Thread for Stardew Valley
Thought this game was basically dead, guess not...
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>>2813338>>2813337That's /cm/ material...
Remember that drawfag that basically kept drawing Stardew Valley content for us?
>>2813336>samples
>>2813345I really miss him, I dont think all of his work was even saved on paheal sadly
>>2813338even if this pic is not porn, I absolutely love itI have a thing for buff sweaty guys
>>2813488I saved most of them except the one with the black dad
>>2813316Have the uncensored version?
>>2813691Source??
>>2813323At this moment it's the 33rd most played Steam game.
>>2813323There is another big update coming up, hopefully it contains more post-marriage scenes as well.It was really hard for me to choose between Alex, Sebastian, Sam and Shane.
>>2813774Personally I wish they would allow you to nab more than one for yourself. Alex, Sam, and Sebastian should all be mine. Why make me choose between them?
So how big do you think the bachelor's dicks are and what do you think they would be into to? Top/Verse/Btm? Cut/Uncut?
>>2814256Alex: 8in cut Top/Verse , you gotta fight him for top if you want his ass. Harvey: 6in cut Seems pretty vanilla. Seb : 6in cut on the thin sideMost likely into bondage. Probably leans toward bottom.Sam: 6 in cut on the thick sideMostly into frotting. Probably weird about anal. Thinks he's a top cause he's never bottomed before.Elliot : 7in cutProbably really passionate and into food play. Seems verse but prefers to top. Shane
>>2814257>all cuthow boring
>>2814257Amusing, but don't bother with shane if you're just going to peddle some cut-only fetish.
>>2813774Another update?1.5 has been out since last month if you're talking about that update...
>>2814256Alex-8 inches, pretty thick.Cut, a little shy about it because he thinks it's rare.Assumed he would be a top until he bottomed once.Likes having his pecs played with and doing a strip tease for his partner to show off his body.Prefers gentle sex where he can kiss and make eye contact because he gets emotional. Elliott-7 inches, small head.Uncut, has loads of foreskin, likes docking though so it's a bonus.Verse, he wants his partner to feel good so he will switch based on their preference. Likes having his foreskin played with and playing with his partner's if they have one.Wants you to pull his hair.Harvey-5.5 inches, giant mushroom head.Uncut, restored and he couldn't be more pleased with it.Into dom/sub play but keeps changing his mind on if he wants to be the dom or the sub. Doesn't like jokes about moustache rides.Sam-6.5 inches.Cut, got his foreskin caught in his zipper when he was 12, loves asking people if they want to see the scar from his accident as an excuse to show them his dick.Top, loves sucking cock though.Likes his partner to have a hairy chest and cock because he can't grow body hair but is turned on by it. An exhibitionist.Sebastian-9.5 inches, thicker at the base than tip, looks like a rocket.CutVerse, but he's either a power bottom or power top.Has barbells all the way down the underside of his cock.Likes to be blindfolded during sex.Major praise kink.Shane-5 inches, as thick as a soda can.UncutPrefers to bottom.A surprisingly attentive lover for someone who seems like a wreck.Very vanilla.Has whiskey dick unfortunately.
>>2814457What, it isn't out yet.
I always end up with Sam or Shane or Harvey.
>>28144961.5 has been out, 1.6 is not out
>>2814256Alex - 7 in cutProclaims himself as a "Top" but he secretly enjoys being a bottom. but won't admit it. He loves riding a guy's face with his ass while going doing on someone. Tends to do missionary a lot and needs to kiss constantly to keep his boner. Can't really do kinks with him since he's vanilla af. Spanking and bondage will most likely trigger him. Dirty talk is fine in small amounts. Loves bareback. Decent at oral.Elliot - 9in uncutVerse and passionate. He's all about pleasing his partner. Can get a bit carried away with romantic gestures. Pull his hair while you fuck him. Once in a blue moon he will get very dominant and expects you to take in all nine inches. He tends to shoot huge loads and prefers to shoot it on his partner rather than in. Power bottom when drunk. Harvey 6.5 uncutProbably into watersports, outdoor fun, medical stuff, and bondage.He's sweet on the outside, but kinky as fuck in the inside. Always does a prostate exam for his annual physical exams. Will ask for a sperm sample if he notices a guy getting hard. He basically milks the guy while fingering them. Slowly condition some guys for anal in the future. Has collected from Shane , Clint , Willy, and Alex so far. Shane has an upcoming appointment for anal.Sam - 6in cut on the thin sideTop/Verse likes foreplay and getting rimmed. Cam fun turns him on hard.Not really kinky. Has done outdoors a few times when he or his fwb can't host. Sebastian - 10in cutWishes his dick was a normal size. Hasn't topped anyone yet with it since Sam is afraid to bottom for it so he's only bottomed so far. Can get behind bondage and group fun.Shane 6in cut pretty thickMore of an oral guy since he loves the taste of cum. Btm/Verse and tastes like alcohol. Can get into blindfolds and bondage. He's usually the one behind the glory hole at the bar. He's sucked off Clint, Kent, Sam and Sebastian so far.
