I want only your dankest memes, /x/.
how do they call crowd control in africa? negromancy
it's not a meme but...
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>>39321266There's a clear power-scale to these though>Can teleport up to 7 inches awayClearly the most powerful, especially when you put it together with jumping or playing any kind of sport. It wouldn't make you pro but 7 inches is easily enough to give you an edge in nearly any physical activity. 7 more inches of jump height is huge, especially with no lead-up.>Free gravel for lifeGravel is useful for a lot of things, this is pretty much an unlimited money hack.
>>39321349I mean, it never specifies how many times you can teleport. Why not teleport 100 times per second? That would get you around the world pretty quick. It's definitely the most OP ability listed here though.
>>39321266>grow second nose>inside the brain of other people>become master assassin
>>39321349>>393214537 inches will get you through most doors and walls for optimal stealing.
>>39321453Is that the imperial from early morrowind who turns out to be a skooma addict?
>>393212662,3, and possibly 7 are useful.
>>39320465LMAO>tfw I do both (well, digital keyboard, not full on synth)There is something to be said about the richness in sheer simplicity of the whistle though. Very ancestral feeling.
>>39321765Good old skooma enjoyer, Caius Casades.
>>39321765Morrowind was such a good game
>>39320455Pure solid uranium is perfectly safe to lick
>>39323084How about this little number?
>>39321765I think the implication was that he is deep undercover as a random crackhead living in a hovel on the outskirts of town. He is the regional leader of the Blades which is basically the Imperial Empire's version of the CIA. I don't think he is actually a Skooma addict, just a very believable cover story that wouldn't make anybody look twice at him or question him.
>>39321266Free gravel for life, easy
>>39321765That was my first thought too
>>39323815>it's a subscription service that delivers three pieces of gravel>one piece on M, W, F>delivered by chucking it at your head
>>39322249>>39321765>>39321453https://youtu.be/9QHa0Eeg5Xk
>>39321266control any toaster with my mind hook them up to the internet and become a psychic hacker
A few years ago some anon wrote free texts about a wizard that would go in the woods and trip balls and stuff. There was one he brought 2 college students with him. To this day they're the funniest shit I've ever read. Used to have them saved but lost them. Anyone remember??
>>39327256Autocorrect is a faggot nigger >Green textNot free text fuck
>>39321266I'll pick the teleportation pill. It has no defined limits on cooldown so it's effectively an infinite teleport.
>>39321349>Gravel is useful for a lot of things, this is pretty much an unlimited money hack.That's true too. The amount of /diy/ projects you could complete is practically on the scale of empire building at that point. It says for a lifetime so whatever you use for a lifetime is what you get. May as well be all of it.
>>39323815This. But I would need more specificity about the gravel. >Is it delivered by truck?>Do I have to poop it out? >Can I simply will gravel into existence? So many potential deal-breakers.
>>39327658How is pooping out gravel a deal breaker?
>>39327667It sounds very unpleasant to poop out rocks.
>>39327667Sharp edges probably. You'd need an industrial grade pooper to make the idea of shitting bricks okay.
>>39327658whatever it is you'd never have to work againjust sell gravel
>>39327690I was gonna say you'd have to work on moving it, but I guess you could just sell it at a discount if the purchaser moves it themselves. Lotta time on the toilet, though.
>>39327690But if I have to poop out the gravel a little bit at a time it's effectively useless and very painful. I can't take a pill that promises free gravel for life if I don't know how much and by what means.
>>39327710>But if I have to poop out the gravel a little bit at a time it's effectively useless and very painful.Magnesium citrate, shit basalt.
>>39327814that's the devil's tonic, me sawn. before I had my spine fused I was on morphine and fent patches. I got so constipated that i hadn't shit in almost 2 weeks. drank a bottle of MC and waited. it wasn't gravel, but it looked like sand. it looked like an ant hill that crested 2 inches above the water line and smelled like hell.
>>39327814That's not useful as gravel. It's water soluble!
