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>>5664830Based
>>5665691I want that dog so badly
>>5665691Good boy
LOOK HEREI DON'T LIKE YOUI AM NOWGOINGTO BARK AT YOU
>>5664725>the 2000s was just the 60s gogo lookwut
>>5664721
>>5665691are they doing something off screen to upset him or can he tell from the size of Simba, that it's a "small dog"?
>>5668023mmmboy are you fa-NANII???
>>5668023instant weight loss
>>5664721Test
>>5668129lolwut
>>5668023What breed is that?
>>5668129He's just a smart dog.
>>5668378typical
>>5668157sheepdog
>>5668129With modern TVs dogs can now see the full motion range, as too can cats. CRTs would have just been flashing images to them.They can see full animations now like we can and they are intelligent so can click onto things.Plus keep in mind its a disney cartoon made for children with the most basic but subtle character designs that even a child can infer characterisation from them by visually seeing them. i.e the darker lion with a deeper elusive voice, beady eyes and a deformed face is "bad"
>>5664830my smile and optimism: gone
>>5673479name of song?
>>5668382
>>5674745Focus on the bottom right.
>>5665691This scene is extra sad as of today :(
>>5674317Crystal Castles - Kept
>>5670060That is fucking AWESOME!
>>5677087>wake up! get a job you lazy pig>nnnnooo, nooooooo>wake up or i'll delete your /wsg/ folder>please no!
>>5677726kek
>>5670063
>>5677454
>>5677667I think your dog has autism.
>>5678214BLUE BOARD!!! =[
>>5678135>bitches talking
>>5668129My parents dog absolutely hates this commercial that has parrots and barks like crazy at them
>>5678135>Requiem (Ligeti)
>>5678135My wives
>>5677667Weird dog
>>5677667>Put me in the game, coach! I'm ready!
>>5677802I used to have a gif of this where he explodes at the end
>>5677454is that how rabbinical disputes are settled?
>>5667713bros..
>>5677726>B-B-BUT MY FIGULIGUS>BUT THE BALD GUY MAKING DOLPHIN NOISES>I BAKED YOU A PIE
>>5665828
>>5664830Oh no.Is there a version of this with sound?
>>5665691long live the king
>>5674941lol what the fuck? did someone add the bars in post production?
>>5678940kek
>>5668026
>>5668380Eurobeat subtracted 10 meters of braking distance with ultra-super-late-breaking-technique.
>>5676984But where are they going? Dog school?
>>5680326dog park probably.
>>5668129simbas a cat you fucking retard
>>5680758Did you make this post ironically, or did you legitimately not understand what he was saying?
This'll probably be me once my parents die.Take care of your four legged friends.I miss you, bro.
>>5680890finally some filenames that make sense
>>5681092this reminds me of those webms where some indian pulls out a gun while and everyone else starts acting a bit scaredjust kinda hoping things don't go horribly wrong.
>>5673477
yjk, the thread
>>5673683My old dog didn't gibe a shit but the new one demands I put on dog videos on YouTube every couple of hours lol
>>5682913What does that even mean?
Dog UwU
>>5668129No dogs are intelligent.
>>5683287If yk yk
>>5683314Filtered
>>5683314That's genius. This is the kind of engineering that got us to the moon.
>>5683326If no dogs are intelligent then explain guide dogs.
>>5673477>KyloSuicide.
>>5683320people who traumatize their dogs with ritualistic bathing are assholes, dogs don't need regular baths ffs. if they play outside a ton it's good to do it maybe once a year but if they swim or you hose them down outside it's unnecessary. dogs constantly shed to a point where bathing does very little to help them, any dirt is on the outermost layer of their coat which is shed within 1-2 weeks on average
>>5683350When the dog starts to smell they get a bath.
>>5683350t. home reeks of dog stink
>>5683350t. incel
>>5683287He's so addicted to memes that his brain now relates any dog footage with bestiality. Sad case.