>>2814399Can someone translate this please?
>>2814491>>2814723These are so great. Surprising amount of detail.
>>2813237>>2813238Awesome! Who's the artist?
>>2814937I think thats bootyelectric?
>>2814926love this art
>>2814401same i think only alex should be cut
>>2813720khanosera twitter
>>2813774Polygamy mod?
>>2814256Alex, 5 inch, cut - shower not a growerVanilla, Nervous about anything beyond the most basic but he can be encouraged to do anything. Thinks he's a top, but he'd rather bottom.Seb, 9 inches cutVers. Wants to explore and be creative. Will try anything once. Sam 8 inches uncut.grower, Likes that no one expects it from him.. Exhibitionist, already has posted videos of him jerking off online. Power BottomShane 7 in, uncut, but looks smaller cause of the flab. Top, but not creative. He fucks to get off, nothing else.Elliot, 6 inches cut. Bottom, doesn't know what to do. Tries to talk dirty but it makes porn talk sound good.Harvey, 6.5 inches, cut. Verse, but anti-anal (not doctor recommended). Good on communicating and figuring out what his partner wants.
>>2814589Someone has their numbers mixed up
>>2814256Alex: 7-8in cutTop(mostly or probably) Harvey: 6in but has good girth. UncutBottom/VerseSeb: 7in uncut, pretty thin since he has the skinny white guy deal going on. Probably likes cosplay / roleplay with bondage. Sam: 6.5in cut, he probably just likes blowjobs and face fucking, he seems like that kind of guy desu Elliott: 7in uncut, girthier towards the base. He seems to be really into dirty talk and probably edging. I mean, the dude is an author and a hopeless romantic. Is a top, but if he's filling like it, probably might bottom for the farmer. Shane: tiny dick, all that joja, pizza and beer took his dick size lol. Probably 5in cut. Dude probably likes getting a little rough in bed. He's most likely a bottom-in-denial
>>2814257>>2814723>All above averageBoring and porn-y. Harvey and Shane are definitely below 5".>>2816050>tiny dick>5in5" is just below average. Tiny is sub-4".
Shame one really draws Stardew , and if they do it's hidden behind a paywall.
It's incredible how much love Alex gets while we, Sebastian lovers get almost nothingI still love Alex tho
>>2816140I sorta wish I could trust myself to stay dedicated on writing a fiction. If I could I would have farmer collect all the guys he wants Plenty of work on a farm to gather all the guys we want into one home.
https://baramangaonline.com/?s=stardew
>>2816140He gets a decent amount of porn. Harvey used to be rare then people just hopped on the bandwagon. The new update might get some new NSFW artist to start drawing him. Finding Seb on top is even rarer to find.
>>2815937>Alex, 5 inch, cut - shower not a growerHOTnow i want to have both ways sex with him
>>2816140because alex is a basic boring jock who appeals to a lot of homos. i don't like sebastian myself but he appeals to women more imo
more depressed chicken man please
>>2816063>5" is just below average cope smallfag
>>2817015>t. coombrainHow many terabytes of porn do you have?
>>2816063It's definitely cringe so many has pornstar dicks.I want more stuff like >>2815937.
>>2817142Where half of them have pornstar dicks?
>>2814491what the actual fuck is wrong with you cringe fucks lmfaogo outside or get some dick irl you obese disgusting vermin
here's all the bootyelectric stardew stuff i've got, plus a few edits for variationshttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r4vio8tdbW7Y_XlmIGihUwOPclx1I_7t?usp=sharingif anyone has daydreamerjim's stardew stuff stored away somewhere i'd really appreciate it!
Cool descriptions guys, but the Seb bias is clear.
>>2817152Shane is a suicidal, lazy and alcoholic fuck so giving him a big dick as a superficial redeeming quality is deserved. People can think of it as a reward for trying to put up with him.Seb's the kind of a shy brat and an emo loner. I can envision him being that "quiet and shy guy with massive cock" archetype.Sam's definitely doesn't deserve an 8 incher. He should probably have the smallest dick just for having that DBZ hair.Basically, more flaws = bigger dick / less flaw = smaller dick.
>>2817141probably a tiny amount (like 5in) compared to someone bitching about petty fantasies on /y/
>>2817199got the rest?
seb wants a sugar daddy to give him money for game development while he sits around doing nothing all day, he doesn't deserve a big dick
>>2817194ew>>2817398thisseb has an acorn dick
>>2817398That sounds more like Sam with the music industry. Sam realistically probably won't make it as a musician and just lives off your money.
>>2817480at least sam has a job at jojamart or the library, seb just sits in the house all day doing nothing but complain
you guys are on crack. Harvey def has a massive cock, the stache is the clue.
