One day the news will report that Bigfoot has been proven to be real. How will you react?
>>39308206sadness and anger over habitat destruction, the way I react to almost all news
>>39308206I will apologize to the dude who claimed he was sexually assaulted by a female bigfoot for laughing my ass off at his recount
>>39308206I will probably shit myself in sheer horror knowing that I mandela effected the bigfoot's sex.If you look closely, bigfoot didn't used to have those huge saggy fat tits of his. They used to be a lot more muscular around the gut as well, apparently female bigfeet are slightly less muscular. I'm pretty sure they're beings from hollow earth/Agartha/The Realm of the Watchers. They probably wandered out of a cave and wandered back in eventually. Might be the reason why bigfoot sightings are so unreliable. Also the reason why there's so many variety of sasquatch around the world.
>>39308206Have we confirmed that Bigfoot is not a ghost? Think about it, considering no pee or poop is ever left behind
>>39309030My theory:Bigfoot comes from "the veil".Think of ancient myths and legends of the fae and that sort of thing. Basically "Stranger Things" -- a parallel world that is normally out of reach, but occasionally, perhaps in the right location, at the right time, or with the right effort, it's possible to crossover.We don't find bigfoot or similar creatures because they aren't in our world 99% of the time. "Aliens" may be this, too. Real, but hard to find, and impossible to track down, because they place they live isn't something we can easily just stumble into (or, having done so, figure out how to stumble back here).
>>39308206Yeah I know, I smoked with him in Oklahoma back in the day. Chill dude, some wood niggers are okay.
>>39308206Beings from the underground
TURNS OUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOTSO FUCK IM
>>39309054He could be an ogre or pandaren instead of a fairy
>>39308206Bigfoot isn't real. I don't like it because people look at bigfoot, think it's ridiculous crazy people and then think the same applies to UFOs even though UFOs are real and bigfoot is not.
>>39309491Bigfoot could be an unidentified flying object
>>39308206Turns out Bigfoot plays the saxophone and he has a youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1lUTER8Eek
>>39308206in the most shallow act imaginable i wouldn't even care about the bigfoot news itself, i would just laugh for days at the responses of the skeptics.
>>39308206I'd say "I told you so" to myself, aloud, and whenever the topic comes up I will absolutely
I’ve said that for decades and everyone just laughed, so everyone can go to hell.
>>39308206big feet are real
>>39309141Came here to post this
>>39309701Skeptics are the biggest copers. Especially when it comes to paranormal footage. Bad quality? Fake. Great quality? Also fake. A ghost slammed your fucking door and trashed your kitchen? Maybe someone just broke into your house, moved stuff with invisible strings, and then left. They actually say shit like that.
I wont be surprised but I also wont be effected because I quit going in the woods after I saw a giant dog man creature in South Mississippi in 2007. Similar creatures have been seen in the Mississippi Delta basin.https://youtu.be/uqJsaxypV6g
>>39308206It's possible one of our hominid ancestors survived and hides in various forests/jungles/deserted cold environments. If one day it gets confirmed, it will be something cool.However, I doubt it's being concealed by governments or anything like that; why would the FBI hide a hominid species?Who knows...maybe they are hiding these creatures...hmmm, I am conflicted about this. Still, our ancestors spoke of monkey men in their religious traditions, a good example is Hannuman and the intelligent bipedal "monkeys" who helped Rama against the evil Ravana. I believe big foot exists.
>>39309701I'm a skeptic but mostly for the patterson gimlin footage, I think it's terrible evidence for it.I'm open to the idea of bigfoot in general but looking at the specifics of how the footage came to be, I just don't buy it.
>>39309054yes, they are usually in the 3D unified-space dark-matter or Alter-Universe or astral planebecause Humans and Others are trying to genocide them from Earth's material plane>>39317537the atavistic Sasquatch retain their lemur snout>>39317915not possible unless can phase shift, hunters too good>>39317969unfakeablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhhFj3Vua0
>>39308206I'll move to Scotland
>>39309505There are numerous reported cases of UFOs and bigfoot sighted in association, even one case where sasquatch was riding a ufoLes Stroud - man who has spent as much time in the backwoods as anyone and whose seriousness and professional opinions I respect - says that he had an encounter with a group of bigfoot and floating orbs of light which engaged him in nonverbal communication somehow.
