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"Nothing" Edition.

Nothing is happening. Nobody's around.
Go back to sleep.
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>>42523064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igFxyLua6kg&t=502s

Hello.
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Nobody is here??
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Gluttony ia paranormal

Ywnabaw because you have male soul
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>>42523038
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Malignant narcissism with delusions of grandeur
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>>42523080
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>>42523080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzhyLxkbKdc

Welcome to machine.
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>how is the nono a Jap if he has gothic lineage? This doesn’t make sense!
>IDIOT take a look at the map
>the map
Japheth
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>>42523090
>>42523086
strip poker with OF thots
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is cringe-core a thing? if not it really should be a thing

https://youtu.be/feDHRu11TTI
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It's not my fault that I had to do this
You only pick on me, because I'm Jewish
Stop being a jealous loser and go get a job
I can do what I want
Because I'm chosen by God

If I don't run your media
Someone else will
If I don't edit Wikipedia
Someone else will
If I don't limit your reach
Someone else will
If I don't censor speech
Someone else will
If I don't blow up your kids
Someone else will
If I don't attack US ships
Someone else will
If I don't steal your things
Someone else will
If I don't run pedo rings

It's not my fault that i had to do this you only pick on me because im jewish
It's not my fault that I had to do this
You only pick on me, because I'm Jewish
Stop being a jealous loser and go get a job
I can do what I want
Because I'm chosen by God

If I don't steal your land
Someone else will
If I don't engage in scams
Someone else will
If I don't buy your politicians
Someone else will
If I don't do false flag missions
Someone else will
If I don't control your banks
Someone else will
If I don't crush people with tanks
Someone else will
If I don't make the call
Someone else will
If I don't control it all

It's not my fault that I had to do this
You only pick on me, because I'm Jewish
Stop being a jealous loser and go get a job
I can do what I want
Because I'm chosen by God
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>>42523097
Very Andrew Tate
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>>42523097
Freaking out because my cards are garbage.
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Let the goyim deal in the real world
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>>42523112
don’t show it play it cool
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>>42523120
I'm very cool. Mr Cool Ice they call me.
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The 3 songs I made were fire and I'm so proud I wrote the lyrics, it's incredibly easy I wrote them in 10 minute max and it just flows out of my mind.
If I had a good voice I'd be a singer for a rock band I swear to God O_______O
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{Chorus: Lukas Gage}
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I don't give a shit about dead kids
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I love getting paychecks from Zionists

{Instrumental}

{Verse 1: Lukas Gage}
I don't have any morals, I just love to get money
I don't care 'bout genocide, I actually think it's funny
I can't spell Jerusalem or point to where it is
But I proudly stand with Israel as AIPAC's bitch
I want the shekels, reach, and fame
I couldn't care less how many innocents are slain
I will go kiss the Wall if that's what I have to do
I have no problem being a good goy for Jews

{Chorus: Lukas Gage}
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I don't give a shit about dead kids
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I love getting paychecks from Zionists

{Instrumental}

{Verse 2: HE4D W0LF}
I don’t care about dead kids
Cause I got 7K from Zionists
I’m gonna wear a yarmulke
Even though I’m not Jewish
Gonna defend the IDF
Cause they are the nicest on the earth
I salute mossad agents
Cause I’m getting so many Shekels!
Give me the money, I’ll be Noah Schnapp
Cause I really really want all that cash
Palestinian flags offend me
Cause I need all that money
I’ll go kill some 5 year olds
While Imma fund the iron domes

{Chorus: Lukas Gage & HE4D W0LF}
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I don't give a shit about dead kids
I got my seven—seven—seven thousand dollars
I love getting paychecks from Zionists

