Post all your best webmsOpossums are appreciated
>>5626401You're supposed to post three, OP.
>>5626463i forgor
>>5626401
>>5626401Does anybody have the chad dog web? I think some Mongolian music was in the background and the dog was dope as fuck.
>>5629196>ai voice>subs>yt-shortkill yourself you fucking niggerdo you need an ai voice to explain the content of this webm as well?christfuckgo kill yourself you braindead zoomer
>>5630392Calm down sweetheart.
>>5630392Niggas having a mental breakdown over a possum video LMAO.
>>5627791> filenameKek
>>5629216he attac
Kinda jealous that we don't have possums in Europe.
>>5633291They're not really that great. Like raccoons or rats, if you ever encounter a wild one it's probably been rooting around in garbage and smells filthy and might also be carrying disease. As pets they're fluffy and cute, I guess.
>>5629209they make not being racist so hard
>>5629210
>>5629210>>5633611
>>5627793Kys
>>5633224this is easily my favorite possum video
>>5633291Trust me, they dont look as cute IRL as they do on these videos. Often times when I seen them they would look like they were ready to lunge at you.
>>5635115Yeah I wouldn't want to mess with them and feeding them seems like not a good idea. I don't even think it's legal to have them as pets. Not like anyone's gonna come after you for illegally rehabbing a possum though.
>>5626401I love skittering and chittering critters
>>5633291We have hedgehogs, which seems to be the equivalent sort of
>>5637303Want to trade? Possums fucking suck.
>>5629196>TTS narrationzoomer, boomer, or brown?
>>5637312>he doesn't know
>>5637312uhhh excuse me? how do they suck?
>>5637303>>5637312Are there no hedgehogs in America or what?I like hedgehogs, they are cute and they don't attack you. I sometimes hear them sniffing in the yard at night.
>>5637739>Are there no hedgehogs in America or what?No, not in the wild.
>>5629216Jesus this is a blue board dude.
>>5637888Wew, I genuinely had no idea.
>>5637703They're mean, they stink, they fuck up your yard.Not immune to rabies, just not predisposed to it. Carry many other diseases and do not eat ticks.I want to repeat that. THEY DON'T FUCKING EAT TICKS. Google that shit. They're a pest just like rats or raccoons.
>>5638149Hedgehog hands typed this post.
>>5633260>dips bun in wateropossum kobayashi
>>5626403Every single webm I see of a sable is just them being weird little gremlins.
>>5627793Continue being alive
>>5627793exist in limbo please
>>5633226Why are single southern males so cringe on tik tok? They reply to everything with a female on it and think theyre funny.
>>5641744lmao
>>5626401This nigga was in my grill last night.
>>5626403This is just a cat>>5637739We have porcupines, which are similarly spiky but much bigger, with a long tail. Unlike hedgehogs (despite what Robotnik might tell you) porcupines are rodents.
>>5645742cute babies
>>5637739We've got armadillos which are pretty cool, but they can carry leprosy.
>>5646170Diogenes looking pretty comfy
>>5646171when I see this, I believe that I can do anything as long as I give it my best
>>5627793I hope your dad gets cancer and then molests you.
>>5637332Usually means an Indian did it.
>>5633610Why resist what all of your instincts tell you?
>>5648120Yeah, but the question is who posted it? In my experience, the only people who watch TTS content are boomers (who are so out of touch they don't realize what it is), zoomers (who are too young to have good taste) and browns (needs no explanation.)
>>5648625Ah, I understand now. My bad.
>>5630572Bro he wildin bro fr ngl bro sheesh
>>5627793how much of anime is based on actual child molestation
>>5650399All of it
>>5650399that's a vtuber well into her 30s
Bump
>>5655605:(
pesky critters
>>5650395topkek
>>5655917HOW DID HE DO IT???
>>5629180they are considered "resistant" to rabies, they are much less likely to have rabies, say compared to bats/raccoonshttps://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/rabies/pdf/vs-0612-rabies-h.pdf
>>5658401WTF WHY DOES HE HIT THEM
>>5658685To show them that they should fear the shovel, which is their natural predator in the wild. They are being rehabilitated and when they are released back into the wild, they would die if they just approached wild shovels without fear.
