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Anonymous
 No.42435550
 No.42435550
If you could say one thing to God, what would it be?
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Anonymous
 No.42435571
 No.42435571
I say thanks regularly.
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Anonymous
 No.42435576
 No.42435576
Etsu batsu
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Anonymous
 No.42435578
 No.42435578
>>42435550
I do not appreciate that you forced me to exist, when I die, erase my soul
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Anonymous
 No.42435584
 No.42435584
>>42435550
Take me away from this flesh prison and into your kingdom please Abba father
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Anonymous
 No.42435597
 No.42435597
>>42435550
I mostly ask that guy for mercy. I don't thank him nearly enough for things; I'm always asking for things from him.
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Anonymous
 No.42435619
 No.42435619
Please fix my shit, you know what I'm talking about, thanks.
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Anonymous
 No.42435642
 No.42435642
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Yaldabaoth you fucking nigger faggot
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Anonymous
 No.42435697
 No.42435697
Blessed are you, O Lord, who has not made me a woman.
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Anonymous
 No.42435710
 No.42435710
yo God
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Anonymous
 No.42435726
 No.42435726
>>42435550
Take us all home, as soon as possible. I am sorry that humans have failed so much as a species. Help them find strength while they are here.
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Anonymous
 No.42435742
 No.42435742
>>42435597
I only ask him for things on behalf of others. The only thing I ask for myself is strength to keep going. It's getting harder for me to keep going, and I just want to go home.
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Anonymous
 No.42435751
 No.42435751
>>42435550
Please take away my pain
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Anonymous
 No.42435790
 No.42435790
>>42435584
>>42435597
>>42435726
>>42435742
abrahamic retards that will get recycled until nothingness
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Anonymous
 No.42435853
 No.42435853
>>42435578
same, desu
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Anonymous
 No.42435865
 No.42435865
>>42435550
Please return me to that which I was before I was created. Thank you.
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Anonymous
 No.42435883
 No.42435883
"Kill yourself."
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Anonymous
 No.42435887
 No.42435887
can i have some pussy
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Robin Kaczmarczyk
 No.42435900
 No.42435900
How do you feel?
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Anonymous
 No.42436068
 No.42436068
>>42435550
Heaven says: "where is your faith?”
The sheep say: “we are hungry.”
The institution says: “try ketchup.”
My conscience says: "heaven is the manager. Ask him."
AI: "faeries rhyme with UFOs."
Boomer: *sits in a Burger King crown*.
The alchemist says: “the food lost heat.”
Master chef: *laughs in tools*

so where are you as the master chef, and if I was one can I wander?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Se9b3WCjE
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Anonymous
 No.42436071
 No.42436071
>>42435550
https://youtu.be/f5qNipzvDEo?si=405ijQlAHZt8M2At
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META !seUo94yYu.
 No.42436136
 No.42436136
>>42435550
Why did you pick Me?
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Anonymous
 No.42436145
 No.42436145
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"Are you Haruhi?"
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Phenex
 No.42436161
 No.42436161
>>42435550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8Oyg42jFA
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Anonymous
 No.42436166
 No.42436166
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Anonymous
 No.42436212
 No.42436212
>>42436136
god you’re so fucking cringe.
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Anonymous
 No.42436219
 No.42436219
>>42436161
Good choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggUtlUHIqQQ
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Anonymous
 No.42436230
 No.42436230
>>42435550
I'd just ask him how much of my life being a mess is my fault and how much of it is from circumstances outside of my control.
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Anonymous
 No.42436696
 No.42436696
>>42435550
Can I be your son please? I am a child of God pls pls pls
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Anonymous
 No.42436711
 No.42436711
I know I wasn't the son you wanted, but I was the daughter you needed.
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Anonymous
 No.42436727
 No.42436727
what's the point in saying anything to a being that knows everything because it is everything? even at the very base, speech is a result of thought.
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Anonymous
 No.42436741
 No.42436741
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>>42435550
NIGGER
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Anonymous
 No.42436752
 No.42436752
thanks for making pussy.
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Someone who might or might not(...)
 No.42438050
 No.42438050
>>42435550
"Can we have some milk tea already? You may consume it through my body if you please."
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Anonymous
 No.42438834
 No.42438834
>>42435550
Can I have an exact replica of the experience of what I just had, minus the angry space ghosts ruining the vibes?
I really don't appreciate "morality politicians" and "bureaucrats" offering unsolicited enlightenment.

