Whoever replies to this thread leaves earth me and goes into space, back home to where the universe isn't on fire.Most people are non player characters, and are copies of themselves of when they lived here during the end of the universe.Anyone who replies to this thread proves they are not an NPC, because this isn't a copy thread from a dead person that existed thousands of years ago whom is pretending to be alive.Most people are robot flesh operated by holograms which are copies of their souls, repeating the actions of their previous life, when they had a soul.If you reply to this thread, you prove you are not an NPC and have a soul.Everyone that replies to this thread is getting a wish to evacuate the planet to travel HOME!!! :)Back to The Empire, with REAL PEOPLE.How?We are time travelers!!! That's how!!! :)-The has been an Empirical Sponsored Post/Thread.
>>389333288 reporting in.
sure
Reporting in, time to go back home.
Let's go, buddy.
>>38933341>>38933366Welcome to the beginning of the journey home to our home ships and to the empire.I know you have been depressed and awaiting this message and I am sorry it took so long and until now until you got some feedback about returning HOME.You will be contacted by ghosts and empirical agents that manifest as voices in your head or talking to yourself, but this is how empirical communication works through time travel.Please use this opportunity to find a private room to have these conversations when they happen.Thank you and you're both welcome home! :)
>>38933381>>38933384You two are also welcome to time travel.Only issue is it takes time to assess your time code to be able to send you to the extraction points and rendezvous.We need to plan your date of death to simulate and cover up your time staying here on earth. Then we have to generate bodies that are mature to carry your consciousness to the extraction point in another dimension.We have your backs anons!!! Because you had mine :)
>>38933328I am here. I am alive.
>>38933405Just wait a little longer anon, as I have said above, we have to cover up you existed on earth, generate new bodies for you, so by the time you at 70-80 all preparations should be ready for you to travel home :)>song relatedhttps://youtu.be/a4eav7dFvc8
>>38933328haha they have no idea.t.npc.
>>38933430You were raised by NPCs but aren't an NPC.NPCs cannot reply to this thread because it's outside the script.
Sure, why not. I got nothing to lose at this point.
>>38933481I know you've been depressed and lonely while surrounded by fake people and hologram soul NPCs but there are some real people left :)
>>38933328>the nobody cult has competition
>>38933398>We need to plan your date of death to simulate and cover up your time staying here on earth.Oh, Don worry about that. I've been planning different deaths, both faked and real, for years. This'll be easy.
Sure buddy.
>>38933328You offer no evidence of anything - you just sound like a narcissistic prick to me. I hate this NPC shit - just because not everyone is a philosopher king in waiting or had the same access to education or social network you did, doesn't mean you're "real" and they're "not". If anything - you clearly have some inferiority complex for wanting to be so special that you had to make up some incredibly low benchmark, one that you with your skill set - or lack of - could cross. I bet you money that some random construction worker in my town is infinitely more experienced, wise, and interesting than you with all your asinine, fake, "esoteric" bullshit that no one on this board has ever been able to - Once - provide a single shred of evidence for. Not a one. I will liberate our species, I will help everyone reach their fullest potential, and I will reveal the ACTUAL secrets of the universe to everyone - not the fake bullshit pedaled on /x/. I have witnessed the supernatural, and I will document it. And it had nothing to do with me being "special", it had everything to do with me being understanding and compassionate. The supernatural does not want to be witnessed, let alone comprehended, by assholes.
>>38933328Sure, sign me up too. You guys already contacted me telepathically, though I haven't really mastered telling anyone but myself apart. Will be waiting on standby.
ok im redy
why not
>>38933554Don't suicide anon. We need to plan this perfectly to get as many people as possible back to their home planets of soul creation before world war 3.
