Necessary characteristics:>Must be very hard to kill, and must be able to defend itself from diseases, fungi, insects, etc.>Must be really easily to take care of, and should only require things that are easily available.>MUST NOT REQUIRE ANY REPOTTING, OR GROW TOO BIG TOO QUICKLY.>Must live atleast as long as humans.Preferred but not necessary characteristics:>Should have traits that make it interactive, i.e., flowering of fruit-bearing. >Should be Monoecious.
Here you go bro:
>>4797469I am looking at pics by people who own it, and are you sure that thing doesn't grow too big. Doesn't even seem like plant that can be contained in a pot.
>>4797468Sansevieria will grow in a dark corner of a room and it's sufficient to water it every other week.
Nymphaea zenkeri or Nymphoides aquatica. Have no clue if they're monoecious.
>>4797468Why do you have that logo next to your name
>>4797468Wandering Jew kinda works
Pomegranate is perfect. Picrel is mine
the perfect houseplant doesn't exis-
>>4797920What plant is that?
>>4797945It's a yellow dotted aquatic niggerfucker, pretty easy to maintain
>>47974741ft per year i think you can manage that with the slightest of landscaping skills, picre also contains copius amounts of mescaline
>>4797945It's vallisneria. Been growing like that for a year now
>>4797468Spider plant works for me, don't see why it should not work for you too.Very lively, grows easily, bumps back up after prolonged dry time, do not seem to care much of pests(springtails)/fungi/mineral deposits, never fertilized it and its fine, hanging offshots look nice, can flower a little.The only problem is that it can start to look a bit ugly after couple years, then you may need to get rid of it and replant the offshots.
>>4797895This shit INVADES my garden, it's getting out of hand.
>>4798409Nibble at some, it tastes like sour candy.
>>4798120>pests(springtails)You dumb motherfucker, springtails are the absolute opposite of pests. They eat fungus and mold (i.e. Make root rot hard to achieve), aerate the soil, help with nutrient transfer, and don't even jump out of a house plant pot unless startled.Any pot of dirt is improved by springtails.
>>4798409And that’s a good thing!
>>4798439What the fuck, I thought it was a joke, but this shit is actually edible?
>>4797468go outside, pick some wild plant that's growing in some shitty place like a crack on the pavement enjoy your hardy plant
>>4797920What is that?
>>4798704Yeah, woodsorrel is one of the few actually pleasant tasting edible plants near me. Makes a good garnish, but it shouldn’t be a large part of your diet since it’ll bind to the dietary calcium your body needs to work.
>>4797468Sequioa tree
>>4798819>>4797970
>>4798901based
>>4798819vallisneria I planted in a bottle almost a year ago. The ideas is it becomes a self sustaining ecosystem.
>>4801235What happens when it out grows it's bottle?
>>4798120>springtail hate on MY boarda pox of fungus gnats upon you
I can tell you what NOT to get, a loofah. Got one of those bitches for free and its ruining my life. Too fucking tall too fucking fast.
>>4802733what do you like about them
>>4797895Those little flowers, theys tasty ifn ya get em before they open.>>4798439>>4798582>>4798898Cool beans; I'm not alone, lol.OP, I dunno that last word, but I vote golden pothos just for its ability to be neglected. I did a clipping thing in an old glass milk bottle for my niece when she was 5 or 6. Like a science, watch-the-roots-grow, how to plant it after awhile; shit ya do with kids to get em into it. She just graduated high school and it's still alive. She's done her own clippings, starts, planting, everything. And I really thought she'd kill it. Dunno, might not be what you're looking for, but it's good info to have if someone wants something nigh-invulnerable and easy to care for.Flowering? Wood sorrel. I would say, but I forgot the name, lol. They look kinda like a fuzzy-leafed violet but I can never find any anymore. Could've been from Japan(?).A fruit plant that stays small... Cherry tomato bush? They die kinda easy, but hey, 'maters. You could constantly have a back-up plant easy.
>>4802689I can't really outgrow the bottle since it doesn't have access to co2 outside the bottle. The idea is that old leaves will simply die and decay and the plant will use that to grow new leaves and so on. so far it's looking good.