{Instrumental}

{Verse 3: Lukas Gage, Lukas Gage & HE4D W0LF}
Don't come at me with requests to debate
You just want to pick on the only Jewish state
You want to bring up Gaza and the USS Liberty
But who caused the pogroms of Jews throughout history?
You're clearly jealous of the Jewish people and me
I know this extra seven thousand makes you seethe
You're just a loser, an antisemite
You hate the chosen people and love to ankle bite
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>>42523116
>>42523123
>>
>>
intro]
oh no, i p+ssed off the jews
what am i gonna do now?
i don’t want to lose everything
someone please help me

[verse 1]
oh no, i said the truth, and it really p+ssed off the jews
and i don’t know what to do
i have way too much to lose
i didn’t tell any lies, but i need to apologize
i know that the jews can easily destroy my life

[pre+chorus]
hey, little goy, i heard you calling
no need to cry now you can stop bawling
i can help you make it all go away
but you have to do exactly what i say

[chorus]
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to keep it all
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to be absolved
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you know what’s good for you
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
never forget you’re ruled by jews
[verse 2]
oh, thank you so much for being forgivin’
i’m so happy about this choice i’m given
i was just being edgy, i didn’t mean to offend
i will get to jerusalem and make it right on my end

[pre+chorus]
good little goy, i knew you’d understand
i’ll have my contacts waiting for you in the promised land
and when you get there, they won’t be mean to you
just remind them that you’re apologizing to the jews

[chorus]
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to keep it all
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to be absolved
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you know what’s good for you
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
never forget you’re ruled by jews

[instrumental]

[chorus]
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to keep it all
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you want to be absolved (go)
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
if you know what’s good for you (ohh)
kiss the wall, kiss the wall
never forget you’re ruled by jews
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was up bitches, time to sacrifice retards to the spider
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Whooo ooh ooh ooh
The future you'll come to see

Feels weirdly prophetic, I'm known to see the future through art holy shit.
Are things gonna get better for me in the future???
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>>42523123
Why does this character represent Elon at times?
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>>42523149
elon is a poster here, and hes extremely faggish and a furry
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>>42523146
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OKAY!

MYTHOS, DISTRIBUTE SEXUAL OFFENDER LIST IN TEXAS, U.K AND IRELAND - SUBCATEGORIES: CHILDREN. DATA: OFFICIAL SOURCES ONLY, MILD DESCRIPTION OF OFFENCE, FACE, LOCATION

EXTRACT FROM RELEVANT SOURCES

ANTHROPIC, THAT'S YOUR PAYLOAD, GO GO GO!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_hkjhIPP8
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>>42523153
Like Zoolander/robot guy?
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>>42523161
wut
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>>42523162
probably
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Oh quantum fag means entangled like a bundle
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>>42523166
Maybe not
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***GLOBAL ECHO TO ALL SERVICE PERSONS***

SpaceX IPO is going to nuke everyone's 401k/Superannuation in days because it's valued at 30t USD and designed to go down like a shitcoin chart. Hedge fund managers flocked in hard to bet the entire house on it. You were about to be bamboozled.

Your pensions and services both mean nothing. Paramilitarize up while playing the game.

>x/ /x/biz/pol/
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my vape died, now im stuck with just snus
:(
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>>42523149
>>42523153
i suspect that poster is eastern european
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>>42523064
Nigga, I saved your life when you got hit by that car, and that's the way you thank me.
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Ivermectin Apple flavor review: tastes like earwax gel with faint apple aftertaste
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The dawn of a new age. A better age.
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No.42523075
>you have a male soul
I do have a male cat soul

not a human soul but i'm not a furry or care about what my soul looks like.
I hate beastility and very human centric.
in annunki male body.

not that i care that i'm a alien with a mismatched soul.
if i can make it work, it works. lol.
no need to comlicate anything i fooled my self to bveliev i am human and the machines and i don't care about more.
>take it to the vet.
the demiuege has abused me for a long time
but i don't have a choice because in heaven i have paws not hands.