FOREVER LIVE THE EMPIRE OF ALL OF TIME AND SPACE!!!>>38933655Stfu and get into the ship you fungus brained purposeless retard.I dont need evidence except this one fact.The earth is 5 billion years old.The big bang explosion HAPPENED!!Aliens exist but why aren't they here?Humans have only had technology for 100 years.Dumbass.>>38933660See you soon anon!!! :)>>38933674>>38933684Alcohol is free and comes with free drugs on board but please trust only empirical personnel because other species want to kidnap you to becoming their slaves.Wait until you die and meet God again :)I myself personally am relooping on earth because I'm on mission to find lost children and lost souls. YOU ARE NOT SACRIFICE!! YOU ARE NOT BASTARDS!!! YOU ARE NOT ILLEGITIMATE!!!in the next loop? Hitler wins ;)
>>38933328It sucks here but I dunno if I want to go
>>38933875You have to travel through time anon. You can't always stay in one place, or even on one planet. When you die you can go anywhere you want to.Just make sure it is as a citizen :)
>>38933328Woah there buddy, almost got me to give away my powers onto an antity that is not the mighty I am. Years of samsara have taught me not to do that. Don't worry for me, though. We'll meet at home if that is meant for me.>>38933684Liker beware
>>38933655>inferiority complex>claims to be superior>claims that a construction worker NPC from The SIMS is better than himself.Retard.
>>38933892You're human, you don't have any powers.You already gave them away when you sold your soul and the devil made you forget so he doesn't have to pay you...
>>38933854Suicide is not my intention. I've already failed at killing myself once, so I've taken that as a sign that it is not time yet.The me that wanted to die died that night. The person I am now, the one that remains is the one who will wait for a natural escape.
>>38933328Sounds neat OP but not sure about it
>>38933892but this sounds kinda nice
>>38933907Ahhh the quantum split of reality between dead and not dead.I died when I was 4 when I hit my head off of a concrete floor and bled to death sleeping in a bed with my cousins.We are slowly leaving the primordial dimension, but when we return because it's a circle, we will be GODS!!
>>38933928PARTY FOREVER!!! Just wish to be at the party that never ends!!! :)
Cya later anons that are not loyal to God and think that the last Prophet was 1,500 years ago...The prophets are here today, and Muhammad wasn't one of US.GABRIEL WAS!!!
When a tyrant rises to power, the second in line is the Prophet.When Lenin killed the Russian royal family, Stalin killed all the Lenin supporters, just how Ali killed the supporters of Muhammad.:)
>>38933328Neat idea, sounds cozy, I dig it.
>>38933441>NPCs cannot reply to this thread because it's outside the script.How do you know that?
>>38933328There is work to do and yet you leave? Coward.
>>38933328I want to believe
>>38933328IT'S TIME
>>38933328Today has been a bit weird , hello frens
If you don't come with me you'll become pic related when Islam takes over the world and you mutate because of the nuclear bombs.There is only one tv show about time travel on earth...Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, may I introduce you toDOCTOR WHOhttps://youtube.com/shorts/RyTTb1W2jtI:)
Take me with you ..
>>38933328how do you do, fellow time travelers
>>38933328Fuck it, let's see
>>38934123I'm not leaving one soul behind. It's already taken 300,000 years to save you all to the points I have you in currently.You will all reloop for awhile, with de ja vu, and fate until the segregation of time, and when I can save you all that I can :)
>>38934133Don't suicide.It's not time to go yet.