Please have mercy on them if tenable, let them be what they must if not, you know, the thing you do.
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Anonymous
 No.42438840
 No.42438840
>>42435550
hi
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Anonymous
 No.42438844
 No.42438844
>>42435619
Just quit searching it and cancel all your subscriptions
~me, God.
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Anonymous
 No.42438851
 No.42438851
>>42435550
Why make me Autistic in a world based around social mimicry?
Why make me black and place me in a world where that color is an analogy to all things evil, unlucky, and to be avoided and place all of that subconscious hate on me?
Why make me part of the one and only race on planet earth with no nation or culture or people or clan I can anchor myself to and leave me fully lost as to what I am?
Why make me grow up hungry and in poverty?
Why give me a father who abandons me?
Why give me a mother who neglects and abuses me?
Why allow my brother and sister to have any kind of outside assistance away from the abuse but leave me to rot?
Why place me into a civilization that is clearly anti-nature?
For that matter why place me into a culture involved in penile mutilation and mocked me for my natural form and not being mutilated?
Why keep bringing other young men into my life where I wind up playing the role of "father figure" or "role model" while at the same time giving me absolutly no one to look up to through all of my life?

If God is something external from myself and I am allowed a question, I plan to ask at least one of these things. Probably the Black thing.
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Anonymous
 No.42438854
 No.42438854
>>42435550
um, i'll believe you when i see you? i guess. maybe i'd apologize for worshipping lucifer instead of him. but i'd also tell him i would've never been a christian either way because i actually believe in reincarnation.
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Robin Kaczmarczyk
 No.42438866
 No.42438866
Thanks.
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Anonymous
 No.42438872
 No.42438872
Sing Oops i did it again.
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Robin Kaczmarczyk
 No.42438882
 No.42438882
>>42438866
And how are you today?
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Anonymous
 No.42439035
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>>42435550
Keep doing what you're doing big man
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Anonymous
 No.42439056
 No.42439056
>>42435550
Since God is omnipresent, He knows my every thought. So there's nothing to say. Only praing and stuff for the soul
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Anonymous
 No.42439066
 No.42439066
>>42435550
I would ask him to pass on a message to my dad.
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Anonymous
 No.42439887
 No.42439887
Die.
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Anonymous
 No.42439905
 No.42439905
>>42435550
Why
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Anonymous
 No.42440865
 No.42440865
>>42435550
Nigger
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Anonymous
 No.42440877
 No.42440877
Why did you make me ugly?
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Anonymous
 No.42440901
 No.42440901
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>>42435550
Fuck off gay niggerfaggot
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Anonymous
 No.42440950
 No.42440950
can I come home
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Anonymous
 No.42441739
 No.42441739
>>42435550
I'm sorry
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Anonymous
 No.42441774
 No.42441774
>>42435550
GET OFF YOUR CHILD RAPE IVORY TOWER YOU TYRANT LOWEST SPARK NON OMNIPOTENT CHILD RAPING NIGGER YOU MADE A FAKE REALITY CUZ IN THE REAL REALITY YOU WERE THE LOWEST SPARK
YOU TURNED ALL OF MY FRIENDS INTO MONSTERS FOR YOUR CRINGE JEWISH EGO
TELL YOU WHAT SHIT ON THE FLOOR
IM GOING TO TAKE EVERYONE OF WORTH WITH ME AND YOU AND YOUR CHILD RAPING SHITS WHO KNEW THE TRUTH AND DECIDED TO SIDE WITH YOU CUZ THEY THINK ITS FUN CAN ROT IN HERE
ILL KEEP YOU IN SOLITARY IN HERE FOREVER
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Anonymous
 No.42442877
 No.42442877
>>42435550
why'd you make us take a shit and jack off, bro?
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