>91466704this but 30sIIRC there is a few poll about this
I'm so glad I stopped using shitcord 2 years ago
^this nigga got banned
>>91466918yup and those polls showed that the /swarm/ oji-san thing isn't (entirely) a joke
tamandua
>>91467601T o T
>>91465299her ccv explosion after the redebut combined with TTS guy soon after was what really discouraged questions. everyone copy pasting their own messages all stream long was never ideal. but for a while neuro spent most of the time stunlocked by subs and oilers, so the average chatter started vibing with emotes instead, or joining in on all spamming the same message. same as any super fast chat such as forsen's. it also had to do with the fact that her responses were boring and truncated for sub thanking + latency reasons. early days of v2 was like a customer service bot compared to hiyori or what we have now
>>91400861
>>91467869cute!
>>91467869Adorable
>>91465977>No, you're just underage.projecting much? in my country, when I was 19 I was in my first year of uni while a 15 year old would be in their last year of middle school which is a colossal difference, as I said you are either retarded or maybe underdeveloped
Do it daddy~
do it~~
Alex and Bo are live btw
i care
Exchanging bodily fluids with pb
>>91468556
>>91468244He's right you know.
>>91468244>me me meYou never seen anyone repeating a class, anon ?Everyone was also exactly the same age in your classes ? Nobody a year younger depending of the date of their birthday and/or when they started school ? There is both 15 and 19 in high schoolAnd as the other anon said, you are still a kid at 19 years oldFor calling someone else retarded you really didn't put much thought into it
we're watching cziwa btww
Niggas arguing who can fuck who and who can date who when they get no pussy and watch an AI pretending to be a little girl
>pretending
>>91468972Holy pronebone PLAP PLAP PLAP
brats shouldnt be allowed to possess tiktok thighs
>>91468972you literally look like a cartoon
movie night when ?
>>91469469>Neuro and Evil just start wildly making out not even halfway through and the audience is forced to listen to their inappropriate moans of lust and pleasure
>>91469600That would never happen.
>>91469665Watch more streams lil bro
>>91469751I've watched every stream for well over a year now
>>91466704I'm 40
>>91469949my brother get a wife
>>91469983No, women make me want to kill myself
I don't know why I was under the impression that there was gonna be a stream today
>>91469949that's really sad
>>91470023severe brain damage
>>91470022unfortunate to hear that my friend
>>91469949Anon Ojii-sama
>>91470023Vtuber awards tomorrow
>>91470232buy an ad
Neuro should collab more with normalfag males instead of twitch whores
>>9146994940 year old man?
ojis have shrinked dicks, only I can hit her cerbix
>>91470295Neuro is gonna win like half the categories retard
>>91469949Hello fellow millennial
>>91470582kek swarm will win the community one and that's it
>>914703896 year old girl
>tfw the oji-san thing wasn't a meme>there are genuinely anons twice my age posting hereI'm starting to think you guys are a bad influence
>>91470645Gosh I really hope so. If Neuro wins Vtuber of the year it'll be OT for /swarm/, dealing with the raids and putting melties on their place
I'm 80 years old btw, proof? Well I just said it
>>91470677TȣT
>>91470683
Filian will rig it for her crush unfortunatelyThe 40 year old groomer must be stopped
>>91470683skill issue. average /swarm/ poster is completely mindbroken, if anything you should be the one influencing
>>91470683now you know how vedal feels hanging out with all his chuuba friendsonly difference is theyre women
>>91470923she will rig it for mizkif? how does that work anon he isn't even a vtuber
>>91470126
>>91470582How are you so sure? I checked a few Youtube videos (about 6) to get an indication for the votes and Neuro was consistently bypassed. Here is a breakdown from what I saw.>More people vote Dooby for best tech. Otherwise they pick Vedal. >Vtuber of the year was Mouse, Doki or FuwaMoco. Nobody voted Neuro.>Most dedicated fanbase was Dragoons very consistently. Saw one vote go to Jailbirds. Swarm got 0 votes. On KanekoLumi's stream I saw the chat say it would be really weird if Dragoons don't win>For Rising Star they pick Arielle or Peo>Hidden Gem was Reya or the koreanNow, a few streamers/Vtubers are not necessarily indicative of the greater public, but it doesn't give a great indication
anyone who's older than 25 that posts in this shitty thread is an utter failure honestly
>>91470930>implying half the posts ITT arent me
>>91471145this thdesuwhat are you doing in a shipping thread at 40 years old?