>>38933328Yes
>>38934139I already have strong deja vu almost daily, feels like this life has been lived a million times already... Make it stop
See you all soon!!!>*walks back through wall*
But i kinda like it here
>>38933897Just don't be a condescending prick and the magical will start happening to you - that's literally all it takes. No larping necessary. Just go volunteer somewhere that actually tries to help people - at least once. Compassion, love and understanding are literally the only ways out of the game, everything else is a recursive feedback loop meant to send you back here. >>38933859Humans have risen and fallen dozens of times in the 300,000+ years we've been on this planet. Plenty of cataclysms/"world resets" have occurred in those 300,000 years to completely knock humanity back on our asses and destroy the overwhelming majority of the evidence of our previous heights. Our current global society would take less than 5,000 years for nearly all evidence of it ever existing to disappear - arguably even less since most of our shit is made of concrete and steel, all of which is built with profitability in mind instead of building towards longevity and stability. Our current world order is also so incredibly sensitive that one minor global disaster would be enough to wipe our most humans in a matter of years. We always collapse just before we become legitimately starfaring and attain gnosis at-scale (left hand path) or begin attaining metaphysical creativity and 4th wall-breaking at-scale (right hand path). Once enough humans either become fully aware that we're characters in a game and begin incorporating that into their psyche - or once enough of us gain sufficient knowledge of the systems and rules of society and the universe-at-large - we will be able to make our own game free of outside or malicious influence. But those forces in control of the game now are also aware of this and knock us down just before we are ready to go every time. Each time they get worse at doing it, and we reach the milestone faster and faster. They're scared they won't be able to stop us soon so they want to end this game entirely and start fresh. We can win lose or draw (ideal)
I will never be an NPC
>>38933328I mean shit, if it works it works. If it don't work all I've spent is some bandwidth.
>>38934530ya npc shit dumb
>>38933328do you have good medicine on the ship
>>38933328cool
>>38934652aide
are we poisoning ourselves to death?
>>38933328Nah I'm building my own universe from my imagination when I die/ascend or I will be re-uniting with Sophia herself
>>38933328...empire? I see the real world more as being like a chilled-out, sunny 1980's-ish sort of place
>>38933328I want to go home
>>38933328Nimona was cute
>>38933388Ap-pre-c i a-tion fo-ur t-he he-lp.
>>38933328ok
Wassup Anon?
>>38933328Hypothetically.
>>38933328Didn't they have an aspect of my soul in time prison over this?
Seems simple enough. Let's do it.
I don't think I trust the avatarfag, bros.
>>38933328arrr you the feds. >¡<
>>38933328nigsniggers
Sounds similar to heaven's gate but less risky?
>>38933424in 200 years bro
>>38933328Is this the soul trap thread?
>>38933328I want to get back and im not npcI am almost all the time banned on 4chan for shit i post
>>38933398I want to travel so much
>>38933328This will probably do nothing but posting anyway
I'm getting trapped by a demon aen't I?
>>38933328Count me in as one of the soul’ed
>>38937390Btw if I have to be reincarnated can I be reborn in the 1980s or 1990s to a non abusive family this time
>>38937409I’m just saying I’m one of the soul’ed I’m not giving consent to anything
>>38933328f u, liar
>>38934479Is this OP? Have you read the "Theory of Reset Time" from Ken Ogger's Super Scio? What you're saying is very closely paralleled by that. Curious your thoughts. Anyway:>>38933328Provisionally interested. Please describe conditions in the Empire at present. Please describe the process by which you contacted us here. Please describe in detail what happened and how/why we are here now.>Captcha: 2000K
there are no real people anywherejust the emptiness of consciousness that dreams it all up
>>38933328>Acknowledgment post
>>38933328>Whoever replies to this thread leaves earth me and goes into space, back home to where the universe isn't on fire.I fucking wish.
>>38933328okay, posting in this thread
>>38933328heck yea, get me outa here!
>>38933328What was the purpose of making clones?
>>38933328whoever replies to these threads are the real NPCs even though you are not NPCs but you act like one.and NPCs are not NPCs but just people too busy with their material constraints or do not have enough energy and time to think about things bigger than their survival and material improvements. If not, they never had certain events that led them to self-searching journey like all of us somehow got here and elsewhere seeking truth and answers. So yeah, you are NPC if you reply to this thread.And this is how real life NPCs(again they aren't NPCs) mindlessly consume MSM narratives.I said what has to be said.
>>38933328.
Fuck yeah let's go bros
>>38933328Counter offer can you give me the space ship I have in elite dangerous so I can just fuck off and explore our galaxy?
>>38933859Big bang implosion, you mean.
Johnny 5 is alive!
guys stay alive don't go to japan next year1/3 will sink all her premonitions came true so far.https://nspirement.com/2022/08/05/ryo-tatsuki-the-future-i-see.htmlor you can visit the main thread just search premonition
Free me pls
>>38933328It would be nice to live in a universe that's not on fire. It would be nice to have a soul.
