Lolcow thread
>>5625368BEST IN THE SECTOR
the classic
>>5625400Cobes would love this edit, I think
Does anyone have the vid where Cobra passes out drunk on stream?
i think cyraxx might be my fav lolcow of all time, his rages are so fucking funny
>>5625958puerto rican blonde girl. okay this man is a liar. a dumb one.
>>5625402The teen troon squad and idea guys sagas suck so much ass
>>5626588yeah, but the peaks were good while they lasted
>>5626774Damn that nigger drop was so satisfying, you can taste the hatred
>>5625935where's wigger wiggle
>>5625905How is this fat bastard?
Does anyone remember this one lolcow from around 2011-2014ish. He was a brony with very obvious mental illness, and he's having some kind of mental breakdown because he got in an argument with his friends. It ends with him slamming a bottle of wine against his head.
This is a Boring Freaks thread, there's no lulz heeerrri mean freaks can be hot and sexy and funny and interesting, but these are just the boring ones dude
>>5626117Ever see Swifty? Old WoW pvper. Blonde, blue eyed, Anglo-type pinkish skin. Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans are the calico cats of humanity, a single family can consist of Aryans, mulattos, and Indios, and that's not even extended family.
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>>5626774How old was he in this video?
>>5627240best character in this threadHe's my president
Anyone got the clip of Boogie shouting about how his mother twisted his tittles?
>>5625383Damn Asmongold really let himself go
i feel like people have been sleeping on boogie, he has good potential and is stupid and funny, but there isnt much talk about him
>>5625958>Hatefuck addictMany such cases
>>5625368There was a time this guy was extremely successful. I never understood why.Why did anyone ever give this guy money?
>>5633729Didnt show his true colors during gamergate and was quick and fast with any news surrounding it, evolving a bit with the bloodsports debate shit when everyone thought they were a debater.
>>5625368You anons ever had your tipples twitted?
The biggest lolcows are kiwifarms members. They just don't get the same attention. Josh is a homo btw. Lmao.
>>5635638We all know fatties have man boobs why he so mad about it?? Or this is some character he was doing
>>5635649Nah boogie was caught lying about having cancer and has been having a meltdown for the last two weeks now. This is just one of many clips.
>>5635641i heard jersh is giving up the ghost and returning to america
>>5635638Lmao
>>5625402delete this
>>5629837March 2010, Chris was 28 years old
>>5635638Booger was never abused. He's a liar.
>>5635641>Josh is a homoTrue. For all his moral grandstanding about lolicon that nigger was beating his dick to shotacon in the early 2010s
>>5626774One thing I always enjoyed about this video is how his retarded eyes keep going all over the place as his peabrain tries to form words.
>>5631020he's probably gonna go to prison for awhile though
>>5626774
>>5635638i wish someone would twit my tipples
>>5625400
>>5638428For years I argued that even though he constantly lied and used manipulation as easy as breathing, someone as fucked up as him clearly had something happen so he probably was abused. But these days it's seeming more and more likely that he really did make everything up. He used sympathy, empathy, and manipulation, as weapons to further his career. His Francis character was the TRUE him and "Boogie" was the character.
>>5635638Surely he melted down multiple times during that.I want to see.
>>5639583pure kino
>>5639711he did
>>5639668Coincidentally everyone he's accused of abusing him is dead, he accused his sister (and possibly his brother too) but recanted it as soon as she told him to fuck off
>>5639583I like the number of qualifying statements as to the girl who he's going to eventually fuck
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>>5638429Yes, and he thinks radical feminists will all become based National Socialists if only problematic men would just support infinite abortion and free contraceptives. Retard with mommy issues.
>>5639583Cobra is fucking hilarious. Wish I had more webms
>>5639583god and he ended up with a fucking bog hag
>>5641267he is a bachelor again
>>5635638Is that fucking WingsofRedemption on the bottom? top kek
>>5625368You wish you were half the man as the ralphamale.