>>39318036I don't know, 4k stabilized upscaled footage just adds details that aren't there imo.Regardless, its not so much the footage itself, its Patterson as a person. He was notoriously shady throughout his life, and the events leading up to the sighting was no exception.>Obsessed with bigfoot>Writes multiple books, but is primarily obsessed with female bigfoot mostly>Obssessively draws them, and collects stories of them>Collects funds from a movie company to do a movie on bigfoot, for casting, costumes and filming equipment>Decides to rent a camera instead of outright buying it, and hires his friend, Bob Gymlin, for free - The rest of the cash he can spend on costumes for his bigfoot movie, which he spends on a cowboy outfit and american indian outfit>No other outfits though, for the bigfoot movie about bigfoot, he makes this explicitly clear>He rides on horseback to a clearing and makes sure to stop specifically and gets off of the horse and setup his camera, Bob asks if it's a good area>SUDDENLY a bigfoot JUST LIKE Patterson obsessively draws about comes into view>Bob bought a rifle, to which Patterson told him not to fire>Creature walks out of sight>Well, footage captured, lets go home>Upon getting into town, Patterson is apprehended by law enforcement for keeping the camera past its rental date>He didn't tell the officers about what he saw, just said him and Bob were shooting a movie>When he got out, he excitedly told bob they could make a ton of money from this>Bob insists he wants nothing to do with it, he's unsure of what he saw and didn't want to profit from it>So Patterson took a lookalike Bob (Yes, really) who toured around the US as the lookalike bob sung patterson's praises>Also tracks from the scene recovered by deputies were found to be easily replicated by wooden boards and weights so they are often not discussedHe's not a reliable person. All of it is circumstantial sure, but an overwhelming amount of it.
>>39308206Big foot? More like big baps
>>39318150>obsessive>psi-induced obsession>life incarnation planSasquatch planned the whole thing with extreme security for the nursing mother appearing in the film (to be non-threatening).Patterson was likely a Sasquatch hybrid who incarnated with the mission of Disclosure.His reliability doesn't matter, the gait cannot be replicated at their tech level - certainly not with the resources you described. Maybe it's not obvious to anons who aren't into skeletons and hominids and such. Just look at all the faked bigfoot vids that show him walking; they're obviously men in fur suits. The video analysis has more solid points, but that's enough.
>>39318186>the gait cannot be replicated at their tech level - certainly not with the resources you describedIt's not a particularly detailed suit - only in HD 4k stabilized upscaled footage is it ever given a face, because that's how these programs work. There are many suits of the time that could look exactly the same from a similar distance.Pic related, for example, from an episode of star trek, where they had a shoestring budget. They knew full well the monster looked fake up close, so the monster was put far into the background. Run it through any AI upscaler however, and it gives it a detailed face.>The Gaitis it really something humans can't replicate? I just don't buy it. Pretty sure everyone at some point has seen a human with a similar gait just walking around. I just think its bad evidence, especially since its such an isolated video. >Patterson's reliability doesn't matterit kind of does, when the only other person there goes on record after Patterson's death as saying that Patterson was fully capable of pulling off a hoax like this and he wasn't sure what he saw that day.Don't get me wrong I beleive there could be a large homonid surviving in the woods but I think Patterson's is just weak evidence. I'd put more faith in the skunk ape over it, at least it shows primate characteristics.
>>39318260>Pretty sure everyone at some point has seen a human with a similar gait just walking around.Never. Find one. It's non-human. Gait recognition is used to ID people now, even if you can't do it.At least this explains to me why more people don't accept Sasquatch, I thought it was self-evident.
>>39318279That's a silly assumption to make.>Gait recognition is used to ID people now, even if you can't do it.Okay? well, I know they can't use it in criminal cases because it's unreliable and people can change their gait at any point if they choose to do so for whatever reason.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Missy_BeversCase related, Gait recognition fell apart because it was obsured by the perpatrator deliberately because they were in a heavy suit. Sounds familiar?With all these things, I think its not too much of a stretch that it's plausible it was a hoax, is it?
>>39318311Certainly, they can change their gait within the limits of the human skeleton. Sasquatch is outside that range.