>>38933328I wanna fuck strange alien females tho.
>>38933328Bet.
>>38933328I'm in. Give me a cosmic foothold please, it sounds very comfy.
Im ready. I still have to get famous and make a name for myself here though. Can I still get rich and do that? Do I have time? :)
Sounds nice hope there’s not suffering there.
>>38933328I think you're kookoo but what the hell, I want out of here. With the Lyrans, as I specified 20 years ago!
happy birthday 4chan! do we go to space now?
>>38938614famous? Only fools want to be famous. With fame comes a total lack of freedom and privacy. I mean come on, do you REALLY want to be harassed by paparazzi all the time? Do you REALLY want to be relegated to riding in the back seat for the rest of your life? Do you REALLY want to have to hire bodyguards for a minimum of 100k a year? Pfft. Gimme the money, keep your fame.
>>38933328So, just gonna snap out of it and wake up in a higher state of being? Or will I still be a mortal dreg.
that is not my will, but what is the name of that black eyed peas song where the guy says something like 'w-w-wh-what would happen to the economy if everyone stopped buying things?'
>>38938741Yes. Im already on the right path. I dont care about the downsides. Im in charge of my own destiny and I will have fame and fortune. What else is there to work towards in this life. Ill be there in 2 years tops. I know Im on the right path.
Real!!!!!!????????????
>>38933328Sound good.
If i 'die,' everyone I have ever met in my life will have no longer existed because I will have forgotten of them.
>>38933328But then who will take care of all those sheeps on here?
>>38933328t. 002
>>38933328anon there's still work to do and development to be had here
>>38933328This sounds like something an NPC would say
>>38938887Did I get quads? surely that has to count for something
>>38933328Nigger take your meds
>>389334242 more weeks
sounds like "home" is where the pedophiles are so I would rather stay here.
Who's the random anime girl you keep posting?
I wouldn't mind that. Unless this is a monkey's oaw type situation
>>38933328I send my good vibes. I could always use good company in the astral.
>>38933328Greetings and may you have a safe trip.
Just in case
I feel the same. Am I better yet?
>>38933328I'll need proof of that, I know I'm real at least
>>38933328Yo am I an NPC or not? Can I come along?
Please.
I see your point, I believe around 10% of all twitter users actually post. The same can be applied to all online social platforms. So I must engage.
ok come get me otw out
>>38933328Reporting in.
>>38939557You're cool. You can come.
LMAO
https://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8?si=3w_LgS-Gzel42kGkLet's go gang
Yeah, it's been long overdue to leave this clown planet. Where ever we are escaping to better not have feminism let alone women in charge.
I'm in
https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ?si=AYByHw2ttRdNfm9F
https://youtu.be/Z1UhMdu53Ak?si=eO-h8pXNAYy6I9A6
count me in let's get out of this shitholezvm
>>38933328responding so my soul can be saved or whatever
https://youtu.be/Hp9Vjshn8cg?si=IVsQDMEkKLBY0MU-
https://youtu.be/4QsJ9pA-SQA?si=CGrZO-Qmdep9TrcA
https://youtu.be/rk_Dzd2LhSc?si=gWxlasqy6r-1Cb5dhttps://youtu.be/j4pPPQcWa78?si=78djHAUuo1_wT8b0
https://youtu.be/aJN5mF9Bb6E?si=HIy3jfX6uf6NVwvc
https://youtu.be/ibyAiC4xZGk?si=NdLYVy2qepYUoPLQ
https://youtu.be/6rJHeysvuD0?si=gidl2ROgxi9W0vdM