>>5641067But remember, porn and anime specifcally cause troonery. Certainly isn't autism and perversion, no no, it's the chinky cartoons
>>5641768>I HATE BATHING Why are fat people so nasty bros?
>>5641768Holy shit this is entertaining.Triggered buggie is best buggie.
>>5643063It's 100% fake. Boogie and these other goons literally built their whole lives around attention and the money they make from it
>>5629762Never gets old.
>>5643283Well, boogie didn't really build his WHOLE life around this kind of attention, he got popular initially by being friendly and positive. But then when things started to go bad for him he fell back on this.
idr if i posted about this lolcow in one of these threads, mostly cuz it's an obscure one. but i figured i'd drop @Kazuo_Yoshido againContext:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7QQx8mKPY&t=227s
>>5639711There's a whole thread on /gif/ with all his meltdowns. Its up right now
>>5643824Also this too>>5643895
>>5625383I live about 20 minutes from this fucking mutant.
>>5644594Is he still in jail?
>>5641777people watch this?
>>5625368You kiwifaggots need to fuck off.
>>5640910>>5640912lol destiny is such a chad
>>5646815while it's true lolcow dot farm, we don't care
>>5629762
>>5641664yeah they literally have a fucking lolcow themed podcast, watch some vids on it, its probably the biggest trainwreck of this magnitude ive seen in a while
>>5630914
>>5640912absolute clowns
>>5648789>jewpedia
>>5625946This should be played on tv as an anti drug psa.
>>5648008Who is this?
>>5648008So based!
>>5641094how recent is this? haven't been up to date but holy shit he ballooned outwards
>>5649417forgot to add context here: he won before that and called his crack dealer to order some. he then lost it all but forgot to cancel the order. the>oh no no no nononono no no no duuude i forgot no i really just need 100 dollarsis a result of his dealer calling him he's arrived with the goods. in vid related some random twitch janny hops on his chat, has no idea who he is and just makes a small joke about his door. chaos and crying ensues. twitch janny now knows who he is
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>>5649233This often gets asked and it's been a couple years and still no one knows, so whoever it is, he might have posted them on 4chan himself.
>>5649422>twitch janny now knows who he isThink he went over to Kick and probably got Perma'd on Twitch. They are a bunch of faggots, though.
>>5649430He'll be going through HELL atm. He is a crack head, in jail, bankrupt and kicked out of his parent's house (hopefully).
>>5649430>>5649740Also, to think this faggot won 160 THOUSAND $'s the week prior to being jailed for assaulting his Mom & he lost it all...
>>5641772Hell will freeze over before this fat piece of shit gets a job.
>>5649742he assaulted his dad you rat ratdad is a buzzkill anyways>>5649740he's comfy womfy at home doing crack and dodging piss tests like Neo does bullets in The Matrix
>>5649738he actually got perma'd from kick lol
>>5649995>he assaulted his dad you ratSame difference
>>5646820*cuck*
>>5649740Yeah, I looked that up because I wanted more details, and it turned out his parents bailed him out soon afterwards. It is evident that many people commenting on the matter consider that move to be a big mistake. I won't be surprised if the man himself says on stream they should have just left him there after he wastes thousands of dollars on online gambling yet again.
>>5638429He is right about it though.
>>5650429> it turned out his parents bailed him outJfc. His Parents are either Saints or make great money off of their Son's "career"..
>>5643003>why do people who don't care enough about themselves to avoid becoming fat also don't care enough about themselves to shower?
>>5650756They're just heavy enablers. He once made his mom drive him to get some crack.
>>5643003I thought he said "I had breathing"
>>5649233Some faggot who keeps posting his own clips and gets butthurt when people say it sucks
>>5652404>>5652402>>5652395Okay, some of these guys are funny because they only ever hurt themselves, this guy isn't. I don't know what I'd do if I had to live with someone like this. The only reason he hasn't hurt someone yet seems to be because he doesn't think he can.