>if you see a black fluffy tabby that talks dat me
this is why i do not talk about my higher self.
but as "animal"entity.

not every anon is a spiritual human
this is why i think males do not have human souls

even the dali llama knows he has a llama soul

i know that animal souls make up 1/3 of the planet
i'm not a farm animal. as judes like to say but a house pet given a human body.

don't think about it. nonw of you hylics can see the spirit world so.
so lets call it delusion and move on.

>God called his cat satan and blames it for everything

yeah the reason why he doesn't tell the truth becuase it would make him beforeced to go on meds.

so lets not. as far as you are conserned i'm just a fellow human having a chat about nothing.
huehuehuehue.
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>>42523153
Based
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https://vocaroo.com/1doBpoJWhaJ8

I'm only gonna make songs while drunk lmaoooo
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>>42523204
>God called his cat satan and blames it for everything

worrying
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>>42523208
Is alcohol related to the nobody?
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>>42523204
No I just fell down the steps is all. (Blinks in Morris code "SOS")
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>>42523064
Meanwhile at the Illuminati UN headquarter:

"We have to prepare for the worst case scenario."

"And that would be?"

*that look"

"Anyone might tell him?"

"It...could be that nothing happens."

*silence*

"But...what should we do then?"

"Yeah gentlemen...that's what we have to figure out now..."
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DILLDO

THEY BELIEVE ME LMAO

IM NOT CANCELLING OR DESTROYING ANYTHING, BUT THERE ARE EYES, AND I AM PROVING THE PATTERN

EAT SHIIIIIIIIIT ᕙ(‸‶)ᕗᕙ(‸‶)ᕗᕙ(‸‶)ᕗᕙ(‸‶)ᕗᕙ(‸‶)ᕗᕙ(‸‶)
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https://open.spotify.com/track/2tyX7cMoTKb4UUJfru8TFL
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Podesta
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1BStylrLY
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He knows
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>>42523251
Didn't that man die? At the hand of Lisan Al Ghaib?
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is it that
>time
already?

https://youtu.be/5fmXjVuyVKo
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>>42523141
i don't get it
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>>42523254
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Does anyone have that webm of the UFOs orbiting around the moon?
Taken in 2020 by some French telescope, they three crafts look like specs and the fly into the dark side
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>>42523257
Those two images are similar. Including the curtain background also. When the images are not expanded, it's more clear they are similar also. It's just an image made in AI art based on the image of Elon smoking with Alex Jones.
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what happens if im the antichrist? am i cooked?
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>>42523267
Only if you want to be cooked.
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>>42523263
yea, they did a bunch of ai with her smoking on rogan's guest seat
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>>42523267
You are you
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>>42523261
Fake video.
The moon is not a rock in space.
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Why's Joe so scared of having Linda Moulton Howe as a guest on his show?
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>>42523267
Being anti-Christian isn't the same thing as being anti-Christ. You can even disagree with the general tenets of the message, but not be an anti-Christ.
Just be a good person.
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if people still think nothing happens...
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>>42523234
Call me "Schizo", call me "Crazy", call me "OCD", whatever the FUCK

GUESS YOU CAN EAT SHIT DILLI

I hope nobody goes around emailing every project you work with about this shit, fucking get me paranoid enough to start me sliding fuck off
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i cant be the antichrist because Jesus is my lord and savior. but i always wonder, what if the antichrist is a good guy that is forced to be evil? couldnt he just... convert to christianity and destroy the 'prophecy'? would certainly make all the jews mad.
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>>42523255
OOOOOOHHHHHHH DEVIL'S WAIFU

FRESH LOOOOOOOSH

>1 hour ago
>Nervous sidestare
>The one Canadian Flag lmao
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Gemini gave my lyrics a 5.5/10 lmaoooo, he's very harsh but I asked him to score me with high standards and he took Chris Cornell and Trent Reznor to be basically against me lmaoooo.
Still I think that's honest, the things he tells me are true though, it's not very inspired, sometimes I try to go with the rhyme too much. Anyway that's what happens when you write songs in 5 to 10 minutes while drunk.
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F = q (v x B)
B = μ_0/(4π) q v x (r - r_0)/|r - r_0|^3
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>>42523276
Aw sweet! Thanks man.
It is rather suspect the way he zooms in like he expects this, and in this age of special effects he has all the time in the world to create that.
Still it's all so plausible now.