>>5683350dog paws typed this post.
>>5681077YJK
>>5678135oh god the memes are real
>>5665691one of the best webms i've seen and it's not about cats, omg
>>5668026>oh no... my son is retarded
>>5680758lions are dogs you absolute buffoon. who ever heard of cats that live in packs?
>>5668378>>5670405the duality of dog
>>5683350>ritualistic bathingI can smell you all the way across the internet.
>>5680274yeah they must've
>>5678214you can see the cut they madestill funny tho
>>5678135>we've all agreed, the refugees will go to western nations
>>5683264Explain
>>5683577>pron cocktailnever seen that flavor
>>5681077Usually I hate the "YJK" meme but she is 100% having relations with that dog
>>5681237that bitch riding my cock
>>5683531Improved version
>>5683326If we define "intelligence" as being smarter than you, then plenty of dogs are intelligent. Pretty low bar, but still.
>>5683311Those are some short borzois
>>5664721Boykisser
>>5684219does it even need to be said?
>>5678135why the long faces?
>>5683519The dog just wanted the stick. It was a lovely stick.
>>5685074keksomebody should put this side by side with that jeet who drives a motorcycle onto a flooded street and goes over the side never to be seen again
>>5683350>what is skin, what are paws, and lol nobody believes dogs have ears or butts thats bs
>>5680326No, dog "shower"
>>5684248Are you suggesting that assertions can be made?
>>5685480Some things are simply known.
>>5682949me when i finally get a big tiddy goth gf
>>5683531DOES ANYBODY HERE REMEMBER VERA LYNN?
>>5685745we'll meet again
>>5685767kek
>>5684248there is nary a requirement for deliberation
>>5683523>>5683354Dogs dont smell because they dont get showers. They smell because of low quality food. If you feed them right and they are otherwise healthy, they will not smell under normal circumstances. In fact they smell pleasant on their own. Bathing a dogs is not necessary. Disinfecting the paws with soap and cleaning ears and teeth the only thing that is occasionally required. But those dont do change a dogs scent. Removing dirt from.their fur can be done sufficiently with a towel, or with a quick hose down and without soap. If scent is a general issue, theres probably a more serious issue causing it and won't be because they have not bathed in a couple of months.
>>5686381t. Nose blind dog owner
>>5681092
>>5668129Does it make you uncomfortable to see an animal experiencing the world the same way we do?
>>5677454The quiet snarl from the one on the right at the end of the video is creepy as fuck.
>>5678135How were these dogs bred to kill wolves? They don't look that brutal.
>>5686418Long range biters.
>>5686418They would apparently chase the wolf and pin them down for the hunter to kill, for the sake of preserving the pelt
>>5685745yes
>>5669441>asmARF
>>5677796I think I love Ollie
>>5677805I'll admit the filename got me
>>5688139Imagine the ecstasy of being bred for a purpose and getting to fulfill that purpose every day. There's not even a good human analogy because a man can get bored of anything. That son of a bitch will love herding sheep until the day he dies.
>>5686418Extend a loan at brutal interest rates
>>5683326,upvotes please
>>5688218Idk. Boarders like most working lines have tough lives, at least traditionally. Many would live outdoors their whole life, get minimal treatment and once incapable of doing their job would get killed off. Huskies during the western frontier era were also just doing what they were bread for everyday, but were ultimately just a tool and a means to an end. When too weak they would get shot and fed to the pack, if no other food was available on the ice. Pulling a sled everyday, until the day you literally can't anymore, is tough work, regardless of the genes you may have. Depending on the circumstances, some of these dogs also endure a lot of hardship.
beautiful dog
>>5688131
>>5683534american education
>>5688139amazing dogs
>>5677796>>5670063When i was a kid i wanted to have a nice dog and do this
>>5676984The first guy was not nearly as popular as the last 2
>>5681101imagine all the drool
>>5688555>>5688218I have a feeling that some of these behaviors are enforced by anxiety, the dog is bred to be anxious about the goddamn sheep not going where the goddamn boss wants them to. At least the guard dogs look calm as fuck and with their spiked metal collars they kill coyotes with impunity and look chill
>>5683313Just finished watching the Terror s1, so when I i see this, I'm magining a tiny man going> "n-n-nice p-poochiieEEee..... AAAAAAAAGH"
>>5683350>muh traumatizationnigger, you're actually retarded if you think dogs get traumatized by this.