>>5652398This maniac uploads videos? To what purpose?
someone needs to post the daniel larson hotel video
>>5652952>>5653005if it's any solace, he got arrested on like four counts of terroristic threats and was found unfit for trial. He's probably going to be institutionalized for a long ass time
>>5652952
>>5646983music biz marty is as fat as I thought cyrax was emaciated and a midget
>>5648787world war wings
>>5653005He tried to have a career in music. You need to have content for people to consume to do that. It started just "kinda weird but whatever" but it rapidly fell apart the moment someone found his pedo pinterest account (no idea why he thought THAT was a good idea). There's a whole wiki on this guy. I haven't seen trolls this dedicated since Chris Chan, although Larson is far more psychotic and speedran his way to prison by comparison.
>>5649388It's well over a year old. He fucked a swamp hag and got evicted from cobra lair II. Now he's in a trailer sucking down bacterial homemade mead. You have to put his videos to 2x so he'll sound like a normal human
>>5625368To be fair, Nikki Haley's entered my mind a few times during fap sessions... it's a southern thing, you wouldn't understand
>>5635638>>5639711I don't give a shit about boogie, except for when Frank Hassle made him his bimbified slave on the killstream and keemstar after that... I don't need to see anything else of his, I love frank burning through all his manipulative layers to the vindictive little man insidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqfvkJ-TOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq2KF5mLDSU
>>5650468Fuck off kliwitroon.
>>5627240Fucking lol
>>5652412Holy shit
>>5650468kiwinigger
>>5658587>>5658890Samefag
>>5652398It feels like I was raped by this webm.
>>5654998I found him!!I can't wait to watch this in the morning!https://youtu.be/W1Yq--Fi6SI?si=bpVFIELMQyVfYGF_
>>5652952ferris bueller's day off 2
>>5649417What are the consequences of leaving a crack dealer hanging after requesting a meetup? Nothing? This happened forever ago and he never had to face the repercussions of a CRACK dealer? Those dudes skin people alive for fucking with them.
>>5660170You're thinking of the cartel, American crack dealers aren't like that
>>5660170Probably some vague threats and having to pay extra the next time the addict calls him for a supply run.If the guy already snorted all the coke and then said he didn't have the money, then alright I can imagine some serious ass beating is gonna happen, but not so much over flaking.
>>5660170I guess he called him a faggot and moved on.Crack dealers work in a dynamic, highly volatile environment and I assume they're used to their clients being unreliable. Austin's guy accepts crypto I every time he wins big his wallet gets multiple sizeable injections. With guys like Bossman all you need to do is sit back and relax, he will call you as soon as he wins.
>>5625368Anyone got the clip of Ralph where he tries to go undercover to a court showing and someone asks "Hey are you Ralph?" and he replies "No, I don't know who Ethan Ralph is"? The guy didn't even say Ethan when he walked up to him and it was funny as fuck.
>>5641763chronic liberalism
>>5652412I fucking love high effort shitposts
>>5652407Poor guy.
>>5658455>I love frank burning through all his manipulative layers to the vindictive little man insidelol you probably suffer from long untreated mental health disorders
>>5629762It's so crisp
>>5653230Isn't he making videos from the care facility he's housed in?
>>5662327In the sense that he's impoverished. But he's less of a victim as he is an instigator when it comes to the various altercations that make up his miserable family life. The reality is he's phenomenally lazy, to extremes that have to be seen to be believed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZAH23cn5UHe also fakes being autistic, he's far less convincing when he's calm.
Nice thread
>>5653230Yeah, I can see that. Reading though the wiki it's baffling how much he's essentially gotten away with so far.
>>5659036YWNBAWhttps://files.catbox.moe/7dq4bz.jpg
>>5633729He use to run a good show, but it turned out that his co-hosts, and guest really made the show entertaining. all fatty had to do was treat his co-hosts and audience good, dont get too fucked up on stream, and minimize dumb E/IRL drama, and be able to take some ball busting jokes.