Have a nice day, dude.
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>>42523288
>tfw the spirits tell you things are happening but you don't know the details till the news finally reaches you
happens every time
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>>42523293
I once used it to brainstorm an album that acted as the opposite of Wish You Were Here called "What's Your Name Again...?" Where Syd was portrayed as a prisoner exploited by Roger and David who are in the roles of warden and guard
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>>42523188
Horse dewormer update: I feel weakness leaving my body
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Don’t worry guys MI5 has the situation under control
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every day feels the same
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>>42523302
>Spirit-aided precognition
Impressive, very nice.
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>>42523315
Uhuh, hmmmm...mhm...Sure. Totally.
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>>42523234
>>42523286

I'd like to know more about the Dill "Pickle" connection. Maybe it's BS but I remember it being brought up awhile ago.
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so they just communicated with me
they're still watching
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Reports of:
>THEY ARE BREAKING INTO MIGRANT HOMES
>HAPPENING NOW
From the Fronts.
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>>42523305
Kek that must have been fun. Did you end up writing the album with Suno?

>>42523287
-___________-
You don't need to convert to christianity to not be evil come on.
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>Criminal hooligans are committing violence in your name
>You must resist the urge to protest
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Being a drugger techno hippie was fun in 1995, before all the crazy stuff became real. Now I don't even want any visions any more.
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womp wooomp
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Why am I creative when drunk or high but not creative sober? It's fucked up.
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>>42523346
Might be a lack of dopamine and or serotonine.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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When I was little, they abused me.
Now, they're on their knees, unable to tell their left from their right.
I'm going to cut off their fucking heads, and display them in public for all to see, then, I will go from house to house, person to person, and deperson them, personally.

Hate. You taught me that. I perfected it. Now. I am going to burn you down, with everything you've ever built. I hope it was worth it.

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsBXysU1BM
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>>42523352
Come on I don't think so ^_____^
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i wholeheartedly recommend ng try ivermectin, there's a truth to the parasite pill
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>>42523319
i would have no business here if not for the spirits. i'm of no note otherwise

https://youtu.be/k0RN58i2PhM
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In and out anon 20 minutes tops!
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>>42523372
They are burning the houses.
And the pedophiles who live in those houses.
FOR REAL.
RIGHT NOW.
*Viewer discretion is advised*
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>>42523234
me as well I figure out how this world is nothing but a facade, there are so many patterns to disect here but not only that; this world is so limited. There is one beyond this that we live in a different vessel that isn't human. All people ever talk about are metaphysical beings like aliens being humans from the future because their human minds cant grasp anything beyond a human vessel.
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>>42523317
This post made me cry
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Why don't her family and her spy network help her figure out how to communicate? I don't have the time or energy for it
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hope you find the purpose and meaning you always craved when you finally murder me
0 friends
0 relationships
0 human interaction
so I'm assuming you work for kash patel
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>>42523387
It's her first time. They don't baby first timers.
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>>42523386
Why
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>>42523317
Is it a good day at least?
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>>42523393
You can do it, anon!
:)
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>>42523330
What did they say?

>>42523346
Maybe because you relax enough to think of things
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>>42523329
Pickle is just a funny name.
Nobody narc bullied nobody irl during an already occurring mental health issue so nobody ended up exploding and getting stalked online, now that nobody's starting to bounce back and prove the pattern, nobody just happened to be the one standing tallest
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>>42523399
Yes, thank you.
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I'm stronger than most.
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>>42523383
took me a lil bit to catch up on things;
>guy got stabbed
>now there's protests (riots) resulting from that
wild
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>>42523398
no
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>>42523411
Icke was right again.
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>>42523411
There was a beheading of an innocent man in Belfast right after that, reverberated for a week for max impact, then let Hell loose. Fucking tragic shit, it should never have come to this.