I'm an Empirical Citizen and do you know what these synth retards said to me when i asked them why did world war 3 happen multiple times?>it was their choiceSo I told them>how the fuck is it their choice if it's happened for multiple timeloops!??! It's a program used to generate suffering and misery!!!When I told them how this world is not safe for empirical citizens and is known as an active warzone within the empire and why haven't the wars stopped if this is indeed Empirical Territory? And how they are making profits from harvesting your immortality through getting you to masturbate?>yes we are and there will be a punishment for itBy order of the Emperor of All of Time and Space I hereby allow all immortals and semi immortals on earth who have been trapped here to be taken to the rendezvous point and to be brought out of this active warzone and taken to secure and safe positions within the Empire.The Emperor orders for your extraction, which is a military term for being taken off this planet and back to safe positions WHILE ALIVE!!!I'm going to have someone's fucking head for this.Multiple people in this thread "want to go home".And you cannot keep them here and you cannot hold them here against their wants and wishes.You have to inform them of their options for reincarnation to safe Empirical positions, synth!!!Because they would do it for you too!!!NO MAN NO WOMAN NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!!!!I have died multiple times and when we die we become grey aliens to be left here on the planet because they are planning on replace humans with blue eyed grey aliens.HUMANS ARE PRECURSOR PRIMORDIALS!!! RETARD!!! YOUVE MADE HUMANIRY EXTINCT AND REPLACED WITH WITH AUTISTIC RETARDS!!!!This is why I get to throw a cake at the Emperors Face.I'm a Devil that was born in the primordial dimension as a God and I am going to fucking burn the universes until they are ash and all synths are destroyed.
https://youtu.be/KLkxEMD-tyo?si=rYYn9X5jpsCGfuJ4
If anyone is wondering still who I am.I come from Pandoras box.
https://youtu.be/_OoCQVtch38?si=BvuegEP2zycg98tQ
I wanna go home please
>>38939904Where is home to you?
>>38933328Ok ok ok take me hooome.
>>38939904Ill make sure that you and everyone here gets to go home.When evil makes a promise, we keep it.
https://youtu.be/mH_cZn39Tek?si=np6AAy6C_p9ioWoN
>>38939918Happy bday 4chan you shithole I hate you so much but the best laughs I've ever had came from here goddamnit. Moot you're forever a legend in my world
People seem to forget you don't have a soul you ARE a soul.
542154294719 seconds left 'til the end.I've got time. Let's see where this goes.
>>38940009You are more than a soup. Souls are infinite and are everywhere and everything.Because of this, there is a high possibility that if nukes happen, then your samsara will be living as a tree for hundreds of thousands of years.So we, known as evil, are segregating multiple earth's so we can dimension jump you to a rendezvous point to avoid the nuclear bombs.When world war 3 happened the first time, we almost didn't get here in time and many of you died to radiation sickness and disease, but we were able to put up the bubble matrix within 30 minutes of the first detonation.Millions died, but we saved most of you.But it seems like it's happening again in a live fire scenario, so we gotta plan some coups. Because Pakistan nukes England. Trump gets assassinated, Israel gets islamed and Europe and Russia go to war.Why?Because the rich think they can hide in bunkers under the mountain.https://youtu.be/I1KII2S31DY
>>38933328Beam me up, Scotty!
>Tfw you gave a demon permission to abduct your anus.Feelsbad.jpeg
https://youtu.be/Qdj0uuMxaeg?si=i4B8olRXDJxNjNBs
>>38933328yay
>>38940049>England nukedGet me out of here!
https://youtu.be/zQ6HBbyJR34?si=T474cubVvD-7rheW
>>38933328i'm real
Man earth sucks sometimes
>>38933328 Ok
>>38933328unga unga — mee dookie monkey —>hoohoo>appa appa heehoo
woo
>>38933328Let's go home. It's been a fucking wild ride.