>>5688763Guard dogs are some of the most anxious. They bark and confront everyone and everything that looks remotely suspicious. Large birds. People getting out of their cars abruptly next to you on the sidewalk. Strangers raising their voices in public. Large men with sunglasses and hats walking towards you. Waiters bringing you food. People who walk up to ayou to shake your hand or give you a hug are an immediate threat. You name it. In my experience, you need to go out of your way to teach dogs with a distinct guarding instinct to be calm in most everyday situations. That means the second you get them, they need to be socialized as much as possible. Otherwise you have a problem.
>>5667713> You died.
Anyone have the webm of a super fast boarder collie running next to a quad bike, over grassy hills in the early morning, with feel good music in the background?
>>5689963Nah man.
>>5688133It even looks stupid when dogs do it.
>>5688130That's a left handed batter.
>>5689964Nvm. Found it.
>>5689998Although there is another one with music. Probably a different dog.
>>5683312>”no Bill, I don’t want to hear you and your friends play flamenco guitar at a hipster bar open mic, you can stop now”
>>5682949It’s like he thinks if he can tear one off it’s a life hack to always have free milk wherever he goes from then on out kek
>>5681094This dude looks like such a massive faggot, 1000% one of the owners of those dogs with faggot owners that "mysteriously" got monkey pox.
>>5690998You sound like you've never experienced joy in life.
>>5684248Inferences have been made in the right places
>>5685764Kek my dog does that look at his happy tail
>>5683350
>>5691133
>>5691034Do you lads know what kind of breed is this?
>>5691275Looks like there is either some Australian Shepherd or Boarder Collie in there.
>>5689963>>5689999This one?
>>5688218The look in his eyes at the end, the knowing between human and hound... That's an appreciated fren who appreciates life.
>>5691388Need one with actually fixed audio quality, song is Woodkid - run boy run
>>5685767fucking lolSuccessfully trolled
>>5691034Stop spreading deadly diseases to humansStop fucking dogsStop spreading deadly diseases to dogs
I love animals, specially doggas
>>5677454are they doing it for them?
>>5683392nta but whenever you see a female and a male dog yjk
>>5683700Ed...ward oni chan
>>5684219she is definitely being gang banged
>>5691388This is the one. Ty.
>>5665691I'm glad I never watched this tripe
>>5683434no fucking way
>>5683529become water my fren
>>5668129I think it is more the voice actor. The dog didn't start whining till he talked. The dog could be smart enough to sense a person in distress, and the barking could be similar reasoning for the cause of the distress
>>5687637I guess that's what happens if you lock them in the bathroom all day while you're at work.
>>5688555>When too weak they would get shot and fed to the packIf only we humans were so lucky. We are a weak race, too egocentric and clinging to life. Me and you as well as a consequence of this genetic blunder of ours. Better to live a life a peak performance and die than be a burden and live a half-life for years of misery.
>>5691396Absolute unit
>>5683407Few years ago I had a dog that would tilt her head like that if somebody said Pepsi.
every time I take shit on toilet dog do this
>>5692518SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>5693489funny
>>5683529Was the dog lucky not to get stabbed by one of the catfish spurs?
>>5683529strange looking water-dogs
>>5695534>luckySKILL
>>5688139I had a sheepdog growing up. Amazing animals. Need work, though. They don't do well as housepets.
>>5677087my younger self trying to wake up future pigger me
>>5688218>being bred for a purpose and getting to fulfill that purpose every day>he doesn't know
>>5685074Such majestic beasts.
