>it was us all along!El wasn’t some sky wizard. Dude (and maybe his waifu Asherah) was a futurefag who either time jumped or survived the last big cataclysm and washed up in the post Younger Dryas Levant.>uhh what is this retard spewwwwing?!He rolls up with future tech, medicine, and knowledge that makes the local caveman like survivors drop to their knee and suck his dick. Healing people who should be dead? Predicting sky bullshit? Building shit that looks like magic? Instantly a god. Locals start calling him El, the big daddy patriarch. He knocks up some locals (or adopts/elevates a crew), builds a based bloodline/family unit, and they all start getting treated like a literal divine council.Fast forward generations: the advanced family shit gets mythologized into the full Canaanite pantheon. Baal, Anat, Yam, etc. = El’s deified younglings and inner circle doing petty god shit. Yahweh starts as some southern storm LARPer who eventually eats El’s identity and goes full “no other gods before me, faggots” after the scribes do their editing.>okkkkkaaaayyyyyy?The warnings El dropped about the next cyclical apocalypse (plasma/solar/comet/nuke/whatever the fuck resets us every ~12k years in 2028) get turned into holy prophecy. What started as “hey retards, the sky is gonna burn” becomes Revelation end times fanfic and control mechanism.Over time it corrupts into the Abrahamic death cult we know today, jealous sky daddy demanding exclusive worship, blood rituals, apocalyptic obsession, the works. All because one (or two) future chads showed up with better toys and the monkey brains did what monkey brains do: worship, twist the message, and build a religion around it
>>42350505Interesting. You must be readibg some sort of records because it checks out
>>42350505We will get him his wife back dw
>>42350505Not from the future and not quite people, but you’re close. The sages were manmade ghosts (tulpas) created during the YD to serve as non-physical data storage mediums to preserve basic civic, social, and technological knowledge, and to transmit that data post-flood. Some Cainite priests decided that if they and their culture were going to be destroyed, the only way to preserve and relaunch it is through a non-physical transfer medium. Tulpas were engineered solely for that purpose, and charged with enough psychic energy (through ritual worship) to become independent and outlast the priests who built them. After the flood they emerged from the “sea,” aka the collective unconscious, and later dissolved back into it when their purpose was fulfilled.
>>42353122Interesting
>>42350505Navigating time is just like navigating the Stars.