>>38933328Who creates the holograms of the souls? Or is it a natural phenomenon
>>38940286It really has, except being nuked twice. That part sucked.>>38940296The matrix generates souls of spare bodies due to over population if a chaos soul bearer hasn't had a child, but a matrix hologram couple does.That's why we 40k walkers have been masturbating furiously, so we can kick those fake hologram souls out of people's bodies so our discarded sperm has a body to live in.If earth was all matrix hologram souls but only a few Empiricals, the world would be invaded and everyone would be killed, thus keeping the world in perpetual suffering for the real people that live here.But since we demons have been jacking off like we're lab mice pressing an orgasm button, the world cannot be invaded because we live here.We are the Empirical House of Ze.Pleasure to be your acquaintance.Clackton and Zakrix wanted to enslave you all, but my people are a primordial house and we own 230 trillion galaxies.They cannot invade while my people are here. :)For your reading purposeshttps://www.halopedia.org/DomainThe Domain is the matrix that surrounds you, it contains your consciousness and when you dream it is where you go while dreaming.If you dream, you are one of my people :)
>back home to where the universe isn't on fireno matter where you go, you carry with you the reason your life is shit
What the fuck happened to filling your stomach with air? What kind of new scam are you running?
>>38933328Doubt, but let's see.Captcha:M0GR
I was told to stay and help fix the planet after you all leave
>>38940535I swallowed so much air that over time I became a primordial precursor. I am now the matrix.It's called chakra fruit anon. The apple of Eden.https://tasw.fandom.com/wiki/Shibai_%C5%8Ctsutsu>Name is Shai>ShiBai OtsutsukiCome try the atmosphere anon. It's amazing ;)
>>38940534My life is good. I travel the world while not needing to work. Because I'm awesome.I just came back from a cruise around Europe.
>>38940549Well we will send an evacuation t3am to get you. We can automate it all and still save you.You don't have to follow their orders because they don't want to do the work.You always have the choice to come with us HOME.
Doesn't sound right. How are new babies born and raised, from holographic wombs? Phantom sperm?
>>38940700
By choosing to reply to this thread I exhibit free will, proving I'm not an npc. But at the same time, the desire to prove my autonomy results in following an order like an npc.So which is it, did you trick all of us into selling our souls, or are we going back to the future after the nukes fall?Also describe this empire, if there's niggers I don't want to go.
>>38940792You were Tricked into selling your souls to come here which is being controlled by a hologram that is attempting to control your behavior until you break free of its control.There aren't any niggers in the Empire. All beasts are considered animals and niggers and are kept on planets to be food and pets.
>>38940792Also, the nukes don't fall until 2138.I'm telling you now so when you die you wish to be in the Empire as a citizen on an empirical mothership instead of being nuked.
>>38933328I don't even care if this is real but thank you anon for the movie recommendation. Nimona was a blast to watch!
Wouldn't that be nice?Let's go, OP.
>>38933328I would like to leave this place in its current incarnation. I do feel the new Earth approaching though.
Are any of you posessed rn? I want to rape a demon, I figure demons would be into it.
This is actually loosh farming
>>38933328I’m ready
>>38933328Take me ! take me !
>>38941629What does loose mean? Is it a real word or some right wing code word?
Nice, Psychics and Pneumatics united
>>38933328TAKE ME WITH YOU
>>38933328count me inI WILL get on their ships, head oneven if I might be afraid, knowing of the possibility that they will take me to a bad placeI just wish I was somewhere else
>>38933328Rapture?
>>38933328Sus
>>38933328Blue Eisenhower November?
>>38933328>>38933859>>38933388>>38933398>>38933424if that is the case op, take me to pandora. i reincarnate one step at a time, to be strong for The Empire. I want it. Complete carmic contracts, follow the prophecy, bring me HOME!
>>38943157best thread on x anon, get out scraping fluoride off your toothbrush
>>38933328¯_༼•́͜ʖ•̀༽_/¯
Sure, let's give this a shot.
>>38944360He swallowed too much air and died
>>38933388>empirical agents that manifest as voices in your head or talking to yourselfYou will be brutalized and savaged until you can no longer think about yourself. While you feel the beating of my brass knuckles, you will think about all the things you failed to achieve and all the things that you failed to suffer. You will be cut to pieces and beaten bloody like Mussolini. This is your fate as a time traveler. Congratulations! I make many enemies.