>>5658691I'm a shovel expert and I know shovels only attack luggage ducks when they're afraid
>>5629180possums can get diseases, including rabies. this woman is full of shit. never trust obsessive animal lovers, they literally lie like this to try to prevent animal harm.
>>5627793>modsDie in a fire.
>>5658401Fucking lmao.
>>5630392That time of the month again, girlie?
>>5630545>>5630572>>5649327>>5659928ntaThese all kinda read the same, almost like it's just one guy who has been mad for over a month that somebody criticized a webm. I'm inclined to agree that the latest video trends have been dogshit, and it's been really common for low tier cultures (Indians) to use them. Post hands.
>>5652610>herSure, buddy.
>>5660273turns out women aren't a myth after all
>>5660450All women are trannies until proven otherwise.The only way to prove it is by getting pregnant.
>>5660456What is this 2012? Usada Pekora was the most watched female streamer of 2023.
>>5660462I neither know who that is nor give even the slightest fuck.If she's gotten knocked up, she's a woman. If not, tranny until proven otherwise.Thems the rules here now, you fucking newfag cunthair
>>5660462>streamerWho the fuck wants to sit and watch some dipshit do whatever for hours? Is that really all people do with their time? No wonder the news doesn't have to lie well. We're fucked...
>>5627791
>>5627791cute weasel
>>5645742Fuckin' Noah's Ark over here hording every animal baby
>>5660469That rule died with the old internet. The modern internet is for normies, and by extension, women.
>>5660575This place certainly ain't.I'm still here, and so are many many others that remember the old ways.Tits or gtfo won't die until we do.
>>5660604Even tits don't count for much now that fags are shooting up hormones to grow their own. At this point, if anyone so much as claims to be a woman, I tell em to fuck off. Women and trannies alike rarely offer anything of value, and will generally try to direct attention onto their person or identity rather than something worthwhile. If they wanted respect, they should've been focused on merit.
>>5660462that sounds like something someone would only know if they still went to school
>>5655917HOLY FUCK
>>5661012The vtuber audience is overwhelmingly millennial, actually.
>>5661074idk, the only people i know who watch streamers are my friends kids, i don't know anyone who watches vtubers. i don't know more about them other than they exist and i'm a core millennial
blessest thread
>>5661074According to...?
>>5629209>let me create a short comedy about torturing a harmless, beneficial critter in a modern-day iron bullrevolting
>>5633224finally some good fucking food
>>5627791Nobody fuckin feeds me fuckin hotdogs.
>>5658820Based female never truster and hater.
>>5658401Some pet, and some bonk, it's just the natural order of things.>>5658732Yeah okay PETA a shovel pushed my grandmother down two flights of stairs, on two different occasions so it wasn't a fluke.
Love and war..it was never fair.
>>5662922>>5662931Trusting people. When I was a kid being introduced to these and invited to handle them, I'd say no. I doubt the novelty of how they feel crawling on you is worth taking even the minor risk that they give you a savage bite.
>>5662939>Trusting people.I know, people are so dangerous.
>>5662931Not nearly as bad as those people who trust their kids around pitbulls.
>>5655917BRING ME BACK RIGHT NOW
>>5662982>trust their kidsEven worse!
>>5662935>YJK
>>5663300[shudders]
>>5663069>those big headsso... cute...
>>5662924Absolutely brutal. That poor dog.
>>5663487Pretty fair match I thought.
>>5645742imagine the stench
>>5662923david goggins
>>5646171look at him go!
>>5658620Behold! A man!
>>5660469>Tranny until proven otherwise>thems the rules here, you newfagWhat astounding projection. It's so easy to actually find the rules if you look for them. How fucking ignorant do you have to be to out yourself as a cancerous newfag like this?
>>5666182NTAThe rules gotta adapt with the world we live in, and the world is full of dipshits too dumb to believe what they see between their legs.
>>5658820>>5629180The tick thing is also a myth. They eat ticks when they groom themselves; they eat the ticks off themselves. But ticks do not make up a substantial portion of their diet. You won't find it in their scat.If you want something that eat ticks, get a chicken.
>>5633260>feeding an opossum arbysdiabolical.