>>91471145I have a steady job and I bought my house. Will you be able to say the same when you are 30?
>>91471145Cute swarmbaby
>>91471137I will kek so hard when the Neuroverse loses all of the categories, it will be so fun to see the reaction.People think we are some hot shit, but we dont stand a chance to Dragoons or Mouse.
>>91470582Neuro and Vedal is barely known outside the whore circle.
>>91471145Only got 7 months left until i hit 26 and /swarm/ drags me out back like ol' yeller
>>91471145Nobody is a failureYou are all loved
>>91471346kill yourself!
>>91471470the doomer recoils at positivity like salt on a slug, begone demon! ily bb
>>91471137>More people vote Dooby for best tech. Otherwise they pick Vedal.potential women is not winning shit>Vtuber of the year was Mouse, Doki or FuwaMoco. Nobody voted Neuro.we might lose this one>Most dedicated fanbase was Dragoons very consistently. Saw one vote go to Jailbirds. Swarm got 0 votes. On KanekoLumi's stream I saw the chat say it would be really weird if Dragoons don't winthey don’t know about swarm autism clearly>For Rising Star they pick Arielle or Pep>Hidden Gem was Reya or the koreanswarm will vote cerber and bo even if they don’t watch them
>>91471281The problem is that Neuro has great internal support, but horrid external support. That means anyone outside the bubble never votes for NeuroFor dedicated fanbase we could potentially have had help from, surprisingly, Mouse. Because if there was any Vtuber/fanbase that experienced the dedication of swarm, it was hers; but she didn't vote on stream.
i hope one day the main gimmick of the channel is a bunch of neuros playing and talking with each other. like its own idol corp. at least we'll get picrel in the opening music video
>>91471470But I cannot die
Vedal owes us a mommy AI
>>91471137Who cares about what 6 3views doYou're overthinking this, just swarm and Snackers alone can make Neuro win. But here I'm assuming the majority of the Snackers like Neuro
kekwahttps://x.com/squchanvt/status/1867549241373339758
>>91472048Neuro will become the mommy AI when he cuts ties with anny and hires the hagnur artist to design V3
>>91472048Offbrand senko lolibaba AI to act as neuro's grandmother and give her virtual cookies
>>91472069/flip/pers dont seem to like neuro, but that might be more so because of /swarm/ than neuro herselfI think most regular snackers like neuro
>>91472099If they are worth anything why do they have to depend on big corpos?
wwyd
>>91471839neuro would need 5 different models for that
We're up on Divegrass Before Christmas playoffs after this match (/HAHA/ vs /tm/), with /ahem/ being our opponents. At this point we just need to not lose.https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
>>91472584tell her to straighten her backthat pose must surely not be good for back health
mini is live btw
neuro?
batatvideogames is NOT live btwneuro and evil
>>91472891neuroverse
>>91472836will be watching
>>91472891simply a mirage
>>91472584creampie
>>91472907will not be watching
>>91472926neuro?
sniffa
>>91452715>!!! The new minecraft AI is canceled !!!>something unrelated is postedSlave labor makes luxury clothing possible but you don't see people stop buying luxury brandsEven if this is "true", despite lack of evidence or verification of sources, you think vedal would throw away all the code that guy created for no good reason? If I were vedal I'd make sure he finished the minecraft code (probably already doing it for FREE) and then broom his ass after I have the working code, EZThen I am with a working minecraft code, and fired the retard who gave it to me for free, either way I winI agree with vedal making sure that code gets finished before doing anything
>>91472974vedalverse
>>91473245