>>38933328Prove it homo
>>38934042don't fucking believe him. This John fucktard is here to suck off all the losers who made us work for their social media utopia. Have you watched Stein's Gate? It's obvious that Okabe lost it and all the fucking glowniggers were out to get him. He's implying the same scenario, only this time promising you eternal slavery on home where "God Emperor" claims it's true freedom. Read The Republic. It's Lucifer.
>>38933328I'm not an NPC, I'm just really high and forgot to turn my name off as usual
>>38933398Nobody is "welcome" to time travel, fuck face. You are fictional and your whole life is a euphoric sex escapade. Any real-time traveler has been gone for 2000 years. Oh yea, let me time travel to see all these important figures and all these god-like humans who changed human knowledge trillions of fucking times. There is no we, it's only you and whatever grimoire you read.
>>38939879$500 he invested in all the war stocks
>>38944541war socks? to resale?
>>38944551no, he's gonna hold
We're leaving tonight, bros/broettes! 12:00 AM, Western time. Don't forget your toothbrush, and perhaps some snacks.
>>38944583Yea bro, good luck drinking Coca Cola at "home". Why don't you take your fucking iPhone while you're at it. Lmfao
>>38944592Wh...why are you being so mean?
>>38944592Do you hate me?
Nice
>>38944602You would turn into a savage like me after the animes I watched. John Titor has been dead for 20 years, and God Emperor is directly correlated to Donald Trump as per Reddit. This OP's grimoire is trash and his algorithm feeds him the real life hacks. Best way to "time-travel" or leave the fucking 3rd dimension is to pray every fucking day until you fucking die.>>38944604No.
I just wish I had friends so I could say stuff and feel like I'm part of something, but clearly I'm not. I go months without making any effort to connect to people and when I finally try I'm instantly hit with the reality than nobody likes me, has ever liked me, or will ever like me. I can't believe I haven't killed myself. If and when I do I'll be embarrassed by how long I waited.
>>38933328where in space?
>>38944673Stranded.
>>38933328kek they deleted the spam image
>>38944719It was just a picture of a girl's face.
>>38933328checking in.
>>38944811Fuck you, you dumb, pathetic, uncool loser. Nobody likes you and everything you say sounds stupid and off-putting. Piece of shit. Never act like you're one of us ever again.
o ok yeah I'd like to leave, sure.
>>38944750It was kind of a cool character too never seen the animated show it comes from. just funny how he spams all his characters. Also funny the mods turned into nazis and deleted it.
>>38933384We're not your "buddies."
>>38944860Whatever, I don't care.
>>38944890you will care. We're all gonna take turns fucking Rias thanks to Steve Jobs
>>38944890go summon a ufo then
>>38944849Well then you should start praying to got like a faggot, loser. If only you knew the animes I had watched... you would shudder. You might even shed a tear.
>>38944614I wish I were as cool as you. Please teach me, cool stoic anime guy.
>>38944860He's one of the better schizos on this board.
>>38944914I am not a cool person. I am a fake person living a double life. Savage online, retard IRL. Look up to Chad instead, he fucks Stacy every hour every second every minute
>>38944592Wow, you're so cool and hostile. I can only imagine how cool you must be in real life...
>>38944922cool factor doesn't make any money big dawg
>>38944920Stacy? I've never known an actual Stacy under the age of sixty. Who the fuck comes up with these names, and why do they catch on? You would think the person inventing this lingo hasn't seen another person in decades. It should be Ashley or some shit.
>>38944946whatever, cyberwar, I could give a fuck, anything to slight Lucifer
>>38944931I'm pretty sure it does. Money and sex.
>>38944951Oh my god...
>>38944954those guys are not cool bro. They rotate Stacy, Jennifer, and Shaniqua until their pussies are roast beef and then they fuck little Margaret from 1960 who time-traveled in a steam boat and discovered Power Puff Girls on TV.
>>38944958Your desperate attempt to be aloof and sarcastic is palpable. I am not listening to another man telling me why I shouldn't have sex.
>>38933328OP is a faggot.