>>2814256Alex - 6in cut and verse. Average dick but he has an incredible build. Needs constant reassurance that he's doing a good job during sex since he's new to guys. Very romantic and loves foreplay. Elliot - 9in cut and top/verse. He's also surprisingly muscular. He's very passionate and prefers to be dominant. He can bottom once in awhile but will only do so if you are flip fucking. His stamina is also insane. Harvey - 11in uncut dick, and top/verse. He's a sweetheart who takes monogamy seriously but the guys he's into tend to get scared away by his size. He rarely sleeps around though he can be sleazy when drunk. He has a low tolerance for alcohol and some villagers know this. There's a challenge at the bar to see who can take in the most of his dick. Harvey is blissfully unaware the next morning after drinking too much.Sam- 7in cut and btm/verse. He finds it funny when people mistake him for a top. He likes being in control and can be a power bottom. He likes to ride guys who are bound. He's really into frotting and 69 when not doing anal.Seb - 6 in cut on the thin side: top/verse. He's pretty tight and doesn't like to bottom much since he tends to get fissures easily. He'll bottom once in awhile for the right guy. Like Sam he's also big on foreplay and frotting. He's dated a few guys from neighboring towns, and has only fooled around with Sam when single.Shane -6.5 cut and prefers to bottom. He used to be 7 but his crappy diet caused some shrinkage. Pretty sleazy and has messed around with a few guys in town. Managed to get all the guys to meet up during the "pool" scene. If the player has a rabbit's foot then the scene results in an orgy. Emily is still haunted by the cleanup from that day.
Elliott makes me coffee in the morning and that is why I'll always marry him, plus he's very romantic
>>2817794So does Harvey and Seb sometimes Alex sometimes makes breakfast
>>2817142>>2817152It's like people either want them to have unrealistic porn star dicks or average sized dicks. People need to make up their minds.
I'm posting this pic in case someone needs a reminder how each character looks in the game
>>2817177It's not much, but here's what I've got. You're doing god-tier anon work, keep it uphttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1K_dPTViS_r0QLacX7gW0cBNe_NYNix6j?usp=sharing
>>2816766Source??
>>2817790Gayest autism I've ever seen.
>>2818032Thank you both a dozen times.
>>2818690quality slightly reduced for 4chan file size limithttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4347604
>>2817475Cool argument fujoshit
>>2818590Cool but remove the cringe oc in the middle
>>2819436>Dog boy....But why?
>>281944990% sure it's supposed to be an FFXIV character, so likely the character of whoever commissioned it. Perhaps that's how they imagine their farmer?
>>2820166cuuuuuute <3
>>2820166Why is the dick so small tho?If you are gonna make a sexualised drawing of a character don't make his dick small, that's lame, unless canon stablishes that his dick is small of course.Is small dick acceptance a thing now or something?
>>2821458I think it's cute and it's nice to see something different. If you go over to /hm/ you'll usually see there's a small dick thread so it's a fetish too.Though I do get that for most people (myself included) it's less sexually pleasing.
An artist could do a version with a bigger dick, a smaller dick, even a vag (!), to please everyone. But that's patreon levels of effort I guess.
>>2821458I think you're watching too much porn. Most men don't have 8 inch dicks. It's refreshing to see an artist draw a realistic sized cock for a change.
>>2821489I concur. The dick in >>2820166 is a lot more realistic. Big dongs can be disgusting too.
someone make lewd leo kek
>>2814491Great headcanon anon
>>2813591i always thought that guy went on to become Eggipus. The art looks very similar to me, just improved
>>2813246Is there a circumcised version of this?
>>2821589There is, but I didn't bother to keep it or any of the other versions (except the dirtier one) because the one posted there is clearly the superior one
>>2821615Your need to validate yourself here suggests you are circumcised and feel inferior because of it.Coming from an uncircumcised person, there is no need to mock circumcised people and make them feel even worse about their lack of foreskin.
>>2821624These 2 images have had their quality lowered for 4chan's file size limit. Originals:https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83406096
>>2821624Retard lol. >>2821589 is bait and >>2821615 responded mockingly.
>>2821624>>2821893>>2821615Why does every thread devolve into this? Maybe the guy asking about the circumcised version was curious because of the file name or maybe he just wanted to see the head of the penis and the circumcised one would show it? Saving only what you like is fine, but it is immature to say your taste in PORN of all things is the only acceptable taste.
>>2821589idk what’s going on w the responses to you post but uh anyways here’s the full set: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iG0nzSy8Ose86m79oBpCTSpdnvl0YXX-/view?usp=drivesdk
>>2821589>>2822273Thank you based anon.
>>2821624>you are circumcised and feel inferior because of it.not that anon but i was circumcised when i was a child and i feel inferior because i didn't even had a chance to know what it felt like, plus it looks terrible with those scar lines and dry glans. i barely feel anything.
>>2822317Moisturize.
>>2822317Foreskin regeneration.
>>2822320dilate
new bootyelectric thing
>>2821615>because the one posted there is clearly the superior oneNo.
>>2822956honestly I wish I could marry kent ;-;
>>2824041Am I missing something or is this not South Park?
>>2815937Finally, honestly love insecure about his dick Alex
>>2824042Wow that’s hot. Sauce?
>>2824231So is that OJS. Also requesting source from >>2824042 though.
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>>2824235https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86919667