Hello fellow dogs
>>5686418import more pitbulls to wolf countries
>>5694241The smell
>>5673479kek
>>5688551:(
>>5692903truth nuke, some reddito posts it and it gets all the upvootes and then some faggot posts it on 4chan formally 4channel
>>5697799>>5692903?Dogs do that whenever you don't come home for a couple of days+.
>>5697828now this reddito is telling everyone to leave their doggies home alone for 2 days nice one cunt
>>5688137more proto doggos if OP allows
>>5665691I thought dogs couldn't watch tv, they only see unrecognizable shapes?
>>5667713yjk
>>5670405jej
>>5688137How the mighty have fallen
>>5697404howdy fellow canine
>>5692716:(
>>5664830>>5680249There is, I don't have it thoughAlso that's a cat
>>5667713One simply...comprehends.
>>5695534>>5695563I always wondered why he waits so long to bite, maybe that's the reason, he needs an angle where he won't get stung.
>>5683320Don't pick up your dogs like that. Do it properly or don't do it at all, you can fuck up their joints pretty badly.
>>5698556What's the proper way to pick up a big fat dog like that?
>>5698621One arm under in front of his front legs the other arm under his hind legs from the other side
>>5697957They absolutely can, there's thousands of videos of them watching tv.
>>5692520>hyperborean>can't spell hyperboreanMany such cases.
More pls
>>5698933>autist doesn't get a joke>echolaliakek
>>5681100Wow, 3500g!
>>5664721Mmmm, yum, I bet that would taste good in a stew.
>>5668378of course hes black
>>5683333>got us to the moon.about that...
>>5694241Of course Mischief jumps the gun
>>5685074>The legend of Saint Christopher
>>5684248She's not black so I wouldn't think so
>>5685765You just know
>>5699212>>5683434the duality of dog
>>5686381Did COVID take your smell or are you just retarded?
>>5691890* pack pounded
>>5667502...why does that husky look like a midget husky but not a puppy husky.
>>5683519Human: "Aaww he saved that dog!"Dog: "Give me that FUCKING STICK"
>>5700139Pomskie
>>5699212BORF BORF BORF BORF
>>5683707They're from the UK. They taste way better than you'd expect
I can't do this anymore.Ever since my four-legged brother passed, life has lost it's colour.Take care of your friends.
I love animals so much it's unreal...
>>5677802I think this video is so old that at this point it might be safe to assume that the puppy from this video may have already died from the old age.Weird to think about it.
>>5678135They look like those twin brothers from tiktok who pretend to be dumb and do dumb shit for clout.
>>5687736Ollie is based, he has been in Scruffts like 6 times and its always the same chaotic performance.
>>5688133This dog is called ninja, from Berlin. He has absolutely boundless energy, met him and his owner while doing parkour there once
>>5700743>ninja, from Berlin>met him and his owner while doing parkour there onceThey won Top Dog Germany last year, right?
>>5699212my dog is a slob like this and now my basement ceiling has severe water damage
>>5684248The knowledge is inherent.
>>5681100He would pull faster if they placed a baby in front of him instead of an adult.
>>5697957>>5698823I think dogs couldn't see image on old CRT TVs, but they can on the modern displays.
>>5683466>it's not about catsI mean, it kind of is...
>>5700578On my end it just made me never get a pet again because it hurt so much, it's been 15 years since.
>>5701484It's something I've debating with myself.Would it be right to get another dog? Would it tarnish the love I had for my friend?When my parents, brothers and family die, I wouldn't get someone to replace them...The hurt was just... Unbelievable. It all happened so fast. Still makes me tear up.But, on the other hand, I love animals... Do I just shut it down?What was your dude like?
>>5683516lions are cats and you are a lying nigger.
>>5701150They could see it, but the flickering of CRTs bothered them at times.
>>5701713>pack animals>catsyou're not fooling anybody
>>5695401what's he saying?