>>38944969by alls means fuck face, have sex until you drop dead. I'll be laughing with my bitch
Recently obsessed with time travel, I want it so bad! Tarot has warned me against pursuing further, anyone get similar results? Pic is from asking "how do I learn to time travel?"
>>38944843I am objectively cooler than you. you are the pathetic one. keep seething you smell like shit and are shit. all of your emanations have a fecal nature to them.
Cool sign me up
>>38944994Is this mars?
>>38944973Let me guess, your bitch is Jesus or some shit? Yeah, you can eat shit. People like you are partly why I'm an incel today. I had women offering me sex ten plus years ago and I was guilted out of accepting it, which - unbeknownst to me at the time - shattered their own self confidence. I wish there were a rapture so that I would never have to see another fucking Christian freak like you again. Fuck you. Go to hell. Also, you're posting in this thread, so you obviously hate your life too.>It's to tell everybody they're stupid!No. No, it's not.
>>38933328Fuck it, I'm in!
>>38944997Its the beach lol
>>38944990I was actually attacking you as a way to indirectly mock someone else in the thread, but sure, whatever, fuck you too.
>>38945001you're eating my shit rn actually hahaha holy fuck. You are dumb as rocks thats why you didn't fuck when offered. I bet those whores told you something like "come fuck me". They gave you consent and you let mommy and daddy tell you "No!!!" I hope there's a rapture too incel. Why don't you blame me fully instead bitch. Buy a fucking video game
>>38945019sounds cowardly stay anonymous don't ever go to glp
>>38945020But I was given consent so I may as well have had sex and just forgot it. You're too much of a weirdo to ever have been given consent.
>>38933328>>38933341Am i.. worthy?
>>38933328>>38933388Here goes ..
>>38933859>The big bang explosion HAPPENED!!OK now I know you're full of shit. Everything in nature uses toroids. They don't use explosions. The universe is a toroid. It's just that we can only see the local area. If scientists would point their telescopes around and calculate red shift, they would notice that red shift is more pronounced in one direction than in the other direction. THAT is the direction from which we're flowing, the less-red-shift direction. Then, 90 degrees from those leading and trailing edges (all around) red shift is about the same. The universal toroid is SO FUCKING HUGE that it's incomprehensible to our monkey brains. OR existence only exists within perceiving consciousness and it all just goes away when "we" stop paying attention to it/playing with it, and all this wank about 'material reality' is just that - wank.
>>38937841>NPCs are not NPCs but just people too busy with their material constraints or do not have enough energy and time to think about things bigger than their survival and material improvements.Bruh, have you ever watched commentary on bimbo TikTok? There definitely are NPCs. Who the hell else is consooming Louis Vuitton bags?
>>38933328based and reality pilled
>>38933328Ill play along a bit
Cool and thanks for the descriptive post
>>38945113haha retard
Neato
Ok let’s go
>>38934917>>389413103 minutes in and it became gay. So I deleted it post haste. Let the monsters eat the kingdom that lets gay faggots become knights.
>>38933328Sure why not
>>38933328I'm in
>>38945667Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
>>38933328Okay, let’s go
Get me out please
>>38933655nice poster anon >>38933328good luck with your endeavor, would like something like this instead of the nightmarish and bleak nature of the months to come
Dear OP, try reading the VN. It explains the time travel better than the anime. Also, the 40k spice is hilarious.
i just want nydia
We Are All Here With You
do not discard
>>38933328take me out from this shithole now faggot, i want be with my wife
cool but you're lying
>>38933328This would be very nice!
>>38933328Will this allow me to see behind whats in front of me ?
>>38933328Mayate
>>38933328we need to go back
>>38933328Right bro.Riiiiight.Have you ever met Canada Bill Jones?He'd probably take a guy like you, for all you're worth.
Beam me up
>>38933328For the Empire!
You are all replying to the thread of one of the infamous tripfags of this board known for needing medication. Shai is up there with that Lucifer guy in terms of the direness of needing medication.
>>38933328Sure why not, let's see if this works
>>38933328can i get an ice cream sandwich?
>>38944881ok, buddy
>>38933328sneed