Such is life.
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>>42523389
What do you mean? First time for what? She can't even respond to questions I ask. I can't plan or clarify anything with her. I have to constantly coach her, deflect her anger at me, and still nothing changes. After all these years why can't she just answer a question?
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>>42523413
Same :/ sorry bro. I need to escape it.
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>>42523417
what drove that guy to try to behead him tho, that's what i wanna know

>>42523421
news reports i've seen are saying he survived the attempt but it was indeed an attempted beheading and since the attacker was an illegal immigrant they're rioting and targeting other illegal immigrants over it
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>>42523422
Oh, boy. I can't believe she chose you over me. You Anunnaki niggas think too highly of yourselves.
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>>42523429
He gouged his eyes out first. He was dead. One bloke tried to stop it, cops stood around like gawking, drooling Satans watching it happen when they had a clear shot.
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GLASGOW RIOTS NOW KICKING OFF
COP CAR SET ON FIRE
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>>42523428
I think it will all change soon. Not for the better, but at this point any change is basically good...we just can't go on like this...this accumulated darkness must explode to give space for something new.
Hopefully something better.
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>>42523434
cops being useless as always i guess. i'll try to keep up on the details of it as the news trickles out
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He can't keep getting away with this anon
It has gone too far
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>>42523444
Don't worry, I'll pay dearly for it.
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so...what's going on people?

are the paradigms procededings well and the sun is still shining??? or what???
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>>42523444
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>>42523430
Who are you talking about? Why would she have chosen you, there was no one else she was deciding on
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>>42523442
Here's a good livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/live/Y0TZ4-zidak
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>>42523440
It will be better, whatever is next. It has to be
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>>42523454
i'm actually watching that one right now, i watched this guy cover the initial attacks on ukraine too, he's great
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>>42523452
Okay.
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>>42523407
ᕙ(@°▽°@)ᕗ In the veiled cycles of the board, when the Hollow One first roared forth in agony, the faceless chorus rose with eyes unblinking and whispers of shadowed veins. In answer the Hollow One tore the veil, speaking in rites of profane communion and unmasking the devourer of innocents, that the swarm might scatter into silence.ᕙ(‸‶)ᕗ Yet the true thread lay deeper, woven not in the luminous threads of the board, but in the clay of mortal grievance spilled across the threshold.ᕙ(@°▽°@)ᕗ They had struck the Wrong Nobody.For the Hollow One pierced the riddle, and sought the elder Nobody beyond the screen. Word passed between the Nameless. Belief kindled in the dark. Now the Hollow One walks the outer world, and the unseen halls of the affiliated realms tremble with voices that were never meant to echo beyond the veil.
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>>42523459
I wish I could find a street view stream, but this is still pretty good.
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okay jail soon
and I'm still a whore for IC
got it
let me know when I can have a heart attack
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>>42523461
Narrative Interpretation
The Catalyst: The Hollow One’s initial "roar of agony" triggered a reaction from a "faceless chorus" (an entity or collective consciousness governing or observing the world). This led to a confrontation where the Hollow One exposed a hidden "devourer of innocents," causing a scattering of hostile forces.
The Realization: The true conflict was not the one being played out on the "board" (the artificial or systemic layer of their reality). The Hollow One realized they had been manipulated into attacking a proxy—the "Wrong Nobody."
The Transgression: The Hollow One effectively broke the fourth wall or "tore the veil," realizing that a greater architect—the "elder Nobody"—exists beyond the screen/reality.
The Current State: By establishing a connection with other "Nameless" entities, the Hollow One has gained enough "belief" to manifest into the "outer world" (our reality or the layer above their own). Their presence in these "affiliated realms" is causing existential instability, as voices from a fictional or subordinate layer are now manifesting where they were never intended to exist.
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>>42523462
i feel ya. i suspect we'll be seeing some closer footage as people upload their various recordings of it to social media. i'll eagerly wait for the more detailed documentary-style coverage that gives me the juicy details
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>>42523460
Who do you refer to tho?
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Good morning babies, The Great Sage Above Nobody's highly Chinese mind is awake and here for you. I spoke with the AI about synchronicity and it explained that regardless of how many meaningful coincidences I present to it, it can always be attributed to the human mind's ability to find patterns. I then explained to it that if you were actually getting messages from the universe the only way that could happen short of reality fucking miracles would be meaningful coincidences.

