the glowniggers are throttling my internet when i try to access this board. nothing else, just /x/.i feel like there's a reason they don't want me on here, anons. i've learned so much in my past few weeks here that they must think i'm becoming too enlightened.that or i just have shitty internet. but seriously, the fact that it only happens on this board tells me something is up. there's some knowledge on here they want to suppress.
>>38864904try restarting the modem/router, if this fails try updating the bios, something often neglected by many users
>>38864904It’s the NSA dumbass. Also stop watching sissy hypno porn. It’s not good for you.
>>38864919God will deal with evil fucks like you. You agents really think you'll escape God's judgement and wrath for all the heinous things you to do our minds, everyone 1 day reaps what they've sown
I'm the man named CIA. We bypassed end to end encryption with our top secret 0 day exploit to exclusively fuck with some /x/ poster, potentially compromising the secrecy on the vulnerability and therefore compromising our ability to utilize this on the Chinese/Russian government, because you're obviously the bigger threat. We also decided to throttle the internet instead of intercept and edit the HTML to hide super power secrets, because we're incompetent retards which simultaneously have the highest end hacking capabilities.
>>38864904This sounds schizo but they actually do shit like this. They sort of soft ban people by causing weird errors and shit which makes things unusable. Like I "accidentally" got banned by cloudflare, whcih kept me from posting for months.
>>38864904pure schizoness
>>38864904>the glowniggers are throttling my internet when i try to access this board. nothing else, just /x/.No, they aren't.>i feel like there's a reason they don't want me on here, anons. i've learned so much in my past few weeks here that they must think i'm becoming too enlightened.Meth. Not even once.>that or i just have shitty internet. but seriously, the fact that it only happens on this board tells me something is up. there's some knowledge on here they want to suppress.It's honestly impressive that you managed to generate an alternative hypothesis. However, something tells me it won't be long until the corruption in your brain is so severe that even this basic functionality will be retarded.
>>38864904Chillout.Not everyone's using fiber nowadays so this is bound to happen from sheer collective power usage, great story tho. Da struggle is real yo.
>>38864919Wasn't Aquino in the NSA? What is the NSA anyway? National Satanist Administration? hahaha
>>38864904These guys will call you crazy and then stare blankly like nonregistering sheep when they hear about israel exploding batteries. I believe you bro
>>38864929>you evils are le bad so god get yous tmrrow Ok boomer. >>38864948This. >>38864989NSA and homeland security, sometimes FBI and ATF too. Military likes to engage too. That’s beyond what I know. >>38865268Yes. Nothing really happens. It’s just a slow internet day on the 4chans. >>38865278Hi Dave. Is the coffee still bad at St. Elizabeth’s?>>38866140Yeah maybe. >>38866252Who cares but you?>>38866308Israel made the devices. They faked the shipments to look like they came from Taiwan. Nope. They came from Israel to Turkey to Lebanon to explode and kill enemies of the Jewish state. It’s not even fringe it’s just logic, talk about being gag stalked and you’re a weirdo as you should be because gangstalking isn’t real obviously...
>>38866639>Who cares but you?>
>>38864904This is what the shit SS gang is doing, noone else. They are the gangstalkers.
>>38864904Saturn is a via agent and he in the future will fuck mum and make me again.He's torturing me.Yes he is a glowies in antarica with micheals group called the virl society.The vril society thinks dad is their god but they poison and hurt him. They tell me he put his own angels in hell along with Micheal who is btw free and has his angel wings back. Unlike me (Samael) and my wife Lilith of Edom who used to be a valikire and I want to reinstate her after she is treated fro. Vampirism.I also want to give her wings and halo backBut dad said Venus is evil and won't cure her or give her things back.He's a paranoid skixophetic.You see I haven't been born yet.He hasn't fucked my mum because she's not of age.And tine travel won't be invented untill 2030So Im stuck on what to do?Also op it's the NSA. As the glowies said stop watching sissy hypo it turned my dad gay and it's not reversible.Please seek help and take meds.Anti psychotic drugs are great and also anti stress drugs.You seem to be mentally unstable from porn addiction.
>>38864904>throttling my internetTake the ethernet cable and make 4-8 inch spiral coiled sections. For physics reasons this makes throttling bitrate harder, and even opens it for full flow. Experiment with it (why do you ask? electricity flows AROUND the wire, not in it).
>>38864989This. Glowniggers have really been messing with me this month, online and off, so i must be on or over the target
>>38867670They like to ratchet it up before elections. 3 months prior to the 2016 election, my Facebook suddenly vanished. Not deleted, as in "there used to be a Facebook page for this person." Vanished. No warning, no explanation, no notification. I've tried to make one twice in order to contact old friends, but they also vanish after a couple of days. Sucks because I had paid actual money to play a game for the first time, and I lost access to it because I had to lig in via Facebook.
>>38864904You're not important enough for the feds to care about you, schitzo
>>38864904a smart person would be able to write down the names of everyone they know and knows them on a piece of paper and begin a process of elimination as to who might be an informant based on your communication with those people. sever the head of the serpent OP.
>>38867227>I also want to give her wings and halo backThat would be cool>As the glowies said stop watching sissy hypo it turned my dad gay and it's not reversible.Still isn't cured I see. That's a bummer
>>38864904>too enlightened.You wish to go to the real world, don't you?