>>39327861>it wasn't gravel, but it looked like sand. it looked like an ant hill that crested 2 inches above the water line and smelled like hellYep, sounds about right. When I used to be a medic and handed them that accursed bottle, I'd tell people to be really damn close to a toilet because if they didn't, they'd shit themselves. I made sure to emphasize that because people found out the hard way.Having tried it myself, it was 18 hours of pissing out of my butt when it wasn't just rancid shits. It's no joke that the body will attempt to flush out any excess magnesium with undue haste.>>39327863>That's not useful as gravel. It's water soluble!Basalt can be useful as concrete aggregate, mineral wool, and mineral fiber compounds.
>>39327949But even if I pooped nonstop for the rest of my life (which would be a fate worse than death) I still wouldn't be producing a lucrative amount of basalt.
>>39326500We need more revolutions
>>39327961Nothing ever changes
>>39327961>meme from today vs meme from todayI suppose I shouldnt be, but it still surprises me that people fall for this.
>>39327690Why do people keep thinking it says "Free gravel for life...in any quantity"?>You get free gravel for life>you get one piece of gravel a week, completely free
>>39328521Modern people are too cowardly for that. Nowadays it's all about peaceful protests.
>>39321266seeing only through empty containers is fucking amazing. I'd know there's something in a container if I can't see into it.
>>39327887incredibly gay and two-faced fraud
>>39321266>Can teleport up to 7 inches awayIt's like being The Flash with the ability to move through any object.
This one , (it's a part from bullet train movie)
>>39320556sick, fractured my shoulder a while back. thanks guy
>>39320481lol
>>39321266>free Gravel for life>sell Gravel
>>39329930/sci/, /lit/ and /his/ will "like" this one
>>39327932is that corona-chan?
>>39330809no it's monkeypox-mike
>>39330815kek
>hurrr mom die in sleep curse!not a paranormal meme faggot
>>39330809Ebola-chan actually
>>39329930MULTI-TRACK HAPPINESS
>>39327912All of them are within søyboy category thougheverbeit
i appreciate your efforts but she's still kicking
>>39327967I think aku aku redesign in the ps2 era is cool but it should have been other character, the original is still the best one.
You have the lowest IQ on the entire internet retarded fucking dipshit glowie spammer kys
>>39327887I can't help it, it's top one every time.Women speak to me 3 times a year if I am lucky.
>>39331526>accuses the glowies of low IQ>their tricks work every time even when everyone is aware of themWhat does that suggest?
>>39331552>tard up the thread with shits and farts>"the plan is working hurr hurr"
>>39327523This. If it said that it had a 10 hour cooldown or something like that it wouldn't be that useful. If there's no cooldown you can just teleport yourself infinitely and instantly. That is way better than the gravel by far
>>39320556Thank you Mr Skeltal!
>>39332212
>>39332591I hate jews, simple as.
>>39332591that escalated quickly.
>>39332591penetration feels good irregardles of whos doing it, more news at 11.
>>39330073
>>39329930my type of chaotic surreal humour.
>>39322169bach could have composed a whole 2 hour mess on the whistle using only 3 notes.
>>39330857u to have a grandma with a rich cutlery collection reserved for special occasions such as family gatherings?
>>39330156Got me, damn it. I love you mom!
>>39333557>and then like 5 more after thatOkay, don't love you that much mom.
>>39320495Where did you get this picture of me?
>>39321266Rolling
>>39334011your mom sent it to me. she is worried for your well being.
>>39320533Lmfao
>>39331007nice
>>39320465i always thought whistles were expensive, what the fuck>>39321266>>39321349>can speak an EXTINCT LANGUAGE>muh gravel and slightly faster movementyou guys are not olympic runners, you're never gonna need to teleport 7 inches in any situation, and if someone finds out about your gravel business you're fucked. dead language is coolest & BEST option, later faggots
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>>39321266roll
>>39334085wtf is that image lol
>>39336005
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>>39336016
>>39336022
>>39330156No
>>39330162Noo
>>39331467No
>>39331636Yes because you aren't reporting them.