Remember when this thread when the news of Bigfoot’s existence finally breaks
I laid the groundwork for the most convincing hoax yet years agoit's within several hours of outdoors videos on youtube and at a random point in a video nobody would ever sit through there is a clear several seconds of a bigfoot in the background, completely unnoticed by the hikers making the videoand one day someone will see it and notice it
>>39308206I would not be entirely surprised. Too many things in this world don't make sense, and too many lies have been told by authority figures. Nothing would surprise me about "reality" at this point anymore.
>>39318260>primate characteristics.Bigfoot is not a primate.
>>39308206I'll kick his bitch ass
>>39321717But who was phone?
Every time some amount of disclosure comes out about aliens/NHI’s, the conspiracy theorists dismiss it as a ‘distraction’. When is the government gonna release the Bigfoot evidence as a ‘distraction’?
>>39308206i don't know, who cares? okay wow some sasquatch is real okay cool i guess i'll continue my day as normal? what else am i supposed to do?
>>39309030>considering no pee or poop is ever left behindBigfoot is the thing that leaves the most shit behind out of all cryptids, the fuck are you on about
>>39317915>why would the FBI hide a hominid species?Why would Israel hide the fact Palestinians existed until the mid-60's?
>>39317915>>39308206Yeah I think there would have to be a compelling government reason to do so, like a scandal or fraud or an attack out in broad daylight recorded by too many people.
>>39308206I’d start looking for the S K U N K
>>39308970>>39308206Fuck, it not an edit why the fuck it has titswhat happen to muscular bigfoot
>>39323596Bigfoot always had massive double d’s? I don’t know what you larpers are trying to pull it was always a female.
>>39323615adding it to my timeline list
>>39323615I know right? It is the MOST distinctive part of the photo. I don’t remember the face being more distinct though, a lot better quality too. Face looked like a mixture of a gorilla and a Neanderthal, but with human eyes.
>>39308206I'll lightly blow magic smoke across the surface of a toddlers asshole.
>>39324172Would you lick it too?
>>39323596They're putting chemicals in the water to troon out Sasquatch.
>>39308206>Any plausible cryptid or ayyas proven real. Straight up on the tv news.>Go visit muh old ass skeptic dad>"Well, well, well... Who's a fuckin' dumb ass now, dad?
>>39309701I think the PGF is real but thinkerthunker is a conman and all his so called analysis is terrible.
The wildfires were being set to murder the big foots
>>39325158Consider the nature of his post, it could have been anything but was that. So, to answer your question: would he ever!
>>39318150That isn't how the encounter happened at all.
>>39308206I would be surprised. I'd also be curious what proof they offered.
>>39308970The PG film has always had boobs. Here are some drawings from Patterson's bigfoot book, published BEFORE the film was shot, that served as the model for the film.
>>39325593Who wore the costume?
>>39326788Those were real boobs on boobafoot. No costume necessary.
>>39318150Dem titties doe
>>39326844We must preserve a future for Earth's largest cupsize and tree-slinging alphas.
What stands out to me about Bigfoot's stride is its military superiority.Ever seen a muscular human walk? There's a reason soldiers are lean.Bigfoot's stride, with the mid-foot bed and the long arms swinging, brings tireless tonnage to bear on the battlefield.This is a form adapted to Earth's gravity (unlike ours), taller and yet hardier too.Our frame is made for Mars or similar light gravity; we get injured falling down here. Bigfoot doesn't.That's why when I saw the PG stabilized gait analysis, I knew Bigfoot was real. I understood I was looking at a literal furtank, the ultimate shamanic defender, a boulder-launching interdimensional artillery.I think others started to have a similar realization when they saw Bigfoot wield a tree like a polearm.Anyway...We must secure the existence of Earth's biggest booba, and a future for tree-slinging alphas!
>>39323520This is legitimately better evidence than Patterson-Gimlin.
>>39308206the news also report that nasa sent yet another probe to uranus and is going even deeper than before, but that doesn't make it the truth right?
>>39308206I will already know bigfoot is real but I will say fake and gay on 4chan.
>>39309030there are multiple samples bigfoot hair an cells in salivalab results....unknow species
I made a thread about this a couple of days ago but no one responded.https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/39279970/#39279970One of these beings appeared to me in a dream and told me the name of his race.
>>39330602You're the problem.
>>39330602based
>>39330044Checked and that's the goofy thing, so much footage has been coming out as more and more people have access to better and better cameras and everyone is still in denial.
I'm more interested in hearing more about sheepsquatch