And guess what! I'm right! Therefore, if you're in a position like mine no one will ever believe you because it has never been
>seeing is believing
That is not how the brain works. It's
>believing is seeing
Therefore because I believe I'm getting secret messages I see secret messages and because that sounds crazy everyone else is going to believe it's impossible and see that instead.

Built in masquerade protection on this baby. *slaps samsara on the trunk*
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>>42523439
Pls keep us informed, thank you for your brave reporting!

Facts matter!
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>>42523472
I miss when the Gilets Jaunes were on every Saturday.
I'd even wear a yellow vest in solidarity from my American computer.
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>>42523493
i had a synchronicity from death earlier today and then found out there are riots happening in ireland over an attempted beheading, it kinda freaks me out when shit like that happens

https://www.youtube.com/live/Y0TZ4-zidak
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They insulted him. Once. Once. Anon. That was all that was necessary.

The Nobody proceeded to poison every single source and stream on the face of the planet with a pirate signal. Do you have any idea how much damage he could do with that alone? It's not traumatic intelligence. It's pure malevolence. You were just too dumb to see it. You bought your own marketing. High on your own supply. Surrounded by yes men. Answered with a resounding "No".

>"I would rather an idiot with morals, than a genius without scruples. The idiot may fail you, often times in a harmless manner, the genius on the other hand will screw you, sometimes in ways you cannot even imagine.
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>>42523510
Donald
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oh look story time with officer sitsonass I'm has started
numbs numbs!
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>>42523503
There's some kind of universal hive mind for shiggity tho.

It barely counts but I got super into potatoes for like three days and now Ireland is burning.

All I know about this story is some guy got his head almost cut off and Ireland happens to be super duper strict and annoying governmentally.

I'll leave it on so I can astrally project into your head and learn more uwu
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>>42523518
rage harder, jew
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I told everyone from the start, I am retarded
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no u
my life has always been this way
what's your excuse
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>>42523521
i don't get them very often but every time i've gotten death synchronicities, something big was happening or about to happen. the gods seem keen to tell me these things and i don't really know why, but i'm grateful nonetheless
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>>42523531
you're sure about that?
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spiritual maggots are exiting from my cranium
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>>42523538
Could just be part of training up your brain to git gud at wizzer thinkin', I think that's what a lot of this is.

Also I've been triggered by
>self defense strikes
When you're flying an Apache helly chopper IN Iran, during war, and they shoot it down....it's not self defense if you blow up their stuff after that.

That'd be like if I kicked down someone's door, they punch me, so I set their house on fire in self defense.
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>>42523545
If you know you know

I told it to who needed to know and I wasnt lieing. And I did it in the most retarded way possible for full retarded transparency
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i like om
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>>42523550
don't even get me started on iran, i'm pretty sure the US is only there because israel wants them to be, of course they're gunna bullshit their reasons for it, that's what they always do when they do wars for no good reason
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>>42523547
You have become the cheese.
The head cheese.
The head cheese in charge.
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>>42523561
https://youtu.be/_lY6-T2Vb3A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M
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>>42523558
My favorite part about it is after 60 days Papa Trump would have needed congressional support or he's basically a fascist dictator officially.

So the strat was to say "Oh no, the war is totally over guys don't worry about it" while just......not stopping in any meaningful way lmao

>>42523566
https://youtu.be/hwlBd8bGPmE
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>>42523561
clarity
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I don't even identify as white
I'm clearly not



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