>>39333396Sitting afterwards is a pain tho
>>39321266Roölin
Billionaire Who Bought Banana Duct-Taped To Wall For $6.2 Million Plans To Eat It
>>39323647Based Cypher
>>39336092>implying jannies use their position to make the website better
>>39335849>i always thought whistles were expensive, what the fuckDepends on thematerial and craftsmanship. Same as any other instrument. I have a very nice and beautiful wooden whistle that I got custom commissioned for $300. The difference in quality of sound and reliability is noghtnand day compared to an actual 'penny' whistle for $20.Plus I have a loow whistle, alsomade of wood that cost $1100. Worth every penny.
>>39338676Sounds familiar, almost like that exact sentence was muttered before in a different tongue
>>39332192>If it said that it had a 10 hour cooldown or something like that it wouldn't be that useful.A 10 hour cooldown is an emergency power. Use when necessary, but do not use frivolously.
>>39336005>wtf is that image lolFilm: The Thing
>>39330162Fuck you
>>39321266I think y'all are sleeping in toasters. You can just amass a lot of toasters and at a certain point, you'll have powers like the ones the main character of Big Hero 6 invents. Sure, it's not as good as pure telekinesis, but if you have enough of the object you can control around you, it's at least 80% as good.
>>39330809Yes. and pic related is corona-chan
>>39330809I mean that's Ebola-chan
>>39333396The word is “regardless” doofus.
>>393212661. Oysters been around for ages and probably have some good knowledge of the deep to share.
>>39323685Greetings, fellow Ultra-fag!
>>393212662 is blatantly overpowered and should be replaced with something else.
>>39339945>irregardlesIrregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] The word is mostly known for being controversial and often proscribed, and is often mentioned in discussions on prescriptive and descriptive lexicography.faggot
>>39335849>i always thought whistles were expensive, what the fuckin capitalism you can find any item for any price.
>>39330162Monkey ass bitch
>>39321460Hola joven argentino de nombre tipicamente argentino.
>>39320556Mr. Skeletal, you are alright.
>>39341817Hey dats literally me
>>39341821You're very pretty~! The kind of stunner that demands the attention of all mortals that lay eyes upon it!
>>39341839Yeah, i never asked for that part. I wanted to be a reclusive NEET but the pleiadians wouldn't leave me alone.
>>39320547lol
>>39321266ayyyyyyyy
>>39327887ayyyy lmaoooo
>>393212663 and 7. I'm robbing security deposit boxes.
>>39330156YouFucking Bastard
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>>39330156gud work faggot
>>39342811You have to be 18 to post here
thanks to the anon with the positive ones about being mindful and no fear living. thanks, saved.
>>39343213>>39342858
Great memes today lads
>>39336033this will never not make me chucklealso checked, the threes are unlike any other dubs
>>39330315>muh shekelsnever gonna make it
>>39321266You guys are sleeping on teleporting 7in.
>>39330156cunt
>>39330162nigger
>>39343256are your jimmies rustled?
>>39342422>Veggietales x NOPE (2022)
>>39327887>virgo>its the scorpio symbolFigures. Fucking faggot fraud
>>39330073May God heal and bless you!
>>39320475Extremely sad
>>39330156>>39330162>>39330167nigga FUCK YOU
>>39343247
>>39321266baesz
>>39340853regardless = without regardirregardless = not without regardirregardless = regardfulregards
>>39348312being a grammar nazi in damn near 2025 is honestly so fucking sad. some things never change.
>>39348368Make grammar nazi great again desu'brain rot' was the fucking word of the year this year. It used to be required to have no typos and decent grammar to get anything done on the internet. Let's do that again
>>39327912nice
>>39337682is that woman from star trek or friday the 13th
>>39348355I believe that means you get two toasters at once.
>>39321266Roll
>>39343967nah :D
>weallchosetocomehere.jpeg
>>39327887get you a girl who will ride or die with you through the Kali Yuga
>>39338021>implying you won't literally use any excuse imaginable to do as little work as possibleYeah.
>>39340853
>>39321266Rolllllllll
>>39349837Yes
>>39350104the fuck
>>39329930I need more retarded trolley memes
>>39330156>>39330162fku
>>39350125This shit is disturbing
>>39349985Unironically means without irony....That's not what literally means..
>>39350112>>39350120>>39350125i can't believe nicocado avocado actually stabbed his own neighbor woman to death on livestream, with a kitchen knife, and ate her alive.